•♥• 101 Ways To Annoy Severus Snape •♥•
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- 62. Tell him (anonymously) not to eat the chocolates until he's teaching your class.
video is purely fan made. I do not own the clips or the songs I used, they belong to their rightful owners/companies. No Copyright Infringement intended at all.
*50 points from Gryffindor.*
*For each one.*
+Key Crims0n Then,*50 points to Slytherin.For each one.For doing nothing*
+toadkat9 I'm a Slytherin and I'm gonna do some of these.
I'm Hufflepuff.
Lol
But I am Ravenclaw
My hiding place: On Snapes back
:)
Ron replying to this comment: Mental that one.....
Mental that one
Harry and Ron: oh my goodness, we need to do some of these and git Hermione to do the girlish ones!
Snape: Turn to page 394- and Potter what are you watching?!* watches video.* Detention for the rest of your lives! *mutters.* However long that may be.
Snape walks in on Harry and Ron watching this TH-cam video.
Snape: Ten thousand points from Gryffindor.
January 14th, 2016Alan Rickman passed away RIP SEVERUS SNAPE UGH IM CRYING MY EYES OUT
Be prepared for detention or large number of points lost.
Fred and George did all of these
Call Snape "Professor Snivellus" just to watch him scream "TA TA TA TA TA!!!!"
tenia que ser el harry de gryffindor
HAHA LOL He'll flip out
*50,000 points from Griffindor!* 😂
If you’re a slytherin lol snape be maadd
*_Mental that one....but bloody brilliant all the same_*
How to get yourself avada kedravaed at Hogwarts 101 😂
here is one
If snape asks you what he just said say "Te amo" and hope he don't speak spanish
Be prepared to die if you do any of these.
I....think that......you have a crush on snape
#86 is funny. I also have one: SHAVE HIS HEAD!!
"PROFESSER STOP TOUCHING ME THERE!"
102. Tell Snape to forget Lilly and go out with you then if he does kiss James in front of him.
Well, DO I get a cookie? *idiotic grin*
If I did this to Snape he'll probably just think that I'm insane and send me too an asylum.
I'm gonna do all of these when term starts again!!! He will be so annoyed.
Do you want a hand? Which house are you in? If we're in the same one I'll help
grace tankard In which one are you ?
Queen G let's just say. My enemies surround me
+grace tankard hufflepuff
+grace tankard I'm in a different account
Anyone who can make it to a thousand:I want to meet you in person,please!🙏
this is the song that never ends.lalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalallalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllalalalalalalalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalallalalalallalalalalaaallalalalalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllalalallalalallalalallalalalalallalalalalallalalalal
I love all of the long lost daughter ones! And "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
Sing: "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
Then say: "Yes, it is a love letter from you, listen:"
Read out loud: "Dear Lily..."
Yell at him: "Wait, you CHEATED ON ME!!!"
Slap him and run away crying.
(Make sure to do this when Harry's around, if only to have him stare at Snape so he'll turn an even more interesting color.)
The ones that disliked this video is Snape in different forms
Yep, probably unless you are in Slytherin... Maybe...
Rule 28 is the thing I would never do. The reason why Snape hates Neville so much is that he could've been the other chosen one and with that Lily would still be alive.
i wish i was still at high school to put some of these into practice.....like the one with the bouncy balls, and the "if i get this right, do i get a cookie?" and grin like an idiot one lol brillaint!
love the one with the cursed teddy bear that was so funny I told my friend that one and she burst out laughing
Really funny
100 was one of the best.
All of them were funny as hell!
LMAO the entire time!!
65 1/2: While chanting, "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!"
73. LOL!
omfg I love this is did it to my gorgraphy teach and he knows im joking and played along
If someone did all the 101 things, Snape would probably kill him :(
But Harry would be lyk "YES! Someone Snape hates more than me!" XD
Snape is a very scary man....
He would give us detention for 5909273728 years..
This was hilarious. I hope you do one for 101 ways to annoy Malfoy or 101 ways to anooy Volimort.
Erin
harry:you owe me 200 galleons the hug fliped him out
voldemort:-_-"
Hahaha! Love the Pirates of the Caribbean reference with numbers 65 and 66! xD
omg, dude I loved that! ^_^ that made me laugh SO hard!! you'e great, really.
i narrowed down my favorites(which was hard) to:
3
12
21(i always grin like an idiot)
22(i like hugs)
30
and 94, those were the ones that made me laugh the most! ^_^
thanks for a great video, you just made my day!
pirates of the carribean line...i loved it.....
"i got a jar of dirt. i got a jar of dirt, and guess whats inside it?"
feltonchick6690 ME TOO
OMG! ROFL! This never gets old...YOU ROCK!This is definitely the best of it's kind.
Stupid muggles... Ugh! Five points from... oh wait, you don't have a house! Mwahaha
I tried 6th one on my teacher ,his is a fan too and when i said that he said to go to his cabine after class. When i got there he said to me: "You're a with Lara,for 2 months you will get that letter and when you get it flyyyyyyyy away on a broom!"
I laughed a lot after it. And its cool because he looks like hagrid😂. Best day of my life
this is pure brilliance. Wonderful. You amaze me.
totally awwesum me 2. "Pick me! Pick me!" was hilarious & the 1st 1 i do to any1. which they find wierd but... :P
It means "Tell me, my love. My everything."
This was HILARIOUS!!!! I loved it!!! GREAT JOB!!
I subscribed because of this video
PS another way to piss Snape off:
1# Steal Dumbledore's pensieve and Snape's memory of being bullied by James and Sirius
2# Hold a public viewing of the memory for the entire class/ school (depending on how brave you are and how much you wish to piss Snape off)
3# Tell all the girls to approach Snape at random points during the week and to sweetly ask him, "Professor, would you like me to wash your underpants for you?" (refer to Ch 'Snape's Worst Memory' in OotP).
I honestly about died at 61!!!!! OMG SOMEONE SERIOUSLY SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT IN THE MOVIE AND/OR BOOK!!!!!!
omg i love it!!! pure genius.
OMG! SOOOOOOOO FUNNY! You're missing a few, but this is very classy stuff! Make more vids like this please! I love them all!
Some one else did a vid like this but at the end they had....."Tell snape there is a red headed woman named Lily looking for him" Or something like that.Cruel eh?
If you do any of these, get ready to get an expulsion letter from him and a permanent ban from Hogwarts
tell me, love. my all. guess what is in this jar.
Wait , you`re not snape!
Wow...this was hilarious!!! I was doubling over in laughter!! OMG!! Awesome!
AH PPPPPPPPSSSSHHHHHHHHHH *dies after years of laughing, writing steps 40-101 in blood*
I've got some!
102.A week before the Yule Ball ask Snape to go with you
103. If he says no pretend he said yes and tell everyone about it
105. At the Yule Ball constantly dance close to him
106. By the end of the night cast a temporary sticking charm on yourself and jump into Snape's arms
107. He'll have no choice but to walk out of the Great Hall with you in his arms, moan out loud as you leave
108. The next morning say out loud in front of everyone that he was good in bed last night!
Rule 68 means 'Tell me everything my love" xD
I don't even read HP, but this amused me greatly. Good job. ;)
#61...there are no words.
i really like these videos but i feel so bad because snapes a good guy!
lol although I'd probably be in Slytherin if I went to Hogwarts.
I'd probably confund a first-year, its more fun!
미치겠네 머릿속에서 음성지원+동작지원됰ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I love this and the song Numb.
muggle electronics do not work at Hogwarts. ASK HERMONIE!
grace kelley I
I'm gonna kick myself later but.... what is the list? Or is that just a mystery..
ooc: You just read the list. X3 Don't worry though at first I was like "Wha-wha-what listtt???" but then I realized.
It's a list of 101 ways to get painfully murdered
I don't want to be expelled by trying this
Hagrid won't even leave his job for me to be the game keeper
And what will happen if Snape transfigured me into a horned toad and through me all around his dungeon.
OMG
Sorry throw
Once I started laughing I couldn't stop! Everything just got better and better! xD
also if you don't pay attention and all that and he asks you to repeat say
Yo también te quiero, cariño
2: I would so do that.
12: FUNNEH!
30: I wouldn't be able to resist xD
The whole Song That Never Ends/kiss thing: I would also do that. Minus the drunk thing.
70: And then run. FAST.
78: XD
81-83: ......
101: Best idea ever.
Omg I can't believe this is 13 years ago... Woah..
Give him a list... what list? This is not fair! "Give him a list.." you are cheating us! You little..little..genious!
Lol. Some of these are funneh. :D
The "sexual" ones are the funniest, really. ;D Mwaha.
The end about the being the "long lost daughter" though kind of ruins it though because then all the sexual ones wouldn't apply. :D
Aha. And he'd probably would have already killed you before you could even reach 50 on this list. XDDD
48 is my favorite XD
But these are all f-ing hilarious!!
devilzlilgrl-
"Tell me, my love, my whole."
That's ... mean? Akward? A dream come true? Funny? ....We'll go with all of the above! ^.^
My fav part was from 47-50.
LoL thx for making this^^
97 I will not keep my head out of the gutters
THE TAMPON OMFG!
Tell me my love. my all. is what 68 Translates to
I love the next one: prey he doesn't speak Spanish 😂😂
lol I agree'
What does that mean
+Dog〉cats Not sure about professor Snape but I think the actor who plays him does speak Spanish so you'd be screwed with that one hahahaha
DragonMother7 lol
had to Google translate the words in 68, lol they are funny
What does it mean?
Really funny. Bit random but glad you included the WT song x.
it means 'Tell me my love, My everything'
a thing you cannot do is introduce hermione to family guy,american dad,robot chicken,and Saturday night live also know as SNL and you cant tell hermione to say stuff from those shows
OMG 65 AND 66 ARE FROM PIRATES OF THE CARABBEAN
Thank-you so much
*comes back to life* lol i have more lives then that mr no nose
HILARIOUS
you should write a 2nd one of these and send it 2 me
YOU MISSED ONE XD
102: bring a tv in his office and watch dora untill he kisses you xD
3:07 # my favorite song ever ! !!!!!!!
101 give him a positive pregnancy test and say its his kid and walk away
The song's name is 'Grace Kelly' by Mika
The last one should have been... The one you've finally been waiting for........101.Snog him...
I love 101 tawesomeness
HAHAHAHAHA!!! loved it!!! :D
MADE MY DAY
5:36 me*walks up to voldemort* i've got a jar of dirt i've got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it!
voldemort: what
me: your nose!
XD I'd do most of these things, I suppose I'm a hopeless fangirl.
You own at life XD
caught in the undertone, just caught in the undertone?
Why are these extremely old videos being recommended to me now lol not that I'm complaining
I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH OMG MIKA I THINK I WILL DIE NOW OMG YESSSSSSS