A man walks into a casino, initially followed by a gang of invisible clowns who live in an invisible castle. The invisible clowns give the man all their money and leave, except for invisible Perkeo of Heidelberg, a normal circus ringmaster and invisible Triboulet (joined by his twin brother, visible Triboulet.) The dealer tells the man that he must literally score infinity or he cannot play. The man shuffles through a huge stack of blueprints for several seconds, puts down five kings of clubs that have been redesigned for pride month, and the sky cracks open as an entire galaxy of 282 identical magic moons convalesce in the cosmos above. He only scores 8.289e188. The dealer says he should have brought at least 10 more jokers and kicks him out of the casino, penniless.
So, the math for where to put blueprints is basically to have your number of retriggers equal your number of times a card multiplies. For example, in at least as far as I've gotten in the stream, if one card has a red seal, there is a Sock n Buskin retrigger joker, two x2 per card trigger joker, and five jokers that could be either of them (blueprint and the other one), the total number of retriggers should equal the total number of mult per card triggers. So if you, in this example, had three blueprint jokers on the retrigger and two blueprint jokers on the card trigger effect, then that would be 5 total retriggers (red seal, SnB, and three Blueprint) and four total card trigger effects (2 Trib and 2 blueprints). The math works out that this is the highest amount of score you could receive (you could also swap one of the blueprints to the card trigger effect and it would be the same).
It's not infinity, it's a larger number than the game is designed to handle. It then says NaN, which means not a number. This also happens in some games when you divide by zero.
this reminds me of that one time i played cryptid mod and in ante 1 i got a ://POINTER card (spectral that lets you create any non exotic card) and a perkeo. the game crashed by ante 4 due to the sheer amount of times my cards retriggered
I was SCREAMING at the TV for him to remove kings to get that polychrome red tagged, chat you need to be better and help him with stuff like that, godamn.
As a variety streamer, it takes a lot for him to revisit games on stream and make them entertaining. For what's worth showing on stream he's already explored Balatro in the past. These seeds are still ways for him to show interesting gameplay that totally destroys the boundaries of what the normal game experience is. We would likely not get any more streams of this game if it wasn't for that.
He has said that he plays Balatro a lot in his personal time off-stream. On-stream it’s harder for him as a variety streamer to just say “we’re gonna play some Balatro” and not have a hook like this. Especially with how much chat backseats him.
A man walks into a casino, initially followed by a gang of invisible clowns who live in an invisible castle. The invisible clowns give the man all their money and leave, except for invisible Perkeo of Heidelberg, a normal circus ringmaster and invisible Triboulet (joined by his twin brother, visible Triboulet.)
The dealer tells the man that he must literally score infinity or he cannot play. The man shuffles through a huge stack of blueprints for several seconds, puts down five kings of clubs that have been redesigned for pride month, and the sky cracks open as an entire galaxy of 282 identical magic moons convalesce in the cosmos above. He only scores 8.289e188.
The dealer says he should have brought at least 10 more jokers and kicks him out of the casino, penniless.
RT is so powerful in Balatro that’s he’s managed to kill and overthrow God with the Death Note
And was punished numerous times for his hubris with those cruel joke drops RIGHT after he needed just constantly!
2:24 Dan talks!!!!!
6:38 game menu+ game set up!!!!
8:51 game starts!!
I'm in love with you Spritemon98. Every vod... when I need the stamps... you're there. I want you
When you realise the 5 hour stream is one run....
These Balatro streams are genuinely some of my favourite content from RT.
love how he turns into a broken man, like, 3 hours and thirty minutes in
1:04:23 This might be one of my favourite rtgame monents ever. The comedic timing is absolutely phenomenal.
RT's refusal to move consumable card positions even while struggling to click on them is insane
Seeing that set up being done by ante 2 made me unreasonably angry 😂 absolutely outrageous.
So, the math for where to put blueprints is basically to have your number of retriggers equal your number of times a card multiplies. For example, in at least as far as I've gotten in the stream, if one card has a red seal, there is a Sock n Buskin retrigger joker, two x2 per card trigger joker, and five jokers that could be either of them (blueprint and the other one), the total number of retriggers should equal the total number of mult per card triggers. So if you, in this example, had three blueprint jokers on the retrigger and two blueprint jokers on the card trigger effect, then that would be 5 total retriggers (red seal, SnB, and three Blueprint) and four total card trigger effects (2 Trib and 2 blueprints). The math works out that this is the highest amount of score you could receive (you could also swap one of the blueprints to the card trigger effect and it would be the same).
The title really should have the phrase "Cruel and unusual" in it, this was insane how bizarrely mean this game was!
Honestly, the best balatro run WOULD be "Local irish man has it out with lady luck"
watching everything near the end while the dc was quite literally up in flames was the best experience i ever had watching a stream. wonderful run
Dan starts around 2:20
Game opens at 6:44
Game starts at 8:51
The good thing about RT not winning in this stream is that there'll hopefully be another Balatro stream lol
I hope Balatro gets goty
So, uh, Discord professors, what exactly went wrong in the Ante 31 shop?
planet and tarot merchant/tycoon vouchers increased planet/tarot cards in shop, therefore pushing blueprint too far back in the queue.
It's not infinity, it's a larger number than the game is designed to handle. It then says NaN, which means not a number. This also happens in some games when you divide by zero.
Ferb, I know what we are gonna do today!
this reminds me of that one time i played cryptid mod and in ante 1 i got a ://POINTER card (spectral that lets you create any non exotic card) and a perkeo. the game crashed by ante 4 due to the sheer amount of times my cards retriggered
This was INSANE??? Phenomenal stream experience, thank you
It was amazing how the game kept kicking Daniel when he was down lmao
I tried the seed myself only made it to ante 31 using high card had 6 blue prints and the 1 brainstorm
Just wait until he learns about the Cryptid mod.
Don't try this on console. Once you get far enough it can't handle it and will soft lock you lol.
wait, fr? 💀 loll
wanted to try this on my switch
playing the final hand on the downbeat of the music is such a powerplay
Balatro
I desperately want to see Dan play the Cryptid mod. I think it would be hilarious.
that's. um. wow. 12 cards huh.
Truely the king of clubs
After a while this is just a noise steam
Your agressive deck thinning will be your undoing one day. AGAIN
Gambling with Dad, let's goooooo
I wish he was still with us
timestamp: 1:57:24
noooo i really wanted to see gangsta's paradise but it was muted T-T
i need ma-rio was great tho ;D
update, all of it isn't muted just the start :>
2:52:25 bookmark
GGs
I was SCREAMING at the TV for him to remove kings to get that polychrome red tagged, chat you need to be better and help him with stuff like that, godamn.
Does this guy only have fun if he uses seeds?
As a variety streamer, it takes a lot for him to revisit games on stream and make them entertaining. For what's worth showing on stream he's already explored Balatro in the past. These seeds are still ways for him to show interesting gameplay that totally destroys the boundaries of what the normal game experience is. We would likely not get any more streams of this game if it wasn't for that.
You call him “this guy” like your not one of the first people to click on the video
he has played 4 seeded routes on stream and 2 of them are 9 months old
What does it matter if he does?
He has said that he plays Balatro a lot in his personal time off-stream. On-stream it’s harder for him as a variety streamer to just say “we’re gonna play some Balatro” and not have a hook like this.
Especially with how much chat backseats him.