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@@MadDog2k1 as a dutch guy who learned dutch, english, italian, and german i can speak german perfectly fine... Im still struggling with things like that, and grammar
He, I'm guessing, decided that no other meat comes close so why eat inferiors? This sounds, to my knowledge, like a person that would do it again given the opportunity, but I won't say/can't say that definitively. He mostly seemed picky and _respectful_ of his, er... options?
@@watchout5508 Tbf, if you have as strict a criteria as they do then you pretty just get whoever's available, whereas in wider society people have more options (and thus higher standards) hence why you're still single
@@watchout5508 go to a bar alone in a new place where you don’t know anyone, just walk up and say your new to the town usually the barman will introduce you to his regulars hopefully you’ll leave five hours later and will have met around 30 people made some friends and met some birds. Works everytime I’ve tried it.
@@unrealdevon Unless he wants round 2 it'd have to be mad lass. Ignoring of course.. Chris's reasoning for being trans and just rational logic in general
Ah good, old Armin... we still get people showing up at his house almost daily hoping to "find souvenirs". It's like Drachenlord's house but noone shouts at you.
@@IIZCHAOS He punched a Guy in his probation, this and for an insult. His House is already soled but he can stay until he have go to Jail, in a half Year I guess. It‘s all new, we don‘t know either that much about it.
"He ate 45 pounds of human meat over a year and a half." I certainly hope he had one of those vacuum sealing devices, you don't want to eat freezer burned human flesh.
I saw a documentary about this guy years ago. They interviewed one of his former fishing buddies and the guy talked about how shocked they all were and how normal he appeared etc. At the end of the interview the interviewer jokingly asked if they'd take him fishing again if he were released. The expected response was something like a laugh and "no I don't think so," but instead the man took it deadly seriously and considered the question with gravity. His answer was that yes, he would be willing to go fishing with him, and if he tried anything funny they could simply push him over the side of the boat. He then looked straight at the interviewer with a deadpan face, "I think it would be for the best." I came away from it wondering if it was just Armin or was the whole town this close to killing someone.
As much as this story got me green under the gills, I have to admit that he's somehow better than Chris Chan. I don't think I have to elaborate, or rather I don't want to.
I cant stress this enough. We need a mini madlad on the south American warrior Galvarino. The Spaniards cut off his hands and sent him back to his village as a ""this is what happens" message, and instead of being afraid of the spanish,Galvarino begged his chief to let him lead an even larger attack. The absolute chad had blades attached to his stumps and led a 5000+ man charge.
I grew up with Rammstein and one of the songs my brother made me listen to A LOT was "Mein Teil" and i am just now realizing it's 100% about Armin Meiwes😂
I think the most horrifying thing about this is kind of secondary to the actual killing; some poor German fed probably had to watch the entirety of that recorded video, multiple times over. Not quite worth the paycheck imo.
@@DeHerg I still wonder what the recruiting process is like for those anti-nonce taskforces. Surely they must only assign experienced investigators into those units. I hope to Christ they have regular psych checks.
@@SupremeUnit I couldn't find anything on the internal recruiting but from what I could find(in the last few minutes) the entry level to get into the BKA itself is already extremely high (multi year study in their internal university + IT degree). The department itself seems to fall under the subdivision "heavy and organised crime" (same level as weapon smuggling and hacking attacks against the government). I doubt they put the greenhorns in there.
Imagine going through all the trouble of becoming a professional in a respected and high-paying field like an engineer… All to throw it away by volunteering to be eaten by another dude with mommy issues
You gotta work for something my man, you gotta work for something other than the job Unless you really like the job Which can be challenging, as an engineer.
I will never understand how ones brain just waves through the idea of getting consensually killed, and eaten. Like, how does a person reverse their survival instinct, to do the exact opposite of what it's wired to prevent?
The entire reason the body experiences pain is so that we don’t do the things that hurt us as a way to protect us. I don’t understand how the brain rewired one of the body’s core defence mechanisms so much that a man physically enjoyed the half-assed job of his penis being chopped off
I went to war 3 times. I've seen horrors that are barely comprehensible but they were. I understood the cause for the effect. I lost war brothers. I thought I knew grief and sadness. 15 years later my little brother died in his sleep. He just......didn't wake up. I was completely devastated. I went into a severe depression. Then the covaids lock downs started. I went catatonic for days on end. I wouldn't eat, drink, sleep, shower, shave or anything. I didn't even listen to music. I just laid on my bed in a mind prison of unimaginable crippling sadness. I couldn't stop it, I wanted to get back control of my mind - I just couldn't. This was obviously untenable and I finally reached out for help. I got a psychologist who specializes in grief counseling for veterans. He is also a veteran. He really helped me out and we actually became friends. After our sessions became us just shooting the proverbial shit for hour I stopped being a patient and we would go drinking to shoot the shit. He didn't always work with vets. Early in his practice he worked with the criminally insane. Bruh. Some of the shit he told me made my hardened heart's blood run cold in my combat veteran viens. I fear no man nor God but fuck......there are some twisted fucking people walking among us. They have the internet. They can get together online instead of being publicly shunned or locked away in the nut-house. The problem is now spreading. Think about it...... 40 years ago (when I was born) if you took a kid to a doctor saying "my son thinks that he is a girl so I want you to block his hormones with experimental drugs then pump him full of estrogen in hopes that we can cut his genitals off later" you would be thrown in prison. You would never see your son again. If a grown man went to a doctor and said he was really a female deerkin pansexual and he wanted his dick n balls gone and some fake tits installed he would go to the looney bin not the operating room. Some real crazy shit is going down. Literally.
@@sirllamaiii9708 its clearly contributed to ruining the guy ur responding to. dude somehow wrote an essay to let us all know he doesn't fear God and then a paragraph about trans children. idk wtf that has to do with the video but I guess he needed to feel heard.
@@vicentgalvan70 2x "dangerous bodily harm" against trolls and 5x "insult" against trolls and police officers. But it was said in the press that there are actually over 100 legal proceeding against him of insult and attacks currently. He already was on probation.
@@PredatorianStyl People can get prosecuted for insults in Germany? I thought "hate speech" laws are only a thing in the UK. Then again, it's Germany we're talking here, so I guess it's no wonder Nazis are in power... Again.
Hey Dank, I am from Germany and in 2009 I lived in Rotenburg studying for a year at their college until I left. I went to see the house. Huge damn Resident Evil like mansion in a tiny village called Wüstefeld. There were two horses at the other side of the road, both with stabbed out eyes, being totally blind. I didn't had the balls to go inside, so I just had a glance at all this. Well, later my collegues and I, studying law, went to visit the prison in Kassel in the north of Hesse. Basically a field trip where we could see not only the prison system from the inside, but also having the chance to meet him. We asked a prison guard if this was possible and in this situation it was actually doable, because the prisoners had two hours of free time, where they could do all kinds of activities like visiting other prison mates, playing cards and whatever, he just had to ask him if he was ok with it. After like 10 minutes, the guard/guide came back and said that he is delighted to have visitors because he is insanely bored, only thing: he don't want to talk about the cannibalism, because he has high hopes to be free again and he don't want to jeopardize this chance by saying something what could be held against him. So us, a group of 12 people, stood in front of his cell and no one wanted to go inside being the first. Meiwes sat on a chair, smiling and said to us: come in, I don't bite. And it really lifted the spirit up. Cell wasn't THAT small, but small enough that it was like in a tasty sardine can, like he said. And all we talked about was everyday life in prison for a little less than 15 minutes, nothing exiting. What was exciting though is when we was at the Frankfurt court, where he had his trials. A prosecutor, who looked like a mixture of Frank Sinatra and Iggy Pop, who talked about his work and showed us the evidence room which was FULL of weapona, drugs and other crazy shit (which makes me feel a lot more uncomfortable than I would like to admit) was helding a cassette tape, and asked us who is ready to watch the Meiwes tape he made during the killing, butchering and eating of the victim. 10 people were disgusted, me and my lady friend were like: fuck yeah, lets pop it in the VCR. So, the video started basically with him and him alone. An exciting face of Meiwes announcing his life long dream and a pretty calm and merry soon-to-be-victim sitting besides him. I asked the prosecutor for a pause and went like: I already can't unsee what I have seen and it didn't even start. What are the chances that I'll need a psychiatrist after that? He only replied: damn high chances if you ask me. What, you are 19, 20 years old? (19 at the time) So, I did the right thing and asked him politely to stop the tape. I am still thinking about those horses with stabbed out eyes.
"His Dating life is pretty much over" Hybristophilia is a thing, mate. Jeffrey Dahmer got plenty of love letters in prison. Richard Ramirez got married in prison, and Ted Bundy got legally married in court, while they were deciding on what his penalty would be.
I wonder how often that happens in reverse, men falling for female serial killers. Probably not often, I think its probably a holdover from caveman days when strong psychopathic male = protection for women against other males.
@@barahng >strong psychopathic male = protection for women against other males. Actually, no. A psychopathic male makes a lot of enemies, who may also target her and her offspring, so it's a very poor choice to pair up with. What "you" want is a male who can obviously put up a fight, but DOESN'T fight unnecessarily. Which begs the question: how does a woman in that context find out whether or not a man may is a good fighter if she can't see him fight? Well, one hypothesis I heard from Lindybeige is that dancing evolved for that very reason. In some more primitve hunter gatherer cultures it's only the men who dance, and rather than what we see as a dance like a waltz, it's much more focused on displaying pure physical fitness. I remember him talking about one tribe where the dance is basically just the men jumping up and down to see who can keep it up the longest. Hybristophilic women are mentally deranged themselves, and I think that at least part of the appeal to those women is the idea of being able to "wield" a violent man and his impulses. But this is a disfunctional/pathological way of thinking, and highly dangerous to the women in question, so not a viable mating strategy at all.
22:10 I actually heard in a documentary that some members of the jury sought compensation because the video induced PTSD and they required therapeutic help.
*JSTARK* is an absolute candidate for a Mad Lads in the future. Hopefully the German Gov. releases some actual information on what exactly happened. Regardless, JStark1809 is an absolute mad lad. LFOFD
@@dasleikjr not sure what you mean. Just through a cursory search of JStark its easy to see what he wants "owning firearms is a human right" "citizens should have the means to protect themselves against tyrannical governments or entities". unless you're quoting the guy
The sad thing is, he would only remain stable if he didn't live alone. It is probably the busy household of prison that kept him right (along with the daily structure and mental help)
Because of this, he isn't getting released from prison. In germany, when you get life in prison, you can ask to be released after 15 years if you are deemed psychological stable. But psychologists say Meiwes isn't and that it is uncertain what he will do when he is outside of prison again, so he is denied being released
@@fuckinantipope5511 That’s really nice and I mean that sincerely I have not much experience on American presidents only what I see on TV I live in Australia but I can assure you are present in the prison and the psychological strains alone just by being sent or forced to go to a prison can do until damage to any men in any country and that Dragon Lord fella although he is his own worst enemy and a lot of the blame must fall upon himself I genuinely feel sorry for him and in my unqualified opinion prison is not going to rehabilitate or benefit or better him in anyway whatsoever in fact quite the contrary he needs a mental health professional or a team of mental health professionals he needs treatment not prison at the end of the day he was defending his sister and that has resulted in a sequence of events that has literally been catastrophic for him his life and his mental health. Being sent to prison is only going to do more damage to him and intern when he does return into the community whenever that may be like I’ve said there’s no upside there any party no one is gonna benefit from him being locked up in a cell surrounded by dangerous and much more violent offenders on him
Do the Mad Baron, Von Ungern Sternberg, who tried to recreate the mongol empire and was such a lunatic the mongols thought he was the god of war reborn
Great show! Can't wait for another morsel like this one. Plenty of time left in the month for a few more bite-sized episodes. I know all of us fans are rather hungry for more.
Ah yes, Armin. A distant relative of mine. To this day he claims to not fighting fot his right to be eventually Released from prison, but for the Right of Bernd to choose his own way to end things.
Having spent more than ten minutes on Discord, this story is not only entirely believable, but likely to have already happened other times, is happening right now, or will happen in the future.
This was fabulously entertaining and interesting, with no small part to Dankula for all those puns. Sexual fetishes like these can be treated by pleasuring oneself only to normal stimuli over a period of about 6-12 months, and using "thought stopping" whenever the fetish desire presents itself. Dankula's takeaway, that the victim wasn't of sound mind makes sense, but it is an interesting case in terms of legality. 10/10 to Dankula for this video. Subscribed and liked.
I think I get him giving up meat. Imagine your turn-on and your illness are both linked to the taste and texture of meat--every bite would risk a relapse.
I live not so far away from Rothenburg. I am not old enough to remember everything but I do have some memory of the retrail and it was a real big media circus. Also there's still some talk about him then and there. Sometimes someone's like "oh like the cannibal of Rothenburg". So yeah. He's famous here
I have actually seen a screenshot from video of the guy's body being sawn in half and hung up on a meat hook. I wish I could get that image out of my head.
Let me guess, found it on the dark net? If you go looking around places like that, your never going to be prepared for what you see. Worst thing I saw that someone leaked from the dark Web before it was taken down, was a Jihadi killer displaying his victims decapitated heads. It makes you realise the world's always going to have shit like this in it, and you just have to make the best of what you have in life.
Count, the puns you placed in this story was a lot for viewers to stomach, but I for one managed choking down the story. Keep the Mad Lads stories coming.
Armin's victim went through with being eaten instead of being confronted by his partner about selling all of the house belongings. I don't know how to feel about that.
He made Uday Hussein seem like a good chap. When he ordered his men to kill an entire school of children and save their ammo, they proceeded to stab and bash the brains in of over 500 children. Blood literally flowed from the steps of the building.
Imagine how bad it would've been if he was a necrophilliac... *Oh wait, he was.* And his cruelty was never curbed by anyone, not in Belarus not in Warsaw... In Belarus his preffered method of extermination was burning churches full of people and shooting any escapees; men, women and children. And they were the luckier ones
"herr derr, the Nazis, who banned most degeneracy, predicted that absolute state we're in now and fought commies were actual super evil, herr derr, this is 2015 herr derr"
@@sh-hg4eg The Nazis were commies themselves, you fool, just a different brand. A world under Nazism would be no better than what we have now, and if you don't consider mass-genocide of your own people degeneracy, then you got some questions to answer
@@adamsackfield589 he didn't actually care about consent, if he did he'd consider impaired consent. What he cared about was fullfilling hos fantasy and to still be able to think of himself as a good little boy so he rationalised and surprise, he came up with an answer.
@@TheTurinturumbar if you reject the premise that a person has to be insane to want to die, then the victim could have consented fully. (Going from only whats said in the video)
As a German who has seen all of his Interviews; I believe he still is a Cannibal who wants to fulfill his Urges, but he also is a very, very good Liar.
Probably the first Madlad to actually make me stop midway through a madlad and take a break from it. Congrats Dank, you finally broke me, 74 videos, passed Bjork Stalker, Shoko Asahara's terrorist attacks, even Uday Hussein's actions, the abuse of Gary Plauche's child, and Olga of Kiev's bloody revenge. And this is the one that broke my endurance. Even the Bloody Countess and Vlad the Impaler didn't do this to me.
If you wanna really test yourself watch the whole interview with Armin Meiwes where he describes the events himself in detail. Took me multiple breaks to get though it, just because how surreal and brutal the whole thing is.
17:45 Brussel sprouts are good and good for you. Try roasting or frying them so that they're golden brown rather than burning, steaming, or boiling them.
mad lad idea - just a profile on the leaders of the first crusade. baldwin, godfrey, tancred, raymond, etc. All had some nutso stories before and during the crusades
Well done, sir! Clearly, you are one hoopy frood who knows where his towel is! (Just remembered: isn't that the Fifth Doctor/Peter Davison on that platter?
Note that the only thing that was undisputably consensual was the cannibalism part - which initially was restricted to one particular body part. Whether the victim actually consented to being killed is not quite clear.
Every dam time I hear count's intro music it just brings a big smile to my dial.. bloody good. Props to the musicians who wrote that beautiful bit of music.
25:05 Ramstiiin? Ohh no dankie, you one of those "Watea " Freaks :oo I love your work, found you like an half a year ago and it has been a goldmime keep it up
Pausing at the start cause I'm just amazed AND SUPREMELY HAPPY that you started as "no one" that made a joke with a dog. And after becoming a free-speech Icon, you get sponsors now. Bless you friend, from the US.
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Aye aye
I wanna put ma bawz in ya jawz
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Who the f*ck likes Brussel sprouts?
You’re too punny Bro!!
Mini mad lads on Samuel Whittemore?
Ironically his home town is Essen, which is German for "to eat."
or just "eating"
@@petervonfroster8i or just "Food" .... yes ... german is a weapon, not a language
hurr durr, contexts and literal translations are not the same in German.
Actually since you write it with a capital "E" it would be most fitting to translate it to "food"
@@MadDog2k1 as a dutch guy who learned dutch, english, italian, and german i can speak german perfectly fine...
Im still struggling with things like that, and grammar
Imagine getting eaten by a guy and then he turns into a vegetarian. That's gotta be like the super version of feeling like you turned someone gay.
Or I guess in this case straight.
German jails 😌
He, I'm guessing, decided that no other meat comes close so why eat inferiors?
This sounds, to my knowledge, like a person that would do it again given the opportunity, but I won't say/can't say that definitively.
He mostly seemed picky and _respectful_ of his, er... options?
@@Spthomas47 Yh thats the vibe I got too. Reminded me of that It's Always Sunny episode when Dee and Charlie think they ate human meat.
I don’t really care if you did but, did you take this comment from Whang’s comment section?
Edit: Same guy, nevermind
“The public found the news hard to digest”… The food-pun count just went up to 10
Don't forget "in poor taste", "he was rather salty", and "the public wanted to see him fried", lol.
@@quirkychap And the "just a flash in the pan"
There was waaaaay more than just that tho waaaaay more
At least another 3 to add to the pot. 🤣
The line about "Weiner schnitzel" also counts, given what "weiner" is slang for.
As a great African warlord once said:
“You can’t consent to being a pizza”
Underrated ss13 comment
Now this is an absolutely great reference.
Oh Kony. You will be missed
"Security to surgery quick! He's turning her into a Papa Johns
Ah yes the shenanigans of seth and space station 13
For the suitor that wanted to be bludgeoned to death, I'm awfully disappointed that Dankula didn't say Armin wasn't into... beating his meat.
Lol
Haha yesss 💀
Missed opportunity.
Fuckin LMAO 😂😂😂🐓
Another missed opportunity:
A cannibal turned vegetarian?!
*The irony is DELICIOUS.*
"he's a vegetarian now
Still a cannibal because he's also a fruit
kek
Lol
You win the internet for today 😂😂
Top Kek
Hahahahahah
There's literally a partner for a gay cannibal, but im still single...
Might want to adapt your profile :-)
@NI GGER whaa? XD
@@watchout5508 Tbf, if you have as strict a criteria as they do then you pretty just get whoever's available, whereas in wider society people have more options (and thus higher standards) hence why you're still single
@@AeneasGemini my preferences are 'alive' and 'healthy'... But yeh i guess that is too picky..
@@watchout5508 go to a bar alone in a new place where you don’t know anyone, just walk up and say your new to the town usually the barman will introduce you to his regulars hopefully you’ll leave five hours later and will have met around 30 people made some friends and met some birds. Works everytime I’ve tried it.
Never would I hear about a gay/veteran/cannibal with abandonment issues being all like "professionals have standards"
He is German though, thus Standards and Order are a prerequisite for most anything...
Or maybe I'm just being racist...
Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to eat everyone you meat*.
@@RoachDogg_JR meat*
@@RoachDogg_JR hahahahaha greatness :p
certainly a more pleasant fellow than ed gein who also had mommy issues.
I love how armin is a cannibal, but he’s a cannibal with standards
kinda made it all sound like a messed up lovestory.
sure takes a lot of kindness to fullfill someones outrageous desires like that.
>Armin argues the victim consented to it
>immediately flashback to Sseth's SS13 review: * "You can't consent to being a pizza" *
"Sec to medbay! Hes turning him into a papa johns!"
Huh?
@@johnrice1943 sseth mad a review of space station 13 its a quote from that. If youve never heard of him id check him out
Space lube and the literal N-Bomb.
@@Quacktical "But before he headed out he turned to me and said "THANKS N-""
*ass and chest bombs obliterate the medbay*
"girlfriend-free boy"
*Chris Chan flashbacks*
I wanted to say something, but with recent developments...no
pre sure that was a reference
loled! :D
Would be fun with a chris chan mad lad.
@@unrealdevon Unless he wants round 2 it'd have to be mad lass. Ignoring of course.. Chris's reasoning for being trans and just rational logic in general
The forum "The cannibal Cafe" wasn't for gay cannibals. Just regular ones. So completely normal.
Of course mr. Lecter
Wait
And to think I thought there was something wrong with it at first
IT was even a sligthly homophobic forum. Thats why its closed today.
@@MasterBlaster220
i struggle to believe that that’s the only reason
Since there was a sexual aspect to the murder, I guess you could say he killed because he was hungry AND thirsty.
Good one.
What we al want to know is how thicc the victim was…
Cringe..
Badum Tst....
Ah good, old Armin... we still get people showing up at his house almost daily hoping to "find souvenirs". It's like Drachenlord's house but noone shouts at you.
"we"?
Probably someone living in the neighborhood (guess).
well in a couple of months it's gonna be exactly like Drachenlord's house.
@@Humongous_Hongonggolongus Wait what, he's getting parole?
@@emilolinsson7980 We as in "me and the other people living here"
In Armin's mind, his victim absolutely had to consent.
"You are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad GUY"
Sticking with German mad lads, the Dragon lord story is continuing. He's been sentenced to 2 years in prison and his house has been sold.
Dafuq
Part 3 is gonna be a banger
@@IIZCHAOS He punched a Guy in his probation, this and for an insult.
His House is already soled but he can stay until he have go to Jail, in a half Year I guess.
It‘s all new, we don‘t know either that much about it.
@@tom-sn999 I hope he goes straight to jail, I can't imagine this ends well if he stays there any longer, especially after his sentence.
Shit I literally thought about Dragon lord yesterday, wondered how he is doing.
"He ate 45 pounds of human meat over a year and a half."
I certainly hope he had one of those vacuum sealing devices, you don't want to eat freezer burned human flesh.
Preach, brother.
Same. It tastes really bad after that.
The freezer burn is the only problem with that
@@prot07ype87 what
@@prot07ype87 👀
"They wanted to see Armin fry."
Forgotten for an instance that there is no death penalty in Germany.
I saw a documentary about this guy years ago. They interviewed one of his former fishing buddies and the guy talked about how shocked they all were and how normal he appeared etc. At the end of the interview the interviewer jokingly asked if they'd take him fishing again if he were released. The expected response was something like a laugh and "no I don't think so," but instead the man took it deadly seriously and considered the question with gravity. His answer was that yes, he would be willing to go fishing with him, and if he tried anything funny they could simply push him over the side of the boat. He then looked straight at the interviewer with a deadpan face, "I think it would be for the best."
I came away from it wondering if it was just Armin or was the whole town this close to killing someone.
what documentary if you can remember?
@@abhrntcrtre No idea. It was old enough that it could only have aired on RTE, channel4 or BBC. I don't think we had other channels at that point.
@@peterhoulihan9766 aye fair enough
you misspelled country
@@gewuerzwanze5627 If that person's name starts with an "A" and ends with an "ngela Merkel" I wouldn't blame them for trying.
"...girlfriend-free..."
Is this the future of Chris Chan?
The future for him is a jail cell, thankfully.
As much as this story got me green under the gills, I have to admit that he's somehow better than Chris Chan. I don't think I have to elaborate, or rather I don't want to.
Would've been less fucked up than what Chris-chan did to his mom
@@scoe5908 I think it's much more likely Chris will be put into a insane asylum
@@TheAsylumCat Dude, seriously? As disgusting as Chris Chan is, I don't think he's _killed_ anyone yet.
"The public found the news hard to digest."
*Food pun 10*
"They wanted to see Armin fry."
*Food pun 11*
“Denn du bist, was du isst” Which means You are what you eat. The more you know
I know this is informational but I just gotta say
"Und ihr wisst was es ist
Es ist MEIN TEIL"
Nein
I was hoping I'd find Rammstein lyrics here at some point.
We have not been disappointed.
Wortwörtlich. 🤣 (literally)
I cant stress this enough. We need a mini madlad on the south American warrior Galvarino. The Spaniards cut off his hands and sent him back to his village as a ""this is what happens" message, and instead of being afraid of the spanish,Galvarino begged his chief to let him lead an even larger attack. The absolute chad had blades attached to his stumps and led a 5000+ man charge.
hes got a banger story, i think he should totally be in the mad lad series
You could say that the chief decided on a hands off approach to the situation
wHAT?????
@@checkurs675 He was a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.
@@vicentgalvan70 *s
A cannibal turned vegetarian?!
*The irony is DELICIOUS.*
So, Apparently, Was the dude
At least he's not vegan! Lol
He turned vegan Bc he said he “didn’t want to spoil the best meat he’ll ever have”
I love that he was born in Essen, which literally translates to "To Eat"
That's nuts
Wait till you hear about baden baden. Which means „to bathe to bathe“
@@Mr.Marbles there's a town in England called Bath too
I came here to say this same thing
Was bout to comment this LMAO
Damn. Another madlads? This has been a great month to be a dankula fan. Hes feeding us good.
Yeah... Has me concerned tbh
Lmao feeding his kid good
He’s getting ads and decent views, he should be ok, don’t worry.
Yes he is!!!
I have like 20 to catch up on
I grew up with Rammstein and one of the songs my brother made me listen to A LOT was "Mein Teil" and i am just now realizing it's 100% about Armin Meiwes😂
Armin has a stronger moral compass than the best of the world's politicians
And most of society.
You F delusional?@@MasterBlaster220
I think the most horrifying thing about this is kind of secondary to the actual killing; some poor German fed probably had to watch the entirety of that recorded video, multiple times over. Not quite worth the paycheck imo.
And now remember there is a BKA (german FBI) unit exclusively tasked to investigate cases of CP. Talk about pulling the short straw.
@@DeHerg 100% they're all pedos
@@DeHerg I still wonder what the recruiting process is like for those anti-nonce taskforces. Surely they must only assign experienced investigators into those units. I hope to Christ they have regular psych checks.
@@SupremeUnit I couldn't find anything on the internal recruiting but from what I could find(in the last few minutes) the entry level to get into the BKA itself is already extremely high (multi year study in their internal university + IT degree). The department itself seems to fall under the subdivision "heavy and organised crime" (same level as weapon smuggling and hacking attacks against the government). I doubt they put the greenhorns in there.
I think the biggest risk there is the person watching found a new interest.
“Looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered”
The Master Butcher
"Armin burnt the penis" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear Count Dankula say
"Dying was easier than getting caught cheating."
how to break the continental mould in one line.
i like how dank in the thumbnail looks like he can barely contain his laughter because of the "Meat grindr" pun.
Imagine going through all the trouble of becoming a professional in a respected and high-paying field like an engineer… All to throw it away by volunteering to be eaten by another dude with mommy issues
You gotta work for something my man, you gotta work for something other than the job
Unless you really like the job
Which can be challenging, as an engineer.
Dave Smith true
Try not to respect fields or careers, respect individuals who earn it.
lotta times the smart people are total freaks. something about it i guess wires just get crossed
@@thundercockjackson So that explains why I spend all day looking at demented shit on the internet - it's because I'm smart!
Armin was a soldier? He must've giving all of his heart to be a scout.
Yeah too bad he never made it to the meat of his service.
He was grinding Tbf
I can only imagine what the other in his squad had to say when they came home from the war limbless
is this an anime reference or a cannibal pun
@Unsesquipedalian hehehe, that's okay tho hell be sure to warm it up
I will never understand how ones brain just waves through the idea of getting consensually killed, and eaten. Like, how does a person reverse their survival instinct, to do the exact opposite of what it's wired to prevent?
The entire reason the body experiences pain is so that we don’t do the things that hurt us as a way to protect us. I don’t understand how the brain rewired one of the body’s core defence mechanisms so much that a man physically enjoyed the half-assed job of his penis being chopped off
Research Nihilizm
I went to war 3 times. I've seen horrors that are barely comprehensible but they were. I understood the cause for the effect. I lost war brothers. I thought I knew grief and sadness.
15 years later my little brother died in his sleep. He just......didn't wake up.
I was completely devastated. I went into a severe depression. Then the covaids lock downs started. I went catatonic for days on end. I wouldn't eat, drink, sleep, shower, shave or anything. I didn't even listen to music. I just laid on my bed in a mind prison of unimaginable crippling sadness. I couldn't stop it, I wanted to get back control of my mind - I just couldn't. This was obviously untenable and I finally reached out for help.
I got a psychologist who specializes in grief counseling for veterans. He is also a veteran.
He really helped me out and we actually became friends. After our sessions became us just shooting the proverbial shit for hour I stopped being a patient and we would go drinking to shoot the shit.
He didn't always work with vets. Early in his practice he worked with the criminally insane.
Bruh.
Some of the shit he told me made my hardened heart's blood run cold in my combat veteran viens. I fear no man nor God but fuck......there are some twisted fucking people walking among us.
They have the internet. They can get together online instead of being publicly shunned or locked away in the nut-house.
The problem is now spreading. Think about it......
40 years ago (when I was born) if you took a kid to a doctor saying "my son thinks that he is a girl so I want you to block his hormones with experimental drugs then pump him full of estrogen in hopes that we can cut his genitals off later" you would be thrown in prison. You would never see your son again.
If a grown man went to a doctor and said he was really a female deerkin pansexual and he wanted his dick n balls gone and some fake tits installed he would go to the looney bin not the operating room.
Some real crazy shit is going down.
Literally.
@@daviswhite3591 unrestricted access to the internet has ruined a generation
@@sirllamaiii9708 its clearly contributed to ruining the guy ur responding to. dude somehow wrote an essay to let us all know he doesn't fear God and then a paragraph about trans children.
idk wtf that has to do with the video but I guess he needed to feel heard.
>Born in Essen
>Essen meaning ‘to eat’ in German
My boy was just manifesting his destiny
Dragon Lord was convicted of his current crimes in court yesterday.
He will go to prison for 2 years.
It is time for Dragon Lord Video Number 3 !!!
What are his current crimes? Being ugly, poor, autistic and a slob?
@@vicentgalvan70 2x "dangerous bodily harm" against trolls and 5x "insult" against trolls and police officers. But it was said in the press that there are actually over 100 legal proceeding against him of insult and attacks currently. He already was on probation.
Good grief...
@@PredatorianStyl Honestly, considering th enature of the "dragon game", those people had it coming.
@@PredatorianStyl People can get prosecuted for insults in Germany? I thought "hate speech" laws are only a thing in the UK. Then again, it's Germany we're talking here, so I guess it's no wonder Nazis are in power... Again.
Hey Dank, I am from Germany and in 2009 I lived in Rotenburg studying for a year at their college until I left. I went to see the house. Huge damn Resident Evil like mansion in a tiny village called Wüstefeld. There were two horses at the other side of the road, both with stabbed out eyes, being totally blind. I didn't had the balls to go inside, so I just had a glance at all this.
Well, later my collegues and I, studying law, went to visit the prison in Kassel in the north of Hesse. Basically a field trip where we could see not only the prison system from the inside, but also having the chance to meet him. We asked a prison guard if this was possible and in this situation it was actually doable, because the prisoners had two hours of free time, where they could do all kinds of activities like visiting other prison mates, playing cards and whatever, he just had to ask him if he was ok with it. After like 10 minutes, the guard/guide came back and said that he is delighted to have visitors because he is insanely bored, only thing: he don't want to talk about the cannibalism, because he has high hopes to be free again and he don't want to jeopardize this chance by saying something what could be held against him. So us, a group of 12 people, stood in front of his cell and no one wanted to go inside being the first. Meiwes sat on a chair, smiling and said to us: come in, I don't bite.
And it really lifted the spirit up. Cell wasn't THAT small, but small enough that it was like in a tasty sardine can, like he said. And all we talked about was everyday life in prison for a little less than 15 minutes, nothing exiting.
What was exciting though is when we was at the Frankfurt court, where he had his trials. A prosecutor, who looked like a mixture of Frank Sinatra and Iggy Pop, who talked about his work and showed us the evidence room which was FULL of weapona, drugs and other crazy shit (which makes me feel a lot more uncomfortable than I would like to admit) was helding a cassette tape, and asked us who is ready to watch the Meiwes tape he made during the killing, butchering and eating of the victim. 10 people were disgusted, me and my lady friend were like: fuck yeah, lets pop it in the VCR. So, the video started basically with him and him alone. An exciting face of Meiwes announcing his life long dream and a pretty calm and merry soon-to-be-victim sitting besides him. I asked the prosecutor for a pause and went like: I already can't unsee what I have seen and it didn't even start. What are the chances that I'll need a psychiatrist after that? He only replied: damn high chances if you ask me. What, you are 19, 20 years old? (19 at the time)
So, I did the right thing and asked him politely to stop the tape.
I am still thinking about those horses with stabbed out eyes.
Maybe they were just rescue horses finally living their best life…
The food and eatery puns sprinkled throughout the video are just...."Chef´s Kiss"
Best culturally relevant comment.
brussels sprouts are fucking delicious how DARE YOU!!!!!
"His Dating life is pretty much over"
Hybristophilia is a thing, mate. Jeffrey Dahmer got plenty of love letters in prison. Richard Ramirez got married in prison, and Ted Bundy got legally married in court, while they were deciding on what his penalty would be.
*hybristophilia* (n): a paraphilia where one is sexually attracted by criminals as such.
You will never be eaten by a German cannibal boyfriend. Why live?
Women in a nutshell: High horse morality, low donkey morals.
I wonder how often that happens in reverse, men falling for female serial killers. Probably not often, I think its probably a holdover from caveman days when strong psychopathic male = protection for women against other males.
@@barahng >strong psychopathic male = protection for women against other males.
Actually, no. A psychopathic male makes a lot of enemies, who may also target her and her offspring, so it's a very poor choice to pair up with.
What "you" want is a male who can obviously put up a fight, but DOESN'T fight unnecessarily. Which begs the question: how does a woman in that context find out whether or not a man may is a good fighter if she can't see him fight?
Well, one hypothesis I heard from Lindybeige is that dancing evolved for that very reason. In some more primitve hunter gatherer cultures it's only the men who dance, and rather than what we see as a dance like a waltz, it's much more focused on displaying pure physical fitness. I remember him talking about one tribe where the dance is basically just the men jumping up and down to see who can keep it up the longest.
Hybristophilic women are mentally deranged themselves, and I think that at least part of the appeal to those women is the idea of being able to "wield" a violent man and his impulses. But this is a disfunctional/pathological way of thinking, and highly dangerous to the women in question, so not a viable mating strategy at all.
22:10 I actually heard in a documentary that some members of the jury sought compensation because the video induced PTSD and they required therapeutic help.
“Suche gut gebauten achtzehn- bis dreißigjährigen zum Schlachten” - Der Metzgermeister
Treffen?
Denn du bist, was du est! (My german is awful, sorry)
Wann und wo?
@@fedefyr *was du isst😘
"Heute treff’ ich einen Herrn"
It’s a shame, dank or the writer missed “he was not alone he had found others with familiar *tastes* “ when talking about the forum
Pun?
It’s about a forum of people that shared his fantasies so wouldn’t “similar tastes” fit better?
Either way it’s +1 to the pun counter.
Yes, and "pair" / pear
@@jaykpotter9149 I thought he missed pear 🍐 as well…
as well as the "hard to digest" thing around 21 minutes in
Just remember that German vegetarians aren't exactly harmless.
Unfortunately Hitler wasn't actually a vegetarian, good joke tho.
@@RokuNyx wasn't even german
@@DevillTM true true
At least he was not Austrian
Armin: “I’m hungry.”
Bernd: “Me too. So what’s for dinner?”
Amrin: “You are, after I tenderise your meat”.
Followed up by well deserved pudding
*Places hand on .357 revolver.*
Places hand on rpg.
*JSTARK* is an absolute candidate for a Mad Lads in the future. Hopefully the German Gov. releases some actual information on what exactly happened.
Regardless, JStark1809 is an absolute mad lad.
LFOFD
Phuck your dystopia
Can’t Stop the Signal
@@dasleikjr not sure what you mean. Just through a cursory search of JStark its easy to see what he wants "owning firearms is a human right" "citizens should have the means to protect themselves against tyrannical governments or entities". unless you're quoting the guy
@@Al_Thor hes quoting jstark
@@garbagio6587 just watched the docu on him, heard him say it there, makes sense
'Buddy, we're always peckish after makin' love, but most of us settle for pizza.'
Red Dwarf
The sad thing is, he would only remain stable if he didn't live alone. It is probably the busy household of prison that kept him right (along with the daily structure and mental help)
Yeah, he would have no private life, just like he was when he was in the army.
Because of this, he isn't getting released from prison. In germany, when you get life in prison, you can ask to be released after 15 years if you are deemed psychological stable.
But psychologists say Meiwes isn't and that it is uncertain what he will do when he is outside of prison again, so he is denied being released
Prison kept him right ?? Clearly you’ve never been to prison
@@MNM76543 german prison isn't american prison. We aren't treating criminals like garbage, that's why germany has a low re-offender rate
@@fuckinantipope5511 That’s really nice and I mean that sincerely I have not much experience on American presidents only what I see on TV I live in Australia but I can assure you are present in the prison and the psychological strains alone just by being sent or forced to go to a prison can do until damage to any men in any country and that Dragon Lord fella although he is his own worst enemy and a lot of the blame must fall upon himself I genuinely feel sorry for him and in my unqualified opinion prison is not going to rehabilitate or benefit or better him in anyway whatsoever in fact quite the contrary he needs a mental health professional or a team of mental health professionals he needs treatment not prison at the end of the day he was defending his sister and that has resulted in a sequence of events that has literally been catastrophic for him his life and his mental health. Being sent to prison is only going to do more damage to him and intern when he does return into the community whenever that may be like I’ve said there’s no upside there any party no one is gonna benefit from him being locked up in a cell surrounded by dangerous and much more violent offenders on him
Do the Mad Baron, Von Ungern Sternberg, who tried to recreate the mongol empire and was such a lunatic the mongols thought he was the god of war reborn
Armin wasn't a fan of Scottish cuisine and didn't want to batter his meal 😂😂
"Very hard to digest" "In pour taste" "Rather salty' "Armond fry" How were these not counted as a food puns?
Great show! Can't wait for another morsel like this one. Plenty of time left in the month for a few more bite-sized episodes. I know all of us fans are rather hungry for more.
DB Cooper when’s he doing your madlad?
@@fidelio9301 Hard to do one on an actual legend.
@@Operator8282 It’s true. Lemmino did his best. Was it an accurate portrayal of you?
Adding to the pun count nicely, sir
@@TheTeethgrinder Just wanted to add my nugget to the buffet i'm sure will be served in later courses.
I'm pretty grateful for the jokes at the heaviest parts of the story as a comic relief.
Meiwes to his willful victim.
"Let's go Brandes"!!!
Let's go Brandon!
Ah yes, Armin. A distant relative of mine. To this day he claims to not fighting fot his right to be eventually Released from prison, but for the Right of Bernd to choose his own way to end things.
Libertarian AF
An utter psychopath. A good solution for Armin would be death penalty.
@Skulmaster okay?
@@benjii2909 Okay?
@@antonhallergren588 If someone wants to die, who am I to be against it? xD
Having spent more than ten minutes on Discord, this story is not only entirely believable, but likely to have already happened other times, is happening right now, or will happen in the future.
I loved the IT crowd reference to this, how they just politely turn him down, though the character stand in is a lot more insistent than Armin.
What was crazy was how, at the end of the episode, we see that the guy playing the "Armin" character was a really talented musician!
Fantastic episode
Im listening to this during breakfast over my eggs waffles and breakfast sausage cooked just perfectly. Have a good meal everyone.
Cooked that sausage better than Armin ever could.
Hopefully it's liver sausage, to be more appropriate? So long as you have some beans and a good drink to go with it, that is.
This was fabulously entertaining and interesting, with no small part to Dankula for all those puns. Sexual fetishes like these can be treated by pleasuring oneself only to normal stimuli over a period of about 6-12 months, and using "thought stopping" whenever the fetish desire presents itself. Dankula's takeaway, that the victim wasn't of sound mind makes sense, but it is an interesting case in terms of legality.
10/10 to Dankula for this video. Subscribed and liked.
Armin when he gets to live his fantasy: finally some good fuckin food
I think I get him giving up meat. Imagine your turn-on and your illness are both linked to the taste and texture of meat--every bite would risk a relapse.
Your mum knows about the meat.
I live not so far away from Rothenburg. I am not old enough to remember everything but I do have some memory of the retrail and it was a real big media circus. Also there's still some talk about him then and there. Sometimes someone's like "oh like the cannibal of Rothenburg". So yeah. He's famous here
I have actually seen a screenshot from video of the guy's body being sawn in half and hung up on a meat hook. I wish I could get that image out of my head.
Let me guess, found it on the dark net?
If you go looking around places like that, your never going to be prepared for what you see. Worst thing I saw that someone leaked from the dark Web before it was taken down, was a Jihadi killer displaying his victims decapitated heads.
It makes you realise the world's always going to have shit like this in it, and you just have to make the best of what you have in life.
@@MrOrcshaman you dont have to go to any deepweb site for that lmao
Count, the puns you placed in this story was a lot for viewers to stomach, but I for one managed choking down the story.
Keep the Mad Lads stories coming.
How many total?
So many damn good puns. Truly a delight in my mouth XD
Hey, he had to spice up such a gruesome story somehow. Beats telling a bland one anyway, regardless of how salty or stirred up people get about it.
Armin's victim went through with being eaten instead of being confronted by his partner about selling all of the house belongings. I don't know how to feel about that.
He didn't want to know what his partner felt about it either
Some people don’t like confrontation.
This man inspired one of the best guitar riffs ever created
Which one?
DENN DU BIST
@@gustavvaip1600 WAS DU ISST
@@lemig-3179 UND IHR WISST, WAS ES IST!
MEIN KAMPF
The fact that you mentioned the IT Crowd. Absolute Chad
"Yeah, im gonna die in an act of homo masochistic cannibalism, and that's how ill be remembered, but my search history is embarrassing."
That Chris Chan reference was greatly placed lol
Oskar Paul Dirlewanger. A man so horriffic that even the SS hated him.
He made Uday Hussein seem like a good chap. When he ordered his men to kill an entire school of children and save their ammo, they proceeded to stab and bash the brains in of over 500 children. Blood literally flowed from the steps of the building.
Imagine how bad it would've been if he was a necrophilliac...
*Oh wait, he was.*
And his cruelty was never curbed by anyone, not in Belarus not in Warsaw...
In Belarus his preffered method of extermination was burning churches full of people and shooting any escapees; men, women and children.
And they were the luckier ones
"herr derr, the Nazis, who banned most degeneracy, predicted that absolute state we're in now and fought commies were actual super evil, herr derr, this is 2015 herr derr"
@@sh-hg4eg what
@@sh-hg4eg The Nazis were commies themselves, you fool, just a different brand. A world under Nazism would be no better than what we have now, and if you don't consider mass-genocide of your own people degeneracy, then you got some questions to answer
you are going to make me roll my eyes straight out of my head with this video, tasteless puns...
Despite everything wrong with this we still have to respect him for only eating under consent
Nah, I don't respect him
Respect is too far. But it is mitigating.
I respect him. Weirdo for sure but seems he only did this to people that were willing.
@@adamsackfield589 he didn't actually care about consent, if he did he'd consider impaired consent.
What he cared about was fullfilling hos fantasy and to still be able to think of himself as a good little boy so he rationalised and surprise, he came up with an answer.
@@TheTurinturumbar if you reject the premise that a person has to be insane to want to die, then the victim could have consented fully. (Going from only whats said in the video)
This is probably the closest I've gotten to throwing up during a mar lad. Good work dank.
Me too, friend, me too.
Same
Same here
Because you noticed how disgusting pork and pig meat is?!
"Who likes Brussels sprouts?"
You are SO Scottish.🤣
As a German who has seen all of his Interviews;
I believe he still is a Cannibal who wants to fulfill his Urges, but he also is a very, very good Liar.
What makes you say that?
The most effective psychopaths are.
Does the taste every really go away? Might be genetical.
"Professionals have standards." - Armin Meiwes, probably
this case has always fascinated me thanks for covering it big man!
Maybe Lorena Bobbitt should have taken a note out of Armin's cookbook.
They would have been a wholesome team.
Maybe Armin should've taken a knife from Lorena's kitchen
Badumtsss most underrated comment on this video
Probably the first Madlad to actually make me stop midway through a madlad and take a break from it. Congrats Dank, you finally broke me, 74 videos, passed Bjork Stalker, Shoko Asahara's terrorist attacks, even Uday Hussein's actions, the abuse of Gary Plauche's child, and Olga of Kiev's bloody revenge. And this is the one that broke my endurance. Even the Bloody Countess and Vlad the Impaler didn't do this to me.
If you wanna really test yourself watch the whole interview with Armin Meiwes where he describes the events himself in detail. Took me multiple breaks to get though it, just because how surreal and brutal the whole thing is.
LOVE the "food pun counter"!
Every Dankula intro is 45 seconds of waiting for that sick beat to drop
This week in Mad Lads: German man wants to eat Stu, but instead gets stew.
17:45 Brussel sprouts are good and good for you. Try roasting or frying them so that they're golden brown rather than burning, steaming, or boiling them.
mad lad idea - just a profile on the leaders of the first crusade. baldwin, godfrey, tancred, raymond, etc. All had some nutso stories before and during the crusades
Or the first crusader king who basically went on a viking, but for God.
or...lots of mini mad lads
Gerd Postel lurking out from the corner at 24:14 when saying "you don't need a degree of psychiatry" made me crack up more than it should. :D
Should have sent him to see Sigmund Fraud
I believe there's also a part in this story where Brandes says he smokes and Meiwes replies "Good. Smoked meat lasts longer."
Is it bad that as soon as I heard "because he was hungry," I automatically knew who you were talking about?
Good lord this world is a rotten place.
We're all gonna make it bro
And just think.... that's the first cannibal case in Germany ever. Think of the ones they don't know about.
"May I urge you to consider my liver?" asked the animal, "it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months."
Well done, sir! Clearly, you are one hoopy frood who knows where his towel is! (Just remembered: isn't that the Fifth Doctor/Peter Davison on that platter?
Note that the only thing that was undisputably consensual was the cannibalism part - which initially was restricted to one particular body part. Whether the victim actually consented to being killed is not quite clear.
He once said during a famous 2h interview.
"I'm just a regular guy with dream I fulfilled."
Every dam time I hear count's intro music it just brings a big smile to my dial.. bloody good. Props to the musicians who wrote that beautiful bit of music.
25:05 Ramstiiin? Ohh no dankie, you one of those "Watea " Freaks :oo
I love your work, found you like an half a year ago and it has been a goldmime keep it up
There's a metal song written about this called Eaten by Bloodbath that is really a tasteful tune, definitely worth the listen.
Surprised it took me this long scrolling through the comments to find bloodbath \m/
Same here, I had to see this comment, or I would've left it
Is that a Cannibal Corpse song by chance?
No, by Bloodbath. If you like metal, it's a great song to check out
@@barahng bruh it says the band’s name in the comment
I've legitimately never been sickened by an absolute madlad video before. I guess there's a first time for everything.
Think of the poor investigators that had to watch all that footage.
Why sickened? The guy consented.
Pausing at the start cause I'm just amazed AND SUPREMELY HAPPY that you started as "no one" that made a joke with a dog. And after becoming a free-speech Icon, you get sponsors now. Bless you friend, from the US.
That brussels sprouts joke was a must.
Dragonlord 3? There's been some interesting developments in his life....
Not this fast, maybe the next one
Oh? Do tell
@@3crowsinatrenchcoat he's going to prison for 2 years
@@naruy1481 rather in a couple months or so, CD is busy with other things
@@Dylski. oh shit what he do?
There was an Australian TV series called Rake. Season 1 episode 1 had Hugo Weaving play a vegetarian cannibal, it was brilliant!