Hey, Kurtis, I have a video idea. The movie warriors of virtue is such a bad movie, yet, it's my best friends favorite. It's about kangaroo ninjas and that's all you need to know
@ville__ you've made one video where you film a presentation then had a meltdown about a woman being aroace and having a hobby while consistently calling people 'females'.
Erm technically Homo sapiens ARE monkeys because they are in the infraorder Simiiformes and are thus in the clade of monkeys. 🤓 Humans are also technically fish, but that's a different discussion.
ngl 1500 euro for an excursion like that is pretty reasonable. like, so many influencers charge 10k to breathe their air for that many days, really feels like this guys actually really enjoys what he's doing and wants to share it
honestly i cant even dunk on this guy. hes staying active and having fun. as grownups we should all be so lucky to be so comfortable in our own bodies. i wish stuff like that wasn't considered "weird"
yeah it’s honestly pretty cool. like i had so much fun running around outdoors pretending to be in a warriors cat clan with my friends as a kid, parkouring through the forest acting like a monkey sounds dope and there’s no reason you shouldn’t be able to have fun and stay active like that just because you’re an adult.
His values are literally playing outside and respecting nature. Good for him. If he actually lives by that, I’d imagine that makes for a pretty happy life.
As someone who got yelled at for climbing a centennial oak in college to find a good place to study, I can't really hate on the monkey movement. I mean, let's face it, climbing things and eating fruit all day sounds like the IDEAL life.
That's how you get the best fruit and the best views. 🌳 🍎 🍏 🍎 😂 I do get why people wouldn't want other people climbing on very old trees tho. Humans are a lot heavier than, say, lemurs.
@@h.t.8812 Keegan-Michael *Key* and Jordan *Peele* are very good friends and co-created, starred in, and wrote a show together. he’s saying he’s the amount of time he spends around banana peels is similar to Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele’s close friendship, i think.
i went to a kurtis conner show once and he KICKED me in the BALLS! i don’t even have them but he kicked them anyway. cannot believe people still support this guy!
"Call me Key, I'm surrounded by Peel" must be the best line in any track about monkeys I've ever heard. This is also the first track I've heard about monkeys.
@@saturnsextilevenus Oh Key and Peele are a genius comedy duo, Peele is also the director of movies you've certainly heard about the last few years, like "get out" and "us" Watch some highlight clips from them, totally worth it
As silly as these guys might seem, at least they're (essentially) promoting a healthier lifestyle and being respectful and cool about it! They're doing something they enjoy and being chill dudes about it, so props to them!
they’re just a bot who comments under every video ever just trolling everyone and it’s been an ongoing thing so just ignore and/or report them if you see them. so annoying
@ville__considering no one has ever heard of you and makes fun of these alpha content that high debatable. As apposed to Curtis, who regularly sells out his stand up shows all across North America. You smell insecure af
Neurology student here! They are a dramatic example, but it’s actually a researched idea called the “mismatch hypothesis”. Basically saying mental health today is so terrible because our brains haven’t evolved to match our modern environment. Because of that, mental illness has skyrocketed since industrialization. Technically our brains are still made for much less than what we’re doing, we cannot mentally catch up to our physical evolution.
during the toe sucking cutaway i was literally thinking "yk what i appreciate that kurtis actually takes some time to makes these and they arent always super short. it's lengthening my attention span" and then he said they went on for too long lol
Usually I dislike fitness influencers. But this guy is just doing what he likes, not forcing anyone into crazy diets, he likes nature, he gives back to nature, raises awareness... Y'know, the way all influencers should be. Doing what they like while encouraging people to try it out, not scaring them into it. He do be a chill monke
cut-away sketches that go on a little bit too long is like a defining element of this niche of the genre. like drew gooden? danny gonzolaz? they all have those like thats the main thing ive noticed about that sort of sphere
I'm so proud of kurtboy being on the cusp of 5 mil. I've been a citizen since before there were even a million of us in kurtistown, and watching him evolve and grow is so special
If monkeys could read, they would literally never stop reading. Reading is criminally underrated, not to sound like a book-nerd, but it's just kind of whack that you can literally talk to people in the future and basically beam images and concepts into their heads.
i started this movement and i love it!! everyday they have foot-check ins, where they lick our feet to tell if they’re sweaty (if they’re sweaty we get kicked out because it means we’ve been wearing shoes which is illegal)
The cutaways are an integral part of the Kurtis Conner video watching experience. A perfect cutaway should actually be so long you forget what video you were watching in the first place. Keep up the good work, brother!
Personal trainer here, crawling movements are legitimately an incredible exercise due to the mobility required in the legs, hips, and spine, and the load it places on the arms (bodies are heavy and arms rarely move that kind of weight). Also really good for our brains to perform contralateral movements. When my clients are able, I incorporate crawls as often as their ego will let me 😅
Kurtis, regarding "monkeys being made of steel": Have you ever seen a Chimpanzee without its fur?. Google it. Their muscular densitiy is insane. Not quite steel, but they are at minimum four times stronger than your average man- while weighing WAY less. Incredible creatures.
Honestly, this is probably one of the best things you can do for your body, balance, flexibility, a full body work out. There’s a dude on tik tok that worked on walking around on all fours and he got jacked
I love the cutaway sketches. I feel like they’re a chance for your comedy to shine in a more unique and individual way. You do them at whatever length you want.
Growing up in a forested area, I never wore shoes and it was honestly incredible. I could walk on sticks and rocks and my feet never hurt because they built up callouses. Being able to really feel the earth below you is really special so I don't think this guy is weird for expressing that to others. That being said, after a few years of wearing shoes my callouses went away and it would hurt to walk around the forest barefoot. I honestly miss it all the time.
Barefoot shoes! I like Wildling and Vibram because they have the best groundfeel, most flexible sole. Might need to ease into them but they're so so good, walking around feels exciting and interesting like it used to running around barefoot as a kid.
No honestly when I started watching Kurtis, one of the main appeals to me was how his sketches always go on a little longer than they really need to. Gives the video a little extra charm.
I used to work at a gym (a functional fitness gym for context) and we were encouraged not to wear shoes. you think that would be weird but I was almost always behind a desk and my boss was never there (i worked the 5am-10am shift so i barely saw her). The reason for it is just ankle strength, our footwear takes most of the brunt from everyday actions so walking bearfoot is actually better for your ankle strength, leading to less sprains, letting your natural foot adapt to being unsupported
honestly, running on all fours pretending i was a cheetah, or climbing anything i could and being nicknamed spider monkey was one of the best parts of my childhood. it was so much fun and i genuinely enjoyed being able to connect with nature like that. also that tarzan diss track was actually fire 🔥
I can't even hate. The look so happy. Kurtis, you have to fucking do it. And don't you dare getting rid of the sketches or making them shorter. They are art
Fun fact: there is actual, genuine research done into barefoot running, and the scientists found that extensive use of Nike and other running shoes cause weakness and stuff. They developed this sock-like shoe that protects the feet from the environment without any of the padding. So it’s not as weird as you think, although going entirely barefoot is not the best idea either
I mean, IT IS scientifically proven lmao 💀 specifically in cases where you’re in the forest or exploring nature. You gotta build callouses too which protect you. If you’re walking barefoot somewhere that you know could have glass then y’know.. that’s not too surprising
@@mcgee779lol he learned the first lesson of going barefoot: don't be a dumbass 😂 If you wouldn't walk barefoot through a blackberry bush in the forest, don't walk barefoot on a street that's gonna have glass or worse. ...the second lesson is if you do this, for the love of god wash your feet when you go back inside. No shoes is good for you but the ground still nasty
I basically grew up in a forest and hated shoes as a kid.... until I got bit by a spider on my heel, which almost resulted in my leg being amputated at the hip. Not safe to go running around in nature without shoes either. Humans started wearing shoes tens of thousands of years ago. Our feet aren't built for running around shoeless anymore.
dude i followed tarzan movement like a year ago, that guy is seriously awesome. watching people be kind to each other and not judgemental is so therapeutic, i encourage anyone to follow him if this lifestyle speaks to you at all ❤
I love that your cutaways always go an extra step further than where I'd expect the joke to go. The unexpected length of the joke is always what makes me laugh!
I will say, in regards to bare foot, walking around barefoot (not always but for a little bit near daily) for a few summers genuinely helped my Plantar Fasciatis pain go away. It only flares up rarely for me now.
his cut away sketches DO NOT GO ON TOO LONG, THEY ARE THE BEST I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM, please upload a 1 hour video of just a cut away sketch please
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Hey, Kurtis, I have a video idea. The movie warriors of virtue is such a bad movie, yet, it's my best friends favorite. It's about kangaroo ninjas and that's all you need to know
@@Ghosty_starzzI HAVE SEEN THAT ONE ITS SO BAD
no
Monkeyfluencers are the future. No unhealthy overpriced products, no capitalizing off body dysmorphia, just pure Monke.
@ville__ im in your fucking walls
@ville__dont even lock your door tonight it won't stop me
What about body dysmorphia from not being pure monke?
@ville__I'm outside your bedroom window
@ville__ you've made one video where you film a presentation then had a meltdown about a woman being aroace and having a hobby while consistently calling people 'females'.
Long haired Kurtis looks like he could convince us all to join a commune in the 60s that’s totally not a cult whatsoever.
But why’s no one talking abt his iceeeeee😍
@@maritzahernandez9129ice ice baby
Hippies?
im in
i would drink his kool aid
"she do the walk of shame on her knuckles" is crazyyy😭
@ville__ cries
That line does go hard af
Do not respond to ville. He is a member of the TH-cam Trash Police (UTTP) which is a hategroup. They thrive on replies.
@@crumpettrashgoblin sounds like a nice guy 😃
@@ecliiipsssse bros def canadian
"Toe sucker 2: Something is afoot" goes unequivocally hard
I just had surgery and let me tell you, I'll be sending Curtis my medical bills for my newly popped stitches 😭😭😭
“you’re monkeying around pathetically” rhyming with yosemite… this monkey rap unironically goes off i fear
Why do you fear 😳
do not fear
omg someone else that says "i fear"
@ville__i looked through your profile and DAMN DUDE
are you okay? genuinely
this video just taught me how yosemite is pronounced
" Now I may not be a monkey genetically, homo-sapiens, technically" holy sweet balls of fire that was lit as hell
sweet balls of fire??? 😭😭😭
Erm technically Homo sapiens ARE monkeys because they are in the infraorder Simiiformes and are thus in the clade of monkeys. 🤓
Humans are also technically fish, but that's a different discussion.
@@rushdude90
Apes!
Not monkeys! Not monkeys at all :)
@@rushdude90bees are also fish
@@rushdude90 wait its all fish??????????
"reject modernity embrace monke" we all chant in unison
@ville__Didn't ask. m o n k e b e s t
@ville__cope sneed
@ville__ "females" spot the virgin easy edition
@@BoxOfToasters m o n k e
@@xoxomihaI love m o n k e
seeing the two tarzans chilling in the tree together like real monkeys would was so wholesome it healed me.
ngl 1500 euro for an excursion like that is pretty reasonable. like, so many influencers charge 10k to breathe their air for that many days, really feels like this guys actually really enjoys what he's doing and wants to share it
i know right, hes really not out here trying to make money, hes just teaching his philosophy and getting people healthier
If you don’t understand that’s 1500 usd
@@VintageSpudthey know that
@@DARKESTICEBURG nah I mean new people who see this and wonder
Do not respond to ville. He is a member of the TH-cam Trash Police (UTTP) which is a hategroup. They thrive on replies.
"Call me key I'm surrounded by peel" this is the tortured poet taylor swift was talking about
we love key and peele
@@yeahno1796 PREACH 👏👏👏
Seriously tho
LMAO
Help🤣
Met Kurtis once in public. He threw a water bottle at my head and called me ugly. Absolutely bananas 🥰
Was it Kurtis Kurtis or Country Kurtis ? There's a big difference
Maybe he confused you for a trash can 🥱
are you sure it wasn’t Daniel Gorgonzola
@@MattDoesALilBitOfEverything aren't they the same person?
At least it wasn't shit
This is surprisingly wholesome? The fact that these dudes are besties is honestly so refreshing. Sometimes the internet is good lmao
honestly i cant even dunk on this guy. hes staying active and having fun. as grownups we should all be so lucky to be so comfortable in our own bodies. i wish stuff like that wasn't considered "weird"
yeah it’s honestly pretty cool. like i had so much fun running around outdoors pretending to be in a warriors cat clan with my friends as a kid, parkouring through the forest acting like a monkey sounds dope and there’s no reason you shouldn’t be able to have fun and stay active like that just because you’re an adult.
You’re tripping
His values are literally playing outside and respecting nature. Good for him. If he actually lives by that, I’d imagine that makes for a pretty happy life.
@@JayJayShawtyBae How is he tripping when he's on his feet and knuckles??? 🦍
but if he was a therian or a furry.. SOCIETYYYY 👺👹👹👹
“I’m swinging on vines Jane said you last 6 seconds” followed by Kurtis laughing like he didn’t just say the most fucking fire line ever
NAH “she do the walk of shame on her knuckles” got me 😭
brother
@@billyjoesmth4442 b…. brother
As someone who got yelled at for climbing a centennial oak in college to find a good place to study, I can't really hate on the monkey movement. I mean, let's face it, climbing things and eating fruit all day sounds like the IDEAL life.
Until your rectum finds out those fruit-based decisions it had no say in have real, not-so-solid consequences.
literally like damn bro I want to do this too tbh
That's how you get the best fruit and the best views. 🌳 🍎 🍏 🍎 😂
I do get why people wouldn't want other people climbing on very old trees tho. Humans are a lot heavier than, say, lemurs.
It's not that his bits go on too long, it's that they slowly get more and more chaotic to the point you forgot what the bit was 💀
Honestly I’m perfectly fine with that
That's his whole Niche
I think you just have the memory of a goldfish
smh, you're not even a monkey
Thats the best part
it's perfect, don't complain
THE "call me key im surrounded by peele" IS SUCH A FIRE BAR OMG
Someone pls explain 😭
@@h.t.8812 Keegan-Michael *Key* and Jordan *Peele* are very good friends and co-created, starred in, and wrote a show together. he’s saying he’s the amount of time he spends around banana peels is similar to Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele’s close friendship, i think.
Key and Peele…
@@h.t.8812 its the two funny guy called key & peele
@@kirttnabala2385I love “funny guy” to mean comedian
these guys are the only definition of “boys will be boys” that i will accept
forreal
i went to a kurtis conner show once and he KICKED me in the BALLS! i don’t even have them but he kicked them anyway. cannot believe people still support this guy!
i have them
@@simplyymase4005 you have that person's balls?
@ville__ someone's jealous because they didnt get their balls kicked 😮😮
@@StarThePony191i think it’s just a bot
@ville__your still funny dude. Legit so funny you think that we care
The monkey diss track actually goes so hard😭🙏
no, fr tho
So true
Pinocchio diss track will forever reign supreme tho
@@Rismoxie2 haha I don’t know if I’ve seen that
Feel free to clue me in on which video it’s in if you remember!
@@zenthiat2292it was his video on the pinocchino movie!
"Call me Key, I'm surrounded by Peel" must be the best line in any track about monkeys I've ever heard.
This is also the first track I've heard about monkeys.
😂
my fav bar fr, i love key and peele AND kurtis
what does this actually reference? is it a pop culture thing lol
@@saturnsextilevenus Oh Key and Peele are a genius comedy duo, Peele is also the director of movies you've certainly heard about the last few years, like "get out" and "us"
Watch some highlight clips from them, totally worth it
I don’t get it
As silly as these guys might seem, at least they're (essentially) promoting a healthier lifestyle and being respectful and cool about it! They're doing something they enjoy and being chill dudes about it, so props to them!
Compared to a lot of toxic fitness/gym bros out there, these guys, although in a kinda strange way, just seem to want to exercise and enjoy nature
Looks pretty fun honestly!
@ville__ lmao damn , insecure much
they’re just a bot who comments under every video ever just trolling everyone and it’s been an ongoing thing so just ignore and/or report them if you see them. so annoying
@ville__considering no one has ever heard of you and makes fun of these alpha content that high debatable. As apposed to Curtis, who regularly sells out his stand up shows all across North America.
You smell insecure af
The fact that they're friends makes me so happy actually
The cutaway scenes taking too long is the true comedy genius of this channel, please never change them
Who the hell is complaining that the sketches go on for too long? That's my favorite thing about these kind of commentary channels.
Same!
100% agreed, I always love the sketches!!
@ville__i'm going to touch you.
@ville__Get a life, clout chaser hater
literally.. thats why kurtis is my fav commentator.. his sketches r special
“i’m swinging on vines, jane said you last 6 seconds” i had to run that back it was too smooth😭😭
“Wipe your ass with it” was IMMEDIATELY interrupted by a charmin ad… the algorithm is getting stronger
I got the exact same ad at the exact same time 😭
anti monke propaganda
@ville__rage baiter? 🫢📸
🤫🧏
*insert drew gooden charmin bears rant*
Do not respond to ville. He is a member of the TH-cam Trash Police (UTTP) which is a hategroup. They thrive on replies.
Not the “you wouldn’t download a car” music for Toe Sucker 2 😂😂😂
You would download a toe
he really just dropped the hardest monkeying around diss track and thought we wouldn’t notice
bro i can’t believe that is kurtis.. why has he been hiding this talent
On that Monkey Business
Neurology student here! They are a dramatic example, but it’s actually a researched idea called the “mismatch hypothesis”. Basically saying mental health today is so terrible because our brains haven’t evolved to match our modern environment. Because of that, mental illness has skyrocketed since industrialization. Technically our brains are still made for much less than what we’re doing, we cannot mentally catch up to our physical evolution.
So you're saying.... Go monkey... Instead of go therapy....
that's really interesting and makes so much sense 😭
I’ve thought abt this a lot since I heard someone present this theory. Our society has evolved around us much faster than our own selves
Omg i just learned that a month ago!!! thx for spreading the word!
So basically "The industrial revolution has had disastrous consequences for the race"
during the toe sucking cutaway i was literally thinking "yk what i appreciate that kurtis actually takes some time to makes these and they arent always super short. it's lengthening my attention span" and then he said they went on for too long lol
Yes! These cutaways are the best 😂
(i havent watched the whole video) the what
This cutaway was absolutely hilarious. It was the perfect length and I ended up choking on my water from laughing!
Bruh and he used the Grapefruit Technique sound effrct😭😭😭😭
IKR like TikTok shortened it and made my brain cells rot but Kurtis is helping at least one of those.
kurtis would go nuts on an epic rap battles of history
Usually I dislike fitness influencers. But this guy is just doing what he likes, not forcing anyone into crazy diets, he likes nature, he gives back to nature, raises awareness...
Y'know, the way all influencers should be. Doing what they like while encouraging people to try it out, not scaring them into it.
He do be a chill monke
Yeah he legit seems cool as hell lol
Fr
A Monkie king, one might say *winks to all Journey to the West fans*
cut-away sketches that go on a little bit too long is like a defining element of this niche of the genre. like drew gooden? danny gonzolaz? they all have those like thats the main thing ive noticed about that sort of sphere
you are talking about one person so of course they are the same
Also Chad Chad
@@Pink_Pineapple42 Still the same person
Curtain may nit be pregnant but he always delivers
Curtain 😭
Curtain clobber
Nah, no need to retry that one
reminder that Dave Strider is infact, pregnant. And with his best friend
Please don't correct the spelling
I'm so proud of kurtboy being on the cusp of 5 mil. I've been a citizen since before there were even a million of us in kurtistown, and watching him evolve and grow is so special
I actually love when your sketches completely deviate from the original joke, you never know what to expect
same it's the best part
@ville__ absolutely most cringy person on earty
@ville__ Shut up bro
If monkeys could read, they would literally never stop reading. Reading is criminally underrated, not to sound like a book-nerd, but it's just kind of whack that you can literally talk to people in the future and basically beam images and concepts into their heads.
Reading sux
@@Ksizjsjisdjxjz yo mama
@@Ksizjsjisdjxjzjust say you can’t and move on
@@Ksizjsjisdjxjz ok illiterate
@@Ksizjsjisdjxjzyou got ratiod by the nerds
"TROUBLE IS A FOOT" has me cackling
i started this movement and i love it!! everyday they have foot-check ins, where they lick our feet to tell if they’re sweaty (if they’re sweaty we get kicked out because it means we’ve been wearing shoes which is illegal)
😨
I thought the skits were crazy then I saw the Tarzan diss track 💀 18:06
it wasz SO GOOOD
@@pvic6959 ITS ON SPOTIFY
This song need to be on Spotify!
I think the long bits are what make them great. They don't conclude where you'd expect, makes it more funny.
It's like Family Guy, but actually stays on topic
Honestly the cutaway sketches are one of the funniest things ever, my friends and I reference a bunch of them often, please don't ever get rid of them
Same here! Me and my sisters do it a lot, it's a shame he hasn't been doing it as much as back then
THE TOE SUCKER 2
TROUBLE IS A FOOT
The fact that the music video isn't even marked in this video is a crime. Absolutely legendary
“Call me Key I’m surrounded by Peel” Kurtis is unironically a super good lyricist
Some might even say he's very really good
I didn't get that part
@@eartheclipse8it's a reference to Key and Peele,a comedy sketch duo. You can find some clips on youtube.
@@eartheclipse8hes referencing that comedy duo key and peele infamous for their skits
Yessss! His lyrics for the Pinocchio diss track are unironically fire!
The cutaways are an integral part of the Kurtis Conner video watching experience. A perfect cutaway should actually be so long you forget what video you were watching in the first place. Keep up the good work, brother!
I actually watch his videos for the cutaways
Agreed! These cutaway are perfect!
i couldn't agree more
💯 I love how random they are and how they stretch on and on. It's a particular humor but I love it, reminds me of family guy ish
Personal trainer here, crawling movements are legitimately an incredible exercise due to the mobility required in the legs, hips, and spine, and the load it places on the arms (bodies are heavy and arms rarely move that kind of weight). Also really good for our brains to perform contralateral movements. When my clients are able, I incorporate crawls as often as their ego will let me 😅
Time to incorporate crawling into my goblin time (real ones will be having that)
@@Frindle_Babbinsame my goblin time needs this
yeah and that apple throwing thing was also a great exercise for both body and mind/attention training
Kurtis, regarding "monkeys being made of steel": Have you ever seen a Chimpanzee without its fur?.
Google it.
Their muscular densitiy is insane. Not quite steel, but they are at minimum four times stronger than your average man- while weighing WAY less.
Incredible creatures.
it's an extra layer of comedy that the sketches go on just a few beats too long, it's hilarious, keep em
Honestly, this is probably one of the best things you can do for your body, balance, flexibility, a full body work out. There’s a dude on tik tok that worked on walking around on all fours and he got jacked
Kurtis' green screen sketches are like putting on the One Ring; he's slowly going mad but the power is intoxicating.
I love the cutaway sketches. I feel like they’re a chance for your comedy to shine in a more unique and individual way. You do them at whatever length you want.
"I'm swinging on vines, Jane said you last 6 seconds"
Is literally a genius line
I haven't thought about Vine in a while
This comment made me realize the depth of the line. I went "oooohhhhh" to myself in my dark bedroom, lol. Thank you
Growing up in a forested area, I never wore shoes and it was honestly incredible. I could walk on sticks and rocks and my feet never hurt because they built up callouses. Being able to really feel the earth below you is really special so I don't think this guy is weird for expressing that to others. That being said, after a few years of wearing shoes my callouses went away and it would hurt to walk around the forest barefoot. I honestly miss it all the time.
Barefoot shoes! I like Wildling and Vibram because they have the best groundfeel, most flexible sole. Might need to ease into them but they're so so good, walking around feels exciting and interesting like it used to running around barefoot as a kid.
I worked at a kayak job for 4 years and the same thing happened, it's so nice to be able to walk anywhere haha
How could you feel the earth below your feet if you have huge callouses that block the sensation of rocks and sticks
@Jack-px8lf why would you want to play guitar with your callous feet
@@efnfenI think craftsmen who work all day with their hands don't completely lose the ablity to feel things
No honestly when I started watching Kurtis, one of the main appeals to me was how his sketches always go on a little longer than they really need to. Gives the video a little extra charm.
I love his sketches
Me too 😂
I used to work at a gym (a functional fitness gym for context) and we were encouraged not to wear shoes. you think that would be weird but I was almost always behind a desk and my boss was never there (i worked the 5am-10am shift so i barely saw her). The reason for it is just ankle strength, our footwear takes most of the brunt from everyday actions so walking bearfoot is actually better for your ankle strength, leading to less sprains, letting your natural foot adapt to being unsupported
“Call me key I’m surrounded by peel” goes SO unironically hard
“this a certified banger mr mayor!” we all say in unison
honestly, running on all fours pretending i was a cheetah, or climbing anything i could and being nicknamed spider monkey was one of the best parts of my childhood. it was so much fun and i genuinely enjoyed being able to connect with nature like that. also that tarzan diss track was actually fire 🔥
the spider monkey part brought back horrible childhood memories of twilight
@shrikessthats an awesome thing to be known for
he's climbing trees and people give him money
I do it and all I get is "GET OUT OF MY TREE" and "I CALLING THE POLICE"
i love this new era of commentary content where we just find interesting people and talk about them. no hate. good vibes. happy
SAME!! i love this genre of commentary. variety is the spice of life
it’s literally always been like this😭😭
@ville__ good god you're pathetic.
Kurtis and similar creator nevee have insulted the people involved, literally nothing has changed what r u on
@ville__ you have a single video what
I can't even hate. The look so happy.
Kurtis, you have to fucking do it.
And don't you dare getting rid of the sketches or making them shorter. They are art
That diss track went so hard my ass cheeks immediately clenched 😢💔
REAL
Right, clecnehd. Me too. Definitely didn't completely relax or anything cuzz that'd be super weird
Real, it was INTENSE
Fun fact: there is actual, genuine research done into barefoot running, and the scientists found that extensive use of Nike and other running shoes cause weakness and stuff. They developed this sock-like shoe that protects the feet from the environment without any of the padding. So it’s not as weird as you think, although going entirely barefoot is not the best idea either
Beatboxing puppy
So real
Thats cool as hell
YO??
me!!
huh
4:22 you said “playing outside all year round while bare-chested *and* bare-chested” like they were different words and it driving me crazy
This was bothering me too omg I think it’s meant to be ‘and bare foot’ but Kurtis didn’t say anything so I was like am I missing something here
I was thinking the other one could be bear-chested? As in, HAIRY?
He says it twice to emphasise he wants to see both boobs 💕
@ville__yay. Congratulations 🥇
He was mocking the fact that it was written like that, as though they were different
I like how happy the people on the retreat were to be climbing the trees, and the fact that the two Tarzans are both friends! that’s so cute :)
Kurtis discovers therians 💥💥💥
LMAO
That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this video 😭
i've been looking for this comment bro💀
bro fr thought he invented quadrobics
“CALL ME KEY IM SURROUNDED BY PEEL “ ???? Absolute fire. Loved the video and the song is so good like omg
Bro that book is so reasonably priced!! Good for these guys. The fact that they're monke besties makes me so happy
both of them being friends is the sweetest thing ever, i hope they’re always happy doing what they’re doing it seems like they’re having a lot of fun
Nooo I love your cutaway skits don't worry about trying to shorten them, theyre so funny
"you'll live to regret it, like what, dhar mann" goes so hard
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I know a guy who tried going barefoot for the “benefits” and on day one, he stepped on broken glass. At least he clowns on himself for it lmao
I mean, IT IS scientifically proven lmao 💀 specifically in cases where you’re in the forest or exploring nature. You gotta build callouses too which protect you. If you’re walking barefoot somewhere that you know could have glass then y’know.. that’s not too surprising
@@WafflesssFalling I’m sure it’s great in nature, but he tried this in a big city
@@mcgee779lol he learned the first lesson of going barefoot: don't be a dumbass 😂 If you wouldn't walk barefoot through a blackberry bush in the forest, don't walk barefoot on a street that's gonna have glass or worse.
...the second lesson is if you do this, for the love of god wash your feet when you go back inside. No shoes is good for you but the ground still nasty
I basically grew up in a forest and hated shoes as a kid.... until I got bit by a spider on my heel, which almost resulted in my leg being amputated at the hip. Not safe to go running around in nature without shoes either. Humans started wearing shoes tens of thousands of years ago. Our feet aren't built for running around shoeless anymore.
yeah humanity has made it pretty hard to get any of the benefits that might exist
We need kurtis conner "i lived like a monkey influencer for a week"
Please keep the long sketch bits, I think they're my absolute favourite part of your videos
refreshing to see strange influencers online and not have the experience be like gazing into an abyss of depravity. these two seem pretty harmless
dude i followed tarzan movement like a year ago, that guy is seriously awesome. watching people be kind to each other and not judgemental is so therapeutic, i encourage anyone to follow him if this lifestyle speaks to you at all ❤
I love that your cutaways always go an extra step further than where I'd expect the joke to go. The unexpected length of the joke is always what makes me laugh!
Kurtis Conner never misses with his Diss tracks
The toe sucker trailer with the “you would never steal a car” music killed me
The fact that the skits go on too long is literally my favorite thing
Therapist: Long haired kurtis isnt real he cant hurt you
long haired kurtis:
He looks unironically good with long hair imo
the sort of too long comical cutaway are an INTEGRAL part of the kurtis connor TH-cam video experience trust me it's perfect bro!
“im swimgin on vine all day, jane said you last 6 seconds” im screaming like monkey at these baes omfg
the way you casually drop a song for a video is crazy you’re amazing
Watching this on my phone, on the floor, outside my apartment door, at 2AM, because I locked myself out. Thanks for keeping me sane Kurtis
Good luck out there
did you get back in?
Keep us updated 😭🙏
Are u back in?
Are you back in now?
Love your skits, don't ever think about making them shorter.
i love that they are friends and they jump around together
"she do the walk of shame in her knuckles" NOOO THE WRITING IS CRAZY
can we all take a moment to appreciate kurtis? hes almost 200 years old, and still producing quality content for us :)
im tired of people saying this delete your comment lil bro
@@PaulMaccascokwarmer we got a meanie head over here
@@PaulMaccascokwarmer womp womp let people make a joke
@SacredSilly uh uh, the law says be nice to KURTIS. Not whoever this NPC ahh commenter is. Loophole!!
@@simplyymase4005 pee pee 😂
I will say, in regards to bare foot, walking around barefoot (not always but for a little bit near daily) for a few summers genuinely helped my Plantar Fasciatis pain go away. It only flares up rarely for me now.
19:26 IM LOSING MY MIND THIS GOES SO HARD
his cut away sketches DO NOT GO ON TOO LONG, THEY ARE THE BEST I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM, please upload a 1 hour video of just a cut away sketch please
"TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES! Dan Schneider be like-" 😂 this was such a quick throwaway joke, so good
appreciation for the diss cutaway feel like that’s a lot of hard work
Your cutaway sketches are PERFECT I love that they’re long. Don’t change pls
Fr they're some of my favorite parts of his videos
no such thing as a too long kurtis conner cutaway gag
Seeing this song CLIMBING the charts would be the funniest thing.