I think the working theory a friend of mine in high school came up with was a vampire’s body is more like cryogenics and it’s frozen so shooting frozen swimmers into a warm oven could theory thaw and make a baby
@@aryafaesuliman-vd3eu early stages of HIV(STD) are Nausea and Vomiting. I do in fact know that gay men can't get pregnant. Yes, we are watching the same video.
“Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart’s on fire. If you refuse me, honey you’ll lose me, then you’ll be left alone. Oh baby. Telephone and tell me I’m your own!”
At 16 I told my mom I was pregnant & her immediately reaction was shock/anger/fear & then it clicked and she was less than pleased with my shenanigans 🙃
😂😂😂😂😂 I love it!!!!❤ I’m a bottom and I do that!!!😂😂😂😂 But then the top runs out on the fire escape and I never hear from him again then I have to raise the baby by my damned self
I wish men could get pregnant. The morning sickness, constant fatigue, bladder leaking, painful boobs, water retention, back aches, cravings, hormonal fluctuations, etc.... are no joke. I would gladly let you guys go through it!!!! 😂😅 P.s. the 4 to 6 weeks of bleeding nonstop after birth, well..... you guys can have that too!!!! Bwahahaha. All this is why I only had 1 child!!!!
I'm a lesbian. My body still think that I'm straight so it reminds me of my ability to give birth by making me lose blood every month🙂 Like... it's been years just give up bro-
no, its promoting misinformation. people are way too gullible. this type of shit is why trans women think they can have periods. your sexuality and ideology is your business but stop promoting misinformation.
In my honest opinion the forth outfit looked really great(and fashionable) on you!! I think the problem with the first ones was mostly the fitting and combinations you chose, not how casual they looked. Obviously it's not *conventionally* fashionable for woman to dress like that but there's a niche space for it, specially for alternative and/or queer woman.
@@sunnyrayyy tell me you don't know anatomy without telling me. You need a womb and uterus transplant if you're a man tryna get pregnant and people who tried it have died. What amazing tech are you talking about. This will never change.
I've watched this probably 15 times in a row trying to figures out wtf he's saying cuz all I hear is, "That's enough, mom. Whoa!" 😅 Love, someone who's never bothered to watch the Twilight movies.
This was a hard pill to swallow and I couldn’t help but to get second hand embarrassment off one video. He’s a good looking guy, but let’s be real. Thats why most y’all are into it.
![Milo & Oskar • Their Story [SOLO]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/82hJBtvCHGY/mqdefault.jpg)
“I’m pregnant”
“You can’t get pregnant you’re a man”
“IT DOESN’T mean I can’t try”
We always try 😆
😂
Family Guy 😂😂😂😂
No but actually tho its posibble for a men to get pregnant
@@riverselive_kdmz_8458how?
He's been reading Omegaverse fanfics. 😂
Bro
*deletes extensive search history of omegaverse fics*
Hmmm do I Google Omegaverse or not?
Yupp
@@film79yeah totally
Not Bella getting pregnant from Edward who has no body fluids at all 😂
I think the working theory a friend of mine in high school came up with was a vampire’s body is more like cryogenics and it’s frozen so shooting frozen swimmers into a warm oven could theory thaw and make a baby
@@Jenkinscraftingco2.0 gurl... Seeds die as soon as the body dies. They're dead, have no heartbeat.
@@Jenkinscraftingco2.0the real answer is that it doesn't make any sense and you just have to accept it
🤣😂
ThT part always pissed me off the most like a dead body does not have live sperm stop it
Gay Twilight would've been such a hit tho 😂
There is, its called Twinklight, as the name suggests, its not
I bet wattpatt has that covered.......😅
@@proudgayaussie828 I love that
Instead of Edward vs Jacob it's Edward x Jacob
Vampires have been queer all throughout literature history, it's kind of an anomaly that twilight made het vampires
If you're puking after doing the deed, that ain't pregnancy mama, it's STD. 😭
Gays don't get pregnant tho... And we don't see him puking in the video like r u sure ur watching the same video ur commenting on?
@@aryafaesuliman-vd3eu early stages of HIV(STD) are Nausea and Vomiting. I do in fact know that gay men can't get pregnant. Yes, we are watching the same video.
HELP
@@aryafaesuliman-vd3euhow about u rewatch the video and see where he was at at the begining 😂
Ew.
I’m surprised that the comment section isn’t full of angry conservatives.
For real, lately they seem to be in every comment section xD
Because this is true
Surprised and relieved.
💀
I'm conservative and I thought that was funny.
The drama 😂
Right, but very Nice drama
14 days, are 14 days…
If he doesn't have this pretty kind of drama, i do not want him 🙏😂😂
Same
@@Aurix8LMAO 🤣 you top cuzz?
You can already tell, he’s glowing. Congrats! 🎉
If it's pregnant, it's a she, a woman adult female
@@zahrajames5941may be
@@zahrajames5941 not always
@@cerka27 ...I would have to be a delusional, misguided, indoctrinated, mentally ill person to agree with you!
@@zahrajames5941 No if they're pregnant they can't be a female because there's only 1 gender I'm sorry not sorry. Everyone is Greg.
the funniest thing is his hand stroking at liver level and not anything close to- ah nevermind, I’ll let the bottoms have this one
Yeah I was gonna say, you think bottoms know where the uterus would be? 😂
AHHH I’m a lesbian and my gf and I do this all the time! Pretending we got one of us pregnant haha
Hey. You from which country..??
@@comicaddict04 what does this add to the video?
@@Anti-PornCrusader ?? Yeah they do love each other. A whole lot even
Seems like you need a hobby
@@simplypaul8681 and you need the touch of a women clearly
I was waiting for the xenomorph to come flying out...lol
“Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart’s on fire. If you refuse me, honey you’ll lose me, then you’ll be left alone. Oh baby. Telephone and tell me I’m your own!”
@nik5823 hahaha yassss
What are you? A xenophobe? lol
I just spat my drink eveywhere HA HA HA
wow what a comment HA HA
Me too 🤣
And that’s how my baby Tristan came into this world! 😅👶🏾
I wish you- +++
?
So some sperm got into the birth canal
Lmao 😂
I have a friend who is a Trans Man. His son is now 12.
Those ABO fanfic be making us dream 😂😂
The delicate voice, the facial expressions... I'm dead lmao
It’s more like, “Should I get tested for an STD now or wait 6 months?”
The answer is yes
Just incase anyone was wondering
How do you get tested?
@@Random-sk6hm Blood test.
Every omega verse gay fanfiction out there
What is, "omega verse"?
@@alexkx8599 You're not ready to know 😂😅
@@alexkx8599 OH sweet summer child...
Not Twilight!! I caaaaaan't!!
This audio is from Twilight?!
@@premiumheadpats4150 Technically Breaking Dawn
@@k1988smithBreaking Dawn Part One if we’re splitting hairs.
@@jimhaggard7436 You better split them!
Not u actually know exactly what is this,,just like me😂😂
When I was 17 I made this joke with the guy I was with at the time and he believed me.
Wow so he was young, dumb and giving out cum!
At 16 I told my mom I was pregnant & her immediately reaction was shock/anger/fear & then it clicked and she was less than pleased with my shenanigans 🙃
😂
Love this 🌈
Lmaoo
This was so well done and actually better acted than the original haha
Must be an Omega. Congratulations
A TOUGH " VERY DOMINANT" top... that's for sure😉😊😊!!!
Those eyes are beautiful :)
his Choice of being
G @ Y
is disgusting 🤮
Hey
Yeah... eyes
THE TWILIGHT SOUND GOT ME ON THE GROUND 😂
The trans mascs: 😬
trans gay guy here who was looking for this comment 😂
LMFAO
pure horror
@@candyzombiee You do realize you're just a straight woman right?
The shrug after he said, "Can this happen?" 😂😂
GREAT now I’ve gotta go watch the entire series for the zill-trill-ith time! 😩😩😩 oh well back to putting on Twilight at bedtime 😂😂
Being a bottom is awesome I love taking big guys as long as they're using protection tho
gay af
Yes baby 😊
Pyromaniac STFU bro what your point??!!!!
ayo
Its better to taste and swallow 😉🤭🤤💗
The Twilight dub is sooooo perfect 😂
He be livin that omegaverse life
You might not get pregnant, but with tops like myself who are well endowed, you’re definitely going to feel pregnant when we are finished.
mmmmmmm I want to be Daddy's girl
hi, seeing as ur a top can i ask u a quick question? would u as a top be willing to do it with a trans guy? thanks im just curious
us tops have got to keep trying new ways to satisfy
Ew.
@@mittensledermann9562 mind your business. This doesn’t concern you so move it along.
This is why it's important to consider the risks b4 telling someone to go eff themselves.
This made me chuckle
This implies the existence of bussy
Bussy needs to stop
i hate to tell u this bro but some men are trans
Some men are intersex as well
@jimmyjenkins4425 but is it still bottoming if the trans man has vaginal sex??? U young kids make it way more complicated than it used to be!
@@beemoe1pssy needs to stop 😂
If I topped him he would be having triplets 😂
Really sir? you sound so powerful
@@Random-sk6hm Love the sarcasm
Help??
I laughed so hard not him feeling the baby kick LMAO I love it
me, a gay trans man with a cis bf: 👁️👄👁️
i mean, two veryy different holes...
@@apolloismydad i mean either or it’s still bottoming since i’m not a top lol
Hahaha
My BF: WTF?! Are you doing
Me: I'm pregnant 😵💫
BF: 😐
I cannot stop laughing like I’m full on cackling 💀
Thank God this is ONE thing we DO NOT have to worry about!
The most awaited statement: "I'm pregnant"
It's always the skinny bottom
it was the WOW for me
Hemorrhoids? No bleeding? Hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂 I love it!!!!❤ I’m a bottom and I do that!!!😂😂😂😂
But then the top runs out on the fire escape and I never hear from him again then I have to raise the baby by my damned self
hilarious
Men don't get pregnant lol😂😅💀☠
@@jeonjunggukseomma_2.097don’t Karen out on TH-cam video over a joke
Relax
ew.... having a bloody fissure soon.
I haven't cracked up so hard in a while😂😂😂😂😂😂
Taking the get pregnant dirty talk to literally homies
As a woman who does this same position I can't believe how accurate this is to life lmao
Congratulations, you have entered the omegaverse 😂
Is a handsome man, I love you.
In fact, if you are a hermaphrodite, you could have children if your male and female reproductive organs fit well inside and you could get pregnant.
I'm dying this is so good😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Yes...such acts try to liberate the "Anus"😉😊!!!
This is me when I'm bloated right before I get my period. I'm not even sexually active, LOL.
If that were only true lol. I'd be giving Genghis Khan's family tree a bit of competition. ;-)
Dude, those eyes ere beautiful!!!
I was expecting this to be more graphic since he's shown on the toilet.
nah the scene where her back done broke in half😭
Must have felt really good 😅😅😅😅
DRAMA QUEER QUEEN!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO the face after "I'm late"
Only thing late is that turd that keeps getting pushed back up
"mY pERIoDS lAtE." 💅🏻
Lmfao love this
So dramatic 😂❤i love my gay people
Oops! Wrong stereotype.
Ayo? Kinda stereotypical
Lovely ! Take care for your pregnancy !!!!
❤️😂❤️
He looks positively Radiant!
I wish men could get pregnant. The morning sickness, constant fatigue, bladder leaking, painful boobs, water retention, back aches, cravings, hormonal fluctuations, etc.... are no joke. I would gladly let you guys go through it!!!! 😂😅
P.s. the 4 to 6 weeks of bleeding nonstop after birth, well..... you guys can have that too!!!! Bwahahaha.
All this is why I only had 1 child!!!!
Some men can and do go through those things.
LMFAOOO 😭😭😭 THAT WOULD BE FUCKING TORTURE
@@MidnightEkakiNo real males, just people who identify as a man.
the bottoms do this fr the dramatics 😭😂
Tell me you've never bottomed without telling me you've never bottomed 😂
@@TheGaymer-nj9jt 😂😂😂🤧
Dang you have really pretty eyes, and not just the color
That’s it.. I quit! 🤣🤣🤣 although, if it was possible a lot more babies would be running around 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i took me awhile to get this was a Twilight parody 😂 just amazing
I wish... I've been trying for decades 😪😫
Me too😢
🤣
I'm a lesbian. My body still think that I'm straight so it reminds me of my ability to give birth by making me lose blood every month🙂
Like... it's been years just give up bro-
Have you tried IVF?
@Random-sk6hm If it's not the old fashioned way I'm not interested 🤪
a shame life is respect for women and other;;;;;; brice
are you drunk?
I don't know what yall are talking about. If you can get your bottom pregnant, that's a skill issue
I see he’s been reading cursed Harry Potter fanfiction
Hahaha ure so hilarious this is the most beautiful thing have seen today 😀
I fucking can’t. 😂
Bro is gay to himself 💀💀
So sweet - so creative - so imaginative - it captures the love desires and aspirations of gay lovers in an innocent way. Love you both in one 😘.
no, its promoting misinformation. people are way too gullible. this type of shit is why trans women think they can have periods. your sexuality and ideology is your business but stop promoting misinformation.
@@kyhblizzyyea this was hard to watch. Everyone just liked it cuz he’s attractive, but I got second hand embarrassment from it.
Also, lesbians when the strap game is just too good
im gay but... the things we do for content! 😂😂😂😂
Is everyone on TikTok gay?
Really, is no one else offended by this? And I say this as a gay guy.
In what way?
why?
@@zythr9999Offensive to women and to men
@@Anonymous-uw4srI guess so
snowflake
That bottom meant for 1 way traffic, poop excretion way!!!
They male G spot is in the anus, god wants you to put things up there.
Poor guy, got pregnant so soon after the wedding! There goes your gurlish figure!😊
Kid your riot. Face expresshions and everything ❤❤
In my honest opinion the forth outfit looked really great(and fashionable) on you!! I think the problem with the first ones was mostly the fitting and combinations you chose, not how casual they looked. Obviously it's not *conventionally* fashionable for woman to dress like that but there's a niche space for it, specially for alternative and/or queer woman.
If this turns into a reality the world will be doomed.
No it's not. It will be more fun. Imagine men having the ability to give birth.
In future with technology and all it doesn't seem impossible.
@@sunnyrayyy tell me you don't know anatomy without telling me. You need a womb and uterus transplant if you're a man tryna get pregnant and people who tried it have died. What amazing tech are you talking about. This will never change.
doomed?
@@ichigoglamartificial womb.
As jimmy Somerville says it hurts so good and it is good
Shit I read that as Jimmy S someone else.......
I don't understand. Can someone explain this to me?
And I thought I'd led a sheltered life! 🤣
I've watched this probably 15 times in a row trying to figures out wtf he's saying cuz all I hear is, "That's enough, mom. Whoa!" 😅
Love, someone who's never bothered to watch the Twilight movies.
so fun fact, i looked up “mcr best moments” and this was the 4th result down 💀
If this was true the population would ve 50 billion by now
there aren't that many gay dudes to breed that much what
@@light9205 true but a lot of bisexual guys tend to be bottoms only
@@gerardoalvarado8425how do you know that??
@@user-ex3nl8k0l 👁👄👁
@@user-ex3nl8k0l Well, um, I mean, I like to think so...
i never behaved like that except that my tummy hurt sometimes and I am sore down there hahahaha
Who is this beautiful man??
This was a hard pill to swallow and I couldn’t help but to get second hand embarrassment off one video. He’s a good looking guy, but let’s be real. Thats why most y’all are into it.
His face after he said I’m late😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely disgusting
talk dirty to me
HARAM
Not haram if ur an islamophobe
@antiabrahamicreligion true
That's not my experience of it.
It's just all the hollow space getting filled with air from moving around. 😮
This is Hysterical!!! This kid is good!!! 😹😹😹
Hilarious 😂😂😂