I have now realized that the length of video is equal to the score. Under 3minutes is a sub 7. 3-4 minutes long is 6.9 - 7.9. Over 4 minutes, you have 7.9 and over, or a bonus review of soda or dessert.
@@AlligatorTrader96 I hear you, I also love the midwest square thin crust pizza. Best pizza I ever had was in Columbus Ohio of all places!!! We all have our own taste, I'm a New Yorker but its way overrated.
One bite, El Prez still doesn't know the difference between a grand ma slice, a Sicilian slice, and Detroit style pizza. Almost as bad as his understanding of Neapolitan pizza, everybody knows the rules.
As a Detroiter having just ate it while in town on tour this evening, that was one helluva D style! It’s up there btwn Buddy’s and my all time Detroit favorite, Loui’s!
Are you going to review Pies on Wheels outside of Four Star Dave’s in the lower Carousel? I passed on it last week but want to try it when I’m up for the Whitney.
"Walt Whitman, poet, that's your science lesson for today", LOL! I'm no English major, but not sure good old "Walt" has anything to do with science! And BTW, as far as Detroit styles go, that looked better than a 7.6 if his scale goes up to 7.9. He punished them because that girl put pressure on him when she blurted out "8". If she had stayed quiet, he probably would have given them a 7.8. Oh, well.
Says 8 is crazy but doesn't explain why. We always get minimal information on the pizza he is eating other than wether it has good undercarriage or not (and he didn't even comment on that on this one), nobody really knows the rules.
@@FlowerSupply420 I live in NYC so I've been watching for years as he was actually helpful in discovering places but I wish he could elevate his reviews and show some professional development as a pizza critic by actually learning to describe the pizza he is eating. 😂 I still watch for the antics, the owner's stories, and random people that pop up from time to time but damn it would've been fun to hear why 8 was crazy and why 7.6 was the right score but we would never know.
@@danielpagan2848 lol, definitely the first few years were amazing for discovering the best and worst of NYC. And motivated all of us to step our pizza critic game up, and search for the best. And you’re right, a little detail would’ve been nice here. But after watching a thousand of these, it seems so arbitrary, lacking any logic, depth, or even care about consistency, so I’ve kinda given up. Agreed that we’ve all deeply wanted Dave to evolve as he got famous with these, but most of us have given up on the dream lol
Would love a baseline comparison of Detroit style with a review of Jets. While Ive had better Detroit style, for a chain, it delivers a decent foundation and is a good benchmark that all other detroit styles should be compared to. Thanks for another great review, El Prez. Also, from Chicago… went back to earlier reviews today… you were spot on with Armands and Geos.
Try Giorgio's Italian Pizzeria in Hudson Ma ... owners Bino and Antoinette were born in Italy and made pizzas in NYC for a long time ... now in Hudson, to be close to Children and Grandchildren, making best NY Style around
I have had east coast pizza, and it is honds down better than our west coast pizza. But since he went to a brewing company, I can tell him hands down that our west coast beer dominates east coast beer.
If your looking for a good haircut this time around, go to Legends Barbershop in Malta NY. I promise you Sam, the owner, will not leave you looking like you have wings...lol
“Walt Whitman the poet. That’s your science lesson for the day”. How does Dave keep coming up with these gems lol.
Beat me to it
@@ChatSlick It would’ve been brutal if he said “That’s your literature lesson for the day”. Where’s the fun in that lol.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
cocaine lol
@@possys2 helluva drug
I have now realized that the length of video is equal to the score. Under 3minutes is a sub 7. 3-4 minutes long is 6.9 - 7.9. Over 4 minutes, you have 7.9 and over, or a bonus review of soda or dessert.
Well done...good breakdown.
Lol 😂 so true
Or a cookie, streak samwhich or some sort of pastry
Rookie realization
@@IAmTheGlovenor jealous jerry
Every time Dave does Detroit style, he says, "I like Detroit style" as an immediate qualifier for scoring it low by default.
His fourth on style!😂 Fifth must be gas station crap!
Detroit Style is my favorite idgi
@@AlligatorTrader96 I hear you, I also love the midwest square thin crust pizza. Best pizza I ever had was in Columbus Ohio of all places!!! We all have our own taste, I'm a New Yorker but its way overrated.
“7.7-7.9 that’s the range we’re looking at with this style”
“7.6 very good for this style”
@@jdawg9137must of just got out of the looney bin
What a trip man, I'm sitting in my house in New Zealand watching Dave Portnoy reviewing pizza joints from my hometown. Small world.
Give that horse 🐎 more bumps he would have definitely won that race
😂😂😂
No no it's just b12 I swear
I’ve watched so many pizza reviews, I’m getting pretty good at knowing what Dave’s scores are.. called the 7.6 today
Congrats. You and...everyone else.
I check the news I check the pizza review
Prez is literally sacrificing his body for these reviews. One pizza gut everyone knows the rules 😂
Looks like he finally decided to jump the shirt size up lmao
its hilarious cuz he does a weeks worth of reviews in a day, so the next grip of reviews he's noticeably bigger
maybe move to a wine tasting model? chew "one bite" a bit, then spit it out?
might be difficult, since phatboy's used to swallowing.
Yeh his bod is shot
He's only taking one bite though, everybody knows the rules
Ah yes, Walt Whitman the famous poet who also makes Pizza apparently.
Breaking bad joke dude
@@90gdv lol
"We actually won betting today, but we have Canadian money so we're broke" Gotta love the Pres
Dave struggles to fight a pizza out of a paper bag, everyone knows the rules.
Dude's probably literally eaten a thousand pizzas by now and he's gonna pull it out of the bag vertically?? Perfect.
"Walt Whitman, a poet, thats your science lesson for the day" everybody knows the rules
He must of gotten confused when he was watching breaking bad😂
ah yes, Walt Whitman, the great pizza scientist
Looks like an elegant little caesars deep dish
I actually really like the little sleazers deep dish. 😂
Dave forgot about the first pie.Everybody knows the rules.
Albert Einstein. That's your golf lesson for today.
One Little Caesars 5.99 lunch combo pizza clone for $25 Everyone knows the hustle.
Damn that made me hungry, I just ordered Little Caesar Detroit style!
You can probably get it doordashed to you for $15 extra too 😂
The horse does the running and wins the race...and Davey is tired. Everybody knows the rules.
💙From Detroit
"Paper Thin" Paper Bag - disintegrates on contact, everyone knows the bag rules....
Dave rocking his Swifty T, everbody knows he's a little girl inside.
One bite, El Prez still doesn't know the difference between a grand ma slice, a Sicilian slice, and Detroit style pizza. Almost as bad as his understanding of Neapolitan pizza, everybody knows the rules.
Or what basil or garlic is
@@ilgattograndeor how gassy I get
Sicilian is the king of the squares. Detroit has two laughable tweaks in desperation to be unique.
Huge Facts
Confucius was confused
Blur = Head banging music. Got it, Dave.
As a Detroiter having just ate it while in town on tour this evening, that was one helluva D style! It’s up there btwn Buddy’s and my all time Detroit favorite, Loui’s!
The golf clap at the end 😂
Dave is keeping it real. One bite
Dave doesn’t know what headbanger music is, everybody knows the rules.
I believe that was Nirvana. Head banger/grunge what’s the diff.
It sounded like Blur's Song 2, typical headbanger tune.
That was not "head banger" or grunge
Perfect food after some Leaves of Grass
Are you going to review Pies on Wheels outside of Four Star Dave’s in the lower Carousel? I passed on it last week but want to try it when I’m up for the Whitney.
Come back to Havertown and try Crust Pizza on Darby Road. Great Detroit style. Probably a 7.8.
one round of applause, everyone knows what's up
"Walt Whitman, poet, that's your science lesson for today", LOL! I'm no English major, but not sure good old "Walt" has anything to do with science! And BTW, as far as Detroit styles go, that looked better than a 7.6 if his scale goes up to 7.9. He punished them because that girl put pressure on him when she blurted out "8". If she had stayed quiet, he probably would have given them a 7.8. Oh, well.
"headbanger music" and the band is literally covering a pop-rock song from Blur...Shuddup Dave!
The way Dave is going, he is going to end up in Gambler's Anonymous.
only broke people end up there. when your rich no one gives a hoot
🐎💸
Walt Whitman--famous poet and scientist.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Class of 99 check in🙋♂️✅✅
May the horse be with you Dave 🏇
Says 8 is crazy but doesn't explain why. We always get minimal information on the pizza he is eating other than wether it has good undercarriage or not (and he didn't even comment on that on this one), nobody really knows the rules.
If you watch Dave at this point for actual reviews and not just entertainment and your love of pizza you’re doing it wrong.
@@FlowerSupply420 I live in NYC so I've been watching for years as he was actually helpful in discovering places but I wish he could elevate his reviews and show some professional development as a pizza critic by actually learning to describe the pizza he is eating. 😂
I still watch for the antics, the owner's stories, and random people that pop up from time to time but damn it would've been fun to hear why 8 was crazy and why 7.6 was the right score but we would never know.
@@danielpagan2848sounds like you need to find a new pizza critic. Sounds like you need a culinary snob to follow.
@@danielpagan2848 lol, definitely the first few years were amazing for discovering the best and worst of NYC. And motivated all of us to step our pizza critic game up, and search for the best.
And you’re right, a little detail would’ve been nice here. But after watching a thousand of these, it seems so arbitrary, lacking any logic, depth, or even care about consistency, so I’ve kinda given up.
Agreed that we’ve all deeply wanted Dave to evolve as he got famous with these, but most of us have given up on the dream lol
3:04 YEA MR WHITMAN, YEA SCIENCE!
The horses will be the death of Dave
Everybody loves to gamble 🏇
Love that tee
This guy made a fool of himself on Joe Rogan’s podcast.
how in the world did they get that box IN that bag?
Dave doing what he does best, everybody knows the rules
Look exhausted and depressed?
@@GNXperimentalwell his horse did lose
What exactly is he doing that is the best?
Slices of Saugerties in Saugerties, NY. Best plain slice I've ever had and I've had pizza all over NY. Try it already you know the rules !!
Very fair review
Next time you go to woodbine. You have to try Parma Pizza. Scarlet ave and Lawrence. I’ll take you there
The band playing a Blur cover (1:42) is now classified as headbanger music, everybody knows the rules.
Would love a baseline comparison of Detroit style with a review of Jets. While Ive had better Detroit style, for a chain, it delivers a decent foundation and is a good benchmark that all other detroit styles should be compared to. Thanks for another great review, El Prez.
Also, from Chicago… went back to earlier reviews today… you were spot on with Armands and Geos.
Thought that paper bag was full of 50k Canadian money until prez ripped it open
Go into Hammonton NJ please. It’s Italy in NJ!
3rd favorite pizza style, 7.9 is unbelievable. Makes sense.
Dave accepted the bag with handles
You should try "moon river pizza" Jacksonville FL!
We are here
Heart breaking finish
Dave considers Blur cover “headbanger music” 😂
Headbanger music. Everyone knows the rules.🤘
seven 6, gets those clicks
Now the owner gets to try to explain to people 7.6 is a good score for Detroit pizza.
"It's just not Dave's style.."
Try Giorgio's Italian Pizzeria in Hudson Ma ... owners Bino and Antoinette were born in Italy and made pizzas in NYC for a long time ... now in Hudson, to be close to Children and Grandchildren, making best NY Style around
Saratoga? The place from that Not So Far video? Wow
Would be awesome to have Dave down in NM for some QH racing!!
1st - everybody knows the rules, Detroit styles just don’t get 8’s
Dave lookin plump
If I see Dave in Saratoga for the Whitney race this weekend I'm buying him a beer. Everyone knows the rules
Please hold both phones sideways
Detroit style pizza and the band playing Blur? Thats my jam
Detroit style is my home style. Its a great style when you're craving sustenance. Everybody knows the rules.
"Walt Whitman, that's your science question for the day." Holy shit.... that's as funny as it gets. 8.1
You can tell by how he closes the box what the score is going to be 😂
T-shirts Dated…
The Queen 🐎 ❤
Walt Whitman, legend of Science. Everyone knows the rules.
that pizza looks awesome
His horse lost, but he’s up overall in betting on the race. He must of bet on the other horses to win.
You have to go to Romos in Glenmont NY
every time i eat pizza i beg for head banging music
Where were these places when i lived there in the mid 90s?
if he takes 1 or 2 bites, its a 6.7 or lower.
if he its the 3/4 slice its an 8.
if he eats the whole+ slice its a 9.
I have had east coast pizza, and it is honds down better than our west coast pizza. But since he went to a brewing company, I can tell him hands down that our west coast beer dominates east coast beer.
As a Canadian I can confirm
8 is a rookie score
Everybody knows the rules
SOMEONE HELP ME understand the t-shirt! What does it mean?
Looks delicious!!!
If your looking for a good haircut this time around, go to Legends Barbershop in Malta NY. I promise you Sam, the owner, will not leave you looking like you have wings...lol
When you going to review the first Unionized Pizzeria in Crown Heights?
You are the greatest
I gain weight when I lay off the cocaine, everyone knows the rules.
I won't say the score (spoiler) but we called it. El Prez at Saratoga, everybody knows the rules.
Dave bulking UP. Looks heavy, light on his feet??
Dave you're great!!😂
Love watching the pizza reviews!!
Can you only get Detroit style in Detroit? If so would they deliver to Boston?
Detroit style is just pan pizza. U can find it ton of places including the shitty chains
Is it safe to say Detroit style and Neapolitans will always fall in their same respective scoring windows? Has a Detroit ever received an 8+?
Smashing Pumpkins is headbanging music, everybody knows the rules.
An amazing Detroit is a 7.9, this dude out of his mind....
i love detroit style. think its just as good if not better sometimes than NY style
Another Pizza Another Bite Another Rating
"Headbanging Music"...Come on Dave, everyone knows the rules. That was Song 2. by Blur!
Dave you gotta go to gustos in Bedford New Hampshire, fire Italian pizza and meatball subs
"Headbanger music". It was Blur's Song 2, granddad! Everyone knows the rules.
You can always tell when Dave reviews, hungry.
One bite knows Dave will be 400 pounds in 3 years!