The only people that can "cancel" Swagger are TH-cam (extremists hacking him too). People can bitch and moan to them but, correct me if I'm wrong, it would be censorship if they did shut him down. Even if they did he could just make another channel and tell everyone to subscribe there. If it's such a problem maybe TH-cam needs an age rating system so these childish minded people can go away.
Not to mention, because Swagger's jokes are actually that: jokes. They're clearly intended to be jokes and they're actually funny. Or, well, the second part is subjective, but the point is that he clearly doesn't actually believe them - they're supposed to be funny because it's fucking ridiculous (like the disabled vr chat one, "well have you just tried standing up?" It's funny because people who say that shit unironically are brain dead morons). The joke is the actual words and not the people it's made about or aimed at. He doesn't do it /just/ to be offensive and piss people off. And he knows his audience. Way, way too many "dark humour" guys will literally just say shit like "burn all gays" completely unprompted to groups of strangers and then cry and piss themselves when no one thought it was funny.
I mean hed have to do some actual fuck shit to get canceled since a decent amount of his content is dark or edgy jokes but honestly feel like swagger is a cool guy
@@shadowsnipes9242 no it would imply people don't have time to be weak and oversensitive. sorry your parents didn't raise you with thick skin, worlds not fair.
No Gonna Lie, Swagger makes some great points about video game trash talk in the beginning They act like its some sort of emotionally scarring bullying, when people really are just need a way to vent from whatever problems are in their life, or else they will find a way to vent that causes ACTUAL damage to their life and other people. If there are sensitive people that have a problem with trash talk, there are already two button to solve this: *The Mute Button and The Power Off Button*
Edit: Think this is a part of an very damaging movement to make everything completely "safe" and non-threatening aka not thrilling, fun, or exciting to do for people. Its ultimately rooted in secular hedonism, as to live only for feeling pleasure and thereby nevdr expieriencing any pain or discomfort, even though the best things cone with pain and discomfort. Its a projection on forcing on what some very sensitive people want with what everyone wants. Reality and Human Nature don't work that way though. Either through Nature or Human interaction, bad things happen.And if people are not strong and prepared to make the best of that, then the worst case scenario is an inevitability.
The shit under the sink tasted great, my parents started to scream at me and I was confused, but then I was rushed to the ER and I had passed out because I was chocking on something
Funny thing is, that's an actual form of tourettes called "Echolalia". People with it tend to repeat what people say and it can be in a voice like that lol. Proof is I have tourettes and a friend with echolalia
Funny thing is, that's an actual form of tourettes called "Echolalia". People with it tend to repeat what people say and it can be in a voice like that lol. Proof is I have tourettes and a friend with echolalia
"If you can't handle my mentally insane ass, then you don't deserve me when I'm slightly less mentally insane." Bro that's the realest shit you ever wrote.
yeah, something like that. it’d probably be based of precedent of spiking your food at work when your coworkers steal your food. you have to prove in court that you would’ve eaten it in order to be proven innocent. i.e. loading up a sandwich with extremely hot peppers
my friend called them once and the girl said “sorry sir, could you repeat that i wasn’t listening” and he told me in that moment he realized it can only go up hill from there
@@Misanthropolis I know they do but noone should ever feel like that. For some reason if I call you a dumbass maybe you dont even care but if I call you the n word you think I became hitler although it is primarily used as just another curse word or generally to address someone like saying "this motherfucker over here...". Of course it was connected to racism, of course some people still use it to promote racism which is not ok BUT when people use in other ways like black people do it just to say hello to each other then no you should not feel violated or anything. Context matters and what happened in the past does not stay like that forever.
last dream i had was about me surrendering myself to Malaysian authorities , getting sprayed by anesthetic gas, a pov shot of a cctv camera pointing at a school girl, dancing waking up in an asylum infirmary, seeing the tools and then sleeping again, then a montage of me getting tortured then getting tossed into a padded cell over and over again with Act Like You Know as the song. it was pretty intense.
@@boiledcabbages why not? Everyone is so soft you have to walk on glass just talking in public. Cant even make a funny aids or 9/11 joke anymore smh, it all just crashes and burns
sober swagger - "i shouldn't get high at 5 pm, its irresponsible"
high swagger - "death to children"
E
You cant forget "I just want to call someone the n-word and not have it be a big deal" just a couple minutes after he said i shouldnt get high.
Swaggers response to saying offensive shit is “what you gonna do, cancel me?”
The only people that can "cancel" Swagger are TH-cam (extremists hacking him too). People can bitch and moan to them but, correct me if I'm wrong, it would be censorship if they did shut him down. Even if they did he could just make another channel and tell everyone to subscribe there.
If it's such a problem maybe TH-cam needs an age rating system so these childish minded people can go away.
@@AxxLAfriku stfu
At some point canceling is gonna do nothing
Or at least I hope it will be.
He's at most losing like 200 subs, getting harassed for a few days and then everyone acts like it never happened. Welcome to cancer culture
@@JayLeo. I mean to be fair everyone subbed to swagger already know he is like this and just don't give a crap.
no cancel swagger
RUST IS POG
cringelord
I think you're missing a comma
Who was the kid who got pissed at Ser Winter for playing the game on that rust server?
Ues
Didn't know swagger had such a massive range of voices
i hope he can imitate the voice of shriveled up nutsack leaking sperrm next
Ikr
He said if/when he stopped doing TH-cam he go into voice acting.
He is also a pimp.... So.. "BITCH GET YO ASS BACK HERE"
He's a man of talent
I like that swaggersouls can never be canceled since most of his audience subscribed BECAUSE of how offensive he is
And because in the end nobody dares try to. Yet they'll try to cancel schlatt
Most?
@@Mark6O9 Swagger's entire brand is how he doesn't give a shit what people think, but Schlatt seems far more concerned with his image
Not to mention, because Swagger's jokes are actually that: jokes. They're clearly intended to be jokes and they're actually funny. Or, well, the second part is subjective, but the point is that he clearly doesn't actually believe them - they're supposed to be funny because it's fucking ridiculous (like the disabled vr chat one, "well have you just tried standing up?" It's funny because people who say that shit unironically are brain dead morons). The joke is the actual words and not the people it's made about or aimed at.
He doesn't do it /just/ to be offensive and piss people off. And he knows his audience. Way, way too many "dark humour" guys will literally just say shit like "burn all gays" completely unprompted to groups of strangers and then cry and piss themselves when no one thought it was funny.
@@filmandfirearms schlatt doesn't give a shit either, his fanbase just overlaps with younger demographics more
swagger acting like he doesn’t want to go smoke weed is the funniest thing ever because he knows he does
Nah see the problem was the stairs you ever look at stairs high your just like nah ima just be on the couch now I live on the 1st floor.
ah but you see he wasn’t highly YET
The stairs... a stoner’s worst enemy
The community is so good nobody even wants to cancel him
You can't cancel him with his helmet blocking it all
Facts
He did say “something racist” on last weeks podcast tho
"twitter users intensifys
@@Ghost-iv5ur eh he has for years and is still fine. what'd he say this time
the day swagger gets cancelled is the day the internet has a great depression
nah, swaggers uncancellable
@@LunaForeverr don't jinx it
@@ZeroOveride he is, bc none of us would stop watching him if he was “cancelled@
I mean hed have to do some actual fuck shit to get canceled since a decent amount of his content is dark or edgy jokes but honestly feel like swagger is a cool guy
can’t cancel the short Italian man
“I just want to call someone the n-word and have it be no big deal” Swagger truly believes in freedom, lol.
he's unironically speaking facts. a world where nobody cares if you say offensive things is a truly beautiful world.
@@Kiezly I would love a world like that, because that would imply that the *reason* those offensives words are offensive never existed
@@shadowsnipes9242 no it would imply people don't have time to be weak and oversensitive. sorry your parents didn't raise you with thick skin, worlds not fair.
@@shadowsnipes9242 i agree with this
@@Kiezly Uh okay, shout that you're fine with racism a little louder
When you try to cancel swagger but everybody's too high to care
And the ones who aren’t high (for some reason) have a sense of humor
Swagger can't be canceled, it's simply just impossible
You can't cancel guy, who doesn't even care
Like Jonathan schlatt
can't cancel someone who doesn't care
fax no printer
canceling swagger is like trying to cancel eminem
Swagger is a whole spectrum of different moods and I love that almost all of them involve him being high
I don’t think anyone knew that his voice could sound like that
I'm now scared my son will come running out the bathroom sooner or later yelling "DAD, I'M A PIRATE".
You gotta be as high and messed up as these boys to truly appreciate their content and humor and I love it 😂😂
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 7160
Can also laugh at it while sober
I mean.... I can't since I'm underage but take me on quick run or chase and I'm hyped.
Haha I smoked watching this
Sure dude.
I want to know Swagger’s demographic to see if kids young enough think about huffing sink chems
It’s pretty much made up of high school stoners and up
@@flavorytub exactly
@@flavorytub well put
@@flavorytub true but theres for sure at least a few squeakers in there.
Check view counts on later videos. About that many
Swagger, as a member of the tourettes community, we welcome you whole heartedly into this lovely group x
The pirates be like" yarr this here dishsoap be bussin"
Lmao
lol pfp fits perfectly
Bro im crying 😂
Why am I laughing so hard at this shit?
@@MrVibe-tx4rn I choked on my gum laughing
To this day I still haven’t seen swagger kill someone in CS
5:56
He killed 2 people in this vid
Watch the steroids video, he was cracked
If Swaggers got canceled: "Oh my God, who said that?"
"SwaggerSouls"
"Aaaah that's fine"
5:14 shoulda said "they all hung up... and then ended the call" 💀
i though that was where it was going lol
this video resonates 2010 youtube before twitter started to cancel people
No Gonna Lie, Swagger makes some great points about video game trash talk in the beginning
They act like its some sort of emotionally scarring bullying, when people really are just need a way to vent from whatever problems are in their life, or else they will find a way to vent that causes ACTUAL damage to their life and other people.
If there are sensitive people that have a problem with trash talk, there are already two button to solve this:
*The Mute Button and The Power Off Button*
Edit: Think this is a part of an very damaging movement to make everything completely "safe" and non-threatening aka not thrilling, fun, or exciting to do for people.
Its ultimately rooted in secular hedonism, as to live only for feeling pleasure and thereby nevdr expieriencing any pain or discomfort, even though the best things cone with pain and discomfort.
Its a projection on forcing on what some very sensitive people want with what everyone wants.
Reality and Human Nature don't work that way though. Either through Nature or Human interaction, bad things happen.And if people are not strong and prepared to make the best of that, then the worst case scenario is an inevitability.
@@Lawlz4Dayzz based
Yo if some kid dies from eating kitchen cleaner,
That's his fault from taking life advice from Swagger
Shit u saying imma die from that man I had that stuff when he said it was cool like 5 minutes in the vid 😂
When did swagger become a responsible dad? "Nah man it's 5pm I cant be smoking weed"
day has been made
Same
You didn't even watch the video tho
How did you watch a 10 min video in 5 mins?
I mean, every day at 12:00 am a day is being made.
The day is made by him uploading..
"BUNGER"
Where the bunger crew at?
Bunger crew represent
Bunger
Bunger crew gang gang
Bunger4lyfe
here the freaks are
“Who Called a Time Out?” “Well We’re Gonna Smoke Some Weed”
Swagger: "Idk if I can get high right now..."
Guy: "You're so responsible."
Swagger: "Alright fine I'll smoke some weed."
People can try and cancel swagger and he’s just gonna get high and laugh at everyone
my day was bad until swagger souls posted a youtube video
The day just started
@@orenthalmudbone3550 time zones dumbass
most original comment
i agree 100%
my day still bad
Swagger, the one misfit that stayed true to his roots and is still entertaining
Just finished the new podcast episode and this popped up. lets gooooo
This mans just told the generation that ate tide pods to try poison 😂
"Quit cigarette. Smoke Weed."
- Gandhi
The way swagger says awful is just so.... different
“I just want to call someone the N word,” made me fall out of my seat laughing.
The internet went soft and it pisses me off no one can take sarcasm or a joke anymore
Edit: So I started a debate in the replies
0_0
Fuck Twitter.
"The internet"
4 dumb teens from Twitter got triggered and everyone decided to make a big, deal out of it
@@__-yz1ob look
@@__-yz1ob facts
@@nickzakrath7080 agreed
The shit under the sink tasted great, my parents started to scream at me and I was confused, but then I was rushed to the ER and I had passed out because I was chocking on something
Some of the Top Uncacellable People:
1. Schlatt
2. Swagger
3. Fitz
Me: niiicceee
also all people who wouldn’t mind swagger screaming the nword at people in games, like this.
At least one kid is gonna drink the detergent after this video
Natural selection
hope so
Funny thing is, that's an actual form of tourettes called "Echolalia". People with it tend to repeat what people say and it can be in a voice like that lol. Proof is I have tourettes and a friend with echolalia
Lol
Funny thing is, that's an actual form of tourettes called "Echolalia". People with it tend to repeat what people say and it can be in a voice like that lol. Proof is I have tourettes and a friend with echolalia
Ah shit my bad I have tourettes
@@buybitcoin-n1x "mY baD i hAVe tOuRetTEs"
@@buybitcoin-n1x my bad, I have echolalia.
*Swagger* “I just want to call someone the N word and it not be a big deal is that to much to ask?" xD
i forgot cooper had someone steal his water bottle like 2 years ago damn.
the disgust still feels fresh
it was actually a copypasta from some kpop account but its spread so far out from the original incident that ppl dont know that anymore its so funny
As a person with Tourette’s I laughed my ass off
This is so sad guys i gotta go write a 37 paragraph twitlonger to cancel swagger now
April 28th: Timmthy Johnson died by drinking a gallon of dishwashing detergent
5:06 my mom was a suicide hotline worker. Dinner was horrible and that’s why my parents are divorced.
So nowadays you're her best client?
@@Alceste_ **last**
swagger can never be canceled
"If you can't handle my mentally insane ass, then you don't deserve me when I'm slightly less mentally insane." Bro that's the realest shit you ever wrote.
With the water bottle poison, I still think you could get charged under criminally negligent homicide
yeah, something like that. it’d probably be based of precedent of spiking your food at work when your coworkers steal your food. you have to prove in court that you would’ve eaten it in order to be proven innocent. i.e. loading up a sandwich with extremely hot peppers
I don't understand how people get cancelled for edgy jokes.. Just keep posting lol
0:53 he sounds like that kid in polar express
“I just wanna call someone the n-word and not have it be a big deal” - Ghandi
3 years ago when i called a suicide hotline and they put me on hold
my friend called them once and the girl said “sorry sir, could you repeat that i wasn’t listening” and he told me in that moment he realized it can only go up hill from there
the day swagger gets cancelled for something serious and not just a simple joke is the day the world goes through the great depression
4:49 I’m offended but I’m laughing too hard 😂 love you swagger
“Its only 5pm”
Oh swagger there is never a bad time to get stoned
Every time I watch these videos it’s usually when I’m on the break of sleep, and the music is a great touch.
Tonight I’m dreaming about weed nug
thanks for coming back home swagger, we all missed you
are we not going to talk about how Swagger got killed by someone called hentai God
no because there's absolutely nothing off place about that name, have you even played counter strike?
How about him being killed by "crippling depression"?
@@zapawafyt i mean it's like 3 dollars and you can name your gun anything, so it's not surprising or off place. but yes, that is funny.
@@zapawafyt I seen a video of rising storm i think it was sovietwomble
Crippling Depression is even worse when armed with a AK
0:29 this made a 10 minute video turn into a 20 minute sesh
If swag gets cancelled, I would cancel my life subscription
Bro please become a voice actor this shit is unreal I deadass thought someone else was talking when you do impressions
Swagger taught me something today:
The bottles under the sink are so tasty, must be from the skull and bones labeled on it
I can't wait to drink the cool pirate drinks, thanks swagger!
If their name starts with “S” and they do gaming, you cant cancel them.
ayeee
Sfitz
Shitler
Skydoesmc😂😂
@@Bakedonyx he quit and started making music though
I had no idea Swagger was so good at doing voices
Love how when every video ends i feel like im either sad because im going back home or just looking at memories
“they could say it was premeditated”
judge: there was poison in the drink
“THERE WAS POISON IN MY DRINK? SOMEONE TRIED TO POISON ME????”
"I just wanna say the N-word without it being a big deal"
And now ive never met any one as american as swagger
Early on a swagger video? Ayyy
factsss
Same ayyy
ayyyy
It is impossible to cancel this guy and big guy
bro i used to have those headphones @1:52 in red, broken and taped exactly like that hahahahah
This is the most stoned I’ve ever heard swagger been
"They start crying cause they need a father figure"
Swagger, it sounds like you're picking up chicks who already have issues...
He likes being called daddy. 😂
3:38
Me: “look under sink and finds DAWN”
Also Me: Oh shit DAWN! We living GOOD!
Im getting real Sovietwomble Vibes but even more controversial here.
yeah they are pretty much same same but different
Swagger: it’s 5pm i shouldnt smoke
Me smoking at 11:30pm: 👁 👄 👁
Please never change, these vids get me through so much
i love how this man is just too Australian to get cancelled
Even though he isn’t lmao, he still is
*B U N G E R*
edit: yes, i'm a freak.
swagger fills the Fitz shaped hole in my heart
Most entertaining video you’ve put out in a while. Love the shit talking and cs content
"To all kids watching this underneath the sink your parents keep nice tasty treats from you um beautiful tasty little treats"😂
Swagger is the resistance leader to the cancel culture on Twitter for me.
He will defeat them all
If people try to cancel him, he's gonna cancel the cancellers by cancelling the cancelling the cancellers did
@@vlogmngames exactly
"He called me the n word oh my god I feel so violated right now."
''He called me the n word and I am white oh my God I feel so violated right now'' people like this exist.
@@Misanthropolis I know they do but noone should ever feel like that. For some reason if I call you a dumbass maybe you dont even care but if I call you the n word you think I became hitler although it is primarily used as just another curse word or generally to address someone like saying "this motherfucker over here...". Of course it was connected to racism, of course some people still use it to promote racism which is not ok BUT when people use in other ways like black people do it just to say hello to each other then no you should not feel violated or anything. Context matters and what happened in the past does not stay like that forever.
@@athanasiosp. Obviously, yes. Some people REALLY think that anyone using that word is a racist...as if all racists just openly promote racism.
Shits just a word, weird how people get their lives ruined for saying it.
@@willfollis8244 people made a joke about closed eyes for asian people and they treat them like they hate human kind and want to exterminate it
I was shocked to see a recent csgo swagger video! But I am very happy it exists
Absolutely love the humor, very rare to find these days
didnt know his voice could go so high.
Shit he’s right about the tasty treats under the sink, this spicy water is good
@- Astor - This one has the pirates skull and crossbones on it! Awesome
You can’t cancel someone who doesn’t care
You definitely can (not saying I want to)
last dream i had was about me surrendering myself to Malaysian authorities , getting sprayed by anesthetic gas, a pov shot of a cctv camera pointing at a school girl, dancing waking up in an asylum infirmary, seeing the tools and then sleeping again, then a montage of me getting tortured then getting tossed into a padded cell over and over again with Act Like You Know as the song. it was pretty intense.
I don’t know what kind of drugs you’re on, but I’d love to try
The quality in these last couple vids is like watching a slide presentation
"I gotta wake up so early, I have to be up at 7" in what universe is 7 early?
You wake up early we get it
Wow you’re cool
Have yall ever just get high on weed and edibles while watching Michael Vsause
my bf and I all the time
Swagger would just makes my day with some weed😎
Love getting high and watching swaggers videos 👌🏽 big inspiration
😂😂😂 Good ole Swagger at it again... Missed the CSGO vids.... Laughed all way through my guy
When swagger said "I just wanna call someone the n word and it not be a big deal" I felt that... I fucking felt that
That's.... Not something to be proud of admitting....
@@boiledcabbages optics
@@boiledcabbages why not? Everyone is so soft you have to walk on glass just talking in public. Cant even make a funny aids or 9/11 joke anymore smh, it all just crashes and burns
@@brendenselby8143 racism isn't a joking matter
Fucking. Facts.