Hi Dan and mazzy another great vlog. I have got a joke for you. There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just after eight by aviscount from maryland, hobnobbing with gingernut and an accomplice only known to police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence. So the jammy dodger might get away with it.
Hi Dan and mazzy, great vlog as always, thank you mazzy for the shout out very kind of you!, Projector looks a great idea, make sure you get Dan to watch a few films with you mazzy not all football, all our love Dave and Bonita xx
Mr Benn was a children's telly program from the early 70's he used to go into a costume shop & go into other realms for adventures. The Flour character was 'Fred" from the homepride flour adverts.
Dan was messing with electrics when he got blew to bits. Mazzy went running out found his legs at door then his torso back of van found his arms on the lawn seen his head near squirrel maze mazzy ran over picked his head up and said Dan Dan Dan are you ok 😂😂😂
😂😂 Well done for having a go, made us chuckle. It came from our honeymoon. Hubby had to do ten press ups, down a pint of larger, blow a balloon up until it popped, put on a piece of clothing..... then he'd have run a loop and redo it.... It was hilarious to watch, needless to say he won. The only thing he didn't do was serenade me (coz he's shit a singing). Fun times ❤🎉 xx Hes was against Spain, Germany, Holland & France.... England won whoop whoop x
Shame you can't do maybe reviews one day a month. Don't think people could complain about that. It would help you out money wise. It would not worry me . I've watched you for years and don't have a problem with it. Good luck to you both 👍.
Hi Dan & Mazzy, Great vlog, love the projector Dan, it will be great for football and films . Looking forward to your next vlog, love you guys, take care xxx
lol my hubby said can i get a projector i said no what do you need one of them for, 2 days later amazon delivery, lol dan make my hubbt screen, lol forget it another amzon delivery tomoz, apparently i bought him a screen for xmas.
Mazzy i've got a complete unused set of Xmas lights you can have if you want them we've already got lights in the front room, kitchen, hallway, bathroom and the loo. 😂
Hi mazzy, have been wondering why no christmas Dec's in van, so when you said if Dan has projector up you will pur decorations up , says to me Dan didn't want them , please put some up and yell Dan only child behaviour starts n stops with the mother, love you Dan😅 x x
Love the idea of that big screen at the bottom of your bed. And i love the idea of the big tube and pump😂 looking forward to the bike review. Take care❤
Hi Dan and mazzy another great vlog. I have got a joke for you. There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just after eight by aviscount from maryland, hobnobbing with gingernut and an accomplice only known to police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence. So the jammy dodger might get away with it.
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No the puds aren’t chocolate bombs. You just eat them as they are. They are lovely too 😀
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Hi Dan and mazzy, great vlog as always, thank you mazzy for the shout out very kind of you!, Projector looks a great idea, make sure you get Dan to watch a few films with you mazzy not all football, all our love Dave and Bonita xx
Maybe a football film then.
Mr Benn was a children's telly program from the early 70's he used to go into a costume shop & go into other realms for adventures.
The Flour character was 'Fred" from the homepride flour adverts.
Ahhh yes 😁
If I could change the colour of just one of the seven dwarfs, I’d dye happy 😊
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Dan was messing with electrics when he got blew to bits.
Mazzy went running out found his legs at door then his torso back of van found his arms on the lawn seen his head near squirrel maze mazzy ran over picked his head up and said Dan Dan Dan are you ok 😂😂😂
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Out for tea with me mates tonight, I'll catch your vlog tomorrow, thanks Dan n Mazzy x
😂😂 Well done for having a go, made us chuckle.
It came from our honeymoon. Hubby had to do ten press ups, down a pint of larger, blow a balloon up until it popped, put on a piece of clothing..... then he'd have run a loop and redo it.... It was hilarious to watch, needless to say he won. The only thing he didn't do was serenade me (coz he's shit a singing).
Fun times ❤🎉 xx
Hes was against Spain, Germany, Holland & France.... England won whoop whoop x
Benn is Mr Benn from the Homepride Flour advert 😊
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Shame you can't do maybe reviews one day a month. Don't think people could complain about that. It would help you out money wise. It would not worry me . I've watched you for years and don't have a problem with it. Good luck to you both 👍.
Hi Dan & Mazzy, Great vlog, love the projector Dan, it will be great for football and films . Looking forward to your next vlog, love you guys, take care xxx
It sure will.
Hi Dan and Mazzy I have a tongue twister for you try saying RED LORRY YELLOW LORRY fast.Thanks for another great video❤
Hi Dan and Mazzy Love your projector and screen but you do need to iron the screen for a better picture.❤xx
We will see
Did you hear about the Irish guy said to his wife I'm going to make a car out of macaroni she couldn't believe it when he drove right pasta!!!
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Omg 😂give the fish to japan 😅they like fish 🐟 lmao 🤣 😆 😂 xx
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Mr Ben my children use to watch it in the 90s lol those puddings are just chocolates to eat xx
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Hi both of you great video ❤️❤️
Thank you! 🤗
I used to have a little troll in my backpack. Wonder if it’s still there.
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Have you ever used a magic hose that is expandable, if so, was it ok or not?
I don't like them..some do.
Bravo!
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Good emotional video, 😊
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lol my hubby said can i get a projector i said no what do you need one of them for, 2 days later amazon delivery, lol dan make my hubbt screen, lol forget it another amzon delivery tomoz, apparently i bought him a screen for xmas.
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Dan wy don't you put the buckets in the ground the bird feeders should be stable, just a suggestion ❤
Hard work.
Hi mazzy n Dan , have you heard of the dark knight satellite ,not a joke except the scientific explanation s 🖖
You are a total genius Dan.😀
Great vlog Dan and Mazzy.Love to you both.xx
😊 thank you
Another great video, thank you both 😀
Our pleasure!
Its gone to his head Mazzy 😂
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Mazzy i've got a complete unused set of Xmas lights you can have if you want them we've already got lights in the front room, kitchen, hallway, bathroom and the loo. 😂
It's ok..we just gave lots away.
Amanda knocked on my door and asked me to make a contribution to the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water 💧 😂
Love to you both ❤ xx
A man!
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Hi dan and mazzy some lovely gifts there esp the gonk.😊 sounds good a massive TV screen ideal for watching footie and a romantic movie 😅😊😊😊😊😊😊
Or just a movie 😅
DAN PUT YOUR SPEED ALSO ON YOUR SCREEN. IT HELPS AFTER AN ACCIDENT 👍🏻
I have
Hi mazzy and dan fantastic video its so much fun watching the two of yous thanks so much for sharing ❤❤👍👍
You are welcome 😁
Mr benn
The boxer?
Great video thanks for the video
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"Waiting for my conduit." Wish I’d said that.
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A wigwam is a Native American tent. I'm not sure, but another name is Teepee
We know
I like that cow with the Santa hat postcard.
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Great vlog we had a good giggle thank you guys Deb Pete & puppy dogs 😂😂
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OMG! Don’t cut it when you can pin it.
Eh
Hi mazzy, have been wondering why no christmas Dec's in van, so when you said if Dan has projector up you will pur decorations up , says to me Dan didn't want them , please put some up and yell Dan only child behaviour starts n stops with the mother, love you Dan😅 x x
We have a projector. We don't have decorations.
We sent you a card by moonpig but it looks like you still haven't had it which is disappointing
I’ve had so many cards never arrive with moonpig :(
Plenty of time yet.
how many times can you say nappies five times
Loads
First this time 🤣
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Love the idea of that big screen at the bottom of your bed. And i love the idea of the big tube and pump😂 looking forward to the bike review. Take care❤
Thank you!! 😊
Looks like you are both joint first (furface & Shortnewsz) which means I'm 2nd 😂
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Why you shouldnt tell jokes in a corn field
It has to many ears
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first
Nah.