It's like a villain origin story. Hhh, tired of being buried after the curtain call, takes revenge on the rest of the roster in 2002-05. Someone should write a book about this lol.
I stopped watching Aew for a while bc it hurt too much. I haven’t watched weekly wwe tv in a long time so Aew was all I had left, Wednesday’s were appointment viewing for me. But ever since he passed I just can’t do it, the wrestling world has caused me so much pain, I can’t get myself to watch it on a weekly basis anymore. Just reminds me of what USED to be. It hurt
My personal favourite squash was the time on WWECW that -Viscera- Big Daddy V, in his terrible, tiny, manboob-exposing singlet, squashed 3 pasty, unassuming white dudes at the same time, ending with him throwing the trio into one pile and pinning them simultaneously. In the long run it didn't really do much to get over what was WWE's last-ditch, ultimately-futile attempt to make _anything_ out of Big Vis, but damn if it wasn't hilarious and entertaining for the 5ish minutes it lasted. As one online dirtsheet wrote of it at the time, "Winner: Big Daddy V, via MURDER"
that Vader Vs. Inouki squash inspired SNK to put a Vader homage character into their first Fatal Fury game, and he got to come back for the sequel as well as King of Fighters 13 and the Capcom Vs. SNK games!
I love the subtle "good god damn" editing in this video. For "good" it's a shot of Foley, hearkening back to his "Foley is Good" catchphrase. When Adam says "god" it zooms a bit on Mick because of how that "Foley is Good" phrase was created only after fans would often display signs that said "Foley is God". And then Ron Simmons for the word "Damn", doy. Love you, partsFUNknown.
Mr. Brodie Lee gave Cody no room to counterattack his offenses and it was pure monster heel destruction. And the aftermath was so well written that elevated Brodie Lee, Dark Order and Anna Jay.
And then Rhodes just went to shoot a TV series, came back in a month, and regained the title, smh. I mean, what the hell. Let that monster have a proper reign!
Who? King Ross? Ain't nobody around by that name, chum. "King Ross" died over 3 years ago. (Which doesn't stop [NAME REDACTED] from selling his merch still.) Ross Tweddell, your reigning and defending Cultaholic World Heavyweight Champion, on the other hand, is alive and well and perfectly happy listing off WTF Moments and doing podcasts and tier lists and other Gary TH-cam things for not this channel.
If this list gets updated, I want the CM Punk vs Wardlow match from AEW Dynamite Jan 12, 2022 on this list. It showed Wardlow's capabilities in the future. CM Punk made him look super strong!!!! MJF secretly doesn't want Wardlow to beat Punk so he bossed him around to do 8 powerbombs. The finish is a Bret Hart vs Diesel tribute rollup win. 1. Everyone still wants MJF vs Punk 2. Wardlow's turn on MJF will be so sweet. 3. So mant storylines moving with this match
BROCK LESNAR: I'm the best at squashing my opponents.... GOLDBERG: I don't think so.... I'm the best!! E. HONDA: HOLD MY RAMEN..... THOUSAND HAND SLAP TF OUT OF THEIR ASSES!!
As far as the jobber winning squash matches out of nowhere being a big deal, The Hardy Boys beating the New LOD on Sunday Night Heat. I may be a little bias because they are hometown boys but that was the launch of their career.
All I could think about after Cody vs Brodie Lee was "I looked away, what just happened?" and then I rewinded it and saw Cody get absolutely rag dolled. Then I rewinded it again and watched it again because my brain couldn't believe what my eyes were telling me. Then I rewinded it again because they still couldn't believe what my eyes were telling me especially because it was happening without a crowd to go absolutely mental and I never felt more alone as a pro wrestling fan despite watching it with my Dad every week. RIP Brodie Lee. You will always have this moment and definitive proof that you're better than what the "...out of touch old man who didn't believe in you" thought you were.
Before I watch. Cena vs Lesnar better be on here or I riot. Ok Suplex City lives and it is great. Lesnar is the King of Squash Matches even when he’s taking one.
thank you whoever made the thumbnail for making it clear that that's john cena because i definitely wouldn't have been able to tell
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Yaknow, I never thought seeing ya boi doing one of these videos again would make me happy but during the old days I'd get home from work at a restaurant and I'd mow while watching what culture. Those days were better than I will ever let on ahaha Good on ya buddy to be back to form
WWE should have switched the plans of Taker/Roman (full-length match) & Taker/Cena (blink & you miss it). Roman had major heel heat, so having Taker squash him in 3 minutes (probably) would've made the crowd happy. Giving Cena & Taker 20-30 minutes to tear each other apart could've made for a legendary battle of a match, either man could win & it would be believable either way. Either the Deadman kills Hollywood John or Cena finally slays the dragon & retires Taker
People say cena is selfish but would a selfish man really be up for getting squashed twice in high profile matches at wwe's 2 biggest PPVs? I Don't think hogan, austin, rock or shawn would be up for those.
@@TheEvilCheesecake At least the nexus weren't squashed. Cena was humiliated in the two biggest shows of the year by a couple of part timers. For all the flack cena gets(and he deserves some of it) he was willing to job himself out. Austin never would've agreed to that.
@@JungleBunkRootsMusic2022 ...but they were buried. Ruined as a group because SOMEONE decided they wanted to win instead of doing what would have been better for everyone and creating more credible names for the future
@@CryoJnik Right because skip Sheffield and David Otunga were future WM main eventers smh. The only member of that group who had potential was barrett. People overrate the nexus burial. There have been far worse uses of backstage power(Booker t at wm 19,sting at starcade 97). At least the nexus lost in a competitive match, cena had to lose to an over the hill undertaker in 5mins.
I remember Adam reacting to the Brock/Goldberg match. He went from "This is the worst thing in wrestling" to "This is the best thing that has ever happened" to "I don't know what to feel" all in like an hour.
Man, that Brock Lesnar squashing the hell of Zack Gowen is uncomfortable for me to watch even for a 16 year old me when I saw it way back. That really made Brock a monster heel that time.
I remember being a kid and they had Matt Morgan. he was just doing the weekly Squashes, but didn't use that weird suplex into rock bottom he does. He did a match, this must have been like the 3rd squash in or whatever, he gets them up for that suplex slam, but in my head, it looked like the jobber was reversing the suplex into a DDT. Now, i know that was just his finisher, but for a moment i thought WWE was going to spend weeks building up this monster, just to have him squashed by some no-namer the person who they actually wanted to push. That'd be a nice angle if they did it right.
Piper vs. McGraw (‘84), mere days before McGraw’s death. He eats two sickening underhook DDTs from Piper. The match was stopped and Piper just walks out of the ring disgusted. Still upsetting to watch. These are all good, tho.
Honorable mention for the Ultimate Warrior giving HHH the deep-seated emotional trauma that would eventually lead to the Reign of Terror.
Lol PTSD created the king of kings
Well that and his ACL ripping apart like a thing of string cheese.
It's like a villain origin story. Hhh, tired of being buried after the curtain call, takes revenge on the rest of the roster in 2002-05. Someone should write a book about this lol.
@@GrtSage It was his quad, but same difference.
@@TheTrainFan9 Ya it was Quad my Bad.
I would read an entire novel of nothing but adam metaphorically describing how manly brock lesnar is
😂😅
“Brock killed one leg man in front of his one leg Mam”
Jaysus I cackled 😂
"one-leg man become sit-down man"
“Why you do this Bork?”
Bork Laser beat up One Leg Man
😂😅
"Bork killed one-legged man"
Y u do this Bork?
Y U DO THIS BORK!
Brick Lorenzo 😭🤣
One-legged is too many syllables for Bork.
Bad Bork
One leg man is now sit down man.
After Suplex City if you went on the hub, you'd find a video called, "John cena takes 18 germans".
After Goldberg vs Brock at Survivor Series you could find a video called "Bald man works fast and finishes hard" (or something close to that lol)
16 Germans actually
"Cena hadn't been dominated like that since that episode of Total Divas that I saw in a dream one time."
See, this is why Plumpy is the 🐐.
Totally agree!
Specially with 2 first ones!
RIP Daryl
“One ruff, tuff, billy goat buff” is something I never imagined hearing in my lifetime.
Damn it, you beat me to it!!
Such is the talent of #TheOneTrueAdam he is worth every f'ing penny.
That's why Adam is awesome plus the ate his lunch made another I'm sorry lunch and ate that one too lol Adam you are great!
Ohh you should know by now everything is possible with Adam Blampied lmao
Only the OGs will remember Adam's reactions watching Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar. That scene was unforgettable 😂😂😂
Yeah , adam went mental he struggled to get through that video
I will never forget Plumpy gasping "he beat the streak..." in shock.
lol I was hoping someone in the comments would mention that....truly an iconic moment
*"HE BEAT THE STREAK"*
Brick Lorenzo vs Morbid George
Ryback's were some of the best they gave him handicap squash matches
That "nyaah" killed me
I hate squashes but love PFK so I liked the video ;)
My favorite squash match is Jeff Hardy winning the NXT title from Karrion Kross.
Mr. Brodie Lee lives on forever in our hearts. Damn it, miss the man so much.
Same. I’m a GM for a group of TTRPG players, and I created a NPC named Mr. Luke Huber, using the Mr. Brodie Lee gimmick as his appearance.
@@TheComicBookJoker i made the dark order on wwe 2k19 and made Alesiter Black the leader but everybody has an armband that says "RIP Brodie"
@@gohanblack5545 I like it.
I stopped watching Aew for a while bc it hurt too much. I haven’t watched weekly wwe tv in a long time so Aew was all I had left, Wednesday’s were appointment viewing for me. But ever since he passed I just can’t do it, the wrestling world has caused me so much pain, I can’t get myself to watch it on a weekly basis anymore. Just reminds me of what USED to be. It hurt
That crowd went hype for a 3 minute squash dream match than most of the matches on the Mania 34 card
I would just like to compliment the editor for giving two shots of Saint Mick for "good god" and one of the legendary Ron Simmons for "damn".
Honey wake up, Adam made another top 10 list
My personal favourite squash was the time on WWECW that -Viscera- Big Daddy V, in his terrible, tiny, manboob-exposing singlet, squashed 3 pasty, unassuming white dudes at the same time, ending with him throwing the trio into one pile and pinning them simultaneously. In the long run it didn't really do much to get over what was WWE's last-ditch, ultimately-futile attempt to make _anything_ out of Big Vis, but damn if it wasn't hilarious and entertaining for the 5ish minutes it lasted.
As one online dirtsheet wrote of it at the time, "Winner: Big Daddy V, via MURDER"
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10:25 / 10:29
"the pichu version of x-pac" got me 😂 😂 😂
Never been this early to one of your videos before
And then we got Malakai Black vs Cody. Boy what a hell of a match that was.
Morbid George
Another memorable name Adam gives to Daffy Darkly.
Iggy the Grave Diggy Piggy is HOF worthy!
I feel like Cena getting annihilated by Lesnar at SummerSlam is more shocking than losing to Undertaker at Mania 34.
It's very significant how Brock beats Cena in a way that was outstanding
that Vader Vs. Inouki squash inspired SNK to put a Vader homage character into their first Fatal Fury game, and he got to come back for the sequel as well as King of Fighters 13 and the Capcom Vs. SNK games!
I love the subtle "good god damn" editing in this video. For "good" it's a shot of Foley, hearkening back to his "Foley is Good" catchphrase. When Adam says "god" it zooms a bit on Mick because of how that "Foley is Good" phrase was created only after fans would often display signs that said "Foley is God". And then Ron Simmons for the word "Damn", doy. Love you, partsFUNknown.
Maw, too kind.
I hate that Diesel squash on Backlund because Heel Backlund was really great.
Mr. Brodie Lee gave Cody no room to counterattack his offenses and it was pure monster heel destruction. And the aftermath was so well written that elevated Brodie Lee, Dark Order and Anna Jay.
And then Rhodes just went to shoot a TV series, came back in a month, and regained the title, smh. I mean, what the hell. Let that monster have a proper reign!
@@panchunathadhikary8089 well he dint have a proper because of the things that lead to his death
RIP Brodie Lee 🖤
4:25 “likes big sweaty men” King Ross to WrestleTalk CONFIRMED?!
“Vince McMahon loves big sweaty men!”
Who? King Ross? Ain't nobody around by that name, chum. "King Ross" died over 3 years ago. (Which doesn't stop [NAME REDACTED] from selling his merch still.)
Ross Tweddell, your reigning and defending Cultaholic World Heavyweight Champion, on the other hand, is alive and well and perfectly happy listing off WTF Moments and doing podcasts and tier lists and other Gary TH-cam things for not this channel.
The 1-2-3 kid win was probably the biggest upset in wrestling. No one saw that coming.
Wrestling is still real to Japan DANGIT
Adams Goldberg "YEAH" sent me 😂
I showed my fiancée pictures of 123 Kid and she refused to believe me that he and X-Pac were the same person.
Fellas, beards are LIFE CHANGING.
I can't argue with that top spot. So shocked
"Bork killed one leg man in front of his one leg mam" damnit Adam it's too early to be laughing like an idiot
Go back and watch Lesnar vs Cena, there is a lone child in the audience chanting “Let’s go Cena” and I have never forgotten that
I like big sweaty men-Johnny knockout
"Sometimes dreams come true and then braun kills you"
I want that T-shirt
Brock Lesnar v John Cena at Summerslam 2014 is the greatest squash match of all time. Change my mind
Was hoping the Fiend vs Balor would be here
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10:20
10:25
I Love Brock Vs Cena SummerSlam 2014.
Not a quick squash but boy did I need it in my life.
The "one-leg man vs Borg" bit will never not be funny. And Borg vs Goldbog at SS16 should be #1!
The first one reminds me of Adam’s Bork Laser bit in his WhatCulture past. Pure comedy gold.
This one had a number of callbacks from other videos. La Parka and the super spooky Tic Toc dance. Bork Lazer and One-Leg Man. The big sweaty men bit.
Hey remember when warrior squashed triple H?
Wow you Adam and the Wrestlertalk crew have made the best wrestling video online
I feel like Mickie James squashing LayCool after that God awful "Piggie James" storyline should've at least been an honorable mention
If this list gets updated, I want the CM Punk vs Wardlow match from AEW Dynamite Jan 12, 2022 on this list.
It showed Wardlow's capabilities in the future.
CM Punk made him look super strong!!!!
MJF secretly doesn't want Wardlow to beat Punk so he bossed him around to do 8 powerbombs.
The finish is a Bret Hart vs Diesel tribute rollup win.
1. Everyone still wants MJF vs Punk
2. Wardlow's turn on MJF will be so sweet.
3. So mant storylines moving with this match
BROCK LESNAR:
I'm the best at squashing my opponents....
GOLDBERG:
I don't think so....
I'm the best!!
E. HONDA:
HOLD MY RAMEN.....
THOUSAND HAND SLAP TF OUT OF THEIR ASSES!!
Good list, but Lance Archer and Marko Stunt shoulda DEFINITELY been on here.
As far as the jobber winning squash matches out of nowhere being a big deal, The Hardy Boys beating the New LOD on Sunday Night Heat. I may be a little bias because they are hometown boys but that was the launch of their career.
Had to be number 1, WWEs best booking in over a decade!
“Brick Lorenzo”
Amazing 🤣
Never change Adam, never change.
10:53 Huh, a Rider fan... you really can find them anywhere.
Just remembered Adam’s reaction to Goldberg vs Lesnar.
“Hi I’m Adam and welcome to - Aaahhhhh. What th-aahhh!! What just happened?!”
I was sure King Kong Bundy vs. SD Jones would be number one.
Adam please do Coolest Wrestling Attires please please 🙏🙏🙏🙏
All I could think about after Cody vs Brodie Lee was "I looked away, what just happened?" and then I rewinded it and saw Cody get absolutely rag dolled. Then I rewinded it again and watched it again because my brain couldn't believe what my eyes were telling me. Then I rewinded it again because they still couldn't believe what my eyes were telling me especially because it was happening without a crowd to go absolutely mental and I never felt more alone as a pro wrestling fan despite watching it with my Dad every week.
RIP Brodie Lee. You will always have this moment and definitive proof that you're better than what the "...out of touch old man who didn't believe in you" thought you were.
I just watched this video twice. Algorithm foooooood
I didn't even know Kurt faced Strong back in the day wtf?!
Before I watch. Cena vs Lesnar better be on here or I riot.
Ok Suplex City lives and it is great. Lesnar is the King of Squash Matches even when he’s taking one.
thank you whoever made the thumbnail for making it clear that that's john cena because i definitely wouldn't have been able to tell
Yaknow, I never thought seeing ya boi doing one of these videos again would make me happy but during the old days I'd get home from work at a restaurant and I'd mow while watching what culture. Those days were better than I will ever let on ahaha Good on ya buddy to be back to form
Where is Goldberg vs the Fiend??????
Shocking Adam
Gonna be honest, I was sure that #1 was either Vader/Inoki, or Goldberg/Lesnar.
Blink and you miss it, but when saying Good God, Mick Foley is onscreen. Foley is God is still a meme.
Thank you for the giant red arrow in the thumbnail, I could've never guessed who it was otherwise
Here come the absolute comedians who are going to make the "he's invisible" jokes. Hilarious
WWE should have switched the plans of Taker/Roman (full-length match) & Taker/Cena (blink & you miss it). Roman had major heel heat, so having Taker squash him in 3 minutes (probably) would've made the crowd happy. Giving Cena & Taker 20-30 minutes to tear each other apart could've made for a legendary battle of a match, either man could win & it would be believable either way. Either the Deadman kills Hollywood John or Cena finally slays the dragon & retires Taker
Would love for you to make a video of the weird volcano that is Brock Lesnar
i wish there was a big poppa pump squash match herr
Cowboy boots and a three piece suit 🤣😂🤣😂🔥🔥🔥
Can we get a video about that total divas dream? 🤔
Thank you Brodie still miss you
5/6 years later Adam can make a list that no matter what, I will click and like. Mad respect!
I died when he said La Parka did the TikTok dance😂😂
123 kid moment is the reason I'm a wresting fan.
I know I am many months late but.... Goldberg vs Dolph Ziggler snubbed? SHOCKING!
People say cena is selfish but would a selfish man really be up for getting squashed twice in high profile matches at wwe's 2 biggest PPVs? I Don't think hogan, austin, rock or shawn would be up for those.
And yet the Nexus happened...
@@TheEvilCheesecake At least the nexus weren't squashed. Cena was humiliated in the two biggest shows of the year by a couple of part timers. For all the flack cena gets(and he deserves some of it) he was willing to job himself out. Austin never would've agreed to that.
Not at big shows by any means but for all Hogan's flaws (and there is loads) he did tap out to Angle and had Brock murder him with a bearhug in 2002.
@@JungleBunkRootsMusic2022 ...but they were buried. Ruined as a group because SOMEONE decided they wanted to win instead of doing what would have been better for everyone and creating more credible names for the future
@@CryoJnik Right because skip Sheffield and David Otunga were future WM main eventers smh. The only member of that group who had potential was barrett. People overrate the nexus burial. There have been far worse uses of backstage power(Booker t at wm 19,sting at starcade 97). At least the nexus lost in a competitive match, cena had to lose to an over the hill undertaker in 5mins.
I remember Adam reacting to the Brock/Goldberg match. He went from "This is the worst thing in wrestling" to "This is the best thing that has ever happened" to "I don't know what to feel" all in like an hour.
10:58 and we got to see that on film
Mike Awesome vs Spike Dudley in ECW
Enzo Amore vs Big (C)ass could've been here
The fallout was horrible for both, but the match was brilliant
Man, that Brock Lesnar squashing the hell of Zack Gowen is uncomfortable for me to watch even for a 16 year old me when I saw it way back. That really made Brock a monster heel that time.
Imagine something like that in 2021, insane
Goldberg "going nheeeee" caught me of guard. I giggled a little bit...
"And going 'nyeh'"...I would like to subscribe to Adam doing this in every video please
#1: As I turn to my friends in the 3rd bowl of the ACC, now Scotiabank Arena, "La Parka lasted longer," through barely managed laughter.
Adam Blampied’s running Brock Lesnar jokes will never cease to make me laugh
Lance Archer vs Marko Stunt
I just noticed that the thumbnail has an arrow point to John Cena for those who can't see him.
I remember being a kid and they had Matt Morgan. he was just doing the weekly Squashes, but didn't use that weird suplex into rock bottom he does. He did a match, this must have been like the 3rd squash in or whatever, he gets them up for that suplex slam, but in my head, it looked like the jobber was reversing the suplex into a DDT. Now, i know that was just his finisher, but for a moment i thought WWE was going to spend weeks building up this monster, just to have him squashed by some no-namer the person who they actually wanted to push. That'd be a nice angle if they did it right.
Piper vs. McGraw (‘84), mere days before McGraw’s death. He eats two sickening underhook DDTs from Piper. The match was stopped and Piper just walks out of the ring disgusted. Still upsetting to watch. These are all good, tho.
1:56 I can't believe Brock no sold Mrs. Gowen's chop here. Pretty disrespectful.
"Johnny Knockout, who *likes big sweaty men*"
Pardon me, Adam, but Gimmick Infringement Kane would like a word with you
One of the best squash match not really a squash match but still Samy Zayn vs Kevin Owens for the NXT Championship. I was heartbroken at that moment
Im surprised KO vs Sami Zayn isn’t on here when Kevin just Powerbombed Zayn until he died
That match was just shy of 25 minutes
Brick Lorenzo!!!😂😂😂
If only Cody didn't use Brodie as yet another stepping stone to get himself over.