parkour civilization: hopeful, a *little* egotistical, puts friendship first, sarcastic, keeps saying nothing goes to plan despite having 20 miracles happen pvp civilization: creepy dunce with a shopping addiction
*"If Parkour Civilization was a Speedrun 😂😂"* Evbo: "i can do 360* one gap jump twice to give me a ticket" Parkour Pro: wow, that's still unbelievable! here's your ticket. Evbo: "i'll attack with do 360* two gap jump back to back diagonally twice!" Parkour Master: alright, you've severely bested me. (dies) Parkour Champion: *YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!* (places single neo and fence three gap jump combined) Evbo: (fails at fence jump) *[-8HP]* Parkour Champion: what's your attacks? weakling? Evbo: *Double gap Fence jump 360s back to back, Triple 360s ascending diagonal jump, Ice double jump 720s* Parkour Champion *BRUH* (fails) (fails on different attack) (Parkour Champion is "oh no i died") Every Parkour Legend: I challenge you with PvP Battle! Evbo: *"i attack you with double gap 720s in Ice/Crystal/Glass/Pillars back2back"* Every Parkour Legend: yup, not doin that. (dies) Clownpierce: parkour battle are for KIDS! now *RACE WITH M-* Evbo: (falls intentionally) Clownpierce: ?????????? (but encounters a Parkour God) Parkour God: your god now, now fight the Evil! Evbo: ok. Evbo: (posesses the "Jumpcraft X course" proficient skills), (surpassing clownpierce by 20x more distance from clownpierce than expected" Clownpierce: *BRUH WHYYYY~~* (dies) Evbo: TIME!
holy shit. evbo respawns, the "lore drop" acknoledged within the show with the guard thanking evbo for hitting him letting him rank up faster. and the 5 level theory oh my god this is just getting better. and the "love story" joke is just the icing on the cake
Things that are showed new in level 2: The men in leather have grey leather helmets instead of brown leather in level 2 The walls under the wood are levels Trees and a water fountain thing in the middle Tips for the men in leather? “His girlfriend” is now referred to as”the women” but it switches sometimes Guards rank up from attacks
What if...near the end of this, evbo somehow loses all his memories and ends up back at the wood level, but then he finds out his old video journals and gains back his memories and then get back up again? Crazy speculation
@@fedethegreat88 like, an element introduced early on thatll come back later. u dont write a gun on the table and not use it later. this video journal element will come back as something important later and not just be a gag the whole time thats what im saying
@@PixelTree404 honestly I assumed it was just because these episodes are being released in short segments (I don't actually even know if that's true, but I'm assuming it is considering how in parkour civilization he kept giving recaps of what had happened so far like JUST after things happen), and the video journal is just an in-story explanation for that
@@s.tar.lin.g thats not a bad explanation, but why not both? creating an in universe explanation gives him a new story element to play with later on down the line. it will be a twist when it becomes important bc we just assume those segments are for recap only. plus he already used it in a new way with accidentally sending that pvp dude his tape abt being the chosen one
not only is the writing of these really good, but i feel like being intentionally vague about character archetypes - even calling them just by what they are instead of any names - really brings the story structure itself to the front of your mind. that makes it super interesting to follow along as an adult, but any kids scrolling around looking for minecraft content will start to notice these broad character types in other media and even real life. that has to be a huge boost to analytic thinking and general cognition
i LOVE pvp civilization mc's characterization - so unsure of his power, and a little cowardly, but willing to take risks and sacrifice himself at any opportunity. He's also greedy. He's like the antithesis to parkour civilization MC, without crossing the evil line. i love this so much. thank you evbo.
Evbo, I’m not sure if you’re gonna read this but you should know that you’re one of the main creators that made me feel that drive to make videos again. My content isn’t like yours, but the storytelling you have made me feel inspired to try one more time, so thank you for everything you do. I’ve always loved editing and telling stories so it feels so good to be back.
i just had a thought: what if level five isnt netherite but gold, as a way of saying "Nope, you got too greedy trying to get better swords so enjoy the worst possible sword for your trouble"
That makes sense…. But then level 6/ the ruler of pvp should have a modded sword with infinite attacks So netherite is gone UNLESS SOMEONE GETS A NETHER PORTAL FOR 500 ATTACKS
I think the respawning armour stand was something that was meant to be given to every player, but someone for some reason removed most, or maybe all of them, with this one stand either being forgotten or placed by an opposing faction.
LOOOL. I remember that Mr beast gaming video. Techno was explaining why low ground advantage is better than high ground in minecraft. When Evbo said “high ground advantage” I was thinking about that same Technoblade moment 😅
LMFAO I love how Evbo just sucks in this one Parkour civilization: I want to become the best, and save everyone! PvP civilization: I want a girlfriend, and to not die.
Wait, guys, 300IQ strat, just spam attack the respawn stand. You can technically just get infinite lives, because if your sword breaks from attacking the stand, you'll respawn, and you can prob get around 19 extra lives according to my calculations, even if you lose life from dying, you'll just keep getting way more then what your losing, and if you do this on hours on end, you'll never die. And if you die too much and don't remember how many more lives you have, just get an extra 19 every time you spawn just to be safe. You'll legit be unstoppable.
Cant wait for Evbo to realize he was the parkour god and merge the universes to make Parkour PvP battles for our next series, "I survived PvP Parkour Civilization"
Love how the MC and plot are still definitely a cultivation series, bujt a very different one from Parkour Civilization. Makes it so satisfying to see the progression.
*"If Parkour Civilization was a Speedrun 😂😂"* Evbo: "i can do 360* one gap jump twice to give me a ticket" Parkour Pro: wow, that's still unbelievable! here's your ticket. Evbo: "i'll attack with do 360* two gap jump back to back diagonally twice!" Parkour Master: alright, you've severely bested me. (dies) Parkour Champion: *YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!* (places single neo and fence three gap jump combined) Evbo: (fails at fence jump) *[-8HP]* Parkour Champion: what's your attacks? weakling? Evbo: *Double gap Fence jump 360s back to back, Triple 360s ascending diagonal jump, Ice double jump 720s* Parkour Champion *BRUH* (fails) (fails on different attack) (Parkour Champion is "oh no i died") Every Parkour Legend: I challenge you with PvP Battle! Evbo: *"i attack you with double gap 720s in Ice/Crystal/Glass/Pillars back2back"* Every Parkour Legend: yup, not doin that. (dies) Clownpierce: parkour battle are for KIDS! now *RACE WITH M-* Evbo: (falls intentionally) Clownpierce: ?????????? (but encounters a Parkour God) Parkour God: your god now, now fight the Evil! Evbo: ok. Evbo: (posesses the "Jumpcraft X course" proficient skills), (surpassing clownpierce by 20x more distance from clownpierce than expected" Clownpierce: *BRUH WHYYYY~~* (dies) Evbo: TIME!
Top 5 most important things to evbo 1.goofy ahh video maker 2. His "girlfriend" 3.sword 4. Food 5. Idk Edit: if ur reply gets the most likes out of all ill add it to the 5th one!
15:15 is almost like evbo knows he gas plot armor, so he just does whatever he wants. It's almost like he does what he does so that the story is interesting
@@AnnDaGlitchyAlien_ my man, there are kids watching this series. If they know that relationships exist, they will try to get in one when they are under 18. This is obviously bad. I hope you understand now ❤
Theory: Evbo which is the protagonist, lived through parkour civilization but now lost all his memories, seen in the first episode in the battle at the market he was able to do parkour well and had very good judgment, so I think that we will have 4 civilizations first one parkour civilization, second one pvp civilization, third one don’t know but it could be build civilization and fourth one the ultimate civilization where many people who passed and conquered these civilizations will go to the fourth one and will be like a deathmatch where only one may survive and that concludes chapter 1, chapter 2 season 1 will then start.
A speedrun civilization where you rank up by how fast you speedrun it, and Dream will be the speedrun Champion😂 but then Evbo reveals he cheated, but still beats him without doing the same Dream did. Or a knowledge civilization, each day you complete an escape rooms like one of those prisons, and level up by the difficulty of it. And the Knowledge Champion is gonna be Seawatt
Random Rant: Evbo being able to respawn is such a cool plot point! I wonder if he’s going to rank up in the next episode. I feel like the guards has something that converts hits into kills. Maybe a certain amount of hits and they get 1 kill? Strange that _the guards_ get this ability, maybe Evbo can gain this gimmick somehow. This and his respawn ability and he could be ABSOLUTELY OP. The 1v1-Guard said that his health was low, that means that health still drops, But Evbo can respawn! Since he loses his items in death, maybe Tabi/The Woman could give it back to him Another Rant: If Evbo keeps respawning at the wooden lvl, then Prince Zam could be a recurring character. Think about this... he could help Evbo whenever he’s in the wooden sword level. Maybe Evbo can even help him rank up with his respawn armor stand! Speaking of which... Couldn’t someone else hit the respawn armor stand? So far only 3 people know about the armor stand... Tabi, Prince Zam, and Evbo. But if Evbo ranks up, then his house would be empty. With an empty house, who’s to say someone else won’t figure out about the respawn-stand? Respawning is extremely OP... You keep your wins in your rank whenever you die(Evbo still had 3wins on wooden) AND get a new sword when you respawn/rank up. Going head first into fights would have no consequences, even tho that’s _the_ reason people don’t just fight all willy nilly. I’m pretty sure the only reason Evbo isn’t just _speed running_ his way to the top is because he’s not really good in PvP -and because he’s a coward.- If someone with bad intentions found out about respawning, who’s to say they can’t just abuse it? Important note: These aren’t theories btw. Like what the wording says, it’s justs random rants Ps. Sorry if there’s any grammar mistakes, English isn’t my native language
![Minecraft but I survive in PVP CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3P9GCg6m7SQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![Minecraft but I join a CIVILIZATION WAR [FULL MOVIE]](/img/n.gif)
In PVP Civilization, your life is in your hands.......literally........SUBSCRIBE!!!
new video finally
stop saying first
first
I already subbed :)
Where is pvp prison
parkour civilization: hopeful, a *little* egotistical, puts friendship first, sarcastic, keeps saying nothing goes to plan despite having 20 miracles happen
pvp civilization: creepy dunce with a shopping addiction
He's just schizo
LMAOO
Creepy it’s called harizzment
@@cammerzzerm he has -20 aura
@@cammerzzharassment
parkour civilization mc: heroic but a little naive
pvp civilization mc: schizophrenic and freaky
from goku to chris chan
Schizo-freaky
scizophrenic, freaky, strange, and quick to purchase. ngl, i like the fact that he actually has flaws in this one
@@Marnilorieso real
@@reychiu2581i mean parkour evbo was definitely naive to a fault he just stumbled upwards
i absolutely love the fact that everyone can hear when he's monologuing
ye fr
ye skibidi fr
ye skibidi dop fr
ye skibidi dop dop fr
ye skibidi dop dop dop fr
"It's called monologuing, and it's good for the story."
Bruh, the fourth wall can only take so much.
He breaks the fourth wall almost as much as he breaks The Woman's restraining order
It's technically not fourth wall breaking if he's just schizophrenic
@@heitorsant1759☠︎︎
@@heitorsant1759 underrated comment bruh
you don't know that the fourth wall quit a while ago?
You know your character is special when you have a *Plot Armor Armour Stand*
Bro spelt it for the American and the british
bro spelt it 2 different ways in one sentence is wild.
@@Thisguyisscissors Well, in Britain, we call "Plot" as Plo'
My guy literally has a place to put his plot armour
I thought this said plot armor stand
I cant wait till evbo does a 2000 block 360 with a netherite sword with sharpness 700 with full netherite armor with prot 500 and comboes with ladders
That will probably happen
in the far far future
Probably
Don't forget the fence jumps
@@Wonted101and the singular glass plane backwards 390° combo jump with a candle
Parkour Evbo monologuing: Rizz
PvP Evbo monologuing: Harassment
*harrizzment
Parkour Civilization: being a GOD
PVP Civilization: being a Creep
lol
Kinda
Lol
i honestly, can't tell if he's a creep or just a simp. or both.
Fr
"And the plot armor, don't even get me started" yo this got meta very fast Evbo LMAOO
You managed to got 1.4k likes on you comment before a reply and that impresses me.
@@1gn30us there's nothing to reply about 💀💀💀
@@KyleElitePlays1real
@@KyleElitePlays1frrr
I love this guard
I can't wait to see Evbo win the series with a backwards 360° critical hit
Wait you might be on something 😅
😂😂
Real
Yes
Lol he might know the future😂
Evbo in this series is more delusional than me during a test 😭
real
Evbo: *stabs guard*
Guard: Thank you very much, very much appreciated.
Well he did say those are the only ways for guard to level up
It was supposed to be hitting shield but it doesn't do durability
*"If Parkour Civilization was a Speedrun 😂😂"*
Evbo: "i can do 360* one gap jump twice to give me a ticket"
Parkour Pro: wow, that's still unbelievable! here's your ticket.
Evbo: "i'll attack with do 360* two gap jump back to back diagonally twice!"
Parkour Master: alright, you've severely bested me. (dies)
Parkour Champion: *YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!* (places single neo and fence three gap jump combined)
Evbo: (fails at fence jump) *[-8HP]*
Parkour Champion: what's your attacks? weakling?
Evbo: *Double gap Fence jump 360s back to back, Triple 360s ascending diagonal jump, Ice double jump 720s*
Parkour Champion *BRUH*
(fails)
(fails on different attack)
(Parkour Champion is "oh no i died")
Every Parkour Legend: I challenge you with PvP Battle!
Evbo: *"i attack you with double gap 720s in Ice/Crystal/Glass/Pillars back2back"*
Every Parkour Legend: yup, not doin that. (dies)
Clownpierce: parkour battle are for KIDS! now *RACE WITH M-*
Evbo: (falls intentionally)
Clownpierce: ??????????
(but encounters a Parkour God)
Parkour God: your god now, now fight the Evil!
Evbo: ok.
Evbo: (posesses the "Jumpcraft X course" proficient skills), (surpassing clownpierce by 20x more distance from clownpierce than expected"
Clownpierce: *BRUH WHYYYY~~* (dies)
Evbo: TIME!
@@meskonyolsen6657 wrong video?
💀
The parkour guard was roasting Evbo so bad, I'm suprised that the gaurd didn't become the king of fire civilation.
Fire Nation
Fire Nation
At last a funny comment
You just got a subscriber
The fourth wall breaks were crazy!!
holy shit. evbo respawns, the "lore drop" acknoledged within the show with the guard thanking evbo for hitting him letting him rank up faster. and the 5 level theory oh my god this is just getting better. and the "love story" joke is just the icing on the cake
You said s*** on evbo’s family friendlyish channel😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
@@Starshine486'oMg ThAt'S bAd YoU sHoUlDn'T sAy ThAt!!!!11!' bro shut up for a sec
@@Starshine486yeah i cant beleav they said sh*w >:((((((((((
@@aykarain bro evbo is so good that ppl swear on his comment section if ppl dont swear hes not good enough
i tought he was like thinking of the situation with the stone sword in ep 1 and like he whould wake up from his day dream and not spend it
26:09 “Way to pull out a crazy lore drop” has me ROLLING😭😭😭
What we've been saying THE WHOLE TIME lol
same
this is a more comedy type series and i love it _crying emoji_
Things that are showed new in level 2:
The men in leather have grey leather helmets instead of brown leather in level 2
The walls under the wood are levels
Trees and a water fountain thing in the middle
Tips for the men in leather?
“His girlfriend” is now referred to as”the women” but it switches sometimes
Guards rank up from attacks
14:39 bro is trying SO HARD to make this not turn into yaoi
“Plus I got a room with my future wife.” Bro might have the rizz by 25%
Also he gettin a bit dumb dumb so it reduced to 0.75%
this is our fault😭😭😭
@@Kava87 his rizz is straight up 0% 😭
Evbo is trying so hard to make everyone ship him and Tabi so the Evbo X Seawatt ship doesn't become the one true pair LMAO
What if...near the end of this, evbo somehow loses all his memories and ends up back at the wood level, but then he finds out his old video journals and gains back his memories and then get back up again? Crazy speculation
Bro might be onto something
Let bro cook...
yoooo hes onto smth
like this comment so everyone sees it
Bro this might be the whole plot, maybe you just spoiler all of it bruh
im loving the "video journal" chekovs gun lol
Do you know what a Chekov's gun is?
@@fedethegreat88 like, an element introduced early on thatll come back later. u dont write a gun on the table and not use it later. this video journal element will come back as something important later and not just be a gag the whole time thats what im saying
@@PixelTree404 honestly I assumed it was just because these episodes are being released in short segments (I don't actually even know if that's true, but I'm assuming it is considering how in parkour civilization he kept giving recaps of what had happened so far like JUST after things happen), and the video journal is just an in-story explanation for that
@@s.tar.lin.g thats not a bad explanation, but why not both? creating an in universe explanation gives him a new story element to play with later on down the line. it will be a twist when it becomes important bc we just assume those segments are for recap only. plus he already used it in a new way with accidentally sending that pvp dude his tape abt being the chosen one
16:31 "the woman" is crazy
The woman or his girl friend 😂😂😂
@@vs-398uor future wife😂
The woman is master friend because they both dont have a name and seem to be important in the story idk 😂
haha
not only is the writing of these really good, but i feel like being intentionally vague about character archetypes - even calling them just by what they are instead of any names - really brings the story structure itself to the front of your mind.
that makes it super interesting to follow along as an adult, but any kids scrolling around looking for minecraft content will start to notice these broad character types in other media and even real life. that has to be a huge boost to analytic thinking and general cognition
28:31 “Only one person can leave the 1v1 arena standing”
Me: “Then crouch”
Blud thinks he's funny 💀💀💀
Oh my god kindly exit the room🫵😹
“It was written in Parkour”
@@Xiao_LiuSection1Directoris that xaio Library of runia
the video journal machine is absolutely going to be part of an amnesia plotline
1:16 Yeah, that PvP guard cooked Evbo. Change my mind
Bro didn’t he roasted and cooked!
I had a vibe boom for every pause
He was wrong
That was so funny LOL. “And then the plot armor? Don’t even get me started 💀” the 4th wall break is crazy
No I won’t change your mind
evbo in parkour civilization: god of parkour
evbo in pvp civilization: missed a 2 block diagonal jump
Cuz his head hit the wall
@@theartandcraftcreation9350head hitters, evbo has done them easily
Pvp civ not parkour civ
so basically evbo in parkour: absolute ruler and god
but evbo in pvp: sucks
evbo in parkour civilization: a bit naive, but good-hearted and determined
evbo in pvp civilization: main character complex, schizophrenic, 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎
I honestly thought the first episode was also the last 💀 (evbo died in the first vid)
Agreed lol
Same
He always dies on a new series
Me 2 lol
No way a franchise would be killed off so fast
Greed and lust are Evbos greatest shortcomings, but he makes up for them in guile, honor, and conviction. I like his character.
"But she is mostly not certainly intrested vine boom" has me dying
Same XD
Infinite stuff glitch
- Respawn
- Pay attacks to respawn
- Instantly rank up
- Buy stuffs and give it to your girlfriend
- Die
- Repeat
BROOO That's so smart idea.
😊
How I Crashed The Economy In PvP Civilization
@@towel_gamingthat's a smart way of the title 😂😂😂
18:20
oh man it sucks that you weren't in some sort of "Parkour Civilization", but that would never happen
You’re talking crazy man
A parkour civilization? If you think making up some random words will get you out of paying your daily sword attack, you’re wrong. Now swing.
Dude you're crazy... that's like saying someone would do a one block verticle jump for beef
lmao this evbo definitely is related to parkour civ with the crazy ladder jump last vid
dude is crazy
thats like saying someone could do a 360 jump haha!
i LOVE pvp civilization mc's characterization - so unsure of his power, and a little cowardly, but willing to take risks and sacrifice himself at any opportunity. He's also greedy. He's like the antithesis to parkour civilization MC, without crossing the evil line. i love this so much. thank you evbo.
Evbo: I might be the smartest person alive!
Also Evbo: Dies because he was too excited
😅
Evbo, I’m not sure if you’re gonna read this but you should know that you’re one of the main creators that made me feel that drive to make videos again. My content isn’t like yours, but the storytelling you have made me feel inspired to try one more time, so thank you for everything you do. I’ve always loved editing and telling stories so it feels so good to be back.
@@penguinspenguinspenguins thank you! I’ll keep at it ❤️
Shmigma
Dude I watched your videos there really good keep going :)
@@Celllour thanks man! Hope I can get better!
No way! How are you not verified yet?
i just had a thought: what if level five isnt netherite but gold, as a way of saying "Nope, you got too greedy trying to get better swords so enjoy the worst possible sword for your trouble"
Lol.
That makes sense…. But then level 6/ the ruler of pvp should have a modded sword with infinite attacks
So netherite is gone UNLESS SOMEONE GETS A NETHER PORTAL FOR 500 ATTACKS
That will happenen
@@TheOfficialSwissPlayz Or just a sword with mending, and if you want levels then it's a certain amount of attacks
@Da_Dude31 maby that's true but the last level will probably be enchanted level
21:34 is CRAZYY
Freakyevbo
He too freaky
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓿𝓫𝓸
HE IS GETTING 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Bro needs to be sat 😭
I think the respawning armour stand was something that was meant to be given to every player, but someone for some reason removed most, or maybe all of them, with this one stand either being forgotten or placed by an opposing faction.
There’s only one stand, and you can only use the bed at night…
One-night-stand
Or they are only in the bigger houses?
And no one buys them cause they're expensive?
@@Ikxi thats what i thoght
"the worst she could say is no, right?" *kills you*
1:20
Nah the guard must’ve been holding that grudge since the dinosaurs, bro went off
16:39 "The Woman"? What happened to your girlfriend
a Virgin Doesn't remember such Things. @owethundlovu9308 yep I'm dying alone
What happened to asking names 😭
Evbo: I have the hight-ground advantage
Techno: HEEH
LOOOL. I remember that Mr beast gaming video. Techno was explaining why low ground advantage is better than high ground in minecraft. When Evbo said “high ground advantage” I was thinking about that same Technoblade moment 😅
@@Casimenorisame!! 😂
Guard: people usually give us a tip
Evbo: Tip? *hits guard*
Guard: much appreciated
Like the tip of the sword
18:20 That parkour instinct from Evbo is clutch! I wonder where it came from, hmm?
Yea😂
Almost like he’s a parkour champion maybe 🤔
He should do a crossover
@@XavierCam-o2h YES
@@XavierCam-o2hor a parkour god
You know
LMFAO I love how Evbo just sucks in this one
Parkour civilization: I want to become the best, and save everyone!
PvP civilization: I want a girlfriend, and to not die.
Wait, guys, 300IQ strat, just spam attack the respawn stand. You can technically just get infinite lives, because if your sword breaks from attacking the stand, you'll respawn, and you can prob get around 19 extra lives according to my calculations, even if you lose life from dying, you'll just keep getting way more then what your losing, and if you do this on hours on end, you'll never die. And if you die too much and don't remember how many more lives you have, just get an extra 19 every time you spawn just to be safe. You'll legit be unstoppable.
Who's to say that the lives stack? It's still extremely overpowered but there's no evidence that it works the way you're describing.
We haven't tested that yet
@@SarzaelX it was never shown that evbo hit the armour stand again but he still respawned.
@@SarzaelX might as well start overthinking it since our thoughts don't affect the series at all.
@@meltedchees 8:46 He hits the stand and then goes to bed.
Evbo always dropping these civilization bangers! Ima grab some snacks
Yo, froggydude!
Yo bro second to reply
😊
Indeed
Yooo froggydude i love your videos
E
theory: when evbo becomes the champion, he wonders what's below the final floor, so he goes further and falls down through parkour civilization.
And becomes God again?
@@leszekryniec7054 or maybe reveals how he got to pvp civilization, and regains his god powers. (and becomes the pvp and parkour god.)
Evbo after completing the pvp civilization:HEY TEAM I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA THE MINING CIVILIZATION
@@costinpanescu7101 you've watched enough civilization copies today, 7 year olds.
PVP Civilization is a separate timeline
Parkour Civilization: Heroic and Naive
PvP Civilization: Creepy, Loves monologuing,and Freaky
Evbo is slowly becoming Deadpool with the fourth wall breaks
39. Likes and no replies ill be the first
more like she hulk
Ya I thought that too
True
Fr
4:32 PRINCEZAM HOW MANY PEOPLE FROM THE LIFESTEAL SMP IS GONNA BE HERE
alot
THAT'S WHAT I AM SAYING
WHAT
and 3:58
He voiced his self
Cant wait for Evbo to realize he was the parkour god and merge the universes to make Parkour PvP battles for our next series, "I survived PvP Parkour Civilization"
I think the next might be building civilization
and the Noob civilization!!
Evbo: “I had the high ground advantage”
Technoblade: “Chat this guy is a total NOOB”
“NERDDDDD”
Who else was thinking Evbo was going to pvp prison?
Me
Me
Me
Me
lol
I bet the deadliest player in the deadliest minecraft smp is gonna show up
Love how the MC and plot are still definitely a cultivation series, bujt a very different one from Parkour Civilization. Makes it so satisfying to see the progression.
15:01 bruhh evbo thinks he got rizz👁️👄👁️
Gay
@@FurriestFemboiu are gay too
It’s still more than me
1:05
Evbo: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
Lol.
If Evbo got hit every time he takes emotional damage, not even armour stand could help him...
*"If Parkour Civilization was a Speedrun 😂😂"*
Evbo: "i can do 360* one gap jump twice to give me a ticket"
Parkour Pro: wow, that's still unbelievable! here's your ticket.
Evbo: "i'll attack with do 360* two gap jump back to back diagonally twice!"
Parkour Master: alright, you've severely bested me. (dies)
Parkour Champion: *YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!* (places single neo and fence three gap jump combined)
Evbo: (fails at fence jump) *[-8HP]*
Parkour Champion: what's your attacks? weakling?
Evbo: *Double gap Fence jump 360s back to back, Triple 360s ascending diagonal jump, Ice double jump 720s*
Parkour Champion *BRUH*
(fails)
(fails on different attack)
(Parkour Champion is "oh no i died")
Every Parkour Legend: I challenge you with PvP Battle!
Evbo: *"i attack you with double gap 720s in Ice/Crystal/Glass/Pillars back2back"*
Every Parkour Legend: yup, not doin that. (dies)
Clownpierce: parkour battle are for KIDS! now *RACE WITH M-*
Evbo: (falls intentionally)
Clownpierce: ??????????
(but encounters a Parkour God)
Parkour God: your god now, now fight the Evil!
Evbo: ok.
Evbo: (posesses the "Jumpcraft X course" proficient skills), (surpassing clownpierce by 20x more distance from clownpierce than expected"
Clownpierce: *BRUH WHYYYY~~* (dies)
Evbo: TIME!
The emotional damage didn’t do much damage did it?
😢😭
25:55
Me screaming at the screen “KILL THE GUARD”
Same 😂
POV:your mom hears you
lol
bad idea, sounds like a way to have more sent to kill you
Finaly a part two
Edit : I have never gotten this many likes thx
And also thx evbo for the heart
ikr
You lost the heart lmao
Now we know why there were so little women in Parkour civilization, Evbo would get too carried away
The Evbo in this series is wildly different from the Evbo in parkour civ, personality-wise
Top 5 most important things to evbo
1.goofy ahh video maker
2. His "girlfriend"
3.sword
4. Food
5. Idk
Edit: if ur reply gets the most likes out of all ill add it to the 5th one!
Chestplate
His one-sided girlfriend
@@PbeingXD yep👍
-3636363652267236352 you mean
5.Chestplates
This makes having a bath even better
Yes
PrinceZam in an Evbo video is crazy
It's printham
If you get the joke, you get the joke
@@Infinity_Ninja_gaming div_y reference
In Parkour civilization we had jester penetrate
Ashwag is better ngl
1:24 bro broke the fourth wall
15:15 is almost like evbo knows he gas plot armor, so he just does whatever he wants. It's almost like he does what he does so that the story is interesting
yeah
"How am I still alive?" "I've been asking that everyday!" LMAO
Parkour, PvP, Mining, and Crafting. Only Evbo, the master of all Civilizations can learn each one and save us all
You forgot redstoning
Crafting civilization is crazy
Crafting civilization already happened, when he did Life Inside A Crafting Table video! Just mining is left
Them: Can i get a tip?
Evbo: Sure
Them: Cool *dies*
Fr 😂
The armor stand thing is just a theory..... A GAME THEORY!!
Edit: Wow, I didn't expect so many likes, thanks
29:25
True love kiss
- classic evbo
😂
tabi be like noooooooooooooooooooooo
No. *critical hit*
I swear evbo and his so called "girlfriend" will actually be together at the end of the series 💀
Nah but fr 💀
I hope not 🙏
@@PriyanTekchandani-t6i nahh why?
@@AnnDaGlitchyAlien_ my man, there are kids watching this series. If they know that relationships exist, they will try to get in one when they are under 18. This is obviously bad. I hope you understand now ❤
@@PriyanTekchandani-t6i I get your point though but people show worse nowadays I'm ngl, I do understand your point tho! ❤️
I thought crazy music was playing this whole time but i was just in the sparking zero main menu while watching lmao
I laugh at Evbo flirting skills because I find it relatable, not because I think is funny
Theory: Evbo which is the protagonist, lived through parkour civilization but now lost all his memories, seen in the first episode in the battle at the market he was able to do parkour well and had very good judgment, so I think that we will have 4 civilizations first one parkour civilization, second one pvp civilization, third one don’t know but it could be build civilization and fourth one the ultimate civilization where many people who passed and conquered these civilizations will go to the fourth one and will be like a deathmatch where only one may survive and that concludes chapter 1, chapter 2 season 1 will then start.
A speedrun civilization where you rank up by how fast you speedrun it, and Dream will be the speedrun Champion😂 but then Evbo reveals he cheated, but still beats him without doing the same Dream did.
Or a knowledge civilization, each day you complete an escape rooms like one of those prisons, and level up by the difficulty of it. And the Knowledge Champion is gonna be Seawatt
-2nd noob civ
-1st pro civ
0th hacker civ
1st parkour civ
2nd. Pvp civ
3rd build civ
4th mine civ?
5th redstoning civ ?
Random Rant:
Evbo being able to respawn is such a cool plot point! I wonder if he’s going to rank up in the next episode. I feel like the guards has something that converts hits into kills. Maybe a certain amount of hits and they get 1 kill? Strange that _the guards_ get this ability, maybe Evbo can gain this gimmick somehow. This and his respawn ability and he could be ABSOLUTELY OP. The 1v1-Guard said that his health was low, that means that health still drops, But Evbo can respawn! Since he loses his items in death, maybe Tabi/The Woman could give it back to him
Another Rant:
If Evbo keeps respawning at the wooden lvl, then Prince Zam could be a recurring character. Think about this... he could help Evbo whenever he’s in the wooden sword level. Maybe Evbo can even help him rank up with his respawn armor stand! Speaking of which... Couldn’t someone else hit the respawn armor stand? So far only 3 people know about the armor stand... Tabi, Prince Zam, and Evbo. But if Evbo ranks up, then his house would be empty. With an empty house, who’s to say someone else won’t figure out about the respawn-stand? Respawning is extremely OP... You keep your wins in your rank whenever you die(Evbo still had 3wins on wooden) AND get a new sword when you respawn/rank up. Going head first into fights would have no consequences, even tho that’s _the_ reason people don’t just fight all willy nilly. I’m pretty sure the only reason Evbo isn’t just _speed running_ his way to the top is because he’s not really good in PvP -and because he’s a coward.- If someone with bad intentions found out about respawning, who’s to say they can’t just abuse it?
Important note: These aren’t theories btw. Like what the wording says, it’s justs random rants
Ps. Sorry if there’s any grammar mistakes, English isn’t my native language
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WRITE SO MUCH?
@@gg-du6dm its not that much?
@@gg-du6dm
I just had a sudden urge to type out my thoughts ig xd. Never realized it got this much attention
Edit: NOW it’s a lot I’m pretty sure
@@johnokane1899you have 69 likes 😂😂😂
I think guards rank up at a certain amount of pvp attacks.
21:38 im gonna stop talking to myself. keeps talking to himself
Lol
16:11 "The women was right" What happened to the "Future wife"
Idk why I but I think that’s evbos irl gf
@@Vermillion-Ace_Avenilnah I think she’s another content created.
Bro wants that couchu SOOOO BAD bro is spamming that simp card
The way he said my girlfriend lives right across from me got me
1:08 Amazing line delivery. I felt personally attacked!
29:07 BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY!!
A FILKM THEORY GET IT
@@Piggypiglet-l5e more like a game and film-theory
THANKS FOR WATCHING!
The guard kinda had a point about the plot armor
Evbo can’t live without a video journal machine
Fr
29:31 Shit was so cringe i got up from bed,did a jog around the neighborhood,came back and read the bible
29:30 yea I’m dead 💀
Bro did something our teacher expects us to do 💀
28:27 battle has begin 😈
Evbo vs evbo love
Start the match 🔥
Bro resigned but not before the last move a true loves kiss
The one piece is real. Or maybe it was the one armor stand... 29:49
It was the friends we made along the way
@@MK-9869GET OWWWWUUUT
@@MK-9869if oda did that i will find 🫂
nah its the food we ate along the way
14:33 is the craziest thing I've witnessed in a conversation between two people
hi i thought i was only one late
@@JannatAlmo nah u good
@@saadtahmid5908 thank u
Cant wait to see him do a triple 180 no scope with a trident from 250 blocks and hitting cobweb clutch
29:44 because ur a parkour god
Yeah that's make sense
Princezam. Ok. That was. Uh, not expected
I was thinking the same thing
print ham
@@jfsmarcelino1124 another divi fan?
True unexpected
@@jfsmarcelino1124 I thought it was Princess Wam
Power of a Parkour god still lingers in you *Evbo*
Evbo saw all the parkour yaoi and decided to make being straight a character trait of his
loved the prince zam jumpscare lol
I'm predicting that the video journal is actually some kind of a spy device to spy on players
Why make it optional then? Why make it so it seems like a waste, it could have been designed specifically for Evbo
It's probably gonna be used later in the series for him to remember what he's been through, when he loses his memory somehow
@@Trebronok bro you were so right
1:11 nah he’s getting cooked 💀
Nah he’s getting incinerated 😭
1:02 damn thats crazy
19:27 really like that you actually move while they monologue instead of just staring at them.
29:30 plot armor
I love how you don't even know your "girlfriend's" name 😂😂
21:21 plot twist: all the guards are masochists
0:01 yes we waited for 1 month to see to upload every time
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He was on a vacation
@@Orgil999no it happens all the time
@@ASMRFORLIFE-xq4hn ok