There's a milliin people doing bardcore nowadays. A lot of simple stuff, some bad stuff, some amazing talented people like Algal doing their own thing, but you can trust Beedle to make these songs feel like alternate reality. I could have imagined this in like "A Knight's Tale" or some shit like that. Fucking great job man. You've become one of my favorite musicians.
[Chorus] They see me praying, they're watching. Listening and trying to catch me talking dirty. Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty. Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty. My prayers are so loud, is he hearing? They're hoping they're going to hear me talking dirty. Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty. Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty. [Verse #1] Clashing to see if they can see me bend I have faith, but they won't relent Knights see me ride by, I can see them glaring And the pope in the chaple he's there declaring I'm hearing out a new king, his name's Louise. I'd not like to see him be The King, but should I serve Henry? Send a blue bile into exile? (No!) Stop, I now know, I'm crazy like Henry (Oh,) Just trying to know, not trying to dethrone Talk clean as can so I won't be seen He's on patrol and you I he hates me Melody's beatiful, playing in the chaple I've been given an organ, some people try to fight for some But I'm hearing something and what they have for me They'll have me locked up in the maximum security Hanging from a nuce, I'm thinking to run My prayers are loud, but I'm moving slow The King's steady breaking is saying, "stop this!" Knights knocking right behind, and they're holding swords The windows glass, glaring gorgeous light Knights come in, they ask, "Who are you?" I don't know, should I lie? Do they see? I have no sword with me Got a meeting over in dover but the king just said it's over. [Chorus] They see me praying, they're watching. Listening and trying to catch me talking dirty. Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty. Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty. My prayers are so loud, is he hearing? They're hoping they're going to hear me talking dirty. Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty. Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty. (Note: The above lyrics are based upon the experience of archbishop Thomas Beckett, once a friend of King Henry the 2nd, the king tried to use him to gain power over the church. When Beckett, one of the earliest proponents of separation of church and state, did not oblige, King Henry II had a group of knights kill the unarmed bishop while he was praying. King Henry II attempted to rebuild his reputation by building a chapel for him, but only cemented his place as one of history's most notorious murderers.)
They see me brewing They hating Patrolling they trying to catch me doing witchcraft Tryna catch me doing witchcraft Tryna catch me doing witchcraft Tryna catch me doing witchcraft Tryna catch me doing witchcraft My conjures so loud I'm chanting They hoping that they gon' catch me doing witchcraft Tryna catch me doing witchcraft (x4) Crusaders think they can see me lean I'm cloaked so it ain't easy to be seen The knights see my cauldron they can see the gleam And my potions on the deck and the spirits scream Ritual with a new witch, she like hold up Next to the Alchemist boiler Is a grimorie, I'm a summoner Send a christian into a coma Girl you ain't know, I'm raisin' a skeleton Just tryna chant ain't tryna have no rabies Spell's cursed as hell so I add some bay leaf Church's on patrol and you know they hate me Cauldron heated all the way up into the maximum I got beakers, some scholars tryna jack for some But we packing something and what we have for 'em Will have a scholar locked up in a dungeon torture cell, I'm staying cloak Chanting loud and I'm brewing slow Satan's steady twisting like: hit this soul Rising from the pentagram scythe in my throat Courtains down gotta stop the illusion Magic changes christians like, "Who is that infusing?" That's the Dark Art Skill when the potion's oozing. Got trials in every kingdom except Bourbon but I still ain't losing
The days they drag on, the meads warm. Heavily taxed so on we’d farm. The knights attack and, defend not, those castles then sworn to protect. The king he, wants a new wife. So the old he hung by the neck. These holes shoes, under holy roofs, doest the priest sin. But though we read not, we can speak so, still we comprehend. There is sickness, in the waters, so boil the mead and drink. Rap had not, been invited, so judge not my flow. Beedle the Bardcore, beats with drawn swords, definitions of origin. (Edit) what does it matter, where these words go, if in the end it is song. What do Kings know, of the hardships, while fat and happy they sit. As the hills roll, we’ll find a new home, free a place to call our own. Let not the king know, of this treason, or in dungeons soon you’ll be throw. Pack the horses, their mules I know, we’ll call them horses our own. What little we own, we will leave here, keep as tribute, farm your own food, wash your own stoop, we move on to, become our own kings.
I remember when i first subbed to you like a month ago you had like 20k subs or smth. Now you're over the 100k mark. Thats actually crazy how many subs you got in that short amount of time. You've been putting in work and you're getting credit for it. Great to see, keep going this shit is awesome.
Imagine accidentally going back in time... figuring out how your gonna survive... and you join a bard group... and perform these "new" songs nobody ever heard before!
I found this channel randomly and I'm absolutely in love with this, I request can you please do "Hotel California", It's one of my favourites and I would love to hear it!
Don't mind me, just playing Kingdom Come Deliverance with the fastest horse, best gear, and the Jockey perk. Guards ain't shit when you're going so fast the game can't even render fast enough to keep up.
Sheriff thinketh he can see me betwixt the geans But his eyen are not that keen And I blend in 'cause my tunic's green I'm an outlaw but I still have mien Rollin' with a new maiden, she's like "what ho!" Next to the saddle right beside my bedroll Is a full quiver and my yew longbow Strike any reeve with a fatal blow Maid, knowest thou I'm daft like Little John? Just trying to court you, ain't trying to father no bastards When it comes to tourneys, I'm the master My quarterstaff? No one's is faster
Been following you for a while now great work. I thought this was one of the best. It did make smile. Really translates to that medieval sound very well.
The knight has just been given a treaterous quest to steal a horse from an opposing kingdom to prove his loyalty and bravery to the kingdom. He indeed, is riding dirty.
![Telephone // Lady Gaga & Beyonce [Medieval Style Cover]](/img/n.gif)
When your horse is fastest in county
Lmao
Make 50 cent Be a Gentleman
Dem crotal bells be ringing
@@giannibleya7690 50 pence and the conroi of G
Steed*
Pretty sure that Genghis Khan played this tune while riding to his battles.
Nope, this was played by knights before they were skinned into drums by mongols
Indeed, Chamillionaire only covered an old Mongolian battle tune.
Good one!
@@agro9999 no knight was killed by some mongol
My horse never bolts, oh contrary.
You'll find she's quite stationary.
All of my armour sets are cherry.
Arch mage's in the library.
Waiting for my medieval boyz to write lyrics suitable to the period this instrumental was made in
Same, I wish I had their talent 😂
S C Just be happy you’re lucky enough to witness those masterpieces
Pedro Valti non vedi l’ora di andare a casa a mangiare pasta e fagioli, vero?
S C same lolol
Those gents seeth me rolleth, those gents hating
patrolling and tryin' to catcheth me riding filthy
Mine billets, so loud
I’m galloping
The sheriffs long to catch me trotting dirty
😂😭😭😂😭
I like but, trotting dirty sounds like you crapped britch.
Robin hood be like
There's a milliin people doing bardcore nowadays. A lot of simple stuff, some bad stuff, some amazing talented people like Algal doing their own thing, but you can trust Beedle to make these songs feel like alternate reality. I could have imagined this in like "A Knight's Tale" or some shit like that. Fucking great job man. You've become one of my favorite musicians.
Your kind words doth warm my heart! Thank you!
This is the only bardcore channel I know. And it is the best. I’ve listened to others briefly. And it was like 🤮
[Chorus]
They see me praying, they're watching.
Listening and trying to catch me talking dirty.
Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty.
Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty.
My prayers are so loud, is he hearing?
They're hoping they're going to hear me talking dirty.
Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty.
Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty.
[Verse #1]
Clashing to see if they can see me bend
I have faith, but they won't relent
Knights see me ride by, I can see them glaring
And the pope in the chaple he's there declaring
I'm hearing out a new king, his name's Louise.
I'd not like to see him be
The King, but should I serve Henry?
Send a blue bile into exile? (No!)
Stop, I now know, I'm crazy like Henry (Oh,)
Just trying to know, not trying to dethrone
Talk clean as can so I won't be seen
He's on patrol and you I he hates me
Melody's beatiful, playing in the chaple
I've been given an organ, some people try to fight for some
But I'm hearing something and what they have for me
They'll have me locked up in the maximum security
Hanging from a nuce, I'm thinking to run
My prayers are loud, but I'm moving slow
The King's steady breaking is saying, "stop this!"
Knights knocking right behind, and they're holding swords
The windows glass, glaring gorgeous light
Knights come in, they ask, "Who are you?"
I don't know, should I lie? Do they see? I have no sword with me
Got a meeting over in dover but the king just said it's over.
[Chorus]
They see me praying, they're watching.
Listening and trying to catch me talking dirty.
Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty.
Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty.
My prayers are so loud, is he hearing?
They're hoping they're going to hear me talking dirty.
Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty.
Trying to catch me talking dirty, trying to catch me talking dirty.
(Note: The above lyrics are based upon the experience of archbishop Thomas Beckett, once a friend of King Henry the 2nd, the king tried to use him to gain power over the church. When Beckett, one of the earliest proponents of separation of church and state, did not oblige, King Henry II had a group of knights kill the unarmed bishop while he was praying. King Henry II attempted to rebuild his reputation by building a chapel for him, but only cemented his place as one of history's most notorious murderers.)
shessssssh what a untold story damn !
This deserves hundreds of likes! I love the historical references. Maybe you could collaborate with Horrible Histories to make a music video?
Ayyyyyeeeee!!! Thank you 💙 haha, much love!
Omg
that was fantastic!!
Sir Chamillionaire and his page Krayzie Bone - these two have the greatest cavarly in Ghettoshire county, my Sire
Humerus
Plot twist: Chamillionaire sampled Will Scarlet’s “Sherwood Forest Anthem”
They see me brewing
They hating
Patrolling they trying to catch me doing witchcraft
Tryna catch me doing witchcraft
Tryna catch me doing witchcraft
Tryna catch me doing witchcraft
Tryna catch me doing witchcraft
My conjures so loud
I'm chanting
They hoping that they gon' catch me doing witchcraft
Tryna catch me doing witchcraft (x4)
Crusaders think they can see me lean
I'm cloaked so it ain't easy to be seen
The knights see my cauldron they can see the gleam
And my potions on the deck and the spirits scream
Ritual with a new witch, she like hold up
Next to the Alchemist boiler
Is a grimorie, I'm a summoner
Send a christian into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm raisin' a skeleton
Just tryna chant ain't tryna have no rabies
Spell's cursed as hell so I add some bay leaf
Church's on patrol and you know they hate me
Cauldron heated all the way up into the maximum
I got beakers, some scholars tryna jack for some
But we packing something and what we have for 'em
Will have a scholar locked up in a dungeon torture cell,
I'm staying cloak
Chanting loud and I'm brewing slow
Satan's steady twisting like: hit this soul
Rising from the pentagram scythe in my throat
Courtains down gotta stop the illusion
Magic changes christians like, "Who is that infusing?"
That's the Dark Art Skill when the potion's oozing.
Got trials in every kingdom except Bourbon but I still ain't losing
holy shit
how does this not have more likes
OMG That was genius
Underrated comment!!
Lol sick
They seethe me rollinnn my cabinn
هلا دراد
Idk why but this, and the music in the background sounded so beautiful in my head
This made me laugh man
Chamillionaire featureth Insane Cartilage
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Another welcome contribution from the commendable Cartilage-With-Harmonious-Brigands
Trying to recall ridin’ dirty lyrics and all I hear in my mind is Weird Al’s white & nerdy
Accurate
Me too!
wait those are two different songs?
im stupid.
Glad I am not the only one, haha!
My rolling, they hath witnessed. Their hatred, they hath displayed. Monitoring, they put forth an effort to capture me whist mounting a dusty steed.
The intro...the beat drop...you, my dear, are highly talented.
“The only question I, ever thought was hard, was do I like Galahad or do I like The Bard?”
Nice reference
king henry the eight take this song too seriously
He probably invented heads up 7 up
@@brandonellis8111 heads off 4 up
The days they drag on, the meads warm. Heavily taxed so on we’d farm. The knights attack and, defend not, those castles then sworn to protect. The king he, wants a new wife. So the old he hung by the neck. These holes shoes, under holy roofs, doest the priest sin. But though we read not, we can speak so, still we comprehend. There is sickness, in the waters, so boil the mead and drink. Rap had not, been invited, so judge not my flow. Beedle the Bardcore, beats with drawn swords, definitions of origin. (Edit) what does it matter, where these words go, if in the end it is song. What do Kings know, of the hardships, while fat and happy they sit. As the hills roll, we’ll find a new home, free a place to call our own. Let not the king know, of this treason, or in dungeons soon you’ll be throw. Pack the horses, their mules I know, we’ll call them horses our own. What little we own, we will leave here, keep as tribute, farm your own food, wash your own stoop, we move on to, become our own kings.
We still getting heavily taxed 😐
PrudentiusInvader and flint still needs water.
Wow, that's a lot of effort for a comment.
Phin 42 not if you’re high
@@josefking9216 😂
Thou see me ridin,
Thou spite'th
Thou pray'th doth capture me with contraband
Trying to capture me with contraband
Jesus... Now I want to gallop on my horse to show the whole kingdom who rules
The Sherriff spies me traversing. He’s cursing. He proclaims yonder saddle bags are ridin’ dirty.
The youth knows not of this banger
This guy is going to save rap music the only way anyone can. OK Medieval rappers, we know you're out there, somewhere. Now is you time to shine.
"Thy music so loud...thou swangith...they hopeith that they gonna catch thou rideith dirty..."
"Jammin' numb'r two on some fusty DJ Screweth
Thee can't arresteth me, plus thee can't sue"
Still waiting for a Real Big medieval mix...
*_Manor mightily large, Chariot mightily large, loins mightily large, all things mightily large!_*
I get anxiety see u in videos other then rockstar games content don't know why.
Brooo people are looking for you on Kurus channel.
Sire Hakeem "Chamillionaire" Seriki hasth and his squire Krayzie Bone havth rode past our castle walls, m'lord.
My entrance song played by my people, when I enter my castle on my horse with a blunt in my hand, that's the only way I'm Ridin
This piece of art was brought to you by the bone of krayzie and Cha, the man of millions...
"Those gents seeth me rollin', those gents hatin' "
Bro you're all over TH-cam
That was awful.
thou shall see me rideth dirteth
Mine melody so deafening,
I am swangeringe
They are wishing to apprehend myself mounting filthy
They seest I trotting, they spiteth I, they roam the fields attempting to ensnare I
Well made, squire!
Alas, the homage laid forth by Lord Albert Yankovic the Weird was far more pleasing to thine ears.
Where was Bardcore when A Knight's Tale came out? This style of music would have been perfect.
Even for every men in tights scene that contains Dave Chapelle.
tbf that movie is from 93
When Luigi raced in the medieval times and gives everyone the death stare
They witness mine travels
With malice
Marauding, they attempt to discover unlawful misdeeds
Eat your Heart out Weird Al
Tis a new champion of D&D
They see me mowing, my lawn!!
@@yes.ma_am *front lawn
As a DM, I have started to play bardcore off my phone whenever my party goes into a tavern.
I remember when i first subbed to you like a month ago you had like 20k subs or smth. Now you're over the 100k mark. Thats actually crazy how many subs you got in that short amount of time. You've been putting in work and you're getting credit for it. Great to see, keep going this shit is awesome.
bro that intro >>>>
When the town guards claim my carriage is stolen due to my African complexion
Imagine accidentally going back in time... figuring out how your gonna survive... and you join a bard group... and perform these "new" songs nobody ever heard before!
Wow, very nostalgic, only 500 A.D's kids will remember.
Tho may you unleash “When I’m gone” by the one proclaiming to be shady It will leave me with a jolly day in the future
Honestly this is real music
When you got the biggest destrier in town.
Vikings: look at me I'm white and Nord-y
I sing White N Nerdy in my head to this at least once a day
When thou catcheth thee a top thy blinged out barrow without thine parchment in thee ashlars
All the Horse thieves whistle this tune.
Thou behold me striding, thou loathing,
defending, striving to apprehend me galavanting befouled.
I found this channel randomly and I'm absolutely in love with this, I request can you please do "Hotel California", It's one of my favourites and I would love to hear it!
Those gents seeth me rollin'
those gents hatin'
patrollin' and tryna catcheth me ridin' filthy
When the Ardougne guards see you with a new thieving skillcape
They observe thee rolling. They detest me. Patrolling. They wish to seize me traveling with contraband
When you want to be Hood but still attend Renfaires
Shout out to weird al
Solution: Come as Robin *Hood*
Thou see thee gallivanting thou envious
»sie erblicken mich rollend - sie hegen Groll“
Bruh. The FFVII opening theme in medieval style. Or One Winged Angel.
Would be nice to hear in an medieval movie
Almost has a spaghetti western feel to it. Very nice.
Don't mind me, just playing Kingdom Come Deliverance with the fastest horse, best gear, and the Jockey perk. Guards ain't shit when you're going so fast the game can't even render fast enough to keep up.
Sheriff thinketh he can see me betwixt the geans
But his eyen are not that keen
And I blend in 'cause my tunic's green
I'm an outlaw but I still have mien
Rollin' with a new maiden, she's like "what ho!"
Next to the saddle right beside my bedroll
Is a full quiver and my yew longbow
Strike any reeve with a fatal blow
Maid, knowest thou I'm daft like Little John?
Just trying to court you, ain't trying to father no bastards
When it comes to tourneys, I'm the master
My quarterstaff? No one's is faster
Thee see me stridin'
Thee loathin'
Crusading and tryin' to catch me stridin' dirty
a pirate returning from a voyage with the boys, wagon full of gold , peasants and city guard watching , see him rolling and hating.
i think you meant they see him ROWING they hating .....😂😉
I'm playing this game called Medieval Dynasty, and I somehow need to find a way to replace the games soundtrack with this channel.
Those gents are attempting to catcheth me horseriding filthy
Been following you for a while now great work. I thought this was one of the best. It did make smile. Really translates to that medieval sound very well.
When thy mode of transport commiting excessive sawg
They observe me scythe my domicile turf
I percieve that they judge me to be so Caucasian and fatuous
Can you imagine how better and hardcore world would be if they did play this music back in old days!)
Another request - Notorious Thugs, BTNH - Mo Murda
Yes please!!!!
This type of content is really interesting to me!
Great for getting ready for a joust
Sheriff of Nottingham: Halt, brigand.
Robin Hood with the Merry Men:
When instead of showing ur horse power, ur showing the power of ur horse
Peasants attempt to see me in the act of riding my chariot
Sie erblicken mich rollend.. sie hegen Groll!
One of best channels out there. Cheers. Love your music.
BEST TH-cam CHANNEL IVE SEEN IN A WHILE
Thy shall witness thy glory as one galloping through the taverns
The knight has just been given a treaterous quest to steal a horse from an opposing kingdom to prove his loyalty and bravery to the kingdom. He indeed, is riding dirty.
The parody of this song is about a monk who wants to sail with the Viking raiders.
There's an acapella for every track this guy makes. Play two the vids at the same time and you get the lyrics.
I want to redub a lot of the old Escaflowne AMVs with these Bardcore beats now!
thoust see'eth me riding dirtith
Thine thinkest I ride dirty
No spice on me just a flagon of mead
Absolutely love your medieval covers, bruh! Soooo talanted! Keep it up! I honestly enjoy what you're doing!
When you buy a new saddle on RDR2
Or when you tame a rare horse and parade it around town for the world to see.
wherefore shouldst the great Beedle uploadeth solely within the hours of my studies?
This Channel and comments section is pure blessing!!! Cant get enough.
Thou seest me rolling, Thyne envious
We need Bardcore: 'I'm Different" - 2Chainz 😂👍
как же это прекрасно
Would be very interesting to hear Bone Thugs East 99 album in medieval.
When you successfully avoid the british and make it across the english channel with all of your opium
When the sheriff bugs you and your crew of bandits too much as soon as you ride your horses
Those gents seeth me rolleth, those gents hating
patrolling and tryin' to catcheth me riding filthy
Fuera bromas..¿Es normal que me suene jodidamente duro? Increíble.
Seldom has thine you tube seen
Thy comments section as interesting as these ...
Xzibit: Front 2 Back
You might have fun with that one. Boom bap track with lots of fun sounds. I'd love to hear it.