air kills you. water kills you. ground kills you. light kills you. darkness kills you. if the devil appears in australia, i give him 5 mins before he either flee or beg god for forgiveness 😂
A class 8-10 deathworld sounds like a vacation, with cute cats to pet as well. A class 3-7 world would probably be paradise. A class 1-2 is probably gonna be heaven.
@@alexandramilos392 You seem to not know what a deathworld is. we have one in our solar system, it's called Venus, there are no way we can survive there, it is a world that is the pinacle of death for us and if set on a human scale it would be a class 1 deathworld until we found another more hostile world to dethrone it from it's first place.
@@alexandramilos392 Was just about to argue the exact same. Sure, it might be amusing to go to one of these worlds just for the heck of it and one might be able to build pretty awsome amusements parks and stuff there but if we are talking about just a nice place to live anything under a class 7 is gonna be deathly boring. Fun fact: One of the major problems that early settlers in the great plains of america faced was something colloquially refered to as "prairie madness" or "prairie fever". That was essentially a complete mental breakdown caused by extreme isolation and the tedium of everyday life.
@@SpaceFics I think more people need to ask "If Earth is the Australia of the galaxy, then what kind of shithole is the Antarctica of the galaxy?". Don't you? At least Aussieland is somewhat habitable.
Well, tell that to the Tasmanian Wolf. Humanity killed that one off. It was not strong enough to challenge humanity. Yet, a stupid flightless bird won a damn war against humanity. Find that logic.
@@Qardo Tiger. It was a Tasmanian Tiger. Not a wolf. Although, they are a lot like Big Foot these days. There are rumors that they are still out there. The last one was found and killed many decades after it was declared extinct.
@Beerbottles123 No, the Tasmanian Tiger still exists. It is the Tasmanian Wolf that died out due to human involvement. The last one to ever live was in a zoo, male, and died in captivity. Somewhere in the 1900s. It was pretty much 100 years ago.
If Australia is not covered in spiders, it is flooded or burning. Those are the only three constants of the country and it just alternates at different points in the year.
Meanwhile illinois has 125 difference between temperatures Storms Damaging winds Fuck ton of tornadoes Occasional wildfires And apparently that fault line is active again
@@aocg1914 depends on who’s scale we are using. IP does not scale well from one to another. Case in point, John 117 near single handedly destroyed the Covenant. One Spartan II super soldier. Yet I doubt the UNSC could take the Tau Empire. By 40k standards “pleasure worlds” are lightly guarded. However in the grim darkness (pre GW WOKE politics) there are ecumenopoli as planet wide military installations (fortress worlds). So all things being equal. To a people who consider Australia a death world…… they would not manage against an imperial “paradise world”.
"You call that an earthquake?! Bruh, they wouldn't even _notice_ this in LA! And what the heck is with those predators? Gimme a bin of catnip and couple cans of tuna and I'll have them housetrained in a week."
i would love a series where we get some group of Scientists getting kidnapped and the aliens ask them how to prepare against some deadly creature they hype up for half the movie just to let it be a lynx like beeing. and making earth a quarantine planet for all species
Truth is our planet is pretty moderate, the large oceans, circular-ish orbit, etc, work to stablize things. However, our oxygen atmosphere is extremely toxic and corrosive.
He should take them to Earth, let them visit a large zoo, a science museum that has exhibits on earthquakes and storms (especially the wind chamber), and then a visit to Australia. Lastly, give out t-shirts that says" I went to Australia, and all I got was this t-shirt".
Sir Terry Pratchett, bless him, called Australia XXXX. The main character spent half the book wacking bushes and screaming. Sigh. I miss Terry. Him diamond. 😢
@@SandraNelson063 yep. And I love the naming convention. By pointing at a map and asking the locals. Lost in translation you got great places like “Your finger you fool.” And “did you bring a beer along” It was one of my fave books from the diskworld series
hay i never thought australia was bad, i just thought they had wildlife that boxed, allowed paul hogen to have a cool name and lots and lots of wastelands. after learning just what was there i'd of been dead in a week f that. girls are lovely, the guys are buffed and if you go for a swim jaws eats you maybe africa isn't so bad a place after all.
Nah, Australia isn’t nearly as dangerous as people claim. I live there and have only had to deal with a nearby bushfire and one large poisonous spider so far this year. It isn’t a daily occurrence. Haven’t seen a snake in years.
Yup. I remember working with someone from Alabama, and they complained about how bad the winter was that year. They were horrified when I told them that year was really mild. Also, one of the few places you can have all four seasons in one day.
I don't get why people get freaked out anout Australia. Here in South Africa is quite extreme as we get temperatures up to 50°C in Summer and -5 or below in some places. So why do people freak out with the Aussies?
mostly the fauna & flora, less the weather conditions. read up on gympie-gympie (no I'm not joking) and learn of a small horror that looks like a regular old plant. The fauna.. it's less "big mouth = big gap in body" and more "small thing makes you nearly dead because of poison". It's kinda fun to research the worst australia has to offer, until you remember it is all real. sure there are other deadly things in the world, but the high concentration of those things is why people freak out about Australia
if a bobcat is a threat they won't like mountain lions or Siberian tigers Bird like the Shrikes and a thorn tree Alligators and Crocodiles that only need to eat once a month
To be fair, australia isn't any deadlier than any other continent. The main reason for why we humans tend to overinflate it's deadliness comes down to australia having been isolated from pretty much any other ecosystem for so long that it has basically it's own almost entirely unique ecosystem that was so unfamiliar to the european settlers coming to australia that they didn't know how to safely interact with it. Essentially, no matter where you go you have quite similiar threats to deal with. Pretty much any continent except australia has a big cat species, and something deer like, and something cow like etc etc. If you know how to deal with a lion you know how to deal with a jaguar or a tiger or a bobcat. But there is nothing like a cangoroo anywhere other than australia. A cangoroo is not any more dangerous than a lion, in fact it's much less dangerous. It's the unfamiliarity with anything cangoroo like that makes it dangerous to interact with.
Maybe, BUT if you look at dokumentaries with "the deadliest...." animals, toxin-users, snakes, etc. Every time Australia is the one with the most of those creatures......
@@PurpleSunset82 Yes, venom is a very common attribute found in australia and australia in fact does have more venomous animals than any other landmass. However, non of these animals are inherintly dangerous to humans. They are only danegrous to humans if you don't know how to deal with them. Which was my entire point.
And to imagine what it was like before humans killed the megafauna, or before the Antarctic glaciers set in, when there were the 20 meter snakes and the terror birds
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Australia is Class 15.
It rains spiders that's a whole class in itself its class 16
What's Death Valley
air kills you.
water kills you.
ground kills you.
light kills you.
darkness kills you.
if the devil appears in australia, i give him 5 mins before he either flee or beg god for forgiveness 😂
Nah y'all are more than that. American SE is 15 and thats without the crap you have there. Y'all are a 20.
@@breannahidalgo6328 www.nps.gov/deva/index.htm
A class 8-10 deathworld sounds like a vacation, with cute cats to pet as well.
A class 3-7 world would probably be paradise.
A class 1-2 is probably gonna be heaven.
I'm imagining anything from 1-8 to be boring as hell, like a Mars-like sort of wasteland place but liveable and with no extreme winds.
@@alexandramilos392 You seem to not know what a deathworld is. we have one in our solar system, it's called Venus, there are no way we can survive there, it is a world that is the pinacle of death for us and if set on a human scale it would be a class 1 deathworld until we found another more hostile world to dethrone it from it's first place.
@@alexandramilos392 Was just about to argue the exact same. Sure, it might be amusing to go to one of these worlds just for the heck of it and one might be able to build pretty awsome amusements parks and stuff there but if we are talking about just a nice place to live anything under a class 7 is gonna be deathly boring.
Fun fact: One of the major problems that early settlers in the great plains of america faced was something colloquially refered to as "prairie madness" or "prairie fever". That was essentially a complete mental breakdown caused by extreme isolation and the tedium of everyday life.
IT's pretty bad when Earth is the Australia of the known galaxy. XD
Or good, depends on who you ask
Both North America and Africa are more dangerous than Australia. Australia just has some serious creepiness.
@@SpaceFics I think more people need to ask "If Earth is the Australia of the galaxy, then what kind of shithole is the Antarctica of the galaxy?". Don't you? At least Aussieland is somewhat habitable.
I too want to live in the bliss of not knowing Australia exist
The plant ther are poisonus. The spiders gigant compered to all others. And lastly war with ostriches, not goes great.
Not everything in Australia is deadly - but it wish to kill you anyway.
😂
Sounds like something an Australian would say 😉
It is not the fact that the plants and animals of Australia could kill you, but that there is venoms designed to make you want to kill yourself.
Australia is God's testing ground of what don't kill you makes you stronger
Well, tell that to the Tasmanian Wolf. Humanity killed that one off. It was not strong enough to challenge humanity. Yet, a stupid flightless bird won a damn war against humanity. Find that logic.
@@Qardo emus are huge lol
@@Qardo
Tiger. It was a Tasmanian Tiger. Not a wolf. Although, they are a lot like Big Foot these days. There are rumors that they are still out there. The last one was found and killed many decades after it was declared extinct.
@Beerbottles123 No, the Tasmanian Tiger still exists. It is the Tasmanian Wolf that died out due to human involvement. The last one to ever live was in a zoo, male, and died in captivity. Somewhere in the 1900s. It was pretty much 100 years ago.
If Australia is not covered in spiders, it is flooded or burning. Those are the only three constants of the country and it just alternates at different points in the year.
And the reason I'm there is the spiders.
Erm.....Snakes?...Lots and LOTS of utterly MAD venomous snakes? Death Noodles!
…heard Emu is scary.
The Austrailian biosphere is getting ravaged by rabbits, come on 😂
@@SandraNelson063death noodles 😂😂😂😂😂 Now I will never get that out of my mind....
As an Australian I'm giggling like a child at this.
Yes, we're real 😂😂
is it true you guys need lead boots when visiting the northern hemisphere?
Nah Australia is a fever dream
He forgot that the highly populated California area has the four seasons of Earthquake, Flood, Landslide, and Fire, and not always in that order.
For a while there the valley only got summer and winter weather, hot all day or cold all day with a brief burst of spring or fall in between.
Lesser populated Minnesota has 2 seasons: Winter and Road Construction 😂
Meanwhile illinois has
125 difference between temperatures
Storms
Damaging winds
Fuck ton of tornadoes
Occasional wildfires
And apparently that fault line is active again
And not always one at a time. As a native Californian, I'm just waiting for Disaster Bingo.
Avatar be looking different 💀
These xenos could not conquer a pleasure world in the Imperium.
Arent those like heavily defended too?..
@@aocg1914 depends on who’s scale we are using. IP does not scale well from one to another. Case in point, John 117 near single handedly destroyed the Covenant. One Spartan II super soldier. Yet I doubt the UNSC could take the Tau Empire.
By 40k standards “pleasure worlds” are lightly guarded. However in the grim darkness (pre GW WOKE politics) there are ecumenopoli as planet wide military installations (fortress worlds). So all things being equal. To a people who consider Australia a death world…… they would not manage against an imperial “paradise world”.
And the xenos or the chaos can't go to Catachan, only the imperium
To be fair when I first saw the fire tornadoes in Australia on the internet I had difficultly believing they were real too.
Yeah, but you need a fully mature Kangaroo before they capable of causing fire tornadoes as a self defence mechanism.
AWW he did not even mention Drop Bears^_^
Australia: The Deathword inside a Deathworld
"[...] as a class 14, if for no other reason than that alone AA [...]" lmaoo
that meme where the person screams A and vanishes
Live through a good Canadian 🇨🇦 winter, -40C and even -50C, for weeks at a time.
We poured liquid propane in a cup and it looks like thick water 🥶😆
"You call that an earthquake?! Bruh, they wouldn't even _notice_ this in LA! And what the heck is with those predators? Gimme a bin of catnip and couple cans of tuna and I'll have them housetrained in a week."
(Living next to a railroad 40 years) Me - Hmmm?, that train was light, the ground is not shaking hard..
i would love a series where we get some group of Scientists getting kidnapped and the aliens ask them how to prepare against some deadly creature they hype up for half the movie just to let it be a lynx like beeing. and making earth a quarantine planet for all species
could definitely put a swing state on deathworlds,
Like, "Certain areas are much more dangerous than others."
Motherfucker you got me, lmao
You really gotta differentiate who's talking. I have no clue when one person stops talking and another begins.
I've heard a much better reading of the same story - I think it was Agro Squerril
@@mikehenry7056 do you have a link? Agro Squirrel uses different titles for his videos.
I especially like how the subtitles have no punctuation and don't even cut between sentences
I’m from Florida so I can attest that we are that stubborn and would do it just to spite nature
Truth is our planet is pretty moderate, the large oceans, circular-ish orbit, etc, work to stablize things. However, our oxygen atmosphere is extremely toxic and corrosive.
I love how in science fiction, Australia is an urban legend, almost a myth with how unreal most of the things happen there seem to be
Yup Australia is real - but TBH, i hadn't heard of that spider and now that i had, i kinda wish i hadnt.
He should take them to Earth, let them visit a large zoo, a science museum that has exhibits on earthquakes and storms (especially the wind chamber), and then a visit to Australia. Lastly, give out t-shirts that says" I went to Australia, and all I got was this t-shirt".
Got to say this was definitely worth the time it took to sit through.
I laugh at all the comments I've been hearing about Australia not being real. i know a few people (some family members) who would debate that.
Sir Terry Pratchett, bless him, called Australia XXXX. The main character spent half the book wacking bushes and screaming. Sigh. I miss Terry. Him diamond. 😢
Australia is real, it's just that many who visit don't survive to tell the rest of the world about Australia's existence.
It beats being mistaken for Austria
@@SandraNelson063 yep. And I love the naming convention. By pointing at a map and asking the locals. Lost in translation you got great places like “Your finger you fool.” And “did you bring a beer along”
It was one of my fave books from the diskworld series
hay i never thought australia was bad, i just thought they had wildlife that boxed, allowed paul hogen to have a cool name and lots and lots of wastelands. after learning just what was there i'd of been dead in a week f that. girls are lovely, the guys are buffed and if you go for a swim jaws eats you maybe africa isn't so bad a place after all.
Nah, Australia isn’t nearly as dangerous as people claim. I live there and have only had to deal with a nearby bushfire and one large poisonous spider so far this year. It isn’t a daily occurrence. Haven’t seen a snake in years.
Even my home state of Michigan has more extreme weather conditions than that.
Yup. I remember working with someone from Alabama, and they complained about how bad the winter was that year. They were horrified when I told them that year was really mild.
Also, one of the few places you can have all four seasons in one day.
They probably don't even know about Australia's lightning death golf course.
And we love Australia all the same. We vacation there. Anyone else have the urge to move towards a hurricane just to ride out a good one?
I don't get why people get freaked out anout Australia. Here in South Africa is quite extreme as we get temperatures up to 50°C in Summer and -5 or below in some places. So why do people freak out with the Aussies?
mostly the fauna & flora, less the weather conditions. read up on gympie-gympie (no I'm not joking) and learn of a small horror that looks like a regular old plant. The fauna.. it's less "big mouth = big gap in body" and more "small thing makes you nearly dead because of poison". It's kinda fun to research the worst australia has to offer, until you remember it is all real. sure there are other deadly things in the world, but the high concentration of those things is why people freak out about Australia
love how, even in the distant future, Australia is still looked upon with horror by all who know of it due to what lives there
if a bobcat is a threat they won't like mountain lions or Siberian tigers
Bird like the Shrikes and a thorn tree
Alligators and Crocodiles that only need to eat once a month
"Australia is real" If I ever meet an alien, that's the line I'm going to use on them X;'D
Earth #1!!!
*looks at the balkans and the endemic landmines* "im honestly not surpised"
Highly reccommend training your AI a lot more before posting. Though this is probably one of those farms that just pump out easy content.
Yeah, it's bot generated content stealing stories from the HFY Reddit.
We are the alien equivalent to orcs.
Very good story 😊
Get really tired of crappy AI narrations. You can’t even get all the words right…that or you mistyped some of them into the prompt window.
To be fair, australia isn't any deadlier than any other continent. The main reason for why we humans tend to overinflate it's deadliness comes down to australia having been isolated from pretty much any other ecosystem for so long that it has basically it's own almost entirely unique ecosystem that was so unfamiliar to the european settlers coming to australia that they didn't know how to safely interact with it. Essentially, no matter where you go you have quite similiar threats to deal with. Pretty much any continent except australia has a big cat species, and something deer like, and something cow like etc etc. If you know how to deal with a lion you know how to deal with a jaguar or a tiger or a bobcat. But there is nothing like a cangoroo anywhere other than australia. A cangoroo is not any more dangerous than a lion, in fact it's much less dangerous. It's the unfamiliarity with anything cangoroo like that makes it dangerous to interact with.
Maybe, BUT if you look at dokumentaries with "the deadliest...." animals, toxin-users, snakes, etc.
Every time Australia is the one with the most of those creatures......
@@PurpleSunset82 Yes, venom is a very common attribute found in australia and australia in fact does have more venomous animals than any other landmass. However, non of these animals are inherintly dangerous to humans. They are only danegrous to humans if you don't know how to deal with them. Which was my entire point.
The earth is actually class 10, Australia is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
-the aliens in this story.
And to imagine what it was like before humans killed the megafauna, or before the Antarctic glaciers set in, when there were the 20 meter snakes and the terror birds
The whole if Australia would absolutely BODY an advanced alien civilization in ground-ground combat
Huh? What's so scary about flying spiders? I've always thought they were adorable. I'm Australian though....
I love the stories. I hate the AI reading them. This one was so hard to listen to. It was absolutely wretched.
send them to siberia! they will instantly raise earth's rating by 20 points! 😂
😂 lol I love this
Australia is real!
What does "Artifigental Gravty" mean?
It's all AI generated imagery. I'm impressed it's producing valid letters at this point, they usually can't even do that. 😂
Australia is Real.
Should have started with humans on a 13 deathworld are not an apex predator
This would be better if it wasn't for the stupid AI misreading the story and making it nearly impossible to follow. 😠
North Korea is class 16.
Australia isn't real it can't hurt you
😂 you aren't lying.
Earth lore?
Tldr aliens discover florida man.
Net narrator or the agro squirrel did this better
shit ai cant listen
Ai garbage audio
You lost me at over use of fossil fuels.
Horrible narration.
Just had to add the so-called Climate Change crap.
Are you seriously going to deny the sheer impact climate change has had on earth? Also why did you capitalize it?
They forgot to mention the dangerous drop bears and hoop snakes, what a shame