Having had two colonoscopies, the worst part is always the prep. The greatest part is the actual procedure itself. It's like getting a great night's sleep in an hour.
having gone thru 2 myself - I never got a over the counter laxitive, its always some industrial grade stuff that when it kicks in you have to hang on to the toilet. Afterwards I always feel shakey for several hours after - its not so much a good time.
@@tomr3422 Years ago I had one and had to drink this 4 liter jug of a baking soda type of liquid that you had to drink all of, one glass every 10 minutes, in order for it to completely clean you out so they could see when they put the camera up there. I literally had to force myself like I never have before to drink that last cup! I didn't want to see another glass of water for a long time after enduring that ! Have no idea what the procedure is these days? 😅
I had one a few years ago and the the laxative powder they gave me was absolutely awful. I've never felt so sick in my life but of course there is nothing left in my stomach I couldn't be sick and everything that was coming out the other end was already gone. Sadly the colonoscopy wasn't any better as in the UK they will not use general anesthetic unless in exceptional cases. So I'm given the choice of sedation or gas and air. Me stupidly thinking how bad could it be choose gas and air and I will never ever do that again it was agony.
@@dankelly5150 Sounds like you had the Peglyte mixture. Believe it or not, it's actually better than the new stuff, at least in my experience. Sucked drinking the huge jug, but it was super effective at its job. With the new stuff, you have to drink a fraction of the liquid, but I found I urinated most of it out rather than..you know.
I don't mean to be voyeuristic, but Jim Cornette makes everything so entertaining, even when it involves talking about an unfortunate experience that he's had in his life. Love you so much, Jim.
This brought back a memory I wish I could forget. I had to get a colonoscopy at the age of 16. The laxative I had to drink looked like cloudy water and tasted terrible. I had to drink a gallon of it the day before the procedure. I forced it down only to go to the hospital the next day and the doctor took the day off I was pissed. I had to go through the whole process again a few days later.
I had a colonoscopy and endoscopy about 5 years ago. I had always heard the prep was terrible. I followed the doctor's instructions. While it wasn't fun, it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected. That anesthesia was amazing. It's like I slept for a month. The worst part for me was having to only eat white foods the day before the procedure. I had to force down a boiled egg for breakfast. 🤢
If you have a history of cancer within your family Doctors now recommend having the procedure at 40 (My father being a stubborn old school guy never had a colonoscopy if he had he may still be alive) had it done at 41 it’s actually not bad overall except not eating for 24hrs can be rough (Only real negative was having a bad migraine during the procedure once i was able to eat something felt ok) It’s probably one of the safest things within the hospital once you get hit with that general anesthesia it’s unreal you wake up in the future……
This is better than watching wrestling. Uncle Corny had an overhaul, bless his heart. 😂 A good Russo whether in the morning or evening is a good thing.
To answer Brians question, the second intaking of fluid is timed so it would not interfere with your appointment time. The first intake does 95 percent of the cleaning, and the second one is basically a flushing to make sure everything is indeed gone
When I had mine done and I woke up, I was told I couldn't go home until I farted. My ex-wife was sitting beside me and once I let it go I let out the biggest Beavis laugh ever because I did it in front of the nurse and thought I had accomplished something! LOL... Then, we went to IHOP or Denny's and I had waffles and steak fries.
GET CHECKED PEOPLE!! BE SMART! Don't Fk around w your health. A friend of mine put his off. After month's of not feeling well, went to the Dr. Stage 3 Colon cancer! After a yr of chemo, now cancer free, thank God! My cousin, got hers done. Dr found 2 polyps. 1 came back cancerous. Further examination, spread to her lymph nodes. Had 1ft of her intestine removed.....And myself. Got mine done last month. Dr found 7 polyps w the biggest one being 35mm. Removed 6 of them, all NON Cancerous! Thank God! Have to see a specialist to have the "big one" removed, and that sent off for testing...The drink prep IS the worst part of it. BUT ask your Dr about pill-form!! A few options out there! ..AGAIN...BE SMART!!...Your health is most important, especially if you have a FAMILY! Now...GET ER DONE!
My dad's second time going through the camera up the bunghole, he learned enough that I had to help him move an old CRT TV into the bathroom with a VCR. Picture the shits so bad that a balancing a TV on the bathroom sink so a family member could just watch the Three Stooges an live in the bathroom for the night was the most logical option.
The prep is the worst part.They knock you out for the actual procedure.Had it done twice and the picture is wrong he wouldn't be covering his mouth he's be holding his ass cheeks together.You're drinking enough laxative that you would use in a year in one evening
Ask your doctor about new options before your next one, there have been many positive developments in this field to make things way easier unless your insurance sucks. Might even be worth paying out of pocket, the difference is that big
Someone else from work was having his colonoscopy on the same day I was. We were comparing notes on a chat where all our work colleagues could follow along. We were told that we could have Jell-O the day before. I made my own Jell-O from the old fashioned box. He got premade Jell-O from some store. I told him I would have more pride in my craps than he would.
Corny broke Magic Spoon kayfabe! True story: The last thing I remember as I was going under from the sedative was the sound of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" playing on the radio in the procedure room.
I laughed nonstop at this. I had to have a colonoscopy done a few years ago. Four liters of that GaviLyte stuff with a lemon flavor pack. Tasted like salty lemonade. You have to drink three liters the night before in 15 minute increments and then the final liter the morning of the colonoscopy. The shitting (more like pissing out your asshole) isn’t bad, it’s just the liquid intake that is a nightmare. But that first solid shit after all is said and done is just incredible.
My colleague had an colonoscopy and he wanted to be awake for the procedure. He had a young man. The young doctor/nurse was jamming on music during the procedure. My colleague said he watched the camera too. I was rolling as he told the story.
@@strnglhld My colleague went to the Army hospital here in Germany. They asked if he wanted to be awake and he said yes. He said he didn't trust them probing around and was curious.
@michaelinhouston9086 honestly im scared to death of the anesthesia part. Ive never been medically put to sleep and im afraid of not waking up like Michael Jackson lol
Been having them done for the last 30 years ( ive had about 15 of them, once every 2 years) the procedure is NOTHING the prep is shitty lol. Jim is referring to Miralax and probably dulcolax tabs. Thats the standard duo for these, loosen you up and draw water into the tubes to flush em. Propofol the 'milk of amnesia ' its amazing.
That drink they give u is so Damn nasty, it's like a funny tasting Gatorade.. you'll be able to 💩 through a screen door without leaving a stain Once it kicks in 🤣
I’ve had 10 colonoscopies. I just turned 39. My first was 21-22. The prep is absolute HELL. The procedure is relaxing minus people digging in your butt and the fart explosions after you wake up.
"The magic spoon was all a lie!" Pretty sure we knew that already, Jim. Just like we know you don't use Raycons. One day I hope to God he schills Raid Shadow Legends.
Best nap I've ever had. After I got home, I slept again. When I finally got up, I realized I hadn't pulled any of the sensors they attach to you to monitor your heart and others organs. They were stuck on me pretty hard after all that time!
He drank flavorless Mirilax powder in Gatorade and some dulcolax. It’s 1. Not that horrible and 2. A day of not being comfortable beats a lifetime of colon cancer , polyps , and colostomy bags.
I have a colonoscopy done about two weeks ago. It was nowhere as near as complicated as Jim's was. I stopped eating on Monday. They gave me a 1-gallon jug with powder in it that I filled with water. I drank half at 6 p.m. And the other half at 6 a.m. Didn't drink anything 3 hours before the procedure. Got dressed, laid on the table. They shot anesthesia into my IV. I wasn't knocked out. I was awake and felt really good with no pain. I was able to watch the screen and was even helping them get the polyps. 😂 They got 5 polyps total out of me. No cancer. And the wife drove me home.
i got a colonoscopy 12 years ago which showed stage 4 colorectal cancer. i went through many surgeries and chemos but I am cancer free. Now I just have to do a colonoscopy once a year. Great docs and nurses I had. If my cancer comes back, I am not sure I want to go through it all over again. Name is my wife's.
@@walliegirl2 stage 3 for me I know the struggle brother I had half my colon removed kemo rad and a port in my chest where my kemo was going to but stay strong cancer can suck it
The prep is the WORST part of the colonoscopy. I got stuck with the big gallon jug of prep because my insurance wouldn’t cover the quicker less painful stuff. Smh
Had two colonoscopies within a year because of family history, even though my health overall is great. (Vegan, eat mostly whole food, little in the way of processed). First prep did not work completely (Picco Salax and Ducolax) so had to repeat. Second time it worked but prep was the worst. Fluid was like drinking windshield washer fluid... horrible but at least it is done and all was fine. We all need to take better care of ourselves. Lost my brother at 43 to metastatic colon cancer. He did not take care of himself and ate a diet of mostly animal products. So please do not F!ck around with your health.
when i had to do a colonosocpy the day of the prep i felt like Harrison Ford's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom scene when the bad guys forced Indiana Jones to drink that god awful stuff thats how i felt
The farting afterwards is weird. "Im supposed to what? Fart?" I was literally in a recovery room with about 4 people, and it was just a symphony of flatulence. The preparation for a Colonoscopy is bad. The ending? The most bizarre, surreal thing I've experienced to this day.
Not only was this educational (I still have a decade plus before I need to get one so I would never have looked for this information), it was hilariously entertaining. Hats off to Jim and Brian for this one!
Nothing says "Lovin" like a six foot garden hose in the oven! But all kidding aside, it sure is nice when they give you photos of a clean colon and you are Cancer free. 😉👍
I hate to say it, but they are a neccessary evil. We found out in the middle of January that my dad has colon cancer that has made its way into his intestines. His dr tried for years to get him to have a colonoscopy, I wish he would have.
I have crohns disease. I'm 34. I've had 5 colonoscopies in the last 4 years with a 6th in 3 years. Actual procedure is zero problem to me. The prep, it's always the prep. Just so much to drink and your butthole burns.
As a guy with spina bifida and bowel incontinence, I feel Jim’s pain. I’m either bloated or I have the runs. Everyone attacks me for not doing “it” right because they don’t understand. They think I don’t eat enough fibre. It’s really frustrating. I would be sympathetic to people who just don’t know any better, but when you have the runs, it’s hard to be sympathetic to anyone. All I want to do is slip about 4 tablets of senna and docusate sodium into someone’s drink so they can feel my pain.
Well we've established that Jim is in pretty good health. The only issue is the very Possible dehydration from drinking nothing but sprite 0 every day.
Corny as a survivor of colon cancer it's not a joke he greatful you got a clean bill of health if it takes a cam up my ass to keep me healthy then so be it. Love the podcast long time fan.
I'd begun to seriously question my discerning tastes when I clicked on this video, but then 10:27-10:49 made it all worth it. LMFAO! #Morning Russo #EveningRusso
The very end of that crushed me!!! “MAGIC SPOON IT WAS ALL A LIE!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂
My uncle is a proctologist. He started at the bottom and stayed there.
Are there any new openings?
@@jonnya4209 Good question. Does the uncle drive a brown Ford Probe?
@@bryansansone3301 With an ASSMAN license plate?
Should have hooked on with a Dairy so he could rise to the top!😂🎤🥛🤼♂️B.W.
@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma No, just one that read "CoffPlz"
The lunch after the colonoscopie is the most satisfying lunch you'll ever had.
"Magic spoon, it was all a lie" 🤣 this will be a classic Corney rant 🤣🤣
Having had two colonoscopies, the worst part is always the prep. The greatest part is the actual procedure itself. It's like getting a great night's sleep in an hour.
having gone thru 2 myself - I never got a over the counter laxitive, its always some industrial grade stuff that when it kicks in you have to hang on to the toilet. Afterwards I always feel shakey for several hours after - its not so much a good time.
@@tomr3422 Years ago I had one and had to drink this 4 liter jug of a baking soda type of liquid that you had to drink all of, one glass every 10 minutes, in order for it to completely clean you out so they could see when they put the camera up there. I literally had to force myself like I never have before to drink that last cup! I didn't want to see another glass of water for a long time after enduring that ! Have no idea what the procedure is these days? 😅
I had one a few years ago and the the laxative powder they gave me was absolutely awful. I've never felt so sick in my life but of course there is nothing left in my stomach I couldn't be sick and everything that was coming out the other end was already gone. Sadly the colonoscopy wasn't any better as in the UK they will not use general anesthetic unless in exceptional cases. So I'm given the choice of sedation or gas and air. Me stupidly thinking how bad could it be choose gas and air and I will never ever do that again it was agony.
The prep is a nightmare. The worst bit of the thing itself was the fact the guy doing it gave the impression of singing sea shanties.
@@dankelly5150 Sounds like you had the Peglyte mixture. Believe it or not, it's actually better than the new stuff, at least in my experience. Sucked drinking the huge jug, but it was super effective at its job.
With the new stuff, you have to drink a fraction of the liquid, but I found I urinated most of it out rather than..you know.
Magic Spoon, it was all a lie! …that was hilarious. In fact, I laughed through most of this.
Only jim could make a 20 minute story about a colonoscopy interesting
"Let's talk about my colon!" what a way to start a conversation 🤣🤣🤣
Great opener on a first date.
@@zlinedavid 🤣😂😂😂😂😂
I don't mean to be voyeuristic, but Jim Cornette makes everything so entertaining, even when it involves talking about an unfortunate experience that he's had in his life. Love you so much, Jim.
Jim Cornette describes a colonoscopy. I’ve got time for this.
“My morning Russo” Hilarious!
I can listen to Jim cut a promo on anything. This is hilarious 😂
Yeah 25 minutes of ass talk
This brought back a memory I wish I could forget. I had to get a colonoscopy at the age of 16. The laxative I had to drink looked like cloudy water and tasted terrible. I had to drink a gallon of it the day before the procedure. I forced it down only to go to the hospital the next day and the doctor took the day off I was pissed. I had to go through the whole process again a few days later.
"Don't treat me like Michael Jackson..." I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
Jim...."well let's talk about my colon"....🤮😂
I had a colonoscopy and endoscopy about 5 years ago. I had always heard the prep was terrible. I followed the doctor's instructions. While it wasn't fun, it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected.
That anesthesia was amazing. It's like I slept for a month.
The worst part for me was having to only eat white foods the day before the procedure. I had to force down a boiled egg for breakfast. 🤢
If you have a history of cancer within your family Doctors now recommend having the procedure at 40 (My father being a stubborn old school guy never had a colonoscopy if he had he may still be alive) had it done at 41 it’s actually not bad overall except not eating for 24hrs can be rough (Only real negative was having a bad migraine during the procedure once i was able to eat something felt ok) It’s probably one of the safest things within the hospital once you get hit with that general anesthesia it’s unreal you wake up in the future……
The cheering part killed me. 😂😂😂😂
This is better than watching wrestling. Uncle Corny had an overhaul, bless his heart. 😂 A good Russo whether in the morning or evening is a good thing.
To answer Brians question, the second intaking of fluid is timed so it would not interfere with your appointment time. The first intake does 95 percent of the cleaning, and the second one is basically a flushing to make sure everything is indeed gone
When I had mine done and I woke up, I was told I couldn't go home until I farted. My ex-wife was sitting beside me and once I let it go I let out the biggest Beavis laugh ever because I did it in front of the nurse and thought I had accomplished something! LOL... Then, we went to IHOP or Denny's and I had waffles and steak fries.
As a 23 year old ima take the next 30 years to prepare for this 😂😂
GET CHECKED PEOPLE!! BE SMART! Don't Fk around w your health. A friend of mine put his off. After month's of not feeling well, went to the Dr. Stage 3 Colon cancer! After a yr of chemo, now cancer free, thank God! My cousin, got hers done. Dr found 2 polyps. 1 came back cancerous. Further examination, spread to her lymph nodes. Had 1ft of her intestine removed.....And myself. Got mine done last month. Dr found 7 polyps w the biggest one being 35mm. Removed 6 of them, all NON Cancerous! Thank God! Have to see a specialist to have the "big one" removed, and that sent off for testing...The drink prep IS the worst part of it. BUT ask your Dr about pill-form!! A few options out there! ..AGAIN...BE SMART!!...Your health is most important, especially if you have a FAMILY! Now...GET ER DONE!
My dad's second time going through the camera up the bunghole, he learned enough that I had to help him move an old CRT TV into the bathroom with a VCR.
Picture the shits so bad that a balancing a TV on the bathroom sink so a family member could just watch the Three Stooges an live in the bathroom for the night was the most logical option.
Just sitting here on valentines day listening to an old wrestling manager talking about his colonosopy
It could be worse. I was having my colonoscopy ON Valentines Day.
A legendary wrestling manager
@@paulkersey1007 EXACTLY!!!!!!
She was going to smother him with a Helix sleep pillow. Lmao that magic spoon part 😂🤣
Our neighbor is a proctologist, she said it ruined tortellini for her
If Jim ever went on tour, just To talk About colonoscopies, I'd psy To see that... Great job Jim and Brian
A "morning Russo"! I love it.
Honestly, the worst part about a colonoscopy is the horrible and long-lasting headache you get from being dehydrated. That's much worse than the prep.
The prep is the worst part.They knock you out for the actual procedure.Had it done twice and the picture is wrong he wouldn't be covering his mouth he's be holding his ass cheeks together.You're drinking enough laxative that you would use in a year in one evening
Ask your doctor about new options before your next one, there have been many positive developments in this field to make things way easier unless your insurance sucks. Might even be worth paying out of pocket, the difference is that big
this made me laugh so hard 🤣
Then they blow air up the anus to get it in and through the intestines, as the person farts out that air.
Hoping Jim is doing okay following the passing of Jerry Jarrett 🙏 RIP ❤
You're wondering about Jim? How do you think Jeff is handling it?
R.I.P. Jerry Jarrett
What!?
Tf I'm sure he'll be fine, he's an adult.
Oh no, so sorry to hear this news 😢.
Holy shit, when did that happen? I didn't hear about it. ✌️
I have a colonoscopy scheduled for next Friday. Thank you Jim for this
Someone else from work was having his colonoscopy on the same day I was. We were comparing notes on a chat where all our work colleagues could follow along. We were told that we could have Jell-O the day before. I made my own Jell-O from the old fashioned box. He got premade Jell-O from some store. I told him I would have more pride in my craps than he would.
magic spoon it was all a lie!!! lmaooo
"Don't consider me as Michael Jackson, DO stop when I get enough" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I made the same joke when I had my first colonoscopy and the nurse didn't get the reference :(
@Allan R I wish I had been there to comment on that magic 😂👍
11:45 just in case
Should have mentioned how the clearing out process is done once you literally shit out practically crystal clear water.
8:05 tried to have an Experience, but ended up with a Drive Thru
Corny broke Magic Spoon kayfabe!
True story: The last thing I remember as I was going under from the sedative was the sound of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" playing on the radio in the procedure room.
I laughed nonstop at this. I had to have a colonoscopy done a few years ago. Four liters of that GaviLyte stuff with a lemon flavor pack. Tasted like salty lemonade. You have to drink three liters the night before in 15 minute increments and then the final liter the morning of the colonoscopy. The shitting (more like pissing out your asshole) isn’t bad, it’s just the liquid intake that is a nightmare. But that first solid shit after all is said and done is just incredible.
25 minute Colonoscopy Review. It’s 615 am here in Alberta Canada. I am crying laughing 😂😂😂😂 “I can stink the place up with impunity”
hearing Jim talk about clearing himself out for a colonoscopy is way more amusing than wrestling
My colleague had an colonoscopy and he wanted to be awake for the procedure. He had a young man. The young doctor/nurse was jamming on music during the procedure. My colleague said he watched the camera too. I was rolling as he told the story.
It’s normal outside America to not be sedated during a colonoscopy. I really gotta ask why you would CHOOSE that here though…
@@strnglhld My colleague went to the Army hospital here in Germany. They asked if he wanted to be awake and he said yes. He said he didn't trust them probing around and was curious.
@@daweav5797 Makes sense
Literally had my first ever Colonoscopy this week. So definitely needed this video Thanks Jim 😂😂😂
Got a blood test at my doctors 2weeks ago, wish I'd pushed for one of these now, sounds a right hoot.
My 1st colonoscopy is coming up next month. Im definitely not looking forward to and i hope i dont chicken out
It is really not that bad - the prep is the annoying part.
@michaelinhouston9086 honestly im scared to death of the anesthesia part. Ive never been medically put to sleep and im afraid of not waking up like Michael Jackson lol
Damn I'm going to need one of these pretty soon.
Been having them done for the last 30 years ( ive had about 15 of them, once every 2 years) the procedure is NOTHING the prep is shitty lol.
Jim is referring to Miralax and probably dulcolax tabs. Thats the standard duo for these, loosen you up and draw water into the tubes to flush em. Propofol the 'milk of amnesia ' its amazing.
That drink they give u is so Damn nasty, it's like a funny tasting Gatorade.. you'll be able to 💩 through a screen door without leaving a stain Once it kicks in 🤣
lol @ the Magic Spoon takedown at the end.
Magic Spoon tastes like oil and sadness
I’ve had 10 colonoscopies. I just turned 39.
My first was 21-22.
The prep is absolute HELL.
The procedure is relaxing minus people digging in your butt and the fart explosions after you wake up.
"The magic spoon was all a lie!" Pretty sure we knew that already, Jim. Just like we know you don't use Raycons. One day I hope to God he schills Raid Shadow Legends.
Best nap I've ever had. After I got home, I slept again. When I finally got up, I realized I hadn't pulled any of the sensors they attach to you to monitor your heart and others organs. They were stuck on me pretty hard after all that time!
I haven't laughed this hard from Cornette in a long time.
He drank flavorless Mirilax powder in Gatorade and some dulcolax. It’s 1. Not that horrible and 2. A day of not being comfortable beats a lifetime of colon cancer , polyps , and colostomy bags.
I have a colonoscopy done about two weeks ago.
It was nowhere as near as complicated as Jim's was.
I stopped eating on Monday.
They gave me a 1-gallon jug with powder in it that I filled with water.
I drank half at 6 p.m.
And the other half at 6 a.m.
Didn't drink anything 3 hours before the procedure.
Got dressed, laid on the table.
They shot anesthesia into my IV.
I wasn't knocked out. I was awake and felt really good with no pain.
I was able to watch the screen and was even helping them get the polyps. 😂
They got 5 polyps total out of me. No cancer.
And the wife drove me home.
Same experience I had, only minus the polyps. I guess some people get put under, and some just get pain-numbing anesthesia.
i got a colonoscopy 12 years ago which showed stage 4 colorectal cancer. i went through many surgeries and chemos but I am cancer free. Now I just have to do a colonoscopy once a year. Great docs and nurses I had. If my cancer comes back, I am not sure I want to go through it all over again. Name is my wife's.
@@walliegirl2 stay safe man
@@walliegirl2 stage 3 for me I know the struggle brother I had half my colon removed kemo rad and a port in my chest where my kemo was going to but stay strong cancer can suck it
Glad this is on TH-cam here we go I was just listening to the podcast version on Spotify Brian's laugh is amazing it always makes me laugh.
"Water is just unflavored Sprite Zero."
The prep is the WORST part of the colonoscopy. I got stuck with the big gallon jug of prep because my insurance wouldn’t cover the quicker less painful stuff. Smh
Had two colonoscopies within a year because of family history, even though my health overall is great. (Vegan, eat mostly whole food, little in the way of processed). First prep did not work completely (Picco Salax and Ducolax) so had to repeat. Second time it worked but prep was the worst. Fluid was like drinking windshield washer fluid... horrible but at least it is done and all was fine. We all need to take better care of ourselves. Lost my brother at 43 to metastatic colon cancer. He did not take care of himself and ate a diet of mostly animal products. So please do not F!ck around with your health.
In the same week, Lawler has a stroke and Jerry Jarrett passes away... We are losing the Greats constantly. Sad
when i had to do a colonosocpy the day of the prep i felt like Harrison Ford's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom scene when the bad guys forced Indiana Jones to drink that god awful stuff thats how i felt
The farting afterwards is weird. "Im supposed to what? Fart?" I was literally in a recovery room with about 4 people, and it was just a symphony of flatulence. The preparation for a Colonoscopy is bad. The ending? The most bizarre, surreal thing I've experienced to this day.
Biggest anime betrayals of 2023 - corny not eating magic spoon🤣🤣🤣
"Gotta make it a little sling for the boys" 🤣🤣😭😭
The procedure was done at Jiffy Lube.
Did Eddie Kingston administer the procedure?
I don't watch wrestling, haven't since 2002, but I love listening to Jim. You can't get content like this anywhere else.
Not only was this educational (I still have a decade plus before I need to get one so I would never have looked for this information), it was hilariously entertaining. Hats off to Jim and Brian for this one!
Nothing says "Lovin" like a six foot garden hose in the oven! But all kidding aside, it sure is nice when they give you photos of a clean colon and you are Cancer free. 😉👍
I hate to say it, but they are a neccessary evil. We found out in the middle of January that my dad has colon cancer that has made its way into his intestines. His dr tried for years to get him to have a colonoscopy, I wish he would have.
I have crohns disease. I'm 34. I've had 5 colonoscopies in the last 4 years with a 6th in 3 years. Actual procedure is zero problem to me. The prep, it's always the prep. Just so much to drink and your butthole burns.
I'm not like Michael Jackson do stop when I get enough he said, classic Jim
7:38 "no shit!" That would soon change
Couldn’t click on this video fast enough. With Corney’s hilarious way with words, he certainly didn’t disappoint
Specialties are often chosen by doctors based on their family history of a particular medical issue
This is funny as hell because my Dad just barely had his and they told him the EXACT same thing.
As a guy with spina bifida and bowel incontinence, I feel Jim’s pain. I’m either bloated or I have the runs. Everyone attacks me for not doing “it” right because they don’t understand. They think I don’t eat enough fibre. It’s really frustrating. I would be sympathetic to people who just don’t know any better, but when you have the runs, it’s hard to be sympathetic to anyone. All I want to do is slip about 4 tablets of senna and docusate sodium into someone’s drink so they can feel my pain.
I love the open and wholesome honesty of this 🤣
Well we've established that Jim is in pretty good health. The only issue is the very Possible dehydration from drinking nothing but sprite 0 every day.
The last time I had a colonoscopy, I had to buy a clear liquid concoction to get clean. What I didn't drink made for a good toilet cleaner.
To add to the Rodney Dangerfield doctor bit:
"Proctologist, huh. What a job, you start at the bottom and you stay there." 🤣
Chants: “holy shit!”
Yep I’ll never forget the taste of Movie prep… that thick artificial lemon taste… and knowing you have more to drink…
jim made the "this laxative ain't shit" mistake.
Corny as a survivor of colon cancer it's not a joke he greatful you got a clean bill of health if it takes a cam up my ass to keep me healthy then so be it. Love the podcast long time fan.
I'm dreading this day, and it's coming soon.
Thanks for the laughs. Jim. I'll think of this and smile about the impending invasion.
Rodney Dangerfield also used Dr. Vinny!😂😂😂
& Johnny Carson!
My doctor told me 'I had 6 cases of VD!'
I mean, he's okay now!
I saw this video had been uploaded and immediately had to stop what I was doing to find out about his Colon looool
Goodness, Jim can literally promo anything!
My morning Russo became my evening Russo. I haven't had my evening Russo. OMFG!! I'm chuckling so hard at work.
I'd begun to seriously question my discerning tastes when I clicked on this video, but then 10:27-10:49 made it all worth it. LMFAO! #Morning Russo #EveningRusso
Even when talking about Colonoscopies Jim still takes a dig at Russo
It's pathetic at this point, actually it was pathetic 20 years ago
@@andrewbowyer5043 I think we just found Russo's secret TH-cam account!
@@andrewbowyer5043 He'll stop saying it when it stops being true.
@@Billinois78 hey, did your brother Zap ever discover if there's beer on the sun?
This is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while 🤣
I’m on my commuter bus home, with headphones on, quietly laughing and tearing up. This was hilarious.
@@megawatt9242 😂😂😂
@@leeronbradshaw7322 Trash.
@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma What's trash? 🤷🏿♂️
@@leeronbradshaw7322 People that spam stupid shitty emojis.
When I say I can listen to Jim Cornette talk about anything…boy howdy, do I mean ANYTHING!
Dude drinking the prep was the worst although I felt like about 10 lbs lighter after all of the prep was…gone.
Hershey canal🤣🤣🤣
Sprite zero is just flavored water lol.... I don't personally drink any soda but I do like the unflavored sprite zero. Lol
magic spoon it was all a lie looooooooooooooooooooool im still crying🤣
Ive been there. Jim is on point with EVERYTHING he is saying. HORRIBLE.
I'm with Brian on the female doctor. I have a female RN who is the best medical professional I've ever had.
Yeah, I had my first colonoscopy at 35, I actually had mine before my dad even had his a few years later lol
Damn 35 is very young
@@Immortalangel14 I have hemorrhoids I never took care of as a young adult and they got so bad he wanted to make sure they weren't something worse
Renaming the morning Russo to the evening Russo broke me.