I Bought A Sushi Bazooka
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- Reviewing weird Amazon products part 1...a Sushi Bazooka 🥴 please don't give tips on how to use it, I already returned it for the emotional damage it caused me
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No one:
Me: **hear the words “long” and “thick. Heads straight to comments**
Same
Same and super true
Same
Here at 690 likes 😏
Exactly me
"Long and Thick"
Me: *Immediately checks comments after 0.0001 seconds"
Same
Haha me too!🤣
Lol
Lol me to
literally
"Long and thick"
"Time to open the comments!"
- Literally Everyone
Yar not wrong
Yes i did that xD
@@daniarendon1100 😐
Tr
True
That way she said “OmG wE dId IT”
No one
Literally 5 seconds later “oh”
😂😂
I appreciate you so much for not having long and thick in ur comment, favorite person rn
@@nettieg fr bruh
@@nettieg same bro
@@nettieg agreed bro
No shit we watched the same video
omg loved your face after the "long and thick" fell apart- can't wait for the rest of this series!
That's what she said
@@ramrk5601 bruh....
@@ramrk5601bruh...
@@ramrk5601 Nooo...im done😂
@@ramrk5601 No... I'm done... Adios
*POV: you’re trying to find a comment that doesn’t have “long and thick”*
EDIT: OMG I NEVER GOT SO MANY LIKES BEFORE-
EDIT 2 : OMGG MUMMM IM FAMOUSSSS-
Yeah !😂🙂
Yes 😭
Yes and it isnt this one💀
Fr 💀 get yo minds out of the gutters ppl 💀😭
It is long and thick
, just like my ____
Rhymes tbh
“Long and thick”
Me: LET’S CHECK THE COMMENTS
thats exactly what im doing hahaha
Same bro lol
Same lol
Hey thats what im doing
Same ..😁😁😁😂😂😂
Pov: You're finding that one comment which doesn't have “long and thick”.
Bro u already said long and thick🌚
And u too
Well i didn't haha
POV: everyone is commenting about the “long and thick” part
Fr
AYY😭🤘
@Julie 😂😂😂
AHAHHAA
Yes lol
"Long and thick"
Damn.
" I did it"
DAAAMN..
thats what she said
That’s what she said 😏😏😏
@@SammieDrolett51 r/technicallythetruth
Yeah yeah !!😎
Bro
No one :
Me after hearing : "Long and thick"
Check the comments 👁️👄👁️
"Long and thick"
Me: don't talk about it
Brain: yeah right!
*LOL*
*XD*
"Long and thick"
*Aight, that's enough internet for today*
sigh* looks through comments
It's just food, you're *down bad* 😭🖐️
LMAOO
@@KatsWorld123 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAIDD D LMASSOOOO
*but never actually turns off phone*
Her reaction at last.. 😂😂
Le her: wth is this..
Congrats, You are the First Comment that I saw without those two cursed words.
@@AshishS2101 😆😆😆
MY JAW DROPPED WHEN THE RICE FELL APART 💀
"I DID IT"
*cuts in half"
"Oh"
😂😂😂
Lol
Damn thought I was the only one who watched the video
FUNALLY A COMMENT THST ISNT TSLKING ABOUT THE LONG AND THICK
It broke, it wasn't cut
"Long and thick"
*the rock eyebrow raise
Tgsch
Me when she said that 😳😅
That’s what she said
@@I.Pickles lmao
🤨
"Long and thick"
Me: * sigh * comment section it is
Yea tho fr
That's exactly what I said that is on point lol
Lol
Nigga your in TH-cam it ain't gonna happen
@@abuaaqibalalbani7948 put the joint down son
"Long and Thick"
My Mind: The Rock Raising eyebrow
"I'm so happy!"
*Breaks*
"I'm so sad!"
Because she celebrate too early
LMAO💀
Literally me when doing nine circles last part, then mess up
(*)Dio(*)
*Dio*
"Long and thick"
*I think we all know what's gonna happen*
What she mean bye dat
I dont know whats gonna happen
"LONG AND THICK"
ME: RUSHES TO COMMENTS IMMEDIATELY
LOL SAME
Dirty mind
Samee
Same to you
Same
Her: long and thick
Me:whyyyyyyyy
Also me: sigh *checks the comments*
"Long and thick"
*when I have a dirty mind*
Uhhh same
Sussssssy baka
Ah I know whatcha thinking of
“Long and thick”
Me: sighs,accepts my fait and heads to the comments
Yessss
Fr
@@runaway_moonlight1199 A sushi bazooka
Not to be mean but its fate Not fait
Fate*
“Long and thick,”
THATS WHAT SHE SAIDD
Damn it i was 3weeks late
@@Emptysoda. damn it was 1 day late
Copied
That's exactly what i thought 🤣
No shit sherlock
I love how everyone hears "Long and Thick" and immediately goes to comment section
"Long and thick"
- A woman I randomly saw on the internet
I love "long and thick".
maybe that "long and thick" tastes delicious. I wanna try it
Russians at war: “GET THE BAZOOKA!!”
*“NO NOT THAT”*
O my god
This is the first very creative comment I've seen in the comment section lol
I
THought that too what ?! 😭
@@pushti5806 same
"Long and thick*
Dirty minded p.p.l: hold my tea
Same ✌️ here
Me here lol
Wait..DID YOU JUST SAY P.-
@@Bigfanofwine I meant to say people
Okay
I MEAN ¿are you my TwIn ?!!!!😁
Long n thick, that’s what she said 😂
👀👀🤫😂😂
So many innuendos, so little time! 😂🤣
I was about to comment that 😂
I did it!
-Her, shortly after
Ayo I was thinking the same😭✋
ഇത് നമ്മടെ പുട്ട്കുറ്റി 😂😂
athe pottu kuttiyude copyadee.. plastic anenn mathram... 😂
Ifkr??!!
Ikr I thought, putu is the best 😅🇮🇳
perfect example of the quote “early success is a scam”🙂😂
True!😂
No she oiled it tm
I love how expressive she is in trying to use that sushi equipment
finally a comment that doesn’t mention ‘long and thick’
Omg her last reaction 😂🤣❤️💖
"Long and thick"
Me: *Sigh, heads to comments*
Same😂😂
I did the same thing
Same
Same
Same
Me dying when she said, “looks good, long and thick” 🤣
"Long and thick" This could be interpreted in a variety of ways
"Long and thick!" 😅
"Long and thick" *the rock eyebrow raise intensifies*
Sus
How is this sus
@@Duckoo_ th-cam.com/users/shortsEq93o35wbrI?feature=share
@@Aoi-Kanzaki180 youre just dirty minded
@@Duckoo_ can’t disagree with that-
“Long and thick”
That’s what she said-
I guess I need God or najesus 😎!
O My lordy f***ing lord.
That’s what I said lol 😂
_😐_
You need to have more rice in it.I have the same thing and that’s what happened to me
"Long and thick"
**Me knowing what the comments are gonna say**
Thicc
"Long and thicc"
Aw this vid is so Random and cute
Me one second later
*wait hold on*
Very sus lmao
Jhhahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣 I know right L..long and 😂thick
THAT WHAT SHE SAID
“I did it!!”
The roll:are you sure about that
Lol🤣
Lmao 🤣
"Dont celebrate to early"
Finally a comment whick is not dirty minded yay
@@Astrall_Kaii 🤨
@@Astrall_Kaii long and thick 😂
A good way to prevent this is to put more than the top mark on each half way point. Like a little bump on the top of each so when it's tight it'll compact and probably won't fall apart. If that makes sense-
TJ: Looking good!
Sushi: I don’t want to cooperate with you.
Oh no she spoke too soon..
"Long and thick"
Me : *sees it collapsing *
Her: * looks down *
" oh "
@@wwkmlcdv Ratio
She laughed when the tip came out and I laughed when she said long and thick. Hahaha.
Oh man, you made me crack for the day. ☺️
Sussy baaka
@@0_0_o_0_o_o_0 you
You’ve got to be 10 to think that’s funny ong
Something about the AI voice saying "long and thick" sent me off😭
And thats why we said..
Thats what she said
I love it! Apparently all celebrations have to wait until the end. :)
"Long and thick"
Starts thinking of something else
…
....
…..
@@Wanderer.- let’s goo
"Long and thick"
Mmm man nuh uh too sus
Literally every one in the comments:
"Long and thick"
That’s what she said 🤣
When u put the rice and stuff u gave to wait a few minutes so that it can be strong
Her face at the end. 😂😂😂
TH-camr: "I DID IT!"
TH-camr mind: "YOU FAILED GIRL"
TH-camr: "oh :0"
Finally someone not talking about the long and thick part 💀💀💀
"Looking good"
"Long and thick"
"Yes i did it"
You kinda sus bro
"Oh"
Omg 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Woah bro i just thought 'bout "long and thick"😂😂
Imagine going to a sushi restaurant and when u get your order they shoot literal sushis from bazookas💀
"long and Thick"
Yooo that was goo--
DRTIY MIND D DD DD D D
AYO
D?
🗿🤨
No the lyrics was "DIRTY MIND DIRTY MIND D DD DD D D DIRTY MIND"
🤨📸
That cringe
“Long and and thick”
Me: *sigh* time to open the comments
I did the same thing
Same xD
BRO SAME XD
same 😏
lmaoooooo I done did the same thing
“Long and thick”
Me: that sounds really wrong 😳
Why ?? Why is it wrong?
What does it mean?☹️ (innocent person)
I just got one and trying it tomorrow!
"Long and thick"
That's what she says.
Yeees
she says the opposite to you tho.
@@DroppedCuh bro 💀 🤚
Dont think it from somewhere else😏
I wish
“Long and thick”
Me: alright let’s see the comments!
"Long and thick"
Me: Dirty minded bro-
The end was so funny 😂
"I DID IT!"
A few seconds later
"oh."
finally a comment with no long and thick
@@Trex_Matcha Ikr
@@Trex_Matcha ikr
@@Trex_Matcha ikr
@@Trex_Matcha ikr
"Long and Thick"
* I have to see the comments *
Lmao me too
same here
Lmao same
Sameee
Fr
Long and thick always gives out quickly at the end.
BYE LMAO
@@crunchykitkat7957 Long and thick was like, gotta blast. ✌️👩🚀👨🚀
💀
nawr 💀
@@bleh4533 roar 🦕
"Long and thick"💀
…. 👁👄👁 did you just-
When she was taking it out, and the "long and thick"
Sus.
Me Kerala girl: we also seeing this every morning making putt 🙂
Yee malyalayz op
Then why are you named korean girl
Lol ikr 💀✨
You are from kerala but why is your name korean girl?!
@@fathima311 Caught in 4k 🤨📸
“Long and thick”
Help… my brain…. 😩☠️
The rice said “ stop celebrating and wrap me up… okay you know what
*Falls apart *
💀💀
“Long and thick!”
That is indeed what she said.
Very yes indeed
"I DID IT!"
ruins
"Oh.."
I watched the video too
It needed to be more tightly packed
She should've just continue making instead of stoping to react just because it was filming
This is the first comment I saw without long and thick in it
@@izzygfdd1458 bruh🤣🤣🤣
SHE SAID I DID 😂😭😂😭😭😂😂😂😂 “Oh” 😂
"Long and thick"
Me:that's what she said.
“I DID IT”
Starts doing sus things
"Long and thick"
My pervert friend: oh was wanna see long?
Me: Time to chop it off
Dont Read My Name..
@@WiseMysticalTree4 k i wont read cuz i already used this trick :()
with a butcher knife
So sticky
@@Cosmic_Nova1 Thats what she said
Thats what she said. **literally**
"long and thick"
*dirty minded*
Dats wah she said
I'm your 69th like ;)
True
Your probably an army
Yes
"I DID IT!" - 😄
"Oh." - 😟
“long and thick", that's what she said🤣🤣😂😂
How is that funny
Was gonna type the same fking thing yk
@@fangyyuh8442 u dont need to know it 😏
@BeetelbuzzZ there’s literally no punchline, it’s just an unoriginal try at a bad joke an you horny desperate people just eat it up🤣 sadd
The way she was so happy though😭
Long and thick 🌚
Now i realised that my innocence had gone far away 😅
“LONG and thick”
Me: *sighs* let go the comments😓
We have the same name
Me too
Ahahaha
This actually helped my Dad a lot when he makes sushi, but maybe next time wait for it to really be pressed together
길고 두꺼운 소리를 들었을 때 aaaaaaaaaaaa 내 같은 순수한 마음
"Long and thick"
Me: thats what she said
Also me: *rushing into comments*
"long and thick"
Wanna know what else is long and thick? Someone's arm
a fat snake
The good ending
@@rubinajamal9438 indeed
“Looking good”
“Long and thick”
*Alright, that’s enough TH-cam for today 🤠*
My dirty mind😭😭😭😭 The "long and thick"
Tell me im not the only one🤡🤡🤡
No you're not the only one
Lol...they say never celebrate to early!! That's funny. And really strange this video popped up in my feed. I just put a sushi kit in my Amazon basket early this morning, with the bazooka....and what do you know?! 👀 But you did pretty good, maybe pack it a little bit more. I think that'll do it!! 🥰🤗
"And this is our sushi bazooka...wait what is that man doing over there?!"
"It's the sushi smasher!"
"It's the third time this week!"
Down Horrendous
"That's not the camera man" "That's the succulent sufficient sushi smasher"
@@mrlemonlime3850 creative
Her face expression was priceless.
Love the plot towist
Her: **happy abt the shushi**
The shushi: i’m bout to end this woman’s whole career
She was like: OH YES I DID IT IT LOOKS SO GOOD
when it broke: oh...
REVERSE
This thing is famous in India Kerala , we use this for making a dish called "puttu" usually a breakfast dish...