Homer Robs the Kwik-E-Mart
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ย. 2024
- The Simpson family run into some unexpected medical bills and they’re in desperate need of money. When Homer runs out of options, he is forced to rob Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart.
So I was going through a list of old Simpsons commercials looking for content and I found the KFC commercial and I thought it was brilliant! I set off to make a "Homer robs the Kwik-E-Mart" video, there was plenty of source materials. The only difficulty was to find a reason for Homer to rob the Kwik-E-Mart. Once I had that it was just a lot of editting.
The "That'll be 10000$ Apu" line was lip synced, you can tell but the fact that Homer says it with such joy makes the clip even funnier lol. Ontop of that, Homer dies in the end! Brilliant!
List of Episodes Used (Video + Audio):
S12E04 - Lisa the Tree Hugger
S06E22 - Round Springfield
S16E17 - The Heartbroke Kid
S06E01 - Bart of Darkness
S04E11 - Homer's Triple Bypass
S03E20 - Colonel Homer
S03E08 - Lisa's Pony
S09E05 - The Cartridge Family
S13E22 - Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
S04E21 - Marge in Chains
Simpsons KFC Commercial
S08E04 - Burns, Baby Burns
Thank you and as always, please enjoy!
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*Steals KFC bucket and 7up instead of stealing Ten Thousand dollars*
Anthony Ramirez, It’s what I would do.
“That’s our homer!”
His last meal.
The money is in The bucket.
Even if he stole $10,000 it wouldn't be enough for the operation
"Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the episode without The Simpsons."
"Seamless, huh?"
You're fired
"...and with good cause." 😂
Lol! Perfect comment!!
In all honesty, I wouldn’t put that up as Disney because they probably would do it. They did that to Mickey Mouse.
you're hired
Who robs the Kwik E Mart?
I doooooooooooo
lmao
Plot twist: Homer's life insurance money is enough to save Bart.
Lol, you mean "isn't"?
On top of everything else, Lisa needs braces.
Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.
@@DarkSimpsons Bullsye!
bren lc Thanks a lot, now I’ve lost my train of thought!
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces
The real dark simpsons was the american healthcare system this whole time...
What if the real Dark Simpson's was inside us all along?
the real dark simpsons was the friends we made along the way
The real dark simpsons was about family and subverting your expectations
In the episode the clip about needing 40 thousand dollars was from: It was actually a veterinarian bill for the dog
There's some comment in your Scooby Doo meme
Homer should have worn a blindfold whilst robbing Apu. If he doesn't see it; it's not illegal!
so blind people can get away with robbery too?
@@SmashLiXs r/Wooosh
@@SlayerMuff jokes on you since you're missing the joke that i was adding on to another joke
@@SmashLiXs Well played.
@Youre Gonna Need a Bigger Boat i think you're the one who'd missing the joke. i'm an adult by the way
Only one way to describe what I have witnessed here this day:
*seamless*
You're fired.
KlonE SK "And with good cause."
That’ll be ten thousand dollars, Apu.
"And I'll be back next week! And the week after that, and the week after that."
I read that in Cells voice
@@Rejoice. I read it in mr krabs voice😂
Lmao can’t even count the amount of money he needs to get out of debt 😂
**proceeds to steal KFC bucket and 7UP**
They'll never take me alive.
Runs directly at the police.
Lol, we he wasn't wrong... He should've came out guns blazing though.
should've use the back door.
@@Brickboy-wd8bo
He does with poor Bart on a regular basis...
I love this one. One of my favorites. It's hilariously straightforward. "You'll never take me alive!" _Dies._ And now that I think about it, you did manage to imply the death of one of the kids.
Lol I really enjoyed this one too. The continuity was all over the place but I sorta liked that lol
@@DarkSimpsons that's what made it hilarious
I love how casually Homer demands the $10,000 from Apu, as if he robs the Kwik-E-Mart as often as Snake lol.
Lol and he leaves with kfc
I love how in all the Dark Simpsons episodes Homer is always made out to be the apologetic victim because he just wants what's best for his family
Billion times better than current Homer.
I mean that is one of the core themes of the Simpsons - Family. Despite being a complete moron, Homer always manages to gain sympathy from the audience because he is family oriented.
except for the mr plow episodes of course
"And now we'll see the simulation with a barrage of baseballs." Kent Brockman
Homer: *gets pelted by baseballs* Ooooohh stop it...
Desperately needed money for his son still got KFC while he was there
Haha yeah, seamless huh?
SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED
At least the insurance will cover Bart's surgery.
Plot twist: Bart dies mid-surgery
@Shalucard Knowing Dr. Hibbert's legal shenaningans, probably not.
the life insurance on my mom's death paid off the house i live in. glob i miss her
@Shalucard MUST.....SIGN.... POLICY!!!
"I'm sorry we can't insure you!"
"I made an H.....it looks like an X.."
*thud*
You don't get insurance from a death if you were committing a felony. if it was suicide you also wouldn't get life insurance. It's at least like that where I live.
There’s so much Simpsons content you can literally make your own episodes now. What a time to be alive!
Haha yeah! And there's still so much more possibilities
Homer running so fast to keep up with Bart just shows how much love he has for his kids. This isn't dark at all, it's beautiful
and he didnt rape him too XD
It still doesn't change the fact that he stole a KFC bucket and a 7up instead of 10k lmao
@@leboiboiboi Abe:"They're giving 'em away free you idiot!!"
Mr Plow, that's my name. That name again, is Mr Plow.
I love that you used the kfc ad!
I like that you use the Simpsons KFC commercial.
Lol me too! It breaks continuity but I find it hilarious.
I love that he doesn't even try to steal the full amount he needs.
Well, Homer's a good guy. He probably doesn't want to break Apu's wallet.
Masterful use of that KFC commercial.
In retrospect, robbing a Kwik-E-Mart is probably the least insane thing Homer ever did to make a quick buck.
But he left with kfc and 7up lol
For once Homer was a good father, even if he was still a despicable human being.
Lol go in for 10k come out with kfc
Robs quick E mart, hides behind a KFC bucket of chicken, then shot up at a movie theatre😂
Lol, hospital bill is 40k, asks apu for 10k, leaves with kfc.
$40,000? Time to start dealing some meth
"A bloody end for Homer Simpson." But then they said that was just a simulation.
Next, a barrage of baseballs!
"That'll be ten thousand dollars, Apu,"
*Proceeds to escape with a bucket of chicken nuggets and a drink*
Its halfway there lol
Never knew he had it in him
He really hasn't been the same since he started doing cocaine.
Hey, atleast he didn’t leave with a sandwich.
Lol, a 40 ft sandwich
"A bloody end for Homer Simpson...... Is just of our simulated outcomes.
Here's what it would look like if we killed him with a variety of baseballs." 😅😂
Lol I would've loved to see that...
You really earned the name Dark Simpson
10,000 at a convenient store. Lawl.
Lol and leaves witb kfc
Homer would go with intentions of stealing 10 thousand dollars but leave with a bucket of chicken
Hahaha, don't forget the 7up
You getting better man this is good
Lol I know the continuity here was a mess but I actually really liked it still.
I lost it at the KFC commercial! 😂
I would never save Bart. A terrible brat like that. Never.
0:57
That's what we predict will happen to Homer (if he decides to make a run for it) using the latest animating technology.
Now let's see what itd look like with a barrage of baseballs
Springfield PD opening fire on Homer without him firing first is easily within logic of SPRINGFIELD PD. LMAO.
He should have become a senator.
I'll do it. I'll rob the kwik e mart
You know what's more dark than this
Steamed hams
what the clod
Oh Homer, you didn't have to go that far
0:15 when you asks Heavy to shoot Sasha for 12 seconds for you
First video and instantly subscribed. I hope you have more content like this
Marge: My husband only robbed the store 'cause we needed money to save our son.
Chief Wiggum: ...nobody cares.
Open fire!
I'll just write it up on my invisible typewriter
Chief wiggum: kill the lady too, and the little girls
Marge: you mean my daughters?
Chief wiggum: KILLL TGEM GUYS KILL THEM!!!
Lou: **shoots chief wiggum**
Chief wiggum: OW! YOU BACKSTABBING-
Also chief wiggum: **shoots Marge, Lisa and Maggie before dying**
Lou: now I see why I killed him
Chief wiggum: **dies**
Man, Homer went to the Kwik-E-Mart at night, robbed it in the day time, teleported to KFC, then teleported and barges out of a theater and gunned down at night. Truly an amazing Simpsons story in 2 decades.
Seamless huh?! Lol
I just realized that you basically recreated the plot of John Q. with this particular short.
Lol yeah. I love that movie
Dark Simpsons idea, babies can catch a price of up to $50,000 simply a test
A good satirical piece on the ills of America’s healthcare system, honestly if I was American, I’d be in so much debt right now considering how many injuries Ive sustained
Lol i cant inmagine having to worry about health care
good to know that between all the plowing, the love between homer and bart is genuine enough that homer would rob a bank for him
This seems like something Homer would do.
Lol go to the kwik e mart for kfc
His real plan was to use his insurance to pay for barts medical treatment and his family
Lol... but he forgot to buy life insurance
@@DarkSimpsons OH CRAP
I would never do such a thing!
You wouldn't rob a store to save you're dying son?! That's awful.
Dark Simpsons I think you’ve got it all wrong. I would do anything to save Bart, but I would never rob the Kwik-E-Mart.
This was a lot darker than I intially tought
He had 7up that was a KFC Simpsons AD
KFC is delicious.
One simple idea: move to Sweden
Ah yes, the award winning sequel to the film John Q: Homer S.
The american healthcare system is the real villain.
Well they can sell Bart! They should be able to pay for his surgery then!
A bloody end for Homer Simpson
Now let's see what it will look like with a barrage of baseballs
Homer actually Robs the Kwik-E-Mart when he has snakes hair
All deaths so far
Bart:5 (I'm pretty sure he died this time because the family couldn't afford the procedure)
Homer:2
Lisa:1
Maggie:1
Ned:1
Milhouse:1
Mr Burns: 1
Patty:1
Selma:1
Marge:1
"That'll be 10 thousand dollars"
Like any Convenience store has that much on hand haha
Lol and the surgery was 40000$!
@@DarkSimpsons Maybe he was gonna rob the Krusty Burger, Moe's, and the Bowling Alley to make it up.
@@rickkassner4555 haha rrob his best friend moes
You should do a dystopian future one referencing the 'old people are useless' line from Homer the Vigilante :D
bump
0:10-0:14 mr plow's career is at stake
*Chief Wiggum:* If he only let me finish, I was going to say "Come out with your hands up and we'll let you off with a warning and drive you home."
i've never seen some of the clips here especially homer bringing a gun to kwik-e-mart and him hiding from police. nice work finding those.
Lol yeah I use clips from video games and commercials too, so you may not recognize some.
*PLOT TWIST*
Homer actually stole $10,000. He just hid it in the KFC bucket to make it look like he only stole a bucket of KFC and a 7-Up.
Haha, the surgery is still 40 000$, so he's short.
Damn that was pretty good haha
so i guess the life insurance will pay off bart's bills
Lol then they'll be back to normal, minus homer.
@@DarkSimpsons just like my life
0:53 Apu obviously left and had another person be in his place
Well I tried my best
Yeah... and all you got was KFC and a 7 up... not bad.
$40,000? Why would Homer think the quickie mart would even have anything close to that? .... nevermind I just remembered who I was questioning
I need closure on that anecdote
😂
0:54 Homer: Police! I'm surrounded! They'll never take me alive!
*cops proceed to shoot him with guns*
Homer: Ok, they DID take me alive. I'll give them credit for that.
Some how at 0:50 it turns day time and homer has kfc lol
Lol, that's a genius robbery... Homer has is priorities straight.
this is so sad alexa play happy birthday lisa
This was the long lost episode
Lol my whole channel is lost episodes.
A bloody end for Homer Simpson.
Now let's watch him get hit with a barrage of baseballs
Homer: *screams* Police! They'll never take me alive! *runs outside and gets gunned down*
Me: You got that right.😐
Power is blind, and in Homer’s hands, it’s also stupid.
One part is the actual episode, the other part is a clip from a commercial, and then the last part I don't know.
Yes sir! This channel splices clips from different episodes to tell new stories.
@@DarkSimpsons it took me a while to think that this is actually a good idea. Some of the actors are getting old/tired, and they may quit/retire/leave soon..
@@spod2998 yeah but I'm sure they can find good replacement actors
The garden won't save your sanity now Apu!
0:52 no idea where thats from.
Oh that's from a KFC food add back in the 90's
@@comicbookreviewer4856 thank you
But little did they know that Homer has a 40,100$ Life Insurance Plan
I don't remember this from that episode...
At least you went down trying homer
It's random episodes jumbled together
Well at least Homer did it for Bart.
Yeah, to bad he only got a bucket of kfc out of it lol
*Needs $40k*
*Only demands $10k*
Leaves with KFC and 7up lol
In this case
Since homer died due to the police killing him, Bart died too, thanks to his heart attack from frosted krusty-Os
“A bloody end for Homer Simpson”
Homer has been playing too much GTA
Lol, wasted...
0:08
that budget animation tho
Seamless huh? lol
At least Homer had a reason why he robbed the Kwik e mart. To get money to help his son.
Yeah... now they're both dead.
@@DarkSimpsons ouch
Homer died by gunfire. Bart died due to repulsive American medical services. Marge sank into deep depression before getting taken to the mental asylum, and Lisa took Maggie trying to survive on the streets but died in an alleyway holding Maggie's frozen corpse crying alone and starving.
Lol nice fan fiction.
And Aunt Patty and Selma celebrates for Homer's death.
This is just John Q with Homer Simpson
Lol he should've kidnapped a hospital
Indeed that was dark.
That's right. They wanted you dead, Homer.
That's what you get for stealing kfc lol
No healthcare must suck. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Yeah... I'd rather pay higher taxes and have universal health care.
At this point, dark just means realistic
The darkest videos are realistic lol
$40k is less than I thought.
Haha and he left with kfc and a 7up