The Internet Said So | EP 163 | Population
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing the population of India and the rest of the world.
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@@sakshi414 lewd minx!
Delhi ka show liya and show ke din cancel -__-
😂q111qqq2 😘a
Can someone look like a 40 year old baby?
Kautuk: Hold my 'beard' 🍺🧔
@@mearpitjain09 xd
Yes.... The new old old new old format.
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Can you edit and put a "new" after the 2nd old
Varun was fab today . laughed like crazy all throughout.
Real ID se aao Nikita ji. 😁
@@lijomathew8373 lol
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@@lijomathew8373 😂
This podcast is so wholesome, varun ka awaaz sidha dil mein sunaai deta hai.
Dil mein toh pata nahi, par kaan dono hi dard horahain.😂
@@shaktipoudel823 speaker pe laga do, let earth deal with it
This episode can be summarised by Geet in ‘Jab We Met’: “Arre, crowded matlab kya? Crowd hum jaise logon se banta hain! Khud bheed Ka hissa hain aur takleef bhi khud hi ko hain.”
Varun - 18% of people in the world are Indians
Also Varun - Every 18th person is an Indian 😂
Mast observation 😂
RIP RAMANUJAN
He took maths lessons from bijju's....
😑😑😑😑😑😑
1st week of Feb I was in Hyderabad for some business meet and Offc was 34 minutes from Airport and the driver was saying sir it is far and outside city . I said bhai humlog 1-2 hrs ka journey karta hai daily basis pe Mumbai meine and you are saying it is far 😅
whenever mother Russia comes up in a tiss discussion, you know it is going to be the best part of the episode, loved the last 10 mins of this one
Varun spotted in “Romantics” episode 4. 😮
Varun is exceptionally hilarious!!! I wonder how he does that. It is insane! And the camaraderie... oh boy! It is genuinely adorable. In fact, priceless...or should I say friceless! ❤️❤️❤️
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@@Chandthakur0602 Hello Varun's mom
Thank you Mona :)
Always a delight to hear about Bombay traffic in TISS episodes😂
Varun was too hilarious today😂😂
I think you could do a podcast on astrophotography and parallel fields
Aadar is wearing in-ears to record the podcast. I am wearing in-ears to listen to it . Just when you thought aadar had overkill earphones. Le: me! 🤣🤣
Kautuk looks like the prime minister and it hurts
LOVE that not only did you guys do the podcast on such a relevant topic, but it made me gleeful to hear you address the inequality between men and women when it came to things like contraception. I come from a background similar to yours, and have a friends circle as 'forward', 'modern' and 'educated'. Yet, I was surprised when i recently found out while discussing a similar topic that many of my 'modern' female friends have boyfriends or husbands who don't use condoms during sex (despite not wanting to have children at the time). And the messed up part was, that it seemed like the women were brainwashed by their significant others that sex 'wasn't enjoyable enough' with the condoms on. For whom? The Men! And yet, these women have internalised this as normal, and fail to see how this behaviour puts THEM at more risk than the men. one of my friends even got pregnant in the process and had to abort, and went through emotional hell thanks to the whole saga. Even the self-proclaimed 'empowered' friends of mine don't take a stand and insist on their SOs using condoms. Instead, they're happy risking pregnancy, STDs, or hormonal imbalances due to emergency pills. SMH.
lol looks like it's coming a from fights over sex w/out condom. aren't you single? lmao
@@raviv8782 lol aren’t you a potential rapist? Make these mocking comments at your sister when she gets knocked up by her boyfriend and your village stones her to death. Our country has no hope since men like you exist.
@@raviv8782 also, how can one be single and have fights with their partner over condom usage at the same time? dimag kafi kam hai tumhara
No one:
Not even Amar Chitra Katha:
Varun: “Chanakya koi bhi restaurant ja sakta thha…”
been really sad today but hearing this makes me so happy. lots of love from USA
Aadar's Bill Burr impression was eerily accurate.
Time stamp please
TISS quads, I want to thank you all for being there, I am a bit off the charts in my head and going thru bad dipper, feels like you guys are talking to me !!!
54:36 almost spat out my coffee laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fckin hilarious timing 🤣🤣🤣
How did nobody, not even Kautuk, laugh hysterically at this?😅😅
8 billion people and only you 4 we wait for on Tuesdays! 💥
Selmon bhai was not discussed which is a new record. He has single handedly not officially populated the world
The Post-Credit Scene is gold.
AADAR, Kautuk and Varun rapping >>>>>>
Whenever Varun and Aadar say something, Bawa be like a dad nodding his head in disappointment 😂
Maa- padhle ye phone chalane se Ghar Nahi Chalta
Me- sorry maa tiss ka new task just dropped
😂
Everytime Varun was speaking I had to reduce the audio to 15%. Today he was cinematic parallel of Madhusudan fufa from sarabhai vs sarabhai
Nobody gonna talk about how Varun said Nigeria was the 3rd most populous country? Like bruh what?
I totally forget to say projected to be by 2050. My bad
What's bad is ravi kishan who has 4 children till he got a boy is talking about population control
Man, I'm in Love with Bawa... He's the most disillusioned man I've ever seen🥺
Wdy mean
@@prathameshshrivastava2555 Tum rehne do, Tum nahi samajh paoge.
he plays a caricature of himself
Varun " How is the brother giving birth " 😭😭☠️
This was one of the most stimulating episodes. I liked and shared the hell out of it! I'm here studying in Boston and you guys sound like home. :)
50:19 People are opting to be child-free which is great. Whether you have a child or not, you will always be criticised.
Koutuuk has laughed so much in this episode!!😂😂
Best post credit scene ever😂😂😭👏🙌🙏👏❤
19:35 the fact that Monaco GP is this weekend and i’m watching this just after watching FP1 highlights 😂
Introvert/Extrovert was peak TISS
Bawa's confused face is great 😂😂😂😂😂
@49.00 min...when i joined aftr maternity leave my all coligues were promoted....😐...and i was as equal as new joiners.....
I love varuns humour probably the best stand up. Over the years just wit this guy possess is amazing thank you varun for your entertainment. I've seen many of your vids thoroughly enjoyed it.
Guys, love the Podcast. Big fan. Just one request. Do something about the audio. Try to keep the audio from all your mics at the same level. Had to always lower the volume whenever varun spoke, and then again increase it to listen to bawa Kautuk and aadar 😂.
Nobody:
Vroon: And the tofic is Fofulation 👏 😂😂
And Varun it's Fublic 🤌 3:21
This is such a important topic and i have done a lot of research on this topic enough to write a book on it. 90% of india's problem will go away if population gets reduced.
I could visualise naseer Bhai when VT spoke.
6:38 public nahi, phublic hota hai varun
Bois ka Toronno show ka tickets le liya!🥳
Janhit mein jaari soochna: 7 pm show is already sold out. 9 pm show ka bhi malum nahi kab khalas ho jayega. TISS fans jo Toronno mein hain, better hurry up and book your seats!
See y'all on March 19!
Aah, how I missed these cold opens
How can one not like Sparrow - Neville
Kautuk , Adhar visa , ceo joke was so funny
Varun really needs to work on mic settings. I had to change volume when he was speaking and when others were😅😅😅😅
Wanna do settingsuuuu😂
Very pretty sorry
Shouldn't have mocked Bawa the first time when he brought it up :p
10:27 In Mumbai you don’t measure distance in km but in time.
Le Bengaluru feafal- that’s cute, we measure in 2 week sprints
I love the unpaid internship of comments. I don’t follow through all the time but it’s nice to see fellow TISS ARMY members carrying the baton lol
It is true about Estonia, because of the e-residency scheme, its has one of the highest startups per capita in the world. Even Mukesh Ambani is a e-resident of Estonia. Of the total 1.3 million population of the country, 459 k live in the capital and also the population density is 31 per km of the country, one of the lowest in Europe.
Kautuk too soft, Varun too loud, Neville and Aadar sound fine.... Varun is shouting at us!
Seriously, Bawa k bolne k baad v nahi suna..
Yeah these guys haven't heard of concepts like EQ or limiters.
7:28 apan nahi, aphan hota hai varun
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST HILARIOUS EPISODE 😁😁.
15:23 Let’s not get so excited for Indian Diaspora CEOs because they’re still CEOs. They’re maintaining the Status Quo in a different font.
today we started with population in our eco class, thanks for the heads up that i need to start studying it now.
Varun’s Physical Comedy with Wired Earphones is the reason I like Aadar’s Earphones. Someone could learn a thing or two 😂
Also, just a reminder that Sex Workers and Trans People are often left out of the Census. A lot of people need to be included to create a comprehensive Census.
3:43 participate nahi, pharticiphate hota hai varun
After days of not willing to watch ott and exhausting my genre of podcasts, comes this boon…night shift sorted for today 🙌
Varun - Every 5th person is indian , not every 18th person. 😊
Yes Yes 😂🙏🏼
56:30 people in europe also pay high rents about between 2k-3k rent per month. There is an ongoing housing crises in europe. add-on more hidden costs. Family of four estimated monthly costs: €5,430, Single person estimated monthly costs: €3,185
15:39 A lot of that is quantity over quality. Fluency is when you’re passably good at every component of a language.
Varun ka mic hi durr rakho koi.... I'm tired to adjusting volume. Just Love watching u guys♥️♥️♥️
1hr 16min and Bawa has been clean bowled by the other's Tenet-style plot 🤣
7:31 pandra sau nahi, phandra sau hota hai varun
Neville was about to lose when aadar grabbed his 2nd mic 🤣🤣🤣 1min10 second
42:13 aadar's bill accent is spot on
Just a thought why you people don’t do topics on organic farming and how northeast states are adapting it and why it is imp
20:48 2008 Hotel Fairmont Monaco. As a F1 fan, Grand Prix chapesh and hotel was bliss, I have a photo somewhere
Just a thought... Why don't you guys do a podcast on the bravery of the gorkhas and their contribution....there are lots of stories which will give you chills....
Great topic! Thanks 🙌🏼
@@VarunThakurOfficial thank u brother
Bawa's words have come true...pathaan has 1000 crores in his pocket
Somebody make an edit of Bawa being shy and slyly smiling! Lol...Too cute #BawaSimp
PS - I wish Bawa sees this and then smiles ;) Make this comment reach him, guys
7:31 problem nahi, phroblem hota hai varun
I swear when i heard Osaka moraiya.... Omg I'm in tears been following you guys since a longggg time and you're the bestt❤️ thank you
I went and watched the song after the podcast lol
TISS is a feel good podcast
Stop the pretense and just do a full-fledged podcast on traffic. Y'all know you want to.
I'm watching Thakur rant about traffic while eating shengdana in traffic in Andheri 🤣😔
Already counting days for the Toronto show !!!! ❣️❣️❣️
Watched you guys for the first time after covid lockdown. It's like we are still in 2020. Enjoyed this episode.
57:49 hojayeshhh babbyyyy
Hello Guys!!
I recently saw that Indian News just pumped the news that India found hell amount of lithium but as per geologist it is just phase 2 out of 4 which says its only have high probability but not sure. Similarly they had found alot of gold sometimes back.
So I would suggest one podcast of how media just run some absurd news/ noise globally, it would be fun discussion
Great great great episode! Rewatched it today..
4:13 topic nahi, tophic hota hai varun
Have listened this episode this whole week each day....
All bois got really good skin. they should share their skin care routine!
No sugar
How would Bhai be included today? 🤭
They will discuss how he didn't contribute to the topic..
@@tintinthereporter4391 😂😂😂😂
Kautuk gonna look like George RR Martin
man i love the random cuts very being human ad vibes
I watched this video, just one night prior we shot the Music Video with Aadar and Asees in Lavasa, 4 days back.
58:08 CBI- Your honor, the proof you were asking for.
Guys Last week I completed Farzi web series of Shahid kapoor and one character reminded me about Adar and his voice is same to same of Adar. Shahid Kapoor’s close fried his character name is Firoz and his voice is same like Adar . I used to listen your podcast on spotify and then I recalled I have heard this voice . Just watch that show Farzi you ppl will also surprise same voice like Adar
Varun with the feer fresuure
59:44 aadar ek superchat barabar
Tokyo Population around 15 Million
Delhi 16 Million
Mumbai 17 Million
Kolkata 15 Million
Anyhow, big fan of all four of you..
Watching the episode on friday 10 30 am in office
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It’s interesting that you mention how we’re all apart and yet so connected. We’re there to help when others need things. I stay in New Zealand, and we haven’t got any wheat here. India banned wheat exports in Aug 2022, due to the hoarding of wheat previously by western countries. And because india needs to feed its people first. But here in NZ we don’t grow wheat, and Australia is now filling in the gap where Indian exports were available earlier. So basically as an Indian household in pardes, we’re stuck with maida and bread and whatever other substitute like bajra or ragi but no aata at all. Sounds lame but it’s a proper issue 😢
Wapas aa jao
3:54 apparently nahi aphpharently hota hai varun
13:24 "5 African nations in top 10, India, China..." Varun🫡
Huh? He was just listing all of them, what's the problem?
💯 / 💯 for the coolest Thumbnail of the day
Neville & Kautuk please come back to Toronto in the summer/fall🥹 won’t be able to attend this one after waiting for yearssss for ya’ll to come here :(
Good luck with your show!!I’m sure it’ll be awesome