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  • @ruyijingubang582
    @ruyijingubang582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    sober swagger - "i shouldn't get high at 5 pm, its irresponsible"
    high swagger - "death to children"

    • @The_Soldier-of_Godrick
      @The_Soldier-of_Godrick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      E

    • @kenoath1313
      @kenoath1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You cant forget "I just want to call someone the n-word and not have it be a big deal" just a couple minutes after he said i shouldnt get high.

  • @blackieechan6215
    @blackieechan6215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3491

    Swaggers response to saying offensive shit is “what you gonna do, cancel me?”

    • @Daxter-hl7dw
      @Daxter-hl7dw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      The only people that can "cancel" Swagger are TH-cam (extremists hacking him too). People can bitch and moan to them but, correct me if I'm wrong, it would be censorship if they did shut him down. Even if they did he could just make another channel and tell everyone to subscribe there.
      If it's such a problem maybe TH-cam needs an age rating system so these childish minded people can go away.

    • @roxough5114
      @roxough5114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@AxxLAfriku stfu

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      At some point canceling is gonna do nothing
      Or at least I hope it will be.

    • @JayLeo.
      @JayLeo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He's at most losing like 200 subs, getting harassed for a few days and then everyone acts like it never happened. Welcome to cancer culture

    • @zoruathetaco
      @zoruathetaco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@JayLeo. I mean to be fair everyone subbed to swagger already know he is like this and just don't give a crap.

  • @SerWinter
    @SerWinter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5582

    no cancel swagger

    • @YooItzAroy
      @YooItzAroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      RUST IS POG

    • @4Isaac
      @4Isaac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      cringelord

    • @jonathanbuffett2093
      @jonathanbuffett2093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think you're missing a comma

    • @yourbestfriendjohnny4727
      @yourbestfriendjohnny4727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who was the kid who got pissed at Ser Winter for playing the game on that rust server?

    • @MrSlowshin
      @MrSlowshin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ues

  • @thegreatcanadiangamer7347
    @thegreatcanadiangamer7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1946

    Didn't know swagger had such a massive range of voices

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i hope he can imitate the voice of shriveled up nutsack leaking sperrm next

    • @GrianyBunch
      @GrianyBunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @lucaslee6999
      @lucaslee6999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He said if/when he stopped doing TH-cam he go into voice acting.

    • @BlizeZelus
      @BlizeZelus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is also a pimp.... So.. "BITCH GET YO ASS BACK HERE"

    • @visagegm6410
      @visagegm6410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a man of talent

  • @Vellerdium
    @Vellerdium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I like that swaggersouls can never be canceled since most of his audience subscribed BECAUSE of how offensive he is

    • @Mark6O9
      @Mark6O9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And because in the end nobody dares try to. Yet they'll try to cancel schlatt

    • @toby7161
      @toby7161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most?

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mark6O9 Swagger's entire brand is how he doesn't give a shit what people think, but Schlatt seems far more concerned with his image

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to mention, because Swagger's jokes are actually that: jokes. They're clearly intended to be jokes and they're actually funny. Or, well, the second part is subjective, but the point is that he clearly doesn't actually believe them - they're supposed to be funny because it's fucking ridiculous (like the disabled vr chat one, "well have you just tried standing up?" It's funny because people who say that shit unironically are brain dead morons). The joke is the actual words and not the people it's made about or aimed at.
      He doesn't do it /just/ to be offensive and piss people off. And he knows his audience. Way, way too many "dark humour" guys will literally just say shit like "burn all gays" completely unprompted to groups of strangers and then cry and piss themselves when no one thought it was funny.

    • @sargentballs
      @sargentballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@filmandfirearms schlatt doesn't give a shit either, his fanbase just overlaps with younger demographics more

  • @charlieclous7175
    @charlieclous7175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    swagger acting like he doesn’t want to go smoke weed is the funniest thing ever because he knows he does

    • @thefallencrow0722
      @thefallencrow0722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah see the problem was the stairs you ever look at stairs high your just like nah ima just be on the couch now I live on the 1st floor.

    • @charlieclous7175
      @charlieclous7175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah but you see he wasn’t highly YET

    • @snappy_.
      @snappy_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The stairs... a stoner’s worst enemy

  • @mhmyeahimhere9173
    @mhmyeahimhere9173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    The community is so good nobody even wants to cancel him

    • @lync8432
      @lync8432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You can't cancel him with his helmet blocking it all

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts

    • @Ghost-iv5ur
      @Ghost-iv5ur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He did say “something racist” on last weeks podcast tho

    • @keagankiteley9571
      @keagankiteley9571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "twitter users intensifys

    • @bobbymalone2039
      @bobbymalone2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Ghost-iv5ur eh he has for years and is still fine. what'd he say this time

  • @fulcrumR6
    @fulcrumR6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2400

    the day swagger gets cancelled is the day the internet has a great depression

    • @LunaForeverr
      @LunaForeverr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      nah, swaggers uncancellable

    • @ZeroOveride
      @ZeroOveride 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@LunaForeverr don't jinx it

    • @pursonality
      @pursonality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ZeroOveride he is, bc none of us would stop watching him if he was “cancelled@

    • @Mr.Unimpotant
      @Mr.Unimpotant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean hed have to do some actual fuck shit to get canceled since a decent amount of his content is dark or edgy jokes but honestly feel like swagger is a cool guy

    • @Raizoken0
      @Raizoken0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      can’t cancel the short Italian man

  • @mr.furious6814
    @mr.furious6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1830

    “I just want to call someone the n-word and have it be no big deal” Swagger truly believes in freedom, lol.

    • @Kiezly
      @Kiezly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      he's unironically speaking facts. a world where nobody cares if you say offensive things is a truly beautiful world.

    • @shadowsnipes9242
      @shadowsnipes9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Kiezly I would love a world like that, because that would imply that the *reason* those offensives words are offensive never existed

    • @Kiezly
      @Kiezly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@shadowsnipes9242 no it would imply people don't have time to be weak and oversensitive. sorry your parents didn't raise you with thick skin, worlds not fair.

    • @austintrejo496
      @austintrejo496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@shadowsnipes9242 i agree with this

    • @niamhythedegen
      @niamhythedegen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Kiezly Uh okay, shout that you're fine with racism a little louder

  • @belsov9054
    @belsov9054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    When you try to cancel swagger but everybody's too high to care

    • @pyrocinematics6649
      @pyrocinematics6649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And the ones who aren’t high (for some reason) have a sense of humor

  • @samnfg
    @samnfg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Swagger can't be canceled, it's simply just impossible

    • @giciorr1256
      @giciorr1256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You can't cancel guy, who doesn't even care

    • @notaweeb4177
      @notaweeb4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Like Jonathan schlatt

    • @micaharies
      @micaharies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      can't cancel someone who doesn't care

    • @MachoBrazy
      @MachoBrazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fax no printer

    • @CryoticMienshao
      @CryoticMienshao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      canceling swagger is like trying to cancel eminem

  • @spider_fan_boi
    @spider_fan_boi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Swagger is a whole spectrum of different moods and I love that almost all of them involve him being high

  • @joey3439
    @joey3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I don’t think anyone knew that his voice could sound like that

  • @anthonycruz6465
    @anthonycruz6465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I'm now scared my son will come running out the bathroom sooner or later yelling "DAD, I'M A PIRATE".

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1331

    You gotta be as high and messed up as these boys to truly appreciate their content and humor and I love it 😂😂

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current Subs 7160

    • @sirpeterbaum4695
      @sirpeterbaum4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Can also laugh at it while sober

    • @KoiSplash-wk5tm
      @KoiSplash-wk5tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean.... I can't since I'm underage but take me on quick run or chase and I'm hyped.

    • @-xj9cw
      @-xj9cw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha I smoked watching this

    • @nik_senpai
      @nik_senpai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sure dude.

  • @zacharysmithson6985
    @zacharysmithson6985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I want to know Swagger’s demographic to see if kids young enough think about huffing sink chems

    • @flavorytub
      @flavorytub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It’s pretty much made up of high school stoners and up

    • @yaboianz
      @yaboianz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@flavorytub exactly

    • @danielgeeves1488
      @danielgeeves1488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flavorytub well put

    • @sigmaeagle2551
      @sigmaeagle2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@flavorytub true but theres for sure at least a few squeakers in there.

    • @CringineerGaming
      @CringineerGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check view counts on later videos. About that many

  • @felixburnett984
    @felixburnett984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Swagger, as a member of the tourettes community, we welcome you whole heartedly into this lovely group x

  • @thefifthwheels
    @thefifthwheels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    The pirates be like" yarr this here dishsoap be bussin"

    • @tylerbland7498
      @tylerbland7498 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @albingrahn5576
      @albingrahn5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol pfp fits perfectly

    • @xeno284
      @xeno284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro im crying 😂

    • @MrVibe-tx4rn
      @MrVibe-tx4rn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why am I laughing so hard at this shit?

    • @ffandrewd2986
      @ffandrewd2986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrVibe-tx4rn I choked on my gum laughing

  • @zenlstaken4706
    @zenlstaken4706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    To this day I still haven’t seen swagger kill someone in CS

    • @bizzaa9648
      @bizzaa9648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      5:56

    • @downatello5006
      @downatello5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He killed 2 people in this vid

    • @joshualittle8115
      @joshualittle8115 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch the steroids video, he was cracked

  • @civilianjoseph
    @civilianjoseph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    If Swaggers got canceled: "Oh my God, who said that?"
    "SwaggerSouls"
    "Aaaah that's fine"

  • @benjaminvarner3765
    @benjaminvarner3765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    5:14 shoulda said "they all hung up... and then ended the call" 💀

    • @albingrahn5576
      @albingrahn5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i though that was where it was going lol

  • @funky555
    @funky555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    this video resonates 2010 youtube before twitter started to cancel people

  • @Lawlz4Dayzz
    @Lawlz4Dayzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    No Gonna Lie, Swagger makes some great points about video game trash talk in the beginning
    They act like its some sort of emotionally scarring bullying, when people really are just need a way to vent from whatever problems are in their life, or else they will find a way to vent that causes ACTUAL damage to their life and other people.
    If there are sensitive people that have a problem with trash talk, there are already two button to solve this:
    *The Mute Button and The Power Off Button*

    • @Lawlz4Dayzz
      @Lawlz4Dayzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Edit: Think this is a part of an very damaging movement to make everything completely "safe" and non-threatening aka not thrilling, fun, or exciting to do for people.
      Its ultimately rooted in secular hedonism, as to live only for feeling pleasure and thereby nevdr expieriencing any pain or discomfort, even though the best things cone with pain and discomfort.
      Its a projection on forcing on what some very sensitive people want with what everyone wants.
      Reality and Human Nature don't work that way though. Either through Nature or Human interaction, bad things happen.And if people are not strong and prepared to make the best of that, then the worst case scenario is an inevitability.

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lawlz4Dayzz based

  • @Lawlz4Dayzz
    @Lawlz4Dayzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Yo if some kid dies from eating kitchen cleaner,
    That's his fault from taking life advice from Swagger

    • @lemonboy4660
      @lemonboy4660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shit u saying imma die from that man I had that stuff when he said it was cool like 5 minutes in the vid 😂

  • @dregdendawn2021
    @dregdendawn2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When did swagger become a responsible dad? "Nah man it's 5pm I cant be smoking weed"

  • @manks5491
    @manks5491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    day has been made

    • @cb225
      @cb225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @baddawBE
      @baddawBE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You didn't even watch the video tho

    • @cynthiafuentes4209
      @cynthiafuentes4209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did you watch a 10 min video in 5 mins?

    • @strateupgamr7
      @strateupgamr7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, every day at 12:00 am a day is being made.

    • @cb225
      @cb225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The day is made by him uploading..

  • @alexguzman9997
    @alexguzman9997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "BUNGER"
    Where the bunger crew at?

  • @obijuanjackoby105
    @obijuanjackoby105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Who Called a Time Out?” “Well We’re Gonna Smoke Some Weed”

  • @ShadowNova300
    @ShadowNova300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Swagger: "Idk if I can get high right now..."
    Guy: "You're so responsible."
    Swagger: "Alright fine I'll smoke some weed."

  • @Juniperberriezz
    @Juniperberriezz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    People can try and cancel swagger and he’s just gonna get high and laugh at everyone

  • @livperson3726
    @livperson3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    my day was bad until swagger souls posted a youtube video

    • @orenthalmudbone3550
      @orenthalmudbone3550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The day just started

    • @taiteraide
      @taiteraide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@orenthalmudbone3550 time zones dumbass

    • @jake-ug8ij
      @jake-ug8ij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      most original comment

    • @kamzsage
      @kamzsage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i agree 100%

    • @Daniel-uo4bg
      @Daniel-uo4bg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my day still bad

  • @jarednilson8236
    @jarednilson8236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Swagger, the one misfit that stayed true to his roots and is still entertaining

  • @hdiggitydogpotato2410
    @hdiggitydogpotato2410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Just finished the new podcast episode and this popped up. lets gooooo

  • @doporto1999
    @doporto1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This mans just told the generation that ate tide pods to try poison 😂

  • @antoncasciano8747
    @antoncasciano8747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Quit cigarette. Smoke Weed."
    - Gandhi

  • @randomuser5663
    @randomuser5663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The way swagger says awful is just so.... different

  • @chasevandyk5082
    @chasevandyk5082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “I just want to call someone the N word,” made me fall out of my seat laughing.

  • @yeti7565
    @yeti7565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    The internet went soft and it pisses me off no one can take sarcasm or a joke anymore
    Edit: So I started a debate in the replies
    0_0

    • @nickzakrath7080
      @nickzakrath7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Fuck Twitter.

    • @__-yz1ob
      @__-yz1ob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "The internet"
      4 dumb teens from Twitter got triggered and everyone decided to make a big, deal out of it

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@__-yz1ob look

    • @yeti7565
      @yeti7565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@__-yz1ob facts

    • @yeti7565
      @yeti7565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nickzakrath7080 agreed

  • @napdarkslayer6253
    @napdarkslayer6253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The shit under the sink tasted great, my parents started to scream at me and I was confused, but then I was rushed to the ER and I had passed out because I was chocking on something

  • @areee8908
    @areee8908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Some of the Top Uncacellable People:
    1. Schlatt
    2. Swagger
    3. Fitz
    Me: niiicceee

    • @areee8908
      @areee8908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also all people who wouldn’t mind swagger screaming the nword at people in games, like this.

  • @matts2080
    @matts2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    At least one kid is gonna drink the detergent after this video

  • @Skuplia
    @Skuplia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Funny thing is, that's an actual form of tourettes called "Echolalia". People with it tend to repeat what people say and it can be in a voice like that lol. Proof is I have tourettes and a friend with echolalia

    • @tylerbland7498
      @tylerbland7498 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @buybitcoin-n1x
      @buybitcoin-n1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Funny thing is, that's an actual form of tourettes called "Echolalia". People with it tend to repeat what people say and it can be in a voice like that lol. Proof is I have tourettes and a friend with echolalia

    • @buybitcoin-n1x
      @buybitcoin-n1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah shit my bad I have tourettes

    • @codfan2057
      @codfan2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@buybitcoin-n1x "mY baD i hAVe tOuRetTEs"

    • @codfan2057
      @codfan2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@buybitcoin-n1x my bad, I have echolalia.

  • @MachoBrazy
    @MachoBrazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    *Swagger* “I just want to call someone the N word and it not be a big deal is that to much to ask?" xD

  • @honestlyally
    @honestlyally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i forgot cooper had someone steal his water bottle like 2 years ago damn.

    • @muaudy
      @muaudy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the disgust still feels fresh

    • @ekclapper339
      @ekclapper339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was actually a copypasta from some kpop account but its spread so far out from the original incident that ppl dont know that anymore its so funny

  • @kellymcguire6203
    @kellymcguire6203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a person with Tourette’s I laughed my ass off

  • @PixelKowboy
    @PixelKowboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is so sad guys i gotta go write a 37 paragraph twitlonger to cancel swagger now

  • @yeetgod5009
    @yeetgod5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    April 28th: Timmthy Johnson died by drinking a gallon of dishwashing detergent

  • @thewonderfulshrimp3029
    @thewonderfulshrimp3029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    5:06 my mom was a suicide hotline worker. Dinner was horrible and that’s why my parents are divorced.

    • @Alceste_
      @Alceste_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So nowadays you're her best client?

    • @codfan2057
      @codfan2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Alceste_ **last**

  • @ktb6210
    @ktb6210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    swagger can never be canceled

  • @mickeybreezy
    @mickeybreezy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "If you can't handle my mentally insane ass, then you don't deserve me when I'm slightly less mentally insane." Bro that's the realest shit you ever wrote.

  • @jackh8157
    @jackh8157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    With the water bottle poison, I still think you could get charged under criminally negligent homicide

    • @garette8672
      @garette8672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, something like that. it’d probably be based of precedent of spiking your food at work when your coworkers steal your food. you have to prove in court that you would’ve eaten it in order to be proven innocent. i.e. loading up a sandwich with extremely hot peppers

  • @SEANJOHNSONOFGOD
    @SEANJOHNSONOFGOD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I don't understand how people get cancelled for edgy jokes.. Just keep posting lol

  • @Lil.nugget223
    @Lil.nugget223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:53 he sounds like that kid in polar express

  • @phonkey7193
    @phonkey7193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I just wanna call someone the n-word and not have it be a big deal” - Ghandi

  • @b0nefide
    @b0nefide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3 years ago when i called a suicide hotline and they put me on hold

    • @lilolivetrees
      @lilolivetrees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my friend called them once and the girl said “sorry sir, could you repeat that i wasn’t listening” and he told me in that moment he realized it can only go up hill from there

  • @iheartslashers
    @iheartslashers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    the day swagger gets cancelled for something serious and not just a simple joke is the day the world goes through the great depression

  • @BaloonLlama6056
    @BaloonLlama6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:49 I’m offended but I’m laughing too hard 😂 love you swagger

  • @Holst_Birgit_Lisa_V3
    @Holst_Birgit_Lisa_V3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Its only 5pm”
    Oh swagger there is never a bad time to get stoned

  • @wahl7837
    @wahl7837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every time I watch these videos it’s usually when I’m on the break of sleep, and the music is a great touch.
    Tonight I’m dreaming about weed nug

  • @f0ggy22
    @f0ggy22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thanks for coming back home swagger, we all missed you

  • @sindragonbladehell305
    @sindragonbladehell305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    are we not going to talk about how Swagger got killed by someone called hentai God

    • @juicecx5160
      @juicecx5160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no because there's absolutely nothing off place about that name, have you even played counter strike?

    • @zapawafyt
      @zapawafyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How about him being killed by "crippling depression"?

    • @juicecx5160
      @juicecx5160 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zapawafyt i mean it's like 3 dollars and you can name your gun anything, so it's not surprising or off place. but yes, that is funny.

    • @ApokalyptikNM
      @ApokalyptikNM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zapawafyt I seen a video of rising storm i think it was sovietwomble
      Crippling Depression is even worse when armed with a AK

  • @AsphaltRhys
    @AsphaltRhys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:29 this made a 10 minute video turn into a 20 minute sesh

  • @isaact25x42
    @isaact25x42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If swag gets cancelled, I would cancel my life subscription

  • @Dollar1276
    @Dollar1276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bro please become a voice actor this shit is unreal I deadass thought someone else was talking when you do impressions

  • @steelcrow4957
    @steelcrow4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Swagger taught me something today:
    The bottles under the sink are so tasty, must be from the skull and bones labeled on it

  • @liamford139
    @liamford139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't wait to drink the cool pirate drinks, thanks swagger!

  • @scarrost
    @scarrost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If their name starts with “S” and they do gaming, you cant cancel them.

    • @stellarscorp
      @stellarscorp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ayeee

    • @aryanjha8841
      @aryanjha8841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sfitz

    • @Raizoken0
      @Raizoken0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shitler

    • @Bakedonyx
      @Bakedonyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skydoesmc😂😂

    • @stellarscorp
      @stellarscorp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bakedonyx he quit and started making music though

  • @kylelord_8573
    @kylelord_8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had no idea Swagger was so good at doing voices

  • @Sk33TnY33T
    @Sk33TnY33T ปีที่แล้ว

    Love how when every video ends i feel like im either sad because im going back home or just looking at memories

  • @lilolivetrees
    @lilolivetrees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “they could say it was premeditated”
    judge: there was poison in the drink
    “THERE WAS POISON IN MY DRINK? SOMEONE TRIED TO POISON ME????”

  • @Microwafel
    @Microwafel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I just wanna say the N-word without it being a big deal"
    And now ive never met any one as american as swagger

  • @Keeguwu
    @Keeguwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Early on a swagger video? Ayyy

  • @snipasean7069
    @snipasean7069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It is impossible to cancel this guy and big guy

  • @kingwafer209
    @kingwafer209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro i used to have those headphones @1:52 in red, broken and taped exactly like that hahahahah

  • @rjgatto7185
    @rjgatto7185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the most stoned I’ve ever heard swagger been

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "They start crying cause they need a father figure"
    Swagger, it sounds like you're picking up chicks who already have issues...

    • @codfan2057
      @codfan2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He likes being called daddy. 😂

  • @SteamPunkLinken7
    @SteamPunkLinken7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:38
    Me: “look under sink and finds DAWN”
    Also Me: Oh shit DAWN! We living GOOD!

  • @j.r.7339
    @j.r.7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Im getting real Sovietwomble Vibes but even more controversial here.

    • @chrispy199
      @chrispy199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah they are pretty much same same but different

  • @JonesyTBJ
    @JonesyTBJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Swagger: it’s 5pm i shouldnt smoke
    Me smoking at 11:30pm: 👁 👄 👁

  • @samuelsmith1412
    @samuelsmith1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please never change, these vids get me through so much

  • @jackglover6809
    @jackglover6809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i love how this man is just too Australian to get cancelled

    • @renezugel4219
      @renezugel4219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even though he isn’t lmao, he still is

  • @omsimbarabidaomsim990
    @omsimbarabidaomsim990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *B U N G E R*
    edit: yes, i'm a freak.

  • @plummeted
    @plummeted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    swagger fills the Fitz shaped hole in my heart

  • @thegamegroup8059
    @thegamegroup8059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Most entertaining video you’ve put out in a while. Love the shit talking and cs content

  • @Kenai_47
    @Kenai_47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "To all kids watching this underneath the sink your parents keep nice tasty treats from you um beautiful tasty little treats"😂

  • @justultrra3568
    @justultrra3568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Swagger is the resistance leader to the cancel culture on Twitter for me.
    He will defeat them all

    • @vlogmngames
      @vlogmngames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If people try to cancel him, he's gonna cancel the cancellers by cancelling the cancelling the cancellers did

    • @justultrra3568
      @justultrra3568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vlogmngames exactly

  • @athanasiosp.
    @athanasiosp. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "He called me the n word oh my god I feel so violated right now."

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ''He called me the n word and I am white oh my God I feel so violated right now'' people like this exist.

    • @athanasiosp.
      @athanasiosp. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Misanthropolis I know they do but noone should ever feel like that. For some reason if I call you a dumbass maybe you dont even care but if I call you the n word you think I became hitler although it is primarily used as just another curse word or generally to address someone like saying "this motherfucker over here...". Of course it was connected to racism, of course some people still use it to promote racism which is not ok BUT when people use in other ways like black people do it just to say hello to each other then no you should not feel violated or anything. Context matters and what happened in the past does not stay like that forever.

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@athanasiosp. Obviously, yes. Some people REALLY think that anyone using that word is a racist...as if all racists just openly promote racism.

    • @willfollis8244
      @willfollis8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shits just a word, weird how people get their lives ruined for saying it.

    • @athanasiosp.
      @athanasiosp. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@willfollis8244 people made a joke about closed eyes for asian people and they treat them like they hate human kind and want to exterminate it

  • @lindseyellie932
    @lindseyellie932 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was shocked to see a recent csgo swagger video! But I am very happy it exists

  • @mrcrabowski
    @mrcrabowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely love the humor, very rare to find these days

  • @Newtjam
    @Newtjam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    didnt know his voice could go so high.

  • @bespinguard7854
    @bespinguard7854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Shit he’s right about the tasty treats under the sink, this spicy water is good

    • @bespinguard7854
      @bespinguard7854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @- Astor - This one has the pirates skull and crossbones on it! Awesome

  • @eii____6842
    @eii____6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You can’t cancel someone who doesn’t care

    • @janetheordinary
      @janetheordinary 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You definitely can (not saying I want to)

  • @gun5219
    @gun5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    last dream i had was about me surrendering myself to Malaysian authorities , getting sprayed by anesthetic gas, a pov shot of a cctv camera pointing at a school girl, dancing waking up in an asylum infirmary, seeing the tools and then sleeping again, then a montage of me getting tortured then getting tossed into a padded cell over and over again with Act Like You Know as the song. it was pretty intense.

    • @janetheordinary
      @janetheordinary 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know what kind of drugs you’re on, but I’d love to try

  • @chriscornell5582
    @chriscornell5582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The quality in these last couple vids is like watching a slide presentation

  • @M4GG0TK1NG
    @M4GG0TK1NG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I gotta wake up so early, I have to be up at 7" in what universe is 7 early?

  • @chrisbillingsley5810
    @chrisbillingsley5810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Have yall ever just get high on weed and edibles while watching Michael Vsause

  • @williamfalkner8765
    @williamfalkner8765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Swagger would just makes my day with some weed😎

  • @ramenkid2304
    @ramenkid2304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love getting high and watching swaggers videos 👌🏽 big inspiration

  • @littlelexibaby
    @littlelexibaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂 Good ole Swagger at it again... Missed the CSGO vids.... Laughed all way through my guy

  • @brendenselby8143
    @brendenselby8143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When swagger said "I just wanna call someone the n word and it not be a big deal" I felt that... I fucking felt that

    • @boiledcabbages
      @boiledcabbages 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's.... Not something to be proud of admitting....

    • @jaboconthemire
      @jaboconthemire 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boiledcabbages optics

    • @brendenselby8143
      @brendenselby8143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@boiledcabbages why not? Everyone is so soft you have to walk on glass just talking in public. Cant even make a funny aids or 9/11 joke anymore smh, it all just crashes and burns

    • @boiledcabbages
      @boiledcabbages 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brendenselby8143 racism isn't a joking matter

    • @RockorSomething83
      @RockorSomething83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking. Facts.