That'd be terrible, if it was for them my cousin might still be getting molested by that pill popping freak scary Gary from down the street. How else would we do population control hunters shoot dear, pharmaceutical reps kill people such is the circle of life.
The problem with anger is that an angry population of people when their government doesn't even provide them with clean water... people with a lot of anger or testosterone usually flips cars over and sometimes even kill healthcare CEOs... And I hate that shit. You can't have that.
The more that time passes the more that MDE and World Peace go from off color humor with political undertones to just literally being a news headline. I miss when they made good shit.
This is perfect and is the type of thing anybody with self-respect who makes art should be doing. We know who the vampires are so we should say it out loud without fear.
Thanks Sam, I am going to do this to the CEOs of Banks that stood in Congress and testified in front of live TV watched by millions of Americans. You really helped me out today. :)
@@isabelasuplicy2658 yes, the "shooters" never go after the people who run the country into the ditch, they only go after normal people. almost makes you wonder if the shooters are working for the people who run the country into the ditch
I try to work phrases from it into everyday conversation, like "Don't talk to yourself" and "Don't kill me with a knife walking around Washington DC, 'cause that's where you can find me, don't stab me with a knife"
@@fruitshishkabob Hey unhinged incel psychopaths love Sam Hyde. We wouldn't want to encourage them to do anything drastic. That would be baaaaaaaadddddd.
As potential knife school graduates we need to learn from this AND what the masked man UHC liberator mistakes were which were loitering, leaving evidence, showing his face briefly, not waiting longer 10 days is not logn enough to act needed maybe months, not wearing reflective materials to obscure camera film
The guys responsible for the 2008 financial crisis never went to prison for anything. They’re walking free…out in the open…completely unguarded and unprotected…what an injustice!
by who? some filipino or ecuadorian cop that i would instantly push through a wall and or shoot in the head? countries like that cant arrest people my size and also, surprisingly, with my speed
sorry man, im not trying to brag either, i just want to talk some sense into you. imagine four chinese cops trying to arrest a younger john goodman with MMA and krav maga training. not happening.
Hasan Piker: "Don't kill me with a Knife! Dont knife me in the middle of the streets of Los Angeles because that's where you can Find me!! I have a Mansion in LA, and I'm usually streaming in it with the door unlocked with no security! Don't stab me with a knife!! Don't do it!!"
Did anybody actually ever find out the name of the track playing at 1:01? I swear to God that if I don't find out the name of the song, I'll get myself into a self defense situation with a crowd of innocent civilians.
I wish I knew, but I can say that they've used it other shit too, so it strikes me as being a track made just for 'em. (p.s. if any of you rat bastards knows the track at 2:48 , you too shall be spared from the defensive ultraviolence)
remember *_DO NOT_* knife Ken Lewis who is the former head of Bank of America & who also walks around the streets of Washington DC & also owns a home in Connecticut.
Don't shoot me. Don't shoot me with a gun while I'm walking around the streets of New York.
Someone was waiting for that yearly conference
prophetic
@@Lol-rt3mo I hate when powerful corrupt people get assassinated in the streets, it just ain't right.
I literally came and watched with video again just cause it reminds me so much of the current assassination situation
based
My name is Brian Johnson CEO of United Healthcare and I could be described as bulletproof
Who’s Brian Johnson? I know who Rihanna is. Who’s Brian Johnson?
CEO of united toilets*
The CEO of UnitedHealthCare just put someone in a self-defense situation.
don't shoot me on the streets of New York
Now ex-CEO.
Imagine how sad it would be if the suspect got away
@ let’s hope he doesn’t escape justice and let’s also hope there are no copy cats
@@Weimerica8841 That would be truly unfavorable.
Don't shoot me on the streets when I'm walking around Upper Manhatten, because that's where you can find me. Don't do it!
UNITED
Turns out, you really can just find these guys walking around the streets....
Well… Yeah, they are humans (as far as we know) they need to move about
@@bobkin611Nobody is human except me
@@thedog7494 Impossible, you are a Dragon as your pfp suggests. Nice try tho Alduin
this skit aged like the finest of fine wines
"The United Toilets of America" has aged from throwaway line into substantial poetry.
it even says united
daniels
No way I didn't know you were based Daniel
Ok
Hey it’s you.
Hello?
"dont talk to yourself" so subtle yet so good
He says it so perfectly, like a person who learned that from mistakes.
Rookie mistake.
It's so good man
Its fun to talk to one's self for a true Irishman he must talk to god.
"You can find me going to stockholder meetings in the streets of New York. Don't shoot me, I would hate that."
“Don’t kill me with a knife. Don’t stab me with a knife.” - Tim Heidecker
Scottsdale is working class after all. Because it's very diverse.
Handshake, A FIRM ONE!
Killing someone who's already dead inside isn't technically murder 🤷🏿♂️
I'd hate if pharmaceutical CEOs got stabbed randomly that would be terrible
That'd be terrible, if it was for them my cousin might still be getting molested by that pill popping freak scary Gary from down the street. How else would we do population control hunters shoot dear, pharmaceutical reps kill people such is the circle of life.
you have to perform a violent civil war n aristocratic genocide in the millions get a few knifes n alot of smokes - miyomoto Mac knifo
A tragedy
It happened to Barry Sherman. PoS pharma CEO was super-murdered in his home. drowned the fuckhead in his pool next to his wife
I concur, it would be a terrible thing indeed. Very terrible.
I can't believe how many other people thought of this video when they seen the united news. That's so based.
I came running
3 rules for life:
1. Make yourself plain
2. Conceal your weapon
3. Don't talk to yourself
ok, MKUltra
Can't believe these rules came from Jordan Peterson
But first, go to a gas station and pick up a weapon
@@LZRD107 speaking of MKUltra...
@@LZRD107Funny voice lobster man
The way the united CEO walks, gait, demeanor, everything, is exactly how Sam walks in this video.
The problem with anger is that an angry population of people when their government doesn't even provide them with clean water... people with a lot of anger or testosterone usually flips cars over and sometimes even kill healthcare CEOs... And I hate that shit. You can't have that.
Profound
Luigi was a fishtank fan. Good chance he saw this video.
How do we know he was a fan?
how
No proof just lies.
“Source: I made it the fuck up”
@@realsamhyde
Because we know for a fact that he wasn't an air conditioner
PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK
dude Charls is a physical genius. The way he runs and moves is so good
It’s like he is mimicking Hyde. Fuck you fucks for making me like your comedy.
yeah must suck being fat huh
So sexy to❤❤
The way he moves in “angels in the streets” is so much gooder
one might even say he is a physical beast
Highly relevant today
The recent assasination immediately reminded me of this
Who's back here since the United healthcare CEO was offed? Don't do it folks, please, don't.
i'm so glad i'm not the only one that thought of this
lol they hid the "our leadership" page on the united healthcare site 🤣 they're scarrred
Pwease downt🥺
First thing I thought of
Imagine if the assassin actually watched this video.
Given his post history it’s not unlikely he ran into MDE stuff
Likely.
huh, wonder why youtube suggested this to me again after all these years?
The more that time passes the more that MDE and World Peace go from off color humor with political undertones to just literally being a news headline. I miss when they made good shit.
Any word on WP2 or do we have to wait for Sam to get bored of doing mk ultra experiments on zoomers?
I’m glad I’m not the first person who thought of this video when that happened
MDE fans stay winning
Glad im not the only one thinking the same thing
This is perfect and is the type of thing anybody with self-respect who makes art should be doing. We know who the vampires are so we should say it out loud without fear.
*hisses and flees*
oy vey
@@enochianwolf I hit translate to English and it said "vote" 🤣
Shut it down
Ken Lewis
Chris Cox
Jon Corzine
Tim Geithner
Ben Bernanke
Untouchable
Iron-clad
Golden
Bulletproof
Godly
pure
ctrl+f "je"
Do it. In Minecraft
Thanks for the updated hits turkey
Thanks Sam, I am going to do this to the CEOs of Banks that stood in Congress and testified in front of live TV watched by millions of Americans. You really helped me out today. :)
too bad nobody ever does. they get the innocent grocery shoppers and schoolkids though so I guess it's all good
@@isabelasuplicy2658 yes, the "shooters" never go after the people who run the country into the ditch, they only go after normal people. almost makes you wonder if the shooters are working for the people who run the country into the ditch
in minecraft
@@grumfeldvanderspooijwanker1627No, in real life!
Glad I’m not the only one who came back
I think about this skit every day. multiple times a day
I try to work phrases from it into everyday conversation, like "Don't talk to yourself" and "Don't kill me with a knife walking around Washington DC, 'cause that's where you can find me, don't stab me with a knife"
same
Don't kill senior bank executives with a knife ok?
i'll try but i can't promise nothing
That sounds like something a senior bank executive would say
*FORMER
As if any of the pussies here would be willing to take extreme measures
@@fruitshishkabob Hey unhinged incel psychopaths love Sam Hyde. We wouldn't want to encourage them to do anything drastic. That would be baaaaaaaadddddd.
The overhand slash heard around the world
CALLING ALL PATROITS, ACTIVATE ALL SLEEPER AGENTS
ACTIVATION PHRASE: RONALD MCDONALD
@@BIacklce PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG
Keep the CANNOLI
Aged so well Charls is a genius
it's not about comedy, it's about sending the message
No I think its about comedy
@@lastname2139 no I think its about sending the message
@@nunyabiznis9598 No, i think its about comedy
@@PeachBoi_Real i think its about sending comedy a message
@@nunyabiznis9598 I was about to shit on your name but then I sounded it out
Chuck got the They Live glasses 30 years ago.
best quote out of context "go to a gas station and pick up a weapon"
I’ve learned more in one week of knife school than 8 years of homosexual defense academy
You did 8 years in the Israeli army?!
Israel thanks you for spreading democracy and sexual degeneracy to Israel’s enemies
I’m dying over here 😅 Don’t bomb my war ship pls.
Yes sir diaper fetish 14th brigade of the 88th Foreskin Corp. Hoorah!
TAKE THE PLEDGE!
Thanks to this video, over 100,000 people know who Jon Corzine is, and they all have nothing but the most positive feelings for him.
CEO is down and I came right here lmao
This clip aged extremely well.
Like fine wine
As potential knife school graduates we need to learn from this AND what the masked man UHC liberator mistakes were which were loitering, leaving evidence, showing his face briefly, not waiting longer 10 days is not logn enough to act needed maybe months, not wearing reflective materials to obscure camera film
Had to come back to this after the whole New York incident yesterday
"They can be eliminated"
viewing this now with new eyes and a new context, we live in interesting times
Very happy that I am not the only one back.
sir, I need a cigarette. Do you have a smoke?
don’t figure eight me in the face plz
Irl it's hey mane you gotta dolla
Here, catch!
@Pathetic IRL
are you sure I'm not you?
Many Lains
The way Charls descends into the dumpster warms my heart
united healthcare of america
Lmao it’s crazy how relevant this sketch is right now. To a tee
Never been more relevant, true art
How so? Explain please
Don’t kill doctors. Please don’t do it or the boomer with myocardiits will. And that’s - that’s just horrible.
@@mmr0221 what now?
"United Health Insurance of America.."
An oldie but a goodie
And you can't do a thing abou - ACK!
This is useful for a Londoner. Thank you Sammir. Inshallah.
Sam looks like young Gabe Newell in this one.
It has begun
So ahead of your time. Truly. Had to come back and say it.
thats my purse, I don't know you!
gosh darn it bobby
The guys responsible for the 2008 financial crisis never went to prison for anything. They’re walking free…out in the open…completely unguarded and unprotected…what an injustice!
Relevant video
Killing politicians? We can't can't have that. I hate that.
Please don’t gut Dan Andrews in the streets of Melbourne. Crikey!
"Don't talk to yourself"
ANY DUMPSTER WILL DO
More relevant now than ever 😅
The Big Short is considered a "related video" to this lol
This video is pretty relevant right now
Hello United Healthcare
This one was my favorite. They're all super good but this one is my personal fav.
Wow don't kill bankers guys
Don't worry so much about money. Worry about if they decide to start killing bankers. That's a quote.
And definitely don’t kill politicians.
don't even think about getting 20 good men to rush bilderberg either
@DJ Coin Laundry they fooled around. they stole trinkets.
@DJ Coin Laundry big ups to your childhood friend mazza. represent
music in this video is fucking sick
rip Charles, greatest knife school instructor
Three six mafia so good
WE ARE SO BACK
300 years from now that outfit will be inside a climate controlled glass box in a museum. It's important.
This appears in my recommendations every day, no matter how many times I watch it. I feel strangely compelled to undertake a certain course of action.
It just gets more relevant every single day…
It's your lucky day
"You'd be suprised how much power you can draw from an overhand slash"
Lmao I knew it was a matter of time
Imagine Sam doing this thinly veiled threatening shit in any other country besides this one. Instantly arrested.
Red
But I thought American cops shoot you for no reason, especially if you're an oppressed minority...
by who? some filipino or ecuadorian cop that i would instantly push through a wall and or shoot in the head? countries like that cant arrest people my size and also, surprisingly, with my speed
sorry man, im not trying to brag either, i just want to talk some sense into you. imagine four chinese cops trying to arrest a younger john goodman with MMA and krav maga training. not happening.
HydeWars Just who do you think you are, anyways?
Imagine if he did this in the US, instead replacing bankers with ju. Dens.
Still feel fuckin cool?
1. Conceal your weapon
2. Don't talk to yourself
A classic! What an absolute treat!
A timeless classic
Hasan Piker: "Don't kill me with a Knife! Dont knife me in the middle of the streets of Los Angeles because that's where you can Find me!! I have a Mansion in LA, and I'm usually streaming in it with the door unlocked with no security! Don't stab me with a knife!! Don't do it!!"
DONT KILL THE ceo of bank of america with a KNIFE!! lol
Hopefully chuck's return to MDE will result in a dramatic increase in one on one political violence
2:05 are yuo nooticing??
“Luck casual, like this” is beyond stuck in my brain
We miss you Chuck.
you aint gonna believe this...
@@moneynigga what??
@@mmr0221 charls is back for world peace 2
@@moneynigga good, I will pay for this
Yeah you bet the jews are gonna pay for it 😂
they were ahead of their time man
Don't kill me. Don't kill Ken Lewis.
My favorite MDE sketch by far
If u know u know
Ha haaaaa haaah 👃
Obligatory comment after relevent event 😂
Did anybody actually ever find out the name of the track playing at 1:01? I swear to God that if I don't find out the name of the song, I'll get myself into a self defense situation with a crowd of innocent civilians.
I wish I knew, but I can say that they've used it other shit too, so it strikes me as being a track made just for 'em. (p.s. if any of you rat bastards knows the track at 2:48 , you too shall be spared from the defensive ultraviolence)
@@boneiy discarded - electricity
Darude Sandstorm
@Young you are a supreme hero
im going to blow up a bank every day until I find out
Throwback. Remember how fun life was back then?
“Put on the mask citizen.”
This is the type of video that needs a reupload. A lot of people should see this.
It's happening in real life right now
That's not a knife. That's a knife.
Ah, I see you've played knifey-knifey before.
Noif
remember *_DO NOT_* knife Ken Lewis who is the former head of Bank of America & who also walks around the streets of Washington DC & also owns a home in Connecticut.
Somebody watched this video recently……
Wild time for a recommendation lmao