Thats probably not it, he probably did it to delay the process, if he didnt sign it, a lawer would have to contact him to make him sign wich takes time, a couple of days can be enough time for the media to find something else to worry about increasing his chances to keep his job; not the pen... business people are not like movies supervillans
and actually, there's a bit missing. before signing it, he wanted to read it, but Putin was like: "don't read it. if you didn't read it until now, that's your problem"
Mike Tyson made more people sign the paper than Putin. Putin usually doesn't need to make them sign any paper, he throws them off a window, or blows their plane up.
Probably the dumbest comment ever...you think Tyson would Kowtow to Putin? Putin a 5'7'' and a 152 pounds would spread his asshole wide open for Tyson!
The people who yell when they're furious usually don't get results. Just wait for them to run out of steam then tell them why they're wrong and they'll go away. When someone with authority shows up and calmly says "this is fubar. You will fix it. If you don't fix it, we'll move you out and give it to someone who will fix it"... a. He's just issued the challenge. He's done. He won't "run out of steam". b. If one tries to retort, BAM! "We're not here to discuss, we're here to do what I just told you to do."
@@carlosg4531 I get what you mean, but I suppose if used the correct way they could be dangerous.... I mean, imagine pissing him off by accident, then the next thing you know Putin yeets like 5 pens at you!
@@wlink639 & definitely not an actor like Trump, borris & so on. All leaders know when Putin speaks, you listen..when (most) other politicians speak you read between the lines.
@@invalidaccount6147 apne desh k liye to sahi h.. warna ab tak western countries 100 tukde kar chukee hotee Russia ka aur USA apni monopoly power dikhaa rhaa hota..
@@edi4360 Well, if you are going down that route, then sure, the Doctor even killed his entire race, including the several billion children there. But that's not why we like Doctor Who. We like him because he appreciates the wonders of the universe and the people who inhabit it. If there wasn't this balance, then he wouldn't be a character who is as much loved by fans as he is now. I was mostly referring to David Tennant, believe it or not.
@@Somedudeonaiphonechilling8971 russia needs to stop with the strong man syndrome and become an uncurropt democracy, russian people should not have to make russian elites rich living in dubai.
@@ChristopherCricketWallace I feel like he's the type to say that with a straight face, then laugh like he's joking, but in the back of your head there's that gnawing doubt that he might low key be serious so you nervously laugh with him.
@@AliceRedFox96 Sure, but idk... I wouldn't say I haven't signed smth if there's a spot with my name on there which makes it very obvious that you haven't signed it. In hindsight, Putin prolly used some context here. I'd assume the guy had been generally against Putin's side here, and when Putin asked him, you can tell the guy lied. He could prolly tell the same and just trusted his judgement.
@@gurukn Yeah, that makes sense. Regardless of whether you like Putin or not, everyone agrees that early in his presidential career he had a beef with the oligarchs. Given that this is a very old video, it's probably from a time when Putin had not yet earned his reputation, and someone is willing to call a stupid bluff like that
@@p4inmaker He was an actual real spy for the kgb, but he mostly learned interrogation tactics and monitoring foreigners. so no, he wasn't jason bourne but he wasn't just sitting behind a desk the whole time
funny how those billionaires that were pillaging Russia were jewish and even more funny is how the world's media started to slander Putin and depict him as the absolute evil as soon as he moved against them. Americans you should wake up, because these kind of billionaires, who should be named oligarchs, are the sharks who are eating away your country.
@@AMplusPM you interpret it that way because you’re not use to having a real leader You crybaby Americans are use to having presidents who sugarcoat lies to your face you’re not use to having a president like Putin who plays no games. The owners of that factory did a bad thing and Putin set them straight.
If someone far stronger and more powerful than you (like Putin) is barking orders at you with that calm voice that means they’re trying not to lose it.
@@surrk1057 oleg dereipaska is a literal Rothschild agent hated across russia. you dont realise the balls it takes to stand against a man like him. he is seriously powerful.
"Did you sign it?" "I did" "I don't see your signature" *Gets up and signs* Like WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO THE MAN LIKE HE DOESNT HAVE KGB AGENTS WAITING OUTSIDE TO HAVE A "MEETING" WITH YOU LMAO
@@supertedafficionado what the hell are you going on about? I guess you must be right tho, there's no way that paparazzi would follow one of the most important people in the country.
Billionaire: "What's that? KKSHHSHSH. I'm driving through a tunnel. KKHHHSHSHS. I'll call you back." Putin: "We're in the same room." Billionaire: (muttering) " _You're_ in the same room."
this is exactly the kind of leader we'll never see in America. someone who stands against these corporate assholes who's greed comes before morality, and tell them for the people. "these are thousands of lives" our leaders don't care a bit for our health or safety. they poison us as much as legally allowed, and then some.
i've been bing watching putin videos ever since discovering that meme, i'm starting to think it is actually a propaganda campaign because i like him even more now
He is a billionaire, not a ordinary businessman .. he was worth about $15 billion back then, now he's worth only $3 billion i think.. Wallstreet scammed him of over $5 billion
“Who’s got the power? The power to nuke? Who answers the call, to suppress the Jews? Vladimir! Never fear, conscription is here! Who was a spy for the KGB? Who has border disputes with Xi Jingping? Vladimir! Vladimir, he is here he’s Vladimir! Vladimir and the Federation, yeah. Adventure awaits when you get conscripted. Vladimir! Vladimir! Vladi-mir!”
That’s what Jewish billionaires that enslave the masses deserve. Personally I would give them the firing squad go treason but putin prefers the softer approach which is good in a way.
@@sehuroka Putin belongs to the swiss mafia. He had a child with a swiss women in Switzerland. The sister of isis always go through the female to carry out stuff. Putin visits swiss frequently. "Neutral" Switzerland established in 1291, home of the Knights Templar Egyptian pharaonic bloodline and their stolen cache of Jerusalem gold, bankrolled artist and forceful charismatic German orator and propagandist Adolph Hitler, to undertake the biggest heist of financial, physical and human capital ever seen, 1939-1945. The Bank for International Settlements was established in the early 1920s with a stated purpose of facilitating German WW1 reparations. Nothing was further from the truth. The Swiss Pharaohs using the BIS started to raid European countries for their wealth. In the late 1930s an enormous storehouse of oil was found in Saudi Arabia. The House of Windsor (UK monarchy, formerly 'Mountbatten', formerly 'Battenberg' Germans) quickly embraced Saudi Arabia as its vassal and the Swiss pharaohs of "neutral" Switzerland set up a shipping fleet (purportedly "aid" ships) that transported Saudi Arabian oil to Germany. A war would soon begin. The finance and the energy source had been found to protract a war between Pharaohs, by and on behalf of Pharaohs, for a half decade. The Swiss Pharaohs of the European and British elite families would begin their extermination of the common people, their slaves. Thus began World War II.
Это было необычное событие, чтобы президент приехал разбирать вопрос такого небольшого масштаба, но это так же был сигнал всем остальным, что такое недопустимо в новой России. Я тогда этого не понял, но это было время, когда власть заявила всем олигархам, что время безграничной жадности окончено. "гребите, сколько сможете, но в определенных рамках".
maguire211 we'll see. his photo-ops are a little more action-movie-exciting than obama who just kisses people's [stolen?] babies and cracks jokes from the teleprompter
That's not rage. Putin is very measured. Personally I think he's one of the finest leaders in the world today. He truly does work for the people of Russia who elected him. And a superb international diplomat as well.
@@manson.oldboy He kills opposition politicians and critics, than call it democracy, you sure about it? You guys are just in love with power, you $uck on every nice big c0ck, but its not freedom and its not civilization. Actually these power mechanisms there are very animalistic.
You think Putin gives a damn about the average Russian citizen? He's a power hungry psychopath. He's just mad and putting on a show for the cameras because this situation makes him look bad. It's all about him and his image just like all tin pot dictators. His ego is out of control. That's why he made a big show of humiliating Deripaska on camera in front of everyone.
No democracy in Russia but company owners listen to president. In USA people elect president listen to company owners what to do. These is the difference.😂😂😂
@harshildhaduk3766 there actually is a very vibrant democracy in russia....western ppl are ignorant and western governments afraid......if justin trudeau can be president of canada for over a decade now and netanyahu pime minister for over 3 4 decades then so can putin.....
A Jew lying and trying to worm his way out of paying his employees as usual. Nothing new. Thank god putin stood up to him and his lies. Would never happen in the Zionist corrupt west.
Before 2022: "Putin is such a strong, awesome leader, I wish we had someone like him!!" After 2022: "I told you Putler is the devil and Ruzzia is extremely bad but you didn't listen!!"
@John Dana :DDD Dont worry u twat people stupid like you will never understand difference of soviet and russia and will ever listen to everything on internet and tv btw ur lovely usa is far worse with corrupt and fat pig ass people ;) what will u say on this
Tried to steal Putin's pen? The guys a madman.
He was at his mercy that day
Václav Klaus would do better.
bob joe JAJAJAJJA
I wouldn’t want that type of person roaming the streets...absolute lunatic
It's the people's pen
"You ran around like cockroaches when I said I was coming."
"Give me back my pen."
He said "Can u give me back my pen" bad translate
Their hearts must of been racing XD
@@WayToManyAssassins "Their hearts must *_have_* been racing"
@@flyingfoxes4630 Oh hello officer hows it going
@@flyingfoxes4630 Don't you have nothing better to do besides correcting people? Go find some other hobby
“Have you signed?”
“I’ve signed”
“I can’t see your signature?”
- Shits himself and signs it immediately
Lmao
Deripaska even looks like a huge piece of shit lmao
That shit could say "you have to eat dirt and drink piss" if putin tells me to sign, I ain't reading. I'm signing. Give me that diet
Different agreement.. he just got signed over to the gulag for lying 😂
Putin should have called him out for lying.
“Did everyone sign the agreement ?”
“Yeah”
Putin “I don’t see your signature “ 😂
182873829283737 years in the gulag
He even know each and everyone's signature.
The ex kgb man isn't bluffing.
@@kzero9714No such thing as an ex KGB-Vladimir Putin
@@BruceJ999 you will sign that paper. It's not murica. Cia retards 😂
Sounded like a teacher calling him to the front
When he asked: "Did everybody sign this agreement?", the paper was so scared that it automagically signed itself.
Hahahahaha
Wtf is this shit? Never heard of that.
looollll
there is 2 people who can beat chuck. bruce lee and putin
+Dave Gods And Dave Gods
I like how the guy describes everything like they are some animals from National Geographic.
u made me laugh, ty :D
The BJ 🤣
😂😂😂
"Cockroaches".
Putin is an endangered specie
Vladimir Putin: "Give me back my pen"
Reporter "Classic Putin"
Putin: I stole your pen.
Не точный перевод на английский язык
He actually said "can you give me back my pin"
The report he is very rude after all it is his pen
@@ВгостяхуТимура-м6ц you mean *OUR* pen
That room was so tense I ended up signing an agreement and I wasn’t even there.
😂😂😂😂
Love it 😄
Legend 😂😂😂
And you also copied a comment from 4 years ago for some TH-cam likes which is even worse.
😂
I signed that and I wasn't even there
Les Tight 😭😂😂😂
Lol
That is best comment I have ever seen! You won !
parrotpolly It’s a reference to Chernobyl ._.
Les Tight 😂😂😂😂
Putin: Pure GREED!!!
Billionare: tries to steal pen.
Also Putin: allegedly has $200 Billion net worth
@@nikolaslavov3498 it's our net worth, yeah we can't use it accept him but it's still ours
@@nikolaslavov3498 he is the riches man in the world basically. He own russia
@@nikolaslavov3498 having lots of money doesn't mean you are greedy
@@nikolaslavov3498 net worth and greed are very different
The billionaire: ,,can I keep the pen pls?”
Putin: ,,communism is over, now give me my pen back.”
Lol
gold
@@margyyn3479 can you explain how is that stupid?
No please god just leave it at this, don’t start a pointless fight, don’t respond back to me either I don’t want any part of this
@@margyyn3479 it was a joke
*If Putin says "sign this" you sign that.*
No
If Putin says "sign this", you only sign +this+ not that....
@@vanadjog7700 hahahahahahaha
This Billionaire is a true businessman he Didn't want to sign a deal without gaining something for himself even if that is the Presidents pen.
Thats probably not it, he probably did it to delay the process, if he didnt sign it, a lawer would have to contact him to make him sign wich takes time, a couple of days can be enough time for the media to find something else to worry about increasing his chances to keep his job; not the pen... business people are not like movies supervillans
correction: dictator's pen
damn 666th like
it's because putin is satan
@My Thoughts the original comment said he didnt sign because "________"
Hahah
Literally like a teacher with elementary school kids
😂😂😂😂😂😂
th-cam.com/video/UC60oJlKF40/w-d-xo.html
LMAO if Putin is an elementary school teacher imagine what Trump is. A fetus? Lets not insult a fetus by comparing it with Trump
HRISHAV HRICK ah yes ofc theres always a guy like you here huh
@@amanibrian f*ck off self promoting bot
@@hrishavhrick2888 you're brain dead.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He got his pen back
Yooo 😂😂😂that sent me 💀
@Zeus yes loool
Hahaha! Made my day
🏆
ручка то святое
This what we need in Haiti, powerful state that can hold businesses accountable.
Things Putin will never let go of:
1.Russia
2.His pen
3.corruption
4.bribery
6.money
@@Danyy2000 what is this link
7. murder
@Mr helmut schmidt
3.Bully
and actually, there's a bit missing. before signing it, he wanted to read it, but Putin was like: "don't read it. if you didn't read it until now, that's your problem"
Veonnj Caines ??? Hmhmhm what?
@Veonnj Caines the streets you go
Living Failure no, no, when it’s one the great lords like Putin, to be wet is acceptable.
damn man, shit made me fill my pants in under a second...
@Veonnj Caines I m dying 🤣🤣🤣
This dude almost took Putin's pen, Jesus Christ
He DID take it. Fuckin Putin had to tell him to give it back.
I see you calling
He tried to flex... he tried.
We can see how he became a billionaire now. Pen thief = Big thief
dude probably forgot that its not "our pen" anymore
Even Mike Tyson would have signed that Paper
Of course, everyone shits themselves around Putin. See how McGregor acted when he met Putin.
Even Tysons tiger would have signed the paper.
Mike Tyson? Anybody but him man...
Mike Tyson made more people sign the paper than Putin.
Putin usually doesn't need to make them sign any paper, he throws them off a window, or blows their plane up.
Probably the dumbest comment ever...you think Tyson would Kowtow to Putin? Putin a 5'7'' and a 152 pounds would spread his asshole wide open for Tyson!
Wolf of Wall Street: sell me this pen
Putin: Nyet
😂😂
Lmao good job 😂
I DIED =))))))))
Our pen
Аnd then, Crimea fell off from Ukraine )))))
He doesn't even sound angry, just highly disappointed.
that's almost worse..
The people who yell when they're furious usually don't get results. Just wait for them to run out of steam then tell them why they're wrong and they'll go away.
When someone with authority shows up and calmly says "this is fubar. You will fix it. If you don't fix it, we'll move you out and give it to someone who will fix it"...
a. He's just issued the challenge. He's done. He won't "run out of steam".
b. If one tries to retort, BAM! "We're not here to discuss, we're here to do what I just told you to do."
Underrated comment.
I'd personally be far more afraid of someone that's calm and collected....because that shows far more intelligence.
Putin is putting on a show he is extremely corrupt and careless
It’s weird not seeing him wide
He lost weight after walking too much in that hallway .
Don’t worry he’s back on strict regime to get wide
@@itsyaboi5165 Hahaha EPIC !
Ikr
thin boi
"Give me back my pen." Old school authority. Miss it.
Mafia boss and his propaganda. Like the fight with the bear, finding the amphoras or shooting down the tiger.
Go live in Russia then, see how much you love it
@@miroslavdusin4325Yes.
Don't.
He is like that teacher, who makes you look like a fool in front of the whole class.
Instead he is a war criminal
I’m ur 300 th like you’re welcome
@@B10101 and an ex KGB member. But he would've won with or without voting being rigged
@Vid The Hunter Better words I couldn't have said myself.
I don't need a teacher for that. Thanks
When threatened, the Putin can throw venomous pens 13 feet away
Well he WAS KGB...
??? Pens are pens my dude
@@carlosg4531 I get what you mean, but I suppose if used the correct way they could be dangerous.... I mean, imagine pissing him off by accident, then the next thing you know Putin yeets like 5 pens at you!
XD
From where was that? Xfiles?
"Give me back my pen." I lost it and started laughing!
So did I.
I'm a classical liberal myself, so, I wouldn't like to live there. But I do admire his style sometimes. I'd certainly like to visit.
LOL
That pen was $85 usd dollars
😂
You have to at least respect how he totally controls the room.
It's easy to control a room when everyone is scared to be thrown in prison.
@JJJ111JJJ When you're there in person it's much more intimidating
Exactly, like when was wrestling with the bear or shot down the tiger. Have you ever heard about a propaganda? 😄
@mellohi6175 he just said that. Scared to be In prison.
He controls that damm country. What are you talking about!!
When putin installs windows, microsoft accept terms and conditions
should've mentioned it was copied
made my day
This is Gold!!!!!!
Apprently they have been using windows in russian government until 2018
Now they just have walls
Guy: **Doesn’t give back pen**
Putin: *So you have chosen, gulag*
😬😬💀 he deaddddd
nightwishnemo I know, but my comment is just for the memes
@nightwishnemo thank you i needed someone to explain that.
Cyka blyat my friends , cyka blyat
nightwishnemo you must be fun at parties.
Putin: Takes a bite of a sandwich
Reporter: "Classic Putin"
lmao
ha
Putin: Breathes oxygen
Reporter: "Classic Putin"
huh... that makes no sense and you got 681 other morons liking it... whats wrong with this world
@@IIIlllBravo Its the power of pure stupid.
" Give me back my pen " I like Putin's style.
When Putin was 18, he moved out and told his dad, you're the man of the house now
I hope that's true lol
😂
Hahah best comment!
No, his dad moved out instead
ROFL:D
This dude just lied to Putin's face and got scolded like a child lol
Honestly that's why it feels staged.
@@wlink639 hes a president not a fugitive
@@wlink639 & definitely not an actor like Trump, borris & so on. All leaders know when Putin speaks, you listen..when (most) other politicians speak you read between the lines.
I don't think he lied, Putin just wanted to embarrass him in front of the cameras, the Guy was smart and didn't argue so signed it again! LOL
@@adlinks662 Agreed, I got the same reading.
Putin: **wants his pen back**
Narrator: C L A S S I C P U T I N
@Mr. Locks dude loves his pen
ara ara
@@ParkerDai stop with these stupid jokes. Soviet Union is GONE, so is the communism it once had.
First pen, then Crimea, what's next?
hahahaha 😁
Watching in 2024. Great putin. Love from India.❤
😂 rakh bhai apna pyar apne paas.
Put in ki asliyat bhi janta h kya?
@@invalidaccount6147 apne desh k liye to sahi h.. warna ab tak western countries 100 tukde kar chukee hotee Russia ka aur USA apni monopoly power dikhaa rhaa hota..
@@pravinkothari456 aur agar put in nhi hota to Russia 6th largest economy hota. He is corrupt.
A man worth 5 billion USD was treated like an errand boy. He even got accused of trying to run away with the pen. Russia for you
in soviet russia billionaires can't afford pens
What do you mean?I dont get it pal!
@@ohio He means that he is so powerful due to his wealth and putin does not care.
Meanwhile, Americans will lick Elon Musk's balls if given the chance
200 brazillion.
"he never raised his voice, that was the worst thing"
Ha. Doctor who isn't usually this savage, though.
@@christiansteward4327 oh yes he is
@@edi4360 okay, quite often, then. But he certainly knew how to keep a good balance between funny and serious
@@christiansteward4327 i mean, he did kill a bunch of baby spiders once. i think youre thinking more of the matt smith era of doctor who.
@@edi4360 Well, if you are going down that route, then sure, the Doctor even killed his entire race, including the several billion children there. But that's not why we like Doctor Who. We like him because he appreciates the wonders of the universe and the people who inhabit it. If there wasn't this balance, then he wouldn't be a character who is as much loved by fans as he is now. I was mostly referring to David Tennant, believe it or not.
"Give me back my pen."
Narrator: _Classic Putin_
Nice comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok
bruh stop stealing comments
@@moco8721 - Bruh, stop being that guy who complains about stolen comments.
And 12 year later Russia continues to grow and reconstruct factories and improve the domestic market, reducing its depenence on imports 👍🏼
pretty sure they are in chinas pocket now
Great comment
@@KHZ555 get a better job, working for putin is gonna cost you when he falls
@@DennanWhen Putin falls, he shall be replaced by another great leader. Your comment is irrelevant hate
@@Somedudeonaiphonechilling8971 russia needs to stop with the strong man syndrome and become an uncurropt democracy, russian people should not have to make russian elites rich living in dubai.
Putin: Give me my pen.
Narrator: Classic Putin.
Luis Mata lmfao
lol
More like give me back *our* pen
*Russian Edition*
Pen: Give me back my Putin
No one came bring Putin pen
Really hate people that takes your pen and doesn't return it.
true manhh..
@DECIMUS MAXIMUS correct..
@DECIMUS MAXIMUS stoner
You are one of them
@@douchmush9861 no u
Putin gives off "slightly disappointed father" vibes.
slightly?!?! I half expected him to seize everything and have them all executed.
@@ChristopherCricketWallace I feel like he's the type to say that with a straight face, then laugh like he's joking, but in the back of your head there's that gnawing doubt that he might low key be serious so you nervously laugh with him.
@TH-cam ScreenName How much piss was in your coffee or tea this morning?
@TH-cam ScreenName I don't care what you just said. I don't take orders from you.
@TH-cam ScreenName You need to call your clinic and remind them that you're out of your schizophrenia medication.
the fact that he knows each of their signatures... I mean, how many guys are in that room? wow.
They're not random guys, they're very rich people, at least Deripaska is. And in fact, there's probably a name opposite the signature box ;)
@@AliceRedFox96 Sure, but idk... I wouldn't say I haven't signed smth if there's a spot with my name on there which makes it very obvious that you haven't signed it. In hindsight, Putin prolly used some context here. I'd assume the guy had been generally against Putin's side here, and when Putin asked him, you can tell the guy lied. He could prolly tell the same and just trusted his judgement.
@@gurukn Yeah, that makes sense. Regardless of whether you like Putin or not, everyone agrees that early in his presidential career he had a beef with the oligarchs. Given that this is a very old video, it's probably from a time when Putin had not yet earned his reputation, and someone is willing to call a stupid bluff like that
@@AliceRedFox96 yup. I agree.
Там только двое собственников, следовательно Путин увидел только одну подпись, не было только второй.
When Putin installs Windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions.
Could actually be the case lol
Actually true.
holy shit thats funny
I don't often thumbs up but this is too funny.
LOL
This guy was a spy before, he KNOWS how to wreck peoples lives
what?
@@cemil7984 he was a kgb spy at east germany
@@HalfLife45 Zamanında Türkiyede tüpraş'ta da çalışmış kanka.
@@HalfLife45 Pretty sure he was an analyst. Not Jason fucking Bourne.
@@p4inmaker He was an actual real spy for the kgb, but he mostly learned interrogation tactics and monitoring foreigners. so no, he wasn't jason bourne but he wasn't just sitting behind a desk the whole time
putin puttin some fear in them billionaires...
Theatre
Он сам блять "биллионер"
funny how those billionaires that were pillaging Russia were jewish and even more funny is how the world's media started to slander Putin and depict him as the absolute evil as soon as he moved against them. Americans you should wake up, because these kind of billionaires, who should be named oligarchs, are the sharks who are eating away your country.
We need that too
@@Gingara-q9t Yea he was just boosting his cheap appeal.
Damn, that actually sounds like a great leader
it sounds like a boss, not like a leader
This was all probably staged and would be funny if there was not a war going on.
@@AMplusPM you interpret it that way because you’re not use to having a real leader
You crybaby Americans are use to having presidents who sugarcoat lies to your face you’re not use to having a president like Putin who plays no games.
The owners of that factory did a bad thing and Putin set them straight.
@@AMplusPM what do you think a president is
Both a boss and a leader.
@@AMplusPMIQ 70 detected
After Putin turned 18, His parents left home
10/10 for originality
XDDDDD
That’s a good one
nah, he poisoned them :)
@@mikeb2575 right, in fact this is the only thing he can
Oh my god he talks to them like they're children this is so funny.
ʞilljoy ʞane
They’re scared because he’s actually calm, when he’s mad he goes wide and kills everyone within a 1 mile radius.
If someone far stronger and more powerful than you (like Putin) is barking orders at you with that calm voice that means they’re trying not to lose it.
@@surrk1057 oleg dereipaska is a literal Rothschild agent hated across russia. you dont realise the balls it takes to stand against a man like him. he is seriously powerful.
@@surrk1057 amazing how some people dont get it
@Jordan Spencer or maybe you're stupid
"Did you sign it?"
"I did"
"I don't see your signature"
*Gets up and signs*
Like WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO THE MAN LIKE HE DOESNT HAVE KGB AGENTS WAITING OUTSIDE TO HAVE A "MEETING" WITH YOU LMAO
I bet he is never gonna lie again, even on his kids!
how he lied to the President of Russia like bruh
Because this whole event is probably staged
@@Rachl1284 Everything must be staged now just because, smh
@@supertedafficionado what the hell are you going on about? I guess you must be right tho, there's no way that paparazzi would follow one of the most important people in the country.
To be fair, I also hate when people try to steal my pen.
Putin: "Did you sign?"
Billionaire: ".....yes"
Putin: "I don't see it"
Billionaire: **Gets up and signs**
Putin: "so that was a lie?"
lying to a man who doesnt even need a secret service
Billionaire: "What's that? KKSHHSHSH. I'm driving through a tunnel. KKHHHSHSHS. I'll call you back."
Putin: "We're in the same room."
Billionaire: (muttering) " _You're_ in the same room."
Billionaire : *soft whimper*
@Charles Dinkins he has a stand...thats the only explanation
@@cho2583 He's the secret service.
Everybody gangsta until putin asks for his pen back
He didn't ask. *He told him to.*
@@TehXilee he didn't tell him he ordered him!
He told him to catch the damn train
How else red that in big smokes voice?
@@atharvakulkarni3516 that's exactly what the guy said you're repeating it
He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing, the fury of Putin. And then we discovered why...
He was being kind...
The way he articulated his words to be extremely clear was enough to get the message quickly
FURY OF THE TIME LORDDDD
navalny but not hillary yawn trump
Underrated comment lmao !
this is exactly the kind of leader we'll never see in America. someone who stands against these corporate assholes who's greed comes before morality, and tell them for the people. "these are thousands of lives" our leaders don't care a bit for our health or safety. they poison us as much as legally allowed, and then some.
Our leaders care about the empire, he cares about his country
Thats for footage...
Putin is the biggest corporate asshole in the room, you fool 🙈
what did the company do ? i dont know the context
@@mvs9122 You must be kidding. Repression of citizens of Russia is terrible.
Putin: **breaths air**
Reporter: "classic putin"
U can't defeat Justin y
How will you defeat justin y
Ha ha
I can't lie this is the second time i've seen you
@@FreeMemesForYou False
Crazy man. He just lied to putin's face about signing.
Not a way to expand life expectancy.
I mean He can't say "No I didn't". You dont wanna answer why and prolong
That POS dumbfuck today is surely pushing daisies.
@@boke75 I heard he accidentally shot himself in the back eight times whilst brushing his teeth.
@@dismalfist Accidents do happen. Especially when they’re non-accidental.
I can’t see your signature.
Sign it.
🔥
He's like a comedic teacher who changes his personality when exam starts
he is KGB agent...
st
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Ji
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"Song for Denise starts playing*
u know
ITS HIM
i've been bing watching putin videos ever since discovering that meme, i'm starting to think it is actually a propaganda campaign because i like him even more now
*T H I C C I M I R P U T I N*
*screen becomes wide*
He destroyed three men with a pencil, with a fu*kin' pencil.
Niclas Andersson John wick? No John Dick
@John Mellan Definitely John Wick.
In uk is John Dick
@John Mellan he's on "dick"
John Wick of Russia
Yeah, and the threat of nerve agent poisoning.
Belfort: Sell me this pen😁
Putin: Give me back my fucking pen🤬
The kind of man to tell his barber he didn't like the cut
then the barber lands in gulag xD
Vzcmds
Imagine being that manly I can't imagine the size of his balls
@Jon Bjornssen then you need a need barber !! lmaoo
navalny but not hillary yawn trump
"Give me back my pen" LMFAOOOOOO
That translation was changed
+SuperNinjaDan He did ask for the pen to be returned.
+Brandon Parks- it has become the running gag into my family.!:D
Hahaha classic
+SuperNinjaDan no, I am Russian and he did ask for his pen back
Putin: Did you sign the agreement?
Businessman: yes i did
Putin: I don’t see your signature here. Sign it
Businessman: SUKA BLYAAAAAAAT 💀💀💀
Suwarna Oli hé shit his pants 👖
The most common Russian slang. Web.
Weeb*
420 likes. I won't change it.
He is a billionaire, not a ordinary businessman .. he was worth about $15 billion back then, now he's worth only $3 billion i think.. Wallstreet scammed him of over $5 billion
Every country needs a leadership like that
A dictatorship? No thanks. Politicians need to have accountability and he has none.
The narrator sounds like this is an animal planet documentary
Well, Putin is ripping into the businessmen, It might as well be one. Even the narrator knows Putin's a badass.
Oh my fucking God I am about to fucking die laughing
@Mein Schwanz ist kaputt I’ll try
it is not so far from truth
It is, believe me, as much as love Russia I hate those war criminals running it.
Classic Putin , " give me back my pen ."
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Putin isn't like other Presidents he doesn't like people playing games this guy is extremely serious!!
😂
Jason Newport reminds me of a current US president.
Asking his belongings back
‘Classic Putin’
@@godra.8092
When a multi-millionaire asks back his 1 dollar change , then it's awful , genius.
*putin comes to the factory*
owner : why do we hear boss music??
nah mate, they heard the mortein getting sprayed because they are cockroaches
I have two hot TH-camr girlfriends and I am the best TH-camr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear mas
危
@@AxxLAfriku it must be those two trees on you're banner
*Wide Putin song playing on the background*
This is what strong leadership looks like
Looks like show.
He was the idiot who put these gangsters in charge in the first place.
"Vladimir Putin strolled into town"
Sounds like the beginning of a children's folk song. Lol
this is the most intriguing song entry, can't wait to hear that song )))
You better watch out
You better not cheat
You‘ll get what you get
because of your greed
Vladimir Putin is coming to town.
Pretty crappy I‘m sorry
“Who’s got the power? The power to nuke? Who answers the call, to suppress the Jews? Vladimir! Never fear, conscription is here! Who was a spy for the KGB? Who has border disputes with Xi Jingping? Vladimir! Vladimir, he is here he’s Vladimir! Vladimir and the Federation, yeah. Adventure awaits when you get conscripted. Vladimir! Vladimir! Vladi-mir!”
th-cam.com/video/tMINTOSZhDo/w-d-xo.html
0:51 when you didn't do your homework and everyone is handing it in
nice to see you here.
Well..
hello
@@anthonyixe9801 hi
Yoooo AFGuidesHD my man! Love your content.
When Putin comes to your house, you are the Guest
That's a popular Georgian saying.
OUR house
How many people’s comments have you copied
quite literally
The house comes to Putin as a guest
Even scarier when you realise that if they didn’t sign or put their head down in shame, they would’ve died right there and then.
Sign or Gulag.
-Putin, 2019.
Shreyas Kamath hahahaha 🙌
That’s what Jewish billionaires that enslave the masses deserve. Personally I would give them the firing squad go treason but putin prefers the softer approach which is good in a way.
there is no such thing as gulaj
Humanforfreedom 95 oh yes because all billionares who aren’t jewish are good. Wtf is this, 1935 germany?
Gustavo silveira Oleg derapiska is Jewish and is a close friend of the Rothschild family. That’s a fact. Deal with it.
I don't think i've ever seen someone have absolute dominance over another with authority before. That was surreal but amazing.
Bubba, you are watching too much MSMN.
Putin is a respectable,strong leader. His people dont fear him they RESPECT him!
@@sehuroka Putin belongs to the swiss mafia. He had a child with a swiss women in Switzerland. The sister of isis always go through the female to carry out stuff. Putin visits swiss frequently. "Neutral" Switzerland established in 1291, home of the Knights Templar Egyptian pharaonic bloodline and their stolen cache of Jerusalem gold, bankrolled artist and forceful charismatic German orator and propagandist Adolph Hitler, to undertake the biggest heist of financial, physical and human capital ever seen, 1939-1945. The Bank for International Settlements was established in the early 1920s with a stated purpose of facilitating German WW1 reparations. Nothing was further from the truth. The Swiss Pharaohs using the BIS started to raid European countries for their wealth. In the late 1930s an enormous storehouse of oil was found in Saudi Arabia. The House of Windsor (UK monarchy, formerly 'Mountbatten', formerly 'Battenberg' Germans) quickly embraced Saudi Arabia as its vassal and the Swiss pharaohs of "neutral" Switzerland set up a shipping fleet (purportedly "aid" ships) that transported Saudi Arabian oil to Germany. A war would soon begin. The finance and the energy source had been found to protract a war between Pharaohs, by and on behalf of Pharaohs, for a half decade. The Swiss Pharaohs of the European and British elite families would begin their extermination of the common people, their slaves. Thus began World War II.
@@bubbatime have you had Obama the gay on visit? 😂
amazing for apes
I've never seen such a worried billionaire
That's the power of russian named putin
Billionaire who takes The Bosses pen looks in mirror next morning after sleepless night and says stupid ! stupid! stupid! stupid!
@@chrisquinlan3012 walking away with the pen was the worst thing he could do at that point after fuckling lying about signing.
@@Little_Mittens yeah definitely
Putin has a well earned reputation. Whatever you think of him, it is foolish to piss him off needlessly.
Это было необычное событие, чтобы президент приехал разбирать вопрос такого небольшого масштаба, но это так же был сигнал всем остальным, что такое недопустимо в новой России. Я тогда этого не понял, но это было время, когда власть заявила всем олигархам, что время безграничной жадности окончено. "гребите, сколько сможете, но в определенных рамках".
When Putin dials the wrong number person who picks up the phone apologizes for for being wrong person.
lmao
when graham bell invented the phone he already had 2 missed calls from putin
That's what we do in Canada :O "Sorry, you have the wrong number"
@@BluesBoyJonny Wait Americans dont say shit like "wrong person, sorry"?
@@christuffer435 he said canadians
Looks like a typical classroom.
It's like a bunch of bullies had to go to the principal's office together
@@HandledToaster2 And the Principal even scares their parents
@Turkeyball the absolute flying fuck
It's a class trial
@@HandledToaster2 LMAO THAT HAPPNED TO ME AND I CAN AGREE
we made my maths teacher cry because she was a bitch
"Give me back my pen"
that was great
*****
Prison? Nah. Death.
Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.
Evan Bohn
it's part of his job to notice everything happening around him. Poor Deripaska was just very anxious.
George Tsiros it was funny
Lol Putin is the best president
maguire211 we'll see. his photo-ops are a little more action-movie-exciting than obama who just kisses people's [stolen?] babies and cracks jokes from the teleprompter
That's not rage. Putin is very measured. Personally I think he's one of the finest leaders in the world today. He truly does work for the people of Russia who elected him. And a superb international diplomat as well.
He is the leader of the century
@@manson.oldboy He kills opposition politicians and critics, than call it democracy, you sure about it? You guys are just in love with power, you $uck on every nice big c0ck, but its not freedom and its not civilization. Actually these power mechanisms there are very animalistic.
Dude have you been living under a rock for the last 10 years?
Works for himself , siphoned off billions and kills off any opposition. Yeah great leader...not
@@bisken6547it seems like you are. Brainwashed by propaganda, easily manipulated. Yeah, that’s you.
i cant imagine how many bricks these guys were shitting
None, it's a tv performance lol
@@304enjoyer3 probably
@@disruptivegarage no, not probably, it's for sure.
Артем Заброда ага, у Лукашенко тоже подобный спектакль был
Enough to build a new factory.
Putin's like a dad tired of his sons' shenanigans
Yeah, off-camera he's having them murdered.
That one teacher who sets the class straight:
Yeah well they are testing his patience certainly.
You think Putin gives a damn about the average Russian citizen? He's a power hungry psychopath. He's just mad and putting on a show for the cameras because this situation makes him look bad. It's all about him and his image just like all tin pot dictators. His ego is out of control. That's why he made a big show of humiliating Deripaska on camera in front of everyone.
@@YachtsOnTheReg7 so, like every politician right?
If Putin asked me "Have you signed?", even if I've signed, I would still go there and sign again
😂
This is why he's been in power for so long
@@faglerwagen3215
You don't have sense of humour lamo
@@seonderadam3898 I wasn't trying to be funny, just thought it was interesting
lamo
Lmao 🤣
No democracy in Russia but company owners listen to president.
In USA people elect president listen to company owners what to do.
These is the difference.😂😂😂
Principles of democracy - listen to the authorities first, then to civilians
@harshildhaduk3766 there actually is a very vibrant democracy in russia....western ppl are ignorant and western governments afraid......if justin trudeau can be president of canada for over a decade now and netanyahu pime minister for over 3 4 decades then so can putin.....
but if you ask a russian they will say they want putin because he protects his own
@@UnixPerdunixthat's why democracy is a fucking lie
''Vladimir Putin strode into town''
This single quote can now represent entirety of 2022.
Looks like he strode into Ukraine
@@malachijones705 congratulations you got the joke moron
@@JR-ub2wt woah you got him there man JIJIJIHA
He wasn't walking, he was gliding to Kyiv (Kiev)
@@JR-ub2wt That's blasphemy, look who you are talking to!? 😭😭
Yes I signed it. 'But I can't see Your signature, come and Sign It.'
That filthy oleg.
Yeah, putin made him look like a fool in front of everybody xD
Blyaaat
Ok Oleg come and sign it you should know you go to Gulag if you don't.
A Jew lying and trying to worm his way out of paying his employees as usual. Nothing new. Thank god putin stood up to him and his lies. Would never happen in the Zionist corrupt west.
@@humanforfreedom9583 Putin is Jewish. His mother's surname was Shalomova, which comes from the word Shalom.
"Give me back my pen"
The narrator's calm voice: 'Classic Putin'
@@bro6117 I am sorry for you
Shooting the biggest nuclear reactor purposely is also classic for Putin.
@@feister2869 Chernobyl 2.0 terrifies me as hell
CLSIC PEUTIN
OUR PEN
I signed too , I've got no choice i don't even own a factory there.
Person: doesn’t sign
Putin: *we don’t do that here*
Yeah
Deripaska : our pen
Putin : my pen
Deripaska : your pen
hey
Learning English with Putin
@@EmilAbishev hey
underrated comment
@@EmilAbishev *Remaking English with Putin
"Give me back my pen"
Man, that guy is toasted
We trained him😌😌
@@tallupapi
He became a good Patriot, thanks 👍🇩🇪🇷🇺
@@tallupapi I'm sure you're proud right now
True
@@motoko9888 f
Before 2022: "Putin is such a strong, awesome leader, I wish we had someone like him!!"
After 2022: "I told you Putler is the devil and Ruzzia is extremely bad but you didn't listen!!"
(America threatens Russia)
Putin: "No big deal"
(Factory shuts down)
Putin: "Ok, now I'm pissed."
Ah yes... Communism
@@finlayjones714 Russia is now a capitalist country now man
This is just marketing, making him seem like he stands up to oligarchs and fights for the common people
@@Bl4z3MC ебать, 14 секунд назад
@@TheEditorMatt It never was communist. At one point it was socialist. Communism never was a thing. It was just an idea.
Billionaire waiting to solve the "Sell me this pen" test.
Putin:- Give me back my pen.
Ha-ha, good one!
More like: Share me this pen
OUR PEN
“Give me back my Ukraine”
Wolf of Wall Street : Sell me this pen..
Putin: Give me back my pen.
Hahahahahahahahahahaa
Dang...that was more intense than movies...Even screenwriters won't write those dialogues. Truth is really much more interesting than fiction.
He just talked to a Billionaire Oligarch like hes some school boy....The boss of the Bosses👏👌
Vladimir Putin = The working class peoples president of Russia and not for the elite cocksuckers like the government of the USA
He's a good friend of these oligarchs and a good actor, who knows how to affect people's minds
@@waynegretzky3895 the Us President has far less power so the people dont get screwed over. russia's going down hill
Russia is going down hill you say? with trump being president the USA has become comedy central of all the modern industrial nations.
@John Dana :DDD Dont worry u twat people stupid like you will never understand difference of soviet and russia and will ever listen to everything on internet and tv btw ur lovely usa is far worse with corrupt and fat pig ass people ;) what will u say on this