Here we have the wild caveman, native to Austin Texas. However today we find him outside his natural habitat in the middle of a Forest fighting for survival
If you watch carefully he sizes up each engagement with living things with no prejudice. He simply takes a hatchet to all living things. Equal justice.
@@radomirt6001 oh yes indeed, getting accustomed to new game mechanics, to do's and not to do's is indeed annoying and a time taking process. What I really meant when I commented was it was both infuriating and hilarious to watch him go thought all he does as a viewer... Overall it's quality content.
14:27 The animation on those deer jumping across the rocks and then how gorgeous it looks when he gets through the bushes and sees it running away in the sunlight at 14:40 Totally dynamic event but just shows how far we've come with games. That really stood out to me.
i think its just a simple path for the animals to run over the rocks. The Forest has loads of these kind of situtations, just a lot more janky and clipping into everything
If you don't kill the woman, she will eventually be be allied with you and you can equp her with the pistol and a shotgun. She can easily handle a squad of cannibals alone.
Game is a blast, I just started to build a dam in this river to stop logs. I went way up into the snow area, chopped all these trees near the river and they all went down and stopped at my Dam, right next to my base, where the ai companion would pick up the logs and bring them to me, So fun!
Very promising game, I remember first playing The Forest and it was very bare bones at the beginning but eventually became a great game, this sequel already has a lot more going for it then the first game despite being in the very early stages of early access
its not "in the very early stages of early access". theyve been working on this game for years, and instead of delaying the release for a 5th time, they decided to release it in an early access and finish the rest over the next 6 months. the game is basically finished.
Asmon knows how to spreadsheet a raid boss's stats and abilities but doesn't know not to eat random berries in the woods and tries to bludgeon a deer with a rock to "hunt". Watching him smooth-brain his way through this was hilarious and painful. XD
Haha! And last half they had a team of 8. He would tell everyone to do the same thing instead of like 8 jobs or teams of 2 doing 4 jobs (Hunting/berries/trap food team) (2 lumberjacks) (2 tools and weapon makers) 2 builders. Alternate as needed, then cave raid together from time to time. His channel is interesting. He tries a wide variety of games.
*Random Tips:* 1. You can throw logs into the log storage and they will automatically deposit 2. You can re-cook burnt food and it will become cooked food 3. You can use the same log infinitely when building *shelves*. Definitely a glitch but you can use them as fences. 4. You can re-open any suitcases when re-loading in. 5. There's not much reason to rush building a base right away since story items are all over the place and you can save/sleep with a tarp + stick anywhere, anytime.
There is a log duplication glitch that happens every now and again. Sometimes you will try to stick a log in the ground and it will just fly loose instead of being place and at the same time, the log will be placed back into your hands. You can just keep sticking it down in the same place and create a huge amount of logs. This has happened to me in two seperate parts of my camp.
Can't figure out that you just tap E to pick stuff up/eats and equips everything he finds, walks right by all the lootable crates and suitcases and doesn't get any of the crucial items like ropes, ammo, food, medicine, and tape. Stands under a tree and dies. Has an axe, but runs around trying to kill things with a rock. Loses Kelvin in the first 30 seconds of the game and forgets he exists. Thinks he can build a tent by throwing rocks at it. Throws his spear into the back of the only friendly/useful NPC of the game, and loses it because obviously she's not going to die in 1 hit, and she runs away. Getting 1/10th the hunger because he heats all the meat raw, even after building a fire. Carries 1 log at a time. My friends, this guy has stage 7 brain-rot and it's all because he plays WoW. He is the IRL equivalent of Kelvin.
3:53:40 welp it was inevitable that there would be a Greifer among them, im surprised it didn't happen sooner 🤣 Used to play hardcore minecraft on survival and I would come back from gathering trips to find my house burned to the ground and my chests looted 😂😂
This is interesting. That crash sequence where you cut yourself from the wreckage doesn't happen in multiplayer. Also, it looks like crash locations seem to be random. Great game.
OMFG, when he started killing and eating the deer I couldnt stop laughing. So funny, I fell off my couch and was crying laughing. And then the tree fell on his cabin, I almost fucking died. ❤😂😂😂
hold c to pick up a log that is place. tap e lightly to pick up 2 logs, press e and you drop them I guess, never happened to me. all those suitcases at the crash have your needed starting supplies including meds, and you need them, that red line is your health and when you crashed you have low health, so the log killed you, it normally just takes a little life off. rope and cloth and items on the ground at camps and tape are necessary to build things like spear, buildings, armor, bone armor. stick and stone and log storage is nice and you can get kelvin to get sticks and logs and fill holder. you can ask him to fish at that creek not every place and build drying racks. when picking herbs you can tap e to collect and hold e down to eat. same with meat or fish on fire or drying rack.
Started playing this recently and then watched this. The horror of cold blooded laughing Asmon outright murdering Virginia will haunt me forever. Nice log cabin tho :P
Almost finished the first house and has to restart. Calls for a 7 players to help. Almost finished… and has to restart. lmfao ! I guess it’s just cave exploring for next time ? Lololol
I normally don't get frustrated watching others play a video game but 2 things were frustrating the shit out of me. #1 tap "E" to pick stuff up don't hold it and #2 the logs have to be flat to build on top of them.
Going from watching Vlad play this game (The Forest is his jam) to watching Asmon.... This was absolutely hilarious. As soon as he gets a weapon - "I'm going to kill a rabbit" Cuts down tree - "I wonder if this..." *moves under falling tree* *gets crushed by tree*
The funniest thing is watching you for four hours meticulously build this mountain of a Castle for four hours only to see it come toppling down like a house of cards by a derelict saboteur...Bahahaa...C'mon man, that shit was funny.
So far ive noticed 3 different points where you start off at. Beach, forest, and the mountains. So water, woods, and snow! So cool. Cant wait to try this game! Lookin good.
@@ernestogastelum9123 Ive been watching a lot of this, mainly from vlad. I loved how the ending is, and as ive heard they may not be adding onto the idea, but wonder how itll lead into a new game.
Watching them build a house, infuriates me. There are SO many possibilities with quarter logs, and medium logs, for short step up slops, to make things even, etc.
The way he first doesn't open any of the boxes to loot, then when looking for tape for a spear starts opening them and goes "that's a grenade, I need tape" and STILL DOESN'T TAKE ANY OF THE OBJECTS IN THE ACTUAL BOX DDDDDD':
Wow that was so satisfying to watch a team of players cutting trees and building a house together. Pretty much had it done in a couple days. So sad that most of the house was destroyed, but I'm sure you guys can rebuild it quickly. Makes me want to play online with people but not want to play with grifters
Here we have the wild caveman, native to Austin Texas. However today we find him outside his natural habitat in the middle of a Forest fighting for survival
more native to Indiana. i would know because i live there
If you watch carefully he sizes up each engagement with living things with no prejudice. He simply takes a hatchet to all living things. Equal justice.
Bro watching him play these kinds of games can be so infuriating and hilarious at the same time
I absolutely agree...
feels like he does it on purpose to extand content aka acting
@@radomirt6001 oh yes indeed, getting accustomed to new game mechanics, to do's and not to do's is indeed annoying and a time taking process. What I really meant when I commented was it was both infuriating and hilarious to watch him go thought all he does as a viewer... Overall it's quality content.
God he’s horrible at this game
@@zairman ADHD Generation
Sons of the Forest: enjoy this open world survival game!
Asmongold: Tries to loot living parrots.
its amazing how much he's learning about nature playing this game. Like how deer are faster than people.
Lolz Tries to hit a deer on the head with a rock.. ye that's exactly how it works in the real world xD
@@Balloonbot 😂
@@Balloonbot im sure ur slower than a deer
@@SpliffingerNo shit, Sherlock.
Boys, this the closest we've gotten to asmon playing a horror game
No ff14 is horror.
@@VulcanM61wrong
@@dianitestar1234 lalafels ???
We should find a way to force Alien: Isolation upon him
@@liamjohnson8000 we should also find a way to force outlast upon him that game is just that good lol
14:27
The animation on those deer jumping across the rocks and then how gorgeous it looks when he gets through the bushes and sees it running away in the sunlight at 14:40
Totally dynamic event but just shows how far we've come with games. That really stood out to me.
i think its just a simple path for the animals to run over the rocks. The Forest has loads of these kind of situtations, just a lot more janky and clipping into everything
@@snickle1980 the tree cutting looks satisfying as fuck too
@@snickle1980 you got it for free?😆
If you don't kill the woman, she will eventually be be allied with you and you can equp her with the pistol and a shotgun. She can easily handle a squad of cannibals alone.
Asmon not care, Asmon see, Asmon kill
xd
Shit I instantly blew her head of when I saw 3 legs
Pffft... We dont need WOMANs help on this channel
Bro, don't spoil the game. It just came out.
She also brings you food...
I swear, this guy would survive 4 hours IRL outside his house. Love you asmon
Way way more man Way more ...
Game is a blast, I just started to build a dam in this river to stop logs. I went way up into the snow area, chopped all these trees near the river and they all went down and stopped at my Dam, right next to my base, where the ai companion would pick up the logs and bring them to me, So fun!
smart
Working smart, not hard.
That is actually an amazing idea. Stealing this
Wow, that’s crazy you can do this. That’s so smart.
Wow thanks for the genius idea. I never would’ve thought of this.
Very promising game, I remember first playing The Forest and it was very bare bones at the beginning but eventually became a great game, this sequel already has a lot more going for it then the first game despite being in the very early stages of early access
The first cart I built flung me and the cart to the ceiling box. I was laughing so hard, made the game worth every penny.
its not "in the very early stages of early access".
theyve been working on this game for years, and instead of delaying the release for a 5th time, they decided to release it in an early access and finish the rest over the next 6 months.
the game is basically finished.
@@smiIingman Since when map being larger is a con?
@@smiIingman The map in the first game was really small in my opinion. You could travel from one side to the other within a few minutes.
@@smiIingman again, tf was in ea for 4 years, so this could be one of the greatest games ever made given the time.
the tree event at 47:00 made the the whole video for me
LOL thanks for posting that again for us to enjoy
Did you miss the granade at 3:53 ???
Sometimes I wonder if Asmon is acting for everyone's entertainment or his common sense just leaves him for a while
😭😭😂😂☠️
Asmon knows how to spreadsheet a raid boss's stats and abilities but doesn't know not to eat random berries in the woods and tries to bludgeon a deer with a rock to "hunt".
Watching him smooth-brain his way through this was hilarious and painful. XD
Haha! And last half they had a team of 8. He would tell everyone to do the same thing instead of like 8 jobs or teams of 2 doing 4 jobs (Hunting/berries/trap food team) (2 lumberjacks) (2 tools and weapon makers) 2 builders. Alternate as needed, then cave raid together from time to time.
His channel is interesting. He tries a wide variety of games.
It's like watching a baboon struggle stacking legos together, holy fuck
Like a chimpanzee building with lincoln logs
Watching the bald man not understanding shit for 40min straight is both funny and sad at the same time lmao
Has an axe, decides to smack a deer with a neat rock he found. XD
I don't even play video games, but Asmon is still my spirit animal.
@@bombomosI don't even read comments , but TH-cam is my spirit animal
@@Crimsonwtf I don't even write comments, but Damir is my spirit animal
@@faux4780I can't read or write but I eat a lot of animals in spirit.
I don’t even eat, but Jesus Christ is my spirit animal
And an animal he definitely is! Lul.
him eating the raw meat is pissin me off, like your hunger bar gets more filled if its cooked
After seeing like 5 different play throughs, this is the first woods landing I've seen.
Only 24 min in and says "i have to start all over now" after building a wall of 10 loggs... Oh sweet summer child .
"A grenade. I don't need that.." 👏
is it just me or has the bit rate of 1080p on YT gotten significantly worse?
*Random Tips:*
1. You can throw logs into the log storage and they will automatically deposit
2. You can re-cook burnt food and it will become cooked food
3. You can use the same log infinitely when building *shelves*. Definitely a glitch but you can use them as fences.
4. You can re-open any suitcases when re-loading in.
5. There's not much reason to rush building a base right away since story items are all over the place and you can save/sleep with a tarp + stick anywhere, anytime.
Asmon just slaps the sticky note on his chest like,here yah go stupid,get to work. 🤷♂️🤣 I'd love to play this with you and Mcdopey one day.
he’s not your friend he never will be parasocial andy
Just played this yesterday as well. It's a really solid survival horror experience so far
They are going to be updating the game based on player feedback for at least 9 months.
@@thanasis-_- Yeah, they're still updating the game. The newest update comes out in four days. They've added a lot!
Asmon-"How do I get more logs?" meanwhile he is in the middle of a forest lol. I like watching him play new games like this for the first time
comment: run away
asmongold: oh okay
Apparently Asmon thought “The Forest” was the name of the boss and got a raid together to defeat it
Not even 24hrs on the island and is already a cannibal. Despite deer and fish being available haha.
With 8 people you could have 1 chief, a forester, hunter,gatherer,guard/security then 3 as builders or a raiding party.
Lol that tree falling on his house was too perfect i'm starting to think he does this on purpose.
@@zairman And so the charade works as intended and you are the proof!!!
@@zairman He 1000% does...
There is a log duplication glitch that happens every now and again. Sometimes you will try to stick a log in the ground and it will just fly loose instead of being place and at the same time, the log will be placed back into your hands. You can just keep sticking it down in the same place and create a huge amount of logs. This has happened to me in two seperate parts of my camp.
I hope this turns into a series. Really funny.
Can't figure out that you just tap E to pick stuff up/eats and equips everything he finds, walks right by all the lootable crates and suitcases and doesn't get any of the crucial items like ropes, ammo, food, medicine, and tape. Stands under a tree and dies. Has an axe, but runs around trying to kill things with a rock. Loses Kelvin in the first 30 seconds of the game and forgets he exists. Thinks he can build a tent by throwing rocks at it. Throws his spear into the back of the only friendly/useful NPC of the game, and loses it because obviously she's not going to die in 1 hit, and she runs away.
Getting 1/10th the hunger because he heats all the meat raw, even after building a fire.
Carries 1 log at a time.
My friends, this guy has stage 7 brain-rot and it's all because he plays WoW. He is the IRL equivalent of Kelvin.
The entire 4 hours are what make the last 10 minutes worth it.
Passive aggressive is his only language 🤣🤣 I wouldn’t be able to stand it but I sure do love watching it hahaha
Met the love of my life playing this game. Married for 20 years now
@chill tom speaking facts Idk maybe I'd rather have arguments or problems
@@Aeroezz this is my truth
@@JayceCH. more alive then you’re buddy. My programming is more sophisticated then you
Kappa
@chill tom speaking facts It’s always bothered me that the word “therapist”, is literally “the rapist” without a space! Just thought I’d mention that!
1:13:00 Asmongold is the real cannibal
he killed the only companion in the game lmao
Endnight said that theres 8 companions in the game, but asmon did kill the best Early combat companion, considering you can give her a fucking gun
3:53:40 welp it was inevitable that there would be a Greifer among them, im surprised it didn't happen sooner 🤣
Used to play hardcore minecraft on survival and I would come back from gathering trips to find my house burned to the ground and my chests looted 😂😂
I cant believe i got so invested in the log moving simulator.
The most frustrating but also most entertaining person to watch play.
Yeah i guess minmaxing perfection is kinda boring
8:35 - After all that Valheim Experience...
It's not so much he ran away.
It's the fact he didn't stop and turn around to check what the fuck that explosion was, lmao
47:10 and 3:53:52 the calm before the fall of "wood" 😂
32:10 What does the fox say? 😂 I almost died from laughing
As someone who attempted Speedruns of the Forest this is amazing seeing someone play this one who hasn't touched the first game
1:34 demons monkagiga
one hour in and he's seemingly determined to have a bad time.
This is interesting. That crash sequence where you cut yourself from the wreckage doesn't happen in multiplayer. Also, it looks like crash locations seem to be random. Great game.
OMFG, when he started killing and eating the deer I couldnt stop laughing. So funny, I fell off my couch and was crying laughing. And then the tree fell on his cabin, I almost fucking died. ❤😂😂😂
Just found this and immediately subscribed. Love this! Soo much more fun and entertaining to watch you play than some expert The Forest player.
hold c to pick up a log that is place. tap e lightly to pick up 2 logs, press e and you drop them I guess, never happened to me. all those suitcases at the crash have your needed starting supplies including meds, and you need them, that red line is your health and when you crashed you have low health, so the log killed you, it normally just takes a little life off. rope and cloth and items on the ground at camps and tape are necessary to build things like spear, buildings, armor, bone armor. stick and stone and log storage is nice and you can get kelvin to get sticks and logs and fill holder. you can ask him to fish at that creek not every place and build drying racks. when picking herbs you can tap e to collect and hold e down to eat. same with meat or fish on fire or drying rack.
The first time he cuts a tree down... "can I stand under it?" .... and it just crushes the life outta him. 😆
I remember watching playthroughs of the forest back in the day now there's a sequel jeez 🔥
Started playing this recently and then watched this. The horror of cold blooded laughing Asmon outright murdering Virginia will haunt me forever. Nice log cabin tho :P
All I could do is lmfao ! 🤣😂 Beavis and Buthead Construction Company.
Towards the end I'm like, oh this is why you're suppose to build the frame first.
Almost finished the first house and has to restart.
Calls for a 7 players to help. Almost finished… and has to restart. lmfao !
I guess it’s just cave exploring for next time ? Lololol
"I am the tree cutting God" Proceeds to drop tree directly onto cabin. lol. Feel like I'm watching a scene from the movie Idiocracy.
I normally don't get frustrated watching others play a video game but 2 things were frustrating the shit out of me. #1 tap "E" to pick stuff up don't hold it and #2 the logs have to be flat to build on top of them.
That's some Saruman level deforestation.
Love that Jhinx throws the grenade, runs away from the house, and denies it :D
Did he tho, wtf happened?
I feel bad if this guy had to survive in real life 😂
8:32
*Asmon's First Death in Sons Of The Forest* 💀🌲
He was killed by a tree. XD 😂😂
The lightning strike at the end was absolutely amazing.
Bald man plays a game about fighting other bald men.
It´s kind of weird that you have a printed booklet with you that contains things like "bone chair".
The crafting in this game is crazy realistic, wow.
After watching this game I went out and made a log cabin. Then I chased a 3 legged 3 armed chick off my property just like Asmon did.
@@bl8388 Lmao
Asmond is basically Tom Green Light.
In a forest with an axe... "So how to I get logs?"
Going from watching Vlad play this game (The Forest is his jam) to watching Asmon.... This was absolutely hilarious. As soon as he gets a weapon - "I'm going to kill a rabbit"
Cuts down tree - "I wonder if this..."
*moves under falling tree*
*gets crushed by tree*
The over fixation on savagery gets old fast imo
I’m literally so thankful for Asmongold I feel absolutely terrible rn with this cold and watching him makes me feel a little better
Get well soon!
Same, watching this after wisdom teeth surgery
You can get up on top of that mountain. It just won't be easy.
Fast forward to 3:53:50 for the trolling... smh.
I love how he always looks so clueless
The funniest thing is watching you for four hours meticulously build this mountain of a Castle for four hours only to see it come toppling down like a house of cards by a derelict saboteur...Bahahaa...C'mon man, that shit was funny.
Haha 😂 this is why you play with building destruction off unless your alone
So far ive noticed 3 different points where you start off at. Beach, forest, and the mountains. So water, woods, and snow! So cool. Cant wait to try this game! Lookin good.
@@smiIingman why would you say it's superior?
@@FrostlikeReign it has a lot more things you can build and it has sleds that help you carry 12 logs at a time which Sons lacks so far
@@ernestogastelum9123 Ive been watching a lot of this, mainly from vlad. I loved how the ending is, and as ive heard they may not be adding onto the idea, but wonder how itll lead into a new game.
Seems like asmongold doesn’t have any braincells left from all those years of just playing WoW
When Jhinx was running away I imagined him making sounds like Zoidberg running away after F'n up something.
Watching them build a house, infuriates me. There are SO many possibilities with quarter logs, and medium logs, for short step up slops, to make things even, etc.
And that is why, you don't play with strangers.
Well there are good strangers and griefers who find enjoyment in ruining everyones hard work.
8:45 Reaction is priceless.
Why would he not take the grenade? *visible confusion*
1:14:00 Congrats! You killed the main mission objective! Typically americans just go for killing everything they don't know! 😂😂😂😂😂
Sons of the forest looks amazing, can’t wait for it to come to ps5.
lol the deer squirming on the ground in a game... damn
Gonna wait for a while until this game is completed, seems good so far but needs more for me
The whole 2nd half of this vid reminds me of the Mormons building a barn 🤣🤣🤣
The way he first doesn't open any of the boxes to loot, then when looking for tape for a spear starts opening them and goes "that's a grenade, I need tape" and STILL DOESN'T TAKE ANY OF THE OBJECTS IN THE ACTUAL BOX DDDDDD':
first time seeing someone spend the entire time at the spawn area
47:11 - *The small tree was such a cute finisher of this whole destruction LMAO*
It was almost painful to watch him trying to craft a spear😂
why dont you have a playlist for this game
havent played the new one yet, but normal forest chopping trees with dynamite was the way to go
literally how it would play out in real life if he was stranded in the wild lmao
Should have played The Forest, 10x better and the cave running scary asf.
Wow that was so satisfying to watch a team of players cutting trees and building a house together. Pretty much had it done in a couple days. So sad that most of the house was destroyed, but I'm sure you guys can rebuild it quickly. Makes me want to play online with people but not want to play with grifters
this was pain to watch, bro cant understand anything