I got pulled at 145 but the trooper didn't hit me with radar. I didn't act stupid or try to weasel my way out of it. I just said sorry and he gave a at ticket for 80 and let me go. Could have went to jail that night lol I should have made him laugh. Maybe I wouldn't have got the ticket for 80. And it was in a 55
One response that I never had the guts to use is "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, sir, this speedometer only goes up to 120. How fast *was* I going?"
If you have friends in the car, you all need to look at each other and start betting on the correct speed, putting money in the middle, than looking at the cop like in a game show and he has to give the correct answer.
I had a 1961 Dodge, it registered up to 130 MPH on the speedo. It had a vibration at 130, but if you kept pushing, it went away. I never got stopped in it, but it was a mechanic modified car, with torqueflite. it could reach 110 in "2nd" gear. The guy who had it before me rebuilt the trans so it was 1.46, 2nd was 1.1 and top gear was a 23% overdrive. It was the most fun I ever had as a teenager. I am positive it would have gotten me arrested, except for the fact it was faster than the highway patrol pursuit 440's. By the time one of them saw me I had already passed 130, and let it run until I was in the next town, where I ducked into a driveway and laid down for 10 minutes, then drove legally back home.
I got stopped doing 96mph coming back from the cinema a few years ago. Cop asked where I'd been and I said the gf had dragged me to see Twilight. He then replied "well thats punishment enough" and let me off! (Actually a true story)
UXXV k (This is why you don’t buy a 2000 Subaru WRX)so I was pretty much rally driving in rural South Carolina and I got pulled over and the cop says, “What The Hell Are You Doing?” I say, “Just practicing.” And he replies,” let’s test that theory.” And he also doesn’t give me points on my license and I win.
I got pulled over and they searched my car. I had a set of expensive Taylor ceramic spark plug wire boots on the passenger seat, My buddy had a special tool for cutting the wires and somehow all the boots ended up in my daily. The officer insisted that they were crack pipes and was trying to arrest me for selling them. I argued and argued with him but he wasn't having any of it, Finally the police chief showed up and straightened everything out... Its amazing how non car people don't understand some things.
I could see that but at the same time I think it also had to do with the fact that that officer had never seen a real crack pipe in his life lol, I'm not a car guy but to me they're obviously not crack pipes. Glad it worked out though.
I was going through customs down on the Tex-Mex boarder with an empty trailer. They stop me and ask me what I had in the back, and I said "Sailboat Fuel." they didn't think it was funny lol, took me an hour to get through
My favorite one was when I got pulled over doing 143 in a 65. Cop came up to the window and asked why I thought going so fast was a good idea. I said, without missing a beat, "I paid for the whole damn speedometer, I'm gonna use the whole damn speedometer" and it caught him off guard to the point where he lost his composure for a good 5 minutes, just giggling like a school girl every time he tried to talk to me. And that's how I got out of a ticket from the CHP at 3:30 in the morning
I once got pulled over and the cop said that I was speeding, I said, "is that wrong?" in the most cheesy way possible. She laughed and gave me a warning :D
Well, you can't go full sarcasm. You have to make it just smarmy enough to let the cop know, that you know what you did was wrong, but also at the same time pull the cutesy "did I do that??" of Steve Urkel fame.
I got pulled over for speeding on the highway with there's no one in front of me and barely any traffic on a Sunday morning, my mom and sister were in the car and would not stop laughing that I got pulled over. My mom rubbing it in my face saying "I told you when you had your permit not to speed". That Wednesday with my sister gets pulled over in a friend's car for holding up traffic, but everyone said she did nothing wrong (but the cop who was very upset), but I should be ashamed of myself.
Haven't been pulled over by the cops since I watched this so I had to try "I need some help with the two dead hookers in the trunk" last time the McDonald's Drive Thru lady asked how she could help me. She didn't laugh.
Of course she didn't laugh. You used it on the wrong person. The punchline is supposed to be funny to someone who can arrest you. If you say that you have dead prostitutes in your trunk, it's either going to piss off a cop, or make them laugh
Why would you say that to a drive thru attendant? That is so weird and not funny I don't think even the most cheerful employee would laugh. It's just not funny in that situation
Personally I'm not fully into cars, and as much as I'd love to own one, being in Australia (and a casual employee at that) I doubt I'd be able to ever get a lamb or 'rari or something, I still find these videos very interesting. I've had these on auto-play for the last hour or 2 and it amazes me the kind of shit you guys have gone through, it overtakes my experiences as a retail employee by far
Even though I absolutely love Ed and Randy and all the rest and want more of their stories, I don't think there's anyone who is currently as funny as Doug. I didn't know I could laugh for 11 minutes straight. Keep up the good work guys!
Anon don't listen to this guy xD do crazy shit, Doug is one of the only guys who tells his stories lol ive had plenty like that and they keep piling up
One night, I got out of the movies with my brother. My brother was driving with his wife in the passenger seat. He blew a red light and farted. A cop pulls us over and gets to his window. He says "I smell alcohol, were you drinking?". His wife leans over and says "Officer...he farted 30 seconds before you pulled us over, you are smelling the popcorn he ate at the movies". Everyone started laughing. We got off the ticket. That is true. Make a cop laugh you get off. He even told us we made his night.
@@Lenjoker - YOU SEE, with your poor judgment, and use of foul language, nobody has thought your comment too be worth their time! Perhaps, changing YOUR choice of using disrespectful profanity, might have been a FAR BETTER Idea.
codenamecordon it’s not really super exciting how it all went down but I was just in the roundabout and had finished up my little drift with a few buddies in my 05 g35 it was like 1am so nobody was around and the cop was hiding behind this little utility building near by and heard me and pulled me over and just lectured me and told me he was my age once and I’m like I’m sorry officer it won’t happen again and he let me go lol
I drive a ‘66 vw beetle. Definitely not fast or a cop magnet. However it is so light that if I just go a little fast and swing the back end, I can drift 3/4 through a roundabout. I did this once at 1:00am coming home from work. I didn’t see the cop on the other side until I was finished. I don’t know if his shift was over or what, but we made brief eye contact as we drove by each other (the roundabout was well lit) and we both continued in opposite directions.
"if you can make a cop laugh, you have a great chance of getting off of a ticket" this is true! i got pulled over for my exhaust and when i apologized to the officer about "my rice rocket with the loud fart can" he laughed out loud and let me off after telling me to get a quieter one.
My dad has a great cop story: Back in 1957 he was pulling out of the high-school parking lot impressing his girlfriend by lighting the tires up for a couple of hundred feet. The cop pulls him over. My dad replys he hit some loose pee gravel. The cop starts laughing and states he should fine him $1 dollar for every feet of rubber he just layed down. Long story short they had a great laugh and my dad didn't get fined.
Got pulled for 79 in a 55 in Iowa 2 weeks after getting my learners permit. Just joked around with the trooper and got off. making them smile is a great strategy lmao.
It's really not difficult to get out of a ticket if you aren't a total douche bag. The fact of the matter is that cops deal with belligerent assholes all day long. If you get pulled over and start with the "I know my rights" bullshit, you're getting a fucking ticket every single time. But if you are respectful (not even necessarily funny) and don't have a mile-long list of traffic citations, they will usually let you go without a ticket. I've been pulled over twice (I never do anything too crazy, but I also never drive as slow as the speed limit) and was given just a warning both times.
Alex S Exactly. I treated him with the upmost respect (hands on the wheel, keys on the dashboard), was very honest, and just relaxed. In return he treated me with respect. It’s terrible to see them get treated like shit for doing their job.
My favorite conversation with an angry officer went "Son do you know how fast you were going?!?!" to which I answered, "No sir, the speedometer stops at 85!" The officer bursts into laughter, turns around, gets back in his car and drives away.
one time a cop pulled me over on a 20 year old Nissan altima , when I asked him why he said "because one of your brake lights is out ! do you ahve any idea why!?" I sarcastically responded "heck this is a 20 year old car, I am surprised that it is the only thing out" he gave me a look,.half pissed , half wanting to laugh, he sent me off with a warning lol..
In a crazy snowstorm in upstate Ny, I did a perfect drift across a big intersection at 2am. I'm completely sideways and look over and there is a campus police hiding in the corner of a parking lot. He pulls me over and asked me what happened. I shit you not, I said I did it completely on purpose and I couldn't just leave a chance to drift in a foot of fresh powder. He smiled and said it was a impressive drift and told me to take it easy the rest of the night. And let me go. Thank you Cornell cop. Lol
I had an old 97 Concorde. I was drinking a can of Sam's Cola. Mind you this was at 230 in the morning. I was cruising at about 70 mph. Out of nowhere I see red and blue. I thought great what did i do now -_- so i pull over and he walks around my car taps on my window and asks for my license and registration. I said hey before i give them to you i want to know why you pulled me over. He said have you been drinking? I said yes sir, i been drinking Sam's Cola. He said you know what im sorry to have bothered you have a nice night. I got more cop stories if anyone wants to hear them
I have a retired detectives Crown Vic. There are so many stories I could tell. One was coming off of a street light, with two wannabe racers right beside me. NO BODY is passing me. I pulled into a donut shop parking lot. You could hear them tear out, I was busting a gut.
Back in 2013-14 I had a black 2007 cvpi, with dual spotlights. It had been freshly painted right before I bought it, so it looked like an unmarked trooper. It was both hilarious and infuriating to drive. Cops would wave at me, regular people flip me off once they realize I not a cop. If I was at the front at a red light, no other lanes would pass me after it turned green. On 2 lane roads, anybody I was behind would suddenly be going 2mph under the speed limit and holding up traffic. If I was cruising in the right lane on the highway nobody would pass me on the left, just stack up behind me. If you're in a hurry it's easy to get thru traffic, just put the turn signal on and people hit the brakes to let you over, lol
Love this guy's stories, more like this!! Craziest story that ever happened to me, is I finished up working on my car at around 3am so of course you take it out to make sure all the mods work right? So of course I blew past a cop coming the other way on a divided highway at around 170-ish. I said several bad words and kept checking my rear view mirror and was still in that, should I run or not phase. All of a sudden I look back and his headlights are pointed at the trees in the center of the road and I am like, "What the hell?" Then his car snapped around and he spun several times. I was like well he is going to be pissed and so I just took off. While I got away I was scared as hell he was going to track me down so I didn't drive for several weeks after that.
I literally had the same exact thing happened to me. I had seen the episode of cops where the guy was smuggling drugs and the cop came up and said “do you have any knives, guns, bombs, hand grenades or rocket launchers with you?” And the drivers response was straight face no officer not at all and of course he ended up having 26 pounds of weed. I got pulled over not long after that and the cop said the same exact thing “do you have any knives, guns, hand grenades, dead bodies in the car?“ And It clicked And immediately started laughing and said “yeah there’s two dead bodies and six rocket launchers in the trunk why is that illegal?” Knowing fully well that me and the four other passengers each had like a quarter ounce of weed in each of our pockets and sure enough he didn’t asked to search it nothing just gave me a speeding ticket and let me go on my way.
Yep, i recall this well in my stops. "Sir, you know why i stopped you?" "Well i do but i dont know about you." "i clocked you at 115 in a 70. There a reason behind your speed?" "Huh, well you clocked me when i was slowing down but otherwise im being a dumbass while you just so happen to be the only car ive seen in the last 30min and cresting a hill right when i decide to do a pull." Just the look of shock in his face was pricless..
I think this is the 5th time I’ve watched this,,,, watch most of vinwiki more than once,, you guys are a great group of guys giving great Info,,, THANKS
Much like Doug I have my own streak of getting pulled over...although only 3 times, two of them were in the same night in a friends CLK500...within 10 minutes of each other! I'll try the dead hooker gag next time!
a friend of mine was going 50k over which is a big deal where im from. the passenger was casually doing a wheres waldo and the cop asks''is that a wheres waldo " guy says yes and cop lets them go with a warning
I was pulled over in a 1959 Ford f600 grain truck for doing 95 in a 70 i was only on a farmers permit and my grandpa was riding with me and the speedometer doesn't work so my grandpa and i switched seats because the cop couldn't see who was driving or if we were switching seats
Several of these are stock images. Example, his stunt driver story says it was at night time with some crown vics, but the picture is daytime with Impalas.
Funny thing is the small town in Ohio thing im from a small town and the double cop thing is real but I'm from around brown county ohio (southern Ohio)
Cop stories are the best stories. I went through an intersection the other night as the stoplight was turning red. State trooper saw me in the dark so he pulls through a different red light to follow me as I'm getting on a highway. He let me go after staying on me for a few miles. I was sweating like crazy.
Got pulled over once, I was speeding so I thought great another ticket. He came up to the window and asked about the plastic bag I had laying on the passenger side seat to start with. I smiled while on the inside thinking getting a ticket anyway might as well have fun with it. So I pick up the bag and tell the officer that I just got the best hook up I ever found, this is some of the best pot (pause) holders around. His face went from pure joy to laughter and told me to get the f out of here. Never even got around to asking for licenses or righting speeding ticket. My mother had made me pot holders for a house warming gift. I still have those but don't use them they hang on the wall, as I can look at them and smile no matter the day.
"if you like that story, it's time to make one of your own"
*Gets arrested*
I was about to get a ticket for doing burnouts until my engine blew up the cop just laughed then took off
you can have your own stories but you need to be good at having fun lol
@ the fuck does that mean?....
@@coleharvey3620 it means there are things that people find fun, that aren't fun. Such as superhero movies, etc.
Buy yourself a Lambo or Ferrari and go down to Italy, the police won’t touch you
“The clutch slipped”
“Crap hes not buying this”
I let u catch up actully we all deserve to win..Once n s while....
Of course I had stolen the cones but not that same night lmao
“Of course I stole the cones, just not that night” I died 😂
This guy has some of the best stories.
I got pulled at 145 but the trooper didn't hit me with radar. I didn't act stupid or try to weasel my way out of it. I just said sorry and he gave a at ticket for 80 and let me go. Could have went to jail that night lol I should have made him laugh. Maybe I wouldn't have got the ticket for 80. And it was in a 55
Underscorer yeah
P WrightisRight fr
Underscorer than*
P WrightisRight I couldn’t agree more 😂😂
One response that I never had the guts to use is "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, sir, this speedometer only goes up to 120. How fast *was* I going?"
I always say "I paid for the whole speedometer I'm going to use the whole speedometer"
Shalor McKee this is the most amazing comment I’ve ever read in my life
If you have friends in the car, you all need to look at each other and start betting on the correct speed, putting money in the middle, than looking at the cop like in a game show and he has to give the correct answer.
I had a 1961 Dodge, it registered up to 130 MPH on the speedo. It had a vibration at 130, but if you kept pushing, it went away. I never got stopped in it, but it was a mechanic modified car, with torqueflite. it could reach 110 in "2nd" gear. The guy who had it before me rebuilt the trans so it was 1.46, 2nd was 1.1 and top gear was a 23% overdrive. It was the most fun I ever had as a teenager. I am positive it would have gotten me arrested, except for the fact it was faster than the highway patrol pursuit 440's. By the time one of them saw me I had already passed 130, and let it run until I was in the next town, where I ducked into a driveway and laid down for 10 minutes, then drove legally back home.
I got stopped doing 96mph coming back from the cinema a few years ago. Cop asked where I'd been and I said the gf had dragged me to see Twilight. He then replied "well thats punishment enough" and let me off! (Actually a true story)
UXXV GENIUS
Amazing!
UXXV k (This is why you don’t buy a 2000 Subaru WRX)so I was pretty much rally driving in rural South Carolina and I got pulled over and the cop says, “What The Hell Are You Doing?” I say, “Just practicing.” And he replies,” let’s test that theory.” And he also doesn’t give me points on my license and I win.
slm2gamer slm2gamer LMAOOO Subaru? Wtf? Why waste your money on that?
Hold My Beer It had no rust on it and I got the Subaru WRX and my dad sold it to me.
"The speed limit shouldn't apply after midnight" oml 😂
This guy. I like this guy.
Clint Gliford why is nobody replying
Huh. This comment was posted 2 years ago, and I am the third person to comment... the two before me are 2 hours and one week ago.
Charles Graber hm
I shall be the fifth comment in this chain
I shall be the sixth.
I got pulled over and they searched my car. I had a set of expensive Taylor ceramic spark plug wire boots on the passenger seat, My buddy had a special tool for cutting the wires and somehow all the boots ended up in my daily. The officer insisted that they were crack pipes and was trying to arrest me for selling them. I argued and argued with him but he wasn't having any of it, Finally the police chief showed up and straightened everything out... Its amazing how non car people don't understand some things.
I could see that but at the same time I think it also had to do with the fact that that officer had never seen a real crack pipe in his life lol, I'm not a car guy but to me they're obviously not crack pipes. Glad it worked out though.
This guy has some winners. Glad you found him.
Brett Bilger for some reason I read Wieners
Brett Bilger Congrats I’m your 620th like have a nice day
i thought you said weiners!
1000th like
I was going through customs down on the Tex-Mex boarder with an empty trailer. They stop me and ask me what I had in the back, and I said "Sailboat Fuel." they didn't think it was funny lol, took me an hour to get through
Yeah you don't even try that shit with customs officers because you know the smallest joke you'll do is going to completely backfire against you lmao
"Hey Sarge, he said he had sailboat fuel but the trailer is empty. What should I do?"
Sail boat fuel! 🤣 You know that stuff works as blinker fluid too, you don't need to buy 2 different products! 🤣
A speed limit is a requirement, up until you pass it, then it's just a suggestion.
Life hacks
Interesting comment coming from a sloth
@@lzxdi25 i was like what the hell do you mean with that.... 2 mins later oh ahhahaha
Facts
I usually do 5 over
I’ve been told the same thing, it was put this way “you wouldn’t give a friend a ticket, so you have about 3 minutes to make the cop your friend”
Cops-Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver-Well Heck Yea! But if you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you.
*gets shot five times
*gets arrested and car is impounded
Well sir that depends on how long you been following me.
True
My favorite one was when I got pulled over doing 143 in a 65. Cop came up to the window and asked why I thought going so fast was a good idea. I said, without missing a beat, "I paid for the whole damn speedometer, I'm gonna use the whole damn speedometer" and it caught him off guard to the point where he lost his composure for a good 5 minutes, just giggling like a school girl every time he tried to talk to me. And that's how I got out of a ticket from the CHP at 3:30 in the morning
I once got pulled over and the cop said that I was speeding, I said, "is that wrong?" in the most cheesy way possible. She laughed and gave me a warning :D
That's a good one; I may have to steal that
You have to say it really REALLY cheesy though, otherwise they cop could get mad... Ask me how I know LOL
Well, you can't go full sarcasm. You have to make it just smarmy enough to let the cop know, that you know what you did was wrong, but also at the same time pull the cutesy "did I do that??" of Steve Urkel fame.
Gearhead Daily wow I’m surprised bc when ever I get pulled over the majority of the girl cops are assholes
I got pulled over for speeding on the highway with there's no one in front of me and barely any traffic on a Sunday morning, my mom and sister were in the car and would not stop laughing that I got pulled over. My mom rubbing it in my face saying "I told you when you had your permit not to speed".
That Wednesday with my sister gets pulled over in a friend's car for holding up traffic, but everyone said she did nothing wrong (but the cop who was very upset), but I should be ashamed of myself.
The Cop Whisperer
quietpianist Congrats I’m your 15th like have a nice day
All very well told. I wish I was a professionally trained stunt driver!
Why don't you just go to a race track?
Got pulled over for the first time, 74 in a 55. Used this advice, and got put of the ticket. THANKS!!!!!!!!
Haven't been pulled over by the cops since I watched this so I had to try "I need some help with the two dead hookers in the trunk" last time the McDonald's Drive Thru lady asked how she could help me. She didn't laugh.
Of course she didn't laugh. You used it on the wrong person. The punchline is supposed to be funny to someone who can arrest you. If you say that you have dead prostitutes in your trunk, it's either going to piss off a cop, or make them laugh
@@nicholasbolton5554 WOOSH
Why would you say that to a drive thru attendant? That is so weird and not funny I don't think even the most cheerful employee would laugh. It's just not funny in that situation
Personally I'm not fully into cars, and as much as I'd love to own one, being in Australia (and a casual employee at that) I doubt I'd be able to ever get a lamb or 'rari or something, I still find these videos very interesting. I've had these on auto-play for the last hour or 2 and it amazes me the kind of shit you guys have gone through, it overtakes my experiences as a retail employee by far
Even though I absolutely love Ed and Randy and all the rest and want more of their stories, I don't think there's anyone who is currently as funny as Doug. I didn't know I could laugh for 11 minutes straight. Keep up the good work guys!
Anon If you laughed for 11 minutes straight, there may be something wrong with you...
There's a lot wrong with me :(
Anon don't listen to this guy xD do crazy shit, Doug is one of the only guys who tells his stories lol ive had plenty like that and they keep piling up
Cop - Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me - Because I let you
One night, I got out of the movies with my brother. My brother was driving with his wife in the passenger seat. He blew a red light and farted. A cop pulls us over and gets to his window. He says "I smell alcohol, were you drinking?". His wife leans over and says "Officer...he farted 30 seconds before you pulled us over, you are smelling the popcorn he ate at the movies". Everyone started laughing. We got off the ticket. That is true. Make a cop laugh you get off. He even told us we made his night.
That's a shitty comment....lol
Next time I’ll remember to shit myself before I get pulled over
@@jtyree0226 I don't know why, but this one made me break down and cry because of laughter 😂
Hahaha😂😂😂!!! Jus gave me a fuckinhernia goddamnit!!!
@@Lenjoker - YOU SEE, with your poor judgment, and use of foul language, nobody has thought your comment too be worth their time!
Perhaps, changing YOUR choice of using disrespectful profanity, might have been a FAR BETTER Idea.
“Heck yeah but if you don’t know i’m not gonna tell you” that was hilarious😂😂😂😂
"Which of course I had stolen the cones earlier just not that night" 😂I lost it.....
“The clutch slipped” I lost it 😂
I'm a simple man, I see a new VINwiki video, I slap the like button. Loving the cop stories!!
Austin Burton Congrats 25th like have a nice day
Pleasa do more with this guy!
I’ve never gotten out of a speeding ticket but I have gotten out of a ticket for drifting through a roundabout lol
Skyace 95 that's fucking awesome
How did that go down?
codenamecordon it’s not really super exciting how it all went down but I was just in the roundabout and had finished up my little drift with a few buddies in my 05 g35 it was like 1am so nobody was around and the cop was hiding behind this little utility building near by and heard me and pulled me over and just lectured me and told me he was my age once and I’m like I’m sorry officer it won’t happen again and he let me go lol
Two months later doing it agaia
I drive a ‘66 vw beetle. Definitely not fast or a cop magnet. However it is so light that if I just go a little fast and swing the back end, I can drift 3/4 through a roundabout. I did this once at 1:00am coming home from work. I didn’t see the cop on the other side until I was finished. I don’t know if his shift was over or what, but we made brief eye contact as we drove by each other (the roundabout was well lit) and we both continued in opposite directions.
😂😂. the fitting of the outro. “like that story? well it’s time to make one of your own”
“Give them a scare, arrest them” 😂😂😂😂
"I guess you'll just have to mail me one then." MAYBE I WILL!!! 🤣
"if you can make a cop laugh, you have a great chance of getting off of a ticket"
this is true! i got pulled over for my exhaust and when i apologized to the officer about "my rice rocket with the loud fart can" he laughed out loud and let me off after telling me to get a quieter one.
I got pulled over and my friend told the officer these aren't the droids you are looking for.
My dad has a great cop story: Back in 1957 he was pulling out of the high-school parking lot impressing his girlfriend by lighting the tires up for a couple of hundred feet. The cop pulls him over. My dad replys he hit some loose pee gravel. The cop starts laughing and states he should fine him $1 dollar for every feet of rubber he just layed down. Long story short they had a great laugh and my dad didn't get fined.
In Manchester, Ct it's 5 bucks a foot! The ol' Chevelle was a pretty expensive car! lol
Foot pedal ebrake has me dead
Wait what
That is a real thing
1987jeepyj it’s a real thing
It’s called an analog handbrake I think
I actually had to google it. I had no idea they existed, but then again I'm Aussie and Nothing here has them.
That 10-15 minute rule is one I’ve always stuck with.
Got pulled for 79 in a 55 in Iowa 2 weeks after getting my learners permit. Just joked around with the trooper and got off. making them smile is a great strategy lmao.
Gardner Hatch
Learner’s permit? Were your parents in the car? Lmao
It's really not difficult to get out of a ticket if you aren't a total douche bag. The fact of the matter is that cops deal with belligerent assholes all day long. If you get pulled over and start with the "I know my rights" bullshit, you're getting a fucking ticket every single time. But if you are respectful (not even necessarily funny) and don't have a mile-long list of traffic citations, they will usually let you go without a ticket. I've been pulled over twice (I never do anything too crazy, but I also never drive as slow as the speed limit) and was given just a warning both times.
Alex S Exactly. I treated him with the upmost respect (hands on the wheel, keys on the dashboard), was very honest, and just relaxed. In return he treated me with respect. It’s terrible to see them get treated like shit for doing their job.
Alex S Also 79 in a 55 was in the middle of nowhere in Iowa, where most people were driving 70ish, i had just passed someone and was on the slowdown.
Gardner Hatch WHY THE HELL WERE YOU DOING 79 IN A 55?!?
I had to do the same thing in my Ford Taurus when I wanted to “drift” as a teenager. Great stories. Thanks for sharing
First thing I do is like the video cause these stories are always good
My favorite conversation with an angry officer went "Son do you know how fast you were going?!?!" to which I answered, "No sir, the speedometer stops at 85!" The officer bursts into laughter, turns around, gets back in his car and drives away.
need to get rob spaghetti on here, must have gobs of stories from the superspeeder days
Kofi *spaghett
Kofi Congrats I’m your 85th like have a nice day
one time a cop pulled me over on a 20 year old Nissan altima , when I asked him why he said "because one of your brake lights is out ! do you ahve any idea why!?" I sarcastically responded "heck this is a 20 year old car, I am surprised that it is the only thing out" he gave me a look,.half pissed , half wanting to laugh, he sent me off with a warning lol..
Good approach
"If you liked that story, then it's time to make one of your own."
NO THANKS IM GOOD LMAO
RadarDash yeah. I've made more than a few of my own, and they pretty well all seem to end up with jail.
Lmfaoooo
Has that ever actually worked
“Heck yeah but if you don’t I’m not gunna tell you”
Best channel on youtube.
In a crazy snowstorm in upstate Ny, I did a perfect drift across a big intersection at 2am. I'm completely sideways and look over and there is a campus police hiding in the corner of a parking lot. He pulls me over and asked me what happened. I shit you not, I said I did it completely on purpose and I couldn't just leave a chance to drift in a foot of fresh powder. He smiled and said it was a impressive drift and told me to take it easy the rest of the night. And let me go. Thank you Cornell cop. Lol
I bet Doug has some great stories from stunt driving school
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This guy is an absolute legend. I bet it was fun to be friends with Doug back in the day!
I can watch this guy all day he has the best stories tbh
him and ed
Snoopy4156 Congrats I’m your 15th like have a nice day
Cop: I've been waiting on you all day..
My friends cousin: well I was trying to get her as fast as I could.
I had an old 97 Concorde. I was drinking a can of Sam's Cola. Mind you this was at 230 in the morning. I was cruising at about 70 mph. Out of nowhere I see red and blue. I thought great what did i do now -_- so i pull over and he walks around my car taps on my window and asks for my license and registration. I said hey before i give them to you i want to know why you pulled me over. He said have you been drinking? I said yes sir, i been drinking Sam's Cola. He said you know what im sorry to have bothered you have a nice night. I got more cop stories if anyone wants to hear them
Nate31891 oh man. so he thought you were having a beer?
Nicholas Zivich yeah haha. I wasnt mad or anything i found it funny.
tell more
I uploaded one. Its on my channel
I have a retired detectives Crown Vic. There are so many stories I could tell. One was coming off of a street light, with two wannabe racers right beside me. NO BODY is passing me. I pulled into a donut shop parking lot. You could hear them tear out, I was busting a gut.
Back in 2013-14 I had a black 2007 cvpi, with dual spotlights. It had been freshly painted right before I bought it, so it looked like an unmarked trooper. It was both hilarious and infuriating to drive. Cops would wave at me, regular people flip me off once they realize I not a cop. If I was at the front at a red light, no other lanes would pass me after it turned green.
On 2 lane roads, anybody I was behind would suddenly be going 2mph under the speed limit and holding up traffic. If I was cruising in the right lane on the highway nobody would pass me on the left, just stack up behind me.
If you're in a hurry it's easy to get thru traffic, just put the turn signal on and people hit the brakes to let you over, lol
Always makes my day when you guys upload an interesting story!
Love this guy's stories, more like this!! Craziest story that ever happened to me, is I finished up working on my car at around 3am so of course you take it out to make sure all the mods work right? So of course I blew past a cop coming the other way on a divided highway at around 170-ish. I said several bad words and kept checking my rear view mirror and was still in that, should I run or not phase. All of a sudden I look back and his headlights are pointed at the trees in the center of the road and I am like, "What the hell?" Then his car snapped around and he spun several times. I was like well he is going to be pissed and so I just took off. While I got away I was scared as hell he was going to track me down so I didn't drive for several weeks after that.
Stories better than Ed!?!? Maybe?
doesn't have that ed voice tho that just makes the story better
Never
Good yes better ehehhh I don't quite think so. Rabbit Ed and then Doug
Nope but top 3
James F I’d remove rabbit,,,,, I can’t stand people like him.
I literally had the same exact thing happened to me. I had seen the episode of cops where the guy was smuggling drugs and the cop came up and said “do you have any knives, guns, bombs, hand grenades or rocket launchers with you?” And the drivers response was straight face no officer not at all and of course he ended up having 26 pounds of weed. I got pulled over not long after that and the cop said the same exact thing “do you have any knives, guns, hand grenades, dead bodies in the car?“ And It clicked And immediately started laughing and said “yeah there’s two dead bodies and six rocket launchers in the trunk why is that illegal?” Knowing fully well that me and the four other passengers each had like a quarter ounce of weed in each of our pockets and sure enough he didn’t asked to search it nothing just gave me a speeding ticket and let me go on my way.
Yep, i recall this well in my stops. "Sir, you know why i stopped you?" "Well i do but i dont know about you." "i clocked you at 115 in a 70. There a reason behind your speed?" "Huh, well you clocked me when i was slowing down but otherwise im being a dumbass while you just so happen to be the only car ive seen in the last 30min and cresting a hill right when i decide to do a pull." Just the look of shock in his face was pricless..
I think this is the 5th time I’ve watched this,,,, watch most of vinwiki more than once,, you guys are a great group of guys giving great Info,,, THANKS
Much like Doug I have my own streak of getting pulled over...although only 3 times, two of them were in the same night in a friends CLK500...within 10 minutes of each other! I'll try the dead hooker gag next time!
Dudes ears lighting up from the background light has me lmao!
These are the best stories👌🏼
I love the Red ears - beautifully back lit - great cameraman. LOL
"Boy, you know why I pulled you over?"
"Ofcourse officer, revenue generation"
"Step out of the vehicle sir...."
Fuck.
Chuck Farley am i being detained
'heck yeah, but if you don't I'm not gonna tell you' 😂😂😂
I once stole a cone put it on my e36 m3 and drove that shit off a cliff cause summer tires vs Swiss Alps
Wow, you so clever.
a friend of mine was going 50k over which is a big deal where im from. the passenger was casually doing a wheres waldo and the cop asks''is that a wheres waldo " guy says yes and cop lets them go with a warning
This is my daily pill for sleeping.Much love from India!
This is my favorite car channel I can't drive yet but I love this channel
How on earth do these guys not have a million subs yet
Oh that line at the end of the video lol. If I pulled you over and got that kind of response, I would just get back in my car and drive away.
MORE!
Channel keeps getting better and better.
I love this guys honesty about college!
“I go up and make sure I hide all the road signs”
I was pulled over in a 1959 Ford f600 grain truck for doing 95 in a 70 i was only on a farmers permit and my grandpa was riding with me and the speedometer doesn't work so my grandpa and i switched seats because the cop couldn't see who was driving or if we were switching seats
Wish my encounters with the police ended in funny stories and not horror stories...
EXTREME SCALE PERFORMANCE RC horror?
AwesomeHusky 666 because he kills the cops
Zephane ...
Right lol
Thats the thing with small town cops just make them laugh
This guy, ed, and rabbit are my favorite
I lost it when he was telling his signs and cones story.
Every time I see these,I picture the story in my head.
I only notice one thing off, at 2:30 he got pulled over in a corvette, that's a sn95 mustang interior
HDTbassboost look at the fenders flare though, it comes out too wide to be a stang
Ethan Papa I'm 100% positive that's a mustang interior, I have one with the same black color scheme
Ethan Papa The mirrors are just aimed down at the side of the car
Several of these are stock images. Example, his stunt driver story says it was at night time with some crown vics, but the picture is daytime with Impalas.
Good eye, even I didn't notice that and I drive a comp orange stang, and that is for sure an sn95.
This guy has some uncle vibes, like I love his stories
Didn't think anyone on this channel would be from Ohio, nice to see I was wrong
What was even more surprising to me is that his dealership is 2 miles away from my house
Funny thing is the small town in Ohio thing im from a small town and the double cop thing is real but I'm from around brown county ohio (southern Ohio)
You guys also from ohio?
Im from cleveland ohio 😂😂😂💀
C-Town represent
I love this Doug's stories.
I have to sleep for work, but I found this channel
Have a great day!
Love binging these stories!
Cop stories are the best stories. I went through an intersection the other night as the stoplight was turning red. State trooper saw me in the dark so he pulls through a different red light to follow me as I'm getting on a highway. He let me go after staying on me for a few miles. I was sweating like crazy.
That was close!
A cop pulls over a driver: "Didn't you see the red light?"
The driver: "I did. I didn't see you."
this guy is ballsy lol
*First second of the video plays*
Me: "Well, we're off to a wild start."
The best videos you post are the police vids
Got pulled over once, I was speeding so I thought great another ticket. He came up to the window and asked about the plastic bag I had laying on the passenger side seat to start with. I smiled while on the inside thinking getting a ticket anyway might as well have fun with it. So I pick up the bag and tell the officer that I just got the best hook up I ever found, this is some of the best pot (pause) holders around. His face went from pure joy to laughter and told me to get the f out of here. Never even got around to asking for licenses or righting speeding ticket.
My mother had made me pot holders for a house warming gift. I still have those but don't use them they hang on the wall, as I can look at them and smile no matter the day.
I'm from Cleveland... Good stories!
this guy is a car guy and a gun guy. Subbed
"Maybe I will" 😂😂😂😂😂
I love these storys because you tell them so well .
Amazing stories, and I thought the super car dealer/valet was the best story teller.
That’s so crazy he’s in the Cleveland area. I don’t hear a lot about this area because our weather is shit.
HAHHAAHHA THIS GUY WAS HILARIOUS. MORE OF HIM PLEASE
“Things not to say to a cop”
Dude got out of tickets saying this stuff to cops, I think I might try it now 😂