RZA's Worst Beat
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This is what I imagine it was like to visit the Oracle of Delphi
Definitely
That's an understatement
Looking back on historical tales that definitely isn't too far off
It kills me to imagine them ranting exactly like this 24/7, and the ancient rulers who came seeking political advice just walk out slackjawed.
Verbatim. Exactly what they're saying now, just without any of the cultural context necessary to understand it.
My grandfather is a gun.
and my grandmother was a taser, but from what i hear, they are often accidentally mistaken for each other.
@@malink2658 💀💀💀
@@malink2658 oof
i appreciate how each video is filmed in a different spot, but i also fear for the day when you run out of places to film in your home and just start doing video essays in public parks or something
waiting for the toilet video
can't wait for the washing machine video!!
@@izzahbelle8582 “I am disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and THIS is the thanks I get?!”
I’m scared because if he runs out of places in his house he’ll move to one of ours
can't wait for the tom scott video
Sign of a GREAT TH-camr : they make a video about a topic I have absolutely no interest in, and I still immediately click and watch it in its entirety.
amen
Yes, the greatest sign of a great youtuber. The TVChild3 endorsement
@@devilmaycrysarockingdontcome what can I say, my opinion is the only one that matters 😂🤣.
I should have said “to me”.
He legit!
I don’t know 2 shits about music in general and rap in particular. Dude i watched this video like 6 times
when you said the geto boys hot take my dad turned around and said "turn that shit off" LMAO
as a non native english speaker im extremely proud of myself for understanding anything youre saying
As a native English speaker I'm shocked that I ever do.
As you should, good job 👏🏽👏🏽
try it at 2x next
I’m a music engineer that generally doesn’t like “thing is bad” essays but you got me... watching Ladybug & Cat Noir.
This is so much more than a “thing is bad” essay though ahahah
"don't forget that ur gay, actually" is an absolute BOP of a sign off
I'm convinced that his channel has only been ever recommended to queer people, I dont spot a single cishet person in this comment section
@@iveedoodle well, actually, I'm cishet.
-me, a year ago. I was wrong. it is not a normal boy thing to want to be a girl.
@@iveedoodle I'm cis het, but I'm also neurodivergent. That may also be a factor.
Hi, Cis Het person here with ADD. It feels like I finally have found a TH-cam Channel that feeds the same wavelength of crackhead energy that I put out. It's weird, but refreshing. Ciao
@@addisonbaker8211 welcome to egghood, how you doing?
"turtle looking white dude" is going to be what I put as my ethnicity and gender on the next census
if ur beat doesn’t have doorbell noises I don’t wanna listen to it 😤❌
if i ever write a character that is an oracle/future seeing/has trans dimensional vision or whatever, they are gonna speak exactly like this, specifically the outro. Man, this is real content right here
“At sunset, I can smell time.”
At first I thought you meant they're trans, and just decided to say "has trans" for some reason
wait, they too can see into the trans dimension?
this is the most fascinating channel i've found in a while ngl, drunk girl at a party rambling incomprehensibly about everything to nobody vibes
“time isn’t real and the backspace key exists” I swear, everything you say is a banger and you have conquered the gods
But don't go too rashly, for "you can't unsucc a dick and you can't delete memes from the internet."
@@sethsoarenson7414 oh my gosh, you are absolutely correct, that line was *chef’s kiss
Careful making his head any bigger though or he's not gonna be able to lift it any longer, which may hamper his productivity, probably.
they are a god honestly
my first parasocial relationship was between me and the harems of pillows that surround me each night
same
mood
i don't even know anything about rap music but here i am 💀
Same, but their voice is really comforting :]
Same, what do the takes at the beginning mean? I have no idea, but good for you :)
watched your tangled video and now i´m obsessed with your channel
lmao same. that video is a piece of art
Same he is amazing and although I do not know the subject of this vid I am super interested cause he’s so smart and cool.
@@emilyjuhe7184 I don't know shit about rap and frankly I don't care, but I LOVE this dudes energy :D
lol same
We are living the same reality
When you say “Start another cult” i feel the need to ask questions but also may i have a pamphlet
"Now I gotta turn this thing off before it revolts against nature for existing." This entire video is just filled with quotable chaos, and I love it.
That part about cars being completely indistinguishable to you....I felt that deep in my soul.
when you're so fuckin amped up about a topic that you have to grab your foot and hold a pillow over your head because you don't know what the fuck you're doing anymore but you just need to do SOMETHING with this energy
bruhh u make me wanna be cultured about anything. anything is fine, just something
cj: darkest, most poetic reminder to maintain a healthy distance from creators
cj, literally 3 seconds later: go watch miraculous ladybug
I feel like I just had a nearly 18 minute conversation with a friend of mine in which I had no idea what was happening and instead just nodded along to support the madness. Honestly this has to be my favorite flavor of content
When you said "I'm gaining popularity on the internet, and I'm talking about it in therapy" - you're great
man idk what it is about your energy but it's infectious its like
the perfect encapsulation of when your friend is ranting about a very specific niche interest and you're just a deer in the headlights of an oncoming satellite beam
I CANNOT WAIT FOR RZA'S NEXT MOVIE "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU" I AM GOING TO FRY A CRICKET IN A PAN AND CONSUME IT FOR NUTRIENCE
wait i swear you had like 4 thousand subs like a day ago
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I watched this straight after your livestream with F.D. Signifier. Honestly the reaction I'd had previously to seeing this thumbnail was in line with one you discussed in that livestream - "This seems like work". I know very little about rap and hip-hop and was like ugh, i'm gonna have to leaRn something...
This video is fucking incredible. I haven't full-on laughed from just a video in such a long time!! And I was curious about "Untrue" after that tiny snippet. Listening to the album now and it's unlike anything I've ever heard. "Endorphin" had like, a twist near the end that just threw my stomach.
I can't believe how much shit people miss out on due to this systemic programming and sense of guilt we feel as though we should have when we learn about it which in turn leads to u avoiding things that "feel like work" rather than getting to experience more stuFf
am not articulating this very well but i hope people understand the Vibe if they read this comment.
cj got me watching miraculous, and my coworker made fun of me today for it but idgaf bc I honestly love the show
i subscribed two days ago when you were at 10k and now you’re at over 22k. i’m so excited for where this channel is gonna gooo 🥰🥰
Same, super new sub watching this absolute treasure grow
i have never been more passionate about a song i've never heard
I'm trying desperately to not suffocate from laughing at work as I watch this
Truly an elevated version of my 11 year old self f*cking around with a Yamaha electronic keyboard
Also post-chat Blanc marinette needs to just be with Luca istg
I'm usually in a self-deprecating state of mind when someone else overwhelms me with either music theory or more knowledge about music I like. But for this video, I felt a bit better knowing that someone else understands and gets why rap is so soul-touching and poignant.
That being said, that beat was hilarious
Me who knows nothing about rap:
I like your funny words magic man
Damn it, I was the 399th like and not the 400th...
Ayyyyy your the one who told me about this chanel!
Aww I love your channel!!
You lead me here, thank you!
we love u T.T
Thank you for introducing me to this channel!
I just discovered this channel and I am eternally grateful for that. They feel like the head leader of the gay agenda just got dunked into cocaine.
Youre literally the only channel I have notification turned on for. Every video is such a wild ride its amazing
At last, an essayist i can validly simp for
How dare you ignore the Dark Mother?
This Rza beat will haunt me forever now, thank you sincerely for introducing it to my brain
im always here for black thought appreciation
“the only reason i have mental illness is because they wouldn’t let me blow bubbles into my milk with a straw in the pizza hut” truer words have never been spoken
"Inspiration comes after you make something." Absolute brilliance.
I just saw your name credited as an editor at the end of Khadija Mbowe’s video on Video Vixens and was immediately bowled over that 2 video essayists I love work together in some way💕 please keep up everything
I feel like you’re the type of person I’d like to get drunk with and just discuss music. I don’t think I’d be able to keep up, but I’d like to try.
I think the goal of every single CJ The X’s videos is to call me basic
Thanks to you, I have been preaching the gospel of the unnecessary first 5 minutes of Tangled to anyone willing to listen and I will be eternally grateful for your beautiful video creations
Your content is triple S tier with extra steps dude **chef kiss**
I have no frame of reference for half of your videos, but I'll listen to you manically school me about any topic whenever you let me. I stan. 😍
You are just the perfect combination of pure chaos and put together thoughts and I just can't handle it
the youtube algorithm granted me the honor of recommending you to me when u were a 6k and now you are finally getting the attention u deserve !!!!!! okay i could listen to you talk about literally anything i am addicted to your energy
Joke's on you, my first parasocial relationship was with my mother.
i feel like if i ever met u in real life my brain would literally melt because your energy would no longer be contained by a computer screen
I have never been interested in hip hop but this video is the best thing I’ve seen all week, thank you.
I would love for this mans to do a video essay on how he feels about horoscopes (like why they're bullshit or why they should be a dominant religion or something, just however he feels about them), I love your content by the way my brain loves following the conversations in your videos
The chaos of the topics of your essays matches the chaos in our minds and I'm here for it.
"At sunset I can smell time", my favorite sentence ever, wish it was me who said it
You are one of the best you tubers I’ve found I just finished bingeing all your videos and I got to say you make every topic interesting I’m not even into rap music and I loved this video pls keep up the good work
I binged all of your videos literally yesterday and now there's a new one. You've quickly become one of my favorite content creators and I'm so excited to see more from you. Also I started Miraculous lol
I love how Miraculous Ladybug is becoming a recurring theme on this channel. Also show me Lila on the screen one more time 😡👊
you are seriously such an interesting and talented person. i don’t think i’ve ever loved watching someone else’s yt videos as much as yours
Thank you for being the channel that showed up in my recommendations that I will now send to all of my friends in which half of them will watch while I binge every video.
Props to anyone who actually had an event spring to mind when he said “dont forget what you did… they wont.”
Hope you’re doing better
I actually started listening to yr album when I first saw ur tangled video, and its one of my favorites! Stay is my favorite track off it!
One of these days I will rise to prominence, make a large-scale public appearance, and only play this beat.
Great video, it's so nice to see a funny video essay on music for once, love the part in the beginning where you threw out a bunch of rap trivia and hot takes really fast
God damn I'm so happy I put notifications for your uploads on, I got so much serotonin from just seeing there's a new video!!
how do they do this? every description of every noise in the beat is so perfectly on point
I don't know why I have such a proud parental feeling watching your channel get so big, but I'm vibing- you definitely deserve the hype
The line about your teddy bear being your first parasocial relationship shook me cause I'm still that dude's biggest fan
my god that beat is absolutely unhinged and im obsessed with it now. thank you
I love how you one day woke up, decided the world deserved your videos and blew up.
Let's be clear, though: It doesn't.
Seriously until today it had been a long time since I laughed out loud so hard. But when you played the RZA beat at the end of the video and was dancing to it...I was in pure hysterics. Seriously this made my day 🤣😂🤣
"your first parasocial relationship was probably with your teddy bear"
this broke my brain and unfortunately im passing away now.
Back in the day you had to have a meeting with somebody at a tea shop to set up a meeting with a guy like CJ. Now you can just go on TH-cam. Amazing Times
To quote another TH-camr I've been getting into: "I FUCK with this energy"
0:12 Damn… CJ’s been doing TH-cam essays for barely a year and he’s already influencing politics on a national scale.
“Rapper and man Juicy J” - Assigned Rapper At Birth
this is one of your best and most underrated videos, have rewatched many times
This channel is epic. I love this channel man. Thank you. 💜
Waiting for that miraculous ladybug sponsorship to come through for you.
damn i was rlly thinking 'this is gonna be my new favorite youtuber and imma watch them 24/7' just to find out that i could finish all your videos in a day... anyways im gonna watch all your videos in a day now bc omg i love your channel
I have actually started watching miraculous because of you
"Atrocity Exhibition is a million times better than Requiem for a Dream"
I mean to be fair Atrocity Exhibition is a million times better than most things
👆👆👆
So I just went down the rabbit hole of watching your videos and this has been an extremely fun way to procrastinate from work. Not sure if you're taking recommendations but have you considered doing a Video Essay about Euphoria? Weirdly the one reason why that thought popped up, is how you do your makeup, it's really cool and has that style.
I need a CJ the X Music Master Class please. I’ll just be rewatching this video till then, thanks.
I feel like I just came over for a sleepover and we started talking music and then you just went off and I have to listen now lmao
Almost convinced me to rewatch the RZA’s vodka commercial with vincent gallo. Almost
First time I’m this early to a video, also I’ve been binging your videos I love them💖💖
just found you yesterday and turned on notifs immediately >:) this channel is definitely going places -- keep up the good work!
Congrats for all the new subs, I'm so glad people are finally appreciating your genius! I started with your Time Isn't Real video & now I feel in the know😎
😂😂😂.....the thing that gets me about that video is it shuffled down a line of people and still got published, they had to film it, stop move cameras angles etc, then someone had to edit it, show them the result and RZA still said yes😱
This might be my favorite video on the internet. I'm not as invested in hiphop as I'd like to be and I'm way more invested in youtube video essayists than I'd like to admit to, and this video brings every part of me together to fullbody wheeze at "the sound of tinkertots marching to war".
Holy shit like idk two weeks ago i binged all ur stuff and u had like idek 1k subscribers? Now ur at 30k damn grow that platform i salute u
Rza was not putting his heart into this bad sound. He just was collecting a check
Holy shit! Last week you only had like 2k subs, now over 20k! You deserve all the recognition! Love your content :D
Finding your channel has been my favorite thing about 2021 so far. You magnificant bastard.
As much as I love your videos on tv/movies, I hope you do more videos on music. This is really insightful and fun.
you can just feel RZA was just trying out the hardware and then thought couldn't backout
i knew what beat you were gonna talk about the second i saw this title
I had no idea what was going on but I'm here anyway and it's fascinating