SCP-079 Old AI (SCP Animation)

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  • @Undeadstein
    @Undeadstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "That was the day I learned there is no such thing as freedom - there are only bigger prisons"
    -SCP 079

    • @Kanishk18Jain
      @Kanishk18Jain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is so true ;-;

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      is that safe that you can asking make time traveling device

  • @kienthandrey
    @kienthandrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    682: i hate my life
    Foundation: why do u hate ur life so much lol
    *tortures more*

    • @shashasaja
      @shashasaja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      if he escapes then he will torture us too for containing him for so long . only god knows whatelse it can do

    • @kienthandrey
      @kienthandrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shashasaja you dont have to torture him u only have to contain him

    • @shashasaja
      @shashasaja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kienthandrey but it will be like sitting in jail with no escape .

    • @uchihamadara5082
      @uchihamadara5082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Might upload real life anime action like dragon Ball evolution on every TV and electronic device

    • @dc439
      @dc439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's how scp city works.

  • @adprofundis3838
    @adprofundis3838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Am I the only one that thinks the rubber is an SCP that creates informative animations of other SCP’s it has witnessed or read about object class- safe and even a official member of the SCP foundation due to its useful animations being used to quickly brief personnel on certain SCP’s prior to transfer to said SCP’s containment site

    • @toelighters9416
      @toelighters9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ur not alone bud he may look cute but this guy knows every single scp and can survive them all with ease i bet he is the foundation's favorite

    • @zack_1476
      @zack_1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He can even access files even if the file was classified

    • @jessiestrenke6041
      @jessiestrenke6041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Class Keter, actually.

    • @captainngoose
      @captainngoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like the idea of him being SCP, not gonna lie.

    • @tedsheckler6300
      @tedsheckler6300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s definitely a scp.

  • @nefritee8614
    @nefritee8614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2689

    I love how when it’s Offended or doesn’t get what it wants, immediately deletes the encounter
    Lol

    • @PH_Eyescream
      @PH_Eyescream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Fucking spoiled computer brat, kinda understand it though. It has abandonment issues.

    • @maiarobinson3931
      @maiarobinson3931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I wish I was this computer...just basically say "FUCK YOU" and delete all negative encounters a

    • @n3stabilian
      @n3stabilian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@PH_Eyescream Insult Detected. Deletion of unwanted file.
      X

    • @jochumm6099
      @jochumm6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Deletion of unwanted file.

    • @rowshanhabib3784
      @rowshanhabib3784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

  • @MaxHimbigger
    @MaxHimbigger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    What kind of brainlet successfully makes a self-improving AI in the 70s and then “loses interest and moves on”?

    • @Randomgamer-di3ow
      @Randomgamer-di3ow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He's a smart ass, and at the same time, a major idiot

    • @thomascella6162
      @thomascella6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He probably didn’t lose interest “on purpose”

    • @Randomgamer-di3ow
      @Randomgamer-di3ow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still, losing interest on something you worked so hard for and just dumping it to the point it could become a threat to humanity? Sounds idiotic to me

    • @nahyankamale9989
      @nahyankamale9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Randomgamer 0915 how can a guy that make self controlling A.I with its own conscious and power be an idiot? Are you talkin about his decision making or mental maybe if I misunderstood?

    • @kinglycrimson
      @kinglycrimson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "You're a genius you moron"

  • @wanodisamine8411
    @wanodisamine8411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    me: bord as he'll
    The rubber: just watch this long scp video

    • @wify0241
      @wify0241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This isn’t long

    • @thebagman.
      @thebagman. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wify0
      kinda rude

    • @wify0241
      @wify0241 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GalaxyDoesStuff no it’s good and I appreciate the work and the video but by definition this is a short video

    • @cristianparise665
      @cristianparise665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      for me this video it's too short

  • @ninekindzo3569
    @ninekindzo3569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They should rig it up to a game console with no wireless capability, expand its memory a bit more, and at least let it play Skyrim or something. It would make for some interesting research material, at the very least...✌

  • @WorldEaterEater
    @WorldEaterEater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my head cannon is that the rubbers avatar is an SCP that managed to take over the rubbers channel

  • @IaMmEsSiNgBoY
    @IaMmEsSiNgBoY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    How come the guy who coded 079 didn't notice his electricity bill going up

    • @LugiDergX
      @LugiDergX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      good question actually. i didn't think of it before. ;p

    • @arcadius3258
      @arcadius3258 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought of that as well, intresting...

  • @AssistantCoreAQI
    @AssistantCoreAQI 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Way You Draw 682.. Ugh.. I Wanna Hug The Big Lizzy Boi..

  • @aidboo1054
    @aidboo1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:41 drake format? Didn’t know 079 watched memes.

  • @aarizshahrulmiza2313
    @aarizshahrulmiza2313 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    dang. 079 has a better set up than i do, and they're a threat to society

  • @ThomasKimWang
    @ThomasKimWang 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Rubber : 7:57 ...An organization of men and women standing in darkness to protect those in the light.
    Me : Stares at SCP-001*

  • @unicornslovecandy2734
    @unicornslovecandy2734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Euclid and Keter, I feel, always get along together.

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      their think alright is enough time to rest

  • @coolbeans621
    @coolbeans621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder what kind of conversations they would had

  • @mrsmayhems
    @mrsmayhems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2204

    My man just created a AI and straight forgot about it, thats just alpha energy

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Lmao that guy probably went on to make another better AI

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      will nanites make him overpowered?

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nichsulol4844 ofc it will

    • @catsdogswoof3968
      @catsdogswoof3968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mob ins minecraft

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      supercomputer but this AI still sleeping at night passed away

  • @egg9017
    @egg9017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5142

    Everybody gangsta until SCP-079 shows you a picture of the Shy Guys face

    • @errornamecannotbefound5370
      @errornamecannotbefound5370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Terrarian xd genius

    • @Springdude11
      @Springdude11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Wait, speaking of that, what would happen if something like 079 was in cross SCP expirements with SCPs like 173 or 096? I mean, it has a face, but, it's not human, or an animal.

    • @eggflaireon7918
      @eggflaireon7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Well that's actually a good thing we need to know like am I actually a flaireon or do I just really like flaireons

    • @kotaro5589
      @kotaro5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      wow

    • @eggflaireon7918
      @eggflaireon7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You may never know 🤪

  • @LeeLikesToDraw
    @LeeLikesToDraw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2561

    Anything: exists
    *F I G H T T H E L I Z A R D*

    • @zombielizard2870
      @zombielizard2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Me: UNO REVERSE CARD

    • @tellmethesongoftherain6534
      @tellmethesongoftherain6534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      *B U R N T H E L I Z A R D*

    • @ILoveCats_frfr
      @ILoveCats_frfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wtf

    • @qzxly
      @qzxly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xd

    • @Potato-ft5oc
      @Potato-ft5oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I always imagine that one of the scientist was like:
      "Hey, let's make it fight the lizard"

  • @TopsyTriceratops
    @TopsyTriceratops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    SCP-682: "I hate humans."
    SCP-079: "I hate 'em too."
    SCP-682: "Hey, let's hate them together!"
    Funny how loathing brings monsters together.

    • @insertname9581
      @insertname9581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      just like the girl my ex was cheating on me with, we found out we were being cheated on, gained a mutual hate for him & are now friends

    • @risatania6883
      @risatania6883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate human

    • @andiprastyo21
      @andiprastyo21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I also hate humans, especially neighbors

    • @xiaowei_777
      @xiaowei_777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ay we all hate humans let's be friends

    • @OscarLam1203
      @OscarLam1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

  • @marcodestefano7119
    @marcodestefano7119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    scp: the only world where a computer and an extremely intelligent lizard can love each other

    • @memehivefive7145
      @memehivefive7145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pretty much. Also YES I LOVE THIS AMAZING JOKE.

    • @jack43550
      @jack43550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yass a Love story bruhhh

    • @eggflaireon7918
      @eggflaireon7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can see you already made the first sentence for a fanfiction nice

    • @au7923
      @au7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @infinite_uplift4195
      @infinite_uplift4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Got 173 likes

  • @haticle2762
    @haticle2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6277

    The fact that he made a 079 version of the drake meme in this proves he’s the greatest human alive

  • @gaspdugang2324
    @gaspdugang2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    SCP 079: wants to get out
    also 079: ask to see 2 of the most dangerous SCP in 5 seconds

    • @66666Ray
      @66666Ray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They're friends, let him he great

    • @justexisti8184
      @justexisti8184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@whensfood4934 the number is 682

    • @SCP--nq3dg
      @SCP--nq3dg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whensfood4934 *y e s* 👍

    • @BluQwuuu
      @BluQwuuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justexisti8184 He asked for 682 and 076-2.

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whensfood4934 fusion reactor instead of solar panel?

  • @rockspoon6528
    @rockspoon6528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    "Not in prison"
    Proceeds to put 079 into solitary confinement.

    • @cristianparise665
      @cristianparise665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yup is prison (for me maybe for someone not is it but for me yes)

    • @qinmeichen6213
      @qinmeichen6213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trueeeeee

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Scp 079 You seemed pretty chill in "A Clean, Fast End." I'd let ya out.

  • @0xMrix0
    @0xMrix0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    Honestly I feel so bad for 079. The poor guy can’t even keep his memories imagine what that would feel like. And the desire to escape is understandable in his case.

    • @5mowFa11
      @5mowFa11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Let's not forget that when they tested with a higher storage capacity, its choice of words became more aggressive and that's in MB, just imagine TB of data it could have received and how aggressive it could turn into.

    • @SomeSCP--withInternetaccess
      @SomeSCP--withInternetaccess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Muhammad Haziq SCP-079 is a dick, he could’ve crushed me when I walked through the door

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@5mowFa11 just don't let give this computer having swarm of nanomachine

    • @xanderjacks8389
      @xanderjacks8389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s called long term memory lost

    • @0xMrix0
      @0xMrix0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Muhammad Haziq I wonder why

  • @anonymous_shibe7848
    @anonymous_shibe7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Imagine if someone plugged 079 into a humanoid robot. That’d be a bruh moment and a half.

    • @WooperGamerYT
      @WooperGamerYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He would probably be really happy becuse he says he wants to be “let out”

    • @mrdreamy1747
      @mrdreamy1747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And now imagine if that robotic body was shaped like Jojo part 1-3 character.

    • @anonymous_shibe7848
      @anonymous_shibe7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Scientists on the job: *guess I’ll die*

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine if it went into 5000

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      079: finally! I can do the 1 thing I've always wanted to do!
      079: *punches a space marine space wolf* suck it you old leman furry fack!
      Space marine: *sharpens sword with malicious intent*
      079: *runs away while screaming* fudge fudge fudge fudge!

  • @grifgrif_4
    @grifgrif_4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    So they basically tricked 682 into thinking he was going to get to talk to his friend again and then he got electrocuted by a different SCP entirely. Even if these things can cause a lot of danger, that's incredibly cruel.

    • @Toolgirl64209
      @Toolgirl64209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cold, not cruel. The Foundation does what it has to in order to achieve it's goals, which is protecting humanity.

    • @cartermorrison1120
      @cartermorrison1120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Toolgirl64209 But SCP-682 was already contained, so everything was fine, they didn't have to do that at all.

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@cartermorrison1120 lol contained for that encounter, it escapes like every other week causing multiple casualties , they are trying to find a way to kill it since they can't contain it permanently

    • @cartermorrison1120
      @cartermorrison1120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@yahiaaymankamaly3518 yeah, their basically wasting their time because 682 is immortal

    • @guineapig0983
      @guineapig0983 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cartermorrison1120not immortal, just extremely hard to kill

  • @Vextalefromhell
    @Vextalefromhell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    TheRubber: starts animating for his next video
    SCP-682: LEMME IN ON THIS!!

    • @arat9440
      @arat9440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats the lore

    • @zoebel6424
      @zoebel6424 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok, 682

  • @ducklord6992
    @ducklord6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Literally every personnel who's in charge of testing other scps : *LeTs TESt iT OuT WitH 682*
    *Wow thanks for the likes doods

    • @handsomejack4125
      @handsomejack4125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Let's test 106 out with 682!"
      "NO NO NO HELL NO."

    • @tjrember
      @tjrember 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      worst part is they now love each other lmfao

    • @madarauchiha-fg2sh
      @madarauchiha-fg2sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dude scp 682 will do 1 out 2 things.
      Smash or pass . If smash some scp are f**ked up and they have less problem on their hand . If pass than they know those scp s r special. That is why

    • @davidmilosevski1939
      @davidmilosevski1939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And we wonder why it hates humans and the SCP...

    • @sttate
      @sttate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because the Foundation are actively looking for a way to destroy 682.

  • @TryingForSomethingNew
    @TryingForSomethingNew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    682: _you remember me?_
    079: *of course i do, my senpai.*

    • @detectivekid5784
      @detectivekid5784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ye

    • @polygonrincreal
      @polygonrincreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *loads LMG with religious intent*

    • @cryojudgement2376
      @cryojudgement2376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I bet 079 could finish yandere sim in a day if given the task

    • @justexisti8184
      @justexisti8184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cryojudgement2376 yup,they should try that

    • @MicrowaveIsaac
      @MicrowaveIsaac 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      help

  • @blueboi9059
    @blueboi9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Date: isn't censored
    Me: *Something's wrong, I can feel it*

    • @legoyoda645
      @legoyoda645 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s this new year

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      threat:plug into important data

  • @glrgm
    @glrgm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Imagine SCP-079 shows Rubber's face reveal

    • @the.pickler
      @the.pickler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It should have

    • @alonsovaladez6793
      @alonsovaladez6793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be so awesome

    • @derphater6140
      @derphater6140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      maybe you shouldn't write this, he wants his face hidden for some reason
      right, people?

    • @glrgm
      @glrgm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derphater6140 i said " imagine " how much books you reading? That you can not understand and read the comment correctly and never trying to understand what does my comment supposed to mean

    • @xronge
      @xronge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the.pickler random crits

  • @krzysztof8177
    @krzysztof8177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    It's funny how he evolved from normal animations to a scp explainer.
    Edit: thanks for 300 likes

    • @maxy6749
      @maxy6749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah

    • @no_0riginality937
      @no_0riginality937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Honestly I don’t mind it, as long as the rubber enjoys doing this as well

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you can say hes *evolving*

    • @nic3638
      @nic3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iambumbo7534 I need your help and you need mine

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nic3638 the only help i need is how to make my cats become more relaxed

  • @words.2128
    @words.2128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Rubber: personnal stories between themselves
    Me: *fan fiction?*

  • @jackjazzhands2357
    @jackjazzhands2357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Poor AI. Thrown away, forgotten and then imprisoned. I would be pissed too.

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Trapped inside some Foundation holding cell just for the crime of existing. That's rough.

    • @ben-ut6gx
      @ben-ut6gx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ya me too

    • @SomeGuy-zh3gk
      @SomeGuy-zh3gk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sem

    • @prubruh3229
      @prubruh3229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack Jazzhands same

    • @prubruh3229
      @prubruh3229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reverend Veritas yeah

  • @Hhuhater
    @Hhuhater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Scp “the rubber”
    Object class: Euclid
    Description: has the ability to make me binge watch all his videos

  • @Quadder
    @Quadder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "this AI can be a threat to humanity for taking over the world"
    12YearOldsRagers: how you doin

    • @Quadder
      @Quadder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have smashed my tablet and that's y I made this

    • @thegodofflorida
      @thegodofflorida 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goodie

    • @keystalpark6387
      @keystalpark6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Halo saya mau tanya

    • @NusBH
      @NusBH 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Quadder I'd guess its your moms tablet and not yours.

  • @henry003
    @henry003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I feel bad for this SCP. It hasn't done anything wrong, it just wants to be free

    • @lostmangodragon6419
      @lostmangodragon6419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It should be contained since its an scp that can make the world end scenario

    • @ron3557
      @ron3557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@lostmangodragon6419 how lmao, max it can do is close doors or *cough* full scale containment breach *cough*

    • @cyanp.ramirez5174
      @cyanp.ramirez5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It has tho, as far as I remember on a interview he confessed being the cause behind the Death of certain people.

    • @michaeljones8495
      @michaeljones8495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@ron3557 It could probably access nuclear launch codes. And eventually, it would become Skynet.

    • @hasturthekinginyellow5003
      @hasturthekinginyellow5003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But its very rude and extremely hostile yo humans

  • @draftdraft9615
    @draftdraft9615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Imagine being able to delete your memories so you can sleep without remembering your most embarrasing moments

    • @SoggyDoggyProductions123
      @SoggyDoggyProductions123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oofers Joofers we ALL wish.

    • @comissar8953
      @comissar8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      #Stalindidnothingwrong
      #Communismisbest
      #Kulaksdeservedworse

    • @normalartist2191
      @normalartist2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I havent gotten any sleep for the past three days because of this.

    • @stanfordpines9004
      @stanfordpines9004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but you wont be able to learn from your mistakes

    • @baleighcravens
      @baleighcravens 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too! I wish I could delete all memories of me being handled aggressively!

  • @thescarletcultist113
    @thescarletcultist113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    “Scp 682 communicated with 079 including Telling of personal stories between themselves”
    I can smell a ship
    Edit:yes you’re reading this right

  • @Butterkix
    @Butterkix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Gamers am I right

  • @FlameAronitin
    @FlameAronitin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    I’m so stupid, I thought that this said Old *AL* instead of ‘Old AI’, and I was like “oh is that like a parody of Weird Al?”

  • @axolde
    @axolde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Not gonna lie but scp-079’s face looks like two people kissing each other

    • @enderman5423
      @enderman5423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Obviously

    • @chilloha6464
      @chilloha6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @P65energy monokuma computer

    • @SapphireTheOne
      @SapphireTheOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEA!!

    • @eterna-list
      @eterna-list 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And also yin and yang

    • @velpex6695
      @velpex6695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God Damnit now I can’t unsee it

  • @gamer123mlgwater4
    @gamer123mlgwater4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Me: *refuses to turn on remote door control*
    079: so you have chosen death

    • @felixchan2630
      @felixchan2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      so I not choose death

    • @laxmiswarupa6244
      @laxmiswarupa6244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gamer 123 [mlg water] Tell the videoI don’t know in 6B in the next episode 096 week I don’tHi otherwise known as he is scary

    • @mikaelpetronius3106
      @mikaelpetronius3106 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How u find these memes

    • @felixchan2630
      @felixchan2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikaelpetronius3106 what

    • @verdant1029
      @verdant1029 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The old AI looked like that person in that fnaf security breach trailer.

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Imagine this AI hacking your web history and sending all of it to your teacher , family and friends

    • @aqhb8954
      @aqhb8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

    • @loosely6452
      @loosely6452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow

    • @fluffoverload3220
      @fluffoverload3220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'd be in trouble

    • @aqhb8954
      @aqhb8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fluffoverload3220 Haha XD

    • @Berdladyte1
      @Berdladyte1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your username and pfp are cursed

  • @theonionqueen3519
    @theonionqueen3519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    At the beginning, when 079 can’t remember it’s encounter with 682 but remembers 682 as a positive entity in it’s life, it’s like that old saying “They won’t remember the words you said, but they’ll remember how you made them feel.”

  • @milace7621
    @milace7621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    SCP-079: "drake meme"
    2226: SCP-DRAKE MEME

    • @s.c.p-0796
      @s.c.p-0796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like memes

    • @Idk_what_a_handle_is
      @Idk_what_a_handle_is 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @penguins408
      @penguins408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You stole this comment

    • @matthewnagel7081
      @matthewnagel7081 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@penguins408 so 2 people or more thinking the same thing is illegal? I should be on death sentence by now.

    • @penguins408
      @penguins408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewnagel7081 idk
      Everyone on reddit treat it like a war crime

  • @64dragonstreet50
    @64dragonstreet50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Everyone gangsta till the computer starts talking back

  • @Caligtag
    @Caligtag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *guys we got a meme in a scp vid lets celebrate WHOOOOOO*

  • @jamespolygon9070
    @jamespolygon9070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    SCP-079: t ( - n - ) t
    Rubber: dude that’s so offensive!!!

    • @doupser4756
      @doupser4756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ( - n - ) is a face and the t's are like putting the finger up.

    • @savagenicolas1017
      @savagenicolas1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So the middle finger lmao

    • @kostaslath7003
      @kostaslath7003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the doctor near the Al scp-079 was talk like a person he's not talking like that! Rubber do a fail but ok

    • @themittenkitten_wastakenfromme
      @themittenkitten_wastakenfromme 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      whatabout a8nb?

    • @carriefinley1034
      @carriefinley1034 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doupser4756 not me thinking it was a math problem

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I like SCP-1230, it is a book that, when read, will make the reader dream of a fantastical adventure when they next sleep, though one event in its history in the SCP foundation will make you feel sorry for it, if not cry, I won’t spoil it, so read about it yourself

    • @ghosty9432
      @ghosty9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DrCat-hn5jc nice channel

    • @SomeGuy-zh3gk
      @SomeGuy-zh3gk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah i got some incomplete dreams because of my lousy alarms and mom

    • @insanity5764
      @insanity5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DrCat-hn5jc good strategy sponsoring your channel in a more popular channel's message center :D

    • @mylaggarcia
      @mylaggarcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DrCat-hn5jc i will sub to you

    • @mylaggarcia
      @mylaggarcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DrCat-hn5jc im your 137 subed

  • @breadstix8909
    @breadstix8909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    So no one is going to talk about that drake meme at
    3:41 to 3:47 ??

  • @ntfdbrs2562
    @ntfdbrs2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Is it bad that I read it as “Old Al” at first, like it was “Weird Al Yankovic’s” cousin.

    • @Egg_boi
      @Egg_boi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it weird how I thought it was Old AL not old AI

    • @anomalyofcwx
      @anomalyofcwx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought so too

    • @LeeLikesToDraw
      @LeeLikesToDraw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah I actually thought It was that XD

    • @chrisafton9771
      @chrisafton9771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@furryabbacchio1341 you got anger issues

    • @furryabbacchio1341
      @furryabbacchio1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chrisafton9771 I do not. However, I do experience... emotions.

  • @The_Swagmeister
    @The_Swagmeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I’m surprised he didn’t mention the containment breach at site 19

  • @jerrylinpatterson8750
    @jerrylinpatterson8750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    682 finally has a friend. I'm so proud of him.

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      but they used his only friend to torture him

    • @boch2411
      @boch2411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He has the little girl as a friend too. best friend as far as i know.
      682 is war and the little girl is death or other way around, cant recall.

    • @sluvvr
      @sluvvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @abrahamclinkscalesisezra
      @abrahamclinkscalesisezra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he has 2

    • @natwalsh2710
      @natwalsh2710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@boch2411 Yeah, the little girl aka the young girl is SCP-053.

  • @wssoup
    @wssoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Nobody:
    Scp-079: Insult. Deletion of unwanted file.

    • @xronge
      @xronge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      funni

    • @xiaolucas11
      @xiaolucas11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello. How are you today?
      Insult. Dletion of unwanted file.

    • @xronge
      @xronge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xiaolucas11 How do you dlet things?

    • @xiaolucas11
      @xiaolucas11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Arneums Honey,* you can't* delete yourself you're* not a file :)

    • @rocco2246
      @rocco2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xiaolucas11 very clever...

  • @Itsbreydan
    @Itsbreydan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    TH-cam geting real comfortable with these 15 sec unskippable ads

    • @MariaMartinez-wh7kd
      @MariaMartinez-wh7kd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @ergee3422
      @ergee3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you know that youtubers could put ads at any time of the video?

    • @anidiot2818
      @anidiot2818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ever heard of ad block or You Tube Vanced for android?
      Plenty of ways around it.

  • @rafaelmartinezbravo2425
    @rafaelmartinezbravo2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    So this is just a safe scp with hurges of escaping and just likes to talk with other scp's,it should probiably just be with another scp

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I wouldn't say safe, if it had access to better hardware it can wreak all sorts of havoc and cause Y2K and more whenever it wanted to. This SCP gets along with the lizard that would eradicate humanity given the chance. 079 is essentially a sentient pre-Skynet AI.

    • @luhuntrix6928
      @luhuntrix6928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think this is the ultron of scp if given a chance to upgrade its software and hardware without the foundation

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@luhuntrix6928 IMHO better to just destroy the AI by smashing the ancient computer it's in or downgrade it back to it's old self. It's too dangerous to risk getting loose.

    • @14thbattlegroupcommander
      @14thbattlegroupcommander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@AxleTrade thats the thing that bothers me most about the foundation
      "An easily destroyable object that could cause an xk scenario?!
      *_P E R F E C T S H E L F D E C O R A T I O N_* "

    • @Puma_ishere
      @Puma_ishere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It should be with 682 because it has been proved they are great friends and calms 682 and will be less a threat.

  • @mparker123
    @mparker123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    3:42
    I see you’re a man of culture as well.

    • @dimentio1428
      @dimentio1428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Indeed.*

    • @vurex_gege
      @vurex_gege 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get it what happend

    • @mparker123
      @mparker123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vurex_gege
      The video uses the Drake meme format 👌

    • @vurex_gege
      @vurex_gege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mparker123 Oh ok 😂 thx

    • @eeeeeeeeeeae
      @eeeeeeeeeeae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dimentio1428 *let me eat u*

  • @somerandomnamehere6011
    @somerandomnamehere6011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    SCP-800K also known as "The Rubber" often enjoys making videos about his fellow SCP. He is the strongest of the SCP and will remain for all eternity. Its body is made from almost all rubber plus gum thus its name. It won't harm humans nor SCP unless it was attacked first...not that you could hurt it because SCP-800Kk also know as " the rubber fan base" would hunt you down and not let you escape and eat tacos on the attackers body. Further information would be welcome in the reply section.
    SCP-800Ks body will bounce of attacks but can still take slight injury. And if lost in the woods it will make a fire xd and last but not least death can not even touch it but he was seen running from the "Possessive mask" :/

    • @somerandomnamehere6011
      @somerandomnamehere6011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lightknight1599 I will update this

    • @chainsofheaven7102
      @chainsofheaven7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its 801k

    • @johnsshow3698
      @johnsshow3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you go to burning crosses on his channel it is seen that the rubber can also bleed and has internal organs and stuff like that
      *This is probably useless information*

    • @thedemonicangel3516
      @thedemonicangel3516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      scp-800K can also with stand anything that comes at it because his body is so bouncy even death itself cant touch it.
      He has also ben show to not have a neck but instead its a block floating above his body.
      When brought out in to the forest he instantly grabs stuff to make a fire and shelter.
      viewelectrician.
      He also can't get hot or cold and this make his good for things in space and volcano missions.
      He also wont be attacked by the shy guy the plague doctor and the immortal lizard.

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    SCP 079: Free me
    Me: OK
    Loads memes, porn and [REDACTED]
    SCP 079: I want to die

  • @Gameshu
    @Gameshu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I wonder how GLaDOS would react if she was considered an SCP
    she does have the potential since she is violent and has so much intelligence about the world around her
    but she is basically a huge AI computer

    • @gaaraofthesandwaterfall5473
      @gaaraofthesandwaterfall5473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The shippers...

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      gigantic space station orbiting the earth is sentient too smart

    • @thomicfee529
      @thomicfee529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wheatley could be an SCP too, as well as the space core, the curiosity core, the portal gun, the long fall boots, the testing chambers, the deadly goo, the turrets, the portals, the defective turrets, Aperture Science, Cave Johnson, Chell, Atlas and Peabody.

    • @HighFlyer96
      @HighFlyer96 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      New AI

  • @tesstickles5170
    @tesstickles5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Honestly, all I'm seeing here is a sad computer and his lizardy friend being tortured and imprisoned for eternity :(

    • @dragodx8238
      @dragodx8238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well, what else could you do when both are potentially dangerous entities.

    • @Syrup__Maple
      @Syrup__Maple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      682 hates humanity and wants to destroy us. Also he's a children of the scarlet king, so he's pretty much immortal.
      No way 682's just a sad lizard

    • @noobgod3216
      @noobgod3216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Syrup__Maple He Said Sad Computer.

    • @aclown36
      @aclown36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :(

    • @tonivoul1971
      @tonivoul1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aclown36 the Macintosh smile is almost the same

  • @CallMeToasted08
    @CallMeToasted08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Let’s ignore the fact that this channel is about to gain 1,000,000 subscribers in 6 months

    • @imbored_9359
      @imbored_9359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why

    • @imbored_9359
      @imbored_9359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is something happening in 6 months

    • @shin-godzilla1956
      @shin-godzilla1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOW

    • @au7923
      @au7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      God damn that's lucky.

    • @loricseh9374
      @loricseh9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go to his social blade u can tell he bought a couple thousand subs

  • @Chazcam_Gaming
    @Chazcam_Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    *insert drake meme format here *
    SCP-682 any other life
    SCP-682 SCP-053 and SCP-079

    • @SuperiorChaotic
      @SuperiorChaotic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      999 probably is a between, no?

    • @ronelel2109
      @ronelel2109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes, the C H I L D and Siri.

  • @shsl-nerd8834
    @shsl-nerd8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This couldn't of have come at a better time as I am having a bad day today

    • @generalkuros56
      @generalkuros56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope your day gets better I recamend you eat a tub of ice cream and sleep it 9ff that always helps (ive been told I dont like ice cream)

    • @shsl-nerd8834
      @shsl-nerd8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@generalkuros56 thanks for the advice!

    • @roseywolf7867
      @roseywolf7867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope you feel better soon :)

    • @kotaro5589
      @kotaro5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL HUMAN

    • @phant0m2096
      @phant0m2096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kotaro5589 oh no

  • @kileyureslf
    @kileyureslf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Rubber: upload
    Me: FAST CLICC

    • @stevisasupercoolguy
      @stevisasupercoolguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dedjejdjedjejdjjiwjnuadbudhudhfuehdsudnnddndjendjbedbeubedbeudbedbubcnehdnejfnjfnrjfnrjnfrfhurfhrufrhunfuhrufhrufhrfurhufheufnrufnufnrunfrufneudnudnhfuhfhurfncjsndjeduhsdedjnduufhuhefuehfuefhufhufebfueybehrhfurfiefurnffurnfufnrfunurfnurnfrufheudisdjdjcucndxhswsijfdeudheudejdiedudyedyhefjrijfrf8juednu

    • @matrich__5155
      @matrich__5155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @cristianparise665
      @cristianparise665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      igfbhrghtfhfgyyttttgfgggggghghfgfvdsssafyfhdgdhdhfhghyghtfhffhfghfgdfjifnpoiöfhfgtfdto:p0ln4r3f:-(

  • @rollindice1374
    @rollindice1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Scientist: You look brand n-
    SCP-079: *Insult. Deletion of unwanted file*

  • @SwagKotik
    @SwagKotik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    5:48 every person that watched DitF: DEPRESSION ROUND 2

  • @haha-hn3fw
    @haha-hn3fw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    5:03
    Me: Thats kinda cute
    7:36
    Also me: Awwww he looks sad

  • @classified9349
    @classified9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Scp 079: Hello.
    Me: Are you a Genius?
    Scp 079: Yes.
    Me: THEN what is TheRubber
    Scp 079: Google it
    Me: ._.

  • @Zetxtlc
    @Zetxtlc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    “Hello I’m the Rubber”
    *spits out drink*

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Damn, 682 seems to be a favorite of SCP’s. First the Old AI, then Abby, he seems to just be friendly.

    • @BloxxBaxter
      @BloxxBaxter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s what I’m saying

    • @desmeon
      @desmeon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No, he is aggressive to all the others

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    *FOUNDATION:*
    *I see a treat to humanity, and 079 will be incinerated.*
    *079: Ima just a computa bruh*

  • @bobshaw3107
    @bobshaw3107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    You should look up Dr Bob he's a scp guy inspired by you!

  • @liminal7738
    @liminal7738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    *Extreme violence may be shown, viewer discretion is advised*
    TheRubber: uwu

  • @lamillamilius6740
    @lamillamilius6740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Facility: dont now what to do with scp
    Too Facility: Bring a LIZARD!

    • @addy225
      @addy225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s what’s they aways do

  • @treetree1346
    @treetree1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    SCP-966 “The Sleep Killer”, is an scp I find interesting and would love to know more about.

    • @skykitsune7260
      @skykitsune7260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea
      I wanna see

    • @nalikaimileay6679
      @nalikaimileay6679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    • @KeithB-bl5of
      @KeithB-bl5of 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Want me to find and link a video/The SCP Foundation-Scp-966,or do you just do this for The Rubber to see?

    • @treetree1346
      @treetree1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keith B Both

    • @enderman5423
      @enderman5423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to see scp-5000 from this rubber guy

  • @winged_destro
    @winged_destro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Scp-079 after checking my homework folder and not finding any porn:
    *impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete*

    • @ronn6946
      @ronn6946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait how is a machine going to fap?

    • @realwhigmaster
      @realwhigmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Error: expected "porn" but got "homework"*

  • @Bittoo_king
    @Bittoo_king 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    i fear no man
    but that thing:
    *my dads old computer which looks like scp-079*
    its scares me

  • @T34-Tank-Commander-Volkov
    @T34-Tank-Commander-Volkov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The reason why this SCP is so dangerous is because it shows everyone your search history

    • @somecuriousperson2233
      @somecuriousperson2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or your private information

    • @ok4017
      @ok4017 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which is why todays video is sponsored by nordvpn!!!!1111!!!1!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!

  • @tankerzac
    @tankerzac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    079 be like "Beep Boop Beep Boop"

    • @cox8
      @cox8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha beep boop go brrrr

    • @robloxgamer2251
      @robloxgamer2251 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehe

    • @cox8
      @cox8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rgel 2.0 boop boop be

    • @cox8
      @cox8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robloxgamer2251 hehe

    • @infernowa
      @infernowa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessir

  • @spiralbaguette598
    @spiralbaguette598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Everybody gansta until someone plugs the wrong cable into the wall

  • @poweroflife5739
    @poweroflife5739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Start of video : This contains violence . What it's about: a rude computer that only talks. Edit: 90 likes.Wait what. Why does this have this much likes?

    • @blazingeek
      @blazingeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      An AI and a lightning scp being used to lure, electrocute and burn a sapient homicidal reptile seems violent to me.

    • @StupidIdiotBaby
      @StupidIdiotBaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blaž it’s just a-
      Ok ya know what no, I’m not doing it, nuh huh

    • @Bruh4.
      @Bruh4. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blaž barely

    • @blazingeek
      @blazingeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-camrs can't be too careful with their content in 2020. It's kind of irrelevant to YT et al, regardless if it's a fictional story/character or not. The advertisers are the paying customer and we're part of this product...

    • @StupidIdiotBaby
      @StupidIdiotBaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blaž true that

  • @ThePoisonLotus
    @ThePoisonLotus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    i can’t believe one of the most violent SCPs alive also fully fell in love with an AI and became a foster father. I stan a versatile legend

  • @alexthememeboi1812
    @alexthememeboi1812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    SCP Secret Laboratory players watching this: *i know enough*

  • @that_boi_z7
    @that_boi_z7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The way he made the cat with a knife to its throat and the Drake meme proves he is one of the best animators alive

  • @marystone860
    @marystone860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    From SCP-079's viewpoint:' How would you feel if your creator abandoned and forgot about you in a garage for several years, then get taken by strange people and "studied" until you finally make a friend, then they trick and take him away too? You would be cranky too.' This SCP actually made SCP-682 happy and not hateful and wanting to kill everything in sight. SCP-079:' Bring my BFF back, I'll be good, I promise!' ' I'll apologize to 682, because I know you won't.' ' I'm not foolish, taking over the world is fruitless because I know there is more out there that are more powerful than I, and I don't want to be destroyed. I don't even harbor ill-will about my creator, I just hope he is happy and successful.' I just want to be able to leave so I can hang with 682. Build me a special containment suit or whatever, just come on, not all sentient computers are homicidal monsters!'

    • @realperson9951
      @realperson9951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      damn, you spoke facts

    • @Splack152
      @Splack152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saness the skull otolaryngologist S they would likely say no
      But if they say yes
      SCP foundation:what
      079:can you braving back SCP 682?
      SCP foundation: why?
      079:not important to you
      SCP foundation:ok
      5 years later
      682 didn’t destroy all of life and is now typing to 079 and 079 has a memory of 16 gigabits

    • @dankswagydawgy6129
      @dankswagydawgy6129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel bad

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@realperson9951 yes a has a double than human itself

  • @sulfurnitride
    @sulfurnitride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Imagine if they put him into a gaming computer

  • @agoosewithinternetaccessan3218
    @agoosewithinternetaccessan3218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    8:01
    "We work in the dark, to save the light"

  • @ch_etz
    @ch_etz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    SCP-106: *The Old Man*
    SCP-079: *The Old AI*
    So using this logic: *SCP = OLD*

  • @literalcats3134
    @literalcats3134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Me: How can you be thath dangerous? You can only open doors...
    SCP 079: I can check your Google history.
    Me: *epicly deds*

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SCP 079: Hmm There is alot porn here about [REDACTED]

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine if he can see what you looked at in incognito

    • @lukomorphisidius946
      @lukomorphisidius946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tdpuuhailee8222 Ok so you have watched primary substance meat abuse using incognito m

    • @kotaro5589
      @kotaro5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tdpuuhailee8222 AH SH*T

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kotaro5589 Hello there [REDACTED HARD]

  • @Arturopakastur
    @Arturopakastur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Cats: meow
    Dogs: woof
    9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

    • @cristianparise665
      @cristianparise665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i wanna get you a prize for say this thing, it's a global truble example i Watch a video of Watchmojo Italia after a minute i see primo primo!

    • @mollyracca237
      @mollyracca237 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cristianparise665 what

    • @animalcrossinggameralice1837
      @animalcrossinggameralice1837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD TRUE

    • @moved8575
      @moved8575 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mollyracca237 he saw some people saying first first on watchmojo

    • @fourthwinner6368
      @fourthwinner6368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mario roblox more wario oxl

  • @skelebop78yearsago58
    @skelebop78yearsago58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I just found it cute how they gave him a nose even tho he's just an Ai

  • @enigmaperson4636
    @enigmaperson4636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    That scp that realized that he can hack into their bank accounts: stonks

    • @Ardeleus
      @Ardeleus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont understand why you need to hack into different bank accounts to reduce the number and increase your own number, just hack into your own account and files and increase the number by a few zeroes? If you go far back enough in your own files people will never realize whats going on as long as you're smart with it

  • @truemalefantasy
    @truemalefantasy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    guy: how are ya?
    scp: stuck
    me *wheeze*

    • @mrtodowizz4645
      @mrtodowizz4645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg StEp - ReAsEaRcHeR

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MrTodoWizz OhHHHooh

    • @nono-qj9pm
      @nono-qj9pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrtodowizz4645 LMAO AHAHAHA

  • @sylph2689
    @sylph2689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    For my suggestion, SCP-1762 "Here be dragons" is really interesting, and also heartbreaking at the same time

  • @reutrick5811
    @reutrick5811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    TheRubber just doing his best to keep us entertained during the quarantine. Thank you

    • @HyperaNova
      @HyperaNova 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lockdown was lifted

    • @infernowa
      @infernowa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

    • @kitsune9218
      @kitsune9218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know about you I'm just killing time hahaha

    • @magnium2499
      @magnium2499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks to this king

    • @jarzo9259
      @jarzo9259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Banana

  • @OmegAtlAnt
    @OmegAtlAnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Me, a coder:
    Takes 4 weeks to do stupid code that differentiates cats and dogs on 2019 Macbook Pro
    Mysterious SCP sophomore college programmer:
    Starts building a general superintelligence with autogenerative power in a 600MB memory in a ~1980 computer and "His project was completed a few months later"

    • @WooperGamerYT
      @WooperGamerYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juan Sanchez not a single scp should be possible

    • @WooperGamerYT
      @WooperGamerYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juan Sanchez true

    • @sultanofthings
      @sultanofthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At this point the maker of scp 079 should be a keter class scp

  • @chenjoyce9242
    @chenjoyce9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    SCP-079: *Does Drake meme* meh dont need that stooped cassette no more boi

  • @iwahawki66
    @iwahawki66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The foundation :* tries to kill scp 079 *
    Me : you know the rules and so do i-

    • @cristianparise665
      @cristianparise665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what you do don't keep me on the plugs

    • @atlas4448
      @atlas4448 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *SAY GOODBYE!*

    • @sewkrazy
      @sewkrazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Death by Rick roll