We Create The Simulation | Episode 167 | NEW RORY & MAL
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 พ.ค. 2023
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Happy Friday…now give us our flowers. Recently we’ve been predicting a lot in the culture and to no surprise the streak continues. Mal was right about Kanye and Adidas coming together, while Julian predicted Tucker Carlson’s next career move. Meanwhile, Tory Lanez was denied a new trial. Staying in music (kind of) does Jay Z have an unclaimed son? Speaking of sons, Robert De Niro at the young age of 79 is having another child…this leads to a wild one-liner from Demaris. We react to Doja Cat’s recent tweets and give props to the Knicks for fighting for another game. Stay till the end as we introduce our new VOICEMAIL segment. If you’d like to have your question answered on air and hear your voice on the pod please subscribe to Patreon!
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Mal dressed like a convict with privileges 😂
😂😂
This is the most accurate outta pocket , Mal fashion assessment I HAVE EVER READ !! 😭😂
Ol west coast mechanic 😂😂
Warden’s pet 😂
His fit is definitely hip hop!!
“That’s not hip-hop” is a top 2 Mal-ism. It’s hilarious every single time 😂
Dats a fact lol
What's the other?
@@ryanhawkins134 "That's Crazy"
@@dbattle8008 😭😭
#3 after It Pains Him
Telling the homies goodnight: Not hip hop.
Telling the homies to stay dangerous: That's hip hop.
I love this pod. Seriously. On my darkest days you two Seriously perk me right on up. Continue and be blessed
You perked up? 👀
@@reekhavoc2932ayo
It's hilarious when Mal acts like he can't fathom the idea of certain things happening to other people lol 🤣🤣🤣.
Mal asking rory what kind of floral arrangement would he give him is crazy
1:36:33 “you really gon let her get dat off” lmaooooo i was fuckin tears
Mal paints his nails but flowers is where he draws the line
😂😂😂😂😂 Saint fucking John 😂😂😂 what happened to that batty guy
"I feel the energy bc I'm spiritual.. but" 1:36:32 🤣 🤣 😂 I love Baby D.
Mal being wrong on every sports take is hilarious
He probably won't even address steph's 4-14 shooting from 3 or his 4 turnovers to lead the game in the next pod cause curry is already in his top 5 🤣
This been the case since JBP. I learned a long time ago to not listen to his sports takes 😂
He picks the craziest hills to die on too lmao
Glad my voicemail made it thru “ I was the last one “ but yeah I meant it as I’m outgrowing the person . Thank y’all for da advice it was funny and y’all dropped some gems to fr and I appreciate it 💯I’m 22 no big bros or Ogs really so advice from ppl with more life experience is very helpful thanks and keep up da good work💯
🙏🏾🙌🏾💯
Baby d thinking that dna tests are done by dudes nutting in a cup is sending me
Joe made em change back to the old set up and stop holding the microphones. 😂
"Bobby!!!!!!"- Juian clowning Robert Dinero having a kid... LMAO
I feel the energy because I'm spiritual 😅😅😅😅😅
I lose brain cells every time y’all talk about politics.
True but its a very common understanding of politics unfortunately. They are really not that far off.
Every time
yeah fr. they just need to stay away from anything related to politics. stick to music/culture please
Is this where you come to for Politics???
I hate when they talk politics. Do some research or leave it alone.
JULIANS A MENACE “they can’t take another one” 😂😂😂😂
In reference to the fake jayz son’s mom
Warriors done… Knicks done… KD done…. All Mal’s sports hopes and dreams gone!
But he's a Lakers fan supposedly
I hope he doesn’t bring that Knicks pessimism
Mal thinking Tory won’t be ok in prison is crazy 😭😂
you can tell he wants something bad to happen lol
He won’t bro prison is not the internet 😂
Who do yall think tory is fr?
Ya obviously don’t know how jail works when your a celeb they don’t put you in the same place as regular people 😭😂 and even if he is they ganna kiss his ass cuz he got money and could pay for shit jail is full of a bunch of niggas with mentality of a 17 year old
this comment is crazy
Julian speaks with such conviction about things he clearly knows so little about. SMH.
That’s most of society..but I love the confidence Ju be having 😂
@@jibrilbuilder2668 Awful comment
Nah that’s demaris
That’s all of them except Rory (most of the time). That is most of society as well. People see a 20 second clip on the internet, and immediately think they know everything about the subject lol. Still love everybody on the pod though. Flaws and all lol
Deadass it's like when they actually talk about some real shit they either dont know WHAT THE FUCK their talking about or they trying to be fucking political correct its literally getting old this was one of my favorite pods but slowly dropping
This episode had me rolling😂😂 great way to start the weekend!
Mal said “Whenever a girl came to see you with the King Griffies you know you Forsure hittin” 13:23
I’m crying rn 😂
The last 35 minutes of this podcast is legendary
Mal standing over eddin sleep with the hammer out is INSANE
*tucker holding the gun* “that’s a red-blooded american right there”
The voicemail idea it's pretty good.. Very interesting
So the witness said he saw a lady shoot another lady but tory was guilty of shooting in the air. Not Meg
Mal is crazy y he think ppl don’t sleep hard as shit? Lol he always confirms he never had a girlfriend cuz thats prime time when they go thru our phone cuz we be sleep hard as shit 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 it takes a damn frying Pan to the face to wake us up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm sick of this Tory Lanez conversation...
1. If a person shoots at me 5 times, and misses but bullet fragments hit my foot, and i know who did it. They're not making it to court. You should have aimed higher cuz now you a dead man.
2. If an experienced gun user, shoots a gun 5 times, and misses but bullet fragments hit the targets foot... something sounds off.. she was WALKING away. She is not a small target...
3. Why intentionally shoot at a 6ft tall woman and dont kill her, but risk 20 years?
4. If a man shot your friend and beat tf out of you, why would you andwer his call from jail?
5. Why did the best friend get immunity, and change her entire story up... To not remembering and it didn't go in Tory's favor?
6. The witness said he didn't see Tory with the gun, he saw a woman with the gun.
This doesn't add up.
Rory said “you knew I was gonna assault her!” 😭😂😂
Mal really doesn't believe a thing. Why would someone make up a story about a hotel manager sucking their toes? He sounds crazy rn.
Bro people do make up hella shit. I’m sure you see the news lol but I think it’s possible
Lmfaoooo
Birdmaris calling herself spiritual 💀💀💀
I can’t believe she said that shit😂
The way I lost it when I heard that 😭😭😭😭
I hate her on the show. Insufferable
S/o to the gang, especially Baby D wit the pearly white teeth and thighmeat, you mufuccas is hilarious and I appreciate ya'll
D saying “I’ll die with my lie” then asking when does the human part kick in when you know you’re guilty…threw me all the way off😂
The last 30 is so infectious 😂 Yall killed this
All y’all playoff takes crumbled 🤣🤣♥️🖤♥️🖤🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️
In 4 years Mal will be 45. Let that sink in. It Pains Me
Mals the type to see rain n thinks its raining all around the world
Not them frying Tory Lmfaoo
"Jay ducking the cup"-Julian Jules is wild
“Shake the room” 😂
lmfao nah this was really comedy at the end
Joe really bullied yall into going bac to the studio lol
Best pod on earth yo 😭😭😭😭
"I'm not in that algorithm, I'm sorry" quote💯
I like the new voice mail segment great idea
I have been fading any of Mal’s sports picks for about 4/5 years now dating back until JBP days and betting against him. THIS SHIT IS INSANE !!!!! Literally hitting at a rate over 80%. FADE MAL TO THE BANK 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰. Real money not just emojis. I can’t wait until he gives a pick on this lakers Denver series.
He gonna pick denver. He always wrong lmao. Nigga said Russell Westbrook was the best player in nba lmao.
Lmfaooo all his shit be wrong
Mal being real with that walking in the room shit. That comes from living in sketch places and being alert all the time.
Mal pandering hard for Meg
Mal definitely said go be legendary 😂
Great episode 🎉
Damn y’all ain’t talk on Eboni K Williams bus driver comment?😂
Mal dressed like skully from The Wood 😂😂😂
Stay Dangerous is some Darkwing Duck shit😂
Absolutely zero mention of the fact that a good reason why Jay might be avoiding the paternity test is because the kids mother was underage at the time. This pod is extremely selective of who they properly scrutinise and who they don’t 😐
Are you surprised the dude who’s brother started roc nation won’t slander their biggest artist?
I know what Mal talking about! Definitely been in the middle of a dream and consciously know I’m dreaming and wake myself
01:02:40 Demaris why you sat up and leaned forward like you was finna throw Rory a beatin???? 😂😂😂😂 Rory bout to catch the fade for nuthn!! 😂😂
Mail is so disconnected from reality😂
Mal really a psychic
One day I want the pod to address the Diamond emojis Mal be dropping in women’s comment sections. We’ve covered the money bags plenty times but I seen Mal drop diamonds too. What’s that about??? Haha
🗣️ HEAT NATION 👏🏾👏🏾
I think Teyana has already started that journey. Remember her Adidas deal that she lost? That came out a couple years before Yeezy Adidas. She didn’t get to release the second colorway of the shoe, but more could have potentially come from that deal. She became the creative director for Pretty Little Thing in 2020 or 2021 and released a collection, but I believe she still holds that role. Part of her stepping away from music was to focus on other things, so I believe that she is capable doing something bigger in fashion, she just wants to do various other things at the same time. It would be dope to see her partner with Aleali May on some sneakers and clothing.
She made usher and Chris brown fight!!!!....she's nothing but trouble!!!!
@@reekhavoc2932 she can’t “make” anyone do anything. We don’t even know what happened, and they don’t care for us know so it’s neither here nor there.
guys do not take relationship advice from 5 single people with some clear mental trauma loll
Finally listening to Joe stop holding the Mics….Pause 😂
The old set up looked like there wasn’t much room for the mic holders
"goodnight" IS CRAZY
39:23 "Fuck you! What you mean you hate to defend me?!"
MAL IS FUCKING HILARIOUS LMFAOOOOOO
Cat dog😂😂😂😂 Garfield
Somebody tell Rory red Octobers are going for 15k+ not 1500 lmao
Lmfaooo mal funny af.
“Edwin I will kill you with my barehands”
1:48:09
I think this the first time I wouldn't wear what he got one 😂
Mal: I don't really care about politics
Mal: *proceeds to say enough shit to make a Fox News audition tape* 😂
When I part ways with the homies I either say “C safe, stay dangerous” or “aight bro I’m gone, I’ll holla at ya”
Rory is having a bad day. And it shows.
1:34:17 Rory needs to get the “REM sleep” bars off lol 😅
Yo someone put a muzzle on Mal during political talk. This man has no idea about the real world and the gerrymandering done to help elect these officials 🤦🏾♀️
If Tory does a retrial, they're going to try him as an adult, but he'll prove to the court that he shouldn't be due to the footage in the Sway interview where he stood up and was the exact same size when he was sitting down.
☠️☠️☠️
Julian just be talking. He so misinformed. 😂
Every hotel/motel room ive ever been in, had a chain or that metal bar that acts like a chain. Rory mustve been pissy drunk and passed out 😂
Yooo. Baby D legs are huge. I think we need to stop calling her baby.
Yeah wtf!!!!! Those legs are gigantic!!!!!!!!
Thank God the lighting is so much better
Remember about 3 pods ago when mal predicted the warriors were gonna wash the lakers 😂 all time worst sport takes continues
Mal be so wrong about sports a lot lol. He be wrong about music sometimes too
@chriscraddock2867
D: who do they play if the beat the heat
Mal: Looking like Philly
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yall know how much money we could have made betting against all of mals sports picks?
@@stephenjohn841 big facts.. Honestly us laker fans hope he picks the nuggets
RIP Kalief Browder 🙏🙏 that story broke my heart fr man. And even sadder, that's one of many and unfortunately the others are rarely publicized. 🙏🙏 God bless them. That shit really fucks with my soul
Tell baby D watch how she rubbing them knees 👀👀 lol
Thanks dmaris for keeping it real. Frfr
Yo bring back the sleepers, we need some good music suggestion
"Is that like a YG single" - Julian
Mal dressed like he did time in compton.
Voting is serious, so its hard for me to see them as serious adults. It must be the privilege or something.
Mocha Joe reference 🤣
Demaris just be talking 🙃
Mal's fit is three hard this ep.
Baby D was getting her shit off shit episode and I ain’t mad at it 😂
I hope mal get a chance at teyana taylor. Dude in love can’t tell me he’s not 🤣🤣
Because she's so talented😂
@@leanderlogan8496🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can ya get everyone else better seating
Agreed, and laptop stand for baby d and julian
She said "Fighting your sleep paralysis Demon" that's wild
I don’t know if it’s the shrooms, but y’all hilarious right now 1:45:23
Men can have kids in their Nineties. So don't do that.
Something’s just don’t change (Mal’s sports takes)
Mal got every single nba playoff prediction he made on this episode wrong lmao
Yo who tf is Bobbly Swagger? 1:34:47 shit had me dead !