I'm a 62 year old man. Isn't it interesting how you stop tolerating fools as you get older? I don't know about you, but this "senior" business us the most fun I've had in my life, if I ignore the aches and pains.
Story 2 - George should’ve been demoted if not fired for placing OP’s life in danger knowing that OP’s not trained or qualified to do what he ordered him to do!
The other thing is that it's illegal for anyone but police to do a search of a person's bag physically. Meaning that all OP really had to open the bag, show her the contents, then close it back up. OP didnt need to move things around in the bag or take anything out. She can feel free to sack you then, but that's a lawsuit even in an at-will state because she is accusing you of theft, that is litigation waiting to happen. Also, you cant be detained for such a search either, unless you are law enforcement.
@@laziboi5285 Yes they are in some Jurisdiction's, NOT all of them and even in Jurisdictions where Citizen's Arrest is Legal, there are VERY specific things that you MUST do in order to make a Legal Citizen's Arrest...
@@Ryanthusar Plus the whole wage theft thing, which would get DOL into a happy case, with easy to prove, small amounts to pay, and a massive fine that is not contestable.
My last 10 months in the United States Army was spent working at a post recycling center. We had a compactor that bundled cardboard boxes down to about the same mass as a smart car. Before they let me use the machines I had to demonstrate ALL safety procedures. The FIRST rule is NEVER climb inside the machine.
At my library, we just make sure they don’t see us doing anything they will disapprove of, and make sure any messes made by kids crafts are neatened up before they come through. Otherwise their demands are a bit ridiculous and stupid at times
I met a guy in a nursing home one time that was forced to crawl into a trash compactor one time. Needless to say he was in a long care home at 24. Don't crawl into a trash compactor guys
Okay, story 2 - I have seen the first ever Star Wars movie. No going inside trash compactors unless you are being chased by imperial stormtroopers and that is the only way of escape.
From the 'please crawl inside the trash compactor' story, anybody else getting the vibes of that chubby blond doofus from King of the Hill? He wanted Bobby to cross the Speedway track to sell drinks, and just 'try not to die.'
Story 4: the image in my head; a guy sitting with his' feet on the table loudly eating nachos while a Karen next to him is making tea kettle noises and when she hits the boiling point; she makes a 1930's work whistle noise
In the first story, OP did a great job of protecting his female co-workers. Would love to have seen the men's reaction when he bent over and looked back at them.
Almost but not quite as good as the big hairy guy that wore kilts to work as part of his business suit instead of pants. And I think he did it in the authentic way, which is to not wear ANYTHING under it. And he wore all colors like pinks and such.
Whoa not just wage theft. Call the police. Since when does someone have the right to search your private belongings? He’ll the cops even need a search warrant.
Library Story: When the Manager screamed "What are you doing?" I'd have swallowed and put my finger up to my lips and say "SHHHHH! This is a Library, speak softly so you don't disturb the patrons." 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Story 3: All of this was because the boss thought it was a good idea to plop stuff outside, and then he thinks that the staff are the ones stealing. Y'know, maybe bring the stuff inside first?
S1: Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed and deserved. S4: I'm just imagining Beave and the Bold's chill Batman sitting on on the conference eating nachos.
She should have cooked a fish curry in the microwave, in a lot of UK firms you will find a notice banning the cooking of fish in a microwave, it seriously stinks out the entire office.
Worked in an office, literally as far away from the break room as possible. Someone microwaved fish one day and the office smelled HORRIBLE for a week! Idk why, I cook fish at home and the smell disappears by morning. Maybe it’s because of the nasty recycled air? Ugh every morning I’d come in and feel nauseous because of the smell of old fish and cleaning products. Omg what a headache by the end of the day.
@@FaithinChrist3xyou’re doing the Lord’s work my friend. Some people are SUPER sensitive to smells and certain odors will even kick off things like migraines in some people, like myself. Thank you for thinking of others. Honestly, it’s really nice of you.
In the third story, waiting until you are clocked out to do a bag check sounds kinda illegal, like making an employee work or be there without being paid
Last Story: At least the higher ups realize their mistake and fired the fool but I bet that branch is going to close down since from my experience losing the entire work staff is basically the end of any business as without senior staff training the newer staff it going to be fail.
I suspect that every one of those fired employees could look into wrongful dismissal claims. Not their fault they were late, so they shouldn't be fired.
I could just imagine the guy in the first story turning on his music and playing "Baby Got Back" every time he joined the girl bending over the deli...😂😂😂
George is lucky OP and/or Kenny didn't report him to OSHA or the Department of Labor for that Order... What Kenny did was NOTHING compared to what OSHA and/or the DoL would have done to him...
For story 2, i would have had department of labor paperwork, specifically the regulations that detail that she has to do the bag check on the clock. For bonus points have an employment lawyer's card papercliped on top.
OMG! 😂 Story 3 had me dying with OP’s response to the bereavement pamphlet and then what followed. I had to pause everything to get through my laughing fit! Well played, OP! 😂😂😂
Story 4: So my best guess is that there are no actual break rooms, so the conference room is the next best thing, but even then is that really a good idea?
Story 1: Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear yoga pants. Story 2: George should have been jailed right then and there. Workplace training exists for a reason! Ditto for the many other safety measures. Story 5: I hope those 15 people at least got their jobs back in the end. They didn't choose to be late! The store manager should have been not only fired, but arrested!
Last story: ive seen inside corporate America, they are totally divorced from reality and made their own. Metrics are the only thing they care about that high. And, like here, people go out of the way to fluff the reports to make metrics ok then all they see is green and nothing wrong with the system. Gotta force them to the ground or mess up their system for them to actually look.
Story 3: if I owned a store and I was worried about theft, I would just implement a clear bag policy, with the bags being provided at the company's expense. Easy fix.
I work for a company that has automated attendance discipline. It actually is far better than my previous company that fired you if you called sick on a holiday, even if you had proof you were in the hospital. You get reprimanded for 3 in 30, 6 in 90, 9 in 180, or 12 in 365. It takes 4 reprimands to be fired. So it isn’t exactly super strict.
When you are desperate for money you take any job you can get. Consider yourself lucky that you're not in that situation but these are real situations.... You can't just walk off the job cuz on a basic level you're going to lose your home and food .. healthcare is a whole other issue
Story 2 - I worked for a big box retailer where someone got their arm caught in the compactor trying to unjam a box before I started. Ripped it off, and the blood stained the floor as a warning. The manager didn't tell them to do it...but he was grilled for hours and warned he could be personally facing a felony if he did. They are like a standing bulldozer.
Re:story 4. I was a police dispatcher. We worked 8.5 hour shifts with a half hour meal break. We used to eat in the dispatch center, but the union let the department know that if we can’t leave the job site for our breaks, they have to pay us for the time. We got paid 1/2 hour OT every day until the department changed us to 8 hour shifts with the agreement we could eat at a separate table in the comm center. That went through several iterations until they got to the point we needed two dispatchers on duty at all times.
When the bereavement therapy pamphlet came out and she said, “I haven’t lost anyone, but it’s a great place to meet new people,” I had to immediately hold my breath and fight to keep the laughter in. I’m at work and I don’t want to burst out in hysterical laughter
At one point, I had a colleague whom I was told was going through people's desk drawers while they weren't around. I also had a friend whose hobby was leather crafting, and he did some of his work at the computer help desk while he waited for people needing help. This included making fur-lined manacles, which he sold to the students who saw him working on them. So I borrowed a pair of them for a week, and hid them in one of my desk drawers. I was later told that the colleague was rummaging through my stuff, paused, went a funny colour, and slammed the drawer shut. And never went through my stuff again.
🤣🤣🤣 Within 5 minutes of being told that purse checks would have been a thing My co-workers have been ordering things on expedient shipping to be sent to the store so they could have them in their bags for preview.... Bonus points if you make the manager to flinch. 🤣
My best friend had a coworker put his foot into a trash compactor to un-jam it and she got called because she was the only one there that had first aid certification.... His foot and shoe came out the other side and she had to tourniquet his leg.
Bag Search Story: If I was OP, when the Owner instituted the Bag Search Policy, I wouldn't just open my bag for the manager and when they demanded to Search my Bag, I'd say "I'll be happy to let you Search my bag when you show me your Law Enforcement ID and Signed Search Warrant. Unless you are Law Enforcement with a Search Warrant, you don't have the Legal Right to demand to Search my Self or Property and if you refuse to let me leave until you Search me or try Searching me or my bag by force, I WILL call the Police and Press Charges of Unlawful Confinement and/or Assault and Theft...so pick your battles carefully because I know my Legal Rights and will NOT allow ANYONE to violate them without one HELL of a Fight!" 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Story number 3. If your job is requiring it of you then you get paid for it. If they have a policy that you're not allowed to leave until a manager searches you or your stuff then that is all paid time. There are many court cases on this but the most recent is a very similar story done with Apple stores. One store had a policy that managers must search their bags before the people are allowed to leave but force them to clock out... Sometimes people would be waiting up to an hour for the manager to finally search their bags and let them go. The court ruled that all of this time is paid time because it's a requirement of a job and therefore you are still working until you are allowed to leave free and clear on your own without having to get any printer input from people in charge before walking out of the building.
STORY 2: Dark Fluff- Remember you always have the right to refuse unsafe work... it's not worth a few bucks an hour. Me- Ya, unless you're a Marine, andmthen that's just the job... for a few bucks an hour 😂
Attendance Story: If I was OP, I'd be filing a Wage Theft Complaint against the Company because I'm forced to work Off the Clock because until the Manager's open the front doors, I can't access the Time Clock...I'd also be filing a Workplace Harassment and Workplace Abuse Complaint for forcing us to wait outside in the cold and/or rain simply because they take their time opening the door and/or can't hear the doorbell telling them we're out here waiting... The DoL would look at all of that and absolutely Hammer the Company flat...
First story. Umm, a chubby (OP's words) in what I'm assuming spandex yoga pants? SOMEBODY tell me I'm wrong. OP, You are giving me nightmaresj! LOL Third story. OP, You Are Evil! I Like That! Fourth Story. OP, LONG LIVE THE KING OF NACHOS, now known as Nchos Rexus! Last story. This is why I will never trust a computer to do the job that a human with a brain should do. Oh wait! The manager doesn't have a brain.
The last story is a classic example of why sometimes you need to let bad policies play out so corporate is forced to fix it. You also need proper labour laws around unfair dismissals.😊
Story 1: Hilarious. It reminds me of the story where this delivery company banned all their employees from wearing shorts. It was in a very hot climate, inside big metal trucks that turn into ovens in the daytime. All the men started wearing the company issued skirts for the women. 😂
At my previous workplace, they are very very safety-conscious. My supervisor shared a concerning incident where a coworker, who can be a bit slow, jumped into the compactor. Luckily, it wasn't operating at the time, but it was still a ridiculously stupid move. Because someone may have started it up while he was in there, he got written up for the dangerous procedure. When it comes to health and safety you have to have your mind focused.
The story for checking the bags....I was a security guard and I can vouch that you check the bags on the way out after they have clocked off before they leave the premises. You do not check the bags in front of the customers. As long as the employee is made aware that they will be searched upon leaving the premises then it's legal. If the employees don't like it they have the right to quit.
If i worked at a some place that had a boss who was very neglectful on the safety rules, and they asked, or at least demanded me to crawl inside a very dangerous machine that would basically be a death sentence if anyone actually listened to them, I’d probably leave immediately. Even if they got fired for being such a stupid boss, I wouldnt trust them in hiring someone else.
Tbh yoga pants at work would be a huge no in any workplace outside of a gym. Story 2 I heard before. Not sure if it was here? That third one was absolute genius.
Supposedly, Radio Shack way back in the day fired/ layed off workers by E-mail at a store. I guess it was easy and had no confrontation attached. So could you imagine the worker showing up and the boss is looking weird at you, like "what are you doing here?'
Story two: George has to be a new kind of stupid manager that suggest something that's not only against every workplace policy that have trash compacter, but also the most basic workplace safety rule. Crawling into a trash compacter is not only dangerous, but life threatening as those things can crash every bones in a person's body.
There is a sad story of a temp worker, on his first day on the job mind you, who was crushed to death under a palletizer at the Bacardi bottling plant. He hadn't even been there half a day. RIP Day Davis.
I'm a 70 year old woman who has recently discovered - and ABSOLUTELY ADORES - Malicious Compliance. Gotta admire the clever mind 😁
My favorite kind of reddit stories
The Greatest Generation was the best at it. Boomers are not bad at it, but the GG were masters.
Out of all the various topics, Malicious Compliance is my favorites
Really sossisll😮 but u😅
I'm a 62 year old man. Isn't it interesting how you stop tolerating fools as you get older? I don't know about you, but this "senior" business us the most fun I've had in my life, if I ignore the aches and pains.
Story 3 - Daaaaaaamn OP went all out! And I love that OP’s coworkers followed her lead. Also what they were doing is an invasion of privacy.
Also illegal
especialy if you are already clocked out
For me it was the clocking out first. Resounding no.
Story one.... Big BRAVO to OP! Being a "huge bearded chubby guy" myself, I love it!! 😅
Same here. Brilliant!
Story 2 - George should’ve been demoted if not fired for placing OP’s life in danger knowing that OP’s not trained or qualified to do what he ordered him to do!
now a days, humans are dumb and jackrabbits and other lower in the animal kingdom are smarter than idiots today
@@ElCid48They make the idiot characters from the dumbest animated shows look like geniuses
Story 4 - Revenge is a BIG plate of cheesy chili nachos!😂😂😂 Well played OP.
In the third story, I wonder how many of the employees brought "toys", that looked like a real... " appendage ". 😂
The other thing is that it's illegal for anyone but police to do a search of a person's bag physically. Meaning that all OP really had to open the bag, show her the contents, then close it back up. OP didnt need to move things around in the bag or take anything out. She can feel free to sack you then, but that's a lawsuit even in an at-will state because she is accusing you of theft, that is litigation waiting to happen.
Also, you cant be detained for such a search either, unless you are law enforcement.
@@Ryanthusar citizen arrests are a thing tho just saying😅
@@laziboi5285 Yes they are in some Jurisdiction's, NOT all of them and even in Jurisdictions where Citizen's Arrest is Legal, there are VERY specific things that you MUST do in order to make a Legal Citizen's Arrest...
clone a willy vibrators incoming lol
@@Ryanthusar Plus the whole wage theft thing, which would get DOL into a happy case, with easy to prove, small amounts to pay, and a massive fine that is not contestable.
I love that Op chose nachos 😅 not just loud to make but loud to eat!
I NEVER could have done that.
I love living vicariously through these brass balled people. 😂😂😂😂
Fabulous.
Now I want nachos. 😂😂😂
My last 10 months in the United States Army was spent working at a post recycling center. We had a compactor that bundled cardboard boxes down to about the same mass as a smart car. Before they let me use the machines I had to demonstrate ALL safety procedures. The FIRST rule is NEVER climb inside the machine.
That shows you can learn things faster then the soldiers of a galaxy spanning empire! BRAVO!!!
Saw the compactor at a car plant, it will make cars flat in seconds, and even steel girders into pretzels.
Story 4 - As a library employee, I'm glad none of our trustees are on any power trips and largely let the library do as we please
At my library, we just make sure they don’t see us doing anything they will disapprove of, and make sure any messes made by kids crafts are neatened up before they come through. Otherwise their demands are a bit ridiculous and stupid at times
Omg! Fluff has been MIA for 7 days now! 🚨😭
Hope everything is okay with you, Fluff!❤️
I was starting to wonder as well after not having his videos show up on the top of my list for a week...
@@crystal_leopard7867 they're back as of about 2 hours ago
I met a guy in a nursing home one time that was forced to crawl into a trash compactor one time. Needless to say he was in a long care home at 24. Don't crawl into a trash compactor guys
Story 3: as mentioned, if your boss requires you to stay, it's work. Don't clock out until it's done. It's the law.
Okay, story 2 - I have seen the first ever Star Wars movie. No going inside trash compactors unless you are being chased by imperial stormtroopers and that is the only way of escape.
From the 'please crawl inside the trash compactor' story, anybody else getting the vibes of that chubby blond doofus from King of the Hill? He wanted Bobby to cross the Speedway track to sell drinks, and just 'try not to die.'
Story 4: the image in my head; a guy sitting with his' feet on the table loudly eating nachos while a Karen next to him is making tea kettle noises and when she hits the boiling point; she makes a 1930's work whistle noise
Story 1 - I give OP MAJOR kudos for what he did. I commend him for sticking it to his power hungry boss and sticking up for his female coworkers.
In the first story, OP did a great job of protecting his female co-workers. Would love to have seen the men's reaction when he bent over and looked back at them.
some hero's don't wear capes - they wear yoga pants
@@ronniesmith8941just a smile and a head nod because yoga pants aren't proper attire for food service a way
Legend he is.
Almost but not quite as good as the big hairy guy that wore kilts to work as part of his business suit instead of pants. And I think he did it in the authentic way, which is to not wear ANYTHING under it. And he wore all colors like pinks and such.
Where’d you go? 6 days and I’m starting to feel it!!
Whoa not just wage theft. Call the police. Since when does someone have the right to search your private belongings? He’ll the cops even need a search warrant.
I LOL'ed when the first story reached "The level of disgust on their faces filled my heart with joy"
Where are you Stevie Dark Fluff? It's been 6 days and I miss you. It's the dark bright spot of my day!🌞😎
Library Story: When the Manager screamed "What are you doing?" I'd have swallowed and put my finger up to my lips and say "SHHHHH! This is a Library, speak softly so you don't disturb the patrons."
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Story 3: All of this was because the boss thought it was a good idea to plop stuff outside, and then he thinks that the staff are the ones stealing.
Y'know, maybe bring the stuff inside first?
S1: Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed and deserved.
S4: I'm just imagining Beave and the Bold's chill Batman sitting on on the conference eating nachos.
She should have cooked a fish curry in the microwave, in a lot of UK firms you will find a notice banning the cooking of fish in a microwave, it seriously stinks out the entire office.
Had a hair salon have to put up that no cooking fish sign! I can’t imagine that smell mixing with permanent solution!
Or maybe even should’ve made a stinky. It’s a sandwich made with Limburger cheese, sauerkraut, big slice of Bermuda onion, and some hot mustard.
Yeah, I learned to cook my rice super hot and mix my fish into it after to prevent choking out all my fellow coworkers 😂
Worked in an office, literally as far away from the break room as possible.
Someone microwaved fish one day and the office smelled HORRIBLE for a week!
Idk why, I cook fish at home and the smell disappears by morning. Maybe it’s because of the nasty recycled air?
Ugh every morning I’d come in and feel nauseous because of the smell of old fish and cleaning products.
Omg what a headache by the end of the day.
@@FaithinChrist3xyou’re doing the Lord’s work my friend. Some people are SUPER sensitive to smells and certain odors will even kick off things like migraines in some people, like myself.
Thank you for thinking of others. Honestly, it’s really nice of you.
Bag check story, US law if it is a job requirement you should be clocked in an paid.
Amazon lost a pretty big lawsuit over something similar.
@@robertc.9503 the issue is that companies as big as amazon have bugets set aside for being sued
Losing lawsuits is literally just business expenses
We all need someone like Kenny in our lives and at work!
In the third story, waiting until you are clocked out to do a bag check sounds kinda illegal, like making an employee work or be there without being paid
I'd be quiting the job. No searching of my bags!
Crunching her nachos while sitting IN KAREN'S SEAT.
Story 3 with the bag checks reminded me of the Mask when they were unloading the Mask’s pockets.
Story 3, that lady was simply brilliant. Bravo!
Last Story: At least the higher ups realize their mistake and fired the fool but I bet that branch is going to close down since from my experience losing the entire work staff is basically the end of any business as without senior staff training the newer staff it going to be fail.
I suspect that every one of those fired employees could look into wrongful dismissal claims. Not their fault they were late, so they shouldn't be fired.
I could just imagine the guy in the first story turning on his music and playing "Baby Got Back" every time he joined the girl bending over the deli...😂😂😂
George is lucky OP and/or Kenny didn't report him to OSHA or the Department of Labor for that Order...
What Kenny did was NOTHING compared to what OSHA and/or the DoL would have done to him...
For story 2, i would have had department of labor paperwork, specifically the regulations that detail that she has to do the bag check on the clock. For bonus points have an employment lawyer's card papercliped on top.
Story 3
OMG! 😂 Story 3 had me dying with OP’s response to the bereavement pamphlet and then what followed. I had to pause everything to get through my laughing fit! Well played, OP! 😂😂😂
Story 4: So my best guess is that there are no actual break rooms, so the conference room is the next best thing, but even then is that really a good idea?
Story 1: Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear yoga pants.
Story 2: George should have been jailed right then and there. Workplace training exists for a reason! Ditto for the many other safety measures.
Story 5: I hope those 15 people at least got their jobs back in the end. They didn't choose to be late! The store manager should have been not only fired, but arrested!
Last story: ive seen inside corporate America, they are totally divorced from reality and made their own. Metrics are the only thing they care about that high. And, like here, people go out of the way to fluff the reports to make metrics ok then all they see is green and nothing wrong with the system. Gotta force them to the ground or mess up their system for them to actually look.
Story 3: if I owned a store and I was worried about theft, I would just implement a clear bag policy, with the bags being provided at the company's expense. Easy fix.
What happened to Darkfluff? Is he ill? Affected by hurricanes?
Ikr, it's been 7 days by now, STEVE!!! Plz tell us something about Fluff!! Is he ok?
@@Maryoftheforsakenmaybe Fluff and Stevo both affected by hurricane
@@serendipitous_discoveries Fluff is in Canada, but idk Stevo.
I work for a company that has automated attendance discipline. It actually is far better than my previous company that fired you if you called sick on a holiday, even if you had proof you were in the hospital. You get reprimanded for 3 in 30, 6 in 90, 9 in 180, or 12 in 365. It takes 4 reprimands to be fired. So it isn’t exactly super strict.
Laughed my way through the first one!
When you are desperate for money you take any job you can get. Consider yourself lucky that you're not in that situation but these are real situations.... You can't just walk off the job cuz on a basic level you're going to lose your home and food .. healthcare is a whole other issue
Story 2: jumping into a trash compactor to unjam it is as smart and well thought out, as wearing a 21 ft. Long scarf while working a wood chipper
Just make sure the machine is off and locked so it can't be turned on. 🤷♂️
@@robbertbaart1499 Taking the power cable with you into the compactor is about the only way I'd be okay with it, and even then...
You only ever hear the phrase "my third job" from Americans. Why do they tolerate conditions where they have to work 3 jobs??? That is utterly insane!
Yeah, and a whole bunch of people want to vote for the guy that will have us looking for a 4th, while he and his cronies buy new jets and yachts.
Americans are the craziest of peoples!
Story 2 - I worked for a big box retailer where someone got their arm caught in the compactor trying to unjam a box before I started. Ripped it off, and the blood stained the floor as a warning. The manager didn't tell them to do it...but he was grilled for hours and warned he could be personally facing a felony if he did. They are like a standing bulldozer.
So that's what victory tastes like,fully loaded nachos!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
George should have been fired.
I lost it when she said she pulled out a bereavement pamphlet, said it was a great place to meet people, and then pulled out a pack of condoms! 😂😂😂
Hmm. Gas station convenience store with a cult-like following? Sounds like Buck-ee's
Or possibly 7-11 or its Southern equivalent Circle K.
Last story - that sounds like management by AI at corporate. Just carrying out the rules, machine style.
first story is absolutely awesome. this guy is a true hero.
Re:story 4. I was a police dispatcher. We worked 8.5 hour shifts with a half hour meal break. We used to eat in the dispatch center, but the union let the department know that if we can’t leave the job site for our breaks, they have to pay us for the time. We got paid 1/2 hour OT every day until the department changed us to 8 hour shifts with the agreement we could eat at a separate table in the comm center. That went through several iterations until they got to the point we needed two dispatchers on duty at all times.
Should've taken a leaf out of air traffic control's book.
If anyone pulled a story 2 at my place of work, they'd have been fired immediately.
Hey Fluff. You on vacay?
When the bereavement therapy pamphlet came out and she said, “I haven’t lost anyone, but it’s a great place to meet new people,” I had to immediately hold my breath and fight to keep the laughter in. I’m at work and I don’t want to burst out in hysterical laughter
At one point, I had a colleague whom I was told was going through people's desk drawers while they weren't around. I also had a friend whose hobby was leather crafting, and he did some of his work at the computer help desk while he waited for people needing help. This included making fur-lined manacles, which he sold to the students who saw him working on them. So I borrowed a pair of them for a week, and hid them in one of my desk drawers. I was later told that the colleague was rummaging through my stuff, paused, went a funny colour, and slammed the drawer shut. And never went through my stuff again.
Story 4: I would refuse to eat at my desk until the write up is rescinded.
Hi everyone
Hello😊
@@death13a Hey there 😀
Hiiii
🤣🤣🤣
Within 5 minutes of being told that purse checks would have been a thing My co-workers have been ordering things on expedient shipping to be sent to the store so they could have them in their bags for preview....
Bonus points if you make the manager to flinch. 🤣
My best friend had a coworker put his foot into a trash compactor to un-jam it and she got called because she was the only one there that had first aid certification.... His foot and shoe came out the other side and she had to tourniquet his leg.
Fluff where you been
Story 3 - I bet that boss has never seen so many cucumbers and zucchini in ladies handbags in her life ! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Don't forget the silicone eggplants and some Bad 🐉 products.
Story 3: I'd bet money that at least one of them brought a "personal pleasure"
Bag Search Story: If I was OP, when the Owner instituted the Bag Search Policy, I wouldn't just open my bag for the manager and when they demanded to Search my Bag, I'd say "I'll be happy to let you Search my bag when you show me your Law Enforcement ID and Signed Search Warrant. Unless you are Law Enforcement with a Search Warrant, you don't have the Legal Right to demand to Search my Self or Property and if you refuse to let me leave until you Search me or try Searching me or my bag by force, I WILL call the Police and Press Charges of Unlawful Confinement and/or Assault and Theft...so pick your battles carefully because I know my Legal Rights and will NOT allow ANYONE to violate them without one HELL of a Fight!"
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Story number 3. If your job is requiring it of you then you get paid for it. If they have a policy that you're not allowed to leave until a manager searches you or your stuff then that is all paid time. There are many court cases on this but the most recent is a very similar story done with Apple stores. One store had a policy that managers must search their bags before the people are allowed to leave but force them to clock out... Sometimes people would be waiting up to an hour for the manager to finally search their bags and let them go. The court ruled that all of this time is paid time because it's a requirement of a job and therefore you are still working until you are allowed to leave free and clear on your own without having to get any printer input from people in charge before walking out of the building.
STORY 2: Dark Fluff- Remember you always have the right to refuse unsafe work... it's not worth a few bucks an hour. Me- Ya, unless you're a Marine, andmthen that's just the job... for a few bucks an hour 😂
Attendance Story: If I was OP, I'd be filing a Wage Theft Complaint against the Company because I'm forced to work Off the Clock because until the Manager's open the front doors, I can't access the Time Clock...I'd also be filing a Workplace Harassment and Workplace Abuse Complaint for forcing us to wait outside in the cold and/or rain simply because they take their time opening the door and/or can't hear the doorbell telling them we're out here waiting...
The DoL would look at all of that and absolutely Hammer the Company flat...
First story. Umm, a chubby (OP's words) in what I'm assuming spandex yoga pants? SOMEBODY tell me I'm wrong. OP, You are giving me nightmaresj! LOL
Third story. OP, You Are Evil! I Like That!
Fourth Story. OP, LONG LIVE THE KING OF NACHOS, now known as Nchos Rexus!
Last story. This is why I will never trust a computer to do the job that a human with a brain should do. Oh wait! The manager doesn't have a brain.
The last story is a classic example of why sometimes you need to let bad policies play out so corporate is forced to fix it.
You also need proper labour laws around unfair dismissals.😊
Well played on story 3
Hello and yay! More darkfluff while going into work!
"Creeped on"😂 that's the whole reason yoga pants are worn mate.
Not only DO NOT DO IT…but…REPRT THE DEMAND TO THE LABOR BOARD, OSHA, and a lawyer! And tell them you will sue them if they retaliate against you….
This episode was a real hoot! Thanks for the laughs.
Even as a Child I could use a compactor for paper. It was just pushing a button for me. And I wouldn't even have dreamed of climbing into one
That nacho story is hilarious i would do the same thing thats great lol
Story 1: Hilarious. It reminds me of the story where this delivery company banned all their employees from wearing shorts. It was in a very hot climate, inside big metal trucks that turn into ovens in the daytime. All the men started wearing the company issued skirts for the women. 😂
1st story: What a Hero!
Lunchtime with Fluff ❤
First guy is impeccable chaotic good.
7 days with no video 😢
if my manager wanted to do a bag search, it damn well is going to be on their time and not mine. "I'll clock out when I am ready to leave!!"
Fluff, are you ok? It's been over a week since the last upload.
The second to the last one is the best one I’ve ever heard!!!!!!!
At my previous workplace, they are very very safety-conscious. My supervisor shared a concerning incident where a coworker, who can be a bit slow, jumped into the compactor. Luckily, it wasn't operating at the time, but it was still a ridiculously stupid move. Because someone may have started it up while he was in there, he got written up for the dangerous procedure. When it comes to health and safety you have to have your mind focused.
The story for checking the bags....I was a security guard and I can vouch that you check the bags on the way out after they have clocked off before they leave the premises. You do not check the bags in front of the customers. As long as the employee is made aware that they will be searched upon leaving the premises then it's legal. If the employees don't like it they have the right to quit.
If i worked at a some place that had a boss who was very neglectful on the safety rules, and they asked, or at least demanded me to crawl inside a very dangerous machine that would basically be a death sentence if anyone actually listened to them, I’d probably leave immediately. Even if they got fired for being such a stupid boss, I wouldnt trust them in hiring someone else.
Story 3: OP, add a leather whip to your bag next time!
Haha, I love the yoga pants story, good for him.
story 2 : and that's why unions are essential kiddoes
"Some 1970s Playboys I borrowed from my neighbor[...]" Why did you know your neighbor had those 😂
Yard sales?
The only thing op didn’t do with her nachos was ask if anyone wanted some while she was making them. I would have just to annoy the woman even more.
Tbh yoga pants at work would be a huge no in any workplace outside of a gym.
Story 2 I heard before. Not sure if it was here?
That third one was absolute genius.
Yay new stories 🎉😁
The only thing that would have made the nacho story better is if she had to go out to attend to someone, left her food, came back and reheated it.
Supposedly, Radio Shack way back in the day fired/ layed off workers by E-mail at a store. I guess it was easy and had no confrontation attached. So could you imagine the worker showing up and the boss is looking weird at you, like "what are you doing here?'
Great episode of MC!!!😂😂😂
Story two: George has to be a new kind of stupid manager that suggest something that's not only against every workplace policy that have trash compacter, but also the most basic workplace safety rule. Crawling into a trash compacter is not only dangerous, but life threatening as those things can crash every bones in a person's body.
There is a sad story of a temp worker, on his first day on the job mind you, who was crushed to death under a palletizer at the Bacardi bottling plant. He hadn't even been there half a day. RIP Day Davis.