... well, after anchoring nearby, I like to go to the harbor in the evening to watch how mostly elderly men and their wives try to moor their 10m boat, ... here in northern Germany we call this "Hafenkino" ("harbor cinema"). This usually takes place with wild shouting and even wilder waving between the spouses, ... and rumor has it that the separation rate usually rises sharply at the end of a sailing season ...
According to the internet (which never has any inaccurate info on it) a GMC Sierra bed is 79.4” long x 71.4” wide x 22.4” deep, and when I check my goesinta tables that comes out to about 73.5 cubic feet, or just under 550 US gallons, minus say 5 gallons per side for wheel wells, and call it about 540 gallons. And at about 10 pounds per gallon for water, the bed starts with about 5400 lb of water in it as they try pulling it up the ramp. No chit man, that’s pretty heavy!
I have always been told when you were launching or retrieving a boat to always have your vehicle in four-wheel-drive. That way when you put the vehicle in park, it puts the front and rear axles both in park.
5:08 it's easy to calculate the amount of gallons of water in a square or rectangle container. in inches, L x W x H and divide that figure by 231. I was in the aquarium business for 20+ years of my 50 years alive so I often had to calculate the gallons of water in an aquarium.
For that submerged black GMC pickup, you asked how much water would the bed hold - here ya go! 1 cubic foot of water is 7.4 gals. So a truck bed for example GMC Sierra 1500 would be ~6.6x5x2 feet = 66 cubic feet = about 480 gallons of water!
Half ton pick up 6 x 6' bed 36 inches deep holds a little over 800 gallons of water which the weight is over 5600 pounds In the cab probably holds 600 gallons of water
In case of doubt about whether or not alligators are present in the water in Florida….go to the waters edge….touch it and if it feels wet……there are alligators in it….have fun ….swim briskly
This was the best one ever Alfred!!!! We got shit flying everywhere!!! Trucks sinking,boats ramming docks,chicks being chicks,and best of all..... Fred!!!!!! He was drunk bragging hes getting a new truck soon!!! He said the next time some idiot sinks one hes taking over!!!😮😮😮
Water weighs 8lbs per gallon. You think only 60 gallons will fill a truck bed? Lol. Look at a 150 gallon fish tank. You think only 1/2 of one of those will fill a truck bed?
Wow, but well said "it can happen to any of us". My ebrake won't hold in my 2019 3/4 ton chevy so eventually the "park" paw in my tranny will wear out and down my truck goes. But jeez some of the boat operators are just plain dangerous and destructive.
How much water in pickup truck bed? Just measure length x width x height in inches, divide the result by 231 cu. in. per gallon and you have your answer.
I live on the golf coast, And? I am an avid boater, And I swear I hope I never end up on your show At least not the Laughing stock that I love😅😅😅 Because. I love the content its funny AF
How anyone can sink an entire tow vehicle at a ramp mystifies me. Absolute incompetence with a vehicle. One can only imagine what they're like with a boat.
Quick Question Alfred, Why Do all The Towing Companies Leave The Trucks in Gear And Just Drag Them up? Wouldn't Be Easier on the tow if the truck being towed was freewheeling?
Electric switches and solenoids operate most diffs/transfer cases these days, once they're in salt water for even a little but... they probably won't work.
As a tow truck driver I'll answer this for you its safer to drag the vehicle thus it can't roll away when it gets level or rol backwards if something breaks
This place is a Fricken Jungle BooK w/ like 10 boat ramps lots of animals & some geese, crocs, and fish.... the "animals" I was referencing are the people trying to get on/off the water. When I saw the baby birds I was LQQKin' for Mr Croc to fight w/ that mama bird but this is a family channel, I think? If it is, why do people act like they do? Don't tell us, just roll the krazy video. peace man
That actually looks like a crocodile and not a alligator. If it is a crocodile it should be relocated because they are way more aggressive towards humans than alligators.
“Members only doo doo doo dooooo”” 😂.
Drunk Cubans and a Boat ramp You Know your going to have some Laughs!
... well, after anchoring nearby, I like to go to the harbor in the evening to watch how mostly elderly men and their wives try to moor their 10m boat, ... here in northern Germany we call this "Hafenkino" ("harbor cinema").
This usually takes place with wild shouting and even wilder waving between the spouses, ... and rumor has it that the separation rate usually rises sharply at the end of a sailing season ...
When in doubt give it full throttle
That was hilarious!! the guy yelling that's the CHIT SHOW😂😂😂😂
“Just giggle like you always do and pretend it’s a giggle moment guys” 😂😂
15:12 EVERYONE ON THEIR PHONES while captain does everything & falls in water. GOOGANS
It never ceases to amaze me with how many incompetent people are out there
U mean in Florida 😂😂
Those type of people love Florida
@@03roadking
It does seem to be. LoL
Including the cameraman
Please film many unexpected scenes at the marina. I love it
Ol boy in blue at 1:28 has got a beer gut damn
Agreed. When is he due? Looks like triplets.
Ballast😂😂
According to the internet (which never has any inaccurate info on it) a GMC Sierra bed is 79.4” long x 71.4” wide x 22.4” deep, and when I check my goesinta tables that comes out to about 73.5 cubic feet, or just under 550 US gallons, minus say 5 gallons per side for wheel wells, and call it about 540 gallons. And at about 10 pounds per gallon for water, the bed starts with about 5400 lb of water in it as they try pulling it up the ramp. No chit man, that’s pretty heavy!
best part: 2.20 forget the rest whahahahahha
16:45 as I was typing my question about “whisky throttle” you answered my question lol
I just love this Chit !!!
My favorite channel right now. Along with wavy boats and Miami boat ramps + few others
I have always been told when you were launching or retrieving a boat to always have your vehicle in four-wheel-drive. That way when you put the vehicle in park, it puts the front and rear axles both in park.
Thus is some funny chit 😂
5:08 it's easy to calculate the amount of gallons of water in a square or rectangle container. in inches, L x W x H and divide that figure by 231. I was in the aquarium business for 20+ years of my 50 years alive so I often had to calculate the gallons of water in an aquarium.
That looks like a Miami car wash at the bout ranp
"bout ranp" That is actually impressive.
8:12 polarized, lens cap Alfred, my friend you can do it! Love the chit show! The polarized lens cap will take it to the next level
One of your best so far.
A standard GMC truck bed is approximately 6.5’ long, 6’ wide, 1.5’ deep and will hold approximately 525 gallons or 4380 lbs of water.
You asked about truck bed size For a 2024 they are:
78.9" L
50.6" W
21.4" H
Total volume = 62.3 cubic feet.
(For a 6.5 foot bed)
Holy Chit Show! You are makin fans in Alaska!
For that submerged black GMC pickup, you asked how much water would the bed hold - here ya go! 1 cubic foot of water is 7.4 gals. So a truck bed for example GMC Sierra 1500 would be ~6.6x5x2 feet = 66 cubic feet = about 480 gallons of water!
Half ton pick up 6 x 6' bed 36 inches deep holds a little over 800 gallons of water which the weight is over 5600 pounds
In the cab probably holds 600 gallons of water
I love to see that people bring lawn chairs to the dock😂
I thought Alfred went to France lmbo
I haven't seen your videos come up in a while! Great video Alfred!
In case of doubt about whether or not alligators are present in the water in Florida….go to the waters edge….touch it and if it feels wet……there are alligators in it….have fun ….swim briskly
No one doubts there are Alligators in Florida.
Every time you see someone fall in the water, you should yell “THE CROCODILE IS ROGHT NEXT TO YOU” then see how fast he swims.
This was the best one ever Alfred!!!! We got shit flying everywhere!!! Trucks sinking,boats ramming docks,chicks being chicks,and best of all..... Fred!!!!!! He was drunk bragging hes getting a new truck soon!!! He said the next time some idiot sinks one hes taking over!!!😮😮😮
I love how corny you are it keeps me coming back lmao
TRULY ENTERTAINING! IT JUST IS !
That last one was a solid hit. Wish I got to see the whole thing
around 480 gallons in the pickup bed!!
Sounds about right
Water weighs 8lbs per gallon. You think only 60 gallons will fill a truck bed? Lol. Look at a 150 gallon fish tank. You think only 1/2 of one of those will fill a truck bed?
@@eriklarson9137 ?
@@eriklarson9137 i said 480 gallons......
@@carstoniu What would fit in a 8-ft. bed ? Captain Keith Tight lines
Depending on bed length it will fill with approximately 540 gallon or 4500lb of water alone. Let alone inside the cab
Water in the bed of the trucks -
Short Bed (5.8 feet): 342.76 gallons = 2,859.64 pounds
Standard Bed (6.6 feet): 391.33 gallons = 3,263.72 pounds
Yeah, let 'em drain as you go...
Not if, but when Fred munches down on soylent green. 😂
Damn you should've Waaaaaaittt Forrrr it! LoL
Start rolling a camera and I might fold under the pressure at the dock! 🤣
A pickup can hold about 404 gallons of water, or two cubic yards.
3,369 lbs
Average 1500 truck bed - 95 cubic feet, 695 gallons. Roughly 5800 lbs of water
they need to install a winch up away from each ramp, would save on wreckers lol
Is there something about black point that makes it more difficult than a typical launch?
The white Ford was in 4WD so it's very unlikely that the cause of the swim was a traction problem.
Wow, but well said "it can happen to any of us". My ebrake won't hold in my 2019 3/4 ton chevy so eventually the "park" paw in my tranny will wear out and down my truck goes. But jeez some of the boat operators are just plain dangerous and destructive.
Thank God that last guy doesn't own a plane!
How much water in pickup truck bed? Just measure length x width x height in inches, divide the result by 231 cu. in. per gallon and you have your answer.
You're watching the water flow oit of the bed, I'm watching it stream out the bottom of both the front and back doors, lol.
Seems the more expensive the toy, the more ignorant the owner. ☆
a fullsize 8' pickup bed is 77.4 ft3 which would hold 579 gallons. Now you know!
Fred is a STAR!!!!!!
The only boat I would buy is a recreational docked pontoon boat with AC.
Atleast 5 tonnes of water in that GMC.
These people have nice boats. How can they be so bad at this?
I cannot understand why people put their pickup trucks that deep down the boat ramp! These people are a hazard!!!
I live on the golf coast, And?
I am an avid boater, And I swear I hope I never end up on your show At least not the Laughing stock that I love😅😅😅 Because.
I love the content its funny AF
How anyone can sink an entire tow vehicle at a ramp mystifies me. Absolute incompetence with a vehicle. One can only imagine what they're like with a boat.
9:23 my dude just wanted to get drunk af ! hahah
Guy in the green shirt, that must hurt!
Ole green belly is about two seconds from a massive coronary.
Alfred, we need to give you a new nickname, Captain Crunch!
Just a reminder of how much fun boating is....
I don't think it's the tires. It's the idiots behind the wheel 🤣🤣
waaaiiit for it....
There are people that have no business owning or getting anywhere near a boat.
Roughly 4615 pounds of water weight in the 71-ish cubic feet of space in the average 5/6 foot truck bed.
Depending on the salinity, ocean water weighs between 62 and 75 pounds per cubic foot.
Its like Fred knows he is being recorded!!! 😆
Brilliant..😂😂😂..Thank You.😂😂
2:42 😂😂😂😂🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Manatee was the highlight. So gorgeous!!!!
Don't worry Alfred fred got the hole shot while you were in the bathroom 😂
I could sit there all day with a cooler🎉
🌵🌵💀💀👍👍🌵🌵 LOVE THE CHIT SHOW !!! Thx Bro !!!
Quick Question Alfred, Why Do all The Towing Companies Leave The Trucks in Gear And Just Drag Them up? Wouldn't Be Easier on the tow if the truck being towed was freewheeling?
You drop it in the drink, that drivers not getting wet to save your driveline lol. That towtruck has no problem dragging a pickup on wet concrete
@Ky_fireman128 Really it's that big of a pain in the ass to open a door let the water drain out for a couple of mins and then put the bitch in neutral
Electric switches and solenoids operate most diffs/transfer cases these days, once they're in salt water for even a little but... they probably won't work.
As a tow truck driver I'll answer this for you its safer to drag the vehicle thus it can't roll away when it gets level or rol backwards if something breaks
Did you see the size of that crocodile I don't think the owner or the driver wants to wade or swim out to that vehicle with him hanging around there
Heee hee hee I'm still giggling!
This place is a Fricken Jungle BooK w/ like 10 boat ramps lots of animals & some geese, crocs, and fish.... the "animals" I was
referencing are the people trying to get on/off the water. When I saw the baby birds I was LQQKin' for Mr Croc to fight w/ that
mama bird but this is a family channel, I think? If it is, why do people act like they do? Don't tell us, just roll the krazy video.
peace man
I just saw your make 99 cents great again hat, buy the way it is written, it reads .99 cents. That just less that a penny
If I get boat #3 it will be called the MV Bloop Bloop.
Hard to believe these all happened that past few months and bathtub Barbie’s kids were cute!!
Alfred. Canadian boy loves your shit show down there. That never happens here lol. Btw. Sheet of plywood 6” thick of water is a ton
Money for boat: $750,000
Money for learning how to operate it: $18 CD
@2:17 you’re welcome
This is the most beautiful footage EVER!!
Alfred, it looks to be a short box GMC, so that is 62.9 cu. ft. which works out to be 470 gallons of water.
This isn't even about how much people don't know about boating. Most these incidents are just a complete lack of common sense.
I wish would make an appearance when those guys fall, you see some real Olympic speed swimmers
That actually looks like a crocodile and not a alligator. If it is a crocodile it should be relocated because they are way more aggressive towards humans than alligators.
I’m sure absolutely no alcohol was involved involved in any of these 😎
GMC..."GRAB MY CHECKBOOK!"
2:17 ❤
You didn't get the shot? You're fired
I'd like to see 'Karens on the water!!!!!'
...am I right in assuming that you don't need a boat license or have to take an aptitude test in Florida?
Florida people are crazy...🤪 Never see anything crazy at the boat ramps in the PNW
The flags says it all in this place. Stable geniuses...
Fred is looking for a new truck to drive to the beach 🏖️.
Looks like a competition between horse power and stupidity to me
GMC.. CHEVY THE SAME TRUCK JUST DIFFERENT BADGES!!!
Must be a crazy current there