The King being Egged and Bully MPs, This Week Brought HAVOC | The Russell Howard Hour
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 พ.ย. 2022
- From The Russell Howard Hour, Russell takes a look at the attack on King Charles, more UK Government ministers resignations, and dodgy Christmas parties...
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As someone who is allergic to eggs, this is no yolk
Nice one lol
Dave?
As someone allergic to puns, i find this to be egg-xactly what's wrong with our society.
Same bro
*slow clap*
Love how the female soldier, who swore an oath to the king, stepped behind him to avoid an egging 😂
I thought that too, aren't they supposed to step forward to protect the monarch? Maybe she thought of the dry cleaning bill for her uniform
Homegirl is not about to get a massive dry cleaning bill because of some trifling monarch. She was like not today, bish
Tbf, she stepped forward to o see what it was and noped away from it.
Have you ever had to clean and iron a dress uniform!?! :D
@mandellorian she’s just a toady wannabe, wearing her wee medal like she’s some sort of war hero, pathetic!
I imagine the security in the future will tell their grandkids of the time they protected the king from an incoming shelling.
"shelling" XDDDDD
Yeeees😂
That is *SMASHING* stuff, I must say! 🤭
Can’t better that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
Imagine being that kid though, if I got a letter banning me from carrying eggs in public I’d frame it.
I wanna know how they're planning to enforce it
@@Kakarot64. you got a license for those eggs?
@@Kakarot64. they aren’t. It’s so funny cos they’ve already reversed to allow to buy eggs for breakfast/meals but even if they regulated that, he could still do whatever with the eggs. How would they know? 😅😂
are the police going to wait outside his house to make sure he's complying.
Im more amused by the fact that there are 5 people discussing how to enforce an egg ban 😂
If you remember Arnold Schwarzenegger had eggs thrown at him and he laughed it off and said where’s the bacon 😂
Just when I thought I couldn't respect Arnie any more than I already do, what a bloody legend.
Imagine moving to a different country, get famous for lifting weights, become an actor despite the fact that you're still learning the language, giving the public many great films for decades and then you become governor of a state.
Bless you Arnold, proving that anything's possible if you try
@@JargonMadjin cheers Bill Burr
I'm just so relieved Royal security scrambled and whisked the King away..
Glad to see they are finally cracking down on crimes involving yolkels...
Omelet you guys know if the suspect gets poached
I find it hilarious how calm Charles is in that clip, lol, he was just like “who cares, what’s up my dude”.
Could it have been staged?.
I met Charles on Briesnorton airbase he's actually like that, cool calm and collected when he's not laughing 😄
@@valandil7454 He was like that when he got shot at from what I remember.
@@Faliat yeah it was a pistol. It was firing blanks but Charles didn't seem to give an f either way.
@@marianhunt8899 why the fuck would it be staged
"all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty together again"
😂
"The only thing that should be magnetic, should be the tag on his ankle."
Gold
Apparently King Charles was left with shell shock.
i feel hopeless sometimes when i watch the news. but i love russell’s take on it it always makes me laugh
Me too!
'Is everyone involved in politics a psychopath?'
Me, an American who watches politics like it's a trainwreck and I can't look away: Yes
As an American, I agree 💯.
The biggest joke has to be Gavin Williamson being Knighted.
He has a little black book.
Biggest joke is th whole knighting system
It shows being knighted doesn’t mean much anymore
Or how Donald Trump said he was knighted in private, without witnesses.
@@Poemi10304 was that because he is a _stable genius_ ?
As someone who goes to York Uni, that man is a campus hero, and we love him for it.
As someone who doesn't go to uni and lives in the real world, that man in a couple of years will be a campus hero with 35 grand worth of debt, living in a recession with a criminal record.
York has a uni 😂😂😂 what you doing masters in how to do the dishes
Get my guy a medal also did he frame the letter.
He is a selfish can’t of the highest order.
@@Brearo good one mate, got the whole squad dying
The attacker thought he had a deadly weapon but……. Those eggs weren’t all they cracked up to be!
The Gavin Williamson and Cronus bit had me in fits 🤣
It doesn't seem real
best thing is kronos (cronus if you prefer to spell it that way) is the greek god who are all his kids to keep his throne as king of the gods. take of that what you will
@@gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft6394 eat* but anyway the name suits Gavin more than it does the spider. lol
@@cole0889 i mean it would be ate but yeah my bad,proofreading is important kiddos!
@@gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft6394
that has to be hands down the best episode he has ever done, over good news, Howards hour everything that was majestically executed as always thank you for the laughs never change
I read it as “the king being edged”. I was fully prepared for a whole different video
🤣
Being a scumbag and liar , is part of the job description for politicians.
You forgot W**KER also.
Me sitting here at 24. 'Damn it there goes the sweet buttery smell'
Lather yourself in dairy, you'll be fine
😂😂 but are you still unbelievably magnetic haha...
It is actually true.. Studies have shown men of all ages do prefer women that are aged 16-24. As these men get older they settle for women closer to their own age for the fear of being called a paedo.. I as a 29 year old haven't had a single male interested in me since I was 21.. There was hundreds of adult men when I was 12-18 then they scattered and only a few remained until 21 then there was one left by 23, but I had no feelings for him so it didn't last too long. Then age 27 I bought myself a horse, because well.. I needed the company without having to nag and share my bed and food. Seemed the best option, and I was right. 🤣
I wouldn’t be surprised if Harry was the one who planned the egg attack lol😂
Oh god🤣😂🤣😂
Harry planned something? That would require far more brain cells than he's ever had.
If only he was still The Fun One
And there is a shortage of eggs…this is serious 😂😊
Russell Howard is consistently brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant.
But not consistently.
He failed to see that you can cut your throat and jump out of the window, if you do the opening and climbing first :)).
Lol the fact that he barely gave a crap that eggs were thrown at him is amazing
I remember ages ago seeing a clip of him being shot at and he barely reacts to it until his security drags him off stage 🤣🤣
"I'm afraid there's some bad eggs in this crowd, your majesty."
Amused at how nonchalant the king was about being egged. Just a glance, an "oh, peasants" and kept walking on.
Did they all scramble for cover? Or did they track down the assailant & give him a good beating... 🥚
😁👏👏👏
He was whisked away
You poached that joke from somewhere
More Russell Howard clips and the start of a new series of The Last Leg tonight!
Simply awesome!
"He's not allowed to Take his breakfast out for a walk"
For a second, I was going to say "who'd do something as weird as Take their breakfast out for a walk?" but, then I thought about it and stoned people probably would
The guards must feel like they're walking on eggshells!
When you said the guy said something creepy, I imagined he was going to say something that sounds like he has bodies in his basement.
Then you revealed what he actually said, and I physically recoiled.
Full marks to Charles - looking down, dismissing the issue and then continuing the greet the lady
When at school many moons ago, someone launched an egg into the sky and shouted heads up… a year 8 got blinded in one eye
That is sad.
As a tarantula keeper we do not claim this di#k. Save his tarantula!!
Yes! The fact that he keeps it at the office instead of at home makes me think he just uses it as intimidation. Cronus is a great name for a tarantula and the poor baby deserves better
"it's raining eggs, innit?” -probably the king.
As an American I get glimpses of British news from the BBC, online and Russell Howard. And um, wtf is happening with all the politicians??? Not that America is any better
I'm crying here!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I Love Being British ❤️
Why? The UK is f*cked.
When he said young girls have a buttery smell I was waiting for a joke along the lines of "Ooh, I'd like to spread that on my bread!"
A masterpiece as always
With aim like that. I think The Ashes are looking good for Australia.
The King has been in the public his whole life. Eggs gonna rile him? Please.
I hope everyone in the comments is having a nice Friday!
Same to you! 😊 From Norway.
Wasn't Charles shot at in the past and he barely reacted until security moved him?
It's a class thing. One must never commit the faux Pas of appearing shocked
@@mrnice7570 The stockpile of surplus wine might help too ;)
@@iggysixx Really? The king of England is constantly drunk on cheap wine... I'm in. Tell us more
@@ZoomStranger you misunderstand, he has a car that runs on 'surplus wine'.
It's York so he threw one third of a Yorkshire pudding. If he hadn't been arrested he'd have thrown milk and flour.
I noticed the Charles didn't flinch when the man started flinging eggs. Didn't get even a bit egg-cited.
The last few -days- -weeks- -months- governments are a lot more manageable if you consider them to be a badly written TV show instead of the reality which significantly affects our lives
how ironic he gets fired for that in anti bullying week
Love how Charles glanced at the “projectile” and carried on what he was doing.
I love you Russell… you make my day..almost peed my pants😂😂
Is he in Slytherin? 🤣👌
I hope not 🤣😂
Loved interview with the egg and the tomato. Brilliant.
Omg the state of our government 😳!!
Actually, Russel, you'll find that the man with the giant spider was Hagrid, who was not, in fact, in Slytherin.
However, thanks for the jokes.
Considering that just last night I was on a bus where a man was behaving inappropriately to a bunch of school girls I am both unsurprised and very uncomfortable. Thanks for the remind, Russ. Goodness, don't go into details! Oh, that man deserves an electric collar on top of it.
I love that Sexist of the Year bit. XD
It has become such a sad country..
Ah, the professionalism of a government run by people that never grew up from secondary school. In the worst of all possible ways.
@Michael Myke Plus boarding schools are pretty much designed to limit/prevent emotional development.
@@callumjohnston858 good. who goes to school to learn about emotions anyway?
@@thejuiceking2219 Kids needing to know how to interact with other people? So they don't grow up into sociopaths?
@@callumjohnston858 how does knowing emotional malarky help you interact with others? besides there's no need to interact outside of a job interview, i've worked the same job for 4 years and i've never spoken to anyone at work
@@thejuiceking2219 I'm talking about childhood emotional development milestones. Those can be frustrated by things like isolation from friends and family (like what boarding schools tend to do by their very nature). These are important development steps. They're skills you learn, like language, by interacting with others in consistent conditions. It's how you learn how to develop friend groups, relationships and so on.
Russell is so funny and on point
People deserve good things
I just loved the way the female in the uniform protected herself by stepping behind Charles !!!! 🤣🤣
Russ is spot on everytime.
Every time I start hating my country, Russell makes me love it all over again.
A punishment that fits the crime. But what happens to him next time he's walking home from the shop with some eggs. Does he need to give the local police station a heads up to prevent getting arrested?
I guess he'll just have to go off the eggs and try something closer to veganism. XD
He'll have to do what the rest of us under a public ban do: get it on the black market. That's how I have to obtain all of my potatoes after those two regrettable incidents in 2009 and again in 2012.
I guess he’ll be outside the supermarket with the 13-14 years olds but instead of saying -“Mister, can you buy us so,e beer?” It will be - “Mister, can you buy me some eggs? Then carry them home for me.”
the good news is, I could spark these MP's out cold if they spoke to me like that.
Omg his slow motion of the egg dodging had me in stitches 😂😂
Gavin is a Scarborough lad. He went to Raincliff school which had an anti-bullying policy akin to, "Go away and shut up.".
good, the way it should be
@@thejuiceking2219 I hope you'll be bullied soon
@@digbycrankshaft7572 same
As always I say Russell Howard for PM you speak sense sir 👍👍👍👍
"Banned from carrying eggs in public." I'm in tears, only the fucking UK. XD
So he's not allowed to buy eggs from the supermarket to eat. He'd have to get a home delivery!
Missed an opportunity to say “cut off their arms then give themselves a Chinese burn” 4:42
"Girls smell better at 16 than at 28"
That HAS to be out of context.
..... After the second one.... not so sure it was..
I was assuming it was talking about actual sense of smell. Which, would be accurate, senses dull as you age, but the other two quotes... harder to imagine the rest of the context changing it
Holy shit, I just read the title as “The king being EDGED…” 😂
I'll be honest Russ when you were on Mock The Week you were not my favourite comedian but you have truly found your platform. This is absolutely brilliant stuff. Welcome to the new "That Was The Week That Was". Luv it. ❤
You did it again well done. 👍😂🤣
Why did the other guy not get banned from carrying tomato’s in public? 😂
The boys backing Boris must be feeling real red.
Love this show ❤
@Russell Howard...Your stand up comedy is so brilliant.
You make my day, every day!
Haha I know the guy that threw the eggs
He deserves a high five.😊
@@arescue really? that is food he wasted!
Russell you are a Legend!!😂😂👍👍💗🍻
Cutest tomatoes and egg ever.
The only thing magnetic should be the tag on his ankle
What a waste of good food!
I think this is your best bit to date
Simply outrageously hilarious
still can't get my head around the fact that it is "King" Charles.
I doubt that woman got those medals for doing anything useful, she did absolutely nothing to warn or advise the King. 😁
That's *one* medal (but keep practicing - you'll get the hang of advanced mathematics).
She's the Lord Lieutenant so she got it for being the Queen's personal representative in North Yorkshire during the Platinum Jubilee... as did all Lords Lieutenant.
@@SpeckleKen Aren't you a bundle of joy. So I was right...
@@SlaterGator
No: one is singular so you weren't. If she's still in post when Charles is crowned she'll get another, so I suggest you hit the maths books hard before then, as you'll have to learn to count up to a number *higher* than one. A scary prospect, but I promise it's possible.
This was absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣
An attack so devastating he didn't even bother about it.
We're not even 3 months into his reign AND WHAT DO WE GET
*egg* :)
It's infuriating how much contempt MP's have for the people who pay their wages, sack 'm
Feed her to the spiders. I’ve been laughing for a whole hour, watching it on repeat
After this, we are going to need a licence to buy eggs!!!
Imagine getting busted for selling eggs on the black market
Hysterical 😂💙🇦🇺
"He's having a s#it. Kendrik is having a s#it!!!"
True. Only in Britain. fkn brilliant.
7:10 WHAT THE F-
And that is why I'm sticking to Labour 😂
Cracking good 😆😊
That was the most funniest thing I have seen 😆
I have not laughed as hard i have watching this in quite a while, lmao
0:40 Charlies Sausage fingers, awesome :D
You have a great point there!! I'd move to the UK tomorrow if i could! What a great bunch of people!
I wouldn't recommend it.. I've lived here 29 years and it has declined so much.. We're now basically a 3rd world country with half decent cars and houses. ..assuming you don't get a council house that's full of black mould and leaks of course..
@@Kat-mu8wq Thanks for that!! but I do love the motherland. OMG...guess things have fallen since we were there in 2013?
@@mallow173 They most certainly has. Over 50% of the population are now under the poverty line. Around 40% are struggling but managing to keep their head above water, and the last 10%.. the rich, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves. Foodbanks are now very commonplace, with many people using them to get food so they can afford to pay the bills.
All we have left is our humour.. If I could afford it, I'd get the fuck out.. But alas, being on a disability allowance due to my failing health, I have a mere 8k a year to live on.. 1 week of food is around £120.. Plus my animals need food and bedding.. Add another £50 a month.. Thankfully I get to live at home without bills to pay otherwise I'd be absolutely fucked.
@@Kat-mu8wq That's terrible! but i love that you have critters to take care of, they will help you when it comes to dealing with the mental health. I'm afraid things aren't much better over here either, everything is so damn expensive!
I am surprised that Charles didn't state that he had already had his breakfast.
Someone can afford to throw good food away they must get to much money in benefits