I worked as a Firefighter. House fire one cold January morning, fire is out, we're in overall mode, cleaning up so nothing flares up later. We are tired, cold and filthy. It's like 3:00 AM and 20 degrees F. When this little old lady from across the street comes over in her house coat carrying a try with a coffee pot and cups. Her fine china coffee pot, cups and saucers. We stood around grubby, sweaty, and drank coffee from fine china. That little old lady served the finest coffee I've every had and is my hero.
More like "No, I'm trying to make you feel guilty for forcing your daughter to do extracurricular activities while her grades are failing and insisting she must take priority over everyone else."
That guy had to have punched that wall out of frustration caused by his sister. That has to be the logical explanation right? I hope that poor guy hasn't had too many dates ruined just because his sister is one of the worst kinds of people there is.
I figured it was probably that context too,cars are pretty expensive and not every place has an uber pickup or a bus system to use as a method of transportation. And for his sister to try and fight the OP for 40 dollars,methinks it was for something other than a phone bill [she kinda sounds like a junkie..I could be wrong and she's probably just super trashy]
TBH, this sounds to me like the dude's parents made the sister go as some kind of baby sitter or some crap, and the dude may have had no choice in any of it. The whole thing sounded like this guy was really pathetic, and the sister was some kind of miserable leech trying to use "watching little brother" as an excuse to steal a buck. I can guarantee if the date went on, the sister would have been like "If you like my brother, you would make him sooooo happy if you gave me stuff" Or something.
I'm wondering if the sister came along because of the age difference between her brother and his date. 17 and 18. If this is the USA, 17 is still a minor while 18 would make him a legal adult and the sister coming to chaperone might be because of some paranoia shit over the whole adult dating a minor thing. The sister might have been trying to ruin the date for the same reason.
Sunflower it means hes a member of a channel, its a new thing(you have to pay for it I think and it gives you additional perks, the S which is the channel logo is one of them)
@@conscripthornet4430 uh considering the number of Karens that come to this channel and argue against obvious Karen scolding, commenter stating the obvious is fair game
I love it when RSlash ends his content with that one sweet story that leaves you feeling pleasent inside. EDIT: Oh wow geez... was not expecting 100 likes. Thank you so much for them though! Guess more people thought the same way than I thought.
We had a lady who would bring us home made bread, rolls, muffins, birthday cakes, etc.. We considered her the hero of the firehouse. Her late husband had been a firefighter and she considered us her "boys." A truly nice lady.
Whenever I hear these stories I remember the scene from avatar where Aang is trying to “bargain” with pirates for a 100 gold piece scroll with 1, then 2, then, wait for it, three copper pieces. Lol
About the story with the racist SIL, going on vacations, and out to eat or movies doesn't mean that you're loaded...means you have a budget. And If that beggar was really hungry she would have taken the frew pizza. She was just trying to no pay for food.
That one is fake the dude that written it is a 14 year old he posted something on r/pcmr about him being a 14 year old that builded his first build the post is a couple of months old now.
The story about the phone for 160, the CB was probably half an hour on their way when they said: I can be there in 15 minutes. (guessing 10 minutes had passed when they mentioned 5 minutes) so it is possible the 45 minute journey is legit
@@sparkybolt2085 It also means they were on their way before even bringing up the 160. Sounds like they planned to just show up and pressure OP into taking the obviously bad deal.
I think the guy from the first one punched the wall because his sister ruined his chances, he sounds like a solid dude who just wanted a date but I guess his sister wanted to tag along and ruined it
I don't get racism, i mean what does skin color have anything to do with anything at all!? Also i'm white so this has nothing to do with me being black and not thinking it's unfair for me, i just feel bad for black people being treated so bad.
Fear, ignorance and being raised/around like minded people. They could think that they live in a reality where they are more succeaful than them(especially since we are in 2019) or think they might be plotting to do bad or that they are not good enough or straight up had a terrible experience with a different race person and it stuck to him/her. In some standpoints I understand why they are racist, but not all of them, some are pure irrational idiots taught wrong from right. Some people just never grow up and this kind of shit will only get their shit kicked in and make their beliefs stronger.
I used to think Racism was ignorance and pettiness when I was younger. But now after ethnicity has been the only common denominator for hundreds of nasty experiences over the decades i've learned that it often has a solid basis, and that things I used to think were nasty stereotypes are perfectly valid expectations~ ... and it's often still ignorance and pettiness. As per this anecdote.
@@Eunostos I agree. For example I fully understand why some people are racist towards Jews on a religious standpoint. Basically being that Jews killed Jesus cause they thought "he was a false prophet" got the Romans to kill him. I mean if I was a "holier than thou" bible thumper I wouldn't like to be near them.
I think i’m gonna dress up as a choosing beggar for halloween, go to Rslash’s house, and sue him for emotional assault when he screams at me out of pure horror. Because, as we all know, there is nothing scarier than an entitled, choosing beggar
When I was a teen in the 1970s I worked at a McDonald's, often until closing. We'd be there until 2AM, cleaning and so on. During this time we'd go out the back door with bags of trash for the dumpster. Almost EVERY night some guy with his girlfriend would come cruising around the parking lot looking for free food - anything for free. We weren't allowed to do that (though the manager allowed US to get free leftover food) because it wasn't safe to give out food that had been sitting. But even at that age, I always wondered WHAT KIND OF GUY WOULD TRY TO GET GARBAGE FOOD FOR HIS "BEST GIRL"? Good grief - that's NOT the way to impress a nice girl!
Dear r/Slash, My wife and I really enjoy your readings. I myself deal with entitled wastes of flesh daily, so it's a constant for me to agree with the justice being served to the ones deserved mentioned in the reddit posts, but it was really nice to hear about the fan of the firefighters in the end of this reading today. It's nice, it is really uplifting to rediscover the kindness people can actually have, and to re-realize that faith in humanity can still be valued. Keep sharing those, it's a pleasant upbeat from the negative.
I love the whole "You're being greedy, which is a SIN!" Yeah, YOUR sin. YOU are the greedy party. Demands made of others for your own sense of entitlement is the greedy act. Each individual has the right to their own person, time and effort. Keeping it is not at all greedy.
While it's something to consider, I think nothing should get in the way of who you love. Personally wouldn't care if my future spouse's family didn't like me one bit. That's one set of birthdays and Christmas gifts I don't have to buy.
That's mostly true - but if it's a solid relationship and if the spouse is really so much better than his or her family - than chances are that the spouse also wants to get away from said family. And there's always the possibility to bring up to 12500 miles between you and them. And if this isn't enough, I heared they still searching for Mars pioneers. Jokes aside, you don't need necessarily to marry the family along with the spouse. At least not for very long.
I'm not a huge fan of mushrooms on pizza but I will still eat a pizza like that. It's understandable if it's something you're allergic or sensitive(food sensitivity I mean), but otherwise I completely agree. And hey, if I was stranded and got a free pizza like that I'd be over the moon.
I would have probably walked out on it before this drama even came down I would have been so scared to have to explain why she's stealing food of other people's plates
I agree with the pizza CB...fungus is absolutely disgusting. I'm not starving, but if I was, even with my borderline phobia of fungus, i'd still pick them off and eat it.
It rubs me the wrong way that you call it fungus, not that your wrong but eww. I like how squishy mushrooms look and how soft moss is but when you say it like that it reminds me of how they grow. I probably hate all mold with your passion for hating fungi and that's what it makes me think of. I'm too much of a bitch to fact check myself on mold though so I'll never know.
The story about the racist family is literally what my family goes through. My dad's side of the family literally ostracized us because my mom is black and from the Caribbean. I've only ever met them twice, and my "grandmother" was staring daggers the whole time.
One night i was working security at a private residence gate and had no lunch and no money and it was after midnight. A pizza delivery guy came by making a delivery and i joked and told him "Do you have any free pizzas?" He told me an order changed their minds and didnt want the pizza they ordered and I could have it. I was really hungry and told him sure thank you. He gave me a pineapple and olive pizza. It was disgusting but I was so hungry I ate over half of it.
The other night my mom got pepperoni and mushroom pizza. I don't like mushrooms. I was hungry. Mom offered me some pizza. I gladly accepted, and you know what? Couldn't even taste the shrooms.
rSlash, THANK YOU for adding that positive story at the end. Will you do that with more of your videos, please? The normal content is funny af, but it's nice to get that little reminder of good people in the world.
"YOU'RE A N*****! Also, please do free work for me."
-Choosing Beggar logic
I have a few N-word passes if you wanna say it, Rslash.
ok
Oof 2 million
Lol
You’re vids are entertaining
I worked as a Firefighter. House fire one cold January morning, fire is out, we're in overall mode, cleaning up so nothing flares up later. We are tired, cold and filthy. It's like 3:00 AM and 20 degrees F. When this little old lady from across the street comes over in her house coat carrying a try with a coffee pot and cups. Her fine china coffee pot, cups and saucers. We stood around grubby, sweaty, and drank coffee from fine china. That little old lady served the finest coffee I've every had and is my hero.
Because that's what hero's do
@A. C. W. CAREFUL ON UR WORDS
She's a hero.
+10 to hope in humanity
@V B some of them wear fire fighting gear
so wholesome
"WTF are you trying to make me feel guilty for not paying you?!"
Yes.
No shit sherlock.
"Do you actually feel guilty for not paying me?"
More like "No, I'm trying to make you feel guilty for forcing your daughter to do extracurricular activities while her grades are failing and insisting she must take priority over everyone else."
Husband: Now, sister, don't be racist to my wife
Sister: drops a hard R
Husband 😡: You're dead to me...
What if the guy punched the wall...because he's mad that his freeloader of a sister ruined ANOTHER date?
Why was his freeloader of a sister there?
@@mellowmallow4855 He's 18. He may not have a car of his own, and she might be his ride. Would be the only reason I could think of.
@@HighPhoenix1754 True
Still a red flag
What a fucking Kyle
Am I the only one whose heart was warmed by hearing that last story about the guy who sends the firefighters free pizza?
Nah, that's a class act right there.
@@striker0
I agree.
You got me brother
is this a pun...?
DrShnig No? This should be obvious- Oh right! You’re begging for likes, forgot about that for about 12 seconds while reading this shitty comment.
Choosing beggar: understands sarcasm
Everyone: you weren’t supposed to do that
I have only seen this power once
Right? I was shocked lol
Oh no THEYRE EVOLVING
Its begun.....
Cringe.
That guy had to have punched that wall out of frustration caused by his sister. That has to be the logical explanation right? I hope that poor guy hasn't had too many dates ruined just because his sister is one of the worst kinds of people there is.
That's how I interpreted it. Poor guy might have had no choice but to take his sister with him, if he didn't have a car of his own.
I figured it was probably that context too,cars are pretty expensive and not every place has an uber pickup or a bus system to use as a method of transportation. And for his sister to try and fight the OP for 40 dollars,methinks it was for something other than a phone bill [she kinda sounds like a junkie..I could be wrong and she's probably just super trashy]
TBH, this sounds to me like the dude's parents made the sister go as some kind of baby sitter or some crap, and the dude may have had no choice in any of it. The whole thing sounded like this guy was really pathetic, and the sister was some kind of miserable leech trying to use "watching little brother" as an excuse to steal a buck. I can guarantee if the date went on, the sister would have been like "If you like my brother, you would make him sooooo happy if you gave me stuff" Or something.
FoxtheHusky 7755 ya the girl seemed nice
I'm wondering if the sister came along because of the age difference between her brother and his date. 17 and 18. If this is the USA, 17 is still a minor while 18 would make him a legal adult and the sister coming to chaperone might be because of some paranoia shit over the whole adult dating a minor thing. The sister might have been trying to ruin the date for the same reason.
'are you trying to make me feel guilty for not paying you?' save the date, 20th of July 2019, the day a choosing beggar almost gained self awareness
Hopefully they're evolving
What's that weird S on your name?
Sunflower it means hes a member of a channel, its a new thing(you have to pay for it I think and it gives you additional perks, the S which is the channel logo is one of them)
Honestly this comment is just gross.
Maxwell Zephyr that day is already taken by the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing. Stop being a choosing beggar
I read the title as "BE MY DINNER!"
To be honest a choosing beggar would ask that.
Bad pick up line.?
Es ist mein Teil (nein)
Mein Teil (nein)
Da, das ist mein Teil (nein)
Mein Teil (nein)
Vore.
Darn entitled cannibals...
Beth No they wouldn’t, as most of these stories are fake and real entitled people wouldn’t be cannibals.
I'm so glad he cut off his racist fam for love. His sister was beyond wrong
No shit sherlock.
I'm glad he didn't learn their toxic mindset.
@@conscripthornet4430 uh considering the number of Karens that come to this channel and argue against obvious Karen scolding, commenter stating the obvious is fair game
@@conscripthornet4430 Fuck off, Watson
DNFTT
I love it when RSlash ends his content with that one sweet story that leaves you feeling pleasent inside.
EDIT: Oh wow geez... was not expecting 100 likes. Thank you so much for them though! Guess more people thought the same way than I thought.
Gideon Evans was thinming the exact same thing!
158 likes, one reply before me
Makes sense
That pizza kid wasn’t a hero...
He was a Legend
Me: a new Rslash video, let's watch it
My Internet: wait for it.....waiiiit for it.....waiiit for it....this is gonna take a while.
I understand the pain.
Me: new r/slash video is out I should watch this now.
Internet: youll regret it when you have to wait for tomorrows video
dude my internet the past few days has been the exact same
And it is said to this day the internet failed
Been having issues with Verizon for the last week. I understand ❤️
Me : Hey Rslash,how’s the quality of the stories in the video?
_Rslash_ : *YES*
*EXCUSE ME WHY IS IT SAYING YES IT IS .... OFFENSIVE MY DAUGHTER HATE IT*
Command games IQ *yes*
@@CommandGamesIQ Well, what else could they say? Octopus?
Unoriginal and unfunny.
@@thehiddenninja3428 well *YEAH*
We had a lady who would bring us home made bread, rolls, muffins, birthday cakes, etc.. We considered her the hero of the firehouse. Her late husband had been a firefighter and she considered us her "boys." A truly nice lady.
Whenever I hear these stories I remember the scene from avatar where Aang is trying to “bargain” with pirates for a 100 gold piece scroll with 1, then 2, then, wait for it, three copper pieces. Lol
Lol, it was 2 tho
About the story with the racist SIL, going on vacations, and out to eat or movies doesn't mean that you're loaded...means you have a budget.
And If that beggar was really hungry she would have taken the frew pizza. She was just trying to no pay for food.
Wow the racist one sad really and the tutor needs to stick to her guns. The sis inlaw is probably just see what all op will let her get away with.
That last bit with the "mistake pizza" was like clean, cold, and pure glass of water to wash down the bad "Karen" aftertastes... Pure heroic gold
I LOVE that last one!!! Rock on Firefighters and their supporters!
That one is fake the dude that written it is a 14 year old he posted something on r/pcmr about him being a 14 year old that builded his first build the post is a couple of months old now.
@@beemo4 - Thank you. I always seem to be taken in on the positive ones. Wishful thinking, I guess.
@@jaspr1999 yeah, no problemo!
"You don't need the money anyway." Yeah, no. BS. Rule of thumb, if someone is teaching for money, they need the money.
The story about the phone for 160, the CB was probably half an hour on their way when they said: I can be there in 15 minutes. (guessing 10 minutes had passed when they mentioned 5 minutes) so it is possible the 45 minute journey is legit
Still, this means that they were texting while driving, unless they were on public transit.
@@sparkybolt2085 It also means they were on their way before even bringing up the 160.
Sounds like they planned to just show up and pressure OP into taking the obviously bad deal.
Or the CB could be 15 minutes away and got lost on their way. Making the drive 45 minutes instead of 15.
Or maybe not even showing up
I haven't been here for awhile glad I came back because your videos r pure gold
Cringe.
My favorite dinner is rabbit with a bit of Cream.
I see what you did there...
That's very messed up.
O h no tails dont
Heh, I eat hedgehog meat with a Silver Knife from Sonic.
Man, those were the days #sonicparodox
My favorite dinner is recent comments.
I think the guy from the first one punched the wall because his sister ruined his chances, he sounds like a solid dude who just wanted a date but I guess his sister wanted to tag along and ruined it
Yeah
It's possible.
I feel that way too.
No shit sherlock.
I'd agree, if the dude paid for his sister. Then it would be like, weird, but ok.
The fire station/pizza hut story was the best. Stories like that warm my soul and gives me faith in humanity.
6:57 I felt so bad for OP, what her in law did was just evil and she thought she could get away with it. I hope she and husband are okay!
I don't get racism, i mean what does skin color have anything to do with anything at all!? Also i'm white so this has nothing to do with me being black and not thinking it's unfair for me, i just feel bad for black people being treated so bad.
Fear, ignorance and being raised/around like minded people.
They could think that they live in a reality where they are more succeaful than them(especially since we are in 2019) or think they might be plotting to do bad or that they are not good enough or straight up had a terrible experience with a different race person and it stuck to him/her. In some standpoints I understand why they are racist, but not all of them, some are pure irrational idiots taught wrong from right. Some people just never grow up and this kind of shit will only get their shit kicked in and make their beliefs stronger.
They're not black people. They are people.
Pigs_ BaconBoi it’s not only black people it’s Muslims and Asians
This is a sad world we live in
I used to think Racism was ignorance and pettiness when I was younger. But now after ethnicity has been the only common denominator for hundreds of nasty experiences over the decades i've learned that it often has a solid basis, and that things I used to think were nasty stereotypes are perfectly valid expectations~
... and it's often still ignorance and pettiness. As per this anecdote.
@@Eunostos I agree.
For example I fully understand why some people are racist towards Jews on a religious standpoint. Basically being that Jews killed Jesus cause they thought "he was a false prophet" got the Romans to kill him.
I mean if I was a "holier than thou" bible thumper I wouldn't like to be near them.
I think i’m gonna dress up as a choosing beggar for halloween, go to Rslash’s house, and sue him for emotional assault when he screams at me out of pure horror. Because, as we all know, there is nothing scarier than an entitled, choosing beggar
That would be funny as hell
Yeah I was shocked she understood the sarcasm when she offered to mop and clean the litter too 😂
"greed (A Sin) *begins to request more* on the contrary
Two examples of absolute legends at the end there, both the fire fighters and the pizza guy
I have a feeling a choosing beggers would be so stupid to ask: are hostages free?
The part about that entitled mother questioning OP about trying to guilt trip her is something else
Ive looked at so many R/SLASHes i think the red ones are starting to move lol
Name is fucking gross, the comment is just cringe.
No u
@@conscripthornet4430 Read your username.
Your just wrong chill noones doing anything to u, plus, your are just wrong
I like wholesome stories like this last one why can't every story in this way
When I was a teen in the 1970s I worked at a McDonald's, often until closing. We'd be there until 2AM, cleaning and so on. During this time we'd go out the back door with bags of trash for the dumpster. Almost EVERY night some guy with his girlfriend would come cruising around the parking lot looking for free food - anything for free. We weren't allowed to do that (though the manager allowed US to get free leftover food) because it wasn't safe to give out food that had been sitting. But even at that age, I always wondered WHAT KIND OF GUY WOULD TRY TO GET GARBAGE FOOD FOR HIS "BEST GIRL"? Good grief - that's NOT the way to impress a nice girl!
Why do i love watching and listening to these so much? They genuinely stress me out and piss me off lol. Thanks rSlash, great content as ever.
Choosing beggar: understands sarcasm
Everyone: Code red people! We're not trained for this!
Just gonna say; cringe.
8:27
Story: "I used to work at a little pizzeria-"
Me: *_Oh no, Freddy's a choosingbeggar_*
I’ll never forget how hard I cringed on this comment.
What's so cringey about FNAF? •remembers the edgy OCs some people made•
....Ok, I kinda get where you're coming from
Pizza: *has mushrooms on it*
CB: guess I'll die
_crazycrafter cosmos: Good
Dear r/Slash,
My wife and I really enjoy your readings. I myself deal with entitled wastes of flesh daily, so it's a constant for me to agree with the justice being served to the ones deserved mentioned in the reddit posts, but it was really nice to hear about the fan of the firefighters in the end of this reading today. It's nice, it is really uplifting to rediscover the kindness people can actually have, and to re-realize that faith in humanity can still be valued. Keep sharing those, it's a pleasant upbeat from the negative.
7:57 finally someone censors the worst word of all: go
When I worked at KFC if we had a buck ton of chicken left at the end of a shift we would give it to the cops as a thank you for their hard work.
Who in the flying flip would bring a sibling to a first date? There is no logic to that.
I love the whole "You're being greedy, which is a SIN!" Yeah, YOUR sin. YOU are the greedy party. Demands made of others for your own sense of entitlement is the greedy act. Each individual has the right to their own person, time and effort. Keeping it is not at all greedy.
no one:
absolutely no one:
rslash: MORE CHOOSING BEGGARS COMING RIGHT UP!
“You stupid crunt” is now my favorite insult ever
"Go to hell nerd" the CB wasnt really gonna throw hands with a Chad
Choosing beggars are one shade away from being thieves.
All I have to say is, be careful who you marry. You also marry their family. Choose wisely.
While it's something to consider, I think nothing should get in the way of who you love. Personally wouldn't care if my future spouse's family didn't like me one bit. That's one set of birthdays and Christmas gifts I don't have to buy.
That's mostly true - but if it's a solid relationship and if the spouse is really so much better than his or her family - than chances are that the spouse also wants to get away from said family. And there's always the possibility to bring up to 12500 miles between you and them.
And if this isn't enough, I heared they still searching for Mars pioneers.
Jokes aside, you don't need necessarily to marry the family along with the spouse. At least not for very long.
I love listening to your podcast when I’m bored bro keep it up 🤘👊
"What do you mean you wont go on a second date?!" *punches wall* "see that wall was talking sh*t about you and I am defending your honor!"
To the pizza guy sending the extra pizzas for free to the firefighters, you're the man.
2:05 it rhymes!
You're gonna help Cass
It's your fault she fails class
You CAN be free on wednesday
You don't need the money anyway!
That last story about the firemen was great. Very cool☺
I had a free pizza with mushrooms I didn't take it. The reason why I am deathly allergic to mushrooms
You're not a choosing beggar if you literally have no choice but to decline
If that woman was truly starving she woulda took the pizza no matter if she liked it or not. No reason to be picky if you’re starving & have no money.
Any sensible person: *breathes*
Choosing Beggar: "U R MY SLAVE!!!!!"
@8:25 Did she get there, go back home then return? LOL
9:38 anyone else see an opportunity for r/MaliciousCompliance? (Giving the lady 1 string of cheese)
Good on her to walk out! Also, I would say maybe he was frustrated at his sister, but he asked her right out to pay for his sister's food.
Her: (A SIN) **you fell your sins crawling on your back**
Got that reference, just a thing, you misspelled "feel"
Undertale?
I like the mystery pizza fire fighter fan!!! That’s awesome! Refreshing to hear GOOD people tales!
Slash i think everybody thought the choosingbeggar would say yes to the kitty litter thing in the first or second
Love listening to you as in me and hubby...very awesome! Thank you and a hello to Yugo!
rSlash, you should do a compilation of your Puppy Bloopers as well as more Treelaw.
I agree
yesss
He has an playlist of it
1500000% yes!!!!!!!!!
Congrats on being the 50th+ person to suggest this, you’re no smarter than any other minecraft 9 year old.
I love the r/choosingbeggars posts with texts in between the OP and the choosy beggar.
That little girl isn't failing her classes because OP doesn't tutor her. She is failing because she has her mom's genes :v
That’s true
Yeah I was surprised that woman understood the sarcasm about the mopping and kitty litter comment as well
Choosing Beggar: *understands sarcasm*
Other Choosing Beggars: We don't do that here!
9:59 so wholesome
Lol, that first story sounds like my ex’s family. PSA: if the person you like has to bring siblings to dates, avoid at all costs
Your "Karen" voice is classic! I love it. It reminds me of Kyle's dad voice when he smelled his own farts.
Dam I LOVE mushrooms on pizza it’s my fav topping
Omg that awesome pizza dude who fed firefighters is also a hero!
Who says no to perfectly fine pepperoni & mushroom pizza? sheesh
Even if I didn't like mushrooms, I'd just pick them off once I had taken the pizza.
Still a whole, perfectly good pizza left.
Vegans
@mason thornton Rejected a FREE pepperoni and mushroom pizza when she was "starving."
People allergic to either meat or mushrooms most likely. One of my friends from uni is allergic to meat and chocolate, so she gotta be very careful.
I'm not a huge fan of mushrooms on pizza but I will still eat a pizza like that. It's understandable if it's something you're allergic or sensitive(food sensitivity I mean), but otherwise I completely agree. And hey, if I was stranded and got a free pizza like that I'd be over the moon.
I don’t like mushrooms either but I would totally take that free pizza and be super grateful for it!
Dude why was the vid so short today? Hope everything is okay!
Seriously!!
Just a overall shitty comment.
The guy that sent pizzas to the firefighters is a ROCKSTAR!!!
"Don't be greedy (A SIN)!"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Hypocrisy?
I would have probably walked out on it before this drama even came down I would have been so scared to have to explain why she's stealing food of other people's plates
"WTF IS YOURE PROBLEMM????" Did you mean to say You are problem?
Laughed out loud when you said, "U're a piece of doodoo!"
7:57 thank you for censoring the word 'go' for us, it drives me crazy when people leave it uncensored.
Such a original comment.
With that last story, when the OP put "fan" in inverted commas I thought he was gonna stalk them or something unsavoury. What a legend :D
Im going to sue because i had a long work week and this video wasnt LONG ENOUGH
I love your voices on the entitled people
I agree with the pizza CB...fungus is absolutely disgusting. I'm not starving, but if I was, even with my borderline phobia of fungus, i'd still pick them off and eat it.
Exactly. But she let her kid ( assuming she was telling the truth) go hungry rather than take the trouble to pick mushrooms off her share.
It rubs me the wrong way that you call it fungus, not that your wrong but eww. I like how squishy mushrooms look and how soft moss is but when you say it like that it reminds me of how they grow. I probably hate all mold with your passion for hating fungi and that's what it makes me think of. I'm too much of a bitch to fact check myself on mold though so I'll never know.
The story about the racist family is literally what my family goes through. My dad's side of the family literally ostracized us because my mom is black and from the Caribbean. I've only ever met them twice, and my "grandmother" was staring daggers the whole time.
7:76
I guess you can’t even say “go” now without demonetization.
Triggered!
One night i was working security at a private residence gate and had no lunch and no money and it was after midnight. A pizza delivery guy came by making a delivery and i joked and told him "Do you have any free pizzas?" He told me an order changed their minds and didnt want the pizza they ordered and I could have it. I was really hungry and told him sure thank you. He gave me a pineapple and olive pizza. It was disgusting but I was so hungry I ate over half of it.
Rslash read this please
Person: Wow! A wild entitled parent!
Entitled parent: Recording me? I'm calling the police!
The other night my mom got pepperoni and mushroom pizza. I don't like mushrooms. I was hungry. Mom offered me some pizza. I gladly accepted, and you know what? Couldn't even taste the shrooms.
Can you give me 100 dollars, ew not two 50 dollar bills!!
But 2 fifty dollar bills makes 100 dollars, and you did ask for 100 dollars soooo
AaronTurner505 PSN You my good man have landed in the R/wooosh zone, you are an official idiot. Congratulations.
@@conscripthornet4430 time to add this to the subreddit of r/whoosh
AaronTurner505 PSN My comment or yours?
@@conscripthornet4430 I took a screenshot of this whole comment thread and posted it on r/whoosh
Goddamn that second made me feel like I took my glasses off to read a message on my phone and I dont even wear glasses. 😂
i dont want your likes i dont want anything from you i just want you to be happy
have a happy nice and safe day or night 😇
shut the fuck up
That’s not nice
stfu and take my likes you gorgeous person
@@9999-k9q no u
99 99 sir, that was not necessary.
rSlash, THANK YOU for adding that positive story at the end. Will you do that with more of your videos, please? The normal content is funny af, but it's nice to get that little reminder of good people in the world.
This video is short and it's freaking me out
That’s because he is (inevitably) going to run out of comments to put into a video, so he has to cut back on some stories per video.
I will admit, I was definitely surprised when the beggar got the sarcasm.