@@TroyBondCompany WITH PARTICE ONEAL AND GERALDO GONE...YOUR THE BEST ALIVE NOW.FACT US SPACEFORCE LOVES YOUR WORK. FACT SEMPER SUPRA GUNNY THIS IS THE LAST THING MY TEAM IS HEARING BEFORE HEADING OUT. SOLAR WARDEN FTW. PROXIMA CENTAURI B NEXT STOP.....500,000 POPULATION NOW...NOT 1 COMIC. WE COULD USE YA NEXT TRIP :) -DAVID
@@TroyBondCompanybro…. We all love you to death man.. that ain’t no bs. So glad I ran across your work. We need more comics to straight up not gaf my dude, good on you
I shared a house with my uncle when I graduated and was so pissed one night when he and a girlfriend of his smoked some speed. I felt so much better in the morning when EVERYTHING in the house was spotless. Homie even waxed the floors. lol
@@forwarddiscipline Maybe if you just ignored all news, you would realize that you don't care at all about the things you waste your time on. What are you gonna do, live forever?
@@christopherhinshaw8088 yeah it's crazy, subbed on first clip, no way he wasn't gonna smash it/ Got that magic ingredient you can't learn. Can't wait to see him in 5 years.
Dude is genuinely funny. Regardless of what side you lean to, his comedy kills it every. single. time. He’s a master at his craft. Especially how witty he is with crowd responses.
I'm so happy the algorithm gave me Troy Bond, this guy is a genius with his jokes. 🤣🤣 Just no brakes, he thinks it, he says it. Thats just how it's supposed to be, pure raw comedy. Troy, i hope one day you go touring, i would love to visit a show of yours. (I prob won't be allowed in the U.S since i got convictions regarding drugs here in the Netherlands). You make me laugh like so much, i enjoy every video i see of you doing comedy 👍🏻 keep doing what you do man.
I wish i could see you so bad! But i always miss the ticket sales or there arent anything close enough. I would love to be able to take a 5 hour trip just to see you, but i cant 😅
Homie should have deals for specials pouring in. Always laugh my ass off bro. Felipe Esparza is coming to Dodge City KS this month. Hopefully you can book a show there too. I’d definitely go see that. Fucking hilarious big dawg, keep’em coming
You gotta snag up another comic you really would like to work with and co-op some crowd work ripping into people. You being out of pocket is what makes you so great man. I’m not even just being nice or anything, you can be a legend. Keep at it, stay brutal as fkn possible bro. Keep killin it
🤔 You have a lot of Richard Pryor mannerisms when you wave your arms while talking like you outta breath. I FUCKING LOVE IT you use it like a comedy beat commas.
I come here cuz I think he may be one of the few comics. That's almost as angry as I am, and I don't mean that like politically or ideologically. She's angry about random s*** cuz s***'s stupid and it makes him angry. I appreciate that I used the voice to text on this so don't blame me for the grammar or misspellings or the fact that I called him a girl because does he not look like a Puerto Rican lesbian to be honest
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He absolutely fucking kills these sets man. So witty so fast. Can't possibly have had much time to write so many of these
My mom was in the crowd this show so I had to bring it hahahahha thank you so much.
@@TroyBondCompany came here from a mashup of 50 takes on the Trump assassination attempt. Emperor Trump had me. Too bad its a rose in bloom.
@@TroyBondCompany WITH PARTICE ONEAL AND GERALDO GONE...YOUR THE BEST ALIVE NOW.FACT
US SPACEFORCE LOVES YOUR WORK. FACT
SEMPER SUPRA
GUNNY
THIS IS THE LAST THING MY TEAM IS HEARING BEFORE HEADING OUT. SOLAR WARDEN FTW.
PROXIMA CENTAURI B NEXT STOP.....500,000 POPULATION NOW...NOT 1 COMIC.
WE COULD USE YA NEXT TRIP :)
-DAVID
@@TroyBondCompanybro…. We all love you to death man.. that ain’t no bs. So glad I ran across your work. We need more comics to straight up not gaf my dude, good on you
Snore
"The march on the Jedi temple was a peaceful demonstration"
LMFAO
"mostly peaceful protests"
“Little guy-he’s got the ‘tism I don’t like him-“😂😂😂
Ever time I see Biden wander off I always think he looks like C3-PO wandering off into the desert after R2 was just being honest😂
Holy shit that is spot on!
I shared a house with my uncle when I graduated and was so pissed one night when he and a girlfriend of his smoked some speed. I felt so much better in the morning when EVERYTHING in the house was spotless. Homie even waxed the floors. lol
i like how you waited for the drama to settle before releasing this, smart move lol
I lost the file lol otherwise I’d be a clout slut
There was a short from this video the day it happened.
Seen the clip next day,
The drama still hasn't settled, the media has tried to make you forget.
I won't forget, nor will I forgive.
@@forwarddiscipline Maybe if you just ignored all news, you would realize that you don't care at all about the things you waste your time on. What are you gonna do, live forever?
"Crack is good. ...til it's not." As a former crackhead, no truer words have been spoken lmfao
i’m so happy you’re not any more ❤🎉
I love how he says you can't tell he's sober from his shirt LOOOL.
That Star Wars comparison was great. 😂😂
"...till its not""😅😂🤣💀
Oh damn, been here since about 50k subs, had no idea he blew up this fast, was a matter of time but so great to see it.
No one deserves it more.
from going to "do you know who Troy Bonds is?" to a milli subs!!!!
@@christopherhinshaw8088 yeah it's crazy, subbed on first clip, no way he wasn't gonna smash it/ Got that magic ingredient you can't learn. Can't wait to see him in 5 years.
Thanks for sticking by me ❤
@@TroyBondCompany been a pleasure my man. Keep doing what you're doing. Any thoughts on UK dates sometime?
@@TroyBondCompany Bro you funny. And FYI you are Israelite so-called black. No such thing as mix race.Keep up the good work.
man, I kinda hate how much Troy makes me laugh….. makes me feel vulnerable 😂
🎉😂
His imitations are so spot on it hurts 😂😂
Absolutely killer off the cuff set. Thank you for sharing Troy.
Space Kenya 😂
That "under pressure" bit was gold
Ok, bruh...Never in my life have I laughed so damn hard at crack jokes. He made me see a strange irony to the things I witnessed growing up.
Going SO FUCKING HARD within the first seconds of the video.
HO-LY SHIT! 💀💀💀
Hilarious
Seriously one of my favorite comedians.
LOL My name is Matt Rife!!🤣😂
I feel like it was just yesterday you were at 200k. Damn bro you are blowing up and I love it
look. everybody settle down. troy bond is not up & coming...
he is on top and at the destination!
You magnificent bastard!
That was awesomeness...you are greatness Troy. I pray you stay blessed and keep on keeping on💜🙏✨️
Troy is the best!! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the references r too good
I still wanna know what he takes before the shows. I think hes developing a third personality.... and Im here for it.
I woke up this morning feeling anxious and kinda down. First thing I watched was this. Gotta say, I'm starting to feel alot better. Thanks Troy! 👍
man, im only at the third line of his routine and I’m already dead
just like the kennedys
I like your words, funny man.
See a lot of classic dave chappelle in this set really good
Best comedian for real!😂🔥
Absolutely hilarious, love it. Wishing you the best with your career crazy to see how much your channel has grown already.
Presidential TV Debate coming up on September 10th. Feels like the wrong date to talk about 'who gets the house'...
Dude is genuinely funny. Regardless of what side you lean to, his comedy kills it every. single. time. He’s a master at his craft. Especially how witty he is with crowd responses.
Every time this man opens his mouth it’s a punch to the face 😂😂
I'm so happy the algorithm gave me Troy Bond, this guy is a genius with his jokes. 🤣🤣 Just no brakes, he thinks it, he says it. Thats just how it's supposed to be, pure raw comedy. Troy, i hope one day you go touring, i would love to visit a show of yours. (I prob won't be allowed in the U.S since i got convictions regarding drugs here in the Netherlands). You make me laugh like so much, i enjoy every video i see of you doing comedy 👍🏻 keep doing what you do man.
Gotta love Troy, so unique. Laugh after laugh, what a legend. Would love to see you in Chicago :)
I love the logo for the "Bond Tour 24/25" (using the Michael Jackson Bad album font) 🎉
I wish i could see you so bad! But i always miss the ticket sales or there arent anything close enough. I would love to be able to take a 5 hour trip just to see you, but i cant 😅
How does this guy not have a Netflix special?
Oh man, the Trump impression is spot on.
The fucking reagan crack and aids joke followed by Freddy Mercury impression is comedic genius omg my fucking sides
Putting Matt Rife's name inn the description is wild 😂😂
You enhanced my sense of humor lol
He predicted the September attempt
WHY DOES HE HAVE THE BEST DT IMPRESSION
Most accurate Trump impression I’ve ever heard
You know you found "the gay" cause i finished the Queen Song in my head 😂
Lmao 🤣
I can't wait to see you on the 9th!!!
favorite comedian hands down
Troy seriously reminds me of a young Al Pacino. His mannerisms, his accent, even his look is dead on young Pacino with glasses.
If Metro don't trust you lmao
This bro
That shirt came with an 8 ball
Omg this man brings me so much joy 😅😂🫶🏽
This dude is hilarious man 😂🇬🇧
Please go back on Stand up on the spot! You were so good!
This was absolute gold, keep going my guy
Man. I’m so pissed I couldn’t make the Tempe improv shows. I’m not missing the next AZ show.
Fucking hilarious, brother...keep fighting the good fight...
We support our storm trippers lol
Did not anticipate such a spot on Trump impersonation here solid bro
I don't wanna think about Trump doing drill rap 😂
You are definitely one of the future homeless mixed race from the future that hit South Park years ago. Man this shit is crazy
That's a top 5 Trump impersonation
You're right up there with Shane Gillis
Hmm 1 million subs 27k views in 3 days. TH-cam is HATING
CRACK! 😂😂
Well at least he knows he’s going to hell.
Homie should have deals for specials pouring in. Always laugh my ass off bro. Felipe Esparza is coming to Dodge City KS this month. Hopefully you can book a show there too. I’d definitely go see that. Fucking hilarious big dawg, keep’em coming
You gotta snag up another comic you really would like to work with and co-op some crowd work ripping into people. You being out of pocket is what makes you so great man. I’m not even just being nice or anything, you can be a legend. Keep at it, stay brutal as fkn possible bro. Keep killin it
Raw funny.
👍
HILARIOUS!!
When's Hartford, CT?
Troy told me to vote for Trump!
A master at work!
Crack is awesome but nobody ever tells you that you're going to piss your pants.
By the 5th time, I realized it wasn't a coincidence
🤔 You have a lot of Richard Pryor mannerisms when you wave your arms while talking like you outta breath. I FUCKING LOVE IT you use it like a comedy beat commas.
3:55 Vile that this didn't get more laughs
Matt you look like and sound just like Troy Bond 🤔
Come to mn!
COME TO LA plzzzzzz
Comedian of the future
Clearly not of the present
0:50 😂
WHERE ARE MY FELLOW RHODIES?! and also fuck, I missed this (Love ur stuff man)
Your going to be a legend
He is funny as f
Its scary because he's right 😂
Why arent your videos appearing in my feed? are you being shadowbanned? Censored?
No, you upload once a month 😂
so when you coming to Hawai'i?
All ima say is be careful what you say. After all, Tenacious D broke up over a stupid thing to say about the attempt.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂
I come here cuz I think he may be one of the few comics. That's almost as angry as I am, and I don't mean that like politically or ideologically. She's angry about random s*** cuz s***'s stupid and it makes him angry. I appreciate that
I used the voice to text on this so don't blame me for the grammar or misspellings or the fact that I called him a girl because does he not look like a Puerto Rican lesbian to be honest
See we can make these jokes! Lay off KG!
I feel like troy just watches news for jokes. But doesn't pay attention to what's actually happening. But he still a funny dude.
I feel like you don’t actually know what is happening and shouldn’t judge wether or not you think they do😂
I’m fucking crying. Not the crack stories 🥲 I knew there was a reason I love you.
funnyy
666 views rough crowd
Did Troy really use to smoke crack?
Yes. He’s talked about it on his podcast
@@demachmowtf fr which episode?
No one told you to nvr do trump impressions ever ever again. Damn that was horrible. Love your wrk tho.
Bots are fast.
His political jokes are lame. His crowd work is amazing!
Making fun of anyone who was almost murdered is sick. Unsubscribed.