Watch Dogs 2 - Funniest Story Cutscenes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ม.ค. 2017
- Footage taken from here • WATCH DOGS 2 All Cutsc...
I was gonna use my own footage, but my graphics aren’t great so my footage stutters.
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Moments not featured here:
- Sitara and Marcus discussing chibi stickers
- Ray kissing Josh
- Minor dialogue
- Minor side mission dialogue, DLC, and talking to dogs - เกม
Josh discovering "cornhole" was adorable
"Wait, you used cornhole as a verb, that doesn't make sense in the context..."
*Slowly Grins*
Annie Dzeko Ikr, autism is great right?
Why did my comment sound like I was being a dick?
yes, yes it was.
@@straightmalecaucasian1453 ahagahhahaha, oh lord, you're amazing. Sorry that sounded exactly like a line from another game
Wrench is hilarious, Sitara is gorgeous, T-Bone is sick of everyone's shit, Josh is adorable, and Marcus is just amazing.
The perfect family
And Horatio is dead.
@@KardyVFX F
yes.
Horatio *was* chill
the 1st game was dark and serious which got you attached to characters 2nd game had a funny quirky happy feeling which got you attached to characters
Wonder what the 3rd game gonna be?
Alex Chheng a romantic game would be hilariously good
Don’t forget the Aiden Pearce Easter egg in the second that reminded you of the first game
Point is, Ubisoft never let me down on her games except for maybe assassin's creed but that's AFTER unity
@@victorydance6439 his?
8:30 Southern Voice had me dying
He is creepy
Juelz Greer ur creepy
I love Marcus :3
*"I'm in Your House Fucking up your shit"*
"Uhhhh, get your hands off my shiet!"
6:27 marcus' reaction .. priceless lmao
I love Marcus
Bulldozer porn 😂😂😂😂😂
He knew ray was onto him
He was like WTH???
"The, What?"
"I'm just walking my cat.. ARGH!" - Wrench
Did he ever get his cat back, though?
Good question
did wrench get his cat back yet
''no fuck that dude, those fuckers killed the crocodile hunter'' - wrench
“we’re watching the trailer shut the fuck up” wrench
2:56 Notice how Josh is holding a soda can while everyone else has beer. The details make this game even more immersive like holy hell
I find it cute tho. Hes like the little brother of the group
Yeah this game nailed it on the characters. I wish the overall story was as good, though.
Everyone is so protective of josh
Also an autistic. Yeah, depending on the person, we don't enjoy alcohol as much as most people out there ^^'
So yeah, soda tends to be a popular choice lol
@@kimmyera174 Care for a Pepsi/Coke? ^^
if they make a watch dogs 3 they better bring wrench back
Frontline Productions ikr
AND JOSH.
Nizhoni Nochez
And JORDI
And sitara
And Aiden
11:18
“This container is nicer then my last apartment.”
“Welcome to America.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
(2014 watch dogs flashbacks)
That’s cool Ubisoft is making a reference to the hideouts in WD 1
But can’t live in it.
I think this is adine s hide out because isn't it a considnce that it's next the human smugglers operation
Welcome to Brasil
9:10 Wrench: "I'm just walking my cat" lol
XD
Its great
Then he kicked it.
theres a lot of character this time around, everyones a cutie in dedsec
maybe not
MistaZiggy not the lady Romana
MistaZiggy Miranda? hell no
MistaZiggy Horatio=cute
Josh=adorable
Marcus=hot
Wrench=cuteee
Sitara=hot
Not Wrench under his mask XD. But I must admit, I like Marcus more than Aiden.
"They're fucking fake."
I don't know, but Marcus' VA managed to capture both the complete disappointment and the sheer "I'm done with this bullshit" Marcus was feeling at that specific moment.
I want Wrench's mask so bad!
Blubehriluv ikr
Blubehriluv same
same
XD RIP
You'd rather see Wrench
You forgot Wrench’s best line
“I came, I saw, I blew shit up, I came again”
"Are ya ready kids?!"
"Aye aye captain!"
"I can't hear you?!"
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!"
2:26
And then the captain loses his job
and he sends murderers robots and spiders after us
And then he went on a murderous rampage. And went to prison for lifetime. And having a chance of execution
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH who lives in a pineapple under the sea
XD
"Stingrays would be cool."
"Oh no. Fuck that dude. Those fuckers killed the crocodile hunter."
Lmao xD
maya summers Praised be.. Sweet crocodile hunting Prince.
I'm gonna get another drink lol
Even more fun fact: Its a real p e r s o n that actually got killed in irl. Search it up.
@@mubassirzaman7202 yeah, Steve Irwin
@@mubassirzaman7202 ...that's kinda the point
Wrench: The Comedian One of the Group
Josh: The Adorable One of the Group
Sitara: The Painter of the Group
Horatio: The Respectable One of the Group
Marcus: The Legend of the Group
Ray The Father of the Group
Aiden: The God of the Group
@@Tree-Of-Might kinda more like Marcus’s inspiration
@@supergamingclips1 Aiden Pearce ain't nowhere like Marcus, Aidens undefeatable.
@@Tree-Of-Might nah I ment that’s who Marcus wants to be like aiden pierce
Marcus- I'm scared bro
Horatio- Why's that?
Marcus- *Don't nobody look like us man!*
What you call black surrounded by thousands white man?
What?
Mr. President 😂
the see us to black man together they'll think where plotting 😂
@@badreedinedjellali1328 we are plotting
@@RaikanGinro rest in peace Horatio
This game is so underrated
Tate Mushroom agreed
Just because it’s Ubisoft people are going to believe the game is going to be crap.
Yet, everybody was excited for BF1 but it was EA.
Sure, not just because it’s EA the game should get hate, but it’s so unfair.
😭😭😭 true
Well people were disappointed with the first watchdogs and didn’t want to make the same mistake with Watch Dogs 2 even though it is a great game that improved on the lawt
And hipsters ruin it
7:26 “hey Becky”
69 likes
9:46 Siatara sounds like leafy for a sec
10:45 Imagine them if they were at the age of 12. Marcus is just hacking the school Wi-Fi and dedsec cheers on him
this deserves more likes
Well...I'm 12 and I fucking want to hack the school's Wi-Fi!
Yo, that is a fucking cool idea!
you know thats basically imposible right?
it is possible
@@yungnacho145 I tried this... Actually a dumb classmate found me with a friend trying to do it...
I was bad XD
1:38 Racist car xD
Seth_Raven What? Bitch I'm Black And I'm Proud
Not to you btw
Lol
GO SPEED RACIST GO!
カタルシスRxse I have no reference for "black".
"I have no references for "Black" "
The interactions between Marcus and every other character in this game feels so nice considering you feel as if you have an actual friendship with these guys
as someone with like 0 irl interaction i wholeheartedly agree with this. i had great time playing this game
15:36 He referenced one of the songs in the game I love Marcus
I love Marcus want him back in watch dogs legion 🥲
@@zmenaczzz3165 yes he's there but no
@@timannguyen2656 unfortunately only sound but hey at least he's there
@@naforous7651 maybe he is next dlc, who knows, mayber there will be a crossover dlc, if that happens then i'm proud to be a fan of watchdogs
and there was also a far cry blood dragon this game is sure everywhere
“I can’t stand that motherfu-
Hey Becky!”
Gentleman.
I did not hit her i did naaat
oh, hi Mark!
7:25
7:02
"Aye man, they see two of us together, they gonna think we're plotting."
"We are plotting!"
this is one of the only video games that i enjoyed every second of the story, i love this game
madeofmemes136 the only fun thing about the first game was continually vaulting over my nieces grave.
Simon Hinori ikr
@Rycyoung Me too :3
@@abbycarvide723 What the actual fuck!? LMAO
The way Marcus says “where’s my phone” makes me piss myself laughing!
Yeah😂
2:52 look at that far cry 3 blood dragon title
I mean, it's a thing you find in almost every ubisoft game
@@deply6446 there is also a wiz billboard in Miami in the crew 2
I found a watch dogs 2 shirt in far cry 5
3:12 probably the funniest one 🤣
Steve Irwin reference lol
"It's going to catch on fire!"
'How do you know?'
"It can't NOT set on fire."
6:37 Marcus act's exactly like my mum
*lol*
Lmao 😂
Everyone’s grandma
Y'know, I honestly forgot how much I miss these guys. Glad we got to see Wrench and some of Marcus in Legion. Too bad we couldn't have a complete reunion.
I guess that really DOES work out in the end- but it was pretty nostalgic.
I played a bit of WD2, and I LOVE the characters.
4:33 "A'ight keep your chin up. PEACE!" when I see this I gotta giggle!
4:32 his face looks so hilarious😂
Bro rly said 😐✌️
“Sledgehammers and fire... NO! Sledgehammers ON fire.”
11:17 the best line ever
11:17 best clip
Mnyeah
The Hipster Dick conversation was probably the best conversation in all of Gaming!
XXPOOKYLEXX no the pet talk with wrench
Ahhh....I'm surrounded by children"
@@assassinscreedreallifepran1080 Alright, alright guys. We’ve upset Pops over here.
"I was uncircumcised before it was cool."
3:07 dieing of laughter
4:53 #whenihave"Friends"
"I mean I'm so glad to be in a part of-- NO NO NO!, THEY ARE F***ING *FAKE* " this comment should have more likes 😂👌
So god damn true
Marcus"Hey we cant stand so close to each other they gonna think we planing" Horatio"We are planing"Lmfao
5:59
Dragon:whats your name
Im josh
Sitara
Horatio
Wrench
Marcus
My name's Jeff
Rex Lim Jin Ming lol😂
*distant retching*
I’m Ray!
I m RaY
6:07 ‘d shadow legends, the new best RPG game you’ll ever find!
6:30 Marcus’s face made me rewind over and over
Lol
"I'm just walking my CAT!! ARGHH!!"
"I'm just walking my cat!"
-Wrench
How to blend in:
“I’am just walking my cat!”
Nobody:
Me: *feels bad when Junior (Wrench’s robot) explodes*
3:31 me when I join a call late
"Let the cornholing begin"
"You heard the man"
Hell ya I did
"BiTcH iM bLaCk AnD iM pRoUd"
-Marcus 2016
:')
The first time I heard Lenni's rant at 7:57, I just about fell out of my chair laughing, that's some of the best Tourette's I have heard in a while lol
"Don't make me the guy that kicks puppys" -wrench
Looks like they did better the second time around
Owen Buckingham yeah, I actually know their names xD
That is true
Owen Buckingham *worse
Pepsia Gaming stfu
steve exe ru shut up
Marcus “ You know you got a weird relationship with technology, right?”
Wrench “It’s ok he didn’t mean it.” This had me rolling
12:27 To be honest, “rocks, scissors, dynamites ” makes a lot of sense: dynamite blows up rock, rock smashes scissors, scissors cuts off the fuse of the dynamite.
Makes a lot more sense then paper wraps around rock.
2:01 *Starts to gain flashbacks from failing that mission several times*
Not to great at time trails huh? Me too
@@supergamingclips1 aye
I loved every scene when Horacio and Marcus were in Nudle "ok, neato" 😂
AI : your face is too dark for my sensors to read
Marcus : bitch. I'm black and I'm proud
I'm laughed instantly 😂
😂😂😂 yeah thay part got me 😂
4:51 too 5:00 had me dying😂😅🤣😅😂😂😅🤣😅😂😂🤣🤣😂
"they see two of us together they gon think we plottin' "
"we *are* plottin' "
Sure this wasn't game of the year material, but I had a blast playing this. The nerdy references and banter between characters was awesome.
I'm hyped for Legion
i'm not sure to be happy or sad that in the german dub they replaced "cornholing" with "fisting". lovely compliation tho!!
some of the funniest stuff:
2:00 close your eyes and imagine the following thing: dedsec is visiting a lake to chill out a little. Wrench starts swimming around and says this😂 really, the voice sounds soooooo gay (even though it's just a stereotype) also, Marcus' reaction to it😂
5:41 NICE OUTFIT, DUDE!
9:23 AHHHH YEAH, dick jokes are great...
10:45 I love how Sitara's voice sounds here, so weird...
btw, I've just noticed how bromantic the relationship between Marcus and Wrench is.
nonconformist 234 no comprise cutscene where wrench just hugs Marcus for a uncomfortably long time was just great
It’s more of a close friend relationship
nonconformist 234 2:00 THIS YT COMMENT IS IGN 9/10. I LOVE THIS COMMENT.
nonconformist 234 NO SHIPS
I died when I closed my eyes at 2:00 😂😂😂😂
I've replayed this game three times, with the experience of DLCs, but I'm somehow shocked that Josh cussed
Basically anything with wrench
Blippy same
'This ain't your mommas smart car.'
It poisoned me
aw you forgot the sex bot and the "I named it pokey"
11:40 Man, that line is just so much more better and funnier when you include Wrench's "And some say that shaft has been a bad mother"
5:45 uhhhh wrench are you OK?
Come on Marcus, jump in baby, the water is fiiine!
Josh is the best.
I love the diversity in him.
I still absolutely love this game, all the characters are amazingly written
8:25 "I'm in your house fuckin up your shit🥴"
*IM JUST WALKING MY CAT!… ARGH!!*
It's so unexpected it's hilarious 14:20
XBeastModeFTW “You look like you shat the bed.”
5:42
Omg wrench is *T H I C C* OwO
Looolll😂😂😂
He looks thicker than sitara , life is just unfair
Marcus: hey man If they see two of us together they’ll think we’re plotting.
Horatio: WE ARE PLOTTING
Santa in 2018 13:40
sev ency “Ho Ho Ho, Merry fuckin’ Christmas.”
2020*🙃
2021*
Most lively light hearted realistic game I've ever played!!
I want Watch Dogs 3, I really enjoyed 2, they are going in the right fucking way, thank you Ubisoft!Been playing for months and the game is still fun to me, haters gonna hate, for me the first game was way too serious, dark and just not cool, 2 is something that really improved and they listened to our feedback, the game is with lower sales because we all know 1 was downgraded but if people get it they will think that 2 aint shit ;)
Serena Melody fuck it have everyone come back
Pirania Piraniov the second game looked nice and played well, but the story is really bad compared to the first.
Steven Legerme Omg I think so too. The gameplay is better in WD2 but Aiden is so much better than Marcus. And after experiencing the story of WD2 I started to like the story in the first game more
They need to get a darker story as it fits watch dogs
SquidlyTV Ifkr ur completely right
I enjoyed that for some reason
1:37 racist car
"How long were you in that porta-potty?"
"Can we keep that whole episode to ourselves... Please?"
"Ok, you can trust me NOT TO TALK ABOUT JOSH'S ADVENTURE IN THE TOILET DIMENSION!!"
"thanks.."
5:05
Dusan: "throw a fucking punch"
Marcus: *punches him
Dusan: *vietnam flashbacks
0:20 it’s the way he says it so fast that cracks me up
13:14 Easter egg from watch dogs 1 hallucination things :D
I got excited when I saw spider tank no joke lol 😁
"I'm gonna go for another beer"
Raymond Kenney 2015
2016*
@@chiefraptor8833 bruh is it rlly that important
13:54
Marcus: Im’ma go f*** up that billboard with his dumb face all over it. Send a clear message!
Sitara: And I am going to hit up his campaign funding.
Wrench: And I, am going to f*** up his social media, and I, am going to f*** up his website and I, am going to f*** up his online ads.
Ray: I’m gonna go for another beer.
I like how Ray wants to be like a plain old lazy guy instead of being an awesome hacker
Watch Dogs 2 is by far my most favorite game of all time, love it or hate it, the story, characters, & gameplay felt smooth af
I just got into this game series and all that I want to say is: I love these characters and I will protect them.
Josh is so similar to me that I am shocked about how hard-to-surprise and socially awkward I am.
4:41
The disappointment in his voice when he said.
"The're fucking fake.." 😂😂😂😂
"this container is nicer than my last apartment, welcome to America!"
Marcus: *kicks a security guard down the stairs*
Woman: *bruv are you serious?*
7 years later and the script and voice acting is so on point with this game.
7:28 just look the marcus face man
"Every time you search for discount refrigerators or bulldozer porn, they learn more and more about you"
I'm gonna go for another beer! 🍺 -raymond Kenny
Horatio is like kieran from rdr2 he was an underdeveloped character that had potential but ended up dead.
yeah I felt bad for Kieran 😣
@@badreedinedjellali1328 yah :(
Josh: What’s Cornhole?
Sitara: It’s where the corn goes after you eat the corn Josh...
Josh: Oh...
Josh : *Cornholes... HWHEHWHEHW*