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  • @luckyystrikerr
    @luckyystrikerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    “stop it. stop it. stop it. stop it.” - alex horne, creator of the show

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It's amazing the abuse he puts himself through for our entertainment

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's weird to see the extent to which he was involved in S1, he'd never do that nowadays. If Rose and Ed had started a physical altercation one of them would have died before Alex stepped in

  • @sophie7780
    @sophie7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2738

    love you including "do we strike you?" as if anything bob mortimer says is made more clear with context lmao

    • @eva.mia.
      @eva.mia. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      YES! i was also just thinking about how half the funny things he says aren't even prompted by the tasks lmao. like the "largest of all the nuts" line as well

    • @icturner23
      @icturner23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’ve seen that line a few times in the last few days, but it never gets old. And no one else could have got away with it.

    • @neithere
      @neithere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHEEEZEE

    • @BedriddenRiddims
      @BedriddenRiddims ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even in context it didn't make sense

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “I’ve sinned again man..”

  • @CucumberpatchAddict
    @CucumberpatchAddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    "you're a conscious being"
    "oH, i Am sO sORRY!"

  • @aenamabag
    @aenamabag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    The passion with which Bob sings 'Rosaline's a fucking nightmare', followed by silence through the rest of the song, really shows how committed he is to that line.

    • @brillsmith2207
      @brillsmith2207 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and when he loudly whispered "ALANN"

  • @DJWildArt
    @DJWildArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    Phil’s “they’re very charming, the Irish” is such an underrated quote!

    • @-hayleymc_is_tired-5038
      @-hayleymc_is_tired-5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      To the Welsh man 👌😂

    • @whatinthesomeguy
      @whatinthesomeguy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      RIGHT phil honestly has so many good lines it was hard deciding which ones to include hsdjsjdk

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@whatinthesomeguy You were wangwishing in your decisions?

    • @bigratman_
      @bigratman_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the fact you like taskmaster and have a starkid pfp makes me very happy

    • @lepus9588
      @lepus9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigratman_ BRO and unus annus, triple crossover

  • @Not_An_EV
    @Not_An_EV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Honestly the laminator moment is an underrated gem.

    • @EricTheRea
      @EricTheRea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think about it with some frequency. I actually thought of it earlier today.

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@EricTheRea I introduced a guy at work to Taskmaster and now we'll be stocking the shelves and one us will just start with "3...2...1" then we both exclaim "laminator".
      We look crazy af to everyone else but we chuckle like school kids everytime.

    • @EricTheRea
      @EricTheRea 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Not_An_EV That is fantastic!

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@EricTheRea we also use the word *BOSH* quite often and when we go to the smoke shed and turn the heater on you can guarantee we say in a god awful accent "I'm going to get warm"
      Man I fucking live Taskmaster

    • @willgaines8575
      @willgaines8575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What makes it for me is James Acaster's reaction, he looks genuinely horrified and amazed that they both said the same thing

  • @niamhburke4630
    @niamhburke4630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    WHERE IS THE APPRECIATION FOR
    Rhod: *nods wisely* “left banana”

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "What's your name?
    "Greg."
    "No."
    "Yes?"
    "I chaaaanged it!"

  • @TheRubySpider
    @TheRubySpider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    The pure, unbridled joy Carey and Greg have when they both say “a laminator” simultaneously is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen in a while.

  • @Luigiman-rc9fi
    @Luigiman-rc9fi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Sometimes I see no context comps that give too much context, this one doesn't though, I love it.

    • @thebigkapowski
      @thebigkapowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Right? Exactly! This one was just right. I hope there is a part two! Maybe even with TM NZ!

    • @whatinthesomeguy
      @whatinthesomeguy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@thebigkapowski im thinking abt making a part 2 yeah!!! there are tons of other moments i forgot abt when making this/just couldnt find so yk. also i havent watched tm nz yet so ill definitely do that

    • @squeakyelbows
      @squeakyelbows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thebigkapowski That's a fake grape!

  • @danielmckeown3290
    @danielmckeown3290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    I love the absolute chaotic energy of this video to then come to a grinding halt for Hugh and Alex surrounded by bubbles and idillic music to do some really shit ballet and you just let that play out for a while before returning to the screaming and batshit comments

  • @dimensionalremi
    @dimensionalremi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    nish saying "some lesbians are white, chill out bro" is unbelievably hilarious out of context but to be entirely fair it was also hilarious in context and made equally as much sense

    • @Xob_Driesestig
      @Xob_Driesestig ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What episode was it?

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Xob_Driesestig S5E2 The Leprechaun and the Lesbian

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@hjt091as an irish lesbian that fucking title always makes me laugh

  • @ZeppelinBigFan
    @ZeppelinBigFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    To be fair, even if you provide context to Bob Mortimer it still wouldn’t offer much help in understanding his madness.

  • @damnskillz2083
    @damnskillz2083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    4:17 I love how Greg's mind takes a second to process what she said, that "Okay and...-what?" is so funny to me

  • @MyNameIsNeutron
    @MyNameIsNeutron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Phil Wang Sarah Kendall
    🤝
    "A LIME!"

    • @LoraCoggins
      @LoraCoggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤝 🤝
      Mel Giedroyc

  • @clarefrench6806
    @clarefrench6806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    As far as no context quotes go, Ed's "if I'd known in advance I wouldn't have made a baby" is an absolute gem. I can imagine a lot of people in everyday life feeling that one 😂

  • @caseyjune4912
    @caseyjune4912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    James' genuine reaction to "a laminator!" is incredible

  • @gloss6969
    @gloss6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    ‘it’s a shame my hands aren’t my feet’ is still my favourite quote from the show hahahaha

    • @LiteDisc
      @LiteDisc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I was also waiting for "...Am I the spider?"

    • @florencejc9035
      @florencejc9035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I fucking love KP

    • @SquirrelNutkins
      @SquirrelNutkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She’s in the dream team

  • @overlydramaticpanda
    @overlydramaticpanda ปีที่แล้ว +72

    We all know that Mark and Nish objectively wrote the better song about Rosalind...but the sheer passion on Bob Mortimer's face as he sings "Rosalind's a fucking nightmare" is truly a thing of wonder in itself.

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I genuinely want to know why they landed on the idea she was a “nightmare” when they didn’t have anything else bad to say about her.

  • @procrastination2204
    @procrastination2204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    3:27 is literally my morning alarm so when it started playing, I thought I was waking up from a really bizarre dream that I had been in for the last 3 minutes and 27 seconds

  • @Clapbox1
    @Clapbox1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Alice Levine saying "don't be sorry" is my go-to pick-me-up line, I literally can't stop smiling for 5 minutes after hearing it

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad someone else feels the same way

  • @hudbabible
    @hudbabible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    What is bad is, I know all the context by heart XD

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm missing one of them (rub a dub dub), which means I'll need to rewatch that entire series. The sacrifices I make!

    • @amemelia
      @amemelia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@qwertyTRiG pretty sure it was make a TV soap

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amemelia ah thanks

    • @attahs
      @attahs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      P: "my waters broken"
      J: "my heart is broken"
      R: "Ruba dub dub"

    • @yeetereliter680
      @yeetereliter680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone’s got feelings

  • @alanacastillo90
    @alanacastillo90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    1:17 James getting scared by two middle aged people will never not be funny to me

    • @mariazakutyan7004
      @mariazakutyan7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what was the context for that again?? i don’t remember

    • @alanacastillo90
      @alanacastillo90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mariazakutyan7004 I think the task was to bring the best stationary

    • @TMTM7
      @TMTM7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@alanacastillo90 Was he scared? I thought he was so blown away that Greg guessed Kerry's prize

  • @snail4641
    @snail4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    joe thomas, forever the most relatable taskmaster contestant

  • @AlwaysBolttheBird
    @AlwaysBolttheBird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Bob Mortimer just looking at a guest going "do.....do we strike her" will always be my favorite thing

  • @jennamoore3169
    @jennamoore3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Bicycle my excellent bicycle is a quote I always forget about but it cracks me up everytime

  • @kaelagee3082
    @kaelagee3082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Robs “GonNa GeT WArM” kills me

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “DoEs DiS gO HoTtAH?”

  • @lauracarione9045
    @lauracarione9045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I'm still angry about Hugh's dance and I never will not be angry.

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That and Phil's G key and items in bin task

  • @dornian_gray
    @dornian_gray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love the little move Alex makes with his hands at 3:02 after seeing Al, like "ah yes, this is most agreeable"

  • @abj6920
    @abj6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I really wish I didn't know by heart where each clip is from. This would be a total delight with actually no context

  • @tohbaboba
    @tohbaboba ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "One of you must die. Your time starts now." IS SO OMINOUS LMAOOO.

  • @ModestBananana
    @ModestBananana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This actually makes for an amazing advertisement for the show.

  • @eric_the_egggremlin
    @eric_the_egggremlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I expected "hand of the leg" but "A LIME!!!!!!!!!" is far funnier, thank you for this delicious no-context content

  • @pegkitcher6084
    @pegkitcher6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    'LIME?!' is my favourite moment and nobody ever agrees with me

  • @reecewharf
    @reecewharf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "the cheaper the wotsit the greater the adhesion"

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “I’ve sinned again man…”

  • @poppyseed1987
    @poppyseed1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I’m not sure context makes bob mortimer more sensical

  • @MichelleLalindeNoack
    @MichelleLalindeNoack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    my eyes are circles

  • @elizaheathen
    @elizaheathen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    *A LIIIIIMMMEEE*
    took me off guard and i cackled

  • @chinadollsyndrome
    @chinadollsyndrome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I could not be more pleased to see that I've actually forgotten what's going on in some of these clips, so now I have an excuse to rewatch it all!

  • @stevej1154
    @stevej1154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The all-knowing algorithm says: People who liked this video also liked Bob Mortimer’s appearance on the Off Menu podcast. Gamble + Acaster + Mortimer is always a winning combination.

    • @elizaheathen
      @elizaheathen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it made my entire week

  • @pollyflores418
    @pollyflores418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is my brain at all times

  • @meadow9220
    @meadow9220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Don't forget Katherine Parkinson's "Am I the spider?"

  • @schlagie
    @schlagie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:35 you should've included him punching the fish mid-air lmao

  • @HandDrawnHistory
    @HandDrawnHistory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Shown out of context, it looks like we're all having a mental breakdown" - Frank Skinner.

  • @hudbabible
    @hudbabible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    YESSSS AND THE BEST RINGTONE DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGEND. EPIC.

    • @SquirrelNutkins
      @SquirrelNutkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. Censure (not censure) is the best. ;)

  • @shikhar.awasthi
    @shikhar.awasthi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Well to be fair, Mortimer and Rhod in context also sometimes confuses everyone!🤣🤣
    And always remember, there's strength in arches!

  • @hotscottrulz
    @hotscottrulz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dignity intact! Dignity intact!

  • @icturner23
    @icturner23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    A full hour of this would be amazing. Or ten.

  • @lilybird6868
    @lilybird6868 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "How d'you find me?"
    "Google Maps" leaves me wheezing every time

  • @lowwfeh
    @lowwfeh ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The beauty of taskamster is that half these things make no sense in context either

  • @yyrael
    @yyrael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "A naughty boy gotta eat and say 'Wang'!"

  • @baoboumusic
    @baoboumusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It's scary to think I know almost every one of these clips.

  • @katherine650
    @katherine650 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m not sure I’ve ever noticed James Acaster‘s reaction to the laminator line, but I love it more than anything

  • @bleedinell8405
    @bleedinell8405 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Since Series 7 I haven’t been able to say the word ‘lime’ without screaming and throwing something and it’ll be like this for the rest of my life.

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:13 god damn Greg put those glasses on quick

  • @sp3ci4list
    @sp3ci4list ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "je ne sais quoi, as they say in italy" is so underrated

  • @Lukesmithbrfc
    @Lukesmithbrfc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Find myself sometimes saying "away you go, you sweet little imps!" at work and everyone looks at me like wtf?

  • @xSymphonie
    @xSymphonie ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Was waiting for Nish Kumar's: "Oh, you BUBBLY F**K!"
    Still laughed my butt off.

  • @Winchent
    @Winchent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm so glad I've barely seen any Taskmaster. I'm fully planning on watching this, but I wanted to see the no context videos beforehand.
    "The ratings are down.
    One of you must die.
    Your time starts now."

    • @TMTM7
      @TMTM7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ya they kill a contestant off in one of the series, won't spoil who or what series

  • @youngdolo8
    @youngdolo8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Even with the full context, these clips all make about as much sense. I should know because I know all the context. 😂

  • @imbyron5356
    @imbyron5356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Do we strike you was out of context even in the show.

  • @Cee944
    @Cee944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    But to be fair, is there ever context even when watching the show? 😅

    • @benmccullough2993
      @benmccullough2993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very true, especially Rhod's tasks

    • @copperdragon9214
      @copperdragon9214 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea this show is the epitome of ‘context is for the weak’.

  • @themindofceline
    @themindofceline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    do we strike you?

  • @franturner6308
    @franturner6308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I could watch these videos for the rest of my summer holiday and still be fulfilled

  • @noaheaston2147
    @noaheaston2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:30 is the fucking google alarm sound and i panicked

  • @DEFarnes
    @DEFarnes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    POV: Watch all of these clips knowing the context.

  • @eclipse-music
    @eclipse-music 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A few underrated favourites of mine:
    "How'd you find me??" "Google Maps!" [angry stare]
    "The cheaper the whatsit, the greater the hadhesion."
    "Diabetic equipment." "Pardon?" "DiAbEtiC eQUipMeNT!"
    [just loli cosplaying as alex]
    "Aarghh, you... fucking zebra!"
    This is a great show

  • @bonecharm
    @bonecharm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    thank you for this gift

  • @KitMin211
    @KitMin211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that I wouldn't know what the show is about from this video xD

  • @catzkitten4755
    @catzkitten4755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Gonna get warrrm” 🤣

  • @copperdragon9214
    @copperdragon9214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    starting off with the romesh melon bit, you love to see it

  • @tsnap4
    @tsnap4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good luck to anyone that goes out seeking context, because there's not that much for a lot of these

  • @acediaethos4469
    @acediaethos4469 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "what's your favourite yogurt. how d'you feel about death." this is one of my favourite things i've ever heard 0:30

  • @Molz333
    @Molz333 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay but the watermelon gets me EVERYTIME

  • @yellow6409
    @yellow6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this video is perfect!!! please make a part two, i know there is enough content for it

  • @thomme8539
    @thomme8539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The greater the hhad heaugh jzun

  • @danahthx
    @danahthx ปีที่แล้ว

    when it cut to mark wozniak leaning down to the little rat saying “you got no chutzpah” it broke me
    i legitimately forgot about that quote and the way he says it is so serious i burst out laughing so hard that i made myself cough

  • @meow-px6kk
    @meow-px6kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this makes me want to rewatch all of it again..

  • @lisa-uj9kt
    @lisa-uj9kt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    my favourite thing about taskmaster is that hardly half of these clips make more sense in context

  • @MissValentina125
    @MissValentina125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE. Thank you for this.

    • @MissValentina125
      @MissValentina125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Or Taskmasterpiece?) (That's too much, I'll leave now.)

  • @dariusmartin6012
    @dariusmartin6012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The title implies that Task master has context to begin with.

  • @Bree_999
    @Bree_999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Taskmaster is such a great show and I'm so glad it exists

  • @DMGamer_PC
    @DMGamer_PC 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What I love about this is when you watch the actual show, it's still just as unhinged as this is xD

  • @GhostlyGrimoire
    @GhostlyGrimoire ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This show is just pure fucking chaos

  • @Sharriska
    @Sharriska 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was not ready to see the water feature out of context 😂

  • @cleoarbel
    @cleoarbel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a necessary video

  • @jgreen7100
    @jgreen7100 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Do we strike you?' genuinely makes less sense in context than it does out of context.

  • @StarlahMutiny
    @StarlahMutiny 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Laminator will ALWAYS be my favorite ❤

  • @flightlessjade
    @flightlessjade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i’m not up to season 11 yet but holy shit i’m so excited for mike and lee

    • @Andjelka99
      @Andjelka99 ปีที่แล้ว

      That season, 13 and 15 might be my favourites.... But then I watch videos like these and I remember everything else and I can't decide anymore

  • @morrello2801
    @morrello2801 ปีที่แล้ว

    Series 7 will always be my favorite and no one will ever change my mind. All of the contestants are great and work really well together comedically but in particular I just think James and rhod are just genius.
    Also, "rubadubDUB!"

  • @n.s.vandanadhanalakshmi5407
    @n.s.vandanadhanalakshmi5407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My eyes are circles😂😂😂

  • @rubypitts4558
    @rubypitts4558 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Gonna get waRm” is still one of the funniest moments to me😭😭

  • @jaclynfairhead5848
    @jaclynfairhead5848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bought my sister a laminator for Christmas and it was magical.

  • @lelpato3327
    @lelpato3327 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    FINALLY A COMPILATION WITH ROMESH AND TIM SPINNING AND DISTRESSING ALEX HORNE

  • @PaperT1ger
    @PaperT1ger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A liiiiiiime! always makes me laugh

  • @rachelknowles5364
    @rachelknowles5364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is an excellent video

  • @francis7336
    @francis7336 ปีที่แล้ว

    "How did you find me?! - Google Maps!" is so underrated

  • @lolilo2759
    @lolilo2759 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually know the context to all of these, lmao. Doesn’t make the quotes any less funnier though ❤ I love how we all love Taskmaster. It’s an amazing show and I’m so glad it exists. It has made my life so much better and also I genuinely think my mind more creative :)) ❤❤

  • @Babyteef
    @Babyteef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m suprised there wasnt more of Johnny Vegas in this, i had fuckall idea what he was doing

    • @suri5424
      @suri5424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I AM NOT A CROOK

  • @piperformerlycassette
    @piperformerlycassette 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I forgot how weird "1...2...3... A Lamininator" is out of context