Horrible Mobile Mom Games
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2020
- Some say I am a horrible mom but am I a Horrible Mobile Mom?
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Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin
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Justinius - เกม
Normal people: “crib”
Kevin, an intellectual: “little jail for small people”
I will now only call cribs jail for small people
we shall only call it that from now on
We used to call my baby brother's playpen the baby cage, because he really didn't want to be in it. XD
I suddenly had a very vivid flashback to my late toddler-hood, when my brother was born. Nothing, and I mean nothing, would stop him from getting out.
@@MicrowavedAlastair5390 and your brother grew up to be El Chapo.
“Awww she’s sleeping” cut to Kevin kicking baby across yard
What's so wrong with that?
If the 100 yard kick doesn't put it to sleep I don't know what will
@@qzeq maybe getting 100 yard kicked into a brick wall
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS you're a mistake
Hey man
Being a mother is so rewarding. Sometimes I just look at my beautiful children and think to myself, "wow you have done."
💀😂
Thank you for that wonderful speech, Greg.
Greg Crosby , What a lovely Mothers name!
Is kicking a baby part of taking care of a kid?
@@the_one_titan3381 i don't know about you guys, but me and my handsome husband play football with the baby!
Kevin has downloaded so much spyware that he can’t be spied on because they’re all competing with each other to hack him
Lmao
“No, *I*’m stealing his identity first. He installed my spyware first. You can steal it next month.”
…and that’s how everybody ended up prisoners in Jim Pickens’ basement. 😂
The ones trying to spy him now are mole people in Jim's walls
Alright, Kevin, stop hinting at it. We know you're pregnant.
Oh God I hope PS1 Hagrid is the (other) father. That child would be magnificent.
but is he... *PREGANANT?!*
@@cvspvr depends... *AM I GREGNANT!?*
@@cvspvr Pregananananananananant?
@@IamaPERSON whee ooh whee ooh DANGER OPS PRANGENT SEX!!!
Kevin: "I'm a great mom."
Also Kevin: Gives up before the child is born because it's taking too long
@@AxxLAfriku what?
@@AxxLAfriku I'm sorry, but what do you mean?
@@roseofindigo7911 Don't feed the troll, it needs to learn to feed itself. It's for it's own good.
@@AxxLAfriku what
@@roseofindigo7911 he's a psychopath that thinks he's the best TH-camr around. Literally no one in this comment section likes him.
Kevin : "Where's the dad here?"
Probably searching for some beans
Beans are the only currency in this world
(Insert clip of ron saying a bean)
@@westallen2383 A BEAN
Dang it you beat me to the joke 😆
Sunday's Beans though!
"Wow, you have done"
Words of encouragement I will never hear
Don't worry, I'm sure you will done some day
Wow, you have done
You have done
Have done
@@EmmettXIV done
Wife: *pregnant*
Husband: H E Y, C A L M D O W N
Wow you have done
“THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE THE ONE” *cant press play*
2k likes without replies
@@EMan-me8om You ruined it.
@@Violet51000 u did too
0:44 I don't even think I'd need to be straight, a woman or a parent to know the last thing you should ever say to your wife in labor is "hey, calm down"
Stop screaming like that, you'll wake de baby!
@@electricspider2267That is so much better.
‘Allow pregnant mom life to access your location?’
Kevin: but why?
They are going to come to your house and impregnate you while you sleep...
Aliens in the sims
Oh god
...AGAIN?!
666 likes
I know what I must do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it
@@johnmarston7606 Hey John, how's your family going?
Kevin: *What could be hard about being a mom?*
(Flashback to him dropkicking a baby)
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS yea no
@@NamariCo good, he's a creep
It was more of a punt
When was that?
@@louisbryant5781 do you mean the part he said that, or the baby part?
*Pregnant mother life wants to know your location*
*Allow or Block?*
*A L L O W*
when shit goes real
*BLÖCK*
r/yeahthisjustisthetruth
Ever since watching this video, my girlfriend and I now have a ridiculous habbit of looking at eachother and saying "wow you have done" during important heartwarming moments
No shit, I was looking at the reviews for mom dream life simulator and saw Kevin's review and thought someone was gallivanting around as Kevin. And then he posts this video.
Kevin: "I am a great mom"
Kevin 5 minutes into the video: *leaves baby to drown*
*flashbacks to Second One*
*was
I wasn't expecting to get a lot of likes lmao
If this is any indictaion of Kevin's parenting skills I'm sure his kids will turn out to be fine...
Fine killers that is.
That’s not fair.
Kevin’s kids wouldn’t live that long
Or slaves for our great leader :)
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS reported
More like bore Ragnarok
@@IamaPERSON reported your report
goes outside sees cars Kevin: i will run into traffic.
old habits die hard it seems.
6:15 ah yes, the three means of cleaning:
Spray, Brush, and *SPONG*
"Who is this little reject that we just have on the couch? We're not giving him any attention"
Is his first name "First Name" by any chance?
fist name
RIP Second One
It’s a knock off “First Name”
I'm pretty sure First Name Pickens died last video
@@KSURMAHEART he's back and its terrifying
Kevin *looks at baby*:"He looks like a demon"
Also kevin:*Creates steve steve steve tanman in wwe 2k20*
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS you're Axxl's alt
Shit Hands was here
Kevin *needs* to guest on monster factory
Don’t you mean, Steve Steve Steve Steve tanman
@@BigKicksMix that is a great idea. He can make creations among the liles of Ja'am
“Ran into traffic, pretty fun”
-CallMeKevin a.k.a. Regina George
*Kevin:* I am a great mom.
*Kevin:* [actively tries to drown his child]
I love how the first game is trying to protect the children from Kevin.
Si I agree
IT KNOWS
You are a member. This is your autogenerated member message.
Kevin: drops the baby
Baby: starts crying
Kevin: drops it again
Baby: stops crying
Kevin: sometimes my genius is, it’s almost frightening
N i c e p f p
Me: Flashbacks to you putting a child in the washing mashine
Yes I remember your skills as a mum
the kid from 7:06 is just t posing to show his authority and dominance
"YES I GET TO GO OUTSIDE!"
Kevin? Are you okay?"
He's fine, Jim's just letting him out of his basement.
@@IamaPERSON oh okay, fair enough
Willow Draws Stuff I’m starting thinking that Kevin is a real prisoner at Jim Pickens basement XD
I cant stop laughing about how excited he was to drive a car lmao
@@missmary1992 He wants vengeance.
The second game named “Sarah” then “Sara” like they didn’t have the care to spell the name the same 😂
Sar
8:54 What the guy who hit Kevin with the car said.
When Kevin’s motherly instincts comes out, no child is safe😵
That Emma Watson mom game was hilarious
With Rose and Hugo 😁
Kevin secretly playing these apps for life advice knowing he might become a mother someday
Who's the *daddy* ?
*iS iT rtGameS?*
Da Ho You Fool!!! It is PS1 Hagrid!!!
@@erronhammesvar5168 oops. Srry kevo has too many bois to keep track of. Forgive me for my mistake (゜^゜)
Thank you Kevin for sacrificing your computer's security so we may witness these works of art.
Don't worry kevin, you're a mother to all of us.
I didn't know Kevin owned an A mother to all of us.
Hence why must of us are so messed up
So that's why im so fucked up?
Kevin is a great mom
The best
Around
The only mum
Badest mama in town.
even better than mama
Nobody:
Virtual Mom Dream Family Happy Mother Sims Life: "Wow, you have done."
Kevin’s going to be an excellent mother one day
Kevin don't let being a mother distract you from the fact that if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you can be entitled to financial compensation
As a pregnant woman, this is teaching me all I need to know 😆
Congrats! Hope all goes smoothly and baby doesn't drop-kick you in the bladder too much.
do you have feet
Ah, congratulations! You're gonna be great!
Wow, you have done.
do pregnant women have legs?
Kevin: I’m walking out on this family
Me: Dad?!
"I'm a great mum"
Repeatedly tells baby 'First name' and 'Second name' to shut up in Sims 4
And let them die 😂
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pickens has been taken away*
Poor Second One.
He doesn't love them enough to name them
Well... not anymore...
I love the idea of Kevin being a Mom channel now.
More like Bore ragnarok
@@ivanamarkotic5398 more like Ring of fire
"I want the Mom to have more gameplay and the Dad to just be dead" - All my ex-wife's friends
As a pregnant man, I am learning so much
Past Kevin might be stupid but Present Kevin is now a single mother of 3
oh boy I can't wait for the sequal to "Mother Simulator 3D Virtual Baby Simulator Happy Family Mom games", called "Farther Simulator 3D Virtual Baby Simulator Runaway from Family Dad games"
“I think I’m just a little chubby and that’s fine”
*me after having two kids smiling in appreciation*
10:01 I never thought I would see a grown man get so excited about driving a car in a mobile mom simulator game
Kevin your upload schedule is so consistent, thank you for giving me something to look foward to every day
I see the title and feel an instant pain that shakes me to my core that kills me instantly
No but in the title :(
wat?
@@ReiDaTecnologia there is no "but" in the title
F
*sees bitlife on the screen*
Good old times, I miss Lightbulb and his other paralleluniverse versions
7:17 she gave up on being in the MoM to be a mom
"jail for small people"
Perfect.
If theres anything I learned from your sims 4 series, it's that you would be an excellent parent.
5:10 THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!! Ily Kevin
"what the hell this game deserves reviews" was so genuine that I had to go back and rewatch it, kevin you are so precious it really confuses me
Day 181 of asking Kevin to play Ace Attorney and have all hell break loose in the courtroom
You and fleixdiepie both are apparently at that number.
"It's a demon child!"
I reckon your parents probably thought that.
I feel like the nonsical reviews on these online games are actually written and posted by Kevin
10:29 I'm amazed that Virtual Mom Deam Family Happy Mother Sims Life got licensing from BMW to use their products in their game. Not even GTA could do that!
when you have no life so you catch the upload 25 seconds after it's been uploaded
Joshorator and you even edit the comment within a minute of posting it
Bruh moment
Saddo gang
Yeah. I was so slow today at 1 minute
Josiff geshd I changed and to so
Day 6 of telling Kevin that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him
4:28 loves how kevin refers to the baby as ''the thing''
The house at 7:00 is ripped from vrchat lol and the broken texture is the basement door full of memes.
Call Me Kevin, the mother of 2 million
Kevins been giving us a lot of mother/father videos i think he's trying to tell us something
Kevin’s*
13:03 he did that in real life too
I love how when Hermione had to escort her kids to the school bus that her daughter was on then right , her son on the left, when she hold their hands they changed place.
It’s magic I tell you 😂
Day 181 of telling Kevin that he’s the best TH-camr on this platform and we all love him
Day 121 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
Day 42 of telling Kevin to sing Timber
Who's Timber by, again?
@@IamaPERSON kesha and pitbull
@@jodimatthews2755 thanks for the reminder
Why are Kevin's eyes not half closed on your profile picture? That's not very authentic.
I've been watching this man since the Jalopy video ( 2017 ) and I'm so feckin' proud. I expected him to get like a 100 000-150 000 Subs at most, but he is over 2 million... Good luck in the future!
6:48 I know that house from VRchat.
hidazip yessss finally lmao I was looking for a comment that said this 😂😂
@@EvieBlossom And I was waiting for someone who gets this comment.
Kevin: I am a good mom.
Also Kevin: *Eats his and RT's child*
Kevin: "And today we're going to prove that I am a good mom."
_Children around the world shudder in terror_
“Childern” ah yes, great quality control
*You’ve know whoever made that game had some balls of steel. Not only they took the likeness of a celebrity for their character, but they added the BMW brand and model to it as well.*
*_Not that it matters much since it hasn’t got much left to live now that their stupidity has been exposed._*
3:17 were just gonna pretend like this didn’t happen
My favourite episode of "How I met your Kevin".
*Return it*
*”Can I just flush the whole baby”*
😂
2:31 this is actually the best explanation of how my Monday feels
1:42 I almost cooked on my donut lmao
5:43 CERELAC
11:40 why did my mind immediately go to the place where I thought that she was microwaving the child
Kevin further cementing himself as best milf.
"Wow you have done!" Is the new Bore: Ragnarok
"Ran into traffic, pretty fun"
Kevin: This is just like the simulations!
In the words of Kevin about this video “WHAT THE FECK?!”
“STOP IT! Why are you crying!?! That is so obnoxious. SHUT UP!”
Lol this is me if I was ever a mom
12:24 Kevin made that man a TH-camr.
3:31 - this is how families work HERE, in Ireland!
Day 30 of telling Kevin he brights up my days and makes me feel happy 💖
“Look at this amazing open world..
*”I’m gonna walk into traffic”* Relatable
“Take me Home, driverless Cars, to the place, I belong. West Virginia, Kevin is momma, take me home, driverless cars”
Kevin is such a good parent idk why the kids have to complain
Kevin: "im a great mom"
*clip of kevin throwing the baby into the wall crushing its skull*
“Repressing them as I played them; real time repressing stuff. Really brings me back to my childhood; I love them all.”
goddammit dude me too
The house in the 7:30 area reminds me of VR chat
Already had a giggle just reading the title remembering Kevin being a mum for the day haha
2:00 "Childern"