Karl Heisenberg ASMR | Kidnapping You and Unpredictable Triggers (Resident Evil 8 Village Roleplay)

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  • #ASMR #residentevil #heisenberg #cosplay
    Well, darn. Somehow you ended up in Karl Heisenberg’s factory after the man himself has kidnapped you to perform some fairly dubious, pseudo-scientific experiments in order to - I dunno - try to control you or something.
    This Resident Evil Village ASMR Heisenberg roleplay has lots of threatening, but relaxing triggers to help knock you out - it has a very strong ‘kidnapping you’ theme, so please be aware that this ASMR roleplay isn’t for every viewer! But, there are lots of chill leather glove sounds, metal, wood and face tapping, the snipping and cutting of scissors, as well as very up close and personal ear to ear whispers. And dancing.
    For the voice, I listened to a few interviews with Neil Newbon, the Heisenberg voice actor (who I was surprised to find out was British) and tried to get that transatlantic twang combined with a healthy slathering of Nic Cage - but my goodness it was difficult to do Heisenberg's voice without shouting and swearing the entire time... But, obvs, there's lots of swearing so it ain't for kids.
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    Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.
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  • @grapegum333
    @grapegum333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5376

    I feel like Princess Peach with how many times I’ve been kidnapped

  • @malleusmaleficarum2992
    @malleusmaleficarum2992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2542

    Jim: kidnapping u
    lots.of us: joke's on you I'm into that shit

  • @garbageboystinkman
    @garbageboystinkman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3426

    i don’t usually chase guys but if he’s a hobo mechanic with magneto powers i might jog a lil

    • @maddie5023
      @maddie5023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I’d put a lil pep in my step

    • @katakurischocolatedonut4294
      @katakurischocolatedonut4294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I'd move expeditiously
      Also "hobo mechanic" 😭😂

    • @BabyTurtle-om2dk
      @BabyTurtle-om2dk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I BE SPEEDING, RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN

    • @vi0let831
      @vi0let831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hell yeah

    • @BabyTurtle-om2dk
      @BabyTurtle-om2dk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vi0let831 wait do you have a tiktok

  • @queenlaura69
    @queenlaura69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2272

    Karl: "the ugly ass psycho doll"
    Me: "yes sir😩"

    • @alexyunikki4476
      @alexyunikki4476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i disagree with this personally

    • @cthulumythosreporter8515
      @cthulumythosreporter8515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Karl: Ugly ass psycho doll
      *points at a picture of you*
      You: T_T

    • @Xx-xk7xu
      @Xx-xk7xu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I laughed way too loud AJDNAJDNAJJDSJ

    • @queenlaura69
      @queenlaura69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pls why does my comment have almost 600 likes😭😭

    • @hilariously_dum
      @hilariously_dum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexyunikki4476 okay…?

  • @tyto.2719
    @tyto.2719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    Karl: "Your other knee, please."
    Me: "Well, since you asked so politely..."

  • @staticnoise2953
    @staticnoise2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4737

    I never thought I would ever simp for anyone, but then heisenberg shot a metal pole right into my heart

    • @valerwolf255
      @valerwolf255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lmao 😂 great comment.

    • @MsYunaFires
      @MsYunaFires 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Considering how the entire internet simped for Lady D, its only fair Sir H gets some love too! ;)

    • @jarbackk447
      @jarbackk447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And then I died.... gg

    • @tempest206
      @tempest206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thats hot

    • @queenlaura69
      @queenlaura69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      he's so fine and for what-

  • @LordLoocker
    @LordLoocker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3285

    Okay, dude, seriously, how do you manage to look, sound, and act like... everyone? It's amazing.

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      It's because Jim is a Chi-meleon 🦎😄

    • @anonymus123tolo
      @anonymus123tolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@cathyskywalker77 What can I say? Your joke was not bad but I didn't laugh at all....so I will give you a 11.5 just because I liked your try.
      Have a nice day. :^)

    • @bugballs2211
      @bugballs2211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is *everyone*

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@cathyskywalker77 I read it as chi-melon at first and was very confused what the joke was. Then I re-read it lol

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@salemcrow5078 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TirarADeguello
    @TirarADeguello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2752

    You're doing good, Jim, excellent portrayal.

    • @francisattic
      @francisattic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tirar lurkin 👀

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mike, you should also do one of these Resident Evil 8 ones! Some kind of Dr. Andrew Michaels investigation of the mold or interviewing Ethan Winters

    • @hexgrimoireetc9829
      @hexgrimoireetc9829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait, have you been playing Resident Evil 8, Tirar? I didn't know you were a gamer! :D

    • @JungleHunter06
      @JungleHunter06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      By god, HE’S A GAMER

    • @dylanu1384
      @dylanu1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So are we going to get Tirar as Moreau? I'll wait patiently

  • @bandana4814
    @bandana4814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    The amount of times I've been kidnapped and let go is astonishing!

    • @seekthtruth
      @seekthtruth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Me to we must have the worst (or best) luck!

    • @thegamingrose1890
      @thegamingrose1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      At this point just pick up the chair and leave with it

    • @benzass95
      @benzass95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Victim's Incorporated is always looking to hire, we offer benefits and great life insurance (accidents happen afterall)

    • @sleepyhead_angel9525
      @sleepyhead_angel9525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I guess we would have liked to keep BOTH of our eyes, but ya win some ya lose a few vital body parts

    • @The_Stewart_Fam
      @The_Stewart_Fam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sleepyhead_angel9525 yep

  • @captainbitsy1235
    @captainbitsy1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    When He held up syringe with iron in it I literally thought “Thanks I’m anemic”

  • @erzherzogalbrecht8504
    @erzherzogalbrecht8504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    I wonder if they ever make a Heisenberg timeline DLC.
    Where Ethan accepts Heisenbergs offer to work with him

    • @dragonvoiceasmr9685
      @dragonvoiceasmr9685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      OMG YES! That so needs to happen!
      ((Don't mind the ASMR part of my name - Wanting to start becoming a voice actor))

    • @tescobag5704
      @tescobag5704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Considering the DLC of resi 7, its more likely than we think I'm guessing

    • @weskershades
      @weskershades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wish

    • @bakugousgirlfriend2245
      @bakugousgirlfriend2245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      OMGG i want a DLC of Heisenberg😍

    • @ShadowForGod
      @ShadowForGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hopefully, but I know for a fact their gonna do another Chris Redfield DLC

  • @melodyj661
    @melodyj661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Plot twist: we’re a corpse and he’s talking to himself

    • @penta1239
      @penta1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      not really a plot twist if we’re portraying Ethan winters here

    • @melodyj661
      @melodyj661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@penta1239 True xD

    • @Glitch-Phases
      @Glitch-Phases 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@penta1239 OH SH*T YOUR RIGHT

    • @UriskOfTheFae
      @UriskOfTheFae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @FrozenSneak 12 From what's available in game, we don't really have evidence of him having actually used living subjects for his experiments, but we know for a fact from a journal entry he considered it, since his early experiments couldn't generate enough power to be viable in combat. The very next entry, however, is of successfully boosting the power output of the heart-cadou-generator he was using, with no more mention of living subjects, so honestly we really don't know. It's not unreasonable to headcanon either way. But he definitely considered using living subjects.

    • @waynestacey8458
      @waynestacey8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Still would simp

  • @artofket
    @artofket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Me: *simping*
    Him: "and it's a big but(t)"
    Me: *snorts*

  • @Autective
    @Autective 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    H: "Its a big but. You know what that is right?"
    Me: "Lady D?"
    H: *looks at her picture then back to the camera* "uncertainty."
    Me: "Oh no I'm pretty certain about my answer"

    • @_linski_8924
      @_linski_8924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha yass, I thought pretty much the same at that moment 😂

    • @reirats70
      @reirats70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just got to that part and omg

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This made me laugh way too much

  • @peterboudinot2520
    @peterboudinot2520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Free top surgery AND fixing my iron deficiency? Homie a whole 24/7 Care Clinic

  • @plushdinosaur7917
    @plushdinosaur7917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4430

    Im literally down so horrendously bad for Heisenberg its not even funny

    • @bentschemes1107
      @bentschemes1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      no shame, i’m down bad for lady dimitrescu.

    • @atree4487
      @atree4487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      I’m down so bad for this voice actor (he does Heisenberg, Astarion, and Kamski) it’s literally not even funny anymore

    • @mocachoco4752
      @mocachoco4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@bentschemes1107 jim chi lady D asmr when

    • @NuclearGhoul
      @NuclearGhoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      THIS is such a m o o d

    • @bentschemes1107
      @bentschemes1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@mocachoco4752 lmaooo please

  • @salty_mal0
    @salty_mal0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Heisenberg: **being threatening**
    Me: **simping the entire time**

    • @harruu._5485
      @harruu._5485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That shit for... Men

    • @pizzaextremetv2242
      @pizzaextremetv2242 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harruu._5485 yes...
      problem?

    • @gabriellaleander
      @gabriellaleander 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same xD lol what the hell

    • @shiverfan4867
      @shiverfan4867 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@pizzaextremetv2242 gay

    • @Simpfor_0lderW0men7
      @Simpfor_0lderW0men7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It becomes a problem when I start searching asmr of the characters I simp over…………or perhaps it dosnt?… maybe.. just a thought👀🔅

  • @inviotb
    @inviotb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Me this whole video: “Jokes on you I’m into that shit!”

  • @captainbitsy1235
    @captainbitsy1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Heisenberg:That fucking freak just sings all day
    Strum:AND I WILL ALWAYS LOOOVVVEE YOU *But it’s being played on 3 chainsaws*

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Okay but this but it's that vine where it says like holy shit in the middle
      Sturm: AND IIIIIIIII
      Heseinburg: HOLY SHIT
      Sturm: WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOUU OOOHHH

    • @sirpepeofhousekek6741
      @sirpepeofhousekek6741 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@salemcrow5078That's from Jontron

  • @annprime2998
    @annprime2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    My brain: Don't flirt with him
    Me: pff I'm gonna flirt with-

    • @harruu._5485
      @harruu._5485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That shit for men

    • @EtherealRE4
      @EtherealRE4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If I'm gonna die I'm gonna die ✨hard✨

    • @pizzaextremetv2242
      @pizzaextremetv2242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EtherealRE4 YES

  • @Union.Of.The.666
    @Union.Of.The.666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    Heisenberg is surprisingly chill without Sturm to constantly interrupt him

    • @thelastnutbender6857
      @thelastnutbender6857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      i actually think ethan could have trusted him if he had been willing to use rose as a weapon

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@thelastnutbender6857 yeah but think about it, Rose is his infant daughter, using her as a “weapon” while she’s a baby does not sound good.

    • @n.c.pictures
      @n.c.pictures 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@thelastnutbender6857 honestly they probably could've worked out a way to defeat Miranda even without using rose if only Ethan tried to have a proper conversation with heisenberg

    • @batjackattack5556
      @batjackattack5556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@n.c.pictures to be fair, he’s just here to get his fungy baby. if he has to kill miranda, then so be it.

    • @hammertime5914
      @hammertime5914 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Given Ethan was able to just walk in and cap Miranda I don't really see why they needed rose as a weapon in the first place. Hell they could have just said "I help you kill her you help me get to her and get my baby girl back" simple

  • @richietribe9487
    @richietribe9487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    I like how you say Mirander like the real Heisenberg does

    • @Blue-rz1cv
      @Blue-rz1cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Mirander

    • @sentientbottleofglue6272
      @sentientbottleofglue6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mirander

    • @zqueen1229
      @zqueen1229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What kind of accent is that that the original voice actor used? He also says Idea as Idear like he adds the r sound to cirtain words. Idk why :/

    • @crazyfrogbu
      @crazyfrogbu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@zqueen1229 I’m not quite sure if it’s any particular accent. The original voice actor is British so it could just be him making up an American accent that doesn’t exist

    • @siffrinskies7780
      @siffrinskies7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@crazyfrogbu well, Neil (Karl’s VA) also voiced Gavin Reed and Elijah Kamski in Detroit: Become Human, and the American accents he used there were very accurate. So I’m not sure if it’s just him having fun with a voice, or if he’s going for an actual accent here...

  • @jwfjwf4031
    @jwfjwf4031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1580

    Listen I always said I wanted Heisenberg to nail me but I feel like we may have a miscommunication

    • @tavitay9737
      @tavitay9737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      🤣same

    • @queenlaura69
      @queenlaura69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      same but replace the n with r

    • @harrison1104
      @harrison1104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@queenlaura69 nice

    • @queenlaura69
      @queenlaura69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@harrison1104 yes😁👍

    • @seanhemrick8195
      @seanhemrick8195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This comment is a mood

  • @Bhaalkanwoman
    @Bhaalkanwoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    3:58 that line there, awakened something in me that i didnt knew existed.

    • @dragonias6725
      @dragonias6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sus

    • @zorion5402
      @zorion5402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mood

    • @ollah4
      @ollah4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can,t even

    • @bigman9565
      @bigman9565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I heard that line
      X-Men First Class
      That bit where Hank goes to takeba dna sample from Raven
      And Erik butts in and says "kinky"

    • @crazybabuskaman3923
      @crazybabuskaman3923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Being gay?

  • @denniscowe3289
    @denniscowe3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Me: Idk Donna’s kinda attractive
    Karl: Ugly ass psycho doll
    Me: Yeah!

    • @wetbread239
      @wetbread239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      fr

    • @iloveyouguys3070
      @iloveyouguys3070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh I thought the dolls name was Angie.
      To be honest. Donna was nice enough to let you beat the crap out of her

    • @denniscowe3289
      @denniscowe3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@iloveyouguys3070 it is Angie, but she’s controlled by Donna so

    • @iloveyouguys3070
      @iloveyouguys3070 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah. Well hey I still want to smash their head in

  • @hollylrose4735
    @hollylrose4735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    The second I saw Heisenberg in the game, I was so hopeful that you'd do an asmr of him - his character design definitely fits with the types of characters you usually play on this channel. You did a wonderful job as always!!

    • @dfdhf13
      @dfdhf13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Honestly, I saw Heisenberg and instantly thought. This dude would be the perfect asmr version of him

  • @tenteniii7850
    @tenteniii7850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    I kinda feel like ethan winters with how many times I should of died by now-

    • @jje7613
      @jje7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @shadonic565 that would be kinda sick just pour some magic water on my hand and my whole body heals

    • @RedHotCarnations
      @RedHotCarnations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @shadonic565 I mean, we might because I accidentally kicked a fridge too hard and broke half of my toenail off. It didn't hurt for some reason and I just poured some water on it and the next day it was freakin fine??

    • @nopenope1305
      @nopenope1305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even Lord Heisenberg's real VA feels the same tho, I remember once watching him play the game and go like "I don't wanna be Ethan Winters anymore". Twas hilarious.

    • @shariploof1493
      @shariploof1493 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nopenope1305 yo i wanna watch that

  • @callmegkiddoyt2588
    @callmegkiddoyt2588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    When he called us hot-shot I did a double-take- jeeeezuz christ I'm simping hard for this dude-

  • @oliviabytner1614
    @oliviabytner1614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    I haven't been kidnapped in like....2 weeks. I definitely missed that 😁

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same here! So much fun, innit??😄

  • @scoot-scoot51341
    @scoot-scoot51341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Imagine if he's actually talking to Ethan's corpse after he dies in his boss fight.

  • @thehorrorfiend23
    @thehorrorfiend23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Heisenberg: *blows raspberry*
    Me: *immediately busts out laughing*
    It was just soooo unexpectedly funny 😆

  • @skylasparkle7710
    @skylasparkle7710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Not me having a random ass dream about being in a secret relationship with Heisenberg and then finding this video a few days later-

    • @urfavoritefurry4368
      @urfavoritefurry4368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hold up the exact same thing happened to me

    • @skylasparkle7710
      @skylasparkle7710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@urfavoritefurry4368 Are we perhaps . . . Destined??

  • @raeviss
    @raeviss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I need y'all to stop feeding my addiction, THIS IS NOT HEALTHY 😂😂

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh shoot the sign got knocked down
      Please dont feed ASMR
      XD

    • @missingtvhead1943
      @missingtvhead1943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Srry I think I knocked the sign down

    • @raeviss
      @raeviss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@missingtvhead1943 ah hell 💀

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This sign won’t stop me cuz I can’t read!!
      *send all the Heisenberg fics*

  • @its_rampage2680
    @its_rampage2680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "You had to go your own way. Like Fleetwood fuckin' Mac"
    Me: *wheezing* 🤣🤣

  • @scaredstar9127
    @scaredstar9127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Hero's:"The villain is in the city, but where will we find them?"
    The villain: 0:05

    • @memesbecauselife2519
      @memesbecauselife2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Most underrated comment I've seen so far😂😂

    • @mikeratomn3475
      @mikeratomn3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @pj5403
      @pj5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true tho

    • @scarletpanther2513
      @scarletpanther2513 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Ha ha hee hee ho ha, ah ha, and I thought My jokes are bad”-Legendary Joker

  • @noahissleepy000
    @noahissleepy000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    I really like the detail that you pronounce "Miranda" like "Mirander", just like the original VA. Amazing work as always!

    • @demiurgence9777
      @demiurgence9777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I had headphones in and heard that and started dying

    • @peachfang
      @peachfang ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i immediately thought of the origarmi killer thing from heavy rain lmao

  • @victoriapulcifer6218
    @victoriapulcifer6218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    *Him: doesn't talk*
    *Me in my mind:* _The voice the voice the voice it's the most important part of this whole operation don't fuck it up--_
    *Him:* Well... well... _Well._ Would you look what the lycan dragged in. Huh? *chuckles*
    *Me:* _YEEEEEEEEEEEEE_

  • @amarislouvel1005
    @amarislouvel1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    You portrayed him so well! I also love how you enunciated “bitch” just like he did in the game haha

  • @DDMF69
    @DDMF69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When he's waiting for Ethan to come to his factory.

  • @iam_sherlocked8421
    @iam_sherlocked8421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    15:00
    just imagine being kidnapped by Heisenberg and he comes to jingle his keys in your ear

    • @hikkiko9050
      @hikkiko9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ngl I'd lowkey start laughing

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      With my dumbass giggling he’d probably stab me but I’m okay with that 👀

    • @shiverfan4867
      @shiverfan4867 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@hikkiko9050 same

  • @jupitersspace2004
    @jupitersspace2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Heisenberg: pulls out a brown eye and pops it in his mouth, disgusting mouth sounds
    Me: sir my eyes are gree- aUGH, STOP, ILL CLAIM IT AS MINE, JUST TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, PLEASE

  • @TrishPlayzRoblox
    @TrishPlayzRoblox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    40 MINUTES WITH THIS MAN YES PLEASE THANK YOU

    • @gothametalS0M
      @gothametalS0M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I LOVE YOUR PFP AND USERNAME 😩

  • @boop8685
    @boop8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I see so many people talk about Lady D but nobody talking about my guy Heisenberg?
    Like? God, I'm a huge sucker for this fictional man

    • @Cult_leader_saddler
      @Cult_leader_saddler 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I won't lie same here I think there is a lot of simps Lady d.

  • @connyaaaa5555
    @connyaaaa5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Are we not gonna talk about how his face genuinely looks animated with that lighting? Like damn, I was wondering if he actually animated it for a second there

  • @rachelzx97
    @rachelzx97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    A lot of friends who don't usually talk in our group chat are discussing how excited they are now🤣 we all have been waiting for this!

  • @Samstar369
    @Samstar369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Let's see how fast you fall asleep, Winters.

  • @spinalc0rd913
    @spinalc0rd913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Damn, I lowkey wanted to go to Heisenberg.

  • @albertstrauss8287
    @albertstrauss8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    This is amazing. The reason why Heisenberg is my favorite character is because of his strange ways of acting and speaking. He can say something and suddenly change tone out of nowhere, and I feel as you perfectly portray his character.

  • @saladbarjoe
    @saladbarjoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Wow, you did an amazing job of capturing the character! I'm a huge fan of Neil Newbon's acting (mostly because of Detroit: Become Human), and you absolutely nailed his voice while also making it your own. Very impressive, i love it!

    • @saladbarjoe
      @saladbarjoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Joseph Dematas he plays both Gavin Reed (the asshole detective) and Elijah Kamski (the creator of androids that meets with Connor & Hank)

    • @stop987
      @stop987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This! Also love him in baldurs gate 3 as Astarion

    • @preston-prezton5666
      @preston-prezton5666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG YES IM PLAYING DETROIT AND I NEVER SEE PPL TALKING ABOUT IT

    • @trlycrlym7768
      @trlycrlym7768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He nailed it get it-

  • @anobody7467
    @anobody7467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    I think Ethan should of joined him ngl:/

    • @cs3k3
      @cs3k3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why?
      There are 2 options:
      1. As soon as you and him kill Miranda he double crosses you and kills you & keeps Rose for her powers.
      2. You and Heisenberg bring Rose to Miranda, and the moment you arrive they just kill ya without hesitation. I mean Heisenberg was her favourite "child-thing", and I think that was for a reason.

    • @anobody7467
      @anobody7467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cs3k3 eh, fuck it, its extra help, I guess I was thinking of it in a more realistic setting, I dont think I could kill any of them so the help would be more then welcome XD

    • @KunSimonn
      @KunSimonn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For me if Ethan join Hisenburg it's will lead you to the canon ending but this time you can decide to give Rose to Chris or Hisenburg,Chirs was a good ending but Hisenburg is bad ending

    • @mothball-8324
      @mothball-8324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly like, Ethan, you can make a new baby if you want. Its not that big of a deal that they have rose

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mothball-8324 well they did also have Mia so that also sorta complicates things in terms of “making a new one”.

  • @heartsforyou499
    @heartsforyou499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Jim : just in Karl Heisenberg
    Me : *SCREAMS IN SIMP*

    • @harruu._5485
      @harruu._5485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That shit for... Men

  • @Barium_HydrOxide
    @Barium_HydrOxide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Certainty , what does it mean to you"
    Me : explains the heisenberg theory of uncertainty to the screen

  • @Savannah-ez2wp
    @Savannah-ez2wp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The fact that everyone is simping for Heisenberg now is wonderful😂 thank you for this!

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am so glad I am not the only one! I am falling for this guy so hard right now!

    • @RevenantIsMyBabgirl
      @RevenantIsMyBabgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And im fucking simping for the doll like, what the hell? :'D

    • @Cult_leader_saddler
      @Cult_leader_saddler 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What the hell is wrong with you?

  • @milostout613
    @milostout613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Gonna be completely honest, in stress situations, I start giggling nervously, so for like have this video I was just giggling.

    • @tavitay9737
      @tavitay9737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too!

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Completely get it... except I’m already flustered with just the Heisenberg character, so I already came into the video being a giggling mess and can’t even get through it rn!

    • @chookinathunderstorm3446
      @chookinathunderstorm3446 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even in such an innocent, playful, sexy game as '" Chase me!.....Chase me! " I cpuld never help collapsing into helpless giggles way too soon and ruin the whole suspense.

    • @milostout613
      @milostout613 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chookinathunderstorm3446 LMAO SAMEE

  • @SavExe
    @SavExe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I expected to get nailed, but not like this.

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @justawildsofia2868
      @justawildsofia2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I said Where are you hammering me out loud. wheezed hard after

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@justawildsofia2868 That comment really hit the ( cough cough) nail on the head....

    • @justawildsofia2868
      @justawildsofia2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cathyskywalker77 Our humour is so cheesy😂😂😭

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@justawildsofia2868 Yes indeed! 😁🧀🧀🧀🧀

  • @chelcigearhiser3421
    @chelcigearhiser3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love Jim’s natural Brit accent, but there’s something about his low western American voice that always gives me tingles.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh is he British? This is the first vid I’ve ever seen of his! (Enough to get me to sub lol) but so is Neil Newbon so I guess that’s perfect for the Heisenberg accent lol

  • @Theheroofyokohama
    @Theheroofyokohama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I hope there'll be a video where we agreed with heisenberg and he's discussing his plans with us

  • @user-bi6hr3on9r
    @user-bi6hr3on9r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I’m actually on my way to Heisenberg’s factory, what a timing😏

    • @de_falt
      @de_falt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spoiler: he ded

    • @kermitthefrog9623
      @kermitthefrog9623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@de_falt hahah you're so funny

    • @kristinaflint7837
      @kristinaflint7837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tell him I said hi

    • @laurancezgacha3051
      @laurancezgacha3051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Make sure to play the wild west music on the way

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@de_falt H a h a nice joke **is in denial**

  • @michelledavo7055
    @michelledavo7055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Dude... the way your moving around is like your actually part of the game- so cool!

  • @MsYunaFires
    @MsYunaFires 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    dare one hope for a Detroit: Become Human roleplay? Heisenberg is played by the guy who did Kamski in that, and Jim here has already nailed the actor's mannerisms to a T

    • @RaccoonFace
      @RaccoonFace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      YES I FINALLY FOUND ANOTHER DBH FAN

    • @lollipoplp8094
      @lollipoplp8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or maybe even Gavin Reed? All three Charakters are played by Neil Newbon

  • @ocstudiosandcritique2090
    @ocstudiosandcritique2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Anybody: how many kidnap ASMRs do you want?
    Me: *Yes*

  • @underfloof805
    @underfloof805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The 10 dislikes are the 4 lords + mother Miranda + the village

    • @chrisbloodborne5371
      @chrisbloodborne5371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      3 of the lords, Heisenberg putted a like

    • @underfloof805
      @underfloof805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chrisbloodborne5371 right right

    • @queenlaura69
      @queenlaura69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +the flies

    • @aperson9561
      @aperson9561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Lady D’s daughters

  • @_wintersrot_
    @_wintersrot_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “I’m gonna put a nail in ya”
    My genuine, exact reaction: AYO ETHAN- ETHAN HELP-

  • @babynyxe4784
    @babynyxe4784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Made this cos I was bored
    Intro 0:00 - 3:18
    Tying you up 3:18 - 4:04
    Rambles about uncertainty 4:04 - 6:02
    Hammers nails in you (hammering starts at 8:01 ) 6:02 - 14:11
    He rewards you 14:11 - 16:48
    He cuts off bits of you (cutting starts at 18:00) 16:48 - 18:15
    Takes a break to yell at henchman 18:15 - 19:21
    Resume cutting 19:21 - 22:24
    He puts iron in you 22:24 - 25:30
    He puts on a wonderful performance 25:30 - 26:02
    Takes out one of your eyes (gouging starts at 27:36) 26:02 - 29:30
    He waves a stick in your face 29:30 - 31:17
    He takes out your teeth 31:17 - 34:11
    Stabs/cuts you 34:11 - 38:16
    The final test (spoiler: it doesn't work) 38:16 - 39:35
    Yells at henchman again 39:35 - 39:48
    He is mad 39:48 - 40:25
    U die or sth idk 40:25 - 40:35

    • @shinx5605
      @shinx5605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      W

    • @_The__Eyes_
      @_The__Eyes_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ily sm for this

    • @sapphire8507
      @sapphire8507 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me, seeing this before I get two minutes in: 😮😶

    • @lenamoon6948
      @lenamoon6948 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The description of the last one genius😂 I literally died of laughing 😂🤣

    • @shadder8468
      @shadder8468 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      40:25-40:35 he knocks u down from the hole where the Sturm is

  • @delsinrowe6696
    @delsinrowe6696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Who would’ve thought asmr of having nails hammered into your bones would be so calming🤔

  • @cathyskywalker77
    @cathyskywalker77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "What time is it? Tooth hurty...and I'm a dentist"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦷🦷

  • @superbfinch2000
    @superbfinch2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “You may be sittin’ but you ain’t pretty.” Heisenberg doesn’t think I’m pretty? 🥺😢😭

  • @distressedbagofbeans
    @distressedbagofbeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Jim: Whatever you do, don't look behind you!
    Me, laying in bed, facing the wall:😳

  • @liv4love-22d8
    @liv4love-22d8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Let me go you Hobo Magneto!!!
    You'll never take me alive
    *faceplants to floor trying to escape*

  • @jar768jake
    @jar768jake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1205

    Jim Heisenberg gets close: I have to take out your eye.
    Me: 👁👄👁 okay
    Me later: 👁👄X more please

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yep, so now we have two less teeth, nails in our knees, and with only one 👁️ we are also a freaking Cyclops. Let's see what job opportunities are available for the likes of us🤔....Maybe a door? Already got the peep hole ..Hey, don't mind me, I'm just "board"....and it's in the 90s here in Connecticut, so....

    • @Zenobiax117
      @Zenobiax117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Am I the only one to think that hiesenberg looks like boomer Dante ?

    • @imsorrythankyouplease7613
      @imsorrythankyouplease7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cathyskywalker77 let me know when it gets to the 2000’s in Connecticut so I can roll around on my Heelys and listen to Gwen Stefani.

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@imsorrythankyouplease7613 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2000 degrees would be like Dragonfire hot🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

  • @internetspookies
    @internetspookies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    this is the most amazing impression of heisenberg i’ve ever heard, it’s like i’m listening to the voice actor. SO COOL

  • @Star-essedOut
    @Star-essedOut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    ...It is my first time experiencing one of these things, and when he ACTUALLY did the nail thing, it was almost like I was feeling it...
    ...I'm INTRIGUED. What is this???

  • @bloodmoon5957
    @bloodmoon5957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Alternative title: Heisenberg nails you and does experiments with your body [ASMR] (RE 8: Village) (not sexual)

  • @xanderfernandez
    @xanderfernandez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Heisenberg is my favorite character in Resident Evil 8 and your portrayal of him is on point.👏

  • @RainyDelaneyy
    @RainyDelaneyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Me responding to everything like this is an actual conversation

  • @kittenshakatcan
    @kittenshakatcan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Anyone else have a sudden urge to see Jim try FNAF's Purple guy?

  • @Fatsaver
    @Fatsaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Never has torture ever felt more amazing

  • @DabiLOVmember
    @DabiLOVmember 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Look what the Lycan dragged in"
    Me: Listen, I let em bring me here aight?
    "You don't believe me do you? hotshot"
    Me: *Stroke*

  • @cottonclown8344
    @cottonclown8344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I don’t know if I should be scared or flustered 😳💕

  • @MrRogerBlake
    @MrRogerBlake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    After Shanny ad Lady Dimitrescu and Jim as Heisenberg i'm just waiting to see who's gonna give Donna Beneviento a try.

  • @mischiefmanaged444
    @mischiefmanaged444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Well done as always.
    I would rate this kidnapping 4/5
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Had to deduct one star because Matt is still my favorite. 🥰

    • @KiaraM
      @KiaraM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same 😉 I miss Matt very much too and would love to see him again

  • @pbvibes6789
    @pbvibes6789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm always so blown away by how natural the accents sound. If I didn't know Jim is British, I would have no idea. Also now that I've read Nic Cage inspired this voice, i cannot unhear his influence 😭😂

  • @SailorMars768
    @SailorMars768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I won't lie, this had me biting my lip quite a few times. Excellent job.

  • @bl00m40
    @bl00m40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When you cant feel pain so you sit there like: this is fine🙂

  • @meowmewcula7039
    @meowmewcula7039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Worth everything! That camera shake effect is so good!

  • @iuwudidsomethingforonce458
    @iuwudidsomethingforonce458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i accidentally discover this. this makes me feel so many different emotions i cant even-.. istg im in love with this video-

    • @otakus1216
      @otakus1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same
      These emotions don't even have a word..

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same... like simping is not the word for it anymore... just highkey crushing or smthning on this character now I can’t- 😰

  • @cheesebandit5312
    @cheesebandit5312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I CHOKED SO BAD ON MY OWN SPIT EHEN YOU SUDDENLY GOT CLOSE

  • @kropotkinnie
    @kropotkinnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    i'm a bisexual disaster man, and this asmrtist is really fueling it

    • @evelynnarrington1650
      @evelynnarrington1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As a fellow bisexual disaster person. You're not alone

    • @that_acidic_psych_ward
      @that_acidic_psych_ward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As a pansexual disaster man i feel the same

    • @swagpotato720
      @swagpotato720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      3:15 certainly isn’t helping my predicament

    • @enchantedcrane6328
      @enchantedcrane6328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah I'm pretty sure Jim himself is a bisexual disaster person at this point or at least teases all of us BDPs on purpose

    • @urfavoritefurry4368
      @urfavoritefurry4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As an omnisexual disaster I agree with this statement

  • @quilledwings
    @quilledwings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    karl: “you lack…. the vision”
    BRO YOU TOOK MY EYE

  • @kimia2956
    @kimia2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I was expecting Heisenberg to talk about uncertainty-
    OMG ouch!!!😭😨

  • @andersson.mm91
    @andersson.mm91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You: *getting tortured*
    Him: “you’re stressed”

  • @zeyata-cicero-herron4608
    @zeyata-cicero-herron4608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "This Resident Evil Village ASMR Heisenberg roleplay has lots of threatening, but relaxing triggers...And dancing."
    The best addition by far is, yes, the dancing.

  • @danielnavarro537
    @danielnavarro537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “My daughter isn’t a weapon. I don’t give a damn about your family issues.”- Ethan Winters

  • @annmatsuoka
    @annmatsuoka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Damn boi and here I thought that I'll get over Heisenberg in like a week- *guess not*

  • @user-dj8kp7vo2g
    @user-dj8kp7vo2g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    the attention to detail in this is CRAZY! The way he says "marander", the pacing around, you can literally see DUST floating around in the air- wild

  • @lazarisolderbrother1618
    @lazarisolderbrother1618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    THE PART WHERE HE SAID GOOD DOGGY MADE ME FUCKING DIE

  • @jenni8729
    @jenni8729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Having spoken to Nic Cage in person, I’d say that’s more than a healthy slathering. I heard it before I read the description.
    You’re bringing the goods, as always, Jim.

  • @foxy.x4790
    @foxy.x4790 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    " follow it with your good eye"
    Me: YOU TOOK OUT MY GOOD EYE

  • @SeptienPatterson
    @SeptienPatterson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Who's to say Johnny Depp isn't taking notes from Jim on character acting? Damn, he's good at immersing himself into a character. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

  • @saibogu002love
    @saibogu002love 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I'm usually not really affected by ASMR much, i clicked for the Roleplay concept... Holy hecks, the voice, the attitude. That's full commitment there. Really chilled in the vibe.
    Any chance we will see more of Heisenberg around ?

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope so! I hope he does more of these in the future! OMG!!! He is SO good at it!

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I usually listen to ASMR as it does wonders for my sleep and studying, but damn this one is hard to get through only because of my high key simping for the character 😂