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I can confirm, here in Australia we really took it too far with the toilet paper shortages. I saw people taking two full carts of it just before we got hit with lockdowns. I did hear of a few fights too.
At least you had a reason, that same shit happened in America, except we make our own toilet paper so there was never a risk of shortages.
God damn.
toilet paper shortage when so bad in western countries that it became worldwide news, which made us in asia though alot of westerners dun wash their ass🤣🤣
this is why bidet's should be normalized, its a waste of paper and honestly it doesn't even clean that well so you get western countries panicking over toilet paper of all things, like us in Asia never experienced such a thing especially here in Japan like the only concern was the complete lockdown of the country
Pretty bad in Canada, too. Westside, at least.
Very Serious Business is a pretty great IH video. Its an anthology of times big business got fucked with by internet people.
Harassment bad.
@@JoshSweetvale Its just a funny video morality cop. There's a difference between supporting something and neutrally making/ laughing at a funny video about it.
@@JoshSweetvaleIt also shows just how out of touch these businesses are with their target audiences. All the scams and trolls they fell for can be spotted by anyone that's been on the internet for at least a year.
@@JoshSweetvale oh my god. First time hearing this. What a brave and unique take
@@heeman1203 If you think InternetHistorian doesn't support /b, you've got another thing coming.
Completely ignoring the legal aspect of it, it would be *_physically_* impossible to get rid of civilian firearms in the US. We have more guns than people.
Austrailia also has an advantage of being in the middle of no where (not bordering nations that are easy ports of entry for smugglers) and is an inhospitable death-world outside of the handful of civilized areas, and ludicrously strict customs. The only reason the Prison Nation has any issues is because of the rampant political corruption.
Even if America banned guns, criminals would still easily get them.
And just like everywhere else in the world, while gun violence among non-career criminals would drop, every other form of violence would skyrocket and remain basically the same.
If someone planned to kill a bunch of people they'd just switch and use home-made bombs (which even with guns banned, would still be very easy to make for someone who knew what they were doing) or poison or steal a large vehicle and run people over if they didn't have the smarts for the bombs/poison.
Single targets of muder would just get knifed or shiv'd.
Yeah, there's definitely a couple of houses that have a hidden stockpile. Hell, a home in Australia was found by police to have a underground range.
Canada: "You should get rid of your guns!"
Also Canada: "We like to Medically assist our sick people expiring!"
@@ZanathKariashi Lot harder to kill people with knives/vehicles rather than guns. In the UK during the 2017 London Bridge attack, three guys drove a van into pedestrians and got out to start stabbing people in a pre-planned attack, and only killed 8 people before they were stopped. Compare that to the 2021 Plymouth shooting (again in the UK) where a single guy just snapped one day and managed to kill 6 people by himself thanks to the fact he had a gun.
@@lamalama4206 Wait, why is your example of it being easier to kill with a gun a situation where the gunman killed less people that the dude with the truck? I don’t doubt that shooting people is easier but that seems strange to me
9:53 I mean, they lost a war against the emus. There's plenty of disappointment to go around.
in all fairness it was 3 guys with 2 guns
Yeah.
@@Datboi57438Weren't they machine gunners?
@tonypeppermint5329 yea but Lewis guns kinda suck and emus can take 3-4 bullets and keep running. They tried mounting the gun on a car but the terrain was to bumpy to aim well. Eventually they put a bounty on emus.
@gidi3250 3 guys vs 20000 birds is always going to end badly
Ah, the classics.
I can hear his voice so clear 🤣
Honestly I never had the toilet paper problem. My grandmother would win toilet paper at bingo and I never thought much of it until the virus happened. Luckily, we had more than enough toilet paper during the entire pandemic
lmao at that one guy in chat who brought up Rittenhouse as if it wasn't proven beyond a reasonable doubt that his case was self-defense
That's not just me saying that, the trial footage is online, you can literally watch it right now
People STILL refuse to get it, no matter how open-and-shut the case is.
@@cryw1092 Acting like Rittenhouse just shot some guy for no reason is at least a good way to let you know whether someone is pants-on-head ret*rded or otherwise willfully ignorant.
he cross state lines with intention to go to a protest/riot (depends on who you ask) with an fully automatic weapon i don't care what the law says he is a piece of shit because of course if your at a protest/riot and you see a guy with a fully automatic weapon your gonna assume the worse because of the rise in mass shootings. Fuck that kid
That guy is deranged anyways. Turns every video I see into a rant about Trump regardless of topic it seems. This one he says Trump "did nothing" when he banned travel from China so fast Biden called him xenophobic (yet Biden approves of the travel ban now) and Trump also orchestrated the Warp Speed vaccine project which ironically, now Trump supporters criticize him for cuz they don't like "the vax". Regardless if good or bad though, he didn't "do nothing".
@@mr.ilikespam6081 "hE cRoSsEd sTaTe liNeS"
Ah, yes, because crossing state lines(even if the border is like 10 minutes from your house) is apparently like sneaking across the border to another country, and so no one has any reason to go to another state(even to act as a medic), and doing so completely negates your right to defend yourself from harm. You seem blissfully unaware of how stupid you sound. You can't even say he crossed state lines with the gun, he picked it up there so he could defend himself if necessary
"if your[sic] at a protest/riot and you see a guy with a fully automatic weapon your[sic] gonna assume the worse because of the rise in mass shootings"
So you're asserting those people were just morons who got scared and did the stupidest thing of their lives(even though it's quite well-documented that THEY DELIBERATELY ASSAULTED HIM FIRST AND CONTINUED TO DO SO AS HE FLED)... which still means he shot them in self-defense. Please, for God's sake, never become a defense attorney
"i don't care what the law says"
If you think Rittenhouse is in any way the bad guy here, you already made that quite apparent, you didn't have to say it. Stfu, go watch the trial and come back when you're more well-informed
Your comment on pranks and consent rings so true to me. I remember reading this passage in a short sci-fi novel: "A good prank is a prank where everybody is laughing at the end."
I personally think what twomad did was funny at the time but I genuinely think he did go somewhat insane and needs some mental help
Honestly surprised he was able to do all that since can't the host force mute everybody, or specific people and disable camera? If not, why? That is an important feature.
@@indiana47 We're dealing with boomers. Do you really think they have any modern tech literacy?
@@nickkelley9139 that's what I was thinking. Because I'm pretty sure they had the means to deal with the intruders, but just didn't know how to use the app/site. I am pretty sure my professors have used the very abilities I listed.
yeah his mental issues really got terrible and he died of a drug overdose
Hey Alicia. Happy Sunday, hope your week goes well
Thank you! You too!
I'll be honest. The fact that toilet paper became scarce was so hilarious because I felt so ahead of the curve for owning a bidet.
But for real, I somehow treat wiping as an absolute last resort like boiling piss and cacthing moisture off the steam for water
Nope. Gotta disagree with the guns. Australia is inundated with things that wish to kill you, it’s only a matter of time till they take over and those folks ain’t gonna survive. Granted guns didn’t work on the Emus so what do I know? Banger vid Alicia
I agree, Alicia. If someone commits any act of mass violence, or indeed, any criminal act, we shouldn't put them on the news unless they're at large and the police want help catching them. Terrorists want publicity, we shouldn't give it to them. Unfortunately, our media only cares about profits, not about preventing tragedies. In fact, the more tragedies that happen, the more eyeballs they get on their news shows/papers/sites, so it's not in their interest to prevent mass shootings by refusing to name the shooter.
Lol no.
The ban on guns in Australia did absolutely nothing to influence already existing trends of violent crime and crime overall.
They started going downward way before it was implemented.
“I was a hermit. I did not leave”
She just like me FR FR.
As an Asian person I can confirm we don't use toilet paper here. We don't have a "dry toilet" cause our toilet and our shower room is one room. The way we wash our backdoor is we poor water down our crack slowly and scrub with our hand, then we wash both our hand and our ass with body wash. I've been taught that by everyone I know since I was 3.
I was living just outside a small town in america during summer 2020, and my favorite memory is grocery shopping with my aunt. As we're standing there figuring out what we need, I hear a woman gasp and just say "oh my god there's toilet paper." Like 10 people immediately turned their carts around and headed in that direction bc every paper product had been mostly out of stock for weeks fkkffmmff
I'm sure you're quite aware, but the NordVPN guy looks like that only because his previous sponsor mascot for Raid Shadow Legends was that guy in a black outfit.
Rule for pranks. Confuse, don't abuse.
Covid literally didn't affect me at all. I was at my senior year of high school (class of 2020 bby) and I did nothing but play video games all day for about half a year
I was the same as Alicia. I live alone and had just bought a whole new bulk pack of toilet paper. It lasted me well beyond quarantine.
OMG I WAS WAITING FOR THAT .. I WAS LITERALLY LIKE *GAAAAAASP* WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY FEED RN
I just bought one 32-pack of TP and by the time we ran out, the TP panic was over and the shelves were already re-stocked. By sheer dumb luck, I missed the entire TP rush by buying that like three days before the news started running stories about TP supplies running low.
I worked in retail through the Varus, and I can confirm, within a day we were sold out. I was just left thinking "it doesn't give you the s***'s 😂😂😂
I was working retail the UK when CoViD hit, and while I don't think things ever got as bad as they did in Aussie, and the Americas, I can confirm that working shops at that time, sucked. HARD!
Not only were we all terrified of getting the virus (not least because it took weeks for us to get decent PPE), but the same panic buying hysteria hit us too. Not just toilet paper, but hand sanitiser, food, baby formula, you name it. A few weeks into lockdown, half our aisles were just completely bare.
And when new stock came in, and we had to enforce limits? Oooohh, people didn't like that at all. Seriously, if workers were paid relative to how much shit they have to put up with, retail workers would be rolling in cash right now.
The toilet paper thing was so damn funny, especially where I live here in finland. People started panicking and hoarding toilet paper... In a country where forestry and paper products are like a significant portion of the whole industrial economy.
Factories just kept their machines on overnight, brought in the night shifts, and they were printing money as people expected a shortage, again, in a country well versed in forestry and paper products.
Didnt knew twomad got cancelled. Pretty funny how %1 managed to cancel the guy even kpop stans couldnt cancel
Just because someone got cancelled by people doesn't mean you are forced to ignore them, watch whoever you want.
Is it kind of amazing how quickly nature reasserts itself when nobody is around to prevent it.
I was a woolies checkout operator at the time and I can attest we gave up restocking the public loo within days of this shit starting as the paper would just vanish within 5 minutes. First fucker in there would just nick the roll every time ended up just putting an out of order sign on it. A lot of customers got very verbally abusive when we implemented the limit as well
any gun restriction is a bad restriction
If gun laws don't work, why are gun deaths and mass shooting per capita so much lower in countries that have them?
"You can't shoot upwards, don't you know how guns work?"
Bruh moment.
for some reason Staples always had toilet paper during thevarus. it was my little secret
To a prepper like me the toilet paper panic was kinda surreal. While everyone at work paniced and there were literal riots at the supermarket over the last rolls all I had to do was go to my storage room and grab a pack from the pile. Didn't even need to ration. I even gave some rolls to my coworkers for small favors. Same with the other hot commodities like flour and dry pasta :v
With the toilet paper, my brother worked at a gas station, so every day when he got him for work before the gas station opened up he would set aside a couple boxes of toilet paper to bring home
You can tell from the rasp in her breath that she lacks vitamin C and midiclorians. Make sure you remind her to top up chat.
When the bidet breaks i also use the bucket
Yeah I remember at one point during the beginning of that whole 2020 dilemma. For like 2 months I had to rags. Couldn't find no toilet paper anywhere. Literally was using like $50 in gas a week. Luckily I work the job where they didn't have to shut down because it was considered one of the needed ones. But yeah that s*** was rough literally
Here in the Philippines, I'm not sure if the toiler paper craze hit. Maybe in areas where the water pressure tends to fluctuate, but by and large we use buckets and scoopers to wash ourselves. My family specifically didn't join the stupidity, and I'm not sure if we ever fell for price gouging of important stuff like face masks.
I never understood that. Why are links cringe? How are you supposed to find the original source and not some copy?
Probably so bots cant spam links in the comments
Its even funnier hearing she didint even know about that 5G crap
As a retail worker at the time. It was very quiet because I worked Produce lmao
Gonna tell my kids I survived an apocalypse
twomads zooms calls are the funniest shit lmaoooo
Remember what the Joker said in the dark knight?
"You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other." True AF
Kinda describes cancel culture doesn't it?
Ooooo TwoMad made a joke about a dead tranny being his girlfriend? So what!
Y'all haven't done shit about Keemstar showing underage naked girls on his past live streams.
You all just don't like TwoMad cos he isn't "woke", he isn't your stereotype of a black man, even though in his heart he'll always be our Korean
Live in america been using bucket method my whole life toilet paper tears me up im to sensitive back their
Of course, Westerners don't know how the Bucket (or Tabo in the Philippines) work.
I'm surprised Alicia knows how it works, kudos.
and people forgot soap exists.
Tabo gang
Surprisingly , I was actually in the hospital when the COVID lockdown happened but I do know that my whole family was very restrictive when it came to using toilet paper so yeah, 2020 was a whole wild year.
This'll be fun to watch!
The prospect of Alicia chasing me is enough incentive to tell her she needs to try some Vitamin C to feel better.
as an English man gotta disagree with the gun control take it's not just Americans that wanna be able to defend themselves.
As an Englishman myself why do you need a gun for protection? Squirrels? Pheasants? Oh I know it must be the pigeons? Wait wait, silly me, hedgehogs of course!
@@decrulez bruh I'm not worried about the wildlife. I'm worried about criminals cus them and the police are the only people with guns in the UK so if someone pulls a gun on you you're fucked. crime is only going up my guy there's still shootings in England the only difference is that here the criminals know they will always have the advantage because nobody else has the means to protect themselves.
plus the laws here are so messed up that even if you somehow manage you defend yourself you'll probably be arrested for assault anyway which just makes people more likely to comply with criminals and only emboldens their behaviour.
TLDR: animals aren't the problem people are.
@@thomascannone3111 so your solution is more guns... that means more criminals have guns.
Yes we have shootings, how many per year? Now compare that to America and say that’s what you’d prefer.
@@decrulez it doesn't matter how MANY guns the criminals have, only that they are the only ones who have them. but if the criminals now have to worry about the fact that the people they try to hurt could actually fight back they will be less likely to commit crime. looking at America the vast majority of gun crime happens in the areas with the most gun control because these are the places where criminals feel safe to threaten people.
So yes my solution is to give guns to law abiding citizens that have to prove they are responsible enough to not misuse them. clearly you don't care about my actual arguments though you just wanna straw-man me as being some kinda dumbass so rather than try and change your mind here I'll just tell you to reseaarch it yourself cus this isn't gonna go anywhere.
You're completely dismissing what he's said about defending one's self from a potential criminal with a gun,
"so your solution is more guns" that's your response? Seriously? If we lived in a world with no guns, never had been invented, and the main weapon of choice for criminals were knives or anything of the kind, would your response to a person wanting to get a knife for protection be
"so your solution is more knives?" I really don't understand the thought process
Down here in the south U.S, nah, we didn't buy extra tp. We bought one of the big packs from Sam's Club in Walmart land, and we were alright.
Hilariously, I actually bought a pack of TP the week before the panic started. I wasn't even trying to build stock, I was just out of TP. That pack lasted me the entire shut down.
There's actually a huge conspiracy in American politics to limit the commercial sale of toilets with bidets installed. All to keep the TP sales flowing. I'm dead serious.
All birds are Government drones. That's what they say. My roommates Mom almost died laughing when she heard that one.
Jokes and memes aside, I came out of the Pandemic in a much better place then when it started. My hours were cut, but I was still working. With the extra free time I spent it on my hobbies and spent time with friends (over discord). Then about half way through I got a job offer that was infinitely better than the job I had at the time (I went from working as a store clerk to being a maintenance manager at a different, better, company). The only issue I had with the vaccine was the needles. Never once caught the Cofeefee, though several friends, family members, and even my roommate did. Most important of all though, didn't lose anybody I cared about. Overall, I was lucky.
10:30 No. Australia has an entirely different culture to America. Gun restrictions don't work here because we have a Second Amendment right and building and smuggling guns is way too easy.
As someone who worked in a restaurant during the pandemic, i can atest to the reduction and limitations implemented into the system
Yeah I never overstocked on toilet paper during that time and thats mostly because. 1 12 pack of toilet paper would last me a year. I was good during the entire toilet paper paranoia. Which only lasted a few months. Now toilet paper and paper towels are very abundant.
We already by toilet paper in bulk, so at this time, we already had a ton, lol.
The one with the toilet paper (and noodles) was also in Germany , insanity😅
I don’t know why but “medical advice” from people who aren’t doctors is one of the funniest things to me! I’m now imagining an Avengers Endgame army of Orange Juice drinkers, Garlic eaters, Keto nuts, and other health loons trying to fight cancer. Lmao
I wasn't really affected by the toilet paper shortage. I have ulcerative colitis so I keep stockpiles of it just in case, but I've been in remission for years and was able to just get by with what I already had.
10:42 as an Australian i do partly agree but they went too far in some aspects. air soft gun, BB guns and gel blaster gun are illegal unless you have a permit, which killed the air soft/gel blaster sport outright in every state but 1.
Honestly forgot you reacted to this one. Glad to see it again.
Try hot tea
It won't treat or cure anything
But it will make you feel better :)
The supply crisis where I live got so bad that stores resorted to rationing on everything, but especially toilet paper. Each store placed a limit of how many rolls you could buy a day, good days you could buy a quarter of a bundle of toilet paper, my family would take turns where we all went to town on our own so we could separately buy toilet paper to keep our stock up.
21:10 The 5G thing was simple to understand: Desperation. People wanted the lockdowns to be over so badly, they'd be willing to believe anything. Desperation makes you stupid, again, human instinct and the desire to survive.....
So about vitamin c... Nevermind, I laughed so hard with that event lmao!
42:33 IS THAT FRIGGIN' *RYBACK* ? lol
I'm a sailor in the United States navy the way how the 2nd amendment is engraved into the bill of rights it truly impossible to get rid of the firearms. It's not that we need more control. It's SO MUCH HARDER go through background checks. And of government even trys to take guns like the Australians it would literally be the most bloodiest war American history.
The tissue paper was out so the only option I have is soap and my hands. Nah just kidding we had those handy spray at the toilet side for cleaning our behinds so no need fortoilet paper.
The sequel cracks me up too lol
54:00 Dinos returning to New York is just the movie "We're Back!: A Dinosaur Story"
The 5g hysteria made me real sad at how stupid we’ve become as a species.
33:05 where it says ノートンVPN を入手してください, which means "Get Norton VPN"
I was still out and about everyday during 2020, driving all over town delivering food to people. The only thing that changed for me was wearing a mask and no-contact deliveries I had been keeping a bottle of hand sanitizer in my car for years before that (still do too).
In the words of a wise man: "It's the end of the world and people are buying toilet paper. I guess they plan to shit themselves to death."
6:05 My country was known for purchasing out oil and salt. Preservatives. Toilet paper wasn't a concern at all.
I bought a decent amount of toliet paper, I mean i needed some anyway and just bought a few extra just in case.
so this was the first intro, without take 2? Susge.
In more important notes, i found this channel recently, i love ur energy, keep the vids coming
I'd kind of want to see Alicias' perspective on the documentary "The Internet's Own Boy: The Story of Aaron Swartz".
I was working in a grocery store during this :)
13:20 based for that, Water and soap is the best.
The toilet paper issues always killed me with the pandemic. I told all my family and friends the cheapest bidet on Amazon is like $30-$40 and that's a one time purchase. People out here spending $100 for some rolls, but won't spend the $30 to make those rolls last 3x longer. Also, Not for nothing, but the shower is typically RIGHT THERE too.
Honestly I got my usual 18 pack of 3 ply tiolet paper arount the start of the pandemic and that lasted me well past the hysteria, so I was uneffected.
Edit: I am Australian.
I'll be waiting for Incognito Mode reaction
*Probably only asian would never understand why you even need toilet paper when you have water
I didn’t have to worry about TP through that whole circus because I learned how to use the three seashells
13:12 that one motherfucker in chat who said “3 sea shells or bust” 🤣🤣🤣
Damn I thought it was just the one guy that talked about Vitamin C, didn't know you got multiple. As for TheVarus I remember me and my friends discussing the wild things people were gonna try to take to "cure" them. Great video, thanks for the reaction.
19:40 Yeah, no way in hell that's not Goosebumps music. I wasn't certain before, but it's blatant this time. I remember that music like it was yesterday.😂
"Australia got it right with their gun restrictions"
As in guns are borderline illegal and average gun crime is almost as bad as Detroit?
Or how NERF GUNS have to be registered as firearms?
Try again, sweetie. The best gun laws are in Switzerland, which has record low gun crime in the world and record low gun regulations.
My house also didn’t have much issue with toilet paper needs. I also buy in bulk (but, from Sam’s Club).
BTW you can click the comma and period on the keyboard to go back and forth frame by frame on youtube. ,.,.,.,.,.
Toilet paper is not even a problem for my area (Malaysia)
since we normally use water to clean out ass
the only time to panic is Water shortage :x
Ngl shit was wild. I got all my shots and my fiancés mom told her I was impotent now cause i got vaccinated
It’s funny to because Microsoft and Cisco have teamed up together to push teams
"Australia got it right with their gun restrictions"
Me full blooded American "Sounds like tyranny to me"
Edit: Not glorifying killers I can agree with.
the MSM in the US salivate over the next mass shooting they can report on
I’m just glad I was in basic training and A.I.T during all this
I ran out of tp used all the paper towels newspapers and leaves and was down to pinecones
Joke: Since you lived like a hermit then maybe you should get a crab costume and spend Halloween inside as a hermit crab.
Funny how this video changed the way I see humanity and I started to think that Einstein was right
Alright ya beautiful Canuck...
My advice to cheer up? ArmorlockArmorlockArmorlockArmorlock....
7:04 "Um..." *IMMEDIATELY cuts to an Ad*
The timing on that one, damn.