YOU SOUND DRUNK! | Reading Your Comments #69
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ส.ค. 2015
- Have you been reading comments again!? You sound drunk!
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I just realized something.
In one minute Jack can make you cry, laugh at a dick joke, be inspired, and be awesome. And in anything you do, do it . . . . LIKE A BOOSSSSS!
Creation Studios how do you yell like that
my heroes don't wear capes, they wear headphones
I love you Sean!
Endstar Studios I need that on a t-shirt!
LOLover69 right?!
Endstar Studios same!
Endstar Studios i love that saying
Endstar Studios Most superheroes wear capes, mine wears headphones, is Irish, swears alot, has green hair, and is fucking loud as shit.
My hero doesn't have a cape and super powers.
They have green hair and an Irish accent. You are amazing Sean, and I realize this video was from a while ago, but keep up the amazing work!
So you are em right
HECK YEAH
Agreed
I swear jack is the only TH-camr I can actually hear
You know you need to get new ear buds when you barely can hear jacksepticeye
Kioshi The Yin Wolf true
Kioshi The Yin Wolf JAAAAAAAAAAACK SPEAK UP!!!!!!
Kioshi The Yin Wolf the most accurate thing ive ever read
Yeah, that's true
I watch JSE videos on full volume with headphones..... So I guess you could say I like to live dangerously.
Skycraft Boss I cut myself on that edge.
Skycraft Boss CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!??????!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?????!?!?!??!?!??!!???!!!?!?!?!????!?!!!??!!?!?!??!?!????!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
And jack still hasn't seen my JSE and septic sam picture 😪 cry every time
And jack still hasn't seen my JSE and septic sam picture
cry every time
And jack still hasn't seen my JSE and septic sam picture
cry every time
Jack, i will gladly follow you around with my camera at PAX,l for your vlog, free of charge. Just make sure i have food and water to survive
Kubz Scouts Waddup Jay?
Kubz Scouts omg I love your videos!
momos haot hi jay
The last video I think I watched from this guy was about a golf cart on gta I think.
JAYYYYYYYYY!!!!
"I Shat A Grenade Once"
Jack: "Given a new whole meaning to term "Explosive diarrea"
(correct me if i'm wrong)
Nothing wrong with that
Normalny widz Nah
Diarrhoea*
hey there person scrolling down the comments! I'm rewatching all jack's comment videos I think I'll be deaf by the time I'm done cause I have high volume
My ears have no more purpose.
ha ha xD
R.I.P Shadow Fox Gaming
shadow fox gaming lol I'm a stalker in da comments
Apologize to your ears after
am i the only one here who like whenever sean talks real close to the microphone? :v
oh you are soooooo not alone XD
I KNOW RIGHT XD
your not alone XD
You're not alone
no I also LOVE it
Episode 69 and no sexual joke. We are all very disappointing in you Jack.
Kayla Kitty Exactly. This is such a disappointment. XD
Kayla Kitty i dont get it
***** -_-
***** Lukecraft2929 Oh my sweet summer children... Do you really wish to know?
i know...
is there a button to like all of his videos
Hotts Pure no it is a shame would be easier then
Hotts Pure yes it's called the subscribe button
I hope
yeah, it's called subscribing and likeing all his videos
Creeper Catgirl ya but that would Take a WHILEEEE
Who else turned it down to half speed at 3:20? Also, put it at the fastest: the 2
Nate Raver
Yup I tried the half speed experiment, and then it screwed up the video sync lol.
Nate Raver ME
Nate Raver YUP XD
He said to...
Soo, basically everybody
Nuff of this
Me
damn it jack! i saw the title and i thought that you would say something like,
well of course I sound drunk. I'm Irish..
LOL
me too
bruuuuuuuh
I was just really surprised there was no 69 joke... kind of disappointed...
me 2 XD
Aw, it's so sweet to watch these Reading Comments videos from the start and to hear him talk about his subscriber count. It's so nice to hear his thankfulness for every time the number goes up, and it's like I'm living the journey from early on as he talks about having 300,000 subs up to 6 million in this video even though he was already over 9 million when I joined and is now over 10 million.
Francesca Agrigento Thanks! I'm really enjoying his videos, and this community really is the best I've ever found on TH-cam.
hi
Bye
My 12 year old self was expecting more for the 69th episode
Sameeeee
I love Jack's videos, been watching him ever since my younger brother introduced me to him and can't get enough. I always love coming home from work and just turning on my TV to watch his videos, never stop doing what you're doing Jack, you have touched so many lives including mine; I'd hate to imagine a world without you and the happiness you create
"I'm so sick of seeing 'oh i'm a part of the 301+ club, here's some cake'".
I died right there cause that about sums up the last few years on TH-cam.
Someone make a shirt out of this sentence or something.
ye
Cray
Martin Mcdonagh MY NAME IS MARTIN TOOOOO
Cray 301+ club!1
good
"I shat a grenade once"
Jack: "Gives a whole new meaning to explosive diarrhea"
Well, it also gives a new meaning to "FIRE IN THE HOLE"
.
K1ll4zzzz OMG ROFL
I didn't believe her when they be talkin' 'bout the loudness thing. So I turned it on when he was chanting SUPER HOT! RIP me.
Sorry that was my comment (old account)
AvTweet XD
jack i have been diagnosed with type 5 depression and ive been losing alot of ppl and listening to u and watching ur videos really makes me feel like i was wanted u saved me from suicide and cutting alot i hope u read this comment
squad way i feel for you, jack really inspires me too and it is very meaningful that we can simply watch a vid and get a giggle or life support when we're feeling down. Your not alone bro, or sister lol. I wish you stregnth and remember every day is new, so make the absolute best of it LIKE A BOSS!
JAAAAAACK I NEED HEEEELP THERES A BOSS IN MY SCREEN RIGHT NOW
OH NO MINE TOO
xd
You must be a new person. That will happen. You are boss to. Let it sink I know. Now have some cake.🍰 don't tell TH-cam. Here's your gun 🔫
smoll bean thanks very much.
But I didn't get my cake😥😥
What?
Teacher - "What comes after 69?"
Student - "Mouthwash."
Lol.
EariosRandomness lol
cheeky 😂
Lol
lol
how did you manage this whole video with making a "69 episode" joke
i am sad
i am sad
i am sad
I am happy
i am sad
Hey jack, I just wanted to say you've helped me through so much, your videos make me happier when I've had a bad day at school or after my dad yells at me. Your videos always make me smile and I just wanted to thank you for helping so many people just by making videos on TH-cam
6:36 as an English person I'm terrified
Aden P Gaming what does being English have to do with being offended by him making a joke that zero percent offensive
Mackenzie McBride I never said it was offensive I was just pretending to be scared about what jack aid for a joke
said*
Ikr, I'm Welsh and American and I'm still scared
Reading Your Comments #69
You know what that means right? ... ;)
yep. The next on is #70
Tanner Richards Abwahahahahahaha
Tanner Richards I thought that was gonna be way worse than it actually was XD
Wow, that's a BIG number
Tanner Richards WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO
Tanner Richards oh thank god....whoo...
when he was talking about being weird I was freaking out because I'm the exact same and thats exactly how I feel when someone calls me weird!! 😊😊
0:38 Bts blood sweat and tears
Sheep Dora Aye ARMY!
😄
no
Your book should be called "Jacksepticeye's guide to becoming a boss" and every picture is of you yelling "LIKE A BOSSSSSSSSS!!!"
YEA
Love it DO IIITTT JAACK
good one
Hikari Minoru No every page has a picture of 1 frame of him yelling "LIKE A BOSSSS!!" with a jacksepticeye - 20** quote. So that when you flip through all the pages quickly it looks like him saying like a boss.
+kameron648 Genius
I real hope you see this Sean, my brobro was diagnosed with cancer a few months ago. He is stuck in the hospital, and he's gotten really depressed while in there. Me and his family goes there whenever we can but we can't always be around all the time. (but we do try) He doesn't have many friends, but somewhere in June he found your channel. I've never seen him so happy before while in there. Not too long ago we had a screen put up to sit down and watch your lets play of Life is strange together. The doctor's can't tell me too much as I'm not a blood family member. Still I know it's gonna be quite a while till he gets a chance to leave. So if you don't mind could you give a little shout out to him. His name is Erric Forbes, I know it would mean a lot to him.
I hope he gets better soon
me too
Devlin Reevs I have liked this comment so Jack can give you his shoutout of bossness.
Devlin Reevs jacksepticeye needs to see this!
That is so sweet 😢
I know I'm posting three years after this was posted but I just love how honest and...... Inspiring Sean is! He said that he doesn't need thanking from us but he really deserves it! So thankyou Sean! Your videos help me pull through depression and being bullied and I really appreciate that! You've also helped me stand up to my greatest fears!
Jack you make my day i know you always say we make yours but wherever i need a good laugh i always watch you so THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
"Don't be a douchebag." ~Jacksepticeye 2015
YOU HEAR THAT KANYE?! WE CAN ALL LEARN SOMETHING FROM JACKSEPTICEYE!!!
lol
KentuckyWallChicken I do not take any advice
Yeah 😂
APPLY COLD WATER TO THE FUCKING BURNED AREA! WOW
KentuckyWallChicken lol
(Narrator voice) In a world, where grey is the new everything and all fun has been outlawed, it was up to one man to stop it. Hailing from the distant planet of cake and happy fun time colours, the man know as Sean travelled the unknown planet the inhabitants called Earth. The strange new Earth was draining him of his powers and he needed to bring back fun before he became part of grey colonies. After much bloodshed, the man stood on the edge of the cliff with the head of the leader of the funban, known as Billy. With his glorious pose, and the sun shining epically in the background, he drew his sword and pinned the Billy head to the ground. He made his way back to the Billy base and destroyed the machine that had siphoned the fun and colour. As he gave one final hit to the machine, an explosion of colour flew out of it and returned to the Earth once more. But there was another element in this explosion, called bossium. Sean absorbed the bossium and could feel the burst of energy it had given him. Pure bossium was dangerous in the high amounts he had taken, but he, and only he, could handle so much. He spent the rest of his days on Earth, spreading the happiness to all him met and, along with it, miniscule amounts of bossium. It is unknown how many hold bossium to this day, but it is known that the mere mortals of this world hold more than what is considered safe. This man, now known as Jacksepticeye, was a gift to mankind. A gift that keeps on giving.
10/10
cool
+GetAmber *wipes away tears* Thank you Jack thank you(100/10)
;-; BEAUTIFUL! THIS PERSON DESERVES AN AWARD FOR THIS MASTERPIECE!
no
If he ever does make that book ( I know he was joking) he should add "mother ape ass" when he yelled that in a happy wheels episode I started to laugh really loud :D
XD
Still waiting on that book.....
Leah Septiceye is it there yet?
"I'M SURE YOU BETTER MAKE A JACK JOKE BETTER THAN JACK MAKES A JACK JOKE" jacksepticeye 2015
Lol
Austin Byers Im a gaming youtube channel an was hoping maybe someone could check out my channel .I post daily content and am hoping to reach 1000 subs by the end of the year. Hopefully someone helps me out by giving me a chance but yea thanks for your time !
Lol #69 😂
Ha Gayyyy!!!!!
Yesterday was my birthday, and nobody really cared at school and at home my family did their usual bickering all day and screamed at each other. But watching these videos make me feel 120% better c:
Aww that's nice, I hope you family starts getting along better soon and that your friends realise what they're missing
Yesenia Hopskin Happy Birthday!.... I know ur feels mine is next month and is gonna be the same as always
Yesenia Hopskin happy late birthday
Mine was 2 days ago :D
awww. Well happy birthday!
This episode explains everything I love about jacksepticeye into one video
I'm Irish and I never go to mass..yes I'm religious and I don't know anyone else who does
👍
3:36 i did it and omfg that sounded drunk :P
8:15-8:17..... Jacksepticeye, there is a 100% chance you won't see this or read it.... but you are a sexy beast.
(Sorry.... just had to let my inner fan girl out for a comment) Love you! 😁😂
WTF
+LateNewluis21 LateNewluis21 I had to..... couldn't help it
He is a sexy beast from 0:00 to 14:54!!
+CriticalSyrome ....... I'm speechless.......
Good job
Nice
Sean, when I watch your videos, they're like Mini try not to laugh challenges because they are so amazingly funny that I just can't stop laughing
fast forward to future jack :) 16 million people, and every single one of them love you ❤️
YES WRITE A BOOK, PLEASE JACK, HWO IS WITH ME?!
yes
Yes
yesss
Hrefna Runarsdottir NO ONE
Meeeeeee!!!
your book should be titled "Ey Ma! MA! I WROTE A BOOK."
Sarah Fitch Yeees! The description on the back is just"...'S awesome!". XD
It's hey not ey but good idea
Omg yes :O
+Natalia Plays games yeah I know I just wrote "ey" for the effect of hearing his voice in your brain, you know? ^v^
Sean, the main reason we sub and watch your vids is because you are there for us, you're funny, energetic, humble, kind, interact with us, and except all of us! Thank you for that! I hope one day I get to meet you, it would be really awesome! Also, HAVE A GREAT DAY, LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!
sean, i wanna say that my mom is absolutely happy that you do these videos because it maked me happy when im depressed and you make her laugh so much. and she just wants to say thank you since she cant really do things to make me happy because she has stage 4 cancer. so from my mom and me, thank you so much sean we love you❤❤❤ -Kenna and Lindsey
*sets it to 0.5 speed*
DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alex Felton
Sets it to ×2
Jack at any speed is a win😂
SO FRIKKIIN TRUE!!!!!! jack=BOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex Felton How U Do That?
How many like can cake get?? 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰
Hollie Keenan 🌮🌮🌮 Sell tacos, now on sale! $0.99 after, $3.99 3 months ago
1p For choclate!
*Leave *Buy * Steal
I'm a kid and I wacth jse all the time. I really want to meet him
Huntersgaming 37 same im 10 and i realeywant to meet jack/sean
I'm 10 to
I'm 10 too
Same kid....but, Im 12
I always watch your videos with my volume all the way up.
I'm watching this near 3 am drinking coffee... save my soul
Also I sped up the video and it sounds normal at 2x speed lmao
Arial Skeleton I'll call Frisk
Absolute Garbage Wooooooooooooooooow your profile pic!
Absolute Garbage I'm up at 4 25
I'd buy the hell out of that book
Me to
Wow I would sooooo buy it!!!
same
Deon Smith Me four!
Deon Smith omfg same
*This was and still is my favourite jacksepticeye era*
Jack makes me feel safe to be weird 🖤
We're all weird in our own special way
I know I say this literally in every reading comment video, but Jack, you are a hero. I have been watching since December, and since then I haven't been as (well I wouldn't say depressed) negative as I used to. You've made me extremely happy to the point that the thought of you alone makes all the difference. I just wanna thank you for all that you've done. I love you so much :3
Hey, im glad to see a fellow boss who had been bossed up :) im 13, irish,my names ciara and ive been here since may or last year around the time of the great whack your series of 2014, he got me true alot mentally and physically and and when i go up to my dads in athlone im so close to jack, but never close enough o thanks him for saving me, im eternally greatful to him all other bosses but he will probably never know that~ peace friends
All of this goes for me to
Hi Tia (from life is strange episode 4)
hey jack i can watch your videos with max volume and my hearing is fine
Xander Bly same
then your volume isn't good enough
if i put it on max volume put my headphones on my bed and sit on my chair i can hear it loudly
Xander Bly that's not loud enough, it has to be loud enough to destroy the speakers in the headphones
one is destroyed and i doubt it will be long before the other one suffers the same fate
I set it to half speed and it was really funny :) you're the best jack!
0:49 Replaying older videos. Yes, I put my volume on 1 in the middle of the night. I tried turning it down. They don't have a BOSS VOLUME
Jack: I keep coming back to the 3 biggest keys on youtube which are--
Me: Speed?
Jack: Consistency, Variety, and Interactivity
Me: YOU FORGOT SPEED JACK!! SPEED IS KEY
Dont do it like SPEED IS KEY do it like
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IS KEEY!!!!!!
*cough* i regret saying that....
oh geez...
I'm making some cake. Want some?
🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰
ZordoronRez15 X XD dont
Yes I thought the same exact thing (btw you profile pic is amazing)
HE SOUNDS SO DRUNK AT HALF SPEED
+Gevani Lauzon HE SOUNDS HILARIOUS AT TWO SPEED
+Gevani Lauzon He sounds like he's on some kind of drugs on 2 speed xD
+Gevani Lauzon haha 0.5 speed
i know
okay I didn't know he sounds drunk
i love jack's videos he does so good on them
you are my hero and I watch your videos when I am down you help me cheer up thanks for being there💗💗💗
I'm a kid and I don't give a fuck if JACK swares
How old are you, my 10 year old cousin never swears, and she hangs out with a potty mouth 24/7
Get off youtube kid
Same, I'm a 12 year old girl
you spelled Swear wrong
Same
don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?
yes
cameron vigil hahaha nailed it
Perhaps the best comment in the history of comments. I commend you sir!
cameron vigil that is just so tomato
cameron vigil i dont get it
"Free from all the pluses!"
TH-cam plus: omae wa mou shindeiru
I showed my dad your channel and now I regret it because he keeps saying how much he loves ur intro and smacking stuff and yelling at the top of his lungs *right my dads voice* still love u ♡♡♡
I love your logic on being wierd, and how it's good to be wierd. Me and my small group of friends are considered wierd at my school, and we share the same opinion as you. If you're completely normal, there's usually not a whole lot that makes you stand out.
No One is normal. lol
*weird
HERPADERPA
Jai Carlson Attaboy! That's the spirit.
sammeee boo
Yes love the reading your comments video they give me the most laughs in under 15 minutes in a video!
Dude I'm seeing your comments everywhere. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!!!!!!!
Yes! I agree! :)
ToastyGamer There the funniest
ToastyGamer Yeah it' like a laugh per minute
ToastyGamer LOL!
i dont comment often but i just want to say that jack makes me smile on sad days and that even tho i dont comment alot im still here watching his videos.
Its weird coming back to these videos after all these years
i slowed at the half speed at 3:37 and jack sound like a cow :D
and at 2 speed he sounds like a squirrel that was drinking coffee
OMG i'm literally laughing my ass off now XDDD
How do u slow it down ?
Jacob Pollard on pc its a little gear on the bottom right
Jacob Pollard Click on the little gear, you go up to the speed option.
olonely100same here ...... coolest cow ever
Jacob Pollard If you have a pc press the settings and it shows the speed
I love the way you say "Mark"
Yeeess
same
because he love him.
+Genetes
or because that is the way his accent is
Because i ship septiplier
jack is inspiring and that's what this cruel and dangerous world thanks Jack for everything you do💖
my headphones lose charge very fast recently and when he was saying " I'm so sick of hearing.." my headphones said "low power,please charge" and I couldn't agree more
Goodbye 300+ club, hello Notification club
Oh god, not another obnoxious club.
+John Sanchez ikr
WELCOME TO THE NOTIFICATION CLUB
HAVE SOME CAKE
+Toast Master NO
+MagicSkorpion it's chocolate?
Whoever said they are gonna try to ban jack from making vids. Dont gethom in trouble. He really entertains me, and is one of my favorite youtubers.
Anieya Grady I know! He's such a good guy and "CodyTheKingOfTH-cam" is such a IDIOT :/
I've been here since 3 years ago and I still love JACK!!!!!!
Jack/Sean I know how you got subs your channel is awesome your awesome and you help us out so much and I've got depression and you help so much with that
I love your channel so much!! Thx for being so awesome.!
I know how Jack got all his subs.... He went to Subway.
Badum *tsh*
Dang it I went to togos, no wonder
No!!
Haha
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Majority of these comments;
'Ahhahaha 69'
'Omg he like does sound drunk'
'AGHHGHGHG MY EARS'
'146,890th view!'
+NinjaMunchkin So true. Mostly all of his videos have comments complaining about how loud he is.
NinjaMunchkin TRUE
Don't forget "NOTICE ME SENPAI JACK"
I personally like how loud jack is, it makes it sound like he's actually having fun making videos, not saying other youtubers don't but, he makes it kind of special in his own way haha
Yea ;)
so i put this on half speed and laughed so hard i couldn't breathe.
I ALWAYS start your vids on full volume with my headphones in.... And i'm still alive😂😍👌 I think everyone who watches your, Felixs and or Marks vids is immune against loud noises😅😅😅😅
I am so fuckin happy that when I get home from school I have two new JSE vids to watch!
totally same bro!!!!!!!!
that's what I always say
Yeah jack has never forgot about a video
stupid
same here
Thanks to that comment, I'm now watching this in 0.5 and laughing my ass off.
lol can you shout me out
***** watch in 1.25 0.o
watch for me as well. :( pc plzz..
hi
***** do it in 2 speed :D
Jack you are the best and I couldn't live without you
I love that you don't get such a huge ego. There's a girl I go to school with and people always compliments her and it adds to her ego. I appreciate that you stay with us but at the same time above us
Jack, I'm every vid, you should make a warning saying: "Caution: Extremely loud Irish weirdo and extreme amounts of bossness radiation."
Vincent Castronuovo no
Vincent Castronuovo lol jks
im an irish weirdo! 0-0 i think i can handle it XD
Ye
Why are Jacks eyebrows so amazing...
AND BEING WEIRD IS SOMETHING I ALWAYS EMBRACE ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMPLIMENTS
I woke up this mornin and imediantly started watching jacksepticeye
Ok know why you got so many subs because your amazing and I look up to you 💖
Jack, my mom went to the hospital to see her throat today. The doctors said there might be a tumor, but it is not big enough to be cancer. I'm really scared but you help me be brave. Thank you Jack.
Sorry to hear that man..,
Ty Tran It's okay, we will know in about a week what it is. I'll try to come back in about a week to tell you.
good luck :3
+Kerttis here *hug*
Better?
Kerttis Good luck Kerris!
omg he actually does sound so drunk in half speed xD
OH OH I NO HOW U GOT SO MANY SUBS it's cuz u got a great personality and as that one song on diamond city radio said "a girl can get any where in spite of stringy hair and some other stuff I can't remember if she knows how to use her personality" not saying ur ugly or female etc. but a good personality will get u places in life and u got an amazing one
You are my favorite TH-camr. I found you by games like "The Static Speaks My Name" found comfort in someone being so deep and real about that subject.
Then games like "Cleverbot, Evie" made me happy and laugh in some of the roughest times in my life.
I love how down to earth you can be, but how happy and high on life you can be too.
You are a great person, and I hope to meet you someday.
🍀♥️
Jack sometimes sounds like he is on SUPER POT ! SUPER POT!!!!! SUPER POT !!!!! SUPER POT !!!
lol
Lol nice!
I WANT SOME
I'M GOING IN FULL VOLUME! COVER ME!
f
I salute to you soldier you might live maybe
I'm always on full volume.
IM COMING WITH YOU!!!!!
U will be missed....ur actions will go down in history.
When u sped it up his eye brows omg I don't even have the words do it your self
Almost 6 million ya.... you’ve got 18 million now Jack!!!!