Desperate Measures - Steel Division 2 Memes

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    Swedish in my game....

    • @Donuthan
      @Donuthan ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Bo can you make a playlist for these?
      I think it qualifies/is popular enough at this point, also the Vicky playlist is out of date/has gaps, thanks love your content as always

    • @itsyaboyjigglyjimmy
      @itsyaboyjigglyjimmy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bokoen1 dude the danes are betrayed by these actions!

    • @the-wanderer111
      @the-wanderer111 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Floojoe truly held his flank like the Romanians did during the battle of stalingrad.

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Donuthan I'll look into it!

    • @125discipline2
      @125discipline2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's been AFK during 2 world wars

  • @kryzzan7039
    @kryzzan7039 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    I personally love games that last longer, interesting when everyone is low on units and is getting desperate.

    • @Kubqbkubqb
      @Kubqbkubqb ปีที่แล้ว +39

      once played a 2v1 that took 2 and a half hours in sd44, was quite the brawl

    • @hafizyb
      @hafizyb ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​​@@Kubqbkubqb you know someone is really skilled when they alone can hold back 2 players lol.
      Either that or the 2 players were just really incompetent.
      Or both. XD

    • @Kubqbkubqb
      @Kubqbkubqb ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hafizyb it was very difficult, I was playing the British airborne deck and because they ran out of supply and my planes had infinite reload I slowly whittled them down

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      played my first steel division 2 game today and I was scraping the barrel once it hit phase B, I was absolutely destroyed.
      My front didn't totally collapse, I had some allied support and managed to get some stuff in trees near the points, but it was an absolute failure on my part.
      I lost over 3 thousand men and killed a little over 1 thousand.

  • @DarmanMI
    @DarmanMI ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    God floojoe and 116 panzer. a combination that costs his teammates their sanity and 116 its entire tank corps

    • @MistikCo
      @MistikCo ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I thought Floojoe was using Panzer Lehr.
      Honestly, he should have played something like Panzerdivision Tatra if he wanted to spam infantry and tanks

    • @DarmanMI
      @DarmanMI ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@MistikCo Shit you right gamer. Floojoe still loses his entire tank corps tho

    • @collectibletaco7797
      @collectibletaco7797 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@MistikCo They need to get him Toulon, he is gonna lose like 100 infantry squads but still have more

    • @floojoe8328
      @floojoe8328 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Panzer Lehr but ok darman

    • @DarmanMI
      @DarmanMI ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@floojoe8328 I don't think that makes it any better. panzer lehr is 116 but without panther gs and with panzer grens that get panzershreks rather than panzer fausts

  • @seteoku1345
    @seteoku1345 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Choking being an absolute force of nature and master of attrition just having a plethora of IS so late in the game and swimmy and BO losing there minds over it is the best thing I've ever seen

    • @BurntCollypso
      @BurntCollypso ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Choking will make the Axis Choke

  • @sithtrooper1948
    @sithtrooper1948 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    “Commanders! report in on your progress!”
    “We are advancing on the left flank!”
    “We are slowly but surely pushing on the middle”
    “And how is the right flank doing?”
    *unintelligible screaming and crying*

    • @Tribute7373
      @Tribute7373 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Mein Fuhrer.....
      Steiner-

    • @RobotAndRobot
      @RobotAndRobot ปีที่แล้ว +59

      “Sorry I’ll have to call you back ok love you bye”
      “Commander…Commander come in…Franz pull the car around”

    • @yaboikindabored9831
      @yaboikindabored9831 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Tribute7373 Steiner didn't have enough force.
      The attack didn't take place

    • @LucasSantos-si4nd
      @LucasSantos-si4nd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@yaboikindabored9831 WHOOOOSH

    • @yaboikindabored9831
      @yaboikindabored9831 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@LucasSantos-si4nd Bruh i'm quoting the movie lines

  • @NicoAndChris3
    @NicoAndChris3 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    This video game me WW1 flashbacks. Flojo being the old French General not knowing Modern tactics.

    • @markdombrovan8849
      @markdombrovan8849 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Line volleys still work right guys?

    • @NicoAndChris3
      @NicoAndChris3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@markdombrovan8849 What a revolutionary idea? You should be my second in command

    • @Alex-gu8hx
      @Alex-gu8hx ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@NicoAndChris3 Wait wait, shouldn't we send in the lancers first.?

    • @gabrielvanderschmidt2301
      @gabrielvanderschmidt2301 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alex-gu8hx Pike and shot has worked for the last five centuries and it will work for five more!

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Flojo was larping as a french collaborator

  • @deadlydestroya
    @deadlydestroya ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I love how FlooJoe has been using basically no combined arms. Early game all the inf. Mid game all the tanks. Late game all the tank destroyers.

    • @seanmac1793
      @seanmac1793 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      When he said basically that he didn't understand how to deal with Combinded arms that was very telling

  • @KornekK
    @KornekK ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Floojoe was holding the flanks like they were in Stalingrad

  • @chasewilson3693
    @chasewilson3693 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    I don't know how Bo survived an hour and a half with Swimmy and Floojoe on his team. Its either really impressive for him, or really embarrassing for their opponents.

    • @Kissakana
      @Kissakana ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Some props to Swimmy, he did well tbh. Both Bo and Swimmy carried the game. Floojoe carried the video for us.

    • @Erik_Ice_Fang
      @Erik_Ice_Fang 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Swimmy can be clever when he isn't meme-ing and roleplaying. Its a crap shoot with him, but some days he gets on a role

  • @popmordiscos
    @popmordiscos ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Flojo be like:
    "How can he see my units"
    its because you have piled all your units in the SAME FORREST!!! to the point that all Loli's units had to do is shoot in the general direction of the forest and he is dead

  • @alexandervolkov5205
    @alexandervolkov5205 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Floojoe was the only one with a negative K/D on the team and was managing but a mere fraction of the front XD

  • @hanzohattori4078
    @hanzohattori4078 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Swimmy: I'm calling this a dub
    Bo: uh swimmy
    Swigma: I'm calling this a dub
    Bo: swimmy no!
    Swimathy: I'm calling this a dub
    *Bo sweating worrying he jinxed it*
    *they start losing*
    Bo: SWIMMY!
    Swimmy as they're losing: I'm calling this a dub
    *they win*
    Swigma male is an Ork with that power of belief.

  • @brodymacenka7394
    @brodymacenka7394 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This level of malding at the skill issue of the one player who can't do anything right reminds me of the good old days where my friend group played SD2 all the time lol

    • @brodymacenka7394
      @brodymacenka7394 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also only 1 1/2 hours? Our record back in the day was almost 3 full hours of bleeding eachother dry. By the 2 hour mark the chat would be dead as everyone just stared at their screens but then the final desperate maneuvers would take place and those last 5-10 minutes would be the most fun I've ever had in SD2.

  • @matthewoakes5074
    @matthewoakes5074 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    this immensely reminds me of that time I almost made floojoe drop out of the CoH2 tournament by beating his ass so hard as the US

    • @Supercohboy
      @Supercohboy ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So relatable, the US snowball is real.

    • @floojoe8328
      @floojoe8328 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I remember

    • @candyjanusen7417
      @candyjanusen7417 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@floojoe8328 thank you for your service floojoe

  • @gamination1405
    @gamination1405 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Drastic times call for drastic measures, and God Floojoe is bad at math

  • @dontshootmex5588
    @dontshootmex5588 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Bo speaking German is my personal highlight of this video lmao

  • @rosalbafuda5234
    @rosalbafuda5234 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I really hope you bring even Wargame Red Dragon one day, i really wonder how much funny it is with you and the boyz play it XD

    • @randombrit4504
      @randombrit4504 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      If Swimmy is exposed to Wargame general chat, he will ascend into a level beyond swigma male.

    • @MapleMan1984
      @MapleMan1984 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@randombrit4504 He's a swigger

  • @TubChampion
    @TubChampion ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Most Neutral Swedish Person: 0:08

  • @bencurran3204
    @bencurran3204 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    ran out of infantry an hour back and still pushed the best tank division back all the way

  • @LordGoblin9876
    @LordGoblin9876 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Looking at those stats at the end, its a miracle Lowee didn't actually manage to take all of Floojoe's flank and come up on your ass

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way Swimmy said "W-what are you basing this 'feeling' on?" was perfect, lol

  • @spiderraccoon7869
    @spiderraccoon7869 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “It’s like watching children fight in Berlin”
    Never change, Swimmy xD

  • @GodSpeedYouCamus
    @GodSpeedYouCamus ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Another Floojoe hard carry 😎😎

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Another good ol' chaotic Bokoen video as always great work as always!

  • @EnSayne987
    @EnSayne987 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Schwedenzug means Swedish platoon which in this case is 3 squads. It's based on a real platoon of Swedes that were in the real division

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 ปีที่แล้ว

      For some reason I thought I heard bo call them 'Swedish Cock'

    • @EnSayne987
      @EnSayne987 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aaroncabatingan5238 No but I'm sure he enjoys that

  • @ladamilitarizado327
    @ladamilitarizado327 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "He decided to only fight over a strip of land reaching about 100-200 meters. Even there he failed to advance"
    Russo-Ukranian war reference

  • @christophernoneya4635
    @christophernoneya4635 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You should give warno (the cold war equivalent) a try. Its a lot of fun and personally I prefer it. I'm not sure how I feel about them increasing ttk moving forward but right now combat distance feels much larger, scouting feels more important, and vehicles feel so good (and varied).

    • @soviet_tank_lover
      @soviet_tank_lover ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has on stream i think he even played it for an hour or so two days ago

    • @ElpredatorGYRO
      @ElpredatorGYRO ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He can't even use attack move, are you sure he needs to check another RTS ?

    • @christophernoneya4635
      @christophernoneya4635 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ElpredatorGYRO lmao true, but this is the same engine/same devs/same controls. He'll be just as incompetent, no less no more

    • @ElpredatorGYRO
      @ElpredatorGYRO ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christophernoneya4635 I don't know if I really enjoy a one-eyed telling a blind he sucks. Spoiler alert : they all suck.

  • @voorhoofd_
    @voorhoofd_ ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Another Floojoe masterclass

  • @Nickster183k
    @Nickster183k ปีที่แล้ว +55

    To be fair, it looks like he was absorbing an equal amount of Russians on his narrow frontage. Him fixing large enemies in place on a non important front, allowed you and swimmy to dominate the majority of the map

    • @Vuda22
      @Vuda22 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Eh not really since Lowee could still send units to help Cho king against Bo while Bo had to send a lot of units just to make sure Floojoe's front didn't collapse

    • @Theo-vn9hm
      @Theo-vn9hm ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was losing so many Panthers, they were way too close

  • @janmantsch8468
    @janmantsch8468 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    and here you see the right front consisting of a garden fence and a polite sign telling you to stop

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Bo very quickly brushed past the end screen showing floojoe with more kills than bo. This does nothing but support my theory that floojoe is actually a mastermind genius, and had it all planned out from the start.

    • @Red_Pee
      @Red_Pee ปีที่แล้ว

      Bobg content farm moment

    • @magni5648
      @magni5648 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mena the one that showed floojoe with the highest losses and the only one on the team with a negative k/d?

    • @munk6576
      @munk6576 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magni5648 losses mean nothing if you win

    • @magni5648
      @magni5648 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@munk6576 Define winning. Because holding half the frontage you're supposed to and still getting your shit pushed in doesn't sound like winning.

    • @munk6576
      @munk6576 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magni5648 i meant generally speaking

  • @telekineticcomm
    @telekineticcomm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great vid. The steel division content is always top tier. Much love.

  • @februarywhiskeys
    @februarywhiskeys ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is Bo uploading videos faster or are the days going by faster? Im not complaining either way

  • @haufe012
    @haufe012 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It looks like Floo was holding until the last men. Dont move, just get hammered. So he was excactly doing what the Führer commands after 1944 and operation Bagration^^

  • @enderaxiss
    @enderaxiss ปีที่แล้ว +3

    im loving the steel division videos, thank you bo

  • @littleali689
    @littleali689 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Swedistan recon unit

  • @phill2065
    @phill2065 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mein Böe…Floojosteiners counter attack….

  • @Icke2070
    @Icke2070 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hearing boe talk danish/german (idk what it was, im german and i understood it) opened just another world for me. i see him with different eyes now

  • @sadstalin172
    @sadstalin172 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Floojoe in field marshal is gonna drain your entire army group in no time

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Behold the strategic brilliance of the Nords

  • @derpman116
    @derpman116 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Desperate times calls for desperate measures

  • @tir4344
    @tir4344 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bo did good, even with the deadweight on his team *cough* *floojoe* *cough*

  • @ArrangedKarma
    @ArrangedKarma ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dont hate Floojoe too much, Bo.
    He cant help that he eats dog food.

  • @bigcheese993
    @bigcheese993 ปีที่แล้ว

    This bideo is a super cut of Floojoe on the break of crying and Bo yelling

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Floojoe did nothing wrong. The Snake of Denmark strikes again

  • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
    @Galdenberry_Lamphuck ปีที่แล้ว

    "Best tank"
    Yeah in a perfect tank sniping scenario

  • @thecanadiankiwibirb4512
    @thecanadiankiwibirb4512 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Floojoe is the average Panzer divison player... Panthers and Panzergrens only, no combined arms....

  • @Resardiv
    @Resardiv ปีที่แล้ว +4

    DANSKJÄVEL!!!! Att du vanhedrar vårt vackra språk.

  • @megabotvideos
    @megabotvideos ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i need more steel division 2 memeries

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:24 That sounds like Gigan flying.

  • @OlafJorigson
    @OlafJorigson ปีที่แล้ว

    When Bo was starting to Ghetto Talk in german, I was like: "Cool, aber bitte aggressiver."

  • @benfrank9622
    @benfrank9622 ปีที่แล้ว

    Flojoe really can't say he's bad at the game and needs help from anyone.

  • @CookieCommandGaming
    @CookieCommandGaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    in defense of floojoe, Lehr does struggle against infantry storms. But, it also is pretty good as a division, so the defense ends here.

  • @xxdeksunnyxx3024
    @xxdeksunnyxx3024 ปีที่แล้ว

    man, it's not even a minute-thirty into the video, and Bo is just insulting peoples mothers in Hightheetch xD

  • @brianboru9937
    @brianboru9937 ปีที่แล้ว

    "it's disgusting!" - says the Dane!!! 🤢

  • @evansmith5161
    @evansmith5161 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved watching the stream

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I thought it was going to be a swap side issue."
    Ah, Truly the Romanians and Italians linked by more than romance languages.

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it that because of historic online games, people start to learn German ='D

  • @Vekhh
    @Vekhh ปีที่แล้ว

    Well Floojo holding 15% of map is called "Schwerpunkt"

  • @fyodordmitrenko622
    @fyodordmitrenko622 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Floojoe role-playing Italy in WW1?

    • @fyodordmitrenko622
      @fyodordmitrenko622 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wasting significant resources over a relarively small area with little to no territorial return

  • @BloodyCrow__
    @BloodyCrow__ ปีที่แล้ว

    Bo pushing against 1.5 players floojoe with .5 players against him **unintelligible screaming**

  • @KingofDiamonds117
    @KingofDiamonds117 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Heavy tanks hate him! The best thing about this game is smoke artillery and smoke mortars. nobody knows how to counter it! just smoke spam the front line and push with infantry! Gauranteed win!

  • @jam8539
    @jam8539 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    honestly looking a the kills losses, Floojoe didnt do so bad, he got outplayed defo but he hit them hard and Lowee couldnt have been the only one fighting him either

  • @Poderism
    @Poderism ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was an epic game

  • @h21lad13
    @h21lad13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is no right front only a right barricade

  • @dudududu1926
    @dudududu1926 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is the guy with the armoured deck fight in a forest zone? He and Bo should've switch place.

  • @generellconfusion2592
    @generellconfusion2592 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a German I am both laughing and vomiting over boes german.

  • @leafboy3967
    @leafboy3967 ปีที่แล้ว

    floojoe was hilarious to watch

  • @sumonesumwhere6351
    @sumonesumwhere6351 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chad swedish recon unit

  • @Warius5
    @Warius5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really enjoying the SD content, any chance you guys will play WARNO?

  • @KingEddo8
    @KingEddo8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Floojoe = Generel Wetherby
    If you know you know.

  • @paweostrowski8400
    @paweostrowski8400 ปีที่แล้ว

    No step forward 🙃

  • @megazero952
    @megazero952 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    holy shit massive skills isssue from floojoe

  • @olejnik5165
    @olejnik5165 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish u would play wargame red dragon lol

  • @TotallyNotTimothyMcVeigh
    @TotallyNotTimothyMcVeigh ปีที่แล้ว

    cmon panther, do tank kill

  • @dugong_678
    @dugong_678 ปีที่แล้ว

    Will you guys ever play Warno?

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did 2 days ago!

    • @dugong_678
      @dugong_678 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bokoen1 I'm excited already

  • @ethanmcfarland8240
    @ethanmcfarland8240 ปีที่แล้ว

    what factions are in this game?

  • @mathieubronsema8664
    @mathieubronsema8664 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What mod is that

  • @weeshooting0978
    @weeshooting0978 ปีที่แล้ว

    What did he say at the end of the video?

  • @Lykyk
    @Lykyk ปีที่แล้ว

    Flojo won this game for you.

  • @brendanworthington3888
    @brendanworthington3888 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another victory like that and the German army won't exist anymore.

  • @fabriziocossio3336
    @fabriziocossio3336 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Russians losing many tanks and just having even more tanks in reserve ready
    ..yeap, historically accurate

    • @sithtrooper1948
      @sithtrooper1948 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quantity over Quality

    • @MapleMan1984
      @MapleMan1984 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sithtrooper1948 It's more about a balance of both really, but yeah.

    • @sithtrooper1948
      @sithtrooper1948 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MapleMan1984 I’m outta line but sorta right XD

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 ปีที่แล้ว

    How u lost so many panthers

  • @Zeitgeist2000
    @Zeitgeist2000 ปีที่แล้ว

    still waiting on more vic 3 shillkoen1

  • @rylandsorensen5748
    @rylandsorensen5748 ปีที่แล้ว

    bo give meeeeeeeeeeeeeee that vid. what did you think i was gonna say huuuuuuu

  • @commanderkei9537
    @commanderkei9537 ปีที่แล้ว

    Floojoe got more kill points than you Bo…

  • @Albinospenguin
    @Albinospenguin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Weeeee steel division

  • @TheNefaritoriousOne
    @TheNefaritoriousOne ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anyone else feel the audio is pretty unbalanced? I turn up the audio to hear the others when they talk but get absolutely earblasted when Bo speaks afterwards.

  • @commiethonk6026
    @commiethonk6026 ปีที่แล้ว

    based lowee carry

  • @guacamoleman3253
    @guacamoleman3253 ปีที่แล้ว

    the frontline is diffrent from the map

  • @Planefan1000
    @Planefan1000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Swedish troops in the Wehrmacht were actually a real thing! The 5th SS Panzer Division _Viking_ was made up of foreign volunteers from Belgium, Netherlands and the Scandinavian countries. Swedes are also known to have served in the 11th SS Panzergrenadier Division _Nordland_ -- in any effect it was a clandestine affair owing to Sweden's official stance of neutrality.

  • @eebergkamen
    @eebergkamen ปีที่แล้ว

    Bo speaking german fells illegal

  • @StarfishBean
    @StarfishBean ปีที่แล้ว

    YES!

  • @isimiel3405
    @isimiel3405 ปีที่แล้ว

    god danm and i thought i sucked ass at steel div

  • @billrich9722
    @billrich9722 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I hear are memes and undeserved sas.

  • @simondurr4142
    @simondurr4142 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to 1v1 you

  • @SavageHunter1112
    @SavageHunter1112 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, shout at your team mates for being incompetent instead of helping them figure out what they are doing wrong and fixing it. That will really help the cohesion and strategy.

  • @maltewoltering2064
    @maltewoltering2064 ปีที่แล้ว

    Verynice :)

  • @Skautcz05
    @Skautcz05 ปีที่แล้ว

    And this is why u need to play Steel Division 2. just show some dummy how to play it!

  • @gameenthusiast12
    @gameenthusiast12 ปีที่แล้ว

    ayy