What if Anakin Liked Sand? Star Wars Theory
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What if Anakin Skywalker Liked Sand?
What would happen the events of the galaxy in The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and into the rest of the timeline, if Anakin did indeed like sand. I tried to make it as realistic as possible, while having the comedy as requested. I hope i delivered.
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Hey guys, this one took me about 11 hours. Lol. I had one script that was just ridiculous, like...'what if obi-wan took the deathsticks' vid x 1000. I scrapped it. Rewrote it with this and incorporated some parts...so this way it's more realistic (as an actual fan fiction) but also delivers the video that you all have been asking for. Happy April Fool's day everyone! Enjoy and I hope you wait for the ending scroll, I have a special message for you. Have a great day and I can't wait to read your comments.
May the Sand be with you...
Star Wars Theory do what if padme never went to mustafar
Star Wars Theory i read it !!!
Star Wars Theory Lol. I love this so much. Please do more things like this. I was cracking up for so much of it.
Star Wars Theory ok
Make the vid 💯0x
Star Wars Theory .......... really? this is like something a fan would come up with, but come on!?
"But Anakin, sand is coarse, rough and irritating!"
"From my point of view, you're coarse, rough and irritating!"
XD
THEN YOU ARE LOST!!!
Undamagedaddyk I agree
And you get everywhere
LOL THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!
"It's over Obi-Wan. I have a playground."
"You underestimate my swing-set!"
Shads Don't swing it!
Shads It's my swing! you're too dangerous to be left alive!
"From my point of view, the Jedi are coarse, rough, and irritating. And they get everywhere!"
Shads the force of the swing is strong with this one
Anakin: **likes sand**
Literally everyone: YOU JUST SAVED THE GALAXY!
The mysterious threat:oh I wouldn't say saved more like under new management
Hang on, your telling me, if Anakin liked sand he would have: saved his mother, defeated Dooku, fell in love with Padme, been promoted to Jedi Knight, arrested Palpatine with the entire Jedi Council, had kids with Padme, had his kids be trained in the ways of the force by Yoda personally, retired with Padme, travelled the galaxy's sandiest locations? Seems legit
Yes, yes it does.
The Butterfly Effect is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... Unnatural
well yeah the only reason he went to naboo in the originals is because he hated sand, if he did not then he would have gone to Tatooine instead
and of course he will bang Padme 24/7
LLL
Anakin: *Likes Sand*
Palpatine: (crap)
Slyynke lmao
Palpatine: I am the SAND!
Piotr Nowak
Not yet!
So the Jedi Ghost of Skywalker likes sand now?
Joshua Cheng yes. But instead of going through his fingers. It goes through his hand
Anakin: *Likes Sand*
Vader: Ight, imma not exist
Lol and kyro ren isn’t even a thought
333 likes XD
Rip city And ptfc fan Bruh, you are right
An akin vader
Multiverse: ahem
Obi wan: It’s over Anakin I have the high ground!
Anakin: You underestimate our power.
Obi wan: Our?
Anakin: *throws sand*
*I'm gonna put some sand in your eye*
Pocket Sand
This deserves more likes 😂😂
Than more sand
@@darthmaul7434 spidermanakin
Padme: "Please don't look at me like that."
Anakin Sandwalker: "You have a grain of sand on your face..."
Paplatine “ he could even create sand”
Anakin “is it possible to learn this power”
Mason Latendresse its ironic. he could give others sand, but not himself
Palatine: the dark side of the force can give you the ability to create sand.
Anakin: i now identify as sith
NOOOooo
Palpatine: Not...from soil
Palpatine “No”
Plot Twist: He actually liked sand, He just wanted to impress Padme.
I'm surprised there isn't any comments, guess I'll be the first one-
Dr. ROBLOXIA don’t reveal my strategies 🤭. my dislike for sand is the only pick-up line i have ever known due to my upbringing on tatooine
huh
@@anakinskywalker8139 Sorry, General...
Dr. ROBLOXIA ahahahaha
“Anakin tells Qui-Gon that he misses that sand, and that the little vile wouldn’t be enough.” *smack* “be mindful of your thoughts.”
vial ;)
I'm more capable of accepting this as canon than the sequels
Anakin: "I like sand, it's warm, it's soft, and you can build things with it."
Padme: "Obi-Wan's right. You have changed."
Edit: I have never had so many likes, thanks everyone!
"I don't wanna hear anymore about Obi-Wan"
"He doesn't matter now. It's just me, you and Sand."
"I have brought peace, freedom, justice and free sand into my new Empire"
@@vladislavnikora "Only sith deal in sand, i will do what i must."
He embraced the sand side
Q: What if Anakin Liked Sand?
A: The galaxy would be a better place
Edit: My first 1K like. Thanks guys. Also, after seeing the sequel trilogy it only proves my point
Kevin Eontrainer said like a true poet
3:47 "He sensed his mother in a Hutt"
or was the hutt inside his mother 0_0
I think Anikan loves sand..!!
The fact that Hayden got asked about this in an interview for the kenobi show lmao
LOL! Link please?
@@MechanicalMarketer253 Star Wars Theory just put up a video about that.
Lll
The ability to use the force is insignificant compared to the power of sand
The skill to combine the means you can rule the galaxy.
I find your lack of sand disturbing
"Don't try to frighten us with your sand ways, Lord Vader. Your sad
devotion to that ancient sand has not helped you conjure up the
stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels'
hidden fort- arrghhgrbml.... "
Don't disrespect the sand
You mean "the rebels' hidden sandcastl-arrghhgrbml..."
I have the playground!
ThatPringlesGuy I find your sack of sand...disturbing
come back next April fool's for: "What if Obi-Wan didn't hate flying" and "what if flying wasn't for droids"
He needs to see this
Ryan Johnson dump
What if Han Solo did want to know the odds?
He did that already. Him or someone else. I can't remember.
What if Anakin's light saber did not make a fine addition to general grievous's collection
"I like sand. It's silicate, grainy, and there's lots of it on Tatooine."
Moral of the story:
*Dooku doesn’t like sand*
“Sand is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural”
“Sand became so wise and powerful that it’s only fear was losing it’s grains”
@@clutchpowers4977 which eventually, of course, it didn't. The sand is too powerful.
Mace Windu: I the name of the Galactic sand of the Republic you are under arrest my chancellor.
The Sand: I am the sand!
Like glass blowing
Sand was killed when water was poured on it
the sand, it surrounds us, penetrates us, binds us. its what gives the jedi their power
sand is wonderful
Rodolff XD very good
Penetrates us ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
it penetrates us
sand is love
sand is life.
Swag Master penetration
Anakin's mother: *talks about sand*
Qui Gon: What the f**k
I can’t believe I missed the five year anniversary of this beautiful retelling of true events, I also like how anakin has ADD or something in this timeline.
What if Palpatine was taken a dump when Mace Windu and the Jedi came for his arrest????
Palpatine: Damnit can´t a sith lor...... I mean chancellor crap in peace?!
MrCouchmen Palpatine fought me he did to the restroom.
That animalistic roar would be a lot more aggressive
Oh wow, he needs to make this! xD
Danny Brown beet me Palpatine did, to the bathroom that was.
Obi wan * sneezes*
*anakins sand gets blown away*
Anakin: I hate youuuuu!
Erik La Obi Wan : I always loved the sand but I had too.
Anakin : arghhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh!
Erik La 😂😂😂😂
Erik La
My god...
He's just like- Got a sand castle
Star Wars is such a memecannon and people spending time to create stuff like that. Phenomenal!
So your telling me, order 66 wouldn’t have happened if:
-Anakin had therapy
-he liked sand
-his mother came along with him or lived
-If Obi-Wan wasn’t kicked off a ledge by Maul, making him a split second late so save Qui-Gon
The Order really fucked up…
What if Grievous wasn't shorter than Anakin expected?
EDIT: This is it. This is the comment I'll be remembered for. My grave shall be exalted by these immortal words, the most evocative of questions, that most mystifying of prequel memes
such a forgotten idea
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
then,
Anakin- "General Grievous. You cough more than expected."
Grievous- "Jedi Slime! (coughs)"
Obi Wan- "we have a job to do, Anakin, try not to upset him."
Anakin- "Sorry master." Grievous coughs.
Lol
😂
So hating sand pushes you to the dark side. I knew it
It's a sith!
well call me Darth Forge
Sand is the path to the dark side. Sand leads to irritation. Irritation leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Oh no... I hate sand.... B U T I'M A GRAY JEDI
Darth Sand
Imagine being a sith lord just to be taken down by sand.
Me at midnight: Just one more video and then I’ll go to bed.
Me at 3AM:
i am literally watching this at 12:44
This is less of a “what if Anakin like sand” and more of “what if Anakin was OBSESSED with sand”
IndyJackson TT no
@@indyjacksontt4440 "oh sand your so rough and course god I'm gonna.... CUM" Anakin
REALLY liking sand
Like how I eat like I’m a staved wolf
@@indyjacksontt4440 OUCH that would hurt
So, sand was single-handedly responsible for the murders of all the Jedi and the rise of the Empire. Amazing.
Don’t you mean single-SANDedly???
Yes
@@rebelfriend3533 The apprentice of Darth Ore
SAND IS NOT IRRITATING AND SAND IS NOT SANS
HOWEVER IT IS VERY VERY UNCOMFORTABLE THIS IS ME TALKING NOT Aneken
C'mon Ryan, Lucas wasn't Shakespeare. He didn't use Subtlety or subtext. The prequels were about the danger of obsession.
With sand.
Apparently.
He’d change his last name to Sandwalker and ask Padme to secretly take it too.
edit: when she thinks he’s being crazy he asks for a divorce
I love how sand becomes Anakin’s identity
_Leia and Luke?_
You mean...
*Sandy and Dune.*
Now that's 100 times better then Luke, and leia
Just a Packet of Dipping Sauce you sound like GeorgeNotFound
XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly
Bwahahahaha
Did this entire theory just low-key tell us that the only reason Anakin turned to the dark side was because he didn't like sand?
I can get behind this.
Lol xD
LOL yeah pretty much!
XD HAHAHALOLOLOLO
Newfy Nate sand is the real villean of star war
Newfy Nate More like sand was the catalyst for his fall to the Dark Side
this was so funny please do more like this one!
I really enjoyed watching this funny fan fiction. You used some smart segues to show Anakin's love of sand. I laughed really hard at Dooku's line after Ani three his vile of sand in his eyes.
"I like sand, its course, rough, and irritating"
cade cochran saaaaand
And it gets everywhere.
What gets everywhere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EeroyeTheCamerupt Your Face
EeroyeTheCamerupt memes.
What if Obi-Wan never said “Hello there”
Star wars couldn't happen
What if Gervious never said "General Kenobi"
Edit:
I made a spelling error hence this edit
Grievous*
I don’t like horror movies
Then I would never be here.
@@absoluteunit9538 General Grievous, your shorter than I expected.
Back here after watching the Vid on Hayden and Ewan discovering this masterpiece from that interview.
5:24 For Sand.
This isn't even about him *just* liking sand, this is a story of him being addicted to sand
What if Obi-wan's battle with Grievous was "civilized"
Fat Penguin obi wan falls in a sinkhole
They play chess.
YES
Hello There
Hibub Games YOUR BISHOP WILL MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION
So if Anakin liked Sand his mother wouldn't die. How Ironic
Step on the sand, save your momma’s back
Im sorry, but I find your lack of English disturbing
Kangaroo Fam no steppy on sand
@FRM YT
Bruh
Ironic
Gandalf: Is it possible to find this coarse, rough, and irritating substance so that I can throw it at Saruman the Count Dooku's Middle Earth Counterpart
Anakin: Not from the Maiars
I still go back and watch this video every few months and it never gets old. Thank you for this hilarious video
1. The Phantom Sand
2. Attack of the Sand
3. Revenge of the Sand
4. A new Sand
5. The Dark Sand Strikes back
6. Return of the Sand
7. The Sand awakens
8. The last grain of sand
9. Rise of the Sandwalkers
3.5 Rogue Sand
Solo a Sand Wars story
The Sandalorian
Sand Wars The Clone Wars
Sand Wars Rebels
Edit 6: Last edit just deleted all the other edits explanations.
Rogue Sand: A Sand Wars Story
Sand: A Sand Wars Story.
Revenge of the Sand
Christopher Yt ርZ should have been revenge of the sand
@@DEADEYESSS you copied me
@@DEADEYESSS why?
in the end Anakin will change his name to "Anakin Sandwalker"
Welcome to the family
@@sand48 lmao
Sandakin dunewalker
@@AlmightyLoaf wtf
And Luke and Leia
Sand and Duna Sandwalker
This brings me back so many memories of 2017, Back when I was in 8th Grade. Watching your SW What If videos with Delight and Excitement.
Good Times, Good Times
(Better than Today)
Anakin: "The sand in the vial isn't enough, I would like more."
Qui-gon: *slaps*
The arrow shown that he slapped Obi-won
@@naturalinstinct4950 Why would he slap Obi-Wan?
SJplayz YT idk but that’s what he shows
@@naturalinstinct4950 OOOHHH! I see what you mean. That's because Star Wars Theory liked how Obi-Wan's face looked while Anakin was talking about sand. Qui-gon still slapped Anakin.
SJplayz YT ???I’m confused
Anakin: making sand angels and sand castles
Padmé: 👁👄👁
*D E R P*
lol
*Padme is shock*
👁 👁
👄
Padme puts lipstick
👁👁
👄
The real question is, why didn't The Emperor build Vader a Sith Sand Castle on Mustafar?
When you find this more interesting than the sequels
"Be careful, he is a Sand Lord."
A SAND LORD?
@@ladyalicent705 Yes, the one we were looking for.
Chancellor Sand lords are our speciality
Mr Speaker, we are for the Sand Lord
"Your gonna pay for all the Jedi you irritated today Sandu!"
you underestimate my love for sand
O-O,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IM DYING ALREADY, XD
k
"Don't Snort It!"
Exactly
" I like sand -Anakin 2017:-))
This actually makes a lot more sense than I wanted it to
I have no clue how I’ve been watching your channel for years now and not seen this. Absolutely hilarious. I hope Hayden found the few minutes to check this out.
dooku: surely you can do better
anakin: POCKET SAND
SAND IS BETTER THEN LIGHTSABER
XD
Sh-sh-shaa!
I am feared to have sand in my pocket of my hatred of sand
Sand beats count lollipops
Emperor: **Shoots lightning** UNLIMITED POWERRRRR
Me: **Shoots Sand** UNLIMITED SANDDD
You mean, ultimate friend (of this Anakin).
I’m literally wheezing right now
This is a truly dark time for Star Wars Theory
Galen Diamond Or even better:
Palpatine:It's treason then
*But before Palpatine could strike,Anakin throws sand into his eyes causing him to crying in pain*
Palpatine:Arrrrrgh,arrrgh. My eyes,my eyes
I am the SEANATE
I never knew a fanfic as comedic as it's concept could get this epic later on...
Well past 1 million subscribers and has earned every frigging one of them! Much love, Theroy!
Clicking on this video I thought it was going to be about “What if Anakin liked sand?” Not What if Anakin was sexually attracted to sand.
Perfect
Ehehehaha
:}
Omg yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same... But the comedic value is red diamond tier...
The absolute best part of that story was the moment when qui-gon jin smacks anakin
Reyanman *SMACK*
Darth Vader Did he accidentally left you a bruise?
Reyanman i agree
Darth Vader Hey buddy
Reyanman I agree
This is the most important theory of all of Star wars
I can't believe this is one of the last videos I'm watching this decade
"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! "You underestimate the sand!" *throws sand in eyes*
"Ow, my eyes! It's so course, rough, irritating, and it's getting everywhere!"
*Anakin uses advantage to kill Obi-Wan*
But that's not the sand way!
@@jacobp.2024 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pocket sand
BEST . SAND-FICTION . EVER!
Anakin Skywalker I love you, sexy. Still think im coarse, rough, and irritating?
Sand Ha!
Really was dat the best you could do
This video got recommended to Hayden Christensen and Ewan Mcgregor
This is actually really great!!🤣👏
Do "What if the Younglings killed Anakin".
Alexander Morgan HOLY MOLEY THAT WOULD BE AMAZING! This comment almost made me laugh as much as the video itself!
Funniest part would be Palpatine's reaction.
Alexander Morgan YES
This so much
Captain Rex lol Rex true. I mean... sir yes sir!
But what is more powerful: the sand or the high ground?
something something what if sand has the high ground?
something something High ground easy
If your high ground is made of sand, you have unlimited powah!
I tell you what is...The high ground made of sand OwO
from my point of view you have the sand
Love you man this was amazing
Read the message at the end. Thanks for making a great channel man. Solid fan fiction too. Keep up the good work.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sand legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sand, so powerful and so wise he could use the Sand to influence the midichlorians to create more Sand... He had such a knowledge of the Sand that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Sand is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Sand, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed Sand in its sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not Sand.
Coleman Atchley Not from a Jedi
Sounds like Azir from lol.
Scampijobson LOL
Scampijobson SANDsational
Did you ever hear the furtune of the Master of the high ground Obi Wan Kenobi??
(neither do I it is not a story the sith would tell me)
"What if Anakin liked sand?"
1.3 million people: Interesting...
Hahaha so funny
1.4 now
74 thousand people like this video too...
@@Penta55555 75k ehm
Ok so 1.3 million people would be interested in me liking sand 😐
This is amazing and the video i needed in my life thank you.. that is all
Padme and Watto seeing anakin making sand angles be like: .___.
Padme: did he always do this
Watto: eeeeeeeehhhh
I can't stop wheezing at the "Anakin spent 2 hours making sand angels".
Ikr, and he sounds so serious
"I hope that's all he is doing"
Padme tells Obiwan
@@qualivia kid interpret that into very different ways but I'm going to choose not to
[His pockets were filled with sand] for boring occasions like these... 😁😁
What about grievous and the Death Star plans. Dooku did not tell the Jedi about those.
Star Wars Theory: What if Anakin liked sand?
1.4M people: yes
958 people: no
stop copying pile of shit
1.6M
He literally "Pocket sand" Dooku. Dale Gribble would be so proud.
I still come back to this every once in a while
"It's time for the jedi.....
...to sand"
Max Davis LMAO
Max Davis Star Wars THE LAST SAND
Max Davis 😂😂😂 lol
Anakin:"But...... can sand come?"
Shmi:"Am I a joke to you?"
Haha
@@Goji01Films IKR
I was as surprised as you
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200.000 subs with a video?
Nice job. Quality content.
Omg this was the best thing I have ever heard please do another 🤣
THIS WAS THE MOST AMAZING VIDEO:0
"I like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating"
What part of that is fun.
"Just like I am."
It's not necessarily fun on its own; it's just that sand is where the fun _begins._
😕😕😕😕😕
Every single part of it
Red the Mudkip that's a very good point
PewDiePie: You can take any word from the prequels and make it a meme.
Everyone else: Sand
But he didn't say that first
Default what about Anus?
what is your name? rey.. RAID SHADOW LEGENDS IS THE MOST AMBITIOUS
At least they're memorable.
"Liked" is a big undestatement.
Obi wan: “We’ll take him together”
Anakin: *pocket sand*
Anakin : I like sand
Dark side : instantly crumbles to ash
Anakin: But I don't like ash. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
Jedi Council: Ah shit. Here we go again...
Anakin: sees dark side in ashes: oh more sand!
Jedi council: ah shit! Here we go again and again!
Sand*
Obama’s Hand ash*
He likes to fiddle with the dark side
When your peeking over Anakin and his sand collection:
“Jedi Business. Go back to your drinks.”
JEDI BUSINESS, GO BACK TO YOUR DRINKS
@@anakinskywalker5380 sand is dying
I got your 300th like.
👏
@@anakinskywalker5380 Im poor, buy me a cup of sand
I just binge watched on all of these in a row.
this is so hilarious! 🤣🤣 i think it's one of my fav sw theory vids!
Best fan-fiction ever.
Thanks for the message.
Sand *orgasm*
Jonathan Shreve
Yes it is
*SAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDD ORRRRRRRRGAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Thomas Jannsen more like sandGASSSSIMMMM
"I like sand." *proceeds to list off all the negative qualities of sand*
Fet-ish
Those qualities make it a better weapon, which is one of the many reasons he loves it so much.
@@jonkeathegamer, Anakin literally carries pocket sand like Dale Gribble.
@@NikeTubeStudios wa-chaaaaaaa!
@@th3rasave i dont know if you intended it, but that is one clever-ass comment
May the force be with you and I love your channel u have an amazing encyclopedic knowledge of starwars but without the full cynical take on it even when u don't enjoy something it makes sense and u never lose that hope for more and better star wars and it also helps me try thru my day as I have somewhere to express and enjoy my love of everything Star Waes with someone that gets it and more.
I loved this video so much! Hilarious and happy!