I feel like some poor developer badly misinterpreted what the company wanted when they told him how popular The Rock is and how he should feature a lot in this game...
I have no interest in playing this game myself, but I would love to see the three of you playing the whole game together and hear the running commentary. It would be amazing
Ah, the clarion peal of Mike's maniacal giggle. Clears my skin, erases my debt, sends my car for its annual service on time. I don't even have a car. That's the power of Mike. (Welcome back Mike. 🍻)
It's really nice of you to give older games a chance, ya know? Just very cool to see some classic games get some...oh? This came out in 2020? When will this year relent?!
@@bilbo_t_baggins2762 ..I honestly cannot imagine Jane Douglas selling her soul. I mean, half the POINT of having a cloning programme is so that you can harvest and sell the clones' souls en masse, while hanging on to your own.
Anyone here old enough to remember when The Fast and the Furious was a simple crime/street racing movie? With a plot which made basic sense and characters who were just criminals and/or cops with complicated relationships? I miss those days...
The first movie and the third movie really. Even two and four were pretty gonzo, and then from five onwards it became a ludicrous parody of itself that was just interesting in topping the previous entry in being as ridiculous as possible.
Arghya Raihan honestly I have to agree with you having watched all of the movies they went from wow this is one of the best movies I have ever watched to what the fuck is happening what is the plot even
Its so lovely to have all 3 of your back together. Its great seeing Mike playing a vroom vroom game again But mostly I just enjoy how you all bouch off of each others energy ♡♡
It's like someone rendered Vin Diesel based entirely on someone describing Vin Diesel to them. Which developer looks at this and thinks, "hmmmmm, yes, good, this is a finished game" in 2020?
Remember when this series was just about an undercover cop who infiltrated a local street racing ring? Then liked being in the group and family? Then fell for the leader's sister and had a difficult time wrestling his career with where he wanted to be? Yeah, well their GOING TO SPACE in the next movie! What happened? I quit after 6.
They're* Also it's called "blockbuster escalation syndrome" (in my mind anyway). I believe it started around the time of the Matrix sequels (but more likely was Michael Bay's fault), and has continued on w/the likes of Die Hard, Fast & Furious, Rambo, Alien, Predator, most DC films, the 2 Andrew Garfield AS-M's, Venom, the Jurassic Park/World's (all after JP2), Star Wars... Really any franchise that started with the protagonist being a kind of lone wolf underdog (that succeeded despite impossible odds), or a film who's world and characters started with somewhat grounded & comprehensible stakes and stories, - and over time and much studio greed were transformed (there's another one, TRANSFORMERS lol) into ridiculous and over-the-top CGI spectacle for seemingly no reason - It's quite the common occurrence in Hollywood these days, and with the exception of like Mad Max Fury Road & maybe one or two others, It's the phenomenon responsible for ruining many a film series (Die Hard especially, which was just a plane nose diving into a mountain after the original trilogy). It sucks, and I'm glad Hollywood started to notice the issue and seems to be reverting back to more intimate, serious projects with time, even if ridiculous garbage still exists. This is all the before-times anyway lol.
6 was with the plane stuff in the climax, right? That was crazy enough, it's only gotten crazier since. Like, HALO dropping cars that smash into each other as they rush towards the ground crazy...
The start of this seems very similar to the NFS payback demo Andy and Mike played a few years ago. Chasing a truck, taking out the *House* enforcers/enemies, burnout style takedowns, a cutscene where someone jumps onto the truck
@@paullatham8486 I can't get my head around the fact that this is an actual game with an actual release. I assume it's made by real people with real jobs. Maybe the guy in charge of quality check called in sick.
Jane: It's always in the last place you look. ... Well... yeah? You're not going to look any further after you find it, are you? Silly Jane. (Great to see some Mikesanity again, feels like it's been forever.)
Thanks to Andy's meticulously accurate Vin Diesel impression, I now realise his voice sounds just like Sideshow Bob's groaning when he gets whapped in the face with a rake.
Was that a bone thugs n harmony reference? "We will see you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads; we will see you at the crossroads so you won't be lonely."
How is this the Fast And Furious that has Sonequa Martin-Green? She's been so good in so many things but they put her in a game that doesn't even have a ground texture in reflections(14:45)
The whole each driver has as a unique special ability seems very class based RPG, and character swapping too. Last place I would expect it. That and Burnout style takedown shows some cool mechanics for a burnout style racer.
5:35 - Noo, Sebastian! who will race our child? Plenty of racers, probably. This area appears to be completely flooded with chumps who can't drive in a straight line. But with physics like that, who can blame them?
I love how Michelle Rodriguez and Vin Diesel (the literal stars of the franchise) are reading their lines like they're SEDATED BEYOND THE CAPACITY FOR RATIONAL THOUGHT, and the rando fake-characters are acting like they're real, living humans (by comparison at least)😂 So wild idea but hear me out, can we all vote on here that OXBOX do a FULL LETS PLAY of this DISASTROUSLY FUNNY & ENTERTAINING videogame? If not the *whole game,* then just a few more videos? I haven't laughed this hard in a while. We need this rn OX!! #FAMBLY™ #Likes4Crossroads™ #¼MileataTime #MakeMineCorona™ *Vote 4 Fast&Furriest Let's Plays!* I wanna see *DOMINIC TORETTO* in his *™* Dodge Charger (Challenger?) or w/e, ramping off a rooftop into a skyscraper while dragging a 10,000 ton Safe like a wrecking ball!!
I like how they've actually got a pretty famous and presumably expensive cast and then spent 7 whole dollars on the art budget.
Makes sense though- that's what was left after getting the actors likenesses
Matthew Nanney yeah Jesus they could’ve made a cool racing game but instead they made nothing lmao
I love how they captured the fan-favorite, iconic parts of the F&F franchise where they drive slow cars up tedious roads with bland scenery.
I love the rough translation
“These papers are wrong”
“Yes they are”
“Carry on”
"Let's do some donuts in tribute." I imagine that is what Mike does any time he gives his condolences.
Press and hold Shift + A to pay respects.
I feel like some poor developer badly misinterpreted what the company wanted when they told him how popular The Rock is and how he should feature a lot in this game...
XDDDD
I think the bigger problem is some poor developer thought his big break was working on a fast and the furious game
@@simonrosen1600 yeah, and they only hired him. Alone. To make a whole game. In 3 months.
I have no interest in playing this game myself, but I would love to see the three of you playing the whole game together and hear the running commentary. It would be amazing
I second that!
Ah, the clarion peal of Mike's maniacal giggle. Clears my skin, erases my debt, sends my car for its annual service on time. I don't even have a car. That's the power of Mike.
(Welcome back Mike. 🍻)
couple it with the laugh of Geoff Ramsey from Achievement Hunter.
😂😂❤️❤️
@@robertnixon1557 good pun lol! And yeah I didn't realize, they really are there parts of a whole, a TRIFORCE if you will. 💚⭕❌
It's nice to know the Fast & Furious franchise is continuing the grand old tradition of video games based on movies being terrible
To be fair, at least this time it's a bad video game based on a bad movie franchise.
sgtraytango I assume in your opinion the fast and furious movies are all bad
"All we had to do was follow the damn Train, CJ!"
lol
I'm really very surprised they didn't reference that in this video😂
This is like if Mike wished on a monkey paw. He asked for a Fast and Furious game with lots of action and explosions, and he got...this.
It's a shame this game wasn't named Ride To Hell: A Quarter Mile At A Time...
Don't you DARE mention that train wreck of a "game" in the presence of our savior: VINCENT DIESEL😂
Of course there are helicopters at a data-center. One word - cloudstorage.
It's really nice of you to give older games a chance, ya know? Just very cool to see some classic games get some...oh? This came out in 2020? When will this year relent?!
Let me guess, Mike is the FAST, Andy is the FURIOUS and Jane is the erm "CROSSROADS"
Jane is the devil you deal with at the crossroads
The crossroads is where she sold her soul. Or maybe it's a reference to her favourite 80s soap opera.
@@bilbo_t_baggins2762 ..I honestly cannot imagine Jane Douglas selling her soul.
I mean, half the POINT of having a cloning programme is so that you can harvest and sell the clones' souls en masse, while hanging on to your own.
@@bilbo_t_baggins2762 You got it wrong, the crossroads is where she sells your soul. 😱
Two-tired to understand your jokes, if you catch my drift
Requirements for enjoying Fast & Furious:
1. Suspension of disbelief.
2. Forgetting the words "why" and "how".
3. Drinking Exclusively Corona
4. Living life ¼ mile at a time
5. FAMBLY above all!
6. Learn that when you say "What?!" you have to follow it up with "OK" or "whatever".
Everyone knows the truck was full of DVD players that didn’t even decrease in value after bursting into flames
😂😂😂
Man, I got excited for a second thinking that I had left 2020 and travelled back in time to like 2011.
Mike is back with a car gameplay.. Everything is right in the world again :) :D
I'm so glad all 3 of you are finally making a vid together..
Anyone here old enough to remember when The Fast and the Furious was a simple crime/street racing movie? With a plot which made basic sense and characters who were just criminals and/or cops with complicated relationships? I miss those days...
lemminglobber I remember when it was point break with cars.
The first movie and the third movie really. Even two and four were pretty gonzo, and then from five onwards it became a ludicrous parody of itself that was just interesting in topping the previous entry in being as ridiculous as possible.
Arghya Raihan honestly I have to agree with you having watched all of the movies they went from wow this is one of the best movies I have ever watched to what the fuck is happening what is the plot even
This brought me waaaay back to the era of movie tie in games, the uncanniness of it all really screams 2007
"I went too fast, and now Sebastian is furious" I see what you did there Mike.
“That’s the 4th dimension, getting poked” SOMEBODY CALL A PHYSICIST, they must hear these revelations
this game is giving me WWE 2k20 vibes. Never gonna buy it, but I will watch all your hilarious gameplay.
This might be the best example of a xbox 360 game that they finished but waited until the next gen to release
How? And Why?
Damn they almost waited two generations.
This game is basically Ride to Hell: Retribution, but with cars
Clearly in the same ballpark qualitywise, yeah xD
This game doesn't have fully clothed sex scenes, so it's worse by default.
@@oriolgonzalez9328 No, Ride to Hell is worse by default
Nothing is worse than that...thing, that we never speak of.
They should make a vin diesel game where its just all his movies mixed together like xxx, riddick, the pacifier, groot, etc
He did have a game called wheel man and that was just ridiculous action car chase movie nonsense lol
Good call Jane, picking up abandoned roast chicken on the road always heals me right up too!
It's that "so bad it's good" game, I guess. This was so entertaining to watch!
Its so lovely to have all 3 of your back together.
Its great seeing Mike playing a vroom vroom game again But mostly I just enjoy how you all bouch off of each others energy ♡♡
It's like someone rendered Vin Diesel based entirely on someone describing Vin Diesel to them.
Which developer looks at this and thinks, "hmmmmm, yes, good, this is a finished game" in 2020?
Michelle Rodriguez was particularly unsettling to look at
Remember when this series was just about an undercover cop who infiltrated a local street racing ring? Then liked being in the group and family? Then fell for the leader's sister and had a difficult time wrestling his career with where he wanted to be?
Yeah, well their GOING TO SPACE in the next movie! What happened? I quit after 6.
They're*
Also it's called "blockbuster escalation syndrome" (in my mind anyway). I believe it started around the time of the Matrix sequels (but more likely was Michael Bay's fault), and has continued on w/the likes of Die Hard, Fast & Furious, Rambo, Alien, Predator, most DC films, the 2 Andrew Garfield AS-M's, Venom, the Jurassic Park/World's (all after JP2), Star Wars... Really any franchise that started with the protagonist being a kind of lone wolf underdog (that succeeded despite impossible odds), or a film who's world and characters started with somewhat grounded & comprehensible stakes and stories, - and over time and much studio greed were transformed (there's another one, TRANSFORMERS lol) into ridiculous and over-the-top CGI spectacle for seemingly no reason - It's quite the common occurrence in Hollywood these days, and with the exception of like Mad Max Fury Road & maybe one or two others, It's the phenomenon responsible for ruining many a film series (Die Hard especially, which was just a plane nose diving into a mountain after the original trilogy). It sucks, and I'm glad Hollywood started to notice the issue and seems to be reverting back to more intimate, serious projects with time, even if ridiculous garbage still exists. This is all the before-times anyway lol.
6 was with the plane stuff in the climax, right? That was crazy enough, it's only gotten crazier since. Like, HALO dropping cars that smash into each other as they rush towards the ground crazy...
@@narcspector ah shit! It annoys ME when people mix up they're with their. Guess I was typing too fast and/or too furious.
The start of this seems very similar to the NFS payback demo Andy and Mike played a few years ago. Chasing a truck, taking out the *House* enforcers/enemies, burnout style takedowns, a cutscene where someone jumps onto the truck
Nice to see you guys play retro games from the Xbox 360, this one brings so many memories
Who would of thought Dominick Torreto stealing DVD Players from a truck would lead to him working for the CIA
Let me just take this opportunity to wish everyone and their famblies health and serenity during these stressful times.
"all I want is a giant boulder in the cutscene"
Is vin diesel not enough for you Jane?!
Of course the first game Mike plays on his return is a Fast and Furious game. All I'll say is that it looks on par with the movies
My new favourite thing - yelling 'do a cutscene' when I want people to move out my way
This is the Mad Max game you have at home.
Me: Im sure this game will be great
*The intro plays*
Me: Well, there it is...
I cant get my head round the fact that this is a game released in 2020... I think it was the polystyrene boulders that did it for me 🤣
@@paullatham8486 I can't get my head around the fact that this is an actual game with an actual release.
I assume it's made by real people with real jobs. Maybe the guy in charge of quality check called in sick.
It looks like a mobile game
If Robespierre is in Mike's gang, it's no wonder Mike lost his head a bit.
Jane: It's always in the last place you look.
...
Well... yeah? You're not going to look any further after you find it, are you? Silly Jane.
(Great to see some Mikesanity again, feels like it's been forever.)
I always check in one more spot, just in case of mimics.
we need this whole game played by you guys, this was incredible
Now that song is stuck in my head, Andy. All your fault. 😂
You guys are the best.
Thanks to Andy's meticulously accurate Vin Diesel impression, I now realise his voice sounds just like Sideshow Bob's groaning when he gets whapped in the face with a rake.
I found Fast & Furries sounds more intriguing than current Fast & Furious franchise.
Also, "Ong-bak everyone." is the most awesome phrase I've heard in a while.
this doesn't look like a game from 2020
looks like a mobile game
Looks like a game from times when fun games were still made.
Case in point, has burnout-style takedowns.
this doesn't look like a video game at all
@@rewritable_ I think playing Burnout would be better though lol
This looks like a game you would find in a dave n busters
When Andy started singing I was afraid it was going to be the theme song from Star Trek Enterprise
Glad I waited till morning to view this. Nothing like caffeine and chaos lol
I’m so proud to hear a casual Smokey and the Bandit reference from Andy
The Rocks are Dwayne Johnson bringing Fast & Furious production to a halt.
This is possibly my favourite ever Oxbox video. I've nearly spat out my drink so many times!
Hooray its the return of the Mike!
"We join the family" Van Diesel would approve... ahem.....
I never thought to see Diesel and Rock in the same production again, let alone so many Rock's at ones throwing themselfs at the speeding car :P
Why is this looking like a PS2 game? Did you guys forget to upload this a couple of years ago?
Edit: Also, "fast&furry-verse". Nice one, Mike ^^
Was that a bone thugs n harmony reference? "We will see you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads; we will see you at the crossroads so you won't be lonely."
Love how outside xbox can make any crappy game enjoyable 😆
Fast & Furiously forgetting about the graphics while developing the game
Since Andy loves takedowns so much we should do a video of the best games with takedowns (excluding Burnout)
How is this the Fast And Furious that has Sonequa Martin-Green?
She's been so good in so many things but they put her in a game that doesn't even have a ground texture in reflections(14:45)
Andy just singing randomly in the background is great
I didn't know what to expect out of this video, I certainly didn't expect a big ass boulder to become a sentimental hood ornament
I love how Oxbox's videos also feature random culinary commentary.
0:55 To be fair I always preferred Rochambeau to Robespierre. He's much better in the corners.
This game looks like it comes from the imagination of a 6 year old with a box of hot wheels
Fast & Furious: Playable Renault Ad XD
The ending of the first mission made me feel very...seen?
It's an enemy trebuchet flinging these boulders at 300 metres
Have no fear everyone! The King of Crashes and Explosions, and now proud father, Mike "Explosive Duck" Channell has returned!!!
Miiiiiike! He's back!
Mike’s back!
This game is just a malfunctioning holodeck
Jane wasnt truly upset about Sebastian till she learned he was the hunky dreamboat boyfriend
This looks like an early 2000’s era arcade game
my favorite game, Boulder's Gate
Wow the new GTA looks great
"His eyes are filling up with blood" I guess you could say his eyes are BLOODSHOT.
The bad guy looked like a ps2 man blowing kisses
edit: whole game looks like a ps2 game. andy knows
The whole each driver has as a unique special ability seems very class based RPG, and character swapping too.
Last place I would expect it. That and Burnout style takedown shows some cool mechanics for a burnout style racer.
Vin Diesel's rage vision is certainly something.
Thank you for the Bones, Thugs, and Harmony Andy. 😆
Of course there are rocks in the road. It’s in More-rock-o after all.
5:35 - Noo, Sebastian! who will race our child?
Plenty of racers, probably. This area appears to be completely flooded with chumps who can't drive in a straight line.
But with physics like that, who can blame them?
They said “raise” not “race”.
@@JasonZakrajsek I know.
All i thought about during the train part was all you had to do was follow the damn train
Welcome back Mike!! :^)
Welcome back Mike, we missed you 😌
Love all ya guys do.
New theme park ride idea. It's a 4D ride about surgery and at the end of the ride you're missing a kidney
11:15 why is no one calling the boulder who is family now, The Rock?
I could not stop laughing this was hilarious lol
Small fence on the right at 16:24 was in the wrong place at the wrong time
I love how Michelle Rodriguez and Vin Diesel (the literal stars of the franchise) are reading their lines like they're SEDATED BEYOND THE CAPACITY FOR RATIONAL THOUGHT, and the rando fake-characters are acting like they're real, living humans (by comparison at least)😂
So wild idea but hear me out, can we all vote on here that OXBOX do a FULL LETS PLAY of this DISASTROUSLY FUNNY & ENTERTAINING videogame? If not the *whole game,* then just a few more videos? I haven't laughed this hard in a while. We need this rn OX!!
#FAMBLY™ #Likes4Crossroads™ #¼MileataTime #MakeMineCorona™
*Vote 4 Fast&Furriest Let's Plays!*
I wanna see *DOMINIC TORETTO* in his *™* Dodge Charger (Challenger?) or w/e, ramping off a rooftop into a skyscraper while dragging a 10,000 ton Safe like a wrecking ball!!
That tadka dal reference though. 😂
God to have you back Mike
Fun fact: Vin Diesel's middle name is "Two Point Four Litre Astra"
Universal Orlando has it too. Replaced the backlot adventure ride.
This seems to be exactly the game that fast and furious fans deserve.
I totally had to sing Sandstorm alongside y’all!