ASMR Bad Life Coach 🤦♂️💸
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- Getting bad life advice? Self help that ain't helping? Getting caught up in the hustle rhetoric and need to step back? This is a somewhat dark parody suggesting maybe it's the system, not you.
Just don't ask this guy about it...
humor, relaxation for sleep, deep voice
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You nailed everything except you forgot to tell me that doing hard addictive drugs is perfectly okay in moderation
oh dear
Depending on the flavor of huckster, psychadelics as well.
Stay clean kids 😂💜
😂
"sig-mund freud male" and "psychotically analyzing everyone around me" is golden writing
Thank you!
bruh, the side profile shot *got* me
I second that
this has to be the funniest asmr video i’ve ever watched, thank you so much for your creativity and humor
Wow, thank you!
99% of gamblers quite before winning
lol
This is essentially my budd'y's Sci Fi DnD character, moneymindset. He had a mental breakdown while looking in the mirror one night because another character spilled his Cologne by BIG SEAN in the sink. Good times, keep up the hustle
Moneymindset is brilliant
I didn't know Disco Elysium had a tabletop variant.
Wowowow these black background sort of rp ish videos are exactly what ive been looking for! I love the deadpan comedy, i love the satire, just everything! This video and the city council video have me in a chokehold!!! Keep it up man!!!😊😊😊
Come on, tap out! j/k so great to hear you're enjoying them!
This is my kind of humor
Excellent!
stoppp this sent me especially the whispers at the end 😂😂 you keep getting better and better! love to see it
Thank you!
This hilariously reminds me of Denholm Reynholm from the IT Crowd.
"When I started this business, all I had was a dream... and 4 million pounds."
So inspiring!
An ASMR video has no business being this funny 😂😂
Well done!
Thanks!
incredible wordplay. Dunno if you've seen or like Xavier renegade Angel but the vibe of self help wordplay is really reminiscent even if the rest of the schtick isn't. glad I found your vids today!
This Is one of the best videos i have seen in a long time
Wow, thank you!
Was watching this late at night to fall asleep when the ‘I rented it with my girlfriends dads credit card’ line hit, and I woke everyone in my house up by laughing
Whoops!
@@MonotonicASMR for real though, incredibly entertaining video, you are very talented
This video is so good, it changed my TH-cam recommendations
When I listen to ASMR, the grind never stops... 💯 💰
Best advice I’ve ever heard. I will now raise the rent on a single mother of 3
what have I done
Sigma Freud male lmao this is AMAZING
I am what I am lol
I can’t even listen to this as asmr you had me dying laughing in the first 5 minutes
Whoops!
Another perfect example of why you're the best
Very kind!
It sure was nice of him to give me something free after spending $10,000 for his class.
He's a giver.
We should totally do a deep voice contest. 😂😂😂 but seriously, thank you for uploading tonight :)
lol thanks for the note!
Genius! This is just what I needed!!
Excellent!
You have the best "Now, let's talk ______." I am enamored and will believe whatever comes out of your mouth next
How am I supposed to fall asleep when I’m laughing so hard? 😂
My bad!
this shit hilarious 😭😭
“Convergence. Viral marketing. We’re going guerilla. We’re taking it to the streets, while keeping an eye on the Street. Wall Street…buying paper just became fun.”
I fully realized the virality of my virility thanks to this video. Result? It now burns when I pee.
All info in this video is for entertainment purposes only...
😂🤣🤣😭 (Until I think how close this is to certain elements in our society. 😳)
That name is GOLD, great vid as always!! 🙏🏻
Thank you!
😭why is this actually really good dialog
I'm a Siegfried and Roy male. 😎 🐅
Nice
This was amazing! 🤣 Fantastic video.
Thank you!
This is definitely advice. Awesome video.
amazing, even when sleeping we don't get off the grind 💯
Keep at it lol
Your best work yet.
Thank you!
Straight up, you could make money as a life coach because they're all like this 😂
Thinking about that career change...
You are amazingly witty monotonic
Thank you!
Noo this is my fav.
Congrats.😂😂😂🎉
Thank you!
recounting the $400 was beautiful
No idea what you're talking about lol
Danny Docile vibes
👏
Me hearing all this terrible advice:
*WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!*
lol sometimes we gotta try ideas on to see if they work for us!
This is tremendous!
Thanks!
DO IT was cool but now here's DON'T IT
Goated
Great vid as always
Counting off $100s totally tacky. Well done
Would you consider another cooking/ restaurant video?
Definitely more cooking/restaurant stuff on the way!
Finally some bad life advice for one bad boy 🤗
This is an awesome video
Thank you!
You are fuckin hilarious man, great vid
Thanks!
Wait wait wait. Where is the part where you telk me to go all in on red?
I assumed you knew!
@@MonotonicASMR understandable.
🔬🔬🔬
Why is this starting to make sense 😅
Just go with it lol
Comment to feed the algorithm
Thanks!
I feel sorry for Jeremy
He made his choice.
it worked i think
Are you part Persian by chance? Just curious
how much did andrew tate charge you for this script? 😂
👋 hi m8 😊
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