Imagine if the armory master’s dialogue changed depending on difficulty. “Hey chief, we couldn’t find you a new suit, so this cosplay outfit will have to do. Also, the tests came back positive; you have muscular dystrophy.”
sainsburyshopper “You told me there wouldn’t be any cameras” “And I told you to wear something nice... seriously who gave you that? What are you even wearing? I think sergeant guns needs to be court marshalled.”
@@janne7263 except for ally elites meleeing you in the back as arbiter but I guess so, I don't remember any rocket flood in halo 2 and that's enough for me to believe that it's easier than CE
haha shields go boopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboop
The time skip at 10:54 after killing the elite is truly heartbreaking because it goes from 3 hours and 20 minutes to 6 hours and ten minutes. They spent over FOUR HOURS on the gondolas. (They started the ride at 2 hours into the mission)
At the end of Regret there's a little annotation that says the time included a long dinner break, so they didn't actually spend 7 hours on it thankfully lol
Bro the regret boss fight on legendary alone took me and my friend 6 hours. Granted I was laughing my ass off the whole time because I was genuinely losing my mind.
@@nathanfleeger While regret was bad on LASO and Legendary. Truth and Reconciliation on LASO was an absolute nightmare!! Me and friend were stuck on that mission for a whole week. 😂
LASO is just a what if the spartans never existed and you are just an halucinating civilian going around randomly shooting and if you try really hard enough you manage to kill a single grunt
“You ruined your armor in CE, Chief, and we don’t have a replacement. However, feel free to take this plastic cosplay outfit with a complementary BB gun. And also, ONI’s repossessing the government property inside you. We’re taking away all your augmentations and filtering out the steroids from your blood. Well I’ll be damned, under all that ceramic and steel, your bones actually have severe osteoporosis, and your muscles are atrophied from relying on the suit for years. We also accidentally jabbed your eyes with a scalpel during the surgery, so it may be a bit harder to see enemies now. Sucks to be you. No Chief, you can’t have a wheel chair, that shit’s too expensive. No you can’t have any painkillers. No, you can’t just rest for a minute either, you need get your ass to the hangar and save the universe god damn it, double time! What do you mean *normal marines are stronger than you now, why can’t they do it?* Get moving, soldier, times a-wasting!”
14:22 This is ten percent pain Twenty percent pain Fifteen percent concentrated power of pain Five percent pain Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the pain
We used to call it the Mario death scream. Back when it was like impossible to get the IWHBYD skull in classic Halo 2 it was super rare. But since you can just turn the skull on now you hear it a lot more often. Pretty cool!
*Is a genetically enhanced super soldier with the most advanced combat suit ever built by humanity*. *Uses an energy sword to push a box so they can back punch aliens*.
You can feel the desperation and pleading in his voice and all his anger and frustration behind it at 20:11 and then the relief and feeling of absolute accomplishment after screaming his head of asking for the game to be fair
"What guns do we have?" as he shoots a rocket and blows his friend to the heavens above. See this is why you watch the cutscenes, they tend to give you important information like that so stuff like what you did doesn't happen. To be fair though I think that would have happened anyway just because these guys seem like the kind of people to do that as stress relief.
Omg the boot/game interruption at Oracle gave me PTSD flashback to when me and my buddy were doing Regret on LASO and we got to the last temple/prophet temple and just before we entered it kicked us out and booted us :( fucking MCC online man
If somebody ever uploads a video doing Gravemind in LASO beating both par time and par score, without using exploits, glitching out of the map, but NO CO-OP, I swear I will donate $500. No hacks, mods, rebalanced patches or any bullshit aside from the pure vanilla game (MCC obviously). You have to provide evidence that no hacks were used.
I love how the first half of outskirts with the Jackal Snipers was cut, it’s as if its not even worth mentioning in comparison to the pain of the rest of the game on LASO
Holy shit, i just now realized i still love Halo. I really felt the broship here and I’m so glad Halo can still bring that to people. I need to try this with my bros. Great video guys! 👌🏾
Times of the ending times (Each level) 1:34 - Cairo station 2:04 - Outskirts 3:17 - Metropolis 3:39 - The Arbiter 6:53 - The Oracle 8:19 - Delta Halo 12:13 - Regret 13:41 - Sacred Icon 14:21 - Quarantine Zone 20:26 - (Earpare warning) Gravemind 21:15 - Uprising 22:19 - High Charity 25:58 - The Great Journey (Look at the bottom right corner to see the time - Earape Warning)
How to get the Halo 2 Laso Experience without an Xbox, a TV, Halo 2, or electricity: What you need: a box of toothpicks, a roll of duct tape, a hammer, a pair of needle nose pliers, and a bag of table salt. 1. Find a smooth, flat, dry surface, and flatten a piece of duct tape over it until it is completely stuck. 2. Wrap duct tape over the top of your head like a turban. This is a crucial step that will be important later on. 3. Insert 3 toothpicks under each finger nail, hammering each set of 3 in a horizontal line under each nail. 4. Using your new toothpick nails, pry the duct tape off of the flat surface and peel it off. This will be really difficult, you’ll need to shove your toothpicks under the tape and use leverage to pry it up. If you can’t get it right away, don’t worry. Eventually your blood will seep under the tape and make it come off easier. 5. Once the tape is off the wall, lay on the ground, in push-up position, with your fingers pointing perpendicular to the ground, and do 20 push-ups, only touching the ground with the tips of your toothpick fingers. 6. Use the pliers to remove the toothpicks. Your hands will likely be very wet with blood, so to dry them out, insert them into the bag of salt, which should suck up the moisture. 7. Finally, breathe a sigh of relief that your ordeal is over, only to realize that you still have a duct-tape turban on your head. Unravel the duct tape turban and behold your bald head. 8. The duct tape might have missed a spot, so get your pliers back out and pluck any remaining hair from your head. NOTE: if at any point you made a mistake, did not follow the instructions exactly, hesitated, etc, you must reset to step one and repeat the steps from the start. Curtesy of the Iron Skull. Congratulations, you have completed the experience. Was it worth it? No, not at all, but at least you can brag that you did it.
Halo 2 on legendary is constant, ceaseless agony. Every second feels like a million excruciating years without end. The sniper jackals will have you on your knees praying to everything you hold dear that you are smitten and freed from your wretched and neverending pain. Every death you suffer will feel like the full force of every nightmare you've ever had slowly crushing your already shattered soul. Every voice in your head will be screaming in constant blood-curdling agony. Everything you've ever known will slip away into the dark twisted hallways of high charity, and when the dust settles and the battle is won, you will emerge still a lesser man than you once were, with the only things to show for your indescribeable pain being the dark, endless chasm in your soul, barbarically covered and hidden by the Helioskrill armor. There is no god, no all-powerful deity to give you strength. There is no life after death. There is only a deep, terrible pain and at it's source, a figure with a beam rifle far off in the distance. This game will make you swear to all that is holy that there is no such thing as freedom or victory. The torment wrought by this experience will shake you to your core and you will know a pain beyond comprehension. There is no comparison to the horrid journey that must be fulfilled for the campaign to be beaten. May the lord have mercy on our souls.
Wow, I had forgotten about the details of that first mission in Halo 2. The level design looks awesome, with the drones flying in through that big opening and the traversal on the chamber of that giant orbital MAC gun firing. 0:520:58 Not to mention the sound design of all the moving parts. 19:33 the one spartan with his head turned to look at the other while they lay back to back, talking calmly while the other one rages. This is gold.
Imagine if the armory master’s dialogue changed depending on difficulty.
“Hey chief, we couldn’t find you a new suit, so this cosplay outfit will have to do. Also, the tests came back positive; you have muscular dystrophy.”
“This one is flesh and faith, and has his mind deluded. And this one is... plastic and legally blind?”
“Your new shields are... gone.”
Mutcherson “thanks for the tank, HE never gets me anything.”
“Oh I know what the cripples like...”
sainsburyshopper
“You told me there wouldn’t be any cameras”
“And I told you to wear something nice... seriously who gave you that? What are you even wearing? I think sergeant guns needs to be court marshalled.”
This.
"Halo 2 is easy"
Everyone think Halo 2 is easy til the buildings start speaking Jackal.
I have never heard anyone call Halo 2 easy before
No one has ever said this in the history of this game's existence.
@@blueshit199 Well Easy, normal and heroic were all easier than the other games, their lack of testing made legendary hard, but also made rest easy
@@janne7263 except for ally elites meleeing you in the back as arbiter
but I guess so, I don't remember any rocket flood in halo 2 and that's enough for me to believe that it's easier than CE
And the caves start speaking Flood
"thank god for halo completionist, i feel like i owe him money" I've never felt so much the same way in my whole life
I’m pretty sure he’s a god lol helped me get through this hell 😂
Picking up where Nak3d Eli left off
@@Zonda1996 We both used Nak3d Eli for the speedrun achievements.
@@DetroitOddballs RIP Eli
@@__skillz He left when we needed him more than ever D:
90% of the video is the noise your shields make when they are down
haha shields go boopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboopboop
The rest are death noises.
Playing halo 2 legendary is the true test of friendship.
James Gardiner this isn’t normal legendary are you *”blind”* ?
@@EastDallasKicks i like the pun
Battle Bacon hehe yeh
SilverCrest01 I’ll do it for you
@@EastDallasKicks damn this is getting kinky good thing im as hard as 'iron'
Laso reactions in a nutshell:
“How did I die???”
*Low shield noise
General profanity
“Did you just kill me?”
“Checkpoint!!!”
And my personal favorite..”stay back”
It took me until almost the end of the video to realize that the brute noises were censored curse words.
Neopolitan thank you, I was really confused lmao
Same
The time skip at 10:54 after killing the elite is truly heartbreaking because it goes from 3 hours and 20 minutes to 6 hours and ten minutes. They spent over FOUR HOURS on the gondolas. (They started the ride at 2 hours into the mission)
That hurts
At the end of Regret there's a little annotation that says the time included a long dinner break, so they didn't actually spend 7 hours on it thankfully lol
Bro the regret boss fight on legendary alone took me and my friend 6 hours. Granted I was laughing my ass off the whole time because I was genuinely losing my mind.
@@Viviana088 this was the WORST my buddy and I spent like 2 hours on the boss alone on legendary
@@nathanfleeger While regret was bad on LASO and Legendary. Truth and Reconciliation on LASO was an absolute nightmare!! Me and friend were stuck on that mission for a whole week. 😂
"Checkpoint! Checkpoint! Checkpoint!!! ARGHHHHHHH"
Nothing sums up a LASO run more than that.
LASO solo
@@vergil1983 oh god pls no
"do you play videogames, we hear you screaming a lot"
no, im a painter, im just really passionate
This was great lol. If your friendship survived this nightmare, you're pals for life
Legendary is just a what if scenario of Oni cutting off funds to the spartan project.
LASO is just a what if the spartans never existed and you are just an halucinating civilian going around randomly shooting and if you try really hard enough you manage to kill a single grunt
“You ruined your armor in CE, Chief, and we don’t have a replacement. However, feel free to take this plastic cosplay outfit with a complementary BB gun.
And also, ONI’s repossessing the government property inside you. We’re taking away all your augmentations and filtering out the steroids from your blood. Well I’ll be damned, under all that ceramic and steel, your bones actually have severe osteoporosis, and your muscles are atrophied from relying on the suit for years. We also accidentally jabbed your eyes with a scalpel during the surgery, so it may be a bit harder to see enemies now. Sucks to be you.
No Chief, you can’t have a wheel chair, that shit’s too expensive. No you can’t have any painkillers. No, you can’t just rest for a minute either, you need get your ass to the hangar and save the universe god damn it, double time! What do you mean *normal marines are stronger than you now, why can’t they do it?* Get moving, soldier, times a-wasting!”
good lord, 7 hours for regret?
you guys have my respect
I guess you could say that they "Regret" their decisions.
"Truth" is the AI has no "Mercy" on LASO
Regret, Regret, Regret
@@knick991 no, shut up
it took me 7 hours with just Legendary no LASO lmao
14:22
This is ten percent pain
Twenty percent pain
Fifteen percent concentrated power of pain
Five percent pain
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the pain
10:57 that’s a new for me! Never heard that death sound in all my years of halo
You haven't played with IWHBYD on very much have you? Haha
Yol Sil I have for a long time just never encountered it before that really hard to believe?
We used to call it the Mario death scream. Back when it was like impossible to get the IWHBYD skull in classic Halo 2 it was super rare. But since you can just turn the skull on now you hear it a lot more often. Pretty cool!
Seeing two man friends spend 7 hours suffering on Regret redefines the concept of misery
"Dear Bungie, we regret trying Halo 2 LASO, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Brutes just blew up our raggedy-ass!"
brotherhood*
@@ano_nym wwhoooo raaa
Regret, Regret, Regret
9:02 basically sums up halo 2 on legendary
hey i just wanted to let you know, i tweeted this video to halo completionist, and he watched it. definitely go check his tweet!
Thats awesome! Just saw his tweet. Thanks!!
I like how their score gets progressively worse each level lmao.
Gravemind took them both over 5 hours LMAO Like JESUS!
“BRUTES.The faster you kill those brutes the better.”
20:11 That feeling every gamer knows, when you're about to achieve something you put so much time and effort into. Priceless!!
Regret: Par Time: 15:00.
Final end time: 7:14:09
In conclusion: Y’all are mad lads.
The replacements for curses made it even more entertaining 🤣
*Is a genetically enhanced super soldier with the most advanced combat suit ever built by humanity*.
*Uses an energy sword to push a box so they can back punch aliens*.
11:22 "For a brick, he flew pretty good!"
This video was fucking amazing, holy shit.
Wtf, I was just listening to a video on your channel when I found this video
You play Halo??
My name is Eliu
17:51
“..... You stuck me didn’t you?”
And I’m dead
24:26 That agonising sound of despair, anger and pain just cracks me up lmao
I just want to appreciate edit at 15:42 "what a sneaky little **door sound**"
7:21 "What's happening what's happening what's happening..."
**dies**
"Okay."
19:59
This whole video summed up in a few seconds
I’ve never heard a more elated sense of struggles being over more than “You’re a golden god!”
"Sometimes the dumbest play is the smartest play."
Watching this after Jervalin beating this solo, deathless with no save and quit for twenty grand. What a time to be alive.
"I said I FEEL like I owe him money" LMAO
Halo 2 legendary by itself was a nightmare, I cannot imagine trying LASO.
I love the commentary and the screams I feel every bit of the pain or excitement it's relatable and hilarious I love it great job guys.
“I just wanna beat this mission” - me with adulthood
“Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya”
Salty Splatoon has left the CHAT!
"jackals, in the courtyard"
True terror
8:07 my god that was the greatest thing ive seen happen in halo
I love going back and rewatching this and seeing the sound clips happening live. It's such prime gaming.
*16:24** Sounds like the Loud Nigra scream.*
18:36 This sentence did not age well given how Halo 2 LASO Deathless was done 2 weeks ago. But then again I am late to this party.
14:22 Gravemind is unkind
3:03 Careful, chief, that elite was a spartan.
These videos are all classics. Might be my most rewatched TH-cam series.
You can feel the desperation and pleading in his voice and all his anger and frustration behind it at 20:11 and then the relief and feeling of absolute accomplishment after screaming his head of asking for the game to be fair
Ever want to experience the pain of CBT with none of the permanent damage, but all of the emotional damage? Halo 2 LASO
That Gravemind celebration, I felt that...
2:29 that was the sign of a lifetime. That’s real pain.
I'm not entirely sure how this popped into my recommendations but I'm happy it did. Love your stuff, it's hilarious! Subbed!
Heard "OPE" and immediately knew these boys from the Midwest lmao
I come back to the entire series so often, your chemistry and comedy are awesome I love this series of videos, here’s to another 20 watches 😂
I love how you sound more desperate the longer in the game you've come 😆 Pure comedy gold. Awesome upload 👌
i like how this wasn't overedited. Just raw footage of your playthrough but still cut that made the watch enjoyable. good work.
20:18 the roars of excitement XD . I remember my first time completing this level on legendary too
Remember guys. My rocket flew five feet and blew up in mid-air
A perfect representation of the challenge and suffering endured, my mental health remains disturbed.
Halo 2 LASO is a test of endurance and mental fortitude doing it Co-op is a test of whether or not your friendship is actually worth it
What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? Ok."
Halo LASO in a nutshell
4:15 Keith David practicing his Wilhelm Scream for 30 seconds.
Bro Halo 2 on legendary by itself is a crime against humanity. Couldn't imagine doing it on LASO
Hey, why put yourself through this twice? Might as well go all in from the beginning.
Try speedrunning it on Legendary, it's hell on earth.
"What guns do we have?" as he shoots a rocket and blows his friend to the heavens above. See this is why you watch the cutscenes, they tend to give you important information like that so stuff like what you did doesn't happen. To be fair though I think that would have happened anyway just because these guys seem like the kind of people to do that as stress relief.
True, good point! You can also hear the weapon you equip as it makes a specific noise.
Hunter punched him into a different dimension 19:05 lol
A true friend remembers a weird noise you made playing PUBG two years ago.
Omg the boot/game interruption at Oracle gave me PTSD flashback to when me and my buddy were doing Regret on LASO and we got to the last temple/prophet temple and just before we entered it kicked us out and booted us :( fucking MCC online man
If somebody ever uploads a video doing Gravemind in LASO beating both par time and par score, without using exploits, glitching out of the map, but NO CO-OP, I swear I will donate $500.
No hacks, mods, rebalanced patches or any bullshit aside from the pure vanilla game (MCC obviously). You have to provide evidence that no hacks were used.
I accept your challenge
@@guitarsandgaming9954 Any update?
I feel like the elite yells and grunts better describes your anger then any other profanity could
9:08 behold rare death sound
*Me at the Airport, going on with my day*
TSA: 20:00
When halo two is so hard that both people die before even the Iron skull activates
There is so much brotherly pain condensed into this video.
“I’m gonna zag this time, you zig... I’M ZIGGING!!!”
I love how the first half of outskirts with the Jackal Snipers was cut, it’s as if its not even worth mentioning in comparison to the pain of the rest of the game on LASO
This video first got me into LASO. A true classic.
Holy shit, i just now realized i still love Halo.
I really felt the broship here and I’m so glad Halo can still bring that to people. I need to try this with my bros. Great video guys! 👌🏾
Do it!!
Do not do it
Times of the ending times (Each level)
1:34 - Cairo station
2:04 - Outskirts
3:17 - Metropolis
3:39 - The Arbiter
6:53 - The Oracle
8:19 - Delta Halo
12:13 - Regret
13:41 - Sacred Icon
14:21 - Quarantine Zone
20:26 - (Earpare warning) Gravemind
21:15 - Uprising
22:19 - High Charity
25:58 - The Great Journey (Look at the bottom right corner to see the time - Earape Warning)
"The faster you can kill those brutes the better"
This deserves like, 10x the views.
2:47 there he goes in the air
Bloody hell I never noticed this. Good eye.
Beating the opening cutscene on LASO takes longer than this video
How to get the Halo 2 Laso Experience without an Xbox, a TV, Halo 2, or electricity:
What you need: a box of toothpicks, a roll of duct tape, a hammer, a pair of needle nose pliers, and a bag of table salt.
1. Find a smooth, flat, dry surface, and flatten a piece of duct tape over it until it is completely stuck.
2. Wrap duct tape over the top of your head like a turban. This is a crucial step that will be important later on.
3. Insert 3 toothpicks under each finger nail, hammering each set of 3 in a horizontal line under each nail.
4. Using your new toothpick nails, pry the duct tape off of the flat surface and peel it off. This will be really difficult, you’ll need to shove your toothpicks under the tape and use leverage to pry it up. If you can’t get it right away, don’t worry. Eventually your blood will seep under the tape and make it come off easier.
5. Once the tape is off the wall, lay on the ground, in push-up position, with your fingers pointing perpendicular to the ground, and do 20 push-ups, only touching the ground with the tips of your toothpick fingers.
6. Use the pliers to remove the toothpicks. Your hands will likely be very wet with blood, so to dry them out, insert them into the bag of salt, which should suck up the moisture.
7. Finally, breathe a sigh of relief that your ordeal is over, only to realize that you still have a duct-tape turban on your head. Unravel the duct tape turban and behold your bald head.
8. The duct tape might have missed a spot, so get your pliers back out and pluck any remaining hair from your head.
NOTE: if at any point you made a mistake, did not follow the instructions exactly, hesitated, etc, you must reset to step one and repeat the steps from the start. Curtesy of the Iron Skull.
Congratulations, you have completed the experience. Was it worth it? No, not at all, but at least you can brag that you did it.
Halo 2 on legendary is constant, ceaseless agony. Every second feels like a million excruciating years without end. The sniper jackals will have you on your knees praying to everything you hold dear that you are smitten and freed from your wretched and neverending pain. Every death you suffer will feel like the full force of every nightmare you've ever had slowly crushing your already shattered soul. Every voice in your head will be screaming in constant blood-curdling agony. Everything you've ever known will slip away into the dark twisted hallways of high charity, and when the dust settles and the battle is won, you will emerge still a lesser man than you once were, with the only things to show for your indescribeable pain being the dark, endless chasm in your soul, barbarically covered and hidden by the Helioskrill armor. There is no god, no all-powerful deity to give you strength. There is no life after death. There is only a deep, terrible pain and at it's source, a figure with a beam rifle far off in the distance. This game will make you swear to all that is holy that there is no such thing as freedom or victory. The torment wrought by this experience will shake you to your core and you will know a pain beyond comprehension. There is no comparison to the horrid journey that must be fulfilled for the campaign to be beaten. May the lord have mercy on our souls.
Your talkin legendary, now try laso
@@harrisonkendall9865 no
@@genericimage2452 fair enough
“This guy is unreal!” -every legendary death *melee grunt 5x and then it kills you* -every cause of rage quit
20:00 "Checkpoint! Checkpoint! Checkpoint!!! ARGHHHHHHH" 😂😂😂😂
7:27
Elite got so mad he exploded.
I always make sure to come back to this video from time to time
Wow, I had forgotten about the details of that first mission in Halo 2. The level design looks awesome, with the drones flying in through that big opening and the traversal on the chamber of that giant orbital MAC gun firing. 0:52 0:58 Not to mention the sound design of all the moving parts.
19:33 the one spartan with his head turned to look at the other while they lay back to back, talking calmly while the other one rages. This is gold.
Easily one of the best videos on TH-cam.
Man after doing halo2 on laso myself. Watching you guys suffer through this makes the experience so much more relatable.
Man, that cheer you gave after beating Gravemind felt so good lol
5:10-4:11 that cut makes it look so easy :(
44 gigabytes of pure spawn killing
Great video guys, I love the celebration after Gravemind 😂. I remember doing this nightmare solo and being so relieved that it's finally over.
the video really changes on gravemind lmaoo
It took me a hot minute to realise those Elite grunts, are censors.
That's a creative and funny way to censor
This has no business being as funny as this is
Me and my friend did reach and finshed truth and reconciliation in halo ce on LASO. We are now committed to completing these games on LASO