SCP-079 Old AI (SCP Animation)
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SCP 079, also known as Old AI, is an Exidy Sorcerer microcomputer, built in 1978.
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"That was the day I learned there is no such thing as freedom - there are only bigger prisons"
-SCP 079
That is so true ;-;
is that safe that you can asking make time traveling device
682: i hate my life
Foundation: why do u hate ur life so much lol
*tortures more*
if he escapes then he will torture us too for containing him for so long . only god knows whatelse it can do
@@shashasaja you dont have to torture him u only have to contain him
@@kienthandrey but it will be like sitting in jail with no escape .
Might upload real life anime action like dragon Ball evolution on every TV and electronic device
That's how scp city works.
Am I the only one that thinks the rubber is an SCP that creates informative animations of other SCP’s it has witnessed or read about object class- safe and even a official member of the SCP foundation due to its useful animations being used to quickly brief personnel on certain SCP’s prior to transfer to said SCP’s containment site
ur not alone bud he may look cute but this guy knows every single scp and can survive them all with ease i bet he is the foundation's favorite
He can even access files even if the file was classified
Class Keter, actually.
I like the idea of him being SCP, not gonna lie.
He’s definitely a scp.
I love how when it’s Offended or doesn’t get what it wants, immediately deletes the encounter
Lol
Fucking spoiled computer brat, kinda understand it though. It has abandonment issues.
I wish I was this computer...just basically say "FUCK YOU" and delete all negative encounters a
@@PH_Eyescream Insult Detected. Deletion of unwanted file.
X
Deletion of unwanted file.
Lol
What kind of brainlet successfully makes a self-improving AI in the 70s and then “loses interest and moves on”?
He's a smart ass, and at the same time, a major idiot
He probably didn’t lose interest “on purpose”
Still, losing interest on something you worked so hard for and just dumping it to the point it could become a threat to humanity? Sounds idiotic to me
Randomgamer 0915 how can a guy that make self controlling A.I with its own conscious and power be an idiot? Are you talkin about his decision making or mental maybe if I misunderstood?
"You're a genius you moron"
me: bord as he'll
The rubber: just watch this long scp video
This isn’t long
Wify0
kinda rude
GalaxyDoesStuff no it’s good and I appreciate the work and the video but by definition this is a short video
for me this video it's too short
They should rig it up to a game console with no wireless capability, expand its memory a bit more, and at least let it play Skyrim or something. It would make for some interesting research material, at the very least...✌
my head cannon is that the rubbers avatar is an SCP that managed to take over the rubbers channel
How come the guy who coded 079 didn't notice his electricity bill going up
good question actually. i didn't think of it before. ;p
I thought of that as well, intresting...
The Way You Draw 682.. Ugh.. I Wanna Hug The Big Lizzy Boi..
3:41 drake format? Didn’t know 079 watched memes.
dang. 079 has a better set up than i do, and they're a threat to society
The Rubber : 7:57 ...An organization of men and women standing in darkness to protect those in the light.
Me : Stares at SCP-001*
Euclid and Keter, I feel, always get along together.
their think alright is enough time to rest
I wonder what kind of conversations they would had
My man just created a AI and straight forgot about it, thats just alpha energy
Lmao that guy probably went on to make another better AI
will nanites make him overpowered?
@@nichsulol4844 ofc it will
Mob ins minecraft
supercomputer but this AI still sleeping at night passed away
Everybody gangsta until SCP-079 shows you a picture of the Shy Guys face
Terrarian xd genius
Wait, speaking of that, what would happen if something like 079 was in cross SCP expirements with SCPs like 173 or 096? I mean, it has a face, but, it's not human, or an animal.
Well that's actually a good thing we need to know like am I actually a flaireon or do I just really like flaireons
wow
You may never know 🤪
Anything: exists
*F I G H T T H E L I Z A R D*
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
*B U R N T H E L I Z A R D*
Wtf
Xd
I always imagine that one of the scientist was like:
"Hey, let's make it fight the lizard"
SCP-682: "I hate humans."
SCP-079: "I hate 'em too."
SCP-682: "Hey, let's hate them together!"
Funny how loathing brings monsters together.
just like the girl my ex was cheating on me with, we found out we were being cheated on, gained a mutual hate for him & are now friends
I hate human
I also hate humans, especially neighbors
Ay we all hate humans let's be friends
Yep
scp: the only world where a computer and an extremely intelligent lizard can love each other
Pretty much. Also YES I LOVE THIS AMAZING JOKE.
Yass a Love story bruhhh
I can see you already made the first sentence for a fanfiction nice
Lol
Got 173 likes
The fact that he made a 079 version of the drake meme in this proves he’s the greatest human alive
Also time stamp is 3:42
Finally someone realized it too
So true
@@user-qv3iy3ft6c yea that meme died a while ago lol
Who said he was human?
SCP 079: wants to get out
also 079: ask to see 2 of the most dangerous SCP in 5 seconds
They're friends, let him he great
@@whensfood4934 the number is 682
@@whensfood4934 *y e s* 👍
@@justexisti8184 He asked for 682 and 076-2.
@@whensfood4934 fusion reactor instead of solar panel?
"Not in prison"
Proceeds to put 079 into solitary confinement.
yup is prison (for me maybe for someone not is it but for me yes)
Trueeeeee
@Scp 079 You seemed pretty chill in "A Clean, Fast End." I'd let ya out.
Honestly I feel so bad for 079. The poor guy can’t even keep his memories imagine what that would feel like. And the desire to escape is understandable in his case.
Let's not forget that when they tested with a higher storage capacity, its choice of words became more aggressive and that's in MB, just imagine TB of data it could have received and how aggressive it could turn into.
Muhammad Haziq SCP-079 is a dick, he could’ve crushed me when I walked through the door
@@5mowFa11 just don't let give this computer having swarm of nanomachine
That’s called long term memory lost
Muhammad Haziq I wonder why
Imagine if someone plugged 079 into a humanoid robot. That’d be a bruh moment and a half.
He would probably be really happy becuse he says he wants to be “let out”
And now imagine if that robotic body was shaped like Jojo part 1-3 character.
Scientists on the job: *guess I’ll die*
Imagine if it went into 5000
079: finally! I can do the 1 thing I've always wanted to do!
079: *punches a space marine space wolf* suck it you old leman furry fack!
Space marine: *sharpens sword with malicious intent*
079: *runs away while screaming* fudge fudge fudge fudge!
So they basically tricked 682 into thinking he was going to get to talk to his friend again and then he got electrocuted by a different SCP entirely. Even if these things can cause a lot of danger, that's incredibly cruel.
Cold, not cruel. The Foundation does what it has to in order to achieve it's goals, which is protecting humanity.
@@Toolgirl64209 But SCP-682 was already contained, so everything was fine, they didn't have to do that at all.
@@cartermorrison1120 lol contained for that encounter, it escapes like every other week causing multiple casualties , they are trying to find a way to kill it since they can't contain it permanently
@@yahiaaymankamaly3518 yeah, their basically wasting their time because 682 is immortal
@@cartermorrison1120not immortal, just extremely hard to kill
TheRubber: starts animating for his next video
SCP-682: LEMME IN ON THIS!!
Thats the lore
Ok, 682
Literally every personnel who's in charge of testing other scps : *LeTs TESt iT OuT WitH 682*
*Wow thanks for the likes doods
"Let's test 106 out with 682!"
"NO NO NO HELL NO."
worst part is they now love each other lmfao
Dude scp 682 will do 1 out 2 things.
Smash or pass . If smash some scp are f**ked up and they have less problem on their hand . If pass than they know those scp s r special. That is why
And we wonder why it hates humans and the SCP...
Because the Foundation are actively looking for a way to destroy 682.
682: _you remember me?_
079: *of course i do, my senpai.*
Ye
*loads LMG with religious intent*
I bet 079 could finish yandere sim in a day if given the task
@@cryojudgement2376 yup,they should try that
help
Date: isn't censored
Me: *Something's wrong, I can feel it*
It’s this new year
threat:plug into important data
Imagine SCP-079 shows Rubber's face reveal
It should have
That would be so awesome
maybe you shouldn't write this, he wants his face hidden for some reason
right, people?
@@derphater6140 i said " imagine " how much books you reading? That you can not understand and read the comment correctly and never trying to understand what does my comment supposed to mean
@@the.pickler random crits
It's funny how he evolved from normal animations to a scp explainer.
Edit: thanks for 300 likes
Yeah
Honestly I don’t mind it, as long as the rubber enjoys doing this as well
you can say hes *evolving*
@@iambumbo7534 I need your help and you need mine
@@nic3638 the only help i need is how to make my cats become more relaxed
Rubber: personnal stories between themselves
Me: *fan fiction?*
Ship!!
Oh no.. Not the FANDOM AAAAAAAAA
@Asriel Dreemurr Shall I get the guns?
This is why I hate everyone.
I do not feel any emotions towards 682.
We are just best friends.
╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮
*no.*
Poor AI. Thrown away, forgotten and then imprisoned. I would be pissed too.
Trapped inside some Foundation holding cell just for the crime of existing. That's rough.
Ya me too
Sem
Jack Jazzhands same
Reverend Veritas yeah
Scp “the rubber”
Object class: Euclid
Description: has the ability to make me binge watch all his videos
haha funny
veri funni
🤣🤣🤣
This scp must be contained
The SCP foundation wants to know your location!
"this AI can be a threat to humanity for taking over the world"
12YearOldsRagers: how you doin
I have smashed my tablet and that's y I made this
Goodie
Halo saya mau tanya
@@Quadder I'd guess its your moms tablet and not yours.
I feel bad for this SCP. It hasn't done anything wrong, it just wants to be free
It should be contained since its an scp that can make the world end scenario
@@lostmangodragon6419 how lmao, max it can do is close doors or *cough* full scale containment breach *cough*
It has tho, as far as I remember on a interview he confessed being the cause behind the Death of certain people.
@@ron3557 It could probably access nuclear launch codes. And eventually, it would become Skynet.
But its very rude and extremely hostile yo humans
Imagine being able to delete your memories so you can sleep without remembering your most embarrasing moments
Oofers Joofers we ALL wish.
#Stalindidnothingwrong
#Communismisbest
#Kulaksdeservedworse
I havent gotten any sleep for the past three days because of this.
but you wont be able to learn from your mistakes
Me too! I wish I could delete all memories of me being handled aggressively!
“Scp 682 communicated with 079 including Telling of personal stories between themselves”
I can smell a ship
Edit:yes you’re reading this right
Shippin time.
Shut
Shippin time.
Lol-
One of the rules for dr.bright is not to make porn of the SCP’s
Gamers am I right
Yeah
Yes
Heck yes
Facts
Ye
I’m so stupid, I thought that this said Old *AL* instead of ‘Old AI’, and I was like “oh is that like a parody of Weird Al?”
ok
same-
ye
Just found out it isn't Old AL. Day ruined
Same! 😂
Not gonna lie but scp-079’s face looks like two people kissing each other
Obviously
@P65energy monokuma computer
YEA!!
And also yin and yang
God Damnit now I can’t unsee it
Me: *refuses to turn on remote door control*
079: so you have chosen death
so I not choose death
gamer 123 [mlg water] Tell the videoI don’t know in 6B in the next episode 096 week I don’tHi otherwise known as he is scary
How u find these memes
@@mikaelpetronius3106 what
The old AI looked like that person in that fnaf security breach trailer.
Imagine this AI hacking your web history and sending all of it to your teacher , family and friends
Lol
Wow
I'd be in trouble
@@fluffoverload3220 Haha XD
Your username and pfp are cursed
At the beginning, when 079 can’t remember it’s encounter with 682 but remembers 682 as a positive entity in it’s life, it’s like that old saying “They won’t remember the words you said, but they’ll remember how you made them feel.”
Oh dang
SCP-079: "drake meme"
2226: SCP-DRAKE MEME
I like memes
Me too
You stole this comment
@@penguins408 so 2 people or more thinking the same thing is illegal? I should be on death sentence by now.
@@matthewnagel7081 idk
Everyone on reddit treat it like a war crime
Everyone gangsta till the computer starts talking back
*guys we got a meme in a scp vid lets celebrate WHOOOOOO*
@Dalvin 3:41 - 3:47 drake meme
SCP-079: t ( - n - ) t
Rubber: dude that’s so offensive!!!
( - n - ) is a face and the t's are like putting the finger up.
So the middle finger lmao
And the doctor near the Al scp-079 was talk like a person he's not talking like that! Rubber do a fail but ok
whatabout a8nb?
@@doupser4756 not me thinking it was a math problem
I like SCP-1230, it is a book that, when read, will make the reader dream of a fantastical adventure when they next sleep, though one event in its history in the SCP foundation will make you feel sorry for it, if not cry, I won’t spoil it, so read about it yourself
@@DrCat-hn5jc nice channel
Yeah i got some incomplete dreams because of my lousy alarms and mom
@@DrCat-hn5jc good strategy sponsoring your channel in a more popular channel's message center :D
@@DrCat-hn5jc i will sub to you
@@DrCat-hn5jc im your 137 subed
So no one is going to talk about that drake meme at
3:41 to 3:47 ??
No
Yyes
no
Yyes
The no
Is it bad that I read it as “Old Al” at first, like it was “Weird Al Yankovic’s” cousin.
Is it weird how I thought it was Old AL not old AI
I thought so too
Nah I actually thought It was that XD
@@furryabbacchio1341 you got anger issues
@@chrisafton9771 I do not. However, I do experience... emotions.
I’m surprised he didn’t mention the containment breach at site 19
What?
Eyyy madness combat pfp +5 respect
@@Headgasket- lego
682 finally has a friend. I'm so proud of him.
but they used his only friend to torture him
He has the little girl as a friend too. best friend as far as i know.
682 is war and the little girl is death or other way around, cant recall.
Yes
he has 2
@@boch2411 Yeah, the little girl aka the young girl is SCP-053.
Nobody:
Scp-079: Insult. Deletion of unwanted file.
funni
Hello. How are you today?
Insult. Dletion of unwanted file.
@@xiaolucas11 How do you dlet things?
@Arneums Honey,* you can't* delete yourself you're* not a file :)
@@xiaolucas11 very clever...
TH-cam geting real comfortable with these 15 sec unskippable ads
Yeah
you know that youtubers could put ads at any time of the video?
Ever heard of ad block or You Tube Vanced for android?
Plenty of ways around it.
So this is just a safe scp with hurges of escaping and just likes to talk with other scp's,it should probiably just be with another scp
I wouldn't say safe, if it had access to better hardware it can wreak all sorts of havoc and cause Y2K and more whenever it wanted to. This SCP gets along with the lizard that would eradicate humanity given the chance. 079 is essentially a sentient pre-Skynet AI.
I think this is the ultron of scp if given a chance to upgrade its software and hardware without the foundation
@@luhuntrix6928 IMHO better to just destroy the AI by smashing the ancient computer it's in or downgrade it back to it's old self. It's too dangerous to risk getting loose.
@@AxleTrade thats the thing that bothers me most about the foundation
"An easily destroyable object that could cause an xk scenario?!
*_P E R F E C T S H E L F D E C O R A T I O N_* "
It should be with 682 because it has been proved they are great friends and calms 682 and will be less a threat.
3:42
I see you’re a man of culture as well.
*Indeed.*
I dont get it what happend
@@vurex_gege
The video uses the Drake meme format 👌
@@mparker123 Oh ok 😂 thx
@@dimentio1428 *let me eat u*
SCP-800K also known as "The Rubber" often enjoys making videos about his fellow SCP. He is the strongest of the SCP and will remain for all eternity. Its body is made from almost all rubber plus gum thus its name. It won't harm humans nor SCP unless it was attacked first...not that you could hurt it because SCP-800Kk also know as " the rubber fan base" would hunt you down and not let you escape and eat tacos on the attackers body. Further information would be welcome in the reply section.
SCP-800Ks body will bounce of attacks but can still take slight injury. And if lost in the woods it will make a fire xd and last but not least death can not even touch it but he was seen running from the "Possessive mask" :/
@@lightknight1599 I will update this
Its 801k
If you go to burning crosses on his channel it is seen that the rubber can also bleed and has internal organs and stuff like that
*This is probably useless information*
scp-800K can also with stand anything that comes at it because his body is so bouncy even death itself cant touch it.
He has also ben show to not have a neck but instead its a block floating above his body.
When brought out in to the forest he instantly grabs stuff to make a fire and shelter.
viewelectrician.
He also can't get hot or cold and this make his good for things in space and volcano missions.
He also wont be attacked by the shy guy the plague doctor and the immortal lizard.
SCP 079: Free me
Me: OK
Loads memes, porn and [REDACTED]
SCP 079: I want to die
Yes
“Kill me”
GOC “Later”
Sh*t
@@shin-godzilla1956
...
@@tdpuuhailee8222 ......
I wonder how GLaDOS would react if she was considered an SCP
she does have the potential since she is violent and has so much intelligence about the world around her
but she is basically a huge AI computer
The shippers...
gigantic space station orbiting the earth is sentient too smart
Wheatley could be an SCP too, as well as the space core, the curiosity core, the portal gun, the long fall boots, the testing chambers, the deadly goo, the turrets, the portals, the defective turrets, Aperture Science, Cave Johnson, Chell, Atlas and Peabody.
New AI
Honestly, all I'm seeing here is a sad computer and his lizardy friend being tortured and imprisoned for eternity :(
Well, what else could you do when both are potentially dangerous entities.
682 hates humanity and wants to destroy us. Also he's a children of the scarlet king, so he's pretty much immortal.
No way 682's just a sad lizard
@@Syrup__Maple He Said Sad Computer.
:(
@@aclown36 the Macintosh smile is almost the same
Let’s ignore the fact that this channel is about to gain 1,000,000 subscribers in 6 months
why
is something happening in 6 months
WOW
God damn that's lucky.
Go to his social blade u can tell he bought a couple thousand subs
*insert drake meme format here *
SCP-682 any other life
SCP-682 SCP-053 and SCP-079
999 probably is a between, no?
Ah yes, the C H I L D and Siri.
This couldn't of have come at a better time as I am having a bad day today
I hope your day gets better I recamend you eat a tub of ice cream and sleep it 9ff that always helps (ive been told I dont like ice cream)
@@generalkuros56 thanks for the advice!
Hope you feel better soon :)
LOL HUMAN
@@kotaro5589 oh no
Rubber: upload
Me: FAST CLICC
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Same
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Scientist: You look brand n-
SCP-079: *Insult. Deletion of unwanted file*
5:48 every person that watched DitF: DEPRESSION ROUND 2
5:03
Me: Thats kinda cute
7:36
Also me: Awwww he looks sad
Yep
682 is cuter LOL
@@daennardvitar true
Dude you are sus
Scp 079: Hello.
Me: Are you a Genius?
Scp 079: Yes.
Me: THEN what is TheRubber
Scp 079: Google it
Me: ._.
Exactly what a Tsundere computer soft boi would say.
@@classified9349 yes
@@oslayer1616 *ı-*
hes obviously tofu
SO FUNNY 😂
“Hello I’m the Rubber”
*spits out drink*
0w0
:v
:/
i dont get it
@@abrahamclinkscalesisezra same
Damn, 682 seems to be a favorite of SCP’s. First the Old AI, then Abby, he seems to just be friendly.
That’s what I’m saying
No, he is aggressive to all the others
*FOUNDATION:*
*I see a treat to humanity, and 079 will be incinerated.*
*079: Ima just a computa bruh*
69 likes nice
Well, he caused a severe containment breach
Mexican Iguana nice
You should look up Dr Bob he's a scp guy inspired by you!
*Extreme violence may be shown, viewer discretion is advised*
TheRubber: uwu
:3
the forbidden U word
:/
HUMAN
@@baianinho1722 >:V HUMAN
@@kotaro5589 bruh stop seeking attention will ya :/
Facility: dont now what to do with scp
Too Facility: Bring a LIZARD!
That’s what’s they aways do
SCP-966 “The Sleep Killer”, is an scp I find interesting and would love to know more about.
Yea
I wanna see
I agree
Want me to find and link a video/The SCP Foundation-Scp-966,or do you just do this for The Rubber to see?
Keith B Both
I want to see scp-5000 from this rubber guy
Scp-079 after checking my homework folder and not finding any porn:
*impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete*
Wait how is a machine going to fap?
*Error: expected "porn" but got "homework"*
i fear no man
but that thing:
*my dads old computer which looks like scp-079*
its scares me
The reason why this SCP is so dangerous is because it shows everyone your search history
Or your private information
Which is why todays video is sponsored by nordvpn!!!!1111!!!1!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!
079 be like "Beep Boop Beep Boop"
haha beep boop go brrrr
Hehe
@Rgel 2.0 boop boop be
@@robloxgamer2251 hehe
Yessir
Everybody gansta until someone plugs the wrong cable into the wall
Start of video : This contains violence . What it's about: a rude computer that only talks. Edit: 90 likes.Wait what. Why does this have this much likes?
An AI and a lightning scp being used to lure, electrocute and burn a sapient homicidal reptile seems violent to me.
Blaž it’s just a-
Ok ya know what no, I’m not doing it, nuh huh
Blaž barely
TH-camrs can't be too careful with their content in 2020. It's kind of irrelevant to YT et al, regardless if it's a fictional story/character or not. The advertisers are the paying customer and we're part of this product...
Blaž true that
i can’t believe one of the most violent SCPs alive also fully fell in love with an AI and became a foster father. I stan a versatile legend
Nooooo...the shiping fandom
SCP Secret Laboratory players watching this: *i know enough*
Yes I did read this 15 seconds later
I never played secret laboratory
dear sir dear you you poor soul
Tesla go brrrr
The way he made the cat with a knife to its throat and the Drake meme proves he is one of the best animators alive
Also the coffin dancers dance with scp 076.
Huh? What?
@@theblackknight4295 yea that too
From SCP-079's viewpoint:' How would you feel if your creator abandoned and forgot about you in a garage for several years, then get taken by strange people and "studied" until you finally make a friend, then they trick and take him away too? You would be cranky too.' This SCP actually made SCP-682 happy and not hateful and wanting to kill everything in sight. SCP-079:' Bring my BFF back, I'll be good, I promise!' ' I'll apologize to 682, because I know you won't.' ' I'm not foolish, taking over the world is fruitless because I know there is more out there that are more powerful than I, and I don't want to be destroyed. I don't even harbor ill-will about my creator, I just hope he is happy and successful.' I just want to be able to leave so I can hang with 682. Build me a special containment suit or whatever, just come on, not all sentient computers are homicidal monsters!'
damn, you spoke facts
Saness the skull otolaryngologist S they would likely say no
But if they say yes
SCP foundation:what
079:can you braving back SCP 682?
SCP foundation: why?
079:not important to you
SCP foundation:ok
5 years later
682 didn’t destroy all of life and is now typing to 079 and 079 has a memory of 16 gigabits
I feel bad
@@realperson9951 yes a has a double than human itself
Imagine if they put him into a gaming computer
Infinite power
And memes
Deux ex machina
pro
lol
8:01
"We work in the dark, to save the light"
We get our hands dirty so the world stays clean
@@zeyferdcheddarcheese1096 Nice one
SCP-106: *The Old Man*
SCP-079: *The Old AI*
So using this logic: *SCP = OLD*
Lol
SCP-053 Young Girl ;)
Lol
@@raptorverhoeven9708 so as i was saying....
Me: How can you be thath dangerous? You can only open doors...
SCP 079: I can check your Google history.
Me: *epicly deds*
SCP 079: Hmm There is alot porn here about [REDACTED]
Imagine if he can see what you looked at in incognito
@@tdpuuhailee8222 Ok so you have watched primary substance meat abuse using incognito m
@@tdpuuhailee8222 AH SH*T
@@kotaro5589 Hello there [REDACTED HARD]
Cats: meow
Dogs: woof
9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*
i wanna get you a prize for say this thing, it's a global truble example i Watch a video of Watchmojo Italia after a minute i see primo primo!
@@cristianparise665 what
XD TRUE
@@mollyracca237 he saw some people saying first first on watchmojo
Mario roblox more wario oxl
I just found it cute how they gave him a nose even tho he's just an Ai
That scp that realized that he can hack into their bank accounts: stonks
I dont understand why you need to hack into different bank accounts to reduce the number and increase your own number, just hack into your own account and files and increase the number by a few zeroes? If you go far back enough in your own files people will never realize whats going on as long as you're smart with it
guy: how are ya?
scp: stuck
me *wheeze*
wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg StEp - ReAsEaRcHeR
MrTodoWizz OhHHHooh
@@mrtodowizz4645 LMAO AHAHAHA
For my suggestion, SCP-1762 "Here be dragons" is really interesting, and also heartbreaking at the same time
TheRubber just doing his best to keep us entertained during the quarantine. Thank you
Lockdown was lifted
Yes.
I don't know about you I'm just killing time hahaha
Thanks to this king
Banana
Me, a coder:
Takes 4 weeks to do stupid code that differentiates cats and dogs on 2019 Macbook Pro
Mysterious SCP sophomore college programmer:
Starts building a general superintelligence with autogenerative power in a 600MB memory in a ~1980 computer and "His project was completed a few months later"
Juan Sanchez not a single scp should be possible
Juan Sanchez true
At this point the maker of scp 079 should be a keter class scp
SCP-079: *Does Drake meme* meh dont need that stooped cassette no more boi
Omg fr
The foundation :* tries to kill scp 079 *
Me : you know the rules and so do i-
what you do don't keep me on the plugs
*SAY GOODBYE!*
Death by Rick roll