Saudi Arabia: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Following the alarming disappearance of a Saudi journalist and political dissident, John Oliver examines America's uncomfortably comfortable relationship with Saudi Arabia.
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  • @Ralphfish4
    @Ralphfish4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5393

    13:44
    Saudi Arabia is using air strikes recklessly?!?!? As Americans we've got to do something about that blatant appropriation of our culture!!!

    • @zerozero9642
      @zerozero9642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Not only let them used it recklessly, we are aiding them by giving them intelligent information and refilling fuels on midair so the plane cans continue to bomb for a longer time.
      We also aid with the blocked other others from aiding Yemen with food and medicine (if i remember correctly) causing millions to die.
      I know that a lot of Americans are not aware of this, but there are some who doesn't care because whatever we do is always right.'
      Edited: th-cam.com/video/VNJBvhJEUBk/w-d-xo.html

    • @cynda4467
      @cynda4467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      99.9% of what Americans do kn Middle east is wrong.
      You should probably let that area manage itself because it's getting worse and worse because of you.

    • @sinsanemb
      @sinsanemb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Whooosh!

    • @moustafamohsen
      @moustafamohsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      America Always find new ways to fuckup the Middle east

    • @LS-fi1ix
      @LS-fi1ix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @min xiong
      It's good to be critical, but your argument is lost when you throw out bullshit numbers (i.e. "causing millions to die"). That's a completely false statement. I'm also pretty sure you haven't verified that the US has blocked any aid to Yemen or is actually providing midair refueling to the Saudis.

  • @grundlebutter5624
    @grundlebutter5624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    This guy hosts his own show on HBO, is a cartoon voice over actor, and is also a tenured professor of anthropology at a community college... Wow John, just wow...

    • @rottweilerfun9520
      @rottweilerfun9520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks for the information.

    • @fardiachowdhury9758
      @fardiachowdhury9758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I hate how no one got the tenured professor of anthropology reference :( love seeing fellow community fans around youtube

    • @darwincity
      @darwincity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He might be underperforming in the community college one.

    • @oscaralegre3683
      @oscaralegre3683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      anthropology ?? he looks more like an accountant professor or history hehe

    • @alastorcorvus
      @alastorcorvus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fardiachowdhury9758 because he was a Psychology professor, not Anthropology.

  • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
    @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    "When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."
    -Tyrion Lannister

    • @trinityolusola394
      @trinityolusola394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh geez
      That’s a powerful quote

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@trinityolusola394 first 4 seasons of Game of Thrones was a masterpiece due to the books.

    • @finnicpatriot6399
      @finnicpatriot6399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Found the pseudointellectual nerd with nothing real or important to say.

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@finnicpatriot6399 You are so projecting lol. . How come everybody that calls themselves a patriot comes off as an asshole?

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@steverogers6572 cause nationalism does that lol

  • @gyaneshwaragrahari7398
    @gyaneshwaragrahari7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Saudi arabia- "We killed ten people brutally"
    USA- "We will take action against you."
    Saudi-"We need weapons worth 10 billion dollars to maintain peace."
    USA- "Here you go."

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Stark Industries WHATABOUTISM
      Is a logical fallacy
      you logical fallacier.

    • @grimd8788
      @grimd8788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sadly true 😔

    • @harisjawad6541
      @harisjawad6541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Stark Industries
      Absolutely true

    • @AyushGupta-oi4ee
      @AyushGupta-oi4ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Stark Industries well every country has blood on their arms,what matters is how much that arm is dripped in blood,we ain't anywhere close to pakistan,go search up about human right abuses in balochistan,search operation searchlight,there isn't one country in this world which hasn't done some wrong shit against humanity

    • @AyushGupta-oi4ee
      @AyushGupta-oi4ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Myth Fury well in this case he blamed india of killing people but usually we got independence at the same time and we got a lot of rivalry like Israel and middle east,usa and china

  • @KayzaTotem
    @KayzaTotem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    I've watched coverage of this from most of the major news outlets. They've all been asking the same question: "How did they think this wouldn't be noticed?"
    John Oliver is the first to air my first thought: this is done so obviously, they're clearly sending a message. And they know/think they can get away with it.
    - and he's a friggin' comedian, not a news reporter.
    Kudos John

    • @PDZ1028
      @PDZ1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's the arrogance of the powerful. The current White House occupant demonstrates it daily (often more than once in a single day). I'm also surprised yet not surprised that many (not all) in the so-called "mainstream media" haven't expressed more concentrated coverage (and editorially, outrage). As for John and Jane Doe, the "average Americans", do they even know where Saudi Arabia is, much less care? (How quickly people have forgotten that 15 of the 19 terrorists responsible for the 9/11 carnage in the USA were Saudi citizens!!!)

    • @ebdey
      @ebdey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So it cant be a set up? Is that 100% off the table?
      Couldn't they just murder him away from the consulate without causing all this ruckus?
      How can you carrie judgments without hard evidence? Would put a man in jail based on "c'mon its was clearly you".
      What about "innocent till proven guilty"?
      Hypocritical to say the least

    • @KayzaTotem
      @KayzaTotem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ebdey In my view all options are on the table, incl. a setup. Several could have the means and reasons to do so. Not sure if Jamal Khashoggi would be a very obvious target though. It also strikes me as a bit far fetched to then do it in that place and manner. If you want to plant evidence for a setup, this simply seems like overkill (in lack of a better word).
      Furthermore, the Saudi's insistence on Jamal both entering and leaving the consulate without at least trying to provide proof of the latter, seems to further underline that they don't really care that much.
      And if the Saudi's are indeed behind it, and they simply wanted him dead, there would be much better ways to get away with it.
      So sure, all options are on the table, but imo sending a strong message seems the most plausible.

    • @ebdey
      @ebdey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The way I see it, Picking the most plausible and speak about it using words such as "clearly" and "obviously" is so close to dismissing scenarios.
      Lets wait and see how things play out.

    • @KayzaTotem
      @KayzaTotem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fair point. One has to be careful pointing to the obvious in these days when little is obvious.
      Again, it was only my first thought. Like yours might have been that it was a setup.
      I was mostly surprised that the main media only saw it as an incredibly poor cover up (asking how the Saudis could be so stupid), rather than considering it might be deliberately obviously executed - either by the Saudis, or as you suggest, a third party.
      Again, I find the Saudis' response highly suspicious. Eg. claiming that there's no video proof of him leaving coz their cameras only livestream, when there's recorded footage of him entering. And it's a consulate..
      So sure, should be deemed innocent until proven otherwise, but when the whole world is pointing fingers, you'd think they'd do a bit more to claim their innocence than just referring to a Trump'ish "trust me".

  • @stephanedumont1992
    @stephanedumont1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6106

    From how many countries will John be banned this year?

    • @theehhhnd5708
      @theehhhnd5708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      stephane dumont John might get assassinated for this one :(

    • @slaughterhouse5309
      @slaughterhouse5309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He still has plenty to go.

    • @richardnderitu6423
      @richardnderitu6423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Definitely getting banned by the Saudis 😂

    • @lafemmerowena
      @lafemmerowena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@theehhhnd5708 the fact you realise and accept that we are all slaves is hilarious.

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      John’s gonna get lots of death threats

  • @tarasabet4839
    @tarasabet4839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “that critic was jamal khashoggi” gives me chills every time

  • @user-qn4tq2qt5m
    @user-qn4tq2qt5m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    As n iranian who knows Arabic, I admire the fact that John actually does his best pronouncing the names of prominent figures on the news

    • @lukeskywalker8223
      @lukeskywalker8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...how well does he do?

    • @user-qn4tq2qt5m
      @user-qn4tq2qt5m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lukeskywalker8223 almost perfectly

    • @dcamron46
      @dcamron46 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This ranks pretty low on the list of things i admire about John. But you do you.

    • @utsgotnoguts
      @utsgotnoguts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dcamron46 I had a genuine question here. Saudi Arabia has enough cash to buy armour from Russia or China. So how US not trading with Saudi Arabia going to make any difference? I hope the solution isnt dropping nukes in Saudi to stop Saudi from dropping nukes.

    • @BigMoney398
      @BigMoney398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@utsgotnoguts saudi arabia will probably never attain nuclear technology on their own

  • @yogiyoda
    @yogiyoda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4135

    John Oliver is a national treasure. Glad this show gets so many views.

    • @nakajell
      @nakajell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yet his british

    • @MagnusOfficial
      @MagnusOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Lee David it's called satire

    • @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724
      @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mainly do to algorithms dood in the end Oliver is propaganda. Even when I'd watch foreign new on NHK I'd see their agenda. One main thing is they want Free Trade. So hard

    • @ninjasheep7492
      @ninjasheep7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      French gave us the Statue of Liberty and the English gave us John Oliver.

    • @thomashughes_teh
      @thomashughes_teh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      John provides educational information I was missing. I don't agree with the opinions in all his videos. I do agree most of the time. I'd think less of him if he were a complete sycophant to my world view.

  • @incaseyoudidntknow9949
    @incaseyoudidntknow9949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2508

    The fact that he doubled checked if the journalist was an american citizen to calculate how much compassion to give is really disgusting

    • @lowkeybeat
      @lowkeybeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      To be fair if he was an American citizen it could probably be considered an act of war against the US.

    • @jeremybyington
      @jeremybyington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      If you watch the clip closely you will see Trump already had the concept of one brutal murder vs $110 billion being acceptable in his head before even confirming Kashoggi was only a US permanent resident. He could have been a citizen and Trump would’ve said the same lines.

    • @Robstafarian
      @Robstafarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Trump neither did nor said anything relevant after Erdoğan's goons attacked American citizens in Washington, DC.

    • @sv2697
      @sv2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I highly doubtful Trump cares even if he was a American citizen.

    • @MrJamiladil
      @MrJamiladil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      if he was a us citizen, the price that MBS will pay, would be hugeer... it's a matter of money...

  • @sarinameyer4739
    @sarinameyer4739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "he has emancipated women" this is exactly what emancipation DOESN'T mean

  • @Jenauxn
    @Jenauxn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    That robot's smile looks exactly like Ivanka Trump's smile.

  • @JonKrueger
    @JonKrueger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2219

    1 Year Later
    I miss John Oliver! It sucks that he went missing when he did that segment on the Prince of Saudi Arabia.

    • @thelarryparasite6048
      @thelarryparasite6048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      shit! stop that now!

    • @gregorioalexanderchoquemor1989
      @gregorioalexanderchoquemor1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Look let's calculate cost benefits. John Oliver wasn't even funny, we can't allow 100 billion dissappear just because a comedian.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's probably been Fatwa'd at least 20 times by now. But this might be the straw...

    • @DM-Raven
      @DM-Raven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He'll be fine as long as he stays away from the embassy.

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jon Krueger ...the assassination could only have happened if the trump administration agreed to it before hand.
      it wouldn't be the first time a conservative US president allowed the saudis to harm America for mutual strategic interests...
      🤔

  • @randomguy1221
    @randomguy1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    I am glad becoming a resident and pledging my allegiance to the united states does not guarantee the country will have my back.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It’s also stupid because the constitution refers to the “people” of the United States as being worthy of its protections, not the “citizens”.

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JB-xl2jc it actually uses the word citizens and not people most of the time.

    • @Bra-a-ains
      @Bra-a-ains 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am doing the digital nomad thing and have a Resident VISA for the country I am spending this year in. Each year I get a Resident VISA for the country I am living in that year. I am having a great and productive time and my host countries have treated me well. However, I am a citizen of the USA. If I get in trouble, I will be contacting the US Embassy. To expect any other country, besides the country that I am a citizen of to help me would be foolish.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Alexander Canella Throughout most of it, but many of the protections afforded by the constitution and bill of rights specifically says “people”. The fact that citizens is used elsewhere should only highlight the fact that they wanted protections to extend to everyone who considered America home. And I like that sentiment, honestly. If you love America and want to see it get better, and want to call it home... then even if we differ in opinion I call you brother, and would fight to protect you

    • @orbital1337
      @orbital1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      There is a huge difference between having a visa to stay in a country for a year and having permanent residence status (aka. a green card in the US). Permanent residents have almost the same rights as citizens and can become citizens after a few years.

  • @pauldavies6810
    @pauldavies6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Remember how we all swore this wouldn't get swept under the rug, and yet more or less business as usual continues.

    • @armyofone5904
      @armyofone5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just going to write that comment.

    • @Rekcoj
      @Rekcoj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how about now, still remember it?
      i honestly forgot about it until i rewatched this episode just now.

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rekcoj I've watched this twice and while I still remembered the facts I didn't remember the emotions I had about the event.
      I am still shocked that we work with Saudi Arabia and then fear monger about China, Iran, and Russia. And those countries do deserve every inch of criticism, but to criticize Russia for killing political opponents and then turning a blind eye for the Saudis is something I hope will change. It will not during a Biden administration, and frankly I don't know if it would under any administration.

  • @angelbythewings
    @angelbythewings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    John you have my respect. It needs courage to stand up for something

  • @sanjith619
    @sanjith619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    You don't see these human rights abuses right here ~ John Cena

    • @Chuckmo3D
      @Chuckmo3D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "You don't see these human rights abuses right here." -- Obiwan Kenobi

    • @Shy_Spartan
      @Shy_Spartan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I laughed so hard at that part 😂😂

  • @mangofree
    @mangofree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    “Elvis trying to remember what Versailles looks like but can’t” is literally the funniest and most accurate description of the style of Trump’s home that I have ever heard. I can’t get over how good it is.

  • @KurganGR
    @KurganGR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    i'd love to see John's take on Israel-Palestine issue

    • @MrHistory269
      @MrHistory269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh good lord that would be interesting but they are probably staying away from that issue because it’s so sensitive and picking a side would look really bad

    • @KurganGR
      @KurganGR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrHistory269 you need to pick a side out of the lot, this is where it gets down to

    • @lukko6117
      @lukko6117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MrHistory269 Just take both sides, can't be wrong if you're on both sides.

    • @MrHistory269
      @MrHistory269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @A Cult Leader agree

  • @jon5397
    @jon5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    the Queen"s joke was brilliant (: (:

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    “A bone saw in any context is an immediate red flag.”
    Tell that to Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man

    • @stephandrobot6546
      @stephandrobot6546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oooooooo yeeeuh!

    • @B.A.G.Studios
      @B.A.G.Studios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband make it for you?”

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RabRac The cream of the crop himself

    • @misterb3577
      @misterb3577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@B.A.G.Studios "You're going nowhere! I gotcha' for three minutes! Three minutes of playtime!"

    • @501stsoldier4
      @501stsoldier4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ze medic

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "The population is 40,302, and their Member of Parliament is John Glen, a Conservative whose eight-year tenure has been widely viewed as a failure. [citation needed]"

    • @Trismegustis
      @Trismegustis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And now we can cite this video!

    • @Joe--
      @Joe-- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Trismegustis No.....that's not how proper fact checking works...

    • @c.s.7266
      @c.s.7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Chessant is a BOT

    • @Alex-tb5xm
      @Alex-tb5xm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny meme.

  • @chandhinichenthilkannan108
    @chandhinichenthilkannan108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    2020: The peak of the era when comedians were the voice of reason!

    • @Maknassar
      @Maknassar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      March 2022: say it once more

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dam, first time I've seen John Cena visibly scared in a wrestling ring and he wasn't even fighting.

  • @AlreadyTaken999
    @AlreadyTaken999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Lol that robot's smile looks like Ted Cruz feels.

    • @DimTavis1
      @DimTavis1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #tedcruzisameatwhistle

    • @ozeppeo
      @ozeppeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      uncanny valley

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "I can display over 7 human emotions, please vote for me", Ted Cruz.

    • @Macaroth1
      @Macaroth1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, both are something that's certainly not human trying to pass as a person.

    • @Gravitythief
      @Gravitythief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vote Beto!

  • @flywingguy4175
    @flywingguy4175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    If I was John Oliver I’d avoid Saudi embassies

    • @Alex-tb5xm
      @Alex-tb5xm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Flywing guy that’s fucked up. Not that you made that joke, but that it’s entirely accurate, and there is precedent.

    • @Balearius
      @Balearius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I think anyone with a brain should avoid saudi embassies unarmed

    • @Takeshi357
      @Takeshi357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think most of us would avoid Saudi embassies period!

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You gotta live on the *edge* a sometimes

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marcus Balearius Also armed. You're less likely to survive bringing in a weapon.

  • @datchisan25
    @datchisan25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Am I the only one to think of “Major Bullshit” when I hear MBS

    • @mondhase5915
      @mondhase5915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *cue Robin and Ted saluting* "Major Bullshit!"

    • @sufimuslimlion4114
      @sufimuslimlion4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha okay you obedient dog. We Saudi’s, Bahrainis, Emiratis & Qataris laughed during Paris attacks & Charlie Hebdo attacks - it was beautiful :). Hey

    • @oliviaz.3309
      @oliviaz.3309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sufimuslimlion4114 Jesus Christ it was a joke about how mbs looks kinda funny it's not that serious

    • @dyawr
      @dyawr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sufimuslimlion4114 Oh I know, this is why I freaking hate your entire mentality.

    • @dyawr
      @dyawr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@oliviaz.3309 I guess if you're coming from a narcissistic, over-masculinized culture, you can't take jokes very well.

  • @AdamJay___
    @AdamJay___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Mikey Boom-Burp" is so much funnier now lmao

  • @DangItshere
    @DangItshere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    I can say America's relationship with Saudi Arabia is quite... OILY

    • @chaoticcranium
      @chaoticcranium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dang Itshere That's a slick pun.

    • @CharlyKrahmer
      @CharlyKrahmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's been clearly greased up.

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Okay, that's just crude. Just totally black. You need an oil change before you have a spill on this rig. I'm really drilling for these puns.

    • @hdh909
      @hdh909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the Military Industrial Complex is there too. We sell them weapons. We buy their oil.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know why we gave a shit about Iraq invading Kuwait and bothered to defend Saudi Arabia. We could have bought oil from Saddam, and 9/11 would have never happened had Saddam invaded Saudi Arabia ten years earlier.

  • @andrewclastic2835
    @andrewclastic2835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    John Oliver: The only hotel where you expect to be murdered is a:
    Me: Days Inn! Days Inn! Days In-
    John Oliver: Days Inn.
    Me: YEEESSS!!!!!

    • @PuzzleMessage
      @PuzzleMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm not familiar with Days Inn, could you provide some context for me?

    • @Alex-tb5xm
      @Alex-tb5xm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      PuzzleMessage yeah if you find yourself in a Days inn and you’re by yourself, it’s too late for you.

    • @-BuddyGuy
      @-BuddyGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Motel 6 would be my go-to for murder, if motels still count. They design the rooms so they can be pressure washed clean. That's enough for me.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would have thought Motel 6. Good to know about Days Inn. 😆

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm going to a days inn alone now

  • @sarahchrisco1394
    @sarahchrisco1394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Along with being under 25 with a size 32 DD"
    Me: *laughs* I'm in danger

  • @shadmxn
    @shadmxn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that prophet Muhammad joke at the start got me good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bobbyelmi4324
    @bobbyelmi4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    I’m a Muslim and disgusted that the Saudis have our most sacred words on their flag while blatantly going against everything we are taught as Muslims.

    • @ashutoshsharmash
      @ashutoshsharmash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The prophet predicted this

    • @andrasdudas8226
      @andrasdudas8226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      And how many political dictators using Christianity as a tool to control people and to do things which are against all the ten commandment.
      Religion would not be a problem, but these leaders are using it as a tool.

    • @syntheticteapot
      @syntheticteapot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@andrasdudas8226 and there it is right there. Right on the nose, my dude.

    • @andrasdudas8226
      @andrasdudas8226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Hal Jordan a pretty distorted kind of religion, when all the evil conquers the house of god.
      When trump holds the bible, it is just ridiculous. He don't want to work for money.
      Unfortunate coincidence, that many people chooses the priest as a profession, because they say, they don't want to work too.
      So they team up, to do something truly selfish.
      While many priest, who truly believes in god, feels disgusted, to see this happening.
      Religion should be about how to respect each other, politics should be about how to help each other, and create circumstances, where we live in a minimum level of harmony with the nature, so we can survive.

    • @andrasdudas8226
      @andrasdudas8226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@syntheticteapot right here in Hungary, for example.

  • @LargeOhioSon
    @LargeOhioSon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    It's not a complicated relationship, it's a bad one.

    • @joeschmoe21
      @joeschmoe21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jews are pro Saudi. John 'the Jew' Oliver is hiding the truth. USA is pro-Saudi because the Jews demand it. Jews get petroleum from Saud's Arabia.


      REPLY

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So according to you all ''jews'' act one way, then when you see someone in your version of that category otherwise you just pretend they are lying about how they feel. Thats some strong bias you've got there...

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sara3346 stfu Sara, that didn't even make sense.

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sara3346 he's not lying, Israel and Saudi Arabia are working together. You haven't noticed how ISIS never attacks either one? Funny how that works, mmm?

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your reading comprehension sucks if what you think I'm doing is calling anyone a liar, I only said that he is biased against jews and being unfair to Jhon Oliver entirely based on that bias, what those two countries do or support or wether they work toegether or muder eachother did not and does factor into my claim that Joe is being entirely unobjective.

  • @MrSinthan
    @MrSinthan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That oval office moment was so bad that Im completely... Speechless. I have no solution.

  • @silverstream1430
    @silverstream1430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Thank you you are now my history teacher,and you opened my eyes about government leaders and made me 😢 cry.But it's its better then not knowing what really horable people we have running our country.

  • @the1flym459
    @the1flym459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    You know, I have classes in a few hours but I knew it was worth it

  • @eyyy2271
    @eyyy2271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    9:18 It's not a war, it's a genocide.

    • @krillin6
      @krillin6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Those things aren't mutually exclusive

    • @tormentorox1
      @tormentorox1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did Germany have a war with the Jews or was it a genocide? Genocides can come out of wars. However they are two very different things.

    • @zaszarathustra2258
      @zaszarathustra2258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jordan it seems what you read was "They are the same thing" but what krillin6 actually wrote was "Those things aren't mutually exclusive"

    • @tormentorox1
      @tormentorox1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      my mistake

    • @VPS_Reports
      @VPS_Reports 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's 100000% a genocide and people need to specifically say that word as well.

  • @BeastNationXIV
    @BeastNationXIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Ah yes, the "vibrant, progressive city"...where women superstars can't even show up to wrestle at a WWE event.

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      the arabian falcon WE WUZ KANGZ What the hell is wrong with you?

    • @user-lu4jn8mr2m
      @user-lu4jn8mr2m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prizefighter Productions just some sick fuck brainwashed idiot

    • @sammorrison8042
      @sammorrison8042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd prefer a bras and panties match there /s

    • @user-zy8jv2ji5p
      @user-zy8jv2ji5p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine thinking watching half naked women fight in a cage for your entertainment progressive 😂😂😂

    • @Rikku147
      @Rikku147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@user-zy8jv2ji5p half naked men fight in wwe. Are you bitching about that or does it only matter when women wear comfortable minimal clothing during a contact sport?

  • @carlcarl4287
    @carlcarl4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Just to clarify, the Mohammed joke in the beginning was based on the fact that the prophet Mohammed is typically not depicted anywhere out of respect for him, right?

    • @mrmustangman
      @mrmustangman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Prohibitions against depicting the Prophet Mohammed may mystify many non-Muslims, but it speaks to a central tenet of Islam: the worship of God alone.
      Nothing in the Quran, Islam's holy book, strictly bars portrayals of Mohammed. But the faith, like the Hebrew Bible's Ten Commandments, has long discouraged any graven images, scholars say, to avoid the temptation toward idol worship. [CNN news]

    • @ASLUHLUHCE
      @ASLUHLUHCE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Apparently it's prohibited so that people don't start worshipping him

    • @josephhsu3221
      @josephhsu3221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And last time somebody did make a
      Depiction a terrorist attacked them

    • @lolipedofin
      @lolipedofin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most likely more out of, "we don't need more fucking trouble..."
      Plus doing it this way is a funnier way at poking fun at the fact anyway.

    • @akshatagarwal6776
      @akshatagarwal6776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrmustangman Then surely you wouldn't care if John, a non-believer, posted it.

  • @spacet1me
    @spacet1me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3672

    Imagine if Obama places his daughter’s husband who’s never been in politics as the head of relations between countries.

    • @tyler9703
      @tyler9703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Exactly

    • @user-vg8mc8yv4n
      @user-vg8mc8yv4n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Would be alot better as she is an intellectual woman...

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      spacetime Would’ve also been problematic because they were barely teenagers when he was in, but I agree

    • @robione5627
      @robione5627 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-vg8mc8yv4n bwahahaha... how so?
      Please explain

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Andre, Hillary was a very successful lawyer with a lot of policy behind her, not to mention being Secretary of State for years. I didn’t like her and there are a lot of criticisms of her, but inexperience and “got her job through her marriage” are not good ones... in fact they’re pretty preposterous. Complain about her being uncharismatic, sure.

  • @joseaguirre744
    @joseaguirre744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Most of the people involved in 9/11 were Saudi nationals yet we invaded Iraq and threatened Iran.

    • @anthrax6685
      @anthrax6685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jose Aguirre politics

    • @aneural
      @aneural 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Most retarded statement ever in the history of statements.

    • @medoa6
      @medoa6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zack Smith true story "muslom"

    • @lindiwengwevela524
      @lindiwengwevela524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And yet the War On Terror began in Afghanistan, then went on to Iraq, and is now currently in Libya, Yemen, Pakistan and 8 other countries across North Africa, the Middle East, and Asia...

    • @heaventje
      @heaventje 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aneural
      It's only retarded if you're not willing to acknowledge facts.

  • @jamesquillin5400
    @jamesquillin5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You can't show a picture of someone who doesn't exist

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Crimson Spirit I'm pretty sure it was an atheism joke

    • @memelordlol382
      @memelordlol382 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s a joke about how depictions of the Prophet is taboo in Islam, and even we Muslims acknowledge that Abraham, Christ, and many others existed. Why are you so hateful to those who accept you as a brother in the eyes of Allah?

  • @vibing-vicinity9989
    @vibing-vicinity9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When Trump was talking to the King, the king looked like me when I’m having an uncomfortable conversation with my racist
    uncle

  • @Airborn14
    @Airborn14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Get ready boys, this one is going to be a good video

    • @lorin3894
      @lorin3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Video 15 minutes old.
      Your post...16 minutes 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @Tarorc79
      @Tarorc79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok fanboy.. im ready..

    • @BonusEggs4Sale
      @BonusEggs4Sale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      triggered Russian trolls posting as Brazilians, er, Saudis in 3...2...1...

    • @Ian_sothejokeworks
      @Ian_sothejokeworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe he watched it on TV? You all remember that some things are shown in other places BEFORE ending up on TH-cam, right?

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      John’s gonna get lots of death threats

  • @Mommyandtux
    @Mommyandtux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    John Oliver is a light shining in darkness, always a well thought out voice of reason. God bless him.

    • @hkillorean6254
      @hkillorean6254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reason for the left, with hardly any criticism of it.

    • @bobwehadababyitzaboy5872
      @bobwehadababyitzaboy5872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's a cunt's puppet

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except when it comes to Trump

    • @nikityshka666
      @nikityshka666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dog kiss him

    • @Kermit_T_Frog
      @Kermit_T_Frog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He hits the nail on the head like nobody else on TV.

  • @ludovitche
    @ludovitche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Elvis tries to remember Versailles but can't" is the absolute best description I've ever heard of Trump taste.

  • @mohamedbireirjr.1297
    @mohamedbireirjr.1297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I hope that he will start talking about the killings and rapes that is happening in Sudan this days .

  • @callmeswivelhips8229
    @callmeswivelhips8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    I am terrified of how good this show is...

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I am more terrified that all the other news media are ignoring those topics...

    • @ekschiz
      @ekschiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I am fairly intelligent and live in the Middle East, but he still schools me with this fantastic content... How smart is he and those he works with!!!

    • @eric4681702
      @eric4681702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As long as you keep in mind it is a comedy show based on news, and not a news broadcast then it is fine.

    • @a2pabmb2
      @a2pabmb2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Considering that the comedy shows are doing a better job of reporting the news than the news, I'll keep whatever the fuck I want in mind.

    • @KREYTOSMEDIA
      @KREYTOSMEDIA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eric4681702 i have the same attitude towards the orange piece of shit president. I try to keep in mind anything he says news related is wrong...because he is a fucking idiot.

  • @stevenl9395
    @stevenl9395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    “Through hitler and beyond” sound like a great movie title

    • @skuzzyj
      @skuzzyj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grungelyzard8789
      Beat me to it

    • @stlkngyomom
      @stlkngyomom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      From makers of Shaving Ryan's Privates and Shindler's Fist...

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was thinking book title or dissertation.

  • @CsQ_RandomRepository
    @CsQ_RandomRepository 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *"Open brackets, citation needed, closed brackets"* 🤣🤣

  • @anglox8240
    @anglox8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Here before John makes a part two including the purchase of Newcastle United 👏

  • @tomsenft7434
    @tomsenft7434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    It took 15 men to murder him? He must have been a super-strong journalist!

    • @fearreavers
      @fearreavers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      They hear that the pen is mightier than the sword.

    • @elalesound
      @elalesound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Probably, too of them do the dirty, two of them supervise and the rest do the clean up...

    • @deniszubovic7516
      @deniszubovic7516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Getting rid of evidence, read body, is very labor intensive.

    • @Lt.Mingus69
      @Lt.Mingus69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Plus, they repainted the whole room...that level of cleanup must take a while.

    • @Argonwolfproject
      @Argonwolfproject 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I like to imagine, for my own benefit, that he put a couple of 'em through a concrete wall head-first before they could subdue him. Even though I know it's not true, I have no problem idolizing fallen heroes in such a way.

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "I want to see Istanbul, but only for a few hours, mostly at night, and I need to bring muh bone saw." Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @tribeprime7380
    @tribeprime7380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love to hear out news from John Oliver because he makes the news more interesting with comedies and when things head up serious issues he gets it straight and easy understanding information.

    • @coalblooded
      @coalblooded 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I only found him a year or so ago, but I've since been binge-watching every video on here. Funny and factual, AND easy to understand. I love him/them.

  • @tejasbode783
    @tejasbode783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he said "Us and Saudi", I thought Britain?!😂

  • @mazen4003
    @mazen4003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I just want to remind everyone not to judge people by the worst actions of their leaders.

    • @tornoutlaw
      @tornoutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      True. But we can judge the leaders by their worst actions. Also, those who are not standing behind those politics, apparently have to fear getting butchered. Sooo, I'm not going to go to Saudi Arabia to enjoy the peoples hospitality anytime time soon.

    • @mazen4003
      @mazen4003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tornoutlaw I’m not talking about it as a tourist attraction, but just to illustrate that people don’t like what their leaders do. The worst part to not be able to say anything. Mostly no one in the US approves of Trump, but for the meantime you have to go along with his plans and hope that cleaning his leftovers will be possible. Similarly in Brazil &China. The UK still suffers underneath Brexit and the royal family needs to have its lavish lifestyle.

    • @mlorpf
      @mlorpf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Publius Scipio Do you really think that applies to dictatorships, where the rulers are not elected by the people?

    • @bellei365
      @bellei365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who voted for those leaders?

    • @ranjhamasalih1610
      @ranjhamasalih1610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it is people who chose the leader

  • @moos5221
    @moos5221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I wish it wasn't so, but my home country Germany is also selling lots of weapons to Saudi Arabia. Money rules the world and if innocent people in Yemen are butchered with german or american weapons, it doesn't seem to concern those people who earn money of the arms deals, in one way or another. Shame on them, shame on all of us. Increase the peace!

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Love those aholes argument "If we don't do it others will. Demand and supply", and then claim moral authority at the same time. One could justify anything with that. "There is huge demand for child pornography and child prostitution, the others won't stop doing it, so why shouldn't we start with it. It's big business, think of all the tax money"
      And then pretend like the entire economy of the country is sitting on weapons deals. As if. Jobs will be lost, boo-hoo. It's a drop in the bucket and those involved are a super minoriy. Like the fishing industry in Britain which only has 12k people out of a population of 65 mio working for it, but destroying entire oceans, and livelyhoods of other countries.

    • @KinreeveNaku
      @KinreeveNaku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was with you until you said that last sentence. That was cringey

    • @lavrentivs9891
      @lavrentivs9891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same with Sweden =(

    • @donnavorce8856
      @donnavorce8856 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moos P. - yes. The so-called world leaders who are so wealthy it defies comprehension for some reason have to stir the pots constantly. The affect seems to be that we peasants, so easily manipulated to hate anyone across arbitrary borders, can be made to kill other people's kids using expensive weapons happily supplied to both sides by wealthy arms dealers. I despise our species. Most days I wish for a big ole asteroid to wipe down the planet and send us back to living in caves in small groups of about 8 people. This global shit won't ever stop. IT's especially heinous given the fact that most of these wealthy/powerful individuals have more wealth than they can use in FIFTY LIFETIMES. Yet they continue to spin the wheel. Why is that? Why can they not go home and play with their gold encrusted toys and leave the world in peace?

    • @MCFRUGT
      @MCFRUGT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a Dane I can tell you my country has firms selling surveillance technology to monitor ANY resistance within the country. The whole western world is basically in on this. Even pacifist Sweden is a huge weapon producer,
      Europe should develop its own security policies and stop funding dictatorships and terrorism around the world in the name of spreading western values.

  • @teutates747474
    @teutates747474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    It’s weird that no one ever mentions how strange the name Saudi-Arabia itself is.
    It’s Arabia! We don’t call it Biden-USA,
    Putin-Russia or Windsor-England.

    • @lars7935
      @lars7935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well Arabia can also stand for the entire region so it kind of makes sense. Many of the smaller german nations before unification had a similar name structure.

    • @m0v
      @m0v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Saudi stands for the royal family al-saud

    • @mmondrag25
      @mmondrag25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ^this was the point being made right lol

    • @troy5094
      @troy5094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should’ve kept United Kingdom of Hejaz and Nejd smh

  • @usgator
    @usgator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I spent 15 months in Saudi. I was there on 9/11 as part of Operation Southern Watch. Saudi Arabia is not our friend. We should not be there and should not have the relationship with them that we do.
    Note: most Saudis are peaceful, compassionate, people who like America, but the leaders are using us.

    • @YasminePomerantz
      @YasminePomerantz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My bf is Saudi-Iranian

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well you are benefiting as well. They buy your weapons .

  • @strawberrired
    @strawberrired 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I'll call it progressive when women in Saudi Arabia no longer needs male guardians to decide on their lives. It's great that they are now allowed to drive, but at the same time it feels like a publicity stunt, let's hope it's actually a step on the way to equality. Now I'm going to take a moment to appreciate that I live in a part of the world where I can do and say almost anything I want.

    • @zuldo8577
      @zuldo8577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good luck doing that under islam.

    • @NaomanSaeed
      @NaomanSaeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I bet you did not hear about how many cars of women have been burned down by "unidentified persons".
      Saudi men are much more insecure than you can imagine.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To me it looks very much like a publicity stunt. I mean 'women can't drive' was one of the first things you thought about when thinking about the country. The prince ended that, but he also arrested the women he fought for it, so he didn't have to share credit.

    • @imranbinzagr8014
      @imranbinzagr8014 หลายเดือนก่อน

      5 years later and the guardianship laws have been severely rolled back such that women can work, live alone, travel, open a bank account, possess all their own personal documents, get divorced and much more without the need for guardianship permission. Will you call it progressive now?

  • @fdfischer
    @fdfischer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    So step one: shift from oil to green energy, step 2: shift away from the M.I.C.

    • @bplusstudios9031
      @bplusstudios9031 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      M.I.C.?

    • @trulyUnAssuming
      @trulyUnAssuming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Step -1 the first country you visit is Saudi Arabia
      Step -2 cut regulations
      Step -3 leave the Paris climate agreement
      Etc.

    • @haydee-who3604
      @haydee-who3604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Military Industrial Complex

    • @fdfischer
      @fdfischer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trulyUnAssuming no no no, not Trumps checklist! Im, joking of course

  • @sth02
    @sth02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A US president getting in good with MBS, Kim Jong-Un, and Vladimir Putin, but undermining and insulting Angela Merkel, Emmanuel Macron, and Justin Trudeau at every turn... What?

  • @Diesel-D
    @Diesel-D ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO ! Whenever I need a pick me up I watch John Oliver. Thanks !

  • @peterawsome
    @peterawsome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Last time I was this early, the US was still selling guns to Saudi Arabia.... wait...

    • @amir-lp2mx
      @amir-lp2mx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it still is

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      E G G Z do you have ANY evidence of what you just said?

    • @ucube33
      @ucube33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe the US also sold them their bone saws?

    • @HH-ir2yv
      @HH-ir2yv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      laser325 and ignore the fact that who Killed millions in irag were Americans.. opss

    • @pr0xZen
      @pr0xZen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its always 4.20(AM) somewhere.
      @Amelia Carneiro Zhu Lets be real for a second. Irony and sarcasm really don't work well in *text-only* communication. These are pretty much exclusively spoken language attributes, and requires either very good knowledge of that writer's particular use of language and his/hers affinities, or a very clear context setup. Chatting with friends and family we know their language quirks and affinities intimately, _and_ most often use accompanying imagery to set up, contextualize or point out irony and sarcasm - and even _then_ we some times don't get it. Satire compounds all of these language tools and cues, is _heavily_ contextualized,and _always_ use specific cues to make it clear to the reader/viewer that its satire. Not every reader or viewer might pick up on them, but any half-ass-decent employ these - they _are_ there. And they *need* to be, otherwise any satirist leave themselves wide open to lawsuits and sometimes even prosecution.
      This one employed none of these. Its just a poor execution of an attempt at a (seemingly sarcastic) joke. I wouldn't say it failed miserably, but it definitely fell flat. That what usually happens when the sarcasm is more important than the joke. Oh well, live and learn. So what if I don't know what "Ragnarok" means. Its not the end of the world.

  • @imhamadeh5276
    @imhamadeh5276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    John Oliver brings up a good point in regards to oppressive regimes and how much they can get away with. The answer is pretty much anything. Saudi Arabia isn’t the only example here, just look at China. China is currently facing growing criticism over its persecution of some Muslim minority groups (especially Uighur Muslims), huge numbers of whom are allegedly being held in internment camps. Even though they are facing criticism, we all know nothing’s going to happen. China has been know to have human rights violations in the past, and has publicly admitted that if any Country has a problem with its human rights issues, China doesn’t want to do business with them. In a global economy where China is the top leader in manufacturing, no other Country is going to stand up against it and its a sad realization. Oppressive regimes have and always will get away with anything and that’s not going to change unless we all come together and stand up to what we believe is the right thing to do!

    • @ssa6227
      @ssa6227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Saudi did the worst in my opinion killing journalist in an Embassy. The choice of place makes it worst though all oppressive regimes are terrible. And they seem to be growing with Neanderthals right wingers coming to power.

    • @colinfox9254
      @colinfox9254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol don’t forget how oppressive the US is too

    • @MrTroutsdale
      @MrTroutsdale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Add Thailand and Burma onto the least of countries with oppressive regimes that can get away with it. But here its mostly because the rest of the world never hears about it.

    • @Eltener123
      @Eltener123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, to be fair it's because of almost 100 years of uighur separatist groups fighting various chinese governments including the current one. America did worse to ethnic Japanese, American citizens during WW2

    • @Salty010
      @Salty010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IN THE END... it not about religion... it just those big government hiding behind "china" "saudi arabia" will do what ever they want to be in power.... it just that disgusting creature hide behind human skin abusing power..... hoping one day when times comes those people being oppress will get their justice....

  • @Dfathurr
    @Dfathurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Make John Oliver president, and his first program would be a crackdown on barbers

    • @mondhase5915
      @mondhase5915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm afraid his birth certificat would get in the way of that.

  • @sanukumar752
    @sanukumar752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man u r unbiased & great appreciate ur work

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    12:50 Not going to lie, bin Salman's face through that entire interaction was just perfect. A genuine "is this guy for fucking real?" look.

  • @roniusadethel9768
    @roniusadethel9768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    You think a Days Inn is dangerous? Clearly you've never been to a motel 6.

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      or a bates motel.

    • @sanzuriver2959
      @sanzuriver2959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Days Inn is for when you expect a good night's rest, but may get something else entirely.
      Motel 6 is for when you are looking for trouble or STD in the first place.

    • @geordiewilkinson9752
      @geordiewilkinson9752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I once stayed in a motel 6 and the elevator looked like it was falling apart. Also, the air conditioning unit had fallen off the wall

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Motel 6 is so cheap, they left the other two 6's off the sign. But they'll leave the light on for ya

    • @Buttersausage
      @Buttersausage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stay at the super 8 in KC 😱🤮

  • @rdc2021
    @rdc2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    December 2020 what happened to the poor barber who lost his family? Nothing can replace a family, hope he is doing better.

  • @naftaliben-yehuda3972
    @naftaliben-yehuda3972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Although im a right wing conservative but i respect John Oliver

    • @johnlopperman2161
      @johnlopperman2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Naf
      Haven't yet surrendered all your humanity yet?
      Hang in there.

    • @Kaity11
      @Kaity11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go to hell

  • @toddbrooks2452
    @toddbrooks2452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Is it me or is at the 12:30 mark MBS is laughing at Trump and his middle school poster?

    • @jaruphillips9667
      @jaruphillips9667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Trump worked on that poster all night.

    • @elricvanekimus
      @elricvanekimus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      luckly Trump didn´t had to colour the american flag on his poster! :) And yes MBS is laughting about him:)

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@benbaselet2026 Right, except Obama sold more weapons than anybody. Trump took us off Saudis oil teet, now USA is a net exporter of oil because of Trump.

    • @mrastleysghost
      @mrastleysghost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      His expression during that whole clip is just bemused, "is this guy really that stupid" smiles and laughter

    • @sorabji1
      @sorabji1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Rob_Bader We've been a net exporter since 2011. Who was president then? Oh, that's right...

  • @Lobossumi
    @Lobossumi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    Lets not forget that the women wrestlers of WWE cant perform in saudi-arabia because it would be against their laws.

    • @MondayMotorvation
      @MondayMotorvation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I assumed that 3 seconds in.

    • @eerokivisto5103
      @eerokivisto5103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Not only that a commercial aired live during the Greatest Royal Rumble caused backlash for including women. The commercial was condemned by Saudi officials for violating their customs. They seriously have to censor promotion for their own product because of the sheer misogyny of the country.

    • @sophiehadingham8780
      @sophiehadingham8780 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lobossumi a

    • @DoughBoy45
      @DoughBoy45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I did not know that. Thanks.

    • @anandpatel1074
      @anandpatel1074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Shit, women wrestlers should be against all laws

  • @happyfox711
    @happyfox711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE best queen elizabeth joke ever ! lol

  • @SLACKLINEDUDE
    @SLACKLINEDUDE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i got you john oliver!!
    me : * dabs on saudi arabia *

  • @hanaomer4940
    @hanaomer4940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    As someone who is Muslim I may have laughed a bit too hard at "image not found"

    • @Lucas-po8qj
      @Lucas-po8qj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      IslamicReich Countinue to belive in fantasys

    • @solidussnake0079
      @solidussnake0079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuckoff slav

    • @hanaomer4940
      @hanaomer4940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      solidussnake0079 Are you talking to me? Because I looked up the meaning of slav and I don't know if that's an insult or not?

    • @solidussnake0079
      @solidussnake0079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haha i wasn't insulting you...you didn't say anything wrong...i was talking to IslamicReich

    • @hanaomer4940
      @hanaomer4940 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      solidussnake0079 Ok, but can you explain what slav means because Google and urban dictonairy keep telling me it's short for Slavic and I don't think that's right.

  • @rontajdine
    @rontajdine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Can you imagine?! A journalist murdered in Saudi's embassy in Turkey!! Not in Saudi Arabia but in their consulate in another country!! Systematic criminal activity whole a lot next level!!

    • @Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer
      @Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hmm US resident. Turkish territory. Isn't that....a NATO Article 5 Defense case?

    • @PitLord777
      @PitLord777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Turkey is actually mad about it. Saudi vs Turkey anyone?
      P.S. On a second thought, that... may not be a great thing.

    • @matpsycic
      @matpsycic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Technically an embassy of a country x is considered to be x's "territory".

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dear Mr. _-isaiah-__ deringer;_ Damn is that true?? Someone sue the administration for lack of action!!

    • @AboveAllNations
      @AboveAllNations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @M G You're right about the territory of an embassy legally belonging to the embassy's owner, not the host country. It's why the Turkish government probably came up with that ridiculous story about Khashoggi's Apple watch recording his murder, to cover for the fact that they were illegally bugging the Saudi Arabian consulate. I do believe Saudi Arabia murdered Khashoggi, but Turkey's cover story about the Apple watch unfortunately gives Saudi Arabia fodder for distracting propaganda.

  • @theanimaster
    @theanimaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Wallet Keys and a Little Bit of Mint” 🤣🤣🤣 do not watch this while sipping on coffee in front of your computer...

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every second video is perfect entertainment, this is one of those

  • @LaplacianFourier
    @LaplacianFourier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Bravo John Oliver for speaking against the tyrants.

    • @kzizzles8329
      @kzizzles8329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Israel?

    • @Sohltaker
      @Sohltaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're going to have to be more specific. There aren't many countries you can't hang that title on.

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kzizzles
      Fuck off, what did Isreal do to you?

  • @Tabileighann
    @Tabileighann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    John Oliver!!!!! Please do a show about the Muslim internment camps in China. I am not Muslim but the fact that this is happening and not being condemned is appalling.

    • @TheZardark
      @TheZardark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Or maybe Muslims should stay away from China. That way everyone gets what they want.

    • @sy134820
      @sy134820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tabileighann non sense

    • @tanbilly7723
      @tanbilly7723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Don't feel special, China suppress all religion not only Islam

    • @WaddiaS
      @WaddiaS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Doc M Well that happens to be the Turkic nomads' land. How about Chinese communists leaving that land?

    • @anawa7edminalnass206
      @anawa7edminalnass206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      TheZardark
      It is their home you stupid
      Islam been in china since the beginning of Islam

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So basically Donald Trump is Mister Lickboot from "Tom and Jerry: The movie"
    "We've got to have MONEYYY"

    • @09yulstube
      @09yulstube 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't read that quote. I *heard* it.

    • @DashingSteel
      @DashingSteel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now imagine it
      *In Trump's Voice*

  • @AllenFreemanMediaGuru
    @AllenFreemanMediaGuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The funny Starbucks names written on the cups reminded me of being in Paris and my wife Bonnie’s cup had “Bunny” written on it.

  • @KGisthename
    @KGisthename 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Open brackets citation needed closed brackets.
    😂😂😂🤣

    • @inuriie4370
      @inuriie4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K G Me writing my essay last minute high key copying from Wikipedia.

  • @flaviantropy
    @flaviantropy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Whats happening in Yemen today will forever be seen as a disgrace by the generations to come. So much destruction while the world stood by

    • @VSchneidermann
      @VSchneidermann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are muslims and poor. The part of the world that could do something, does not care.

    • @PurushNahiMahaPurush
      @PurushNahiMahaPurush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pretty much. The thing is the most of the people are neither Muslim (nothing bad in that) nor poor by choice. They are just regular people, born in their situation, wanting to simply put food on their table and live their life in peace.

    • @joejug162
      @joejug162 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flav *agen*

    • @scorpioninpink
      @scorpioninpink 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean like Rwanda.

    • @IvanSoregashi
      @IvanSoregashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The world always stands by. What did you expect? You didn't do anything, but complain on the internet, why would anyone else?

  • @tanhuulusoy
    @tanhuulusoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The beginning made me laugh so hard

  • @Fishbiene
    @Fishbiene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:40- that is the laugh of someone who is ok with momentary humiliation because they know they're untouchable

  • @NSR95
    @NSR95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Thank you so much John for spotting the light on the horrible situation in my country. Saudi Arabia never ever been a democratic country but the current crackdown on human rights is unprecedented. Jamal Khashoggi never ever opposed the regime and he has strictly refused to be labeled as a dissident yet he haven’t survived this horrific fate!
    I urge every free voice anywhere in the world to speak up for us
    We live under an unbelievable authoritarian regime which will stop at noting to stay in power.
    WE DESERVE TO BE FREE LIKE YOU

    • @AbdulmajeedR
      @AbdulmajeedR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Your not a Saudi

    • @11Recession11
      @11Recession11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there is no one free in this world even them...every thing is controlled some how just chill and try to survive ur day and wait for Jesus to come back :)

    • @devans.5324
      @devans.5324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      or get an education and be someone useful instead of waiting for mr. angel man to save your ass.

    • @freaky30
      @freaky30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this guy is a liar and a troll ! i am living in saudi arabia for over 30 years and i have seen a significant improvement in human rights and equality among people. stop spreading lies saudi arabia has improved alot

    • @thundafundamentalist
      @thundafundamentalist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ناصر الرشيد: You WANT democracy in KSA?
      Same democracy which elected Trump?
      A 2500 year old system ?
      A claim without proof is a lie.
      Don't allow media to mispresent the Truth.

  • @Nick-ht2db
    @Nick-ht2db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    That's not true. Bonesaw is perfect in Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man.

    • @jhwheuer
      @jhwheuer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is that small hiccup called IRL...

    • @mmhoss
      @mmhoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm glad somebody made this comment before I did

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's a nice outfit. Did your boyfriend make it for you?
      -Spider Man

    • @baconsoap78
      @baconsoap78 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is too perfect. Well done.

    • @deeh1127
      @deeh1127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for your contributions in the Great War. This is correct & Bonesaw is rrrrreeeady.

  • @gewitterhund3164
    @gewitterhund3164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Donald and Vince. A classical bromance ♥

  • @aaammm7449
    @aaammm7449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These videos talking about oppression are great and higly educational

  • @jameshorn270
    @jameshorn270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Got to admit that MBS has a semse of humor, he is basically laughing at Donnie while Donnie is practically shoving that card in his lap (and turning his back on his audience) to point at all of the pretty pictures.
    On the sad side, this is probably how Donnie wants to see his brefings, big pictures, short sentences, about money.

    • @bobrolander4344
      @bobrolander4344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was even annoyed at some point, because he's not used to being grabbed at with a big paper card.

    • @IlyosseTheGamer
      @IlyosseTheGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was an uncomfortable laugh that translates to (Fuck you trump)

    • @MrKnobs
      @MrKnobs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MBS is clearly thinking, this is surreal and this guy is an imbecile.

  • @eboooo
    @eboooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Those Russian dudes are so guilty. Wow

    • @asuka_the_void_witch
      @asuka_the_void_witch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they dont even care

    • @JosephE-yd6ks
      @JosephE-yd6ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prove it!! /s

    • @MelissaHasAmnesia
      @MelissaHasAmnesia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You would think that a russian spy would a bit better at lying.

    • @nibro1219
      @nibro1219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats because Putin is your president. you just dont give a fuck

    • @CharlyKrahmer
      @CharlyKrahmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I seriously believe them. That's the thing with russians, they can lie outright or say the stupidest of truths with the same look on their faces.

  • @HELLBOY583
    @HELLBOY583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    MBS also stands for Mortgage-Backed Security.... and we all know how those turned out

  • @dannydorito6027
    @dannydorito6027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm watching this from Saudi Arabia.

    • @danacollins2625
      @danacollins2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome. Greetings to Saudi Arabia from America.
      Our country has gone insane, if you hadn't noticed.

  • @someone-yw2qw
    @someone-yw2qw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    game of thrones came early this year

  • @plainOldFool
    @plainOldFool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    It's been confirmed John Cena refuses to perform in Crown Jewel. Word is that Daniel Bryant is also pulling out.

  • @CurrerBellHooks
    @CurrerBellHooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wallet Keys and a Little Bit of Lint is in the house. 😆

  • @Shaman289
    @Shaman289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:19am on a Thursday: time to learn about that one country who might hate us but we insist they are a key ally