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  • @ImpulsiveDonut
    @ImpulsiveDonut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    Holy shit he's alive.

    • @redohealer2
      @redohealer2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's been too long

    • @fallout1953
      @fallout1953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It takes time and effort to finish these videos.

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      You never rush perfection

    • @bobbyshewan4229
      @bobbyshewan4229 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A. Theil Ohhh

    • @kutchinka4062
      @kutchinka4062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      keep 'em coming Stu! love your channel!

  • @t850terminator
    @t850terminator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I would definitely watch him talk about the military history of the spork.

    • @coscorrodrift
      @coscorrodrift 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "The spork will endure in school lunchboxes and camping equipment for quite a long time. Multi-purpose. Magistral. Mindful. "

    • @chriskeepit100
      @chriskeepit100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      coscorrodrift 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @chriskeepit100
      @chriskeepit100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underscorer 👏👏👏👏

  • @exquisitecorpse4917
    @exquisitecorpse4917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Just a small historical quibble: The transition from the bow to the gun was precipitated largely by the firearm's user-friendliness. Even though the bow was more accurate and fired much more quickly than smooth-bore muskets, it takes a number of years to train an archer. Anyone can learn to fire a musket in an afternoon. By the end of the American civil war, guns were legitimately better than bows, but it took 400 years to get there!

  • @talviah
    @talviah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    You have the sexiest voice in the world.

    • @tieuucanh8958
      @tieuucanh8958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Information is Power You can litteraly hear his voice in Discovery Channel

    • @tieuucanh8958
      @tieuucanh8958 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Information is Power You can litteraly hear his voice in Discovery Channel

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Information is Power Along with Brandon Jones of Easy Allies and Clint of Lazy Game Reviews!

    • @fedoramolded5818
      @fedoramolded5818 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Papa Hog creep

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know you're trolling, but it doesn't work. Soap *MacTavish* is Scottish. That was easy to spot.

  • @msdsmti7678
    @msdsmti7678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Love from Tehran! Your content is the very definition of quality. Your voice, the brilliant text and script, and the accurate information in your videos are a perfect chemical combination. Like " a dash of arcanity, a pinch of insanity, and a whisper of profanity " and we cannot stop coming back to your channel to watch your videos over and over again. Well done sir.

  • @jrsharker23
    @jrsharker23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this series. It's so well made and extremely satisfying.

  • @miguelgo4039
    @miguelgo4039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He made iron tipped sticks shot by sticks dangerous

  • @DiggyDougSauce94
    @DiggyDougSauce94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    > Shows modern games with the bow
    >excludes Hanzo in overwatch
    because even Stuart knows that shit is BUSTED

  • @xthe_nojx5820
    @xthe_nojx5820 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's fascinating that so many Native American cultures developed the bow but not the wheel. I'd argue that the technology involved in proficient archery than noticing that round things roll better than not round things.

  • @jaydenlobbe7911
    @jaydenlobbe7911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Games and Movies: Bows are a Finesse Weapon
    Reality: Strength 99

  • @MedicMain9
    @MedicMain9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I rather watch all of your videos than watch History Channel's bullshit. I love you man

  • @FrankoIsLucki
    @FrankoIsLucki 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can make a babys first word in a threat

  • @fsulitskiy
    @fsulitskiy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't wait for the video about pointy sticks and punchy rocks

  • @crydiamond8704
    @crydiamond8704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i only know of 2 laws for bows, that being, you cannot have an arrow strung at the ready and dont point at people without reason, and since bows are such a simple contraption, just like knives, they literally cannot take them away a weapon incapable of regulation

  • @mondomendez5165
    @mondomendez5165 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Knife. Ahoy, please do an episode on the knife. Even though it's not a firearm, it is a humble but distinguished tool that has been with man since the beginning and exist in almost every game. Whether as a go to weapon or a last ditch savior.

  • @jaykkinell7267
    @jaykkinell7267 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It may be very similar but it would be interesting to see him do the crossbow.

  • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
    @JohnnyJohnJohnson 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder why he didn't talk about the crossbow. Maybe he's gonna give the crossbow it's own video at some point?

  • @MiguelVicoR
    @MiguelVicoR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do Swords! Do Swords!

  • @chafedcoochie4744
    @chafedcoochie4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "basic weapon"

  • @Mike-zx7lq
    @Mike-zx7lq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6826

    Well, now I fully expect an episode titled "Sword".

    • @jeffd.683
      @jeffd.683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Void Nil I'd watch that.

    • @JustShotsForMeh
      @JustShotsForMeh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      The bow has a singular purpose, shoot an arrow, the arrow could vary, but swords were are vastly different from projectiles, a Gladius and a Sabre are both swords, made for completely different purposes.

    • @jeffd.683
      @jeffd.683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      ***** So several videos on swords then?
      Sounds fine to me.

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Void Nil
      Perhaps one on knives or axes?

    • @brainwasher9876
      @brainwasher9876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      I can already think of the perfect Ahoy sentence for the sword. "There lies a refined menace in the mythos of the sword: while bows, axes and clubs were used to hunt animals before they were used in warfare, the sword is the first tool designed specifically to kill other human beings".

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8342

    For April 1st, you should do an episode on something that's not at all a weapon. Like a spoon.

    • @CaptainCore993
      @CaptainCore993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      or a fork

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +593

      You mean like a Type-14 Japanese Nambu?

    • @dariussonofjazzlin7433
      @dariussonofjazzlin7433 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

      The pillow. Since the dawn of sleepover parties, the pillow has been a popular choice of weapon for bedroom romps and, due to its versatile design, hasn't seen that many changes. The combination of a sack and feathers can, in the right hands, deliver a significant whack.
      You get the point by now.

    • @andrescamilotousarcia2528
      @andrescamilotousarcia2528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      a knife? maybe

    • @TheWhoamaters
      @TheWhoamaters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Andres camilo Tous arcia you do know a knife is in most cases quite a lethal weapon right?

  • @MegaMGstudios
    @MegaMGstudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4559

    "our story begins in a time before stories began"
    How does this guy keep coming up with these amazing lines?

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I AM really happy to see that at least close to 90 people didn't slept for that. What agreat line!

    • @Chr0m3dD347H
      @Chr0m3dD347H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      This man dissapears frequently, how do you think?

    • @EpicAlcatraz99
      @EpicAlcatraz99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He is a brit 🤔 duh

    • @nvrndingsmmr
      @nvrndingsmmr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He reads books, lmao.

    • @Reteo
      @Reteo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Chr0m3dD347H Keep in mind that he gets pretty in-depth on his topics. I've yet to see one of his video essays miss even one minor detail (to my knowledge, at least). To top it off, the artwork and B-roll are very appropriate, consistent, and well done. This kind of attention to detail takes a LOT of time, especially when it comes to the amount of research involved.

  • @kronosbot5
    @kronosbot5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4865

    Bows, then firearms. It all just comes down to throwing rocks harder than before.

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      And theoretical mass drivers, magnetic cannons, or railgun are just the next stage of 'throw a thing REAL fast, REAL far.'

    • @PointlessGunSyncs
      @PointlessGunSyncs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      FLSH_BNG that last sentence would be a very good climax for a video on the Rock, the first weapon

    • @kainepeterson6638
      @kainepeterson6638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      All of human weapon history can be boiled down to do damage as far away as possible. Club, sword, spear, bow, cannon, gun, artillery, missile, cruise missile, SRBM, ICBM.

    • @guardian2-735
      @guardian2-735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FLSH_BNG too right

    • @drawsgaming7094
      @drawsgaming7094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      How do I throw a harder rock more distance?

  • @harmony.enforcer
    @harmony.enforcer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13250

    I half-expected ''Bows emerged some 25 to 30 Thousand years ago. They were first produced by Heckler&Koch.''

    • @Jack-Negus
      @Jack-Negus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      stefan beaubut 😂

    • @sharmisthasaha3884
      @sharmisthasaha3884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      Everything is a weapon is you throw it hard enough

    • @Thug_Nuts1
      @Thug_Nuts1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Fucking idiot they were made by colt 49 years ago

    • @dutbud9049
      @dutbud9049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@denniskibrik7310 You do realize that he's also joking, right?

    • @denniskibrik7310
      @denniskibrik7310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@dutbud9049 look at the 12 year old who thinks everything on the internet is a joke

  • @realultraformerlyultranact6542
    @realultraformerlyultranact6542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    Imagine 'sword' as a video.
    "A blade, and a handle."
    "Iconic enough to last thousands of years."
    "Deadly enough to last thousands more."

    • @clonkers
      @clonkers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      "Sharp enough to cut through skin, and strong enough to last a fight with another, it's only problem is, you can't carry two of them at once."

    • @realultraformerlyultranact6542
      @realultraformerlyultranact6542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      "Many weapons before have been built to hunt or cut wood."
      "The sword is the first to be used to kill fellow humans."
      "Whether it's cursed with an ancient soul that hungers for heads, or built of technology powerful enough to murder with a single slice, the sword remains."

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@realultraformerlyultranact6542
      Replace 'sword' with 'spear' and you're golden.

    • @aloafofbagels6381
      @aloafofbagels6381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think you mean:
      "Sword."

    • @clasteryclast4972
      @clasteryclast4972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "The Sword.
      Bronze.
      Steel.
      _Force._ "

  • @cynderfan2233
    @cynderfan2233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8994

    The bow and arrow. History's first answer to the question: "How do I stab that guy all the way over there?"

    • @andersonrobotics5608
      @andersonrobotics5608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @TheBunkerBuster 105 we got flaming arrows

    • @nicholashopper2133
      @nicholashopper2133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      cynderfan2233 I’d say that one spear throwing device was first.

    • @stephaniescott531
      @stephaniescott531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Actually that award goes to the spear

    • @joemelton4747
      @joemelton4747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lee ermy reference?

    • @alex-hh5yl
      @alex-hh5yl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@andersonrobotics5608 we've got the flame thrower you know?

  • @gingernytemare
    @gingernytemare 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2238

    "Our story begins in a time before stories began" Perfect.

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      His writing is awesome!

    • @PlaystationProduction
      @PlaystationProduction 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stuart Brown is awesome, I know he does this by himself but he should upload more often and get more subscribers.

    • @AnnoyingOrange420
      @AnnoyingOrange420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      You can't get this quality with frequent uploads, I think his videos are worth every second of waiting

    • @PlaystationProduction
      @PlaystationProduction 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Samatosh Yes off course.

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... cause LOGIC

  • @umurkaragoz
    @umurkaragoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2242

    18:46 You fools. Why isn't anyone talking about this gem in the comments?
    _"it speaks to something primitive within us, underneath the veneer of civilisation. After all, with only twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism: we have more in common with the caveman, than you think."_

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Its odd. Most people want that. Me included

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      :)

    • @demon005gl
      @demon005gl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Very well put and accurate. When the chips are down we WILL eat each other.

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It takes a week, starving a person, to have them revert to their primitive roots. It takes three weeks for someone to die from starvation.

    • @elyzium
      @elyzium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @T Orrent Well if you dont have a gun, you are just hoarding for someone else. Aren't you now?

  • @HkSniper
    @HkSniper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Only Ahoy can make a video on such a simple and ancient weapon - and make it sound like the most epic weapon to have every graced the Earth.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well it IS what has lead to humanity not being extinct right now.

    • @F22raptorC
      @F22raptorC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      before the bow,only the stronghest could kill an animal.even the spear was weak.
      so,yes.it if the FIRST weapons that anybody could use and perform well with it, and the reason why we are still here.it helped the umanity in the struggle for survival

    • @sumosushi7571
      @sumosushi7571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Infinite ammo and silent kills will always see a good bow a man's real best friend.

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that the longest episode of this series is about a piece of wood and a string.

  • @onlyyoulyj
    @onlyyoulyj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2967

    *this guy can make my eraser sound deadly*

    • @thehypocriticoath828
      @thehypocriticoath828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @Adolf Hitler DUDUDUDUDUN dududududun

    • @spoonkey
      @spoonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thehypocriticoath828 the fuck?

    • @xdendordx
      @xdendordx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@spoonkey intro musi-DUNUNUNUN, dunununun!

    • @spoonkey
      @spoonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@xdendordx owh

    • @jayveevalentino9042
      @jayveevalentino9042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The Eraser, Shapeshifter, Correction master, Writer's partner

  • @jxe.7553
    @jxe.7553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2906

    Every Iconic Arms Vid
    1. Brief badass intro
    2. Badass intro music
    3. Badass talking
    4. Badass review
    5. Badass outro

    • @kirwitch8236
      @kirwitch8236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Dundundundundun dundundundundun

    • @stejac133
      @stejac133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      its a Buhjubhjahub thing. A symbol of juhebojejej. Quite stubbub. the gunweapongun, its hebjeb, bebdemp, and rubjub. but how does it bunkdunk? who jumpfunk? and why does it juggletug? (dun dun dun dun) it all started when Man C. Person designed the shootypewpew, which soon evolved into the gunweapongun, designed mainly for the brunkian military, but often seen in the hands of civilians. it's seen in many iconic examples of popular media such as bunkle 2 and bruhjk: the revenge of jucklebuk. Perhaps that's what makes it so huffledoe. from bunkale, to punkle. jubbly to succle. no other weapon is quite so jiddly. the gunweapongun. crunkle, junkle, and glibglob.

    • @xcytosc
      @xcytosc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm using this to help my writing format for an English paper.

    • @golfingstevie
      @golfingstevie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Badass everything

    • @jameschen9467
      @jameschen9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100% Badass guaranteed.

  • @jeremyaltamia5475
    @jeremyaltamia5475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    "Elegant. Effective. Eternal."
    Send shivers down my spine

    • @Thug_Nuts1
      @Thug_Nuts1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I didn’t even mean to shoot Im he just caught me by surprise

    • @duchessedeberne3909
      @duchessedeberne3909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My body is ready

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @dinox pertz I was about to say that lmao

    • @memebeater5726
      @memebeater5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you know what else send shivers down spines?
      *Spooky scary Skeletons*

    • @Markzilla214
      @Markzilla214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @dinox pertz Gotta leave you all behind to face the truth

  • @Aurik-Kal-Durin
    @Aurik-Kal-Durin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    19:06 _From troglodyte, to time traveler. Toxophile, or thief. Hunters, heroes, legends... god. Bowmen... yeomen. Bandits, kings... dungeon-delvers and dragon-slayers. Rogue, ranger, or elf. Settler..._ _savage. Soldier... survivor. No other weapon fills such a broad role, nor is any other ingrained as deeply into human culture. Such a simple thing, and yet...it's effect could not be more_ _profound._
    _The Bow & Arrow. Elegant. Effective. Eternal._

    • @movinperera
      @movinperera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thank you so much for this!

    • @jessehernandez8419
      @jessehernandez8419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Pure poetry

    • @TheEmptyAutumn
      @TheEmptyAutumn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Is it wrong that I shed a few tears when he reached the last three words? Especially "Eternal"?

    • @KGODSMACKC
      @KGODSMACKC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mr. Sassy Hips there's nothing wrong displaying emotion to the poetry this artist created for the tool that links us to our ancestors.
      Ive shed a a couple while shooting my recurve. I ready at elegant, pull at effective, and release at eternal.

    • @kiloklavdi1185
      @kiloklavdi1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I can't believe I've fell in love with those lines and it's about a stick with a strong string on it with a sharpened stick with feather attached to it

  • @GardenOfStone
    @GardenOfStone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    EVERYONE!!!! CHECK THE DESCRIPTION!!! IT SAYS THE NEXT WEAPON IS THE M60!!

    • @PoLilT1nkT1nk
      @PoLilT1nkT1nk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      YEAH, GIT SUM!

    • @tobos8909
      @tobos8909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Paul Thiele THE PIG!!!

    • @piotrrybinski1619
      @piotrrybinski1619 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-dakka-dakka-1.png

    • @tobos8909
      @tobos8909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Piotr Rybiński Enjoy the party... Every Ahoy upload is celebrated

    • @JMDurden
      @JMDurden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like check the description to support that Patreon.

  • @RevanStarrrR
    @RevanStarrrR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    "To the absolute casual." *Shows Skyrim*
    Holy shit that's perfect.

    • @MasterFancyPants
      @MasterFancyPants 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      I was hoping someone else noticed that savagery.

    • @Relf_G
      @Relf_G 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Was about to post about that. If only Fallout 4 had bows, it would have been even truer.
      To add to this though:
      "...where every draw matters. Not at all games are so punishing though" shows Far Cry 4

    • @olecer
      @olecer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      If vanilla skyrim is too casual to you... there is always a mod looking at you. =D

    • @jhvjkyfyv
      @jhvjkyfyv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lol'd when I saw that.

    • @justiciar1964
      @justiciar1964 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ Oleker
      Requiem + Frostfall master race

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    The writing is so damn near perfect...
    "Elegant, Effective, and.. Eternal".

    • @Dogman_35
      @Dogman_35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      So close to perfect.... except for "An Historical."

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *"E"*

    • @Zwickerly2
      @Zwickerly2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Dogman_35 He's English, he can't help it.

    • @snowfloofcathug
      @snowfloofcathug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dogman_35 it’s not wrong, just potentially grating

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Alliteration is amazing and astounding

  • @Simte
    @Simte 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    I don't care about waiting because the quality in the videos is always superb.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simte yeh, quality over quantity ;)

    • @PatRiot-
      @PatRiot- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Much like video games....shitting out content just for the sake of content is not cool

    • @Jempai
      @Jempai 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

  • @akopyl
    @akopyl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    I love how he uses only oblivion footage up to a certain point and shows skyrim only when mentioning absolute casual. Bonus points for that

    • @sawovsky
      @sawovsky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was actually transition from NWN 2 to Skyrim with (paraphrasing): from hardcore, to the absolute casual.

    • @vocalshogun4662
      @vocalshogun4662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I liked skyrim...

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They aren't knocking Skyrim too much dude. It is more casual vs NWN or even it's older title Morrowind. doesn't mean the game is shit, I also have over 500 hours in both

    • @akopyl
      @akopyl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol get fucked nigga

    • @Crowbar
      @Crowbar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shogun
      Casual is not a negative. It just means the target audience of Skyrim was the mass market, which is true. There are game design compromises you make because of that and hardcore fans won't like that, but if you like it then don't worry about it.

  • @P4r4k
    @P4r4k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    April fools video: the rock, the first weapon lol

    • @Matt-md5yt
      @Matt-md5yt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Mike Nie did Cane use a rock to kill his Brother? anyways your right though, besides the club

    • @CappuccinoSquid
      @CappuccinoSquid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Mike Nie You know he could make rocks fascinating. XD

    • @rosakuboleznennyesladkij1415
      @rosakuboleznennyesladkij1415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Like the rock from Rust?

    • @emeyeenaych
      @emeyeenaych 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The rock, ever since 4 billion BC, has been used by humans even to this day. We use it as items for hopscotching, but our ancestors used it as weapons to beat the fucking shit out of their enemies.

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mike Nie Also how Cain got the first positive K/D in the world

  • @randomviewer7916
    @randomviewer7916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3129

    3 sticks, 3 string.
    1 stick, 1 feather, and 1 flint.

    • @Sparklin420
      @Sparklin420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@nyrixz3979 boi that's Enchanting, not Crafting

    • @fireplayer476
      @fireplayer476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He is speaking the language of the Gods

    • @Saul30119
      @Saul30119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Well...
      6 Wooden plank , 1 Iron

    • @impointless5855
      @impointless5855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Should be enough"

    • @geometryjosh21
      @geometryjosh21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

  • @Immolator772
    @Immolator772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Weird how he didn't mention that WW2 dude that used bow and arrows instead of weapons. That guy i a fucking badass, Germans kill millions with their MGs while that guy isn't even afraid of that.

    • @eruno_
      @eruno_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I very much doubt person like that existed

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Search for Jack Churchill ;)

    • @eruno_
      @eruno_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      "Lieutenant-Colonel *John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming "Jack" Churchill* was a British Army officer who fought throughout the Second World War armed with a longbow, bagpipes, and a basket-hilted Scottish broadsword."
      Wow, why I didn't know this before, it's the coolest thing I read I in a long time!

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yup, pretty impressive.

    • @typek6239
      @typek6239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Well, that's the British for you.
      Mental.

  • @williamsc9528
    @williamsc9528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Everyone saying, "Holy sh** he's alive," He was never gone. It just takes a while to produce such high quality and informative content. Also, he has a child. Honesty, he's been fine over the past few months.

    • @bernardo4157
      @bernardo4157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      WilliamSC rly? I didn't know that he had a son

    • @Necroskull388
      @Necroskull388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah, he's been training the kid. You didn't notice, but this was actually the first time he's had his son narrate a video.

    • @bernardo4157
      @bernardo4157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dagda Mor wait his son narrated this video?

    • @wtfrofllolxd
      @wtfrofllolxd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ocean Man no, they're just messing with you man. his kid is only a toddler so not able to narrate a video (yet)

    • @ry_an.
      @ry_an. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      way to ruin the joke

  • @xifel72
    @xifel72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Ahoy is there very definition of "Quality over quantity" on this platform

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caden Firth pretty much

    • @fat_yosh
      @fat_yosh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And Lemmino

    • @nikitapoletaev905
      @nikitapoletaev905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its quality AND quantity here

    • @Aleblood
      @Aleblood 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely check out Lemmino as well.

    • @kylefitz.2639
      @kylefitz.2639 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As soon as I read this I knew someone was going to say "Lemmino"

  • @TovenDo.O.Video-
    @TovenDo.O.Video- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "To the absolute casual"
    * shows skyrim *. Lmao.

    • @erc778
      @erc778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TovenOvideoRPC 69 likes now

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ali Hadi Babar 12:10 "From the rules-hungry, hardcore..." Shows Neverwinter Nights. 12:13 "...to the absolute casual." Shows The Elder Scrolls.

  • @DewClarke
    @DewClarke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    This is like a documentary on the Discover Channel. I LOVE IT!

  • @Reksrat
    @Reksrat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    What a coincidence, I was just rewatching a bunch of your videos

    • @ahmedhassan9256
      @ahmedhassan9256 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @blairZze99
      @blairZze99 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahmed Hassan Me too

    • @loiranserq2
      @loiranserq2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here.

    • @Ice-lb4ov
      @Ice-lb4ov 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Reksrat me too. Only history ones.

    • @tylarjones9281
      @tylarjones9281 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ice2192 What is worse than SJW'S and everything else in the world? Spiderman fans.

  • @JoetheDilo1917
    @JoetheDilo1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Jack Churchill: *laughs in brought a longbow to D-Day*

    • @Sp1n1985
      @Sp1n1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yea but he was a absolute mad lad

    • @Biancaw.e
      @Biancaw.e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And a sword

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Modern problems require ancient solution

    • @JoetheDilo1917
      @JoetheDilo1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @XxxthedestroyerxxX 774
      SOYUZ NERUSHIMI RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH
      SPATSILA NAVEKI VELIKIA RUS!
      DA STRAVSTUET SOZDANNIY VOLEY NARODOV
      EDINIY, MOGUCHI SOVYETSKIY SOYUZ!

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When an actor possessed by a medieval English king was enlisted into a great war against his worst archenemy of the past

  • @bigpapa7645
    @bigpapa7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    “From a simple hunting tool to a weapon of war”
    what is war but man hunting man

    • @taistelusammakko5088
      @taistelusammakko5088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      War is nowhere near hunting

    • @raddragon1373
      @raddragon1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@taistelusammakko5088
      Men hunt men.
      So i guess if we eat each other it could be called cannibalistic hunting.

    • @TheCornerCaseMan
      @TheCornerCaseMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ahhh, Man. The most dangerous game to hunt.

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheCornerCaseMan The only hunting where you dont know who the prey is until they are slain.

    • @sanyin3615
      @sanyin3615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :O

  • @bumboy5348
    @bumboy5348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    15:19 why is there a rpg warhead on Rambo's gun?

    • @Vypren
      @Vypren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lizard Boy thought the same lol

    • @MineCraftMichael432
      @MineCraftMichael432 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's like a rifle grenade I guess.

    • @SilverShr0ud
      @SilverShr0ud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's probably a flash hider
      if not it's because Rambo is a bad ass

    • @TheRighteousDawn
      @TheRighteousDawn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rambo is a pussy.

    • @Yunovus1123
      @Yunovus1123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Cause it's the 80's.

  • @GVMERS
    @GVMERS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Great work as always, Stuart. Looking forward to your next video! :)

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GVMERS ay! I subbed to you

    • @38mb.
      @38mb. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DakotaofRaptors ok

  • @mrswan7745
    @mrswan7745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    0:23 "The bow and arrow is *an* historical weapon..."
    Off to a great start... *Okay I have to edit this, because there's a LOT of assholes that don't realize this is a joke, and now this is basically just a flame war over the pronunciation of "historical". Good Lord, I used to have faith in humanity.*

    • @GrazerMagic
      @GrazerMagic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      In British English, "an historical" is actually perfectly acceptable, if a little snooty.

    • @L_Selverne
      @L_Selverne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jaxon Duin that is the correct way to say it.

    • @ChristopherPuzey
      @ChristopherPuzey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      a historical. h is not a vowel

    • @L_Selverne
      @L_Selverne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Christopher Puzey An hour. An heir. An historical.

    • @sirmidor
      @sirmidor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Incorrect. In the words you list, the "h" is not pronounced (hour is pronounced as "our", heir as "eir"). the h IS pronounced in historical, so it is incorrect to say "An historical".

  • @ShaDHP23
    @ShaDHP23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    The simplest weapon has the longest IA video. That speaks volumes of its importance to man

    • @anim8dideas849
      @anim8dideas849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Spear?

    • @Jannfndnanakid
      @Jannfndnanakid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anim8dideas849 this ^

    • @AVGyerra22
      @AVGyerra22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Spears = Kings of war
      Why? Literally every single battle in history has involved a spear-like weapon & it doesn't take a genius to wield it. Even in wars like WW1 & WW2 up to the modern times, we stuck knives into the tips of out guns, turning them into a spear-like weapon

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AVGyerra22 Railguns' electromagnetic rods are just advanced spears

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@AVGyerra22
      Fitting that in The Banner Saga, it's a _prince_ that uses a spear and is pretty dangerous with it. I always liked that.

  • @djc1234
    @djc1234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Man, this guy has definitely got a voice for documentaries. Can't believe he hasn't been snapped up by a TV Channel to do some narrating -- be far better than some 'celebrity' that got the gig because of who he/she is.

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For a while, I honestly thought he was Temuera Morrison

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DJC123 he probably just like doin this his way.

    • @Skumtomten1
      @Skumtomten1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      TV is a dying breed anyway. The future will be streaming, youtube and or similar websites, I don't expect traditional television to last for much longer.

    • @smeggytesters8585
      @smeggytesters8585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jpc1918 sponge bob is not cancer, you are

    • @OldskoolK31
      @OldskoolK31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure he used to do advert voice overs for pirate radio in Sheffield, in the 90's.. if not, he has a voice double.

  • @alwang9690
    @alwang9690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    "Our story begins... in a time before stories began."
    Have you ever wanted to make love to a phrase?

  • @turtwig104
    @turtwig104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    Thank god I waited 3 months for this.

    • @theSato
      @theSato 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Not hard to go on with life and let subscriptions notify you when perfection is ready :)

    • @ryanrobinson1238
      @ryanrobinson1238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elias Note right?

    • @mitchhammond3213
      @mitchhammond3213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Elias Note id rather wait this long for a high quality video than him being one of those youtubers that chucks shit daily

    • @Dragos442
      @Dragos442 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elias Note Are you a donor to the channel? No? Then stfu

    • @timmydirtyrat6015
      @timmydirtyrat6015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Dragos442 Fuck you.

  • @skid439
    @skid439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I’m surprised he didn’t mention the (I think) Scottish sergeant in WW2 who fought with a bow and long sword.

    • @michaelm9975
      @michaelm9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You mean Mad Jack Churchill?

    • @victorhugofranciscon7899
      @victorhugofranciscon7899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@michaelm9975 yes, in the reality he is not scottish, he just liked the scottish culture

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      German soldier: Is that man mad? He's playing the *bagpipe* all across the battlefield.

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh, yeah
      Mad Jack

  • @erojerisiz1571
    @erojerisiz1571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Elegant.
    Effective.
    Eternal.
    The 3 e's
    Found in two weapons:
    Knife.
    Bow and arrow.

    • @ColtonWalker073
      @ColtonWalker073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Better to say blade, perhaps?

    • @JohnDoe-nf7up
      @JohnDoe-nf7up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ColtonWalker073 well knives have outlived most bladed weapons on the battlefield with the exception of a couple crazy bastards over the years.

    • @AccountingDerek
      @AccountingDerek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      smack that M1911 in there and you have the perfect build for any shooter ever

    • @redblade5556
      @redblade5556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, if you can block arrows with a knife You are worthy enough to kill me. Ten times over even. I, for one is a swordmaster, having mastered three ways of the sword, still find it harder to ward an arrow than a speeding bullet in midair.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Three. And the spear should be the very first.

  • @R18Y
    @R18Y 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Idea for upcoming episode: the humble Hand Grenade.

    • @Cxreymedia
      @Cxreymedia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alfred Jodl it would be titled "grenade" lol

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "A bullet could have your name on it, but grenades are addressed 'To whom it may concern.' "

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I prefer Holy Hand Grenades. Hallelujah! Hallelujah, *BOOM!*

    • @nic-hol-assgrain6574
      @nic-hol-assgrain6574 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's gotta make a reference to the Holy Hand grenade

    • @josephgarfield3363
      @josephgarfield3363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about the holy hand Grenade?

  • @Channel9001
    @Channel9001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "The bow and arrow was once the pinnacle of weapons technology. It allowed the great Genghis Khan to rule from the Pacific, to the Ukraine. An empire twice the size of Alexander the Great, and four times the size of the Roman Empire."

    • @williamlangdon2596
      @williamlangdon2596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember this quote, but I forgot what movie it's from.

    • @Channel9001
      @Channel9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@williamlangdon2596 Iron Man.

  • @SharpWorks
    @SharpWorks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    You should really do a video on the Bowie knife. It's been around for a couple hundred years, has an iconic look, and there's a decent amount of video games that depict it.

  • @andrewpotapenkoff7723
    @andrewpotapenkoff7723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "Until next time..." Yeah, wait for several months...
    We love you, Ahoy!

    • @ninjaboyz333
      @ninjaboyz333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andrew Potapenkoff do you have a problem? or are you just stating the obvious, yeah, it takes him a while to put out a video stfu

    • @MyHentaiGirl
      @MyHentaiGirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      zRarityYT asshole much?
      did he said anything again it?

    • @FieldMarshalFeels
      @FieldMarshalFeels 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd rather a creator make a high quality video every few months than a creator shit out the same mediocre bullshit every day.

    • @bearclawsrock
      @bearclawsrock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Emperor Beaducwealm I'd rather see high quality content everyday

    • @alecwhatshisname5170
      @alecwhatshisname5170 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emperor Beaducwealm
      @Grant_Thompson

  • @thepie193
    @thepie193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    quality over quantity, the best way to describe this legendary channel, he's never disappointed anyone

    • @PlaystationProduction
      @PlaystationProduction 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Pie Legends say he maybe son of *david attenborough*

  • @Batu_26
    @Batu_26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Elegant. Effective. Eternal.

    • @doot4452
      @doot4452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ancient gun will never gets old

    • @ZFAIRGENTLEMAN
      @ZFAIRGENTLEMAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *E*

  • @LimakPan
    @LimakPan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I never understood why bows became a symbol of dexterity, given how much strength you need to use one effectively.

    • @TheCreeperInc
      @TheCreeperInc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think it depends on the type of bow, the english longbow required so much strength that the skeletons of the archers had bone deformation because of the extreme pressures exerted on them because they trained their achers during their growt growth

    • @taiiat0
      @taiiat0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      requires much more dexterity than swinging a sharp piece of metal.
      all relative.
      not that there isn't some art to using a Sword, but you can get a lot further with just brute force with a Sword than you can with a Bow.

    • @LimakPan
      @LimakPan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Taiiat - start searching for videos on swordfighting or melee in general. You will be surprised, but everything is exactly the opposite of what you said. All you had to do with a bow is draw it back, which required a lot of strength and then shoot it in the general direction of the enemy together with however many archer the army had. There's no finesse or dexterity needed to operate a bow in a war setting at all nor outside it. When for example hunting, a good aim was needed, but it was all still in the arm muscles, as the bow needed to be kept steady even though the draw strength was usually around 350 newtons.
      In melee nothing was this easy as both sides are armed, both sides are defending themselves and even if you hit with a wild swing you're opening yourself up to get hit as well. Both before and after the introduction of plate armor, melee required a ton of knowledge on techniques and a lot of courage. There are thousands of medieval books on how to fight in melee that are still used today due to their validity.

    • @pyrrha7124
      @pyrrha7124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pan Limak Can confirm. I shoot recurve bows for competition and training for half an hour by doing sets of 12 arrows in 2 minutes is enough to make my arm fatigued , trying to land an accurate shot beyond 1 hour training is nigh impossible due to muscle fatigue.

    • @taiiat0
      @taiiat0 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks for the bias - swinging an object can get a lot further because you don't require to cut to be effective. it's a good way to but it's not required.
      see also: Greatswords - exta large metal baseball bats.
      it all requires much strength, that's aside from pairing that strength with things other than it.

  • @dispickle5971
    @dispickle5971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    clicked on video
    liked the video
    watched the video
    left happy

    • @herzglass
      @herzglass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Now I wonder where in that chronology you wrote the comment... sleepless nights.

  • @ethana4574
    @ethana4574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    “Twenty four hours and two meals away from barbarism”
    Holy shit...that’s deep

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think that line alone makes us all appreciate how good we have it.

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PelemusMcSoy Sometimes it's best to stop, and appreciate the little things.
      -Quote I stole because I am not Ahoy

  • @Huy-G-Le
    @Huy-G-Le 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Time Travel historian: so, how many of your troops are archers and also ride horses.
    Genghis khan: *YES*

  • @vasilzahariev5741
    @vasilzahariev5741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Next episode: Knife.
    Just kidding, great video.

    • @MrTBSC
      @MrTBSC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Vasil Zahariev i wouldn't mind it

    • @CelticSaint
      @CelticSaint 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like knives.

    • @dcs3395
      @dcs3395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe a specific and iconic one? Bowie? Kukri? Butterfly?

    • @spairus4492
      @spairus4492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why are you "Just kidding"?

    • @toddcolston1501
      @toddcolston1501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wouldn't mind ahoy's presentation of the history of knives

  • @carlerman99
    @carlerman99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Why the hell are people disliking this??? this is TH-cam gold!

    • @bleachboss1358
      @bleachboss1358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SixShooter their jealous of how good his videos are

    • @alejoappendino4462
      @alejoappendino4462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They are probably fans of clubs instead

    • @Thug_Nuts1
      @Thug_Nuts1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know why does this have any disliked there is so much effort and such amazing execution

    • @krustykrabemployeepatricks3709
      @krustykrabemployeepatricks3709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I disliked because a twenty minute video didn’t debunk any myths about bows.

    • @serenacat7890
      @serenacat7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carler1 some people just want to se the world on fire :|

  • @hashbrownz1999
    @hashbrownz1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    That one youtuber i always forget exists until a video pops up in my sub list, and i'm just like *orgasm*

    • @waves5651
      @waves5651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably Not A Chicken it's more TH-cam than you tho

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably Not A Chicken
      Just like Proton Jon.

  • @N1njaTrollTech
    @N1njaTrollTech 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    When TF2 was shown, all I could think was “Crits are fair and balanced”

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I only heard 1 thing.
      *THE PHLOG*

    • @shiftypenguin472
      @shiftypenguin472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Considering the video was about bows all I could hear is LUCKSMAN. HOW WAS THAT A HEADSHOT. BROKEN HITBOX

    • @z-coenterprises9685
      @z-coenterprises9685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imagine society now if frying pans were made in the stone age

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@z-coenterprises9685
      We'd be in the 5th or 6th world war by now.

    • @DeathDealer_1021
      @DeathDealer_1021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@z-coenterprises9685 CLONG

  • @AcersNN
    @AcersNN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    My friend in class got a ruler and scraped the hole in the middle so a pencil could fit through and he put a rubber band on it and it became a bow & arrow.

    • @AcersNN
      @AcersNN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup

    • @AcersNN
      @AcersNN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He shot my friend with a metal tip and my friend got a red spot from it

    • @UnstoppableForces
      @UnstoppableForces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Elegant, Effective, *Eternal.*

  • @Rohrkrepierer
    @Rohrkrepierer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I swear, Ahoy could sell a piece of shit and make it look good...

    • @Insurgency27
      @Insurgency27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheKoorallchannel "sell me this pen" xD

    • @nguyenbinhphuong1491
      @nguyenbinhphuong1491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheKoorallchannel you mean Ahoy can make shit into legend?

    • @ahmadalkhateeb1180
      @ahmadalkhateeb1180 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      he did, you just missed it. They're sold out in 2 minutes.

  • @kazuma913
    @kazuma913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    never clicked a video faster. this man's channel is the definition of quality.

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skullkid96 TH-cam RED

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skullkid96 *first episodes are free

    • @m-yday
      @m-yday 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ShadowBanana I'm not into RED just yet, there's not enough series that entertain me yet, but the quality of some of those shows are still lower than this. Ahoy's animations are clean, simplistic and beautiful. The narration is done very well. His research is vast and his final work is extremely in depth. Yes, he may miss out some games here and there, but it's not like he can get everything. He chooses what he thinks to be the most important. It's absolutely amazing

    • @proxy1035
      @proxy1035 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It reminds me of Kurkgesagt.
      It takes Ages for a video, but it is Always worth it.

    • @znxster
      @znxster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One day it might actually exist outside of the US.

  • @TheSteelEcho666
    @TheSteelEcho666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Mentioned Hastings, but not Crecy or Agincourt? How much are the French paying you?

    • @sonicecho5235
      @sonicecho5235 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TinnedTommy I wrote a story about Crecy once, for a class. I'm 'Murican so I'm not sure if it was that accurate though lol

    • @susugeki
      @susugeki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Another butt-hurt English man lol

    • @FuriosusD06
      @FuriosusD06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Attila or Genghis . . .

    • @TheSteelEcho666
      @TheSteelEcho666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did you just assume my gender?

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hm... Agincourt was the one with the mud, right? Yeah, I think the archer's role is overrated, the French were assaulting in terrible conditions.

  • @TheRougeSky
    @TheRougeSky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Undying trend of zombies" I see what you did there.

  • @Klamath2046
    @Klamath2046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Your knowledge of diverse mythologies alone has earned you a subscription

    • @anttitheinternetguy3213
      @anttitheinternetguy3213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Klamath 2046 its called google, google it up yourself if you dont believe me

    • @theonejackal89
      @theonejackal89 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@anttitheinternetguy3213Still, research takes a long time and finding a way to mix it into the video is great.

    • @anttitheinternetguy3213
      @anttitheinternetguy3213 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@theonejackal89 wtf i dont remember typing that kind of message at all. What a stupid thing to say by me. Yeah, i agree with The original commentor. I dont understand, that is not My type of comment at all

    • @anttitheinternetguy3213
      @anttitheinternetguy3213 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey klamath in case you still use that user, im sorry for The comment. I feel like i Have Been pranked or something, whatever The case i wouldnt say anything like that to you

  • @VeeZee777
    @VeeZee777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    it's even a main weapon in warframe, a gameset tens of thousands of years into the future

    • @firebladeentertainment5739
      @firebladeentertainment5739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im still waiting for them to make a prime version of the Daiku
      that bow just punches through everything
      heck
      sometimes i deliberatly shoot with it through the enemies cover
      also one arrow, one line of enemies
      MANY headshots
      But shotguns are fun too

  • @thenobletaco4232
    @thenobletaco4232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    men in tights was the best robin hood movie

    • @SneakattackMTG6833
      @SneakattackMTG6833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      theNobleTaco wait I missed let me look at the script

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      theNobleTaco Prince of thieves wasn't bad either

    • @themustardthe
      @themustardthe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, the furry Disney one was the best

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Ridley Scott Robin Hood movie, starring Russel Crow, isn't a great movie, but it does get at least a small recommendation from me, for being the only Robin Hood Movie I know that acknowledges that Richard the Lionheart was not some paragon of virtue and chivalry, but a bloodthirsty twat, who got himself killed trying to pillage a castle, belonging to fellow Christian Europeans

    • @snokky1611
      @snokky1611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I completely agree!

  • @Legogunpro
    @Legogunpro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    DO THE MUSKET!!!!!

    • @moth5724
      @moth5724 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please

    • @realz2715
      @realz2715 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manners are important anyways

    • @moth5724
      @moth5724 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cat_Life always

  • @erykrejner2528
    @erykrejner2528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Ow come on! A Bow & Arrow episode without any mention of the "Thief" series? ow well... Fine episode anyway.
    I just love how profesional you are not asking for likes subs and comments like a peasant.
    Edit: it was pointed out to me that at 19:12 when the word "thief" is droped it shows footage of the 2014 Thief game. My only excuse is that I knew the game was gonna be shit so I never played that one and did not recognize it when shown.

    • @MrTBSC
      @MrTBSC 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eryk Rejner yea but thing is they DO matter for spreading the video

    • @erykrejner2528
      @erykrejner2528 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrTBSC Sharing matters for spreading a video. Ahoy is a living proof you do not need to beg like a pathetic looser to be viewed and have a shit-ton of subs.

    • @MrTBSC
      @MrTBSC 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eryk Rejner sharing is just another way to get views but that is user dependant to spread to other platforms .. doing something simple as clicking the like/dislikebutton (doesn't matter which of the two) raises the possibility of the video being more visible in general without the need of a subscription with the way youtubes algorithm works
      doesn't matter if someone asks for it or not .. i personaly don't see the harm in that if the person in question provides me with entertaining or compeling content

    • @erykrejner2528
      @erykrejner2528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MrTBSC Well good for you. I personaly take the lack of asking for anything as a breath of fresh air. Not to ask is like a statement "I am confident in what I do and I do not need to ask for anything".

    • @MrTBSC
      @MrTBSC 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eryk Rejner yea i get that too many people asking for it may make it annoying or weak .. but on the other hand not asking for it may aswell mean that many less people helping a genuinly good video to become more viral which imo is a bit of a shame ... and i saw (and i'm sure you too) many good videos that i found criminaly underwatched .. weither people ask for the likes or not

  • @gawainthedane3314
    @gawainthedane3314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "To the Absolute Casual"
    *Shows Skyrim*

  • @VenusandMaiku
    @VenusandMaiku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Surprised Hanzo from Overwatch doesn't have a cameo.

    • @krapfantasy
      @krapfantasy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maiku Wong haha was waiting for him as well

    • @lightspeedgamer1723
      @lightspeedgamer1723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maiku Wong ikr

    • @ninjaboyz333
      @ninjaboyz333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Maiku Wong fuck no he's a loser

    • @TheDudeWhoCommented
      @TheDudeWhoCommented 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      or Zelda

    • @Aabicus
      @Aabicus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I was hoping for Fightin' Jack Churchill, the real-life British soldier who wielded a longbow and claymore in actual WWII combat.

  • @trc2038
    @trc2038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    You guys should do the p90 it seems like a popular firearm

    • @MrTBSC
      @MrTBSC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Im Trick will come ... and it's just one guy

    • @trc2038
      @trc2038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MrTBSC oh OK it's pretty amazing this guy's researches all this for weapons with or without help his channel is doing very well

    • @Anolaana
      @Anolaana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im Trick: I've been waiting for this one too, and last I heard the P90 is part of this season. So hopefully later this year!

    • @lukewuzhere1000
      @lukewuzhere1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gonna be episode 6 of this season :D

    • @innsj6369
      @innsj6369 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jonathan Nickel We are NOT rushing B, you are drunk!

  • @panther724
    @panther724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I was waiting for so long! Thank you Stu. love you

    • @panther724
      @panther724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The wait was so worth it :)

    • @esprit101
      @esprit101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, the rate of video releases is pretty low, but you get around 20 to 60 minutes with great narration and high production values. Keep it up (wouldn't mind a few more videos though :D )

  • @trapical
    @trapical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The ending words, combined with that artwork and the lonely notes of the theme song.
    Shiver down my spine, and tears in my eyes.

    • @quefluxwinger3212
      @quefluxwinger3212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wholeheartedly agree!
      I also couldn't help but notice the Crosscode profile picture, perhaps I should finish that game?

  • @LetsReadPodcast
    @LetsReadPodcast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Was sad to see no Hanzo :(

  • @Amy-gz2ko
    @Amy-gz2ko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    >sees video
    >video plays instantly
    >pauses the video
    >clicks like button

  • @hydroastral2830
    @hydroastral2830 7 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    This is the absolute,legit,only channel that puts quality at the top of the priority list.And for that,we thank you,Ahoy.

    • @Defeshh
      @Defeshh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There are many others m8

    • @Cardhandler11
      @Cardhandler11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you like quality content like this, check out Matthewmatosis. He posts super infrequently, but everything he puts up is so grade-A.

    • @TheSteelEcho666
      @TheSteelEcho666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FrankieOnPC is another such channel, in my opinion.

    • @TheSteelEcho666
      @TheSteelEcho666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You want some?

    • @Holygiant
      @Holygiant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell no... FrankieOnPC is more irrelevant than he has ever been. Once he was done getting shouted at for hacking in DayZ and CSGO he faded into obscurity. Glad I don't have to hear his obnoxious voice again.

  • @akab211
    @akab211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I bow before the greatness of the bow

  • @manfromnantucket9544
    @manfromnantucket9544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "the birth of strategy, the art of war"
    shows a bunch of dudes flinging arrows at some guy's porch

    • @FloreyXE
      @FloreyXE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thats very strategic appearntly

    • @raddragon1373
      @raddragon1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its a strategy.
      I mean so long it works

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Flinging arrows at someone’s porch is a effective strategy” - Sun Tzu the Art of War

  • @CheeseWithMold
    @CheeseWithMold 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST THREE WORDS THAT GET ME
    THESE ARE SO WELL WRITTEN

  • @Deviltriggerfounder
    @Deviltriggerfounder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Holy Hell, these videos are very well made.

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rock me, Joey Santiago.
      "A chance to cast off the treachery of modern life"
      Chick-fil-a ad starts playing 2 seconds after the words leave Stuart's mouth

  • @kronosballer
    @kronosballer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The bow and arrow was made in 50-10.000 years ago
    People before 50-10.000 years ago:
    *arm wrestling intensifies*

  • @Romanian901
    @Romanian901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    i wish he talked more about several variants of bows. shortbow, longbow, recurved bow, compound bow, crossbow, ballista, arbalest. only the compound bow got mentioned though

    • @doommaker4000
      @doommaker4000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crossbow and balista are completly different than bow amd ammo is called bolts. Oh and what this Arbalest is?

    • @Romanian901
      @Romanian901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doom Maker arbalest is a late version of crossbow that was ergonomically more like a gun and used steel prods/bow. also the crossbow and ballista is still a bow but used in a different way

    • @GuardianOfTheHeaven
      @GuardianOfTheHeaven 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quhark Atkali And easily wielded, like a gun. Loading is a little difficult, but not too much.

    • @FieldMarshalFeels
      @FieldMarshalFeels 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He probably will talk about crossbows in a separate video eventually, since they seem to have a unique relevance compared to the other kinds of bows you mentioned when it comes to video games.

  • @sagiksp4979
    @sagiksp4979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    On twitter he said all of the next videos
    M60
    Rocket Launcher
    P90

  • @ktown0173
    @ktown0173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This dude sounds like he could be a writer, he has great descriptive detail

    • @TheJayson8899
      @TheJayson8899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What do you think he's doing

  • @zak-of-all-trades9638
    @zak-of-all-trades9638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    For the next series of iconic arms:
    Browning .50 Cal
    Barrett .50 Cal
    Flamethrower
    Crossbow
    Chainsaw
    Glock family
    AA12

    • @dontuseyourcellulardata7599
      @dontuseyourcellulardata7599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mg 42
      Lee-Enfield
      Ppsh
      Stg44
      The musket
      grenade launcher
      Famas
      Aug
      Lewis gun
      Scar H
      M1897 trenchgun
      M249 saw
      Model 1887
      M4a1
      Galil
      G36
      PP bison
      Maxim gun
      An 94
      Tar 21
      Kar98k
      Mosin Nagant
      KSG
      M14
      Svt 40
      PPK
      Bren gun
      Ak74u

    • @somerandomguy8725
      @somerandomguy8725 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My man, you correctly predicted 3 of them!

    • @hughquigley5337
      @hughquigley5337 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s crazy that you correctly predicted three of his videos. Maybe Stuart saw this?

  • @KoeSeer
    @KoeSeer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    can you narrate my life?

    • @Hotomato
      @Hotomato 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      There wouldn't be anything to narrate though.
      Don't take it personally the joke was just asking to be made.

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      you're actually telling the truth...
      fuck.

  • @brotherpanda3626
    @brotherpanda3626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "The Bow and Arrow"
    Please say silent.
    "Elegant," silent? "Effective," stealthy?
    "Eternal"
    (goosebumps) and thats why he should do the videos and not I.