State Attorneys General: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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Im Dutch and I demand an apology. Sea Witches are a serious issue here.
Support our fight with (Eastern-European sounding) sea witches!
His accent is surprisingly close though!
This comment has made my entire week. If My house burns down, I'll think fondly about this.
@@Paul0000 Yeah that wasn't bad, but I meant the names Daga and Raga. Sounds a lot like Baba Yaga xD
Yeah. The sea witch has still kidnapped my wife until I bring her a offer of golden bitterballen and stroopwafels.
You have to admit, that “he won’t steal your pen” ad was pretty hilarious. That’s the level of pettiness to which I aspire.
You are my idol.
@@jaredknapp6832 agreed
If I am not that petty when I'm older, I'm doing something wrong
@@hymasusee8984 amen!! So simple yet so effective
This channel is garbage
“THAT MEAN OLD RACCOON STILL HAS IT” followed up by someone in the audience absolutely losing their shit lol
that one person losing their shit is my emotional support laugh track from here on out
I love how the audience plays along with the joke that they were lied to about attending a Rachel Ray taping
They do?
@@robbys5236 OBVIOSLY!
Me too!
Plus I was like, he could probably literally get a way with actually pulling such a stunt, and nary a damn soul would be mad.
They'd feel like they won the lottery lmaooo
Pretty sure, they know no Rachel Ray's whatever bake she make, can never be as funny and informative and future policy change that can be made listening to John Oliver. No contest to compare the disappointment 😅
See, I think they believed it. Having Rachel Ray as a guest at the end would be VERY on brand for LWT
Black elvis was exactly what Martin Luther king jr was fighting for
You know, I'm not certain truer words have been spoke.
You win the internet!!
with that tight camel toe looool
I have a dream. That one day, this nation will rise up, and admit that you ain't nothing but a hound dog, crying all the time.
That’s funny but also true.
Came here for Rachel Ray, was very disappointed.
All I can think about right now are fritatas.
My sentiments exactly !
He owes me a fritata.
No frittata toting mama? We're caught in a trap. I can't walk out, because I love you too much, Baby.
Who here, thinks the racoon ran off with the frittatas, and maybe a pen?
Should "Frittatas", also be used as the term for what happened to Mrs. Doubtfire, when attempting to cook over open flames?
Keep refreshing the video. She'll be out any minute.
John Oliver's Dutch accent attempt is just one of life's little treasures.
I just got back from Europe (flew in and out of Amsterdam) and I felt a weird compulsion to listen to this video to compare John Oliver’s accent to the real thing.
I will say that hearing a quiet breathy Dutch accent in a crowded international airport is quite unintentionally hilarious
The most boring issues being debated are the ones that impact you the most.
The big truth of America "If you want to do something Evil put it inside something boring" - John Oliver
Like infrastructure. :D
Someone should make a company called the Boring company and watch them get rich
To the attorney general who is the Elvis impersonator: keep doing what you love, man, keep doing what you love.
Another thing he loves is groping women tho. So you might want to qualify that statement.
More honest than your day job.
Well thank you , thank you very much!
The costume get up was way over the line tho 😂
Luke Kastel eh, he's in the west. So he's groping western girls. And they're all thots, everyone knows that. Grab Em by the pussy right? Isn't that, like, a thing over there
When you laugh at the joke but then you realize he’s talking about your state
he never mentioned Virginia so i'm safe
Flexi Wing I can’t tell if you’re joking
@@flexiwing4450
You sound more IS than Mohammed. They don't tolerate other people's colors, beliefs, differences either. I'd rather live next door to Mohammed than you - by far, based on both your comments. I know! How about you and your ilk go start a colony in the middle of Greenland? And let we civilized ppl get on with things. YOU are in the way.
@@General12th
Wow! You subscribe to interesting channels, yet you seem to have learned nothing. Sad.
@@midwestkatie8068 Nuh uh! I am the most stable genius in the world. Maybe the most who has ever lived!
"Daga is off making nonsense with the goose" is my new favorite sentence of all time
"You know who put out firefighters in California? That was firefighters... why would state AGs be involved in that"
Except they are mostly CONVICT firefighters, paid a pittance in exchange for reduced jail time. And when she was State Attorney General, Kamala Harris' office argued against early release because she wanted to force them to fight more fires.
So State AGs are entirely involved in that.
At least she changed her stance at that
Yeah changed now, tell that to ppl who are in prison
@@adhishreetrivedy6718 who have a clear path to firefighting
@@EdaugEthanbYT except they cant do that because firefighters cant be ex felons
@@victorhorsted6857 yeah they can Newsome overturned that law. It was big news here in Cali
Legend has it the audience is still waiting for Rachel Ray
He said at the very end that Rachael was not going to be there...
You mean rumor has it.
And her frittatas
Well, I'm still waiting for her - and I finished watching this video 5 months ago
@@ingriddubbel8468 underrated comment
Fun fact- John Oliver is actually a platypus made of love.
Tallgrass: John looks more like a Hornbill (Zazu from The Lion King)!
I like you
Nah, just the friendly neighbourhood ostrich who had a degree, shaved and put on a suit.
Who wants cake and ice cream?
You can spread lies all you want, but we all know he's a fucking toucan.
More importantly: why is there such a thing as a 1000$ pen?
Have you ever had a really good pen? A pen that just.... clicks?
That's worth a grand.
@@AnEnormousNerd lmao
@@Jartran72 He's got a point though. If you're incredibly rich then 10k could be compared around 50$ for you. If you're going to use that pen really often and you always get a sense of satisfaction out of it whenever you do, then that's constant satisfaction for 50$.
As a fountain pen user, things like material, custom nib grind, and hand-crafting all contribute to some very expensive pens. I am amazed that someone would dare take a pen like that around to work with them, but I am also a uni student with no money, sooooo ... I guess ?
Brands like Visconti, Diplomat, and Namiki come to mind.
Because Capitalism
"The band's in E-minor and you're in H" is one of the all-time great jokes in this show IMO
ORVILLE!!
Genuinely great line; I’ll have to borrow it.
You just want to people to know you got the joke, don't you?
@@Rich_P_Anya no one thought that. He genuinely thought that it is a great joke.
@@Rich_P_Anya what?
"If you already knew that, I'm sorry that high school was such a rough time for you."
Ouch that hurt. 😂
When the music started, my cat put his ears back, got up, and went into another room, ostensibly to research our AG.
😸🤣😂
Smart cat. I wanted to leave as well, but I was too busy twitching uncontrollably while my brain bled.
That bit with the dude hitting on the interview made me feel like I needed to take 10 showers.
As a transgender student, I can confirm I do in fact just switch gender for the day, go to the bathroom, stand there and stare at the wall, and leave
I teach at a middle school, and we can't effectively police the rest rooms (fear of sexual harassment complaints, for real), but we had lots of complaints of harassment against TG students. So we opened the faculty restrooms to them (only room for one each), took down the men/women signs, and replaced them with "Whichever" signs. I am very proud of my school, not so much for this action (it came too late, and we do need to police the restrooms somehow) but for our huge LGBTQ program, which makes it truly ok to be out, but we let he TG kids down for too long. We addressed it in the end though with a very assertive new principal who would not tolerate bigotry of any kind.
Beena Plumber
My school has a lot of issues with transgender students. The teachers and faculty are amazing and are very supportive, but students, not so much. I’ve been sexually harassed and bullied for being trans, which is why I never use public restrooms. Many other trans people often have the same experience. Sexual harassment and verbal bullying is unfortunately very common and I was unaware that the way many treated trans people, especially trans women, was very inappropriate because I thought it was common. I’m glad I live in an area where adults believe in my rights, but I’ve yet to trust my classmates
Beena Plumber
Thank you, I don’t know how to really react to such a long reply. But thank you for listening. Thank you
Love and hugs from Michigan
Beena Plumber I want all bathroom to have “whichever” signs now, complete with shrug emojis
@@beenaplumber8379 I'm so glad I read this whole comment thread.
i have a special hatred for people who steal nice pens.
hopefully the people of texas share in your hatread
I share your hatred, when you find a pen you like and someone takes it that's devious. Not to mention it's a 1000 dollar item. That's a felony.
Someone at work stole my friends handmade mother's day pen.
@@alissacheck4194 People hace no souls these days.
When you find that one that writes so well you just do not want to put it down because you know the moment you do some idiot will lose it...
I really thought Rachel Ray was going to come out at the end...I want my frittata!
Please show the ingredients for a "fatada."
fritata? more like facade-a
I too want my feces
kevinsmak he said frittata
Same here!
"The band's in E major and you're in H." Woohoo, bringing Germanic note names up for the large audience :D
I think that was a Serbo-Croatian note name. H is really the letter making the N sound.
I can't be in H, the musical alphabet only has seven letters. it's the same as the English alphabet but it stops at G.
@@carultch Nah, much wider than that. And quite sure it's a purely visual thing. "Gothic b transformed into the letter H (possibly for hart, German for hard, or just because the Gothic b resembled an H)." (Wikipedia, Musical note names) Of course, we might be missing some piece of history.
@@musicauthority7828 It was a centuries old typo that substituted b into h. Tens of millions of people in many part of Europe use ahcdefg. (Not made easier by our infatuation with c major, which makes it harder to see the order of the letters and easier to accept h just being among many. Even taking into account that I'd played piano since 5 years old and taken theory since 7, I think I didn't acknowledge that the letters were supposed to be in alphabetical order until maybe when I was 20 or so.)
@@JoonasD6 schooled the authority, well done.
The noise at the end of the episode with the bagpipes, accordion, theremin, and all the kids with recorders... that's the stuff that legends are made of.
Bravo, John. Bravo.
*I'm not gonna leave before Rachel Ray shows up* !!!! 😤😤😤😤😤
Yo can see her at 19:07 :P
That's the triumph emoji. Arm yourself with knowledge th-cam.com/video/5OPkGQoPeHk/w-d-xo.html
Are you still here?
I am waiting with you body so you don't feel lonely
@@pobs1983 *Yes Im still here* ... *Because Rachel Ray hasn't shown up yet* 😤😤
"Raga always milks the cow when it's udders are swolen while Daga is off making nonsense with the goose" lmfaoooooo I'm actually dead 😂💀
He should’ve tried saying that in Dutch, that literally would’ve broken me😂😂
@@WolfRider2002 Unclear. But, whatever it was, making nonsense with the goose was apparently not on the list. 😂
The "Goofus and Gallant" of Holland. Heh.
The accent was pretty accurate though, coming from a Dutchman😂
"Nonshenshe with a gooshe"
Raga and Daga "this is justice" had me dying lol
USA: where justice can be bought.
Is it really justice though if it cn be bought?
@@Thenoobestgirl that is the real point here.
I’d argue in most cases, justice can ONLY be bought. It’s expensive to be a victim.
Legend has it, if you whisper “John Oliver” 77 times, he will appear behind you and whisper a political fact to you before immediately vanishing.
It didn't work 😢 all i got was red tide Rick Scott 👹
Sara Beth You were supposed to say it in a thick Cockney accent, and think of owls while you do it. Go on, give it another go.
Don't think i wont do it..
I trued but got lazy and stopped at 7
"fact" yep, I'm sure that's what he'll whisper.
When John tells you to stop watching but you really wanna see how he’s gonna make you so you just end up watching the last two minutes anyway
How are your ears?
@@TristanPignon mine were dead before watching this.
Hi Lexi! (Almost definitely a different lexi) are your ears bleeding too?
That firefighter joke had me 💀💀💀Idk why it just tickled my funny 🦴 “Use your instincts here”
"Try and bring it into the known musical universe Leslie!!!!" LOOL ... and the Dutch accent ... John--every episode, another level up. Thank you.
Not gonna lie, totally thought Rachel ray would be the one appearing with a recorder
That was a huge missed opportunity.
I actually expected to see Rachel Ray at the end of the video to actually get the audience. lol
Same 😂😂😂.......but then again I thought she doesn't seem like a chill person that would do this type of show.
Same here! I actually just posted the same thing before even seeing your comment. Funny how that works. :)
spoilers...
would be a totally John Oliver thing to do
It'd have been a real JO thing to have her on at the end.
I swear to God it's so exciting to see in print or hear spoken, "attorneys general." In recognizing the correct plural, you have ever so succinctly invited me to hang onto your every word. Love, love, love.
🤓🤓🤓
These are the kinds of people who need to be running things.
"Oooh pistol packin mamma, lay that pistol down!"
🎶"Lay that thing down before it goes off and hurts somebody"🎶
I hate how much this woman completely changed the idea of that song.
Yo that guy did sound like Elvis though
I didn't even notice him looking any differently
It's super easy to sing like Elvis.
That was Elvis.
ah, no. Sorry.
I think that was pretty amusing. Well what you do on your private time that does not break the law is not really anyone's business.
Pathetic that a state ag is bragging about raising funds. "Haha! Those silly Democrats, they aren't nearly as corrupt as we are."
jpkjnn tell that to the Democratic Presidential and Senate campaigns, friend.
Nicholas van Rijn You’re right. Our entire political system is corrupt.
@@HEYBUDDYMAN86 It's almost like power in and of itself draws people who want to change and control outcomes!
Captain1nsaneo It is! And even more like the idea that this is a country ruled by the people for the people is a lie because instead of being ruled by the people the people are ruled by biased which gives the sides powers to do what they want because the people below will defend them and tell them they want it.
Apparently it isnt corruption it is free speech. We need the 28th amendment guys support wolfpac
As a Wisconsinite, I can proudly say we have voted Brad Schimel out of office.
PS: Also we voted Scott Walker out finally!
Rhinelander way to go moron
Don't forget the outgoing GOP tried to limit the duties of incoming Democrats
Ingrid Dubbel just like Doyle and the Democrats tried to do when walker beat him
I was gonna jokingly say "I thought the term was Wisconsonian", but then my phone told me "Wisconsinite" is actually a word. The more you know :P
You had Robert mueller pushing Russia gate during the midterms and not revealing that there was no collusion in order to impact the election, let’s see in 2020
I’ve learned more from John Oliver than any public school
Maybe its your fault
Insidious*fastidious unless you didn’t go to a public school, no you have not. That is a blatant lie.
@@Diphenhydra Thank you. I've also been to public school- and while it wasn't the best schooling, I definitely have learned more from school. On the topic of politics, however, I've learned far more on TH-cam about the subject than I ever learned in school.
Hey, when I was younger, I used to blame me being lazy on the system as well. Good to see that some things never change.
I have a question. Why do you all on this thread believe you know anything about this persons life to be true or false? Your experience with your education system isn't everyone elses. You're a bunch of self absorbed dicks.
Totally thought Rachael Ray was going to make an appearance at the end
Lol me too
Dollar Dude I was so proud to be ahead of the joke for once. He’s always one step ahead.
I thought she would be the bagpiper.
Aw dang I really thought she was showing up
I have regrets.
"Daga is off making nonsense with a goose" is definitely my new favorite John Oliver line! xD
Liked for the boognish!
So many euphemistic possibilities!
@@chris27909 Boognish sprinkles his spicy, brown grace upon thee
Elvis is more talented than the pistol packing mama.
I swear, after the accordionist reveal, I said "they need a theremin"!
I was waiting for the Vuvuzela
One of the things I was blown away by when someone said it: Most spend more time researching which vacuum to buy than we do deciding who to vote for.
For most people, voting is about the home team winning. Your family is red? Then you look at a poster from a red candidate, and if you remember him you give him your vote. Trump won because he had the most media exposure. People are really that dumb
@@maythesciencebewithyou Yep, or like me you live in a deep red state and your choices are republican A or empty line because nobody is running against them. Honestly there is more variety, features and difference in vacuum cleaners than my choices in most elections.
I'm on disability so I had the time to research. We really need a MSM that actually talks about progressives along with the corporate Dems and scumbag Republicans.
Lmafo. All MSM have the same problem of never badmouthing affiliated companies, donors, or advertisers. Political and corporate donations to all MSM ensure they will never talk about progressives at all. Same reason democrats will rather lose to republicans than win with a progressive. They showed an empty trump podium for half an hour instead of covering Bernie.
Tell me aboutbput it , took me 2 hrs to decide which one to buy.
In my defense they are so frikin expensive and brake down easly man!
This channel never has ads.
HindsightPOV kinda how HBO runs things.
@Flame Beats and that Ligma money
@@RAWvideos95 lmao what's LiGma?
Omkar Bhambure sigh
@@omkarbhambure9530 LiGMa BaLLs
H is also known as B natural in some other systems, Bach famously would put through many of his pieces B-A-C-H as a melody
As a Texan I reflexively curled my fists when I heard Greg Abbot’s voice
Am Dutch. Can confirm growing up to stories about raga and daga. Such timeless classics.
I really appreciate John Olivers spin on Politics and Comedy. Always a pleasure.
Still can’t get over how John Oliver can make the most suffering sounding instruments entertaining 😂
We can see and feel your suffering John that’s why we’re still here! 😂😂 that’s why we’re always punishing ourselves, this man can make the worst combinations of humanity enjoyable lol
As a Texan who was well aware of Ken Paxton's exploits, I was happy to vote for Justin Nelson yesterday
He won't steal your pen. It's still undetermined if he will show you his penis or not.
Hope he does a great job for you guys. That “Won’t steal your pen” as was SAVAGE.
At least he won’t steal your pen!
I didn't like either one so I voted for the libertarian McKennon.
Same. Goddamn am I sick of Greg Abbott, Dan Patrick, Ken Paxton, the whole pack of assholes.
Being a teenage grammar nerd is something you can *never* recover from; Just burn all bridges and reimagine yourself post-graduation. Wha- I'm not speaking from experience... *sobbing
Ending your sentence with a preposition is something which one should avoid whenever possible 🤙
@@Heijk You should end your sentences with a period.
Ouch. Declaring yourself a grammar nerd and then having a foreigner like me spot multiple errors...
@@MarioRossiAncora Well, you would know I was a former grammar nerd who decided to forego that aspect if you had read the comment.
yeah, I was bent over my fridge when I heard that and I laughed and bonked my face
edit: oh, lol, you're all a bunch of assholes
The "sing it Leslie" bit is one of the funniest things I have ever seen
16:20 Unfortunately that guy pronounced "Vincent van Gogh" almost correctly. English speaking people just get it wrong...
Yep, and of course then make fun of the (correct) pronunciation. Ignorance is always very entertaining.
I know, but I'm American, I can pronounce van Gogh, but I'm not a skeevy creep, and I don't relentlessly hit on people at their work who have to work with me. He's all like... ew!
@@jonathanharvey5478 Absolutely! Still his joke doesn't apply
Hey, leave the Elvis guy alone. He is out there living his best life. You go, Elvis guy!
That music at the end was still better than the karaoke
riiiight haha
I totally lost it when the kids and recorders streamed in......
..
It sounded like Jingle Bells In Hell near the end.
Going to vote411.org is still better than the music at the end
Oddly soothing. Then again... I am a psychopath.
I think the last 30 seconds of this clip were the best ever - almost as important to watch as it is to have researched your state AG.
John Oliver's Dutch accent is my particular kind of opioid.
He should do Dutch audiobooks. I’d buy the fuck out of it.
Educate me Zazu, I'm ready.
When is the dang movie coming out anyway
Indiana has an African American Elvis Impersonator for their Attorney General... This is the greatest thing ever...
He's under investigation for sexual assault so we're not thrilled
themusicmovinme yeah I was completely surprised that that wasn’t brought up in the video.
@@bardy8674 Probably wouldn't have made the video as funny...
Innocent until proven guilty.
@@themusicmovinme oh goddammit this is why we can't have nice things
In 2020 I saw those empty seats and immediately thought of social distancing, but then remembered that this was in 2018 and thought “that’s big sad.”
Raga and Daga's folklore should be a sequel to the marlon bundo saga! Someone please make it happen!
not gonna lie that ending did make me research my states attorney general election
You missed the six children playing recorder??? They were so worth it!
(I already had my vote worked out well before this aired, so that wasn't irresponsible :P )
I want a Raga and Daga book narrated by Oliver.
But only in a proper Dutch accent! This one is even more cringier than the actual Dutch accent, and that's an achievement on itself (we Dutch really hate our accents)
That "I'm sorry high school was such a rough time for you" hit hard as fuck
Is that song at the end in spotify? I loved it!
Fucking banger tape for sure.
I would legit pay to get this version of “she thinks my tractors sexy”. I’d pay the $1.99 😂
Every time I watch John Oliver I’m shaking my head in despair, yet laughing my knackers off at the same time.
misread this as "yet my knickers are off at the same time"
So we aren't going to talk about the fact that $1,000 pens exist?
I've got a 30 dollar pen... but it's filled with cannabis oil. Other than that I like my pens the way I like my lighters. Cheap and BIC.
Katie Christmas is around the corner.. ask and I'm sure someone will you get 1 🤗
I'm sure there are pens that cost more than that.
good point, but i think it's not as bad as wristwatches worth millions.
Some guy wanted to give his intern some salesman advise, he told the boy "try to sell me this pen" and ended up buying a BIC pen for a thousand dollars... Vote for the intern as AG!
That musical combination at the end was the funniest thing I have seen in a while! Truly a once-in-a-lifetime collaboration X'D
The Elvis impersonator was actually pretty good. Lol
Hilariously, "raga" is one of the Three Poisons (basically categories of sin) in Buddhism... It refers to lust or sense-desire.
That’s oddly appropriate
It's also a type of indian music
Sounds about right.
Hilariously I am not sure if you are male or female
Oh hey I looked it up and it can also mean greed which just fits too perfectly. Moha(delusion) and Dvesha(ill will) also fit very well though haha.
i want a full Dutch fairy tale of Raga and Daga
Yeah, but with someone who is actually Dutch.
There once was a Dutch from Nantucket,
With a Daga so long he said fvck it.
I'm a Republican now,
Lemme borrow your cow,
I promise I'll bri... just kidding, suck it.
(no animals or attorneys general from Arkansas were harmed writing this limerick, but if Boyce asks I did not have sexual relations with that "woman" - seriously, I've got standards)
@@westhammer81 God Damn! Get a Bravo show please
@@felixhoenikker8122 ouch, Bravo? I'm at least good enough for ESPN, dammit.
... the Body issue.
... right next to Hope Solo.
(call me, Hope - number is 713-867-5309)
I want John to read it in his Dutch voice
Just at Leslie Rutlege's karaoke appearance an ambulance started blaring outside my window. It's as if they smelled the mortal danger I suddenly found myself in.
That ending was simply beautiful, a true work of art! Thank you! If I were an American.... no, I would have watched the whole thing crumble and twist even further until the bitter end anyway.
They were in Bb Major. High School was a rough time for me.
Lydian Melody Even your name lmao 😂 I hate major keys \(•_•)/
Yep! I was thinking maybe he was hearing the V chord as the tonic which would be F, only a half-step off, but in all likelihood, probably just said the first random key that came to mind. I like your channel BTW, it's interesting to see live music performance in a virtual reality setting! PS, Lydian is my favorite mode, that #11 adds so much great, mystical tension.
I found the band kid.
so if the band was in Bb major and she was in H... then she was actually in key
@@bee7690 H would be B natural. In German nomenclature, just "B" is B-flat.
...high school was rough for me, too...
"..from which it is difficult to recover." I adore you, John Oliver. You illuminate the lives of other grammar nerds. :)
Am big smart for knowing gram-er?
the bagpipe's what kept me here and boi that accordion was the cherry on top
Edit: the end is what got me to regret my decision
Johns Scandinavian accent is F****** HILARIOUS !!
I don't get how Americans don't see that having election systems with no upper limit for funds will always result in biased and vested decision making because of private donors. If you're not going to limit how much funds a candidate can use at least make it legally obligated to publish a list of all donors. It seems utterly absurd to me that you have to put your trust and vote on a person for whom you have no idea, who's pocket he might be in.
You can win with a minority majority of 28%
Darkreyz or make it illegal to make illogical arguments in ads that’s a good one
@Leaving Blank 325 million lmao what the fuck you're dumb
You must disclose your donors in the USA. There are ways around that though (Super PACs). It was enlightening watching Stephen Colbert, when he worked for Comedy Central, showing the shady practices in that world.
Buddy, I see it just fine and I hate it. I didn't make these rules, and neither did any of us. They're just jerking each other off legally. Trust me... none of us really have any faith in our politicians, though, the closest I think we've had to sanity has been Bernie. /shrug
#Outstanding. As the son of a former Arizona AG; I loved this. As an atty who represented a whistle-blower who helped remove an AG who committed campaign finance fraud I'm thrilled you're covering RAGA and DAGA. It's torn NAAG and CWAG apart.
Yes, but what about PAWG?
@@saullanda5998 talking 'bout dem REAL issues, yo!
Thanks for your struggle!
CWAG? As in SWAG? lol
@@LuizAlexPhoenix I'm stealing that one.
That Raga and Daga, Goofus and Gallant thing actually made me laugh out loud. And I'm alone in the room. Yikes.
I'd like to take the time to thank John Oliver and his staff, as well as HBO for having such an amazing, educational and informative show. I will admit that I have not paid for any of the episodes (yet), but I do plan on purchasing the entire collection when I save up the money for it. I would also like to reference a "Fan Mail" that you mentioned on vol. 1 in the web exclusives section. Este programa es muy bueno, el señor John Oliver es muy chistoso y el informacion que el y su equipo de investigadores nos presentan es muy importante para el publico. Si tu no lo entiendes, pues que te vayas para la mierda. Gracias señor Oliver, personal de la programa de Last Week Tonight y HBO.
"The band's in E major and you're in H" omfg lol
Considering that H only exists in the german system and would be translated to B, this would not sound too bad since E and B are a 5th apart. :P
I came to comment, that part of Europe use H instead of B, so it's perfectly valid.
Although what we would've called B is your Bb.
@4:27 --- "Raga always milks da cow when its' udders are swollen. But Daga is off making nonsense with da goose. When Daga is given no dinner, this is justice!" I. LOST. MY. SHIT. 😂😂😂
I was in tears at the end of that piece. I’ve never laughed that hard at bagpipes and terrible sounds before. Bravo.
Definition of a Gentleman... "Someone who knows how to play the Bagpipes, but doesn't."
I live in South Dakota.
I don't NEED to research my AG, we already know all we need to.
(He was texting while driving and committed a fatal hit-and-run, in which the victim's face struck his windshield so hard that a pair of glasses were found in the vehicle)
“Rachel Ray is not coming! You’ve been betrayed, there were never going to be Fatadas!
Frittatas? Fatadas?
frittatas.
So are you *baby* @Maple A.
"
Dude. Spoilers.
I'm the only one that expected Rachel to pop up lol. 😂
Ikr I thought so too. I thought he was intentionally making it seem like she wasn't really there, only to then bring her out in the last minute XD
No you're not.
I was half disappointed in myself somewhat for expecting it. The other half was disappointment at the puffin man for not doing it.
I was in the audience and I was expecting her to come too
I all ready knew about that frog-fact from Dr. Allen Grant.
0:08 I know that because as I was trying to determine what the plural of bigfoot is my mother suggested “Bigsfoot, like attorneys general”
I appreciate the sympathy for my high school struggle as a grammar nerd. Don't worry, now I'm at a pretentious liberal arts college where everyone is a grammar nerd and my understanding of grammar is insufficient.
This feels like a "I'm the coolest person at my college" brag, but I still feel sorry for you.
Well played
I'm still waiting for Rachael Ray........
You're a liar John!
fake news confirmed
She'll be there next week, if not, a week after that. Just tune in.
Honestly, I would prefer people leave boxes unchecked than vote for a candidate they know nothing about.
As would I, but if they haven't taken the time to research and decide what candidate to vote for, that's a bit of negligence on their part, and they don't get to complain about the results if they didn't vote.
New to vieing Jon Oliver! Absolutely GREAT! Love this guy! I have unfortunately learned a lot. I was truly uninformed. Thanks John. Who else, but an immigrant would see this country clearer! I know, I am the son of immigrants. Thanks for refreshing my memory!
The greatest threat to our democracy is indifference. Vote like our democracy depends on it friends .
Because it does depend on it. It truly does. Ready for the blue wave.
Vote out deep state agents!
voting is the suggestion box for slaves
We’re a Republic, though. Granted I agree with you on the danger of indifference, but using words like democracy is why people thought it was basically illegal that Trump won despite losing the popular vote.
if you don't vote, we will play the song of John Oliver's people outside your windows 24/7!!!!! Bagpipes, Accordions, Theremins, and Children badly playing the recorder....
$1000 pen...I dunno what is worse. Someone who stole a $1000 dollar pen or a person who bought a $1000 pen..
I could see it. Not for personal use, but I think it might be nice to give to clients for signing important, official documents (like wills, business incorporation paperwork, etc.)
I would make the easy choice of the illegal action is worse....
this is THE pen which was used to sign Gdansk Agreement in Poland between workers and the Communist government: www.wykop.pl/cdn/c3201142/comment_V1S1Ow36IXcq3FHGktX0gFrNAU131ryB.jpg
I'm actually surprised he didn't make a joke about spending 1000 dollars for a pen being a crime
Dude got robbed twice!
I'm Dutch and I can't even imagine less Dutch-sounding names than Raga and Daga.
Or an accent that's even cringier than the Dutch one, but somehow he did it.
Joke’s on John, that chaotic sound at the end pleases my ADHD brain
I live in Texas. I will do my part to vote both Ken Paxton and Ted Cruz out of office!
I also live in Texas and they both have to go.
Me, too!
Let me guess,
You like yours with a sprinkle of sand and no Vaseline?
Me three!
👏👏👏