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- This video is a parody of the popular WW2 strategy-game “Hearts of Iron IV”. It serves comedic purposes and is not supposed to be offensive.
#hoi4 #ww2 #history #mapping #alternatehistory #memes #meme #parody #sarcasm #irony #comedy
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Can you guys please stop watching this video 😂
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you forgot to put Naval invasion sounds playing each 70 seconds
the little details like poland invading prussia as a normal player would, the oversized gibraltar, the giant unrealistic soviet encirclements, that one french state next to the alps that always goes free, and more make this a masterpiece
Don't forget the tank breakthroughs
the soviets actually did loose hundrets of thousends of men in the first month of the war
And last but not least peace deal grants Germany elsace as a consolation prize from France. (
Who invades france through the maginot fort line clearly benelux is the only option
@@SuperGorli And god forbid the Sudetenland is owned by Czechoslovakia. Always owned by someone unexpected.
The peace deal is too accurate 💀
It’s disgusting
fr 💀
Except the usual Occitania liberation
Nah it ain't clusterfuck enough
The most accurate thing in this video
You forgot the AI randomly liberating occitania in the peace conference
Should have put yugoslav occitania 💀
@@zempovaustrian occtania
@@zempovSoviet Occitania.
Dominion of occitania
South african occitania
0:23 Italy captures 23 square feet of land
Game: Italy has contributed 49% of the war effort.
war effort used to be based on casulteies taht is why
@@jotoks8175 Yeah ik, but it shouldn't be lol.
@@joshuadabrowski0033 yeh, pretty sure its better now tho
It’s not just casualties tho it’s so much. Land taken, ships sunk, lend leases, aircraft shot down and so much more. If you don’t get a lot of war score it’s your fault. You didn’t do a good job macro. You probably only focused on army and accepted lend lease.
I remember that brief time you could get all the war score as Venezuela or Romania because you just lend lease all your oil to the other axis powers and do nothing else.
Damn, that's a really good one! I mean, it not only looks good visually, but also conveys the shitty sides of the game mechanics very well (especially the after-war borders shown here are way too realistic to be just a joke). It would only be better if the video showed the Italian naval invasion into Norway or the Allied landing in Albania right in the middle of the ongoing mess without further strategic development.
Try the Hungarian naval invasion of German Norway. Happened to me still baffles me to this day
@DumbIShallBe Hungary stronk 💪🏼
Flashbacks of Romanian marines randomly dropping in Labrador, snaking all the way down to Washington DC and ratting it out for 8 months before USA produces even a single division. Of course, they lose their entire manpower pool in North America and fittingly get naval invaded through Bulgaria.
Sir, what should we do with the germans?
Make 2 democratic versions of germany, and let the facist one stay in polish regions.
And give the polish one iraq and syria
That's full German region it was later given to poland to repay what Germany did
@@kumarikajalkiran5025Poland actually got it in exchange for the parts of Ukraine and Belarus they took in the 20s, which the USSR wanted back.
@@kumarikajalkiran5025It's funny how this land never even was German, huh ?
cope @@Darwidx
i love the rare occasions were nazi germany somehow survives its defeat, then manages to get other powerful nations into the still existing axis and makes a steiner inspired counter attack eventually leading to the endsieg
Saw a video where Germany kept existing... in Mongolia.
The Italians taking two tiles is just incredibly accurate
In my games, it's the opposite, Italy takes the southern half of France and then Vichy cucks them out of it
When I play they just loose land.
Italy took 50% of the ussr in my game ngl
Bro is a legend, he managed to encircle the maginot line
like germany irl
Fr
Thanks for the accurate naval invasion sound. Winston Churchill personally ordered it to be so loud so that he could hear it from his house.
This is way too accurate
edit: THANK YOU FOR 900 LIKES!!!!!!
Especially Germany annexing all of Poland cause the soviets don’t declare war on time just to give it to the soviets
Not accurate at all but a possible scenario nonethless.
This is how the average hoi4 playthrough with germany looks like probably
@@zempov its not, but as u said a possible scenario, just not the average
@@Idoexist._.Stop crying..this is the average... there are way more noobs in HOI4 than there is pros...stop whining
The borders at the end look exactly how they would in the game fr
I can tell you play the game without dlc lol
The Sudetenland made me laugh
You forgot the 36 failed naval invasions that britain tries
In albania
@@zempov its all fun in games tell the guy playing Hungary was to busy trying to push soviets and did not notice until he looks back at and realizes half the country just got rolled over because all the troops were on the front line
0/10, the peace conference isn't chaotic enough. You missed the uk taking one province in the middle of germany, yugoslavia having bavaria, and latvia being somehow released as a neutral
Lithuania in Memel, Occitania liberated, u know all of that stuff
You forgot 2 frances and/or occitania in the peacedeal
You forgot to add the second France where Vichy used to be after the peace deal
The soviet player was absolutely awful, but I appreciate the detail of encircling the swampland.
this is about single player tho
@@zempov oh, then fair, Soviet AI is absolutely abysmal.
@@ZephanyZephZephSo at least one thing is historically accurate
@gratefulguy4130 so awful they forgot they lost in 1941 and wound up taking Berlin instead
Unrealistic, the Germans took Crimea instead of not noticing it until 1945.
fax bro
Adolf watching the new German colonies in the middle east: *Absolute victory*
Plus North-eastern Italy and Italian Africa
who the fuck pushes through the Maginot line?
this is the joke about this video
fortress buster
me
I do
One must imagine Sissyphus happy...
I love that you included the Gibraltar that is expanded by 70 times its size into Spain, good job
1:18 This is inaccurate: Greece should have joined Chinese United Front or Comintern, not Allies.
ahahahahahaha
Yugoslavia has joined the chinese united front
1:40 that failed pocket thingy and the massive fucking offensive after that with pure anger was incredibly well portrayed
Average player: "I can do this without those balkan guys!"
The 30% attrition:
Only the peace deal is accurate in this vido
thank you for watching this till the end xD
Such a hilariously accurate encapsulation of how the average AI HOI4 game goes, lol. Naval invasion spam, failed sealion, Low Countries or Denmark getting Germany overrun by the Allies, Soviet AI being terrible, German AI insisting on capitulating Russia even when its losing the rest of Europe, wack peace deal, all good stuff 🤣
The bordergore at the end got me good
Germany has declared war on Polish Poland!
Polish Poland has called The Democratic Republic of Egypt as our enemy in the Indonesian-Mexican War!
Austria-Hungary-Austria has joined the Little Entente
Bonapartist France has joined the Sixth Internationale
Mongolia has declared war on The Republic of Manchuria
The Republic of Manchuria has called Japanese Raj as our enemy in the Canadian-Romanian War!
Soviet Union has called Vaspid Estonia-Belarus SSR as our enemy in the Algerian Civil War!
0:58 the naval encirclement 💀
2:05 ☠️☠️☠️ my ear
Yes, the middle eastern German Reich after the Peace Deal is too accurate
France got back Alsace Lorraine only to lose it again in their own peace deal😭
welcome to hoi4
@@zempov don’t you just love playing as Germany when the allies make the 54th naval invasion into Holstein
The Netherlands joining and Germany just absoluetly collapsing is also very accurate
As someone who has played HOI4 long enough to get the references, and studied the whole XX century in its littlest details, I didn’t know if to cry or to laugh during the entire duration of the video.
2:04, Bro this fucking jumpscared me💀💀💀
On my first playthrough, I speedruned getting into the Axis becoming the second Axis member in like 1937 (then Italy, Hungary, my puppet Polish Lithuania, legionnare Bulgaria and Fascist Romania), making a puppet Lithuania but forgetting to annex it completely, somehow Japan creating its own faction, gettin to a World War with the Allies in about 1938 over czechoslovakia, getting the USA involved, fighting with the damn Baltic Alliance or something (Finland Sweden Denmark and Lithuania), fighting the Comintern on the soviet front in 1940 (they attacked me) and losing the African Front alongside Italy completely.
Truly a HOI4 experience.
In my first game as the Reich, I fought with Luxembourg for several years, after which I attacked Poland, justifying the purpose of the war, started a war with the Allies and eventually turned into a French occupation zone.
@@mirasmirn8731 I see our skill surpases even the greatest leaders in history, like Joun the Dunce
That peace deal is just so accurate...
3:46. Hungary, Romania, and Bulgaria: maybe they'll forget about us
2:28 I was expecting him to carry the capital to Vladivostok.
You forgot about the bugging crimea Front and then the Soviets sweep in and encircle and entire amry
You'd expect the devs fixed at least the only big relevant peace deal in the game after over 8 years of development - NOPE
What the hell did I just watch
Forgot the part where Greece holds Athens till 1943 due to garbage supply for axis
"Mein fuhrer, what are we gonna do"
"Hold up imma rehost"
They forgot Bulgaria is a major
Germany succeeded in their goal, no more Israel
although rarely people use Napoleon's technique (very difficult to push because of logistics)
But the peace confederation is 99% accurate
Why "Russkies"??? Russkie is already means Russians in Russian lanaguage, why there is another S man
Or the game ends in 1941 because Germany failed to break the soviets within 3 days (they’re too far behind schedule)
бро реально прошёл через мажино💀
Britain in hoi4:wait... what if we just start winning?
*BRITISH ITALY AND ANNEXED GERMANY*
You forgot the British Naval Invasion of Hannover
A good thing the algorithm made me stumb on your channel. It's a pleasant discovery I didn't expect. I can't believe you only have 600 subscribers.
Keep up the good work and your dedication will pay!
when reading comments like these i feel sorry for not having uploaded for a month - but thank you really
Did video get demonetized?
0:30 I actually tried this with France and it worked lol
3:52 they didn't even return the Sudetenland to Czechoslovakia, giving it to Austria instead lol 💀💀
German Austria in 1919 had it as kinda real
You forgot the Allies sending 90% of their army to Greece😊
They say it's WWII but the peace treaties are pure WWI.
I like how france surrenders after losing Paris, it's so stupid
из цветных прямоугольников справа снизу получился флаг ДНР
иногда тяжело быть душнилой и парейдоликом одновременно
вот вы смеетесь, а я с этим живу
Bro what
@@zempov it's Russian or Belarusian
@@zempov he said that if you take the colors from the bottom right corner and put them into a flag in this order you get flag of DPR (ДНР) or Donetsk People's Republic
If you don't know it's a region of ukrain... thats ocupied by russia...
Аfter that he said that it's unpleasant to be a pyredoilс and notiсе such things
@@weirdnessincarnateit's russian
@@Moskovskiy_TH-camr oh ok thx they're very simulat
Did you really censor the word dumb?
It is the shame that game is out for more than 7 years and we still don't have peace deal DLC
0:23 (Italy captures 23 square meters)
Also italy: has 87% war contribution and controls 59% of victory points
Hitler in Syria: Well atleast we still exist
i love u coffee succubus
And in prussia
There is a lesson to be learned here: This is why you MUST take the Benelux otherwise you get an easy Allies comeback.
Nah start the battle with Poland in 1937 / as fast as you can get the Danzig or war
And go with only infantry equipment you can get allies in 1938 and the Soviet Union at 1940 and USA and Japan by 1944
Reply for more details
WWII began in 1940 when the diplomatic crisis between the Central, European Alliance and the Soviet Union escalated into full-blown war. Because the United Kingdom opted to declare war on both the Union of Soviet Republics and the German Republic, much of the fighting was done in the Middle East. While German troops were making steady progress on the European Front, the British had just finished conquering Iraq and Iran, and were ready to invade the USR through the Caucuses and Central Asia. In 1942, after much retreating, the Soviets realized they couldn't win this war and surrendered. This left just Britain vs. Germany. The Mexican Soviet Republic had recently joined the Allies for some reason, and had been successfully expanding into Central Asia. In 1943, Operation Sea Lion was commenced and Germany invaded the British mainland. London was captured within a week, and with that, Britain surrendered. The Treaty of London forced Winston Churchill to abdicate in favor of something stupid like Walter White, and stripped Britain of many of its colonies for some reason.
You forgot about the ai partitioning a country into 3 (they are all the exact same)
Me desperately trying to get even a shred of historical accuracy (Impossible)
Ridiculously accurate naval invasion sound
Super unrealistic. The snaking tanks in yugoslavia could never be stopped
you forgot greece holding out forever
Completely inaccurate. Everyone knows the entire Axis refuses to surrender until Bulgaria, a major power, surrenders
You forgot italy losing to france as soon as it joins the war
WW2 according to Civ 4
- Germany and Russia split Poland, which takes 3 months to fall
- Stalemate until Germany declares war on Norway and only takes Denmark
- Germany invades Low Countries, who swap back and forth between German and French occupation
- Canada takes Kiel for some reason
- Italy takes Luxembourg for some reason
- Finland takes Leningrad
- Germany declares war on USSR, instant regret
- US joins the war with jet fighters and Abrams tanks, quickly conquers German Rhineland
- US and Russia scramble to get the last German cities
- annoyingly long campaign to take Italy because no one has transports in place to go to Sicily or Sardinia
This is so good but you forgot the Germany player invading Denmark but never bothering to get Norway, and the British naval invasion of Schleswig-Holstein lmao
bro the invasion of the USSR is too accurate, they simply never capitulate fr
Mostly accurate however Greece never surrenders. Italy is always stuck a tile before Athens
You forgot to add that Athens is no longer conquerable, thanks to the ingenious supply system.
The deal is super inaccurate how come Vinci France is not a puppet of the USSR?
He forgot berlin being taken by australia because you were too busy trying to capitulate russia
i like how the uk casually took french territory in the peace conference
You know, the diffrence isn't that big.
Skill issue, even i when I first played with just 200 hours I beat the UK
i lolled alone in my room at that peacetreaty. gotta love that german reich in the middle of soviets.
this was honestly amazingly accurate u got a sub from this!
Thank you m8
For a second I thought that the middle eastern reich controlled Israel.
0/10 Britain isn't 200 miles from the French coast
0:43 "Soldiers, sailors, and airmen, of the Allied Expeditionary Force!"
Nah france refuses to push in hoi4 smh dislike button smh smh smh smh
( it's a joke )
You forgot Occitania appearing out of nowhere lol
Ww2 according to dog water hoi4 players
I expected the peace deal part to be even worse.
Amnoying censors!!!
Denmark, and Norway: 👁️👄👁️
My God. This is the game I had about a day ago
Blud forgot around Maginot
Schmitler simply had a skill issue.
The peace deal just gave me nightmares.