Potential Intern Puts Dave Portnoy's Brain In A Blender During Job Interview
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 มี.ค. 2022
- Dave interviews the infamous "one month trial Ethan" and is left bamboozled by the tactics Ethan takes in order to get the job. #shorts
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"One bite everyone knows the rules"
-Ethan Kamps
😂
Fantastic comment
4 to 5 bits and a rant, then a score. everyone knows that
😂
He tried doing a thing and getting hired, but it didn’t work
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
-Ethan Kamps
🤣
-Wayne Gretzky
--Michael Scott
---Ethan Kamps
@@dflood13 🤣 beat me to it..
@@dflood13-Anunnaki Menagerie
Genius
“I’m Dave Portnoy, and this is Barstool Sports”
-Ethan Kamps
@@Jay2stonethat’s because Ethan Kamps said it
@@NewLegacy93 obviously 🤣
“You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.”
- Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
- Ethan Kamps
-@nickisworking
-Carlos Mencia
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's the one LMAO
-Michael Jordan
“I have a Dream”
- Ethan Kamps
Was literally typing this, thought about how dumb of a comment it was, looked further up and saw your comment.. lol
@@jacobrebuilds9075 “was literally typing this, thought about how dumb of a comment it was, looked further up and saw your comment.. lol”
-Ethan Kamps
@@cjm0174 “was literally typing this, thought about how dumb of a comment it was, looked further up and saw your comment.. lol
- Ethan Kamps”
- Ethan Kamps
“That one day we won’t be judged by the color of our skin”- Hillary Clinton- orange man a pee pee boi enthusiast
😂😂😂😂
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to jackass!"
- Ethan Kamps
shits way funnier than it needs to be 😂
@@RandyyLaheyy fax😂😂😂
This is the best one
Genius comment
Best comment on TH-cam dude
“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind”
-Ethan Kamps
"I declare bankruptcy!!!!"
-Ethan Kamps
Oscar: You can’t just blurt it out, it doesn’t change anything.
Ethan Kamps: you’re wrong, because I declared it!
"I'm a jean expert."
Like genetics?
"No, I wasn't born with it I had to work really hard."
well hate to be that guy but first lol. funny comment by the way. i’ve never understood how y’all come up with these funny ass comments so quickly and get so many likes. like it’s genuinely wild to me lol. 2,000 people is A LOT of people that clicked that little button bc they enjoyed your comment so much. good job bro!
@@mbox30____ u hate to be that guy but ur still that guy
@@xenonopbr Now YOU'RE that guy.
@@mbox30____ Its like the first thing coming into ur mind sometimes it goes viral because others can relate to what u said or are mind blown by the creativity.
That took me a second 🤣 😂
“Why say lot words when few words do trick?”
-Ethan Kamps
They see. They see
I c u p
Many small time make big time
"Many small time make big time" 😂😂😂 Man i love that show
@@DJZ3ROKONTROL 0 creds whatsoever… 😂
"My name is Giovanni Giorgio. But everybody calls me Giorgio"
Ethan Kamps
LOOOOOOOL 😂
DP
ok this one fucking SENT ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best one lol😂
Underrated
Are these videos just Barstool's version of The Office? The camera-work, the dialogue, everything! 😂
“Dropped out yesterday?”
“No, it was actually the day before today😐yes”
The other kid is a drop out also. It's all fake
"Veni,vidi,vici"
-Ethan Kamps
I like how clicking Translate turns it into “come, see, shout.”
Weni, widi, wici. That's classical latin"
-Ethan Kamps
Watching this made me feel like I was watching the office. The awkwardness is unmatched.
Wadayatalkinabeet
"I pity the fool"
Ethan Kamps
Ikr
❤😂😂😂
“Ill start by telling you my weaknesses”
“well you see david , my weaknesses are actually my strengths”
Somebody where I work actually said that in his under grad paper.
@@Obeify good that’s a dumb question deserves dumb answer
-Ethan Kamps
This man applied for a intern positive and left as cfo
Robert California...
“If you can’t handle me at my worst , you don’t deserve me at my best “
Ethan kamps
😂😂😂
“RUN FORREST RUNNNN”
-Ethan Kamps
I was so thinking about using that one!!!😂😂😂
The way Dave hires people I mean if he didn’t hire this dude everything I know about barstool has been a lie
@@marcbaxter5996 he did but only lasted a few months
@@marcbaxter5996 why would you comment If you didn’t know?
@@Jack-zk9xp lol
@@Jack-zk9xp devils advocate, he watches a lot of their content and has never seen his face
@@marcbaxter5996 big man take the L and move on
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
~ Ethan Kamps
I believe him
Lmao this is the best one TBH 😂
(It’s supposed to more like be “I do not have sexual relations with that woman,” but your quote so far is also my favorite 😂)
Winner!!😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
“With great power, comes great responsibility”
-Uncle Ethan
It's like watching an episode of the office 😂😂
I thought it seemed like the kid was doing his best Micheal Scott.
Kid did a pretty sweet job keeping a straight face damnnn lol well done
"AVENGERS, assemble."
-Ethan Kamps
“One bite everyone knows the rules”
-Ethan Kamps
“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
-Ethan Kamps
Jesus doesn’t mind plagiarism
The way he staring at Dave got me feeling some psychopath Vibes haha
"The man next to the man always acts like he has so much power. The man doesn't have to act because he does." - Ethan Tremblay
“Be the change you want to see in the world.”
-Ethan Kamps
I have now watched this 5 times and I laughed harder every time I watched it🤣🤣🤣👑
He’s a fucking superstar Dave you need to sign this man
This is some of the best dry humor ive seen
First example of dry humor in your life I assume?
@@juggmkj please enlighten me with your encyclopedic knowledge of subjective humor, nerd.
“So you’re just a compulsive liar”
That’s Ethan Kamps. 👌
“With great power, comes great responsibility” -Ethan Kamps
This is literally the best use of my time while pretending to poop. Like Ethan Kamps says, "boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. That's why poop on company time."
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare die."
~Ethan Camps
to
Did you purposely get the quote and his name wrong
I typed it in about two seconds on my phone for a laugh.. however it came out it is how it came out.. the point is made you either get it or you dont.. like it or dont i dont really care.
@@JonahVex I like it👍🙂
@@TheVoiceofTheProphetElizer really dont give a f@ck mook.. there's a difference between caring what you think and having some free time to use you for my entertainment.
This interns timing is impeccable
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall”
- Ethan Kamps
guy went head to head with Dana fucking White and was still electric in the entire 30 seconds of content he was randomly in
@Michael Jurek one of the stool scenes from a while back when dana white took a barstool hq tour and ran into his temp intern desk lmao
cant remember specifically prob a year ago summer time
I gotta find this Dana video
th-cam.com/video/-siNLl5a_Tk/w-d-xo.html 17:37 mark
Dana white is a chump anyhow he just acts tough because he’s got a big business.
Hes not going to change thats him 100% and hes probably not joking 😂
He’s definitely joking but would be funny
bro everything about that guy is perfect 😭 the delivery couldn't be anymore better
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Ethan Kamps
“That’s Ethan camp’s” this fuckin guy
Kamps *
Smirks mid bit about the only break in character about looses the sale when he's doubling down on the eye complement but the "just saying" not only redeems but seals the deal.
Assuming it's not edited to appear that way 🤷♂️
Looses?
@@user-gh9pe3yb4h he's a typical Portnoy fan
This guy is already better than KFC
"Take the gun. Leave the cannolis."
-- Ethan Kamps
Bruh really just used one of the default Google Docs "Resume" Templates
What's wrong with that? Isn't that what they're for?
@@anthonybernero9720 there's a reason I recognized it 😉
@@why12983476why and that is...? Help me out here, dude.
@@anthonybernero9720 .....because I used it too lol. Calm down bud. Try to take a joke without getting so upset.
@@why12983476why I'm perfectly calm, dude. Calmer than you are. Your jokes just don't sound like jokes.
“That’s Ethan Kamps”
oh good to know, i didnt watch the clip
@@ronanprince4442you're a meanie
“8.2 is a VERY high score”
ETHAN KAMPS
That kid looks, and acts, like he's Andy Kauffman's son
We need more of this, he really doesnt give a fuck lmao
"im a jean expert"
Omg hell yea lol
Same vein of comedy as Kaufman: and Dax Flame.
He gets that a lot
I was literally going to comment he looks like Andy Kaufman and acts like him too.
“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country”
-Ethan Kamps
“better ingredients better pizza”
-Ethan Kamps
“Don’t quote me boy, cause I ain’t said shit”
-Ethan Kamps
“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth…”
Ethan Kamps
Some idiot: “I don’t think we can allow him to continue”
Dave portnoy: (completely ignores idiot) I like this guy!
Nah he’s right
"Some idiot" that's Dave right hand man Franky he loves franky
Frankie sucks
@@bobolilricky5328 no name
@@cavmain920don’t disrespect franky borrelli
Ask not what Ethan Kamps can do for you, ask what you can do for Ethan Kamps
- John F Kennedy
I remember Ethan Kamps saying it first.
“I’m Chris Hanson, why don’t you have a seat right there.”
-Ethan Kamps
I'm gonna quote Ethan Kamps from now on.
“And that’s the way the cookie crumbles!”
-Ethan Kamps
"I'll be back."
- Ethan Kamps
“Let there be light…”
-Ethan Kamps
"Hi, I'm young Edward Norton."
-Ethan Kamps
“So when were you in college?”
“Day after yesterday”
That's ETHAN F*ing CAMPS!
The man, the myth, the Legend!
Undisputed, uncontested!
No one should be allowed to stare at him!
Where can I find the whole interview? Hahaha
“It ain’t over til it’s over.” - Ethan Kamps
“I’m Rick Harrison , and this is my pawn shop”
- Ethan Kamps
"May your first son be a masculine child"
-Ethan Kamps
Stupid 😂
Hire this man right now!!!!! Best interview I've seen in a long time🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👍👍💯
I don’t get it
I love that time Ethan Kamps said, “I think therefore I am” 🐐
"So what are your biggest weaknesses?"
"I'm really honest."
"I don't think that is a weakness..."
"I don't really give a shit WHAT you think!"
😂😭😂😭😂 Reminded me of that ☠️💀☠️
“best are my eyes”
“yeah you’ve got good eyes”
“i get that a lot, you’re not the first to compliment my eyes”
Thank you for commenting the words we all just listened to?
@@supitzsammm Just helping out the blind bro
@@justinc.3385 Thanks man, I'm blind, your comment really helped me
@@ozehkiyt7135 god bless you and i hope your nose gets better 🙏🏻 🙏🏻
@@justinc.3385 🤣🤣🤣
"He's a man of pure determination and will"- Dave Portnoy
"LEEEROOOOOY JENKIIINS"
- Ethan Kamps
“So you’re just a compulsive liar”
“Yehahehaeha right”
It came down to the youngin wanting 30 seconds of Dave in his life& I'll be God damned if Dave didn't give it to him.
And let's all admit.... it was well earned.
Daves having a blast😂 this guys demeanor is like jim from the office. 😂
Need an interview asap
Dwight Schrute vibes
He’s obviously an office fan
‘I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way’
-Ethan Kamps
Frankie laughing in the background is my favorite part.
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.
-Ethan Kamps
Is that Chris Reinacher?
"You're fired!" - Ethan Kamps
I LOVE this kid's awkward energy! I don't think it's quite Barstool Sports energy, but I love it
Hired
I know they gave him a desk and a probation period from when Dana White took the office tour. Did he ever make it?
I think they let him go around the time sas and Owen took off. Seems like Owen is what they wanted him to be
His Linkedin Still says he is employed by barstool. I believe it's a MILTON Waddams situation where he has been Regulated to the Basement but he is still getting a paycheck because Dave Fires NOBODY. How much can a few hundred a week hurt a 400 million dollar company? I'm pretty sure if he stops getting a paycheck he'll set the Building on Fire like Waddams, and Dave knows this.
Naw he got fired, he follows me on ig and he still has barstool in his bio but I asked him about it and he said they said he didn’t do enough. Still got paid for another month tho , forgot to take him off payroll lol
@@leafs34 thanks for the info.
The kid instantly got hired by a politician
“If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.”
-Ethan Kamps
I mean you should project confidence. But its a thin line between confidence and arrogance
You need to look up the definition of arrogance
@@trevoreggleston5815 you clearly don’t know
@@trevoreggleston5815 yeah I think you might be the one that needs to look up the meaning of arrogance😂
y'all soft af if this is arrogance to you lol
@@trevoreggleston5815 bruh arrogance means you have a exaggerated view of your self worth what are you even talking about that hasn’t nothing to do with how soft we are😂😂
This dude better get hired
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"
- Ethan Kamps
"Read My Lips.....No New Taxes!"
-Ethan Kamps
great clip but he ruins it when he says “i get that alot” know the moment
Nah
What ever happened to this guy
@@marcoiacobuzio4075 no it isn’t. Spider is their office manager and team portnoy member
@@TheMegaWhopper.....ok I'm sorry I made the comment it was supposed to be funny I know it's not Spider
@Steve4Views I know it's not Spider the comment was supposed to be funny........sorry
“This is Nathan for you”
-Ethan Kamps
"To be or not to be, that is the question"
- Ethan Kamps
“The names bond… James Bond”
- Ethan Kamps