I have ovarian cancer and any chic with ovarian cancer will tell you shit is just never the same. All the pain drugs in the world do not make up for this shit, but dude, you kept me and my sister laughing our asses off even when we were puking and shitting like we had the black plague--which incidentally is way better because they cured that! Man, my sister is still laughing wherever she's at and has kick ass seats! Nothing but love, man! Thank you!
When he was talking about freckles and the audience was so silent you could hear the echo of his voice like it was a fucking TedTalk, that was my favorite part
The part about how guys need to just shut up and let her talk is spot on. Nothing is a quicker turnoff to women than a guy who talks too much or one who just talks about himself.
@@blaineedwards8078 every 2 minutes a girl talks about herself you should talk about yourself for 15 seconds or less and only as a way to ask them another question about themselves
I had the privilege to see him when he came to my city. I got to sit front row and watch a master work! I can honestly say i have never laughed so hard before at any show in my life. I was instantly a fan if his for life within 3 minutes of hearing him for the first time. He will always be one of the greatest comedians of all times! Still have the shirt he signed for me. He wrote "we went cuba diving"
The thing that gets me about this man, is how much the comedy world loved him! SO many Comedians speak on how genuine and great this man was to others. His comedy is top notch, he was an upcoming absolute LEGEND! RIP Ralphie the comedy world sure could use you during this tme.
@@josephbennett6113 It might sound weird but the best thing you could do is imagine she's ugly. The last resort is using porn to desensitize yourself to a certain point that you're still aroused in reality but less-so, then use imagination to push yourself over the edge.
I love being a woman who doesn't argue with compliments. I take them to heart and I'm grateful for them and I keep them in my mind for a rainy day❤️🔥listen and learn girls!
I still miss my man Ralphie May. He was a genius comic. I watch all his specials over & over again, & laugh just as hard, if not harder than when I first heard them. Ralphie May, you were a diamond, love you man, RIP
Ma favourite comedian, no matter how many times I watch him, still makes me laugh everytime..wish could have met the legend. R.I.P .. I love cats too 😹
i hate summer when they turn up. there is no light smattering its like splotch. nice this fellow likes a light sprinkling cos thats not how melanin works lol
@@carlz28 idk if Ralphie shit on you at a show or what, but you commenting everywhere about how bad you think he was doesnt make you seem any smarter than anyone else. You probably troll Larry the cable guy fans too.
@@2012Z28Camaro he mad cuz he's still paying off his student loans for the college degree he received and is pretty much useless because only fast food places will hire him. The type of guy that thinks educated people are intelligent. I would be curious as to who he thinks is funny.
Ralphie channeled the perfect amount of the great George Carlin in his stand up. Combine that with great delivery, and you have here one of the all time greats. Rest in Peace, big guy.
I just got put on to Ralphie and I'm sad to hear he's passed away. This guy literally handed me my next line whenever I meet a girl with freckles lol RIP King, thank you for the insight and the laughter ❤️
No lie I legit got chills when he described "the pimp move", "like a night without stars" if a man said that to me it doesn't matter what he looks like, I would blush! 😊 That's so sweet! 🥰
@@carlz28 you may just be incompetent. His comedy is the truth of his reality, which many relate to. Being funny may be subjective but you’re definitely in the minority. No respect, no respect at all.
I laughed sooooop hard. Really gave off a John Candy vibe with his outfit, another legend gone too soon. Hope you're both enjoying a drink & laugh up there. RIP big fellas.
That's not the worst thing that could happen, the best lookin girl in the bar could be best friends with the worst lookin girl in the bar, and then you ain't gettin nothing. Once one friend turns you down, the rest are sure to follow. RIP Ralphie, you were one of the best and we miss your wit and humor.
I Bet Heaven Is A Funny Place!! Ralphie May, Bernie Mac, John Witherspoon, Charlie Murphy, Redd Foxx, Jerry Clower & Robin Williams!! That's Quite The Lineup!!
Sitting in Delight, Arkansas 4yrs after his death. Miss ya big guy. Bet you gots the good lord crying for you to stop. You made many people smile and laugh. Thanks dude!!!
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Rest in peace you funny bastard, Ralphie. Truly one of a kind comedian.
He died??
@@TacitZero ya back in 2017
@@tuckemon damn, and I just started getting him recommended to me, thats sucks
@@TacitZero I didn't know either
How did he die??
This is what someone with maxed out charisma truly looks like.
Plus maxed out body type.
100%
And calories
Charismatic? Umm no. Thanks for the laugh though.
One of the many things I have learned while being married, is that women don’t dress up for men, they dress up to impress other women.
“let the market set the price “…. Pure gold!
Dude was intelligent...that’s why he’s able to capture so many with his stories. The humor was the extra
Facts👌💯
Wasnt intelligent enough to work on his obesity so he didn't die at 45 sadly.
He ate himself to death? That’s intelligent?
@@robertcarpenter1615 Not exactly it was because he got pneumonia
@@robertcarpenter1615 That says nothing.
I have ovarian cancer and any chic with ovarian cancer will tell you shit is just never the same. All the pain drugs in the world do not make up for this shit, but dude, you kept me and my sister laughing our asses off even when we were puking and shitting like we had the black plague--which incidentally is way better because they cured that! Man, my sister is still laughing wherever she's at and has kick ass seats! Nothing but love, man! Thank you!
hope y’all are doing okay!
@@shaboingboing1 tell me you don't read carefully without telling me you don't read carefully. Yikes!
@@mikey92362 oh wow my mistake, rest easy sis
❤jus liv ur lyfe sweetie theirs good men & ppl out ther
❤😢 hope you get better. Prayers
Always come back to Ralphie may when I need a laugh in my life.
Preach !!!!
When he was talking about freckles and the audience was so silent you could hear the echo of his voice like it was a fucking TedTalk, that was my favorite part
TED TALK!! My man!! Hahaha
He's got such a stage presence. Never watched his stand up but I'm pleasantly suprised that he was a through and through natural. RIP big man
This guy sold golden information for the price of a stand-up comedy show!
I'm saying!
Many GOAT's did, take George Carlin for example...or Patrice O'Neal...
@@galadballcrusher8182why do the best comedians die early man
My boy was smooth as silk
Nah my man silk wishes it was half as smooth as ralphie 👌
The part about how guys need to just shut up and let her talk is spot on. Nothing is a quicker turnoff to women than a guy who talks too much or one who just talks about himself.
Smooth as silk. I like that.
@@blaineedwards8078 every 2 minutes a girl talks about herself you should talk about yourself for 15 seconds or less and only as a way to ask them another question about themselves
Hell yeah !!!! No cap this boy be killin. So true . Fearless. 313
“Like a night without stars.” The whole audience felt that one hahaha
I had the privilege to see him when he came to my city. I got to sit front row and watch a master work! I can honestly say i have never laughed so hard before at any show in my life. I was instantly a fan if his for life within 3 minutes of hearing him for the first time. He will always be one of the greatest comedians of all times!
Still have the shirt he signed for me. He wrote "we went cuba diving"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Rest in paradise King we miss you
He was such an amazing comedian, Absolutely hilarious 🙌♥️👏🙏😇🎤
Amazing comedian and very kind soul.
He passed away?
Rip to him but his stand up sucks
@@B-max. yeah he died
Barely knew him for twelve minutes but he's been gone for four years?
Wtf TH-cam, what took you so long?
Rest in peace...
Watch everything ralphie may you can absolute legend and great guy
"A women without freckles is like a night without stars!"
That one made even my knees weak, holy shit! :D
This dude NEVER fails to make me laugh.
Simple minds are easily amused. He wasn’t funny beyond a 3rd grade education. Incoherent babble.
@@carlz28 “incoherent babble” youre just wrong there, do you know what those words mean?
@@heroicsquirrel3195 no. Teach me O’great one!
@@carlz28 okay Mr. intellectual, even simpler minds go to comedy videos just to insult people who like the comedy
@@zacharylacore2905 that’s cute. I remember when I had my first beer.
This dude is smooth as butter ant witty as a fox
And big as a truck 😂😂😂😂 RIP the great Ralphie May
The thing that gets me about this man, is how much the comedy world loved him! SO many Comedians speak on how genuine and great this man was to others. His comedy is top notch, he was an upcoming absolute LEGEND! RIP Ralphie the comedy world sure could use you during this tme.
For a fat guy I should be in the hall of fame
Yes he should
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8:47 possibly the smoothest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I saw him live and laughed so hard. Then afterward he came out and took pictures and signed autographs. He was such a sweetheart
"is that last years eye shadow" omfg i just spit my turcky pot pie out lol
NIIICE 😆
My heart is STILL broken over Ralphie! Incredible comedian...
Ralphie knew more about chics than all of us combined 😂
He never explained how we are suppose to last 20 minutes though. 😂
@@josephbennett6113 It might sound weird but the best thing you could do is imagine she's ugly. The last resort is using porn to desensitize yourself to a certain point that you're still aroused in reality but less-so, then use imagination to push yourself over the edge.
@@158-i6z so I should picture her as Ralphie
He ain't lying though... Hilarious yes, but his method actually does work
Just taking a few notes from this video and you’ll be ahead of the rest by far💕
Saw him live in Laughlin in 2013. Got pics with him backstage. Nice guy. Funny as hell!
That was the smoothest pick up line in history!!!
We miss you Ralphie. Definitely a favorite. Great human in general
“You have taken the stone from my hand Grasshopper”. It was lines like this that made RM great.
I love being a woman who doesn't argue with compliments. I take them to heart and I'm grateful for them and I keep them in my mind for a rainy day❤️🔥listen and learn girls!
RIP. Someone I would have loved to see live and smoke with.
"I think a woman without freckles is like a night without stars."
Damn, I don't even have freckles and this shit got me blushin'
We lost him too soon , this man was a genius Nothing Gay but I love this guy!!!!!
Ralphie May was one of the best. Miss him.
I just found him and had no idea he had passed. He was a great comedian! So happy to be able to see these videos
I still miss my man Ralphie May. He was a genius comic. I watch all his specials over & over again, & laugh just as hard, if not harder than when I first heard them.
Ralphie May, you were a diamond, love you man, RIP
Hi Kimberly! How’re you doing?
Rest in peace ralphie, we miss ya man. I hope you're keeping all those angels laughing up there bro!
Ma favourite comedian, no matter how many times I watch him, still makes me laugh everytime..wish could have met the legend. R.I.P .. I love cats too 😹
"Let it marinate in that bullshit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolute gold lmao
I think a woman without freckles is like a night without stars.
i hate summer when they turn up. there is no light smattering its like splotch. nice this fellow likes a light sprinkling cos thats not how melanin works lol
I genuinely might use this one day.
😑😑
Word.
👍
When he said that shit about freckles and the sky I was like damn he smooth LOL
That shit would've got me in bed 😂 ralphie was smooth af, R.I.P man, he in heaven smooth talking Angels now 😪
Shit that might have even got me into bed if he tried it.
omg saaaameeee
@sleepinghermit7778 he was the rizzler before the term rizzler was invented.
Damn that shit was smooth
Who the hell is managing this channel?
You’re a real MVP
JEWS🤣
And to think my mom told me I'd amount to nothing.
Bartoszek90 I wish you were wrong😢
@@TheRealRalphieMay you amounted to nothing. Except a huge bill at the funeral parlor. Jokes on you! Ahhhhhhhhahahahaaa!
@@carlz28 do you just comment on here for attention?
Miss Ralphy so much there's not another comedian that comes close these days RIP brother 💔
A comedic genius. Sucks so Fkn hard that Ralphie’s gone. The greats always go too young. Dude should’ve been a billionaire
He was overlooked for sure, hard working comic with a solid career, just never really managed to get over like he should have.
Never made it because he wasn’t funny. Making dumb people laugh is hardly a “gift”.
@@carlz28 idk if Ralphie shit on you at a show or what, but you commenting everywhere about how bad you think he was doesnt make you seem any smarter than anyone else.
You probably troll Larry the cable guy fans too.
@@2012Z28Camaro he mad cuz he's still paying off his student loans for the college degree he received and is pretty much useless because only fast food places will hire him. The type of guy that thinks educated people are intelligent. I would be curious as to who he thinks is funny.
He was only a millionaire. He died rich.
I wish every person alive was allowed to donate a minute out of his or her life span towards his. We lost a gem
That was smooth, but so right. Dude. If only.
Then he'd be immortal. Like the movie "In Time"
That equals out to be around 13,000 years or so lol.
I'd donate a whole month if there weren't enough people giving minutes.
If he'd taken better care of himself he'd still be here...
I love how he could make fun of everyone and people just laughed
He was one of the best comedians I have ever listened to loved his act my sympathy to his family he will be missed
Damn! That's brilliance there... Just imagine how much better he'd be if he were still around today! Gone far too soon... Great singing voice also.
I remember watching this on CC almost a decade ago now!! We miss you Ralphie!! I think this and your gay wedding guest story is my favorite!!
The make-up thing is absolutely true.. I got 3 daughters and everyone went through the heavy make-up phase
I have a niece, she only just turned 8 and holy shit my sis is gonna have her hands full before long
Ugly daughters. That’s what happens.
honestly the craziest part is make up looks good from a distance but up close it always looks worse than just natural skin
C H you’ve been talking shit about Ralphie but you didn’t have to insult this mans kids. Grow up
Im definitely gonna steal that “night without stars” line😂 RIP to the legend 🔥
Ralphie channeled the perfect amount of the great George Carlin in his stand up. Combine that with great delivery, and you have here one of the all time greats. Rest in Peace, big guy.
With a dash of black humor
George got way too political later in life.
Ralphie is way better than George
Dude was full of golden advice!! And funny as hell, too! RIP, Big Man!!
Blessed to see him live before his passing fawking hilarious! 👑
Thanks for posting all these videos!! Ralphie makes my days better! 💯
Died young
Our pleasure!
Ralphie May can you still buy his fat baby barbecue sauce?
We’re working on bringing it back because people regularly ask for it.
@@TheRealRalphieMay Hell yeah please let me know I'd love to buy some!
Damn shame we lost him so early. In my opinion, he is probably one of, if not THEE BEST comedian ever. Just my opinion.
This man had so much natural, raw talent! 😌 Shame he left us so soon. RIP bro!
This was the funniest man of that generation
Aw man, I miss Ralphie. He was such a great and lovable comedian.
I just got put on to Ralphie and I'm sad to hear he's passed away. This guy literally handed me my next line whenever I meet a girl with freckles lol RIP King, thank you for the insight and the laughter ❤️
Did it work?
No lie I legit got chills when he described "the pimp move", "like a night without stars" if a man said that to me it doesn't matter what he looks like, I would blush! 😊 That's so sweet! 🥰
Why is Ralphie wearing Patrice O'Neal's coat and hat?
The apparel of the great
Classless incoherent comedy. Classless wardrobe. Don’t pretend you’re surprised.
@@carlz28 you may just be incompetent. His comedy is the truth of his reality, which many relate to. Being funny may be subjective but you’re definitely in the minority. No respect, no respect at all.
@@joelmangum4605 nope. You’re definitely in the minority. Trying to justify his alleged greatness doesn’t make it true. Get off your high horse.
@@aawone take your meds and everything will be okay.
I laughed sooooop hard. Really gave off a John Candy vibe with his outfit, another legend gone too soon. Hope you're both enjoying a drink & laugh up there. RIP big fellas.
I'm so with Ralphie on the freckles😍
I always forget just how good Ralphie's impressions are. God damn.
Women wear makeup because of other women, they are competing with each other.
Yeah some people know; he was just making a point
Not really. We look better with makeup. It’s not that deep, bruh.
@@saraspivey1129 Honestly, I don't even wear makeup outside my house, I just wear it for fun and occasionally social media.
@@saraspivey1129 no you don't.
@@saraspivey1129 no you dont makeup is a joke.
Comedy , Intelligence and feeling. I come from Germany and only improved my English because of him. He was / is one of the best Comedians worldwide.
So now we have a country sounding German. You would have been in his skit lol.
No matter how many times i watch Ralphie it breaks my heart every damn time that he’s gone, such a loss
Ralphie May need to be nominated for Playa of the damn year! my boy got game 😆
I miss Ralphie. Dude was one of the funniest people on the planet. Comedy will never be the same.
Omg I miss him. He still cracks me up
"Every woman wants to have a great conversation. None of them wants to hear what you've got to say."
Once every now and then some one special comes around for a while lights us up and then leaves. R.I.P Ralphie 🙏
A man who's heart was literally as big as he was.... Will be greatly missed
The 🌎 could use you right now💯💯💯RIP Legend🙏🏼🙏🏼💙
Yes Ralphie! I'll never 4get your stand up in Toronto. You loved my freckles,made me laugh, you were awesome✊🏼✌🏼❤
Oooh you're the girl who made him blow up our cover 😂
smooth operator from Ralphie?? wooooow fuck yeah dude! can't believe I missed this clip!
Patrice looked really pale in his final year.
Damn bro🤣
I'm speechless! what a master ! I sure melted ! Funny suave and gone to soon ! May your family find comfort in your absence !!
Abort the mission guys....our cover has just been blown. Thanks a lot ralphie
Watch you comedy over and over again. Legend with such an amazing future gone to early!
The janitors were mopping the shit out of that floor after this performance..
R.i.p the goat man what a fuckin legend I wish I could've went to a show😭
this legend literally seduced the entire room all at once
R.I.P. Ralphie, what a talented comic! I love when he sings in shows
That's not the worst thing that could happen, the best lookin girl in the bar could be best friends with the worst lookin girl in the bar, and then you ain't gettin nothing. Once one friend turns you down, the rest are sure to follow.
RIP Ralphie, you were one of the best and we miss your wit and humor.
RIP big ralph!!!! You will always be a fucking legend in comedy and have the respect and love from all that enjoyed your presence. Till the next time.
I don't even have freckles and this shit gave me goosebumps just wishing someone said that to me. 🤣🤣
Same lolll
Any Ralphie May clip/show/special is a guaranteed laugh for me
Thank you for pointing this out! We don't need makeup, we need to show our true selves :)
Seen him live 4 times. Funny as hell. Miss ya dearly bro the world was a better place with you in it.
Rest in Love King Ralph 💜🙋
Heaven got spoiled with this guy!
Thanks for continuing to upload content of Ralphie. Really enjoy it
Glad you enjoy it! We're continuing to go through his old stuff and will have some never before seen clips as well.
@@TheRealRalphieMay awesome. Definitely excited to see those clips
Ralphie May Awesome! Can’t wait!
Please stop. My video feed was great until this trash content started showing up and ruining it.
@@TheRealRalphieMay can't wait!!
So much truth..... and hilarity, Ralphie's comedy resonates with such a vast audience. Its 2023 and I am still watching, loving his sets.
I Bet Heaven Is A Funny Place!! Ralphie May, Bernie Mac, John Witherspoon, Charlie Murphy, Redd Foxx, Jerry Clower & Robin Williams!! That's Quite The Lineup!!
Sitting in Delight, Arkansas 4yrs after his death. Miss ya big guy. Bet you gots the good lord crying for you to stop. You made many people smile and laugh. Thanks dude!!!
I just learned more about how to pick up women in this one clip than anything else in my entire life
Thanks Ralphie you still putting us up on game RIP RM