What an absolutely great and entertaining video! I know you want to take a stab at helping solve the eyes... Just think of how interesting it would be, lol. Thanks for the mention!
DUDE! I'd be lost without you! The problem with solving the eyes is that people way smarter than me are already stumped, but I waNNA KNOW THEIR SECRETS SO BAD! Thanks so much for the amazing content (Noita and otherwise). This video wouldn't have been possible without your influence on the community. And thank you for giving me permission to use your content a while back (if you remember lol). There was zero chance of me reaching the cauldron room and staying sane.
man. watching him talk about a god run reminds me of a dnd wizard quote, "the only difference between me and godhood is an eight hour rest" -lvl 9 wizard
"You are as skilled as my information lead me to believe. I must admit, I too have a passion for the arcane arts... even moreso than others of my kind. I am curious, however...what would happen if we turned the magic off?" [ANTIMAGIC FIELD] "Fascinating. It appears you cease to be a mighty wizard and become a fragile pointy-eared monkey. While I? I am still a dragon." - Order of the Stick
I mean as a simple example, I'm on a run right now where I click on things (through walls? Sure, doesn't matter) and they just die, meanwhile I'm effectively unkillable and have been amusing myself by tunneling randomly through the earth and finding areas and quests and bosses I never knew about. Only thing is I missed picking up a boss perk because it died somewhere offscreen and I never actually found the body, since I had to spend like 10 minutes playing tag with its minions that seem to be immune to most everything, swapping out spells while being shot until I found a combo that would work. Oh well, next time I guess.
@@JamesJames-li2wvman, look it up. Quip with a Q is ALSO a word. And it is the correct word for the way it was used. You're picking at this for no reason.
Hey man, your videos are incredible. They're well written, funny, have great pacing and editing, among a bunch of other things. Keep up the great work and thank you!
'Yeah I can make a Geneva Convention violation with a couple bubbles' has been living rent-free in my head for a while now because it's too true. I think of it every time I start wand crafting in the early game lol.
Thanks! I was put off of making this because that video is what got me into Noita and I didn't think I could make something anywhere near that good. I still think his is better but I'm happy with what I made lol
5:35 Foreshadowing is a narrative device in which a storyteller gives an advance hint of what is to come later in the story. Foreshadowing often appears at the beginning of a story, and it helps develop or subvert the audience's expectations about upcoming events.
That tablet is one of the greatest trolls I've ever come across in a video game. Sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge is the highest tribute to the gods. And all you can do is sit there.
@fishydids Note I don't speak Finnish, but I read somewhere that Mina is the written format of "Me", "I", or "Mine". Which honestly "One has to imagine me happy." Whle discussing Noita is poetic with how bullshit it gets...
Oh my god at the beginning of the video I was like "woa this game looks cool" and then you pull out THE WHOLE MAP and my puny brain just exploded. When I first saw this game by myself before this video I thought it was just some kind of terraria with pixel physics simulation but holy moly I didn't know this game was that big
Oh sweet summer child!😂 There is the whole map. Yes, that's quite a bit more than the biomes you need to traverse. Then there are the parallel worlds, 512 to the east and 512 to the west. Oh, and this game also does New Game Plus.
@@connorconquers I know I probably wont get a reply but... what was the music you used for the god runs intro? it sounds epic and I'd love to listen to more. Also, hi. from one fungus shifter to another.
You know you have too many hours in Noita when you recognize that the really complex wand example was a parallel world travel wand. Excellent video as always!
and the fact that there are some based on swapping with an animal, some using the new inner spell, some casting a projectile that casts another one back at you. the fact there are more completely different ways of doing the most insane thing is most mind boggling to me.
I think with this one, you were mere planck units away from embracing full sseth-ness. Which is neither good nor bad, as both paths are paths to greatness. Amazing video, Connor, truly.
lol I'm trying really hard to carve out my own style but I think we'll always be close style-wise since a lot of his writing structure is just straight up best practices. I do feel kinda bad because I borrowed so much from Sseth for my Oxygen Not Included video. I wasn't comfortable with my own narration at that time and basically stole his speaking initiations. It's still an honor to be compared to one of my inspirations though.
@@connorconquers There's not a doubt in my mind that you'll eventually arrive at a style that's comfortably your own. Ssethian, but also clearly distinguishable from him. Will just take time and practice. I'm really glad that I was playing ONI and looking up ONI videos around the time you uploaded your guide. One of my best subs on TH-cam, hands down. Keep on keeping on!
Good to see more attention being paid to this under represented gem of a game! Also, 'Return to Monke' is my new name for homing stone wands. Another favorite of mine is Fireball Orbit + Triplicate Bolt. Put this on a high-rate wand and it become "Delete everything in front of me" very quickly.
That's one of my favorites also but I didn't want to talk about orbit spells because I wanted people to be surprised by the Dragon. Orbit + Triplicate Bolt has saved so many of my runs.
My feelings on death by poly change based on how recently it's happened to me. The longer its been the more I like it. Then it happens and I uninstall the game for a month.
@@connorconquers god exactly. it's necessary balance wise, but i wish there were at least some kind of counter play you could do to reduce it when you're in the sky work. can't even see those goddamn pixels most of the time, and it's the worst feeling when you open a chest to find a nice little chaotic poly flask just waiting to burst all over you and ruin your good start
@@umbra4540 I don't go to the skywork unless I have to. Hell is so much safer if I'm looking for high tier spells. Some counter play would be nice but then this wouldn't be Noita.
(Mild spoilers) The only “counterplay” I know of involves getting lucky with a fungal shift turning all polymorphine in the world into some other substance or by consuming the flesh of a polymorph mage (which is extremely tedious and ineffective if you want it to last for a long time)
your wit and humor is unrivaled. I wish I could watch your stuff for the first time again. Also the production quality and density of content is off the charts
There's so much I wanted to cover but felt it would be too overwhelming or complicated. I'm hoping I left enough surprises for people who decide to pick up the game.
After 500+ hours of Noita, I can confidently say I'm still a beginner 🤣 That was a really excellent video. The way you presented the Lava Lake really captured the self-paced reward (and pain) of exploring Noita's universe. To everyone else, there's still loads of moments like that to discover and experience.
It seemed like the perfect thing to fixate on since it really captured everything this game is about. And it's crazy how after so many hours there is still do much to discover. I'm still finding new stuff out all the time.
The first time I crossed the lava and saw the bridge, I was still spoiler-free. My first thought was "If I cross this bridge, I am 100% certain I will die. Welp. Guess I better find out WHY I die." Then I died.
I love Noita because it's one of very few games that truly allows for the power progression you would expect from becoming an endgame character. In most games even the strongest player characters would still be blocked in by things like walls, locked doors, and invisible fences even if they can turn a room full of enemies into red sauce with one shot. But in Noita, respecting the terrain is more like a choice once you've got infinite black holes or lumidrills.
The video format is definetely a recipe for success. It gives deeper and deeper insights in to the game and just when you think it's done, there comes "but wait, there's more!" moment. Can see this really taking of if you manage to keep pulling of such quality content.
This video is amazing, the part where you explained wands and highlighted the spells slots in the wand as it was happening was very well done! Hope many new people see this and experience the amazing things Noita has to offer.... (or buys it to ragequit after losing a god tun to poly🤣)
Thanks! I was really happy with how that part came out. Also, I've actually rage uninstalled the game 3 times because of poly deaths. It's part of the process 🥰
Duuuuuude I literally just found your video on ONI yesterday. Absolutely loved it, despite never having actually played, watched all the rest of you videos, subbed the hell up, and got a little sad you can only post every few months. But you've already got another video out?? Oh how the stars have aligned today 🙏 keep up the good stuff man, take your time and stay grounded in your style
Thanks! Last year was a little rough between work and my appendix trying to kill me. I've been getting a lot better at writing scripts so hopefully it won't be SEVERAL MONTHS between vids. Also if you have any game suggestions I'd love to hear them!
After I saw how much HP you had when dying in the lava lake the first time, I had to commend your dedication to make a great video. That would probably take me about 2-4 hours on an average seed to get that much HP
"The learning curve is more of a learning cliff" is....yes. Also, "Since there's is only one way forward" was the kind of thing I told my friends when they picked up this game. On that note, gonna go ahead and watch all of your videos. Mwah
Hehe, a little lying is key to selling the Noita experience. Also, regarding immunity, even then it's only temporary, isn't it? I wasn't sure and I didn't wanna say anything "too false" so I just left it at that.
This stuff is a *lot* of fun. I love when I'm lucky enough to be on the ground floor when someone's just getting started, and obviously has a ton of talent and drive. I saw your tease for Factorio coming up, and honestly, , I can't wait to see what you do next.
One of the best videos I've ever seen. Not just for Noita. Not just gaming videos. Videos. Period. Perfect pacing, amazing editing, and also huge respect for the "music used in video" in the description. Basically, perfect. I wonder if it's just a coincidence that both this and "Fear and Hunger" have Finnish devs... hmmmm...
Thank you! I so glad you liked it! I really had a blast writing the script for this. Also, yeah, I dunno what's going on with Finnish game devs but I don't ever want them to stop cooking.
The only true extent of Noita being how much your computer can handle reminds me of a bit of Warhammer lore where Lord Kroak was firing so many spells out of his froggy ass that time started to stop as reality itself started to lag.
So criminally underrated, your method for making videos is really entertaining! You get into just the right amount of detail and make the entire video feel too short and just really fun to watch. I can't wait to see your next Worst Guide video, maybe another mind-melting game like factorio somewhere down the line? :D
Wow you earned my sub and then some. The writing of this Video Essay Review Guide Educational Shitpost(?) rivals LazyPurple's "How it feels to play..." series and has a familiar vibe of max0r's videos and I promise you that is one of the biggest compliments I can give to any single piece of media on this platform. There's an incredible understanding of pace on display and the editing is equally as impressive because it isn't "tame", it's still wild when it fits, but there's an incredible amount of patience and restraint demonstrated throughout the whole runtime. You could have gone full montage with the game clips and the whacky shenanigans but you reigned it in and that let Noita's more intense moments shine so much brighter when you decide to demonstrate how deranged it can get. Splitting the video into chapters that parallel the flowchart of [Discovering Noita] and putting spoiler warnings also does a lot for people only now finding out about the game and giving them fair warnings on how deep the game goes but still keeping up the pace by not lingering on the titles and warnings. I could gush more, but I'm at work so I'll wrap it up. In general I wish more reviews are made this way in the future, whether by you or other people, because even as someone familiar with Noita, this was a joy to watch and despite treading old ground it was entertaining throughout and I never felt compelled to just wander off and watch something else. 10/10
Thanks you so much! I've never heard of LazyPurple, I'll check them out. I wanted to give people a chance to bounce out if they wanted to stay partly unspoiled but I think I hit on some good writing structure along the way (lying to the audience lol). I'm really happy with the pace of editing in this I've as well, I think I've found my rhythm!
My favorite thing about this video is watching it once, buying Noita, playing it, getting confused so you watch it again, play more Noita, squeeze out a win after 90 runs, eventually watching this video again, and STILL getting helpful info that you didn't understand before, and it gets funnier and every time you watch it too. Can't wait to get a god run then watch this again to relate better.
I don’t even think a computer could handle that. Noita already had its freak outs with its simple graphics. Simulating every pixel on a 3D scale would be…. Insane.
@@CatLover-gk8uu bro, imagine how crazy it would be seeing the sand and snow shift as you move through it in 3d. That would be so cool and probably cause your PC to implode on itself and/or gain sentience and throttle you.
@@CatLover-gk8uu 3d pixels are called voxels. So i'm waiting for a genius developer (or just smart but dedicated) to develop a good voxel engine that is basically 3d noita.
Thank you! Also I'm pretty sure I've heard a few people call wand connoisseur squidward? Maybe he started it? No intention to steal a joke, I've been calling him that for a while now lol
I hope this video gets picked up by the algorithm because it is BEAUTIFULLY MADE. Love the comedy, love the editing, pacing, explanation, familiarity with the game, etc etc etc. Your passion really shows and I hope you get what you deserve (many many views and subscribers) : )
You removed the subway surfers gameplay during the explanation. I am now dead because of you. I am writing this comment from the afterlife. Surprisingly, the reception is pretty good.
Damn dude. Immediately after watching this video I went to your channel to subscribe only to find that I already did. Amazing content, please make more.
Thank you so much for putting in an effort to make this really entertaining. There's so many super dry videos out there, good to have one that feels like it was made by a human being with emotions and humor.
This is the best introduction to noita I ever seen 😂😂😂 Never seen a more accurate description of what is noita then what you see/hear in the beginning of this video.
Holy shit man this video just got recommended to me and ITS SO GOOD, your editing style, narration and everything is just amazing, rn i have watched all of your videos and im so confused on why you're not more popular on youtube. This is absolutely great and i'll start watching your streams from now on for sure.
i stumbled upon your channel by complete accident and i just love your "worst guides". great sense of humor and amazing editing! would LOVE watching more worst guides for games i've played/ have'nt played all together!
@@connorconquers genuinely exciting to hear. Your jokes are hilarious and I'm sure genuine Noita fans new to the channel would have been like WTF until halfway through when they realized they were watching a genius. I now have to play Noita
I like to think that Noita is just an ancient god's effort to gather cultist by communicating with a "modern artist" so every update is the creator recieving further instructions in his dream(he's waiting to know the use of the pot too).
as a trans person your trans juice joke was just about the greatest piece of trans rights satirical comedy relating to a video game I've ever heard. that joke alone earned you my subscription.
Y'all don't get enough jokes that are "with" and not "at", especially in the "gamer" space. I'm trying to fill that gap lol. I almost cut that one for being "too real" but fuck that state. Trans rights 🌈
It's up there with that one time playboy decided to actually be funny in the tier list of "jokes about trans people not told by the trans community about themselves"
This encapsulates my experience with the game so well! It just keeps getting crazier, bigger, more complex, and more full of WTF the deeper (and not so deeper) you go. I admit that I am not a good enough gamer to actually survive the early game very often, so I eventually gave up and backed up my save file every now and then so I could really explore... But my god did I love the exploration and tinkering! Even after 110 hours, I think I have like... 2 of the achievements on the pillars. XD Thanks for the excellently made video (and nostalgia)!
My dude, can you please keep doing videos? This is so good. It's such a good style, it's the exact way I want to be introduced to cool niche games, you really have something cool going on here.
This was an amazing video and I love both the humor and the format. I just went back and watched all your other videos and I hope you keep making more, these are great.
@@connorconquers Oh damn, those are both ones I'm very much looking forward to (Factorio because I'm familiar with it, PoE because I know almost nothing about it but it seems really cool under the assumption that you have infinity time to play video games). On the Factorio front, are you familiar with DoshDoshington?
"Every pixel is out to modify you, into a corpse" yup thats a wrap, video can end right there bc that is the single most Noita sentence ive ever heard 😂
Assumed this was an old video by some huge creator but it's a tiny creator who released it the day i started noita. Keep it up Connor, you earnt yourself another subscriber
Thank you! Enjoy Noita, it's a wild experience and don't be afraid to step away for a bit when it beats you down. It took me ages to get my first win and longer to get a god run.
The first god run is an absolutely wild experience. I explored dozens of parallel worlds, did the sun quest, and went into NG+3 before capping it off with an 11 orb win. I had a couple more to do various achievements and feel like after 200 hours I’m finally starting to understand this game. Despite all of that, I haven’t even gotten close to a nightmare mode run
What an absolutely great and entertaining video! I know you want to take a stab at helping solve the eyes... Just think of how interesting it would be, lol. Thanks for the mention!
DUDE! I'd be lost without you! The problem with solving the eyes is that people way smarter than me are already stumped, but I waNNA KNOW THEIR SECRETS SO BAD!
Thanks so much for the amazing content (Noita and otherwise). This video wouldn't have been possible without your influence on the community. And thank you for giving me permission to use your content a while back (if you remember lol). There was zero chance of me reaching the cauldron room and staying sane.
Absolutely amazing video. You scratched all the itches. You are a video genius.
Thank you FuryForged for all the janky videos!
@@connorconquersfor really!
the more i see fury talk about the eyes the more it feels like hes in a cult
man. watching him talk about a god run reminds me of a dnd wizard quote, "the only difference between me and godhood is an eight hour rest" -lvl 9 wizard
Welllll, I'm stealing that quote, thanks.
"You are as skilled as my information lead me to believe. I must admit, I too have a passion for the arcane arts... even moreso than others of my kind.
I am curious, however...what would happen if we turned the magic off?"
[ANTIMAGIC FIELD]
"Fascinating. It appears you cease to be a mighty wizard and become a fragile pointy-eared monkey. While I?
I am still a dragon."
- Order of the Stick
I mean as a simple example, I'm on a run right now where I click on things (through walls? Sure, doesn't matter) and they just die, meanwhile I'm effectively unkillable and have been amusing myself by tunneling randomly through the earth and finding areas and quests and bosses I never knew about.
Only thing is I missed picking up a boss perk because it died somewhere offscreen and I never actually found the body, since I had to spend like 10 minutes playing tag with its minions that seem to be immune to most everything, swapping out spells while being shot until I found a combo that would work. Oh well, next time I guess.
wouldn't that be level 17+ for dnd? (at least 5e)
@@therookiegamer2727 pathfinder 1e :)
"We're on Made in Abyss Rules"
and that sentence right there explains so much in one little quip
I was like, "There's a small subset of people who will be utterly horrified by that line but will instantly understand the danger of an ascent."
The ultimate Mr. Incredible "If you know you know" meme.
@@JamesJames-li2wvquip is a word
@@JamesJames-li2wvman, look it up. Quip with a Q is ALSO a word. And it is the correct word for the way it was used. You're picking at this for no reason.
It really does. Whenever I hear Made in Abyss, it just triggers "Ah shit, here we go again" in my head.
It's right below "I. Hear. A. Sound." for me.
This should be the official ad for noita.
You are not immune to propaganda
Nah, this is way better for veterans.
Hey man, your videos are incredible. They're well written, funny, have great pacing and editing, among a bunch of other things. Keep up the great work and thank you!
Got me to buy it lol
a bit too muc spoiler for an ad, but it's a great video.
thanks for the shoutout. Great highlight of the madness that is Noita! Get in there!!
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shut up old man
'Yeah I can make a Geneva Convention violation with a couple bubbles' has been living rent-free in my head for a while now because it's too true. I think of it every time I start wand crafting in the early game lol.
The average Noita run tends to end once you have decided you have killed god in enough universes
But then the only god left is yourself 👀
The average noita run ends by catching a stray magic bolt or touching a pixel of polyjuice
@@connorconquers that's why you end it, you would be killing every god in that timeline
Funny, my runs end two to three zones deep, I fuckin suck at this game
@@connorconquers There is only one god. I made sure of it.
This rivals Albino’s videos in terms of editing and fans recognise fans because this oozes maggot energy
I debated showing a Noita maggot instead of his channel pic during the recommended channels bit lol
@@connorconquers lmao that would have been funny
This is the spiritual successor to Albino’s “Noita: A Roguelike for the Mentally Deranged” but more instructional and I love it
Thanks! I was put off of making this because that video is what got me into Noita and I didn't think I could make something anywhere near that good. I still think his is better but I'm happy with what I made lol
5:35 Foreshadowing is a narrative device in which a storyteller gives an advance hint of what is to come later in the story. Foreshadowing often appears at the beginning of a story, and it helps develop or subvert the audience's expectations about upcoming events.
The secret is lying. Subscribe for more advanced storytelling techniques.
@@connorconquerstrue!
Hbomberguy is gonna sue you for plagiarism
@@gwen9939 It was real the whole time! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@connorconquers OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THE ONE PIECE! 😱😱😱
"drinking the transition juice in noita is about the same as doing it in Florida because our chances of survival just plummeted" 🤣😂😭😭 too real ._.
I almost cut that joke because I thought it might be "too real" but I really love making fun of that cesspit of a state.
@@connorconquers god, I love your channel, pls keep cooking
Trans rights!
@@ruby_wired WalterWhite_YoureGodDamnRight.mp4
@@connorconquersridiculing shithole places and showing support for trans people is such a good combo
That tablet is one of the greatest trolls I've ever come across in a video game.
Sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge is the highest tribute to the gods.
And all you can do is sit there.
This game has a commitment to messing with the player that's almost unrivaled. I love it.
One must imagine Mina happy.
@@fishydids Myth of Sysiphus jumpscare in my comment notifications, wtf. This guy Camus.
Well you can also slurp up all the water blocking the entrance and wait minutes on end digesting it. It's what I did the first time.
@fishydids Note I don't speak Finnish, but I read somewhere that Mina is the written format of "Me", "I", or "Mine". Which honestly "One has to imagine me happy." Whle discussing Noita is poetic with how bullshit it gets...
Oh my god at the beginning of the video I was like "woa this game looks cool" and then you pull out THE WHOLE MAP and my puny brain just exploded. When I first saw this game by myself before this video I thought it was just some kind of terraria with pixel physics simulation but holy moly I didn't know this game was that big
It's honestly wild. And I left out SO MUCH.
@@connorconquers yea I can see how lmao
"The Work" is just the tutorial.
Yeah... that wasn't the whole map.
Oh sweet summer child!😂
There is the whole map. Yes, that's quite a bit more than the biomes you need to traverse. Then there are the parallel worlds, 512 to the east and 512 to the west. Oh, and this game also does New Game Plus.
Great video mate. I appreciate anyone who continues to help spread the word of this beautiful game.
Thanks! Glad you liked it. Also, dig your channel, always nice to see people enjoy the games I work on 😉
I must salute my countrymen for making the most insanely complex, rage quit inducing games out there, like Noita and My Summer Car.
They're cooking hard over there and I love them for it.
dont forget: Baba Is You and ULTRAKILL
Or fear and hunger..
Finland best land.
And Linux
16:36 At that very moment I thought that this was the limit of the game, I was wrong
Get scammed. This game is insane lol.
@@connorconquers I know I probably wont get a reply but... what was the music you used for the god runs intro? it sounds epic and I'd love to listen to more. Also, hi. from one fungus shifter to another.
@@connorconquers nevermind, I'm an idiot who didn't look at the description.
@@Asta_The_Necromancers'all good! glad you found it! Now lets get back to shifting blood to poly.
I knew there was a reveal coming due to what we saw in the previous 16 minutes
You know you have too many hours in Noita when you recognize that the really complex wand example was a parallel world travel wand.
Excellent video as always!
They have to be the most batshit kind of wand. I have no idea how someone figured that out. "Watch as I shift reality using a deer."
and the fact that there are some based on swapping with an animal, some using the new inner spell, some casting a projectile that casts another one back at you. the fact there are more completely different ways of doing the most insane thing is most mind boggling to me.
I havent played the game much, but dont look at the percentage f fury's video's ive ewatched...
GOD SAME! After a certain amount of Noita certain things get seared into your mind lmao
@@specialgorilla I always have a tab for it open when I get a good run going and bring each spell back to my tree for storage as I progress lol.
Insane levels of quality and infotainment from a 5K subbed channel. This channel will (deservedly) blow up. Great work Connor!
Thank you! Fingers crossed the algorithm likes it 🤖
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@@connorconquers I think your wish is being granted! congrats dude, this vid rules
@@starknuckle6219 Its doing a lot better than I expected and I'm pretty stoked about it ngl
@@connorconquers 373k views, a hair off 25k subscribers. :>
I think with this one, you were mere planck units away from embracing full sseth-ness. Which is neither good nor bad, as both paths are paths to greatness.
Amazing video, Connor, truly.
lol I'm trying really hard to carve out my own style but I think we'll always be close style-wise since a lot of his writing structure is just straight up best practices. I do feel kinda bad because I borrowed so much from Sseth for my Oxygen Not Included video. I wasn't comfortable with my own narration at that time and basically stole his speaking initiations. It's still an honor to be compared to one of my inspirations though.
@@connorconquers There's not a doubt in my mind that you'll eventually arrive at a style that's comfortably your own. Ssethian, but also clearly distinguishable from him. Will just take time and practice. I'm really glad that I was playing ONI and looking up ONI videos around the time you uploaded your guide. One of my best subs on TH-cam, hands down. Keep on keeping on!
@@i_am_ergo Thanks, that honestly means a lot to me.
I’d say closer to a cleaner and more intelligible Maxxor and that’s honestly peak
19:50 "there is absolutely no way the homing mist could ever backfire"
My literal thoughts before discovering poly made you targetable. See also: piercing.
Good to see more attention being paid to this under represented gem of a game! Also, 'Return to Monke' is my new name for homing stone wands. Another favorite of mine is Fireball Orbit + Triplicate Bolt. Put this on a high-rate wand and it become "Delete everything in front of me" very quickly.
That's one of my favorites also but I didn't want to talk about orbit spells because I wanted people to be surprised by the Dragon. Orbit + Triplicate Bolt has saved so many of my runs.
"Delete that direction"
@@Raoul. lmao, basically.
My partner and I call the homing stone wand "rock friend" in the tone one uses to greet your dog after a long day at work
the death by polymorph is so real tho. absolutely hate that shit.
My feelings on death by poly change based on how recently it's happened to me. The longer its been the more I like it. Then it happens and I uninstall the game for a month.
@@connorconquers god exactly. it's necessary balance wise, but i wish there were at least some kind of counter play you could do to reduce it when you're in the sky work. can't even see those goddamn pixels most of the time, and it's the worst feeling when you open a chest to find a nice little chaotic poly flask just waiting to burst all over you and ruin your good start
@@umbra4540 I don't go to the skywork unless I have to. Hell is so much safer if I'm looking for high tier spells. Some counter play would be nice but then this wouldn't be Noita.
@@connorconquers true enough. i only go up there if im doing a sun quest, but poly juice is still tricky outside of the sky work
(Mild spoilers)
The only “counterplay” I know of involves getting lucky with a fungal shift turning all polymorphine in the world into some other substance or by consuming the flesh of a polymorph mage (which is extremely tedious and ineffective if you want it to last for a long time)
your wit and humor is unrivaled. I wish I could watch your stuff for the first time again. Also the production quality and density of content is off the charts
Thank you! I'm learning more with every video, both with scripting and production.
"And THIS is the rest of the world" *laughs in infinite parallel dimensions*
This is the most perfect video to encapsulate the full Noita experience in 22 minutes. I'm thouroughly amazed. Definitely the best guide to Noita!
There's so much I wanted to cover but felt it would be too overwhelming or complicated. I'm hoping I left enough surprises for people who decide to pick up the game.
Ive had this game in my library for years and have played tens of runs. I did not know it had 1/5th this amount of depth
It really does a great job of TELLING YOU NOTHING and just hoping you figure it out.
time to reinstall and slave away!
*dozens
After 500+ hours of Noita, I can confidently say I'm still a beginner 🤣
That was a really excellent video. The way you presented the Lava Lake really captured the self-paced reward (and pain) of exploring Noita's universe.
To everyone else, there's still loads of moments like that to discover and experience.
It seemed like the perfect thing to fixate on since it really captured everything this game is about. And it's crazy how after so many hours there is still do much to discover. I'm still finding new stuff out all the time.
The first time I crossed the lava and saw the bridge, I was still spoiler-free. My first thought was "If I cross this bridge, I am 100% certain I will die. Welp. Guess I better find out WHY I die."
Then I died.
@@Frommerman "The sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge Is the highest tribute to the gods."
@@FrommermanYou’re gonna go far kid 😂 Keep going my man!
I love Noita because it's one of very few games that truly allows for the power progression you would expect from becoming an endgame character. In most games even the strongest player characters would still be blocked in by things like walls, locked doors, and invisible fences even if they can turn a room full of enemies into red sauce with one shot. But in Noita, respecting the terrain is more like a choice once you've got infinite black holes or lumidrills.
I swear your ability to show off the strength of games is unmatched
It's easy when the games are amazing.
This feels like a Max0r summary without the seizure-inducing montages and goddamn does it appeal to me.
He's a huge inspiration but I don't think I could edit that quick if I wanted to lol
The video format is definetely a recipe for success. It gives deeper and deeper insights in to the game and just when you think it's done, there comes "but wait, there's more!" moment. Can see this really taking of if you manage to keep pulling of such quality content.
Thanks! I had a few ahha moments when it came to scripting this one that I wanna try to carry forward.
My first perk I ever got was the one that let me tinker anywhere. I could feel my luck disintegrating by the nanosecond.
"Finnish, alchemic, fanfiction" was like a 3 piece combo from Iron Mike Tyson
This video is amazing, the part where you explained wands and highlighted the spells slots in the wand as it was happening was very well done!
Hope many new people see this and experience the amazing things Noita has to offer....
(or buys it to ragequit after losing a god tun to poly🤣)
Thanks! I was really happy with how that part came out. Also, I've actually rage uninstalled the game 3 times because of poly deaths. It's part of the process 🥰
Duuuuuude I literally just found your video on ONI yesterday. Absolutely loved it, despite never having actually played, watched all the rest of you videos, subbed the hell up, and got a little sad you can only post every few months. But you've already got another video out?? Oh how the stars have aligned today 🙏 keep up the good stuff man, take your time and stay grounded in your style
Thanks! Last year was a little rough between work and my appendix trying to kill me. I've been getting a lot better at writing scripts so hopefully it won't be SEVERAL MONTHS between vids. Also if you have any game suggestions I'd love to hear them!
11:27 Rest in peace little noit.
Pour one out for all the noits that died to make this video possible 😭
After I saw how much HP you had when dying in the lava lake the first time, I had to commend your dedication to make a great video. That would probably take me about 2-4 hours on an average seed to get that much HP
"The learning curve is more of a learning cliff" is....yes.
Also, "Since there's is only one way forward" was the kind of thing I told my friends when they picked up this game.
On that note, gonna go ahead and watch all of your videos. Mwah
Hehe, a little lying is key to selling the Noita experience.
Also, regarding immunity, even then it's only temporary, isn't it? I wasn't sure and I didn't wanna say anything "too false" so I just left it at that.
Me after genociding, necromancing, and canabalizing my way to 2.55e8 seconds of poly immunity
This stuff is a *lot* of fun. I love when I'm lucky enough to be on the ground floor when someone's just getting started, and obviously has a ton of talent and drive.
I saw your tease for Factorio coming up, and honestly, , I can't wait to see what you do next.
Hoping to finish the 1st draft of the script by tomorrow and start editing by next weekend!
One of the best videos I've ever seen. Not just for Noita. Not just gaming videos. Videos. Period. Perfect pacing, amazing editing, and also huge respect for the "music used in video" in the description. Basically, perfect.
I wonder if it's just a coincidence that both this and "Fear and Hunger" have Finnish devs... hmmmm...
Thank you! I so glad you liked it! I really had a blast writing the script for this.
Also, yeah, I dunno what's going on with Finnish game devs but I don't ever want them to stop cooking.
"No.. Not like this..."
_Truer words have never been spoken_
Happy to see a new video from you! I have heard of Noita before, great to have you make a video about it, thank you very much! :)
It's one of my favorite games. I hate it so much.
@@connorconquers That's absolutely understandable. I am not yet sure whether or not I am masochistic enough to play it
That Nile Green reference earned you a follow. Maybe more if I catch a stream.
Love the videos, and thank you for having the music used playlist, i hate not finding a song because they don't list it.
SAME! There's usually some saint putting music up in the comments of the video that doesn't have it but I wanna save people the trouble lol
The only true extent of Noita being how much your computer can handle reminds me of a bit of Warhammer lore where Lord Kroak was firing so many spells out of his froggy ass that time started to stop as reality itself started to lag.
Oh, that's why time stops in black holes... 🤔
I just found your channel and I cannot describe how sad I was that you had only the videos you had. Can't wait for more, your stuff is incredible!
Workin' on it! Two guides in progress and I'm trying to figure out some more formats to fill in the gaps.
So criminally underrated, your method for making videos is really entertaining! You get into just the right amount of detail and make the entire video feel too short and just really fun to watch. I can't wait to see your next Worst Guide video, maybe another mind-melting game like factorio somewhere down the line? :D
Factorio and Path of Exile are already in the works 😉
Also, thanks for the kind words!
I watch this video everytime I'm burnt out and it keeps bringing me back to play more. Props to DunkorSlam for linking it.
I was like that with Albino's video lol. Glad you're sticking it out, king.
Incredibly well-edited, well-written video! As a fellow Noita enjoyer, I think you boiled it all down to be very digestible and fun! Subscribed!
I just wanna proliferate polymorphine deaths among new and returning players. Glad you enjoyed it!
The Gregorius theme for god runs is such a perfect choice 17:15
Wow you earned my sub and then some.
The writing of this Video Essay Review Guide Educational Shitpost(?) rivals LazyPurple's "How it feels to play..." series and has a familiar vibe of max0r's videos and I promise you that is one of the biggest compliments I can give to any single piece of media on this platform.
There's an incredible understanding of pace on display and the editing is equally as impressive because it isn't "tame", it's still wild when it fits, but there's an incredible amount of patience and restraint demonstrated throughout the whole runtime. You could have gone full montage with the game clips and the whacky shenanigans but you reigned it in and that let Noita's more intense moments shine so much brighter when you decide to demonstrate how deranged it can get.
Splitting the video into chapters that parallel the flowchart of [Discovering Noita] and putting spoiler warnings also does a lot for people only now finding out about the game and giving them fair warnings on how deep the game goes but still keeping up the pace by not lingering on the titles and warnings.
I could gush more, but I'm at work so I'll wrap it up.
In general I wish more reviews are made this way in the future, whether by you or other people, because even as someone familiar with Noita, this was a joy to watch and despite treading old ground it was entertaining throughout and I never felt compelled to just wander off and watch something else.
10/10
Thanks you so much! I've never heard of LazyPurple, I'll check them out. I wanted to give people a chance to bounce out if they wanted to stay partly unspoiled but I think I hit on some good writing structure along the way (lying to the audience lol). I'm really happy with the pace of editing in this I've as well, I think I've found my rhythm!
@@connorconquers Looking forward to more (if you do make more), and also to catching your next stream!
@@triple3slash5 Factorio or Path of Exile will probably be the next guide. Next steam is tonight at 8est!
My favorite thing about this video is watching it once, buying Noita, playing it, getting confused so you watch it again, play more Noita, squeeze out a win after 90 runs, eventually watching this video again, and STILL getting helpful info that you didn't understand before, and it gets funnier and every time you watch it too. Can't wait to get a god run then watch this again to relate better.
I was worried this would be information overload but I'm glad it's having the desired effect!
Now the scary thing is...imagine this game but in 3D, and it's basically Elden Ring, but everything kills you, probably even your own weapons.
It would take SO MUCH work to pull it off, but a Noita 2 that succeeds its transition as hard as Risk of Rain 2 or Helldivers 2 would be insane.
I don’t even think a computer could handle that. Noita already had its freak outs with its simple graphics. Simulating every pixel on a 3D scale would be…. Insane.
@@CatLover-gk8uu bro, imagine how crazy it would be seeing the sand and snow shift as you move through it in 3d. That would be so cool and probably cause your PC to implode on itself and/or gain sentience and throttle you.
@@CatLover-gk8uu 3d pixels are called voxels. So i'm waiting for a genius developer (or just smart but dedicated) to develop a good voxel engine that is basically 3d noita.
Love your content, and hope to see more! but also albino called at 15:00 and wanted his joke back
Thank you! Also I'm pretty sure I've heard a few people call wand connoisseur squidward? Maybe he started it? No intention to steal a joke, I've been calling him that for a while now lol
underrated channel, how do you only have 5k subs with this kind of quality??
The algorithm is just doin' its thing, I guess? The comment helps though!
I’m about halfway through this video when leaving my comment. This is so insanely well edited and I love all of the references!! Subscribed :)
I hope this video gets picked up by the algorithm because it is BEAUTIFULLY MADE. Love the comedy, love the editing, pacing, explanation, familiarity with the game, etc etc etc. Your passion really shows and I hope you get what you deserve (many many views and subscribers) : )
Thank you so much! This one was a blast to make. I'm also finally getting comfortable with my narration voice lol
You removed the subway surfers gameplay during the explanation. I am now dead because of you. I am writing this comment from the afterlife. Surprisingly, the reception is pretty good.
Damn dude. Immediately after watching this video I went to your channel to subscribe only to find that I already did. Amazing content, please make more.
lmao well glad the feeling stayed consistent.
DUDE I loved your video and Albino was a big inspiration for me to make mine. My main inspiration was green x tho! Keep up the great work!
Thanks! Yeah Albino and his editors, especially @DoodlezMusic, are amazing.
Thank you so much for putting in an effort to make this really entertaining. There's so many super dry videos out there, good to have one that feels like it was made by a human being with emotions and humor.
This is the best introduction to noita I ever seen 😂😂😂 Never seen a more accurate description of what is noita then what you see/hear in the beginning of this video.
Me: fungal shifts all the forms of poly into water
god gamer
Me: fungal shifts all forms of water into poly
Me when I stumble upon a single pixel of lava
Everybody eatin' when Connor Conquers drops a new video.
That's why I always release around lunch time.
Holy shit man this video just got recommended to me and ITS SO GOOD, your editing style, narration and everything is just amazing, rn i have watched all of your videos and im so confused on why you're not more popular on youtube. This is absolutely great and i'll start watching your streams from now on for sure.
Thanks! We all gotta start somewhere though, right? Streams are usually Tuesdays at 8pm EST btw.
i stumbled upon your channel by complete accident and i just love your "worst guides". great sense of humor and amazing editing! would LOVE watching more worst guides for games i've played/ have'nt played all together!
Glad you like them! I'm working on guides to Factorio and Path of Exile currently!
12:55 ROCK AND STONE
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
Best series available. You are on another level. Please make more.
Thank you so much! More to come!
@@connorconquers genuinely exciting to hear. Your jokes are hilarious and I'm sure genuine Noita fans new to the channel would have been like WTF until halfway through when they realized they were watching a genius. I now have to play Noita
This is one of my favorite videos I keep coming back to watch it
I like to think that Noita is just an ancient god's effort to gather cultist by communicating with a "modern artist" so every update is the creator recieving further instructions in his dream(he's waiting to know the use of the pot too).
Yeah, but the god's name is just FuryForged.
most sane noita lore meme clip made me spit my drink out- its so long since ive seen that and it fits noita so well
wasn't expecting guilty gear music in a noita video xD
the fact you mentioned my favorite maggot makes me happy
I found out about (and fell in love with) Noita because of his videos. And the Twitch integrations mod he commissioned is a gift to the community.
as a trans person your trans juice joke was just about the greatest piece of trans rights satirical comedy relating to a video game I've ever heard. that joke alone earned you my subscription.
Y'all don't get enough jokes that are "with" and not "at", especially in the "gamer" space. I'm trying to fill that gap lol. I almost cut that one for being "too real" but fuck that state. Trans rights 🌈
Hopefully you live past 35.
@@connorconquersas another trans person, THANK YOU
It's up there with that one time playboy decided to actually be funny in the tier list of "jokes about trans people not told by the trans community about themselves"
Earned a dislike and channel block from me!
Just found your Stardew Guide yesterday and binged all the rest of your videos this morning on my walk to work! Good content, my dude! :)
the spoilers getting better as you go along is amazing! I spent 220 hours until I thought I figured out everything, then there was world tp wand lmao
Easy tip. When spawning in, press two then click at your feet.
This is actually the secret way to manipulate your starting seed!
Honestly I only play nightmare mode these days. For how much easier it is to die, the zero-to-overpowered route is that much faster too.
Starting with Tinker is great but I just get Noita'd too much to stomach it.
22:01 - Don't forget RedRiotRoss
I didn't know about them but they're on my list of people to check out!
This encapsulates my experience with the game so well! It just keeps getting crazier, bigger, more complex, and more full of WTF the deeper (and not so deeper) you go. I admit that I am not a good enough gamer to actually survive the early game very often, so I eventually gave up and backed up my save file every now and then so I could really explore... But my god did I love the exploration and tinkering!
Even after 110 hours, I think I have like... 2 of the achievements on the pillars. XD Thanks for the excellently made video (and nostalgia)!
Appreciate the video, I show this video to someone and then all of a sudden they have Noita! Great work!
Made in abyss refrence woot woot
Was gonna show the transformation, but it just goes way too hard lmao
16:11 slayyy and accurate
3:35 yea, """safe area"""
[Laughs in worm]
This channel is criminally underviewed. I'm looking forward to seeing it explode with popularity!
Thanks! It'd be cool if it did but until then I'm at the whims of The Algorithm 🤖
My dude, can you please keep doing videos?
This is so good. It's such a good style, it's the exact way I want to be introduced to cool niche games, you really have something cool going on here.
I plan to! In fact I'm hoping to release a "guide" to Factorio in a few weeks. Thanks for the kind words.
@1:13 no one can ever convince me it isn't pronounced this way
I tried to pronounce it as many different ways as possible to cover all my bases. Finland is furious.
@@connorconquersthey might send Steve after you, keep your tablet close man lol
Have played this game for 3 years, didn’t know about 90% of this shit and have never beaten it…
Honestly insane how easy it is to miss most of the game and still be totally happy with your experience.
new favorite creator acquired
Thank you! More to come!
"You'll never be a match for poly"
Me: *YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD STOP ME? I'M ALREADY 4 FUNGAL SHIFTS AHEAD OF YOU*
Meanwhile, I've shifted blood and water into poly and acid respectively
This was an amazing video and I love both the humor and the format. I just went back and watched all your other videos and I hope you keep making more, these are great.
Thank you! I plan to continue. I'm learning Factorio and working on one got Path of Exile.
@@connorconquers Oh damn, those are both ones I'm very much looking forward to (Factorio because I'm familiar with it, PoE because I know almost nothing about it but it seems really cool under the assumption that you have infinity time to play video games).
On the Factorio front, are you familiar with DoshDoshington?
@@yaksher never heard of Dosh and I'm still very new to the game/scene so I'd love any other recommendations!
@@connorconquers Dosh is the only Factorio TH-camr I've watched, but I highly recommend his stuff.
ok im buying it now >:(
Incredible game, and incredible video. :D
Incredible comment, incredible vibes. :D
20:29 I wish that was real😢
Maybe one day 🏳️🌈
@@connorconquers hopefully
"Every pixel is out to modify you, into a corpse" yup thats a wrap, video can end right there bc that is the single most Noita sentence ive ever heard 😂
This makes me want to go take a tab and watch the video again and see what happens.
I think the Factorio vid will be a way worse trip. Safe travels lol
The astolfo bisexual heritage month joke is so peak…. Keep cooking my man.
I'm like, "there's a very specific subset of people who will appreciate this joke and I truly hope anyone out of the loops googles it."
Almost choked on my tea 🤣
HE'S BACK!!
I never left, I'm just very slow lmao
I know alot about Noita but I have no idea what happend in 21:01
Super rare potion called monster powder. It's horrifying 🙂
Assumed this was an old video by some huge creator but it's a tiny creator who released it the day i started noita. Keep it up Connor, you earnt yourself another subscriber
Thank you! Enjoy Noita, it's a wild experience and don't be afraid to step away for a bit when it beats you down. It took me ages to get my first win and longer to get a god run.
The first god run is an absolutely wild experience. I explored dozens of parallel worlds, did the sun quest, and went into NG+3 before capping it off with an 11 orb win. I had a couple more to do various achievements and feel like after 200 hours I’m finally starting to understand this game.
Despite all of that, I haven’t even gotten close to a nightmare mode run
Congrats!! And yeah, Nightmare Mode is... special.