MEN SHOULDN’T DO THIS… | Episode 133 | NEW RORY & MAL

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  • @bryancole4022
    @bryancole4022 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Demaris saying "why you allergic to the earth" is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @Dongloriano
      @Dongloriano ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Flowers got you shook 😂😂😂

    • @bryancole4022
      @bryancole4022 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dongloriano 😭💀💀

  • @19faf
    @19faf ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Eddin saying “ havent you ever hugged Rory from the back is crazy” 😂

    • @renaripley801
      @renaripley801 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Baby D-Y’all never pulled it in and Swayed? 😂

    • @ZackBeNinja
      @ZackBeNinja ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That whole hug conversation had me crying.

    • @CodysFavorites
      @CodysFavorites ปีที่แล้ว

      So funny lmao

  • @crazymause5993
    @crazymause5993 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Baisley just chillin behind Mal like the queen she is is such a vibe!

    • @phattygurlchronicles7527
      @phattygurlchronicles7527 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The one thing bais is gonna do is get her camera time..period💕

    • @elchapo6175
      @elchapo6175 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine being a grown man with that dog lol Rory gets no respect

    • @crazymause5993
      @crazymause5993 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@elchapo6175lol 😂. The heart want what it wants.

  • @ErvNoelProduction
    @ErvNoelProduction ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Y’all been putting up 50+ the last couple of pods. I won’t front, took me a while to warm up to Julian, but I rock with him now. I was in the barber’s chair yesterday and had to pause this because my laughter was about to get my line pushed back 🤣. Thank you guys for such a high quality, consistent pod.

    • @levicrawford6029
      @levicrawford6029 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree with everything except Julian. He suxxx👎🏾

  • @ajjonesBOF
    @ajjonesBOF ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I do love "2020 me" tho..TRADEMARK IT EDDIN

    • @BigCheeZe209
      @BigCheeZe209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think they all did that's why it was so funny 🤣

    • @musiqman8771
      @musiqman8771 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn’t come up with that 😭 somebody else did

    • @jonathansturdivant3284
      @jonathansturdivant3284 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We need merch !

    • @DavidFnMorgan
      @DavidFnMorgan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Been saying it since I heard it lol

    • @vraimentz
      @vraimentz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rory said it👤

  • @heyitsnasira
    @heyitsnasira ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Lol y'all better remind Julian to test again in two months. Some of those STIs got a "dormancy" period and go undetected

    • @CassCream
      @CassCream ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn...where is the punchline here?

    • @heyitsnasira
      @heyitsnasira ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@CassCream that's the fucked up part, there isn't. Get tested 😅

    • @JB4C89
      @JB4C89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly check in two months!

    • @newrorynmal
      @newrorynmal  ปีที่แล้ว +26

      my mom sent me a screenshot of this...she wanted me to thank you for the reminder lol

    • @laelracqueljohnson3273
      @laelracqueljohnson3273 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@newrorynmal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @renaripley801
    @renaripley801 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The conversation about Rory and Mal hugging is hilarious 🤣

  • @michelangelooliver2590
    @michelangelooliver2590 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When they talked about women being born after 1991 hating nice guys I damn screamed in unison!!! I experience it daily.

  • @ms.theveytarot2364
    @ms.theveytarot2364 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    then frying rory up for having a ring light has me screaming 😭

  • @themaddestvillain3040
    @themaddestvillain3040 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Bruh Mal talking bout biscuits like nobody eats biscuits is crazy 🤣

  • @alexandershabazzi8890
    @alexandershabazzi8890 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Ideas by jobless, bitter women." LOLLL!!

  • @XxspidermanxX93
    @XxspidermanxX93 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How they just skip over demaris saying "What is this a HOETEL"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @reggiepyrtle8473
    @reggiepyrtle8473 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Episodes been great lately ❤

    • @Keef_Doe
      @Keef_Doe ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol ok... This shit is boring but I have nothing else to listen too

  • @kylemclaren8772
    @kylemclaren8772 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The list is one of the funniest segments in pod history. Not just this pod. All pods. I’m deceased.

  • @GZMJr
    @GZMJr ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Please always let Demaris talk… She’s the gift that keeps giving 😭 Loud & wrong is my favorite type of person. God never let her stop talking.

    • @motorcycle-man
      @motorcycle-man ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That describes exactly how I feel. I'll be over here facepalming my face upside down tho lol.

    • @CantEditDaTruth
      @CantEditDaTruth ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m starting to think she plays a character and doesn’t actually believe what she say. Cus it’s like .. no way bro

    • @motorcycle-man
      @motorcycle-man ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CantEditDaTruth lol I hope so

    • @Veon_Ray
      @Veon_Ray ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Loud & Wrong!!!*

    • @phattygurlchronicles7527
      @phattygurlchronicles7527 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smh

  • @nehemiahkiner4366
    @nehemiahkiner4366 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Basley's face at 3:13 is hilarious lmaoo

  • @aaronmiles5013
    @aaronmiles5013 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The episode was 🔥.But yo why is Mal dressed like Cube's stunt double

    • @shenellrichardson4936
      @shenellrichardson4936 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

    • @Tylalala
      @Tylalala ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Rory is dressed like an urban outfitters employee

  • @thestorm6127
    @thestorm6127 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how young Bais be just chilling around Mal 🤣🤣

  • @snuffy3141
    @snuffy3141 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My nigga mal dressed like ice cube 😁

  • @tonyfarias724
    @tonyfarias724 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mal goin from saying “I’m never sucking anything out of a tube” to “I can kill a gogurt in 7 seconds” had me chuckling 😂

  • @nobodyexceptme7794
    @nobodyexceptme7794 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Surviving Julian: A New Years Nightmare

    • @tygottafeelin9753
      @tygottafeelin9753 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Surviving New Years: Julian’s Nightmare

    • @demarcusmckay
      @demarcusmckay ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Surviving A Nightmare: Julian’s New Year

  • @charlierayed
    @charlierayed ปีที่แล้ว +16

    We need the full Father O'N**l story from Rory if he's ever ready. I used to think it was just a joke but these last 2 episodes made me realise it's probably true.

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On god I been watching R&M since the beginning and watched jbp before and I had no clue ab that until just now lol

    • @19faf
      @19faf ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fact he said” I got packed as a kid so I can unpack as an adult” was bonkers af lol.

  • @whoudini08
    @whoudini08 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Confessions on Ice is nasty 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dontworry5897
    @dontworry5897 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    BABY D COMING IN HOT WITH THE TOXIC TAKE

  • @jibrilbuilder2668
    @jibrilbuilder2668 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Next year is 2020 “More.” 😂

  • @kikuchusss
    @kikuchusss ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Eddin pluggin the patreon so people can witness the hug!!!!! Did anybody catch that....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! They are all on point. I can't stop laughing. They leave me no room to recover from the last punchline to the next. How they do it so well? It's great.

  • @PPCCO.
    @PPCCO. ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The media didn't rock with Carmichael until he announced he was Gay; now he's being championed by 'Merica. I rocked with his show, but lets not act like the people didn't allow it to get cancelled. The world is a crazy place lol

    • @30chubbs215
      @30chubbs215 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. Ioooooved The Carmichael Show

  • @630zazou
    @630zazou ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Who gets that soul hurt over a random hook up? There has to be more to this.

    • @stxrmking
      @stxrmking ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbf, any regular person would get tight. Its both a shot to his ego, and actually disrespectful. Now, he gets what he deserves cause why the fuck you staying with a random stranger for 4 days. But he got stood up on a dinner after reminding shortly multiple times and pushed the shit back, gave somebody his personal belongings, brought a stranger to his crib (this really some safety shit too), you can see why he’s so tight. Mal said it best last episode, he felt like “who the fuck are you to do this?”

  • @dahkari2003
    @dahkari2003 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Shorty running a train on the train ride is crazy, 😂😂😂

    • @lewlootpack4459
      @lewlootpack4459 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She already had trains on the mind?

  • @darrellgillis1041
    @darrellgillis1041 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rory : That’s why you pull out
    Mal: Suck it
    Eddin: I just put it on her face
    Diabolical dialogue 😂😂😂

  • @jamiekoh6113
    @jamiekoh6113 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I bought the Patreon. These past two episodes have been legendary.

  • @chrisjahmal4224
    @chrisjahmal4224 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CONFESSIONS ON ICE 😂

  • @Marcel16DM
    @Marcel16DM ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Flowers got you shook?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thuthukanimngomezulu3238
    @thuthukanimngomezulu3238 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That is what's wrong but it won't end with me!"😂😂😂😂

  • @misskon6688
    @misskon6688 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mal: “A woman can’t eat a whole steak, that’s CRAZY.”
    The list of things that are crazy is CRAZY 😂😂😂

  • @BigChiefRedEyezZ
    @BigChiefRedEyezZ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The yakubian asking for the plot of Baby Boy is nuts 😂😂😂

  • @The-Slump
    @The-Slump ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We not gonna talk about Baisely pressin Mal at 12:07 😂😂

  • @jalenfrommiramar
    @jalenfrommiramar ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jody was 20yrs old in Baby Boy give him a break 😂😂😂

    • @sportsmanjared
      @sportsmanjared ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao notice how the only woman in the room called him a bum 😂

    • @renaripley801
      @renaripley801 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sagemode6
    @sagemode6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Rory the type of nigga to make plane sounds with his spoon

  • @warrencarroll6228
    @warrencarroll6228 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yo!! These last 2 pods are 10/10!! They shooting a 100%

  • @jahmeek
    @jahmeek ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You eat go gurts"?😆😆

  • @kwestionme5241
    @kwestionme5241 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The baby boy point. For rory. That's kinda what makes the movie genius. It has no direction like the main character lol. Do the science King

  • @ifrr8337
    @ifrr8337 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The list breakdown was hilarious! 😂

  • @Brklynzfynest718
    @Brklynzfynest718 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Confessions on Ice" is crazy! lmaooooo please!!!

  • @elmascavidal1797
    @elmascavidal1797 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mal looking like he got his fit… from ice cube’s closet…..

  • @Muybonitacoco22
    @Muybonitacoco22 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Idc Eddin is sooooo funny😂😂😂😂 love him!!

  • @ecomworld4695
    @ecomworld4695 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Mal too cool for school and can't even have a gogurt without being judged for it.

    • @19faf
      @19faf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The real question is, how fast is he finishing it

    • @dookfields2362
      @dookfields2362 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grown man sucking a gogurt is nuts

    • @ecomworld4695
      @ecomworld4695 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dookfields2362 It just shows people being insecure of how other people might view them.
      In our society nowadays, for example you just can't get a hotdog(not at a sporting event) with your homeboy without them commenting on how sus that is. Like wtf....

  • @Malpakot
    @Malpakot ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mals internalised homophobia is crazy 😂

  • @alexjenkins2012
    @alexjenkins2012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo that list of what men can’t do and they brought up gogurt 😭😭💀. Ayy yo

  • @Malpakot
    @Malpakot ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rucksack is English word for a backpack 😂

  • @vukasakhecapitalvsc7085
    @vukasakhecapitalvsc7085 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "two Podders, one razor" makes you more than boys, your family now 😂 ...

  • @ape-san6037
    @ape-san6037 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love baby d but she dead ass been the voice of every bird brain female these last two pods 🤣🤣

    • @lio5090
      @lio5090 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let her live and enjoy the content

    • @ZYaKnoe249
      @ZYaKnoe249 ปีที่แล้ว

      We shouldn’t let stupid women ‘live’

    • @clarenceseedorf8084
      @clarenceseedorf8084 ปีที่แล้ว

      she is a mf birdbrain

  • @taydavis8888
    @taydavis8888 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Flowers got you shook" I'm deceased

  • @Augusto0926
    @Augusto0926 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So a robot can defend me in court but I can’t cast my presidential vote from my phone????

  • @LboogieEntertainmentTv
    @LboogieEntertainmentTv ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The movie is called baby boy. The plot is about the immaturity and underdeveloped mindset of the balck man

    • @hollywood486
      @hollywood486 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s not by definition what plot means 😂 there need to be an order of events etc etc
      So the plot would be overcoming immaturity and developing a better mindset as a BLACK MAN.
      What you said is just shytting on black men not sure if you care but just worded it better if you do

  • @CCCou
    @CCCou ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I came here for the pup on the couch. Lol…

  • @renaripley801
    @renaripley801 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yo y’all had me dying this whole pod 🤣🔥

  • @kathleenwhitlow7820
    @kathleenwhitlow7820 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guys! I’m going to ask you guys just for the hundredth time. Can you please please please please please please please put your regular episodes on Patreon. All the other podcasts that I subscribe to put their regular episodes on Patreon along with the episodes you can only get as a subscriber. It’s helpful to have them all in one place and it’s helpful because you’re actually able to hear the music on Patreon which you cannot on TH-cam and I prefer to listen and watch at the same time. Please! It’s not too much to ask for an episode you’re already putting out to be on Patreon as well. That should be a given as a subscriber.

  • @remingtonsteel8409
    @remingtonsteel8409 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Comparing Schindler's List to Baby Boy is Craaazy!

  • @hasanih8384
    @hasanih8384 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    All these years Rory been joking about being molested, for some reason these past couple of episodes I’m starting to think it might not be just jokes…

    • @shugarae1
      @shugarae1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not just jokes, but I think he's ok.

    • @lewlootpack4459
      @lewlootpack4459 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's only like the 6th time he's been on a pod and alluded to it not just being jokes. Take all the time you need to believe him tho 😆

    • @hasanih8384
      @hasanih8384 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now that you say it…he has kind of straight up said this was real shit. I just still thought it was only jokes cause that’s a wild thing to joke about on a podcast if it really happen to you.

  • @Tankes914
    @Tankes914 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eddin saying hug from the back was insane 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RysinGgee
    @RysinGgee ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Breakn a Banana🍌 n rockn it is NASTY💀🤣Julian is Nasty

  • @civilenggggg
    @civilenggggg ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mals distaste for Eden is becoming fucking hilarious ngl

  • @zanndunge1503
    @zanndunge1503 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Uncle waffles is on the lineup in couchella

  • @hilfiger8629
    @hilfiger8629 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ye theyre back the last few pods havent been that good but they killin it in the new year

  • @NoluNini
    @NoluNini ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why are they pushing them to hug 🤣🤣. But it is weird that they have never hugged

  • @somebadi9
    @somebadi9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    mal with the ice cube swag tho

  • @leejohn_bns
    @leejohn_bns ปีที่แล้ว

    8:11 lmao Julian wit the light shot "does he see it tho?"

  • @khahimv
    @khahimv ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im mad yall aint get a Orange Juice Jones bar off wit Julian story lol

  • @LordYeshuaHamashiach
    @LordYeshuaHamashiach ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Harry had a frostbite. That's why.

  • @thuthukanimngomezulu3238
    @thuthukanimngomezulu3238 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Edin, how is having 1 or 2 tampons better than having an entire box?😂😂😂

  • @thecunninlynguist
    @thecunninlynguist ปีที่แล้ว +9

    good ep, the list is hilarious

  • @ToDaMaxxx
    @ToDaMaxxx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Masculinity for a lot of men is super fragile.

  • @Dubstar47
    @Dubstar47 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao they got mad uncomfortable when they were asked to hug each other. Kinda weird but to each their own.

  • @Marcel16DM
    @Marcel16DM ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:08:00 the wildest 45 seconds 🤣🤣😭😭

  • @CharliFunk
    @CharliFunk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Literally wore that shirt yesterday. Stay outta my streaming closet Rors!!!

  • @freddiebridges5099
    @freddiebridges5099 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t like that part, that part I don’t like…..bullet train 😂😂😂

  • @kevinspencer6055
    @kevinspencer6055 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You gotta DM your lawyer to throw the chair at the judge

  • @GiLLMATIC21
    @GiLLMATIC21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao that list was wild

  • @barrytaylor8772
    @barrytaylor8772 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Baby boy, Shawshank Redemption great movies of 2nd chances,reinvention,self reflection and self forgiveness!

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wack was on clubhouse before getting in the shower lol

  • @tamiza22
    @tamiza22 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:40 love baisley

  • @jordanclarke6450
    @jordanclarke6450 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If my kids God’s willing don’t care I saw Frank Ocean live then I’ve failed 😂

  • @kinchen261
    @kinchen261 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Eddin sneaking that mal has big hips is hilarious

    • @jasonforte409
      @jasonforte409 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I peeped that and no one noticed it lol.

  • @thebestrapperindcthebestra6429
    @thebestrapperindcthebestra6429 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    baby boy was actually deep. And symbolically showcased the plot of a mother A son. A baby mother all surving and the nuances of love in hood simply put a love story and coming of age movie..…. Like that went over his head

    • @kevthepoet
      @kevthepoet ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly can't tell if Baby Boy is meant to be a comedy or not.

    • @thebestrapperindcthebestra6429
      @thebestrapperindcthebestra6429 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevthepoet bro literally that joint is based off some whole skaspere play or something .. it’s a tragic comedy with a a happy ending …
      Honestly bro I avoided watching the movie cuz o thought it was over hyped growing up but it’s really deep bro. Deals with single parenthood. Late blooming men . What it means to be a man.. mother son relationship, toxic relationships.. look up the movie explained Jon singleton is no joke. That movie showed ppl some shyt .

  • @MarcusJII
    @MarcusJII ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It was a dumb move of Julian lol and why you mad about a chick you just met that ain’t yours???

  • @Osostratus
    @Osostratus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First of all…. You freeze the go-gurts so they freeze pops that be bussin fr

  • @abtshoni
    @abtshoni ปีที่แล้ว

    BroOOo, about that train station stop game. I once took a train with my mother, and she slept throughout the train ride, I was so anxious cause I didn't know where we were supposed to go off...she literally woke up when we stopped at the station we were supposed to get off and carried on like its just another day. I was astonished cause it wasn't the last stop.

  • @ZackBeNinja
    @ZackBeNinja ปีที่แล้ว

    Nah nah nah. 39:30 They can't let Baby D get the "you pulled him in and then you swayed?" off without saying nothing. Lmfaoooo.

  • @PeachesROBERTS
    @PeachesROBERTS ปีที่แล้ว

    Baisley in the beginning is me this Sunday morning

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 ปีที่แล้ว

    A robot lawyer is wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dstn07
    @dstn07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Opening your arms without the dapp😔👏🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @dizzle82kb
    @dizzle82kb ปีที่แล้ว

    You slick Edin 39:36 😂

  • @xXxManuelLazoxXx
    @xXxManuelLazoxXx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “The kids are behaving themselves” YOU ARE ONLY 32!!!!!

  • @anthonycent925
    @anthonycent925 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo that hug shit was hilarious

  • @GermanChoc26
    @GermanChoc26 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Under no circumstance are men sharing a dessert together at a restaurant! Best case scenario is 2 plates and 2 sets of utensils.

  • @dondreporter7237
    @dondreporter7237 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol yes, our phones/GoPro's/most electronics are water proof now

  • @daylonwright3635
    @daylonwright3635 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this podcast so fucking much

  • @RCAstud
    @RCAstud ปีที่แล้ว

    "raw foot" is wild lol cuz that's normal in the caribbean

  • @jamesharry7357
    @jamesharry7357 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Within the first 5min I heard “subscribe to patreon” at least 10 times….relax