"Steal from others and redistribute it. That is charity. It is an efficient and effective way to run a society. I take pro-government stances." -'Liberal' Interpretation of Jesus
@@Bern_il_Cinqright wingers proving once again that they cant write good comedy lmao Also wtf based jesus. Thats all you needed to say pal, im now a born again christian.
@@dohnjoe9211 Republican Jesus is right on the money there. Yea! Never will it come to pass that Republican Jesus let it (the $moolah) escape his grasping hands.
Perfectly preserved, passed from one person's hands into another, like replacing old wineskins with new wineskins, so Republican Jesus teachings are preserved and sold to the highest bidder, instead of giving it to the poor of course. Wouldn't want to waste such a fine video on the poor now would we?
@@Ken.- yes, when something or someone isn't given enough attention or credit considering its quality or value... This had much less attention/ credit when I commented that. It blew up since then.
@@FruityPassion Trump, 1/10/24: "Mitt Romney, how do we have that guy? He's worse than a RINO." A former Presidential candidate being called a Republican in Name Only.
Jesus doesn't have a medical license even though he knows how to do it. But don't worry, he has an agreement with healthcare providers so the aftermath of the bill will still occur
@@MasquedMocha Most likely. He doesn't strike me as the reading type. So i would'n be surprised if his bible reading takes place on youtube or twitter with either a video or at least an AI reading up loud for him.
YEP. El Salvador. It means "The Savior". Jesus would drive Republicans (money changers) from the Temple. Jesus was NOT political, yet Conservatives /Republicans claim Him as their own. They seem to think that quoting Jesus or The Holy Bible lends credibility/authority to their ignorance-inspired nonsense. Keep ALL religions OUT of the U.S. Government, like our Constitution says. 😁
Yet He wasn't a Socialist at all. Considering what the Socialists have been doing since its dictators have broken the laws of His Father Jehovah Himself.
@averagepufferfish5612 Republican Jesus. The Biblical "Love thy neighbour", help the poor and sick, 'turn the other cheek' guy was a "woke" sucker and a loser.
@@averagepufferfish5612 The guys who are you going to summon the National Guard to your house to spank you and frame a portrait of the marks in the National Gallery of Art in 3 years for having “Femboy Gaming” as your TH-cam username
@@ModernMozart1104 It’s assholes who keep all their money instead of helping the people, You shouldn’t give them a cent, but you should give them food, shelter, better shelter for money, clothes, bedding. Those objects would help them. If you are that rich what are you going to use in your lifetime? I don’t mean that they have to give away everything, but to be able to do stuff for them, like 3 meals a day. It’s disgusting to me, our country has those places to eat cheap, to free. They help people eat, who are starving. Apparently there was a vote for the world council, what’s that the UN. Anyway America and 2 other places didn’t vote for humans have a right to food. They voted against it, and while we get 3 meals and more, Americans are lucky enough to eat at least one meal. People argue about school meals, school meals happen here, free of charge. Nobody doesn’t want the kids to be fed. But in America, they are begging for scraps, and they have to pay and it’s basically the same program, except you are failing them, and we aren’t. Kids should be able to eat, 3 meals and extra all day everyday.
@@LessGo7921 Reagan would be considered a radical leftist today. His tax policies were more or less in line with Obama's (as Obama himself didn't fail to note.)
@@jamesgravil9162 It's the opposite, Obama would be considered as rightwing as Reagan while the Republican party has turned to far-right extremists. Even Kamala spent most most of her campaign pandering to the Cheney's.
For anyone who’s confused how the country could elect Trump twice, I present the last two Republican presidents who won reelection and the last one who lost only because of a recession. I used to hear that if you’re young and conservative, you have no heart, and that if you’re old and liberal, you have no brain. Now I know a liberal can be both and being a conservative requires both.
i still think most republicans are good people, like i dont think tens of millions of americans are just evil, sure the guy they voted for is but i dont think they know that
@@gentlemancharmander4411 Its missing the mean-spiritedness that is characteristic of the less palatable tendencies of the right. Republican Jesus here just seems like a carelessly selfish rich guy but not much of a хеnорhоbе.
This video just showed up on my feed, and... THANK YOU! Yes, I have saying very similar things about Republicans who call themselves "Christian" for years.
I am a Christian who is an independent voter and i absolutely voted for the greatest Christian President ever = Ronald Reagan . Reagan is America's greatest President , and i will not be silenced !
“Why are these people always looking for a handout” the rich say, after taking everything, and somehow convincing many in the lower and middle class (same thing now) that they are right to say this.
@@IusedtohaveausernameIliked Facts aren’t required for faith, but they can sure help it grow. And obviously facts about one’s God and Savior are extremely valuable to actual real Christians. Faith is certainly not meant to be based on personal feelings
Most of the "Christians" I know have a much stronger preference for the Old Testament than the New Testament. Which, if you think about it, is hilarious.
They have more in common with conservative Jews in that case. Almost like they demand a more callous almost evil God who punishes those who don’t do everything he tells them to
@@kryychu10 The Old Testament is the primacy of the Jewish faith, but is only referred to as the New Testament in the context of Christianity. Christianity introduced the new testament, making it essentially an update to Judaism, and Islam introduced the revelations of the prophet Muhammad, making it an update to Christianity. Essentially, Judaism
I've never understood how they embrace both Trump and Jesus. Trump stands for hate Jesus stands for love. His supporters are so hypocritical. I feel sad for America right now
@@YA-ou1gl A church can be any private gathering where a commonly held belief or value is taught and shared, it's not a single institution. I've been to plenty of churches in the US that truly do preach the message of love and acceptance; With that being said, it's becoming more and more common for churches to essentially worship their orange savior and egg on everything he stands for. It sucks, but they're not all MAGA cultists.
I dunno. I would assume that a lot of Christians voted for him less because of who he is and more because of Kamala's views on certain social issues. I didn't vote but I more or less hoped he won because I at least wanted someone who was opposed to stuff like child transition. Now that he has won I'm realizing that what he has planned is likely going to be just as damaging or worse (from a Christian's view). I did not really keep tabs on either of them, and the stuff my Democrat mother tells me about him is stuff I really did not know, but even so, I ignored his personal behavior, because I really wanted someone who at least somewhat shared my opinions on policies to be a candidate. He was not my desired candidate for the Primary. I'm conservative on a lot of social issues like gender-affirming care and abortion (in some cases), but generally I would probably be considered more fiscally liberal. The candidates who want to make healthcare accessible also think a child has the right to puberty blockers and hormone therapy or worse. The ones who plan to fight stuff like that, even if for nothing more than people's like mine approval, also have some radical crazy ideals towards migrants that I don't consider right. What can people like me do? The two party system doesn't work. And among real Christians/people in my church (not posers who use it as an excuse to condemn and be self righteous) a lot did vote for Trump, but they weren't rallying behind him like a cult leader. It had more to do with what each candidate claimed to support than who they were as a person. There was no gloating or cheering in my church when he won. And we all agree it's wrong to disrespect either candidate. It's not an embrace of Trump as a human, they just made a decision based on the policies promised in comparison to their own values. There are of course the crazy MAGA clan people too but I don't believe a lot of them practice biblical Christianity. Romans 2:24: "As it is written: “God’s name is blasphemed among the Gentiles because of you.” Ask me anything I guess
Unfortunately, if anything, it was behind the times at the moment of release. It just so happens that America hasn't learned or changed anything whatsoever. Hell, they still use the exact same old scaremongering, word for word, for minorities as they did a hundred years ago and it's still, somehow, working.
This was hilarious and sad at the same time, because it's so true. There is Jesus and the teachings of Jesus. And then there are Republican "Christians" who forgot all of those teachings.
I like your comment and your attitude. If humans have a sense of humour (although many don’t), and we are created in the image and likeness of god……, draw your own conclusion.
And Republican Jesus spoke unto them, saying: "Yea, verily, I say unto you -- go forth, do really stupid stuff, lie about it, and piss off the libs !! " Later, Republican Jesus was overheard -- "Anybody see Kari Lake ?? She promised me a hummer !"
@@bongibot1104 if revelations happens they literally would accuse him of being the antichrist lmao. esp after he’s done addressing the megachurches and Vatican
@@HuckleberryHim The fact that only after seeing his jew nose would they figure out that jesus' "teachings" are all horseshit says a lot about the new republicans
The cornerstone of democracy will always revolve around, seperation of church and state. When we put a religous label on it, then the whole concept of freedom dissolves.
Discovered this on Black Friday 2024. Outstanding work. Next do the 1 where Republican Jesus discovers the money changers making a market place out of the church. U know, when he turns over their tables & yells angrily"You do not make your market place in my father's house! It is _my market place!_ Republican Jesus merch only!"
@@richardlevasseur6771Dunno if you live in America, but over here the Protestants are actually *worse* in that regard! Megachurches are fucking insane.
while he may have loved everyone, doesn't change the fact he still followed god's values (against homosexuality etc.), and no he was not a palestinian immigrant he was born to jewish parents in a city in judea which at the time was inhabited by jews
@@Jermadumptruck i'm saying it's inferred lol, i obviously didn't mean jesus was all 'imprison gays' like those us republicans, i mean he was still against the actual sin of having sex with someone of your same sex, why wouldn't he be? god designed sex for a man and a woman, not for a man and a man or woman and woman.
@@nnaturallylolxd he was against the sin of having sex period (outside of marriage). If Jesus heard the marriage institution, which at the time did not allow for same-sex marriages, changed to do so, he'd probably be on board with it.
And Jesus showed up & Lazarus rose from the dead, to become a Trumper & he wandered the earth, spewing nonsense to any & all who would listen before shaking their heads & walking away.
“The bread and fish will trickle down to the rest”
-Republican Jesus
was literally thinking of this oml
aka "Supply Side Jesus"
"Steal from others and redistribute it. That is charity. It is an efficient and effective way to run a society. I take pro-government stances."
-'Liberal' Interpretation of Jesus
@@Bern_il_Cinqright wingers proving once again that they cant write good comedy lmao
Also wtf based jesus. Thats all you needed to say pal, im now a born again christian.
@@Bern_il_Cinq He straight-up told the disciples to pay their taxes, so yeah- pretty much.
"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a blind man to receive healthcare." -Republican Jesus
LOL
That's so real though
perfect timing 😭😭😊
@@dohnjoe9211 Republican Jesus is right on the money there. Yea! Never will it come to pass that Republican Jesus let it (the $moolah) escape his grasping hands.
Republican Jesus was a wise man
This vid is 12 years old and this dudes only upload. Fucking Legend
it is timeless
You only need one when the one is absolute perfection!!
It's timeless... so long as Republicans keep getting elected, and the fools who vote for them keep mixing THEIR religion with politics.
Just a wee bit jealous that he’s more popular than you are 😂😂😂
So what. It's still valid, because the Orange Republican Jesus doesn't change.
This is the type of video that will keep getting better with age like a perfectly preserved wine
maybe we should stop drinking so much wine
Oh it’s the perfect reply I was not expecting that
Perfectly preserved, passed from one person's hands into another, like replacing old wineskins with new wineskins, so Republican Jesus teachings are preserved and sold to the highest bidder, instead of giving it to the poor of course. Wouldn't want to waste such a fine video on the poor now would we?
@@Itsgone99but how else will we numb our despair?
@@Itsgone99oh i think we should definitely stop drinking wine
My favorite quote from Republican Jesus is “Go woke, go broke.” Truly prophetic.
you realize this video is at the expense of republicans and stupid people like them at large right
@@psych0_s1s You realize they're also joking?
JOKER PERSONA 5
JOKER IS PERSONA 5 THE ROYAL??
WOKER PERSONA 5 ROYAL?
And then Republican Jesus said “Pull Yourself Up By Your Sandal Straps”
Underated comment
@@horror990 Do you know what underrated means?
@@Ken.- yes, when something or someone isn't given enough attention or credit considering its quality or value... This had much less attention/ credit when I commented that. It blew up since then.
@@horror990It blew up in 3 days?
@@godsstrongestschizo yes.
MYTHICAL TH-cam pull.
It's how republicans are
@@beepbeep8852 yep, Jesus is pro killing babies
@@Spobbles69420 as long as their parents are poor and it isn't an abortion!
@@Spobbles69420 Idk about Jesus but God sure was. Over and over again.
i think you mean HOLY youtube pull
It's funny to think about how this was about Romney and yet nothing has changed since then
It's genuinely sad to think that Romney could be a right leaning democrat in today's US political landscape
nor did it for decades before
@hydralizk6631 or even 40 years ago, reagan started the "pander to dumb evangelicans" tactic
Well, I'd say the selfishness is the same, but the average IQ has definitely changed. 🤪
@@FruityPassion Trump, 1/10/24: "Mitt Romney, how do we have that guy? He's worse than a RINO." A former Presidential candidate being called a Republican in Name Only.
Missed opportunity with Blessing for a Blind Man. Jesus should have healed him, before presented him with a bill for one million Shekels.
That's where I thought it was headed, ngl
“I could totally heal you without any effort.
…but what's in it for me?"
Gotta have insurance aka Lot’s daughters…..
Jesus doesn't have a medical license even though he knows how to do it. But don't worry, he has an agreement with healthcare providers so the aftermath of the bill will still occur
Then the blind man shot Republican Jesus
“Why are these people always looking for handouts” 😭
A favourite quote from the Australian Right goes "A hand up, never a hand out".
Oh... These must be stories from the Trump Bible...? LOL
when trump said the bible was his favorite book, this mustve been the version he was talking about lmao
@@MasquedMocha 😂😂😂😂
“Jesus was a sucker, I’d never have hired Judas.”
@@MasquedMocha Most likely. He doesn't strike me as the reading type. So i would'n be surprised if his bible reading takes place on youtube or twitter with either a video or at least an AI reading up loud for him.
From the "equal" testament.
For those that don't know: th-cam.com/video/ERUngQUCsyE/w-d-xo.htmlsi=CM4_ipxyiLv3sgCw
“But if anyone slaps you on your right cheek, turn away so they can’t see you pull out your Glock.”
~ Republican Jesus
GOP Jesus is evolution of Republic Jesus. Next is Maga Jesus
At Maga Jesus' Hot Springs Reeducation Camp you too can grow your own delicious cabbages !
That actually goes hard though
You’ve got to
Turn the other cheek
Turn the other cheek
Show the world how weak you are
By simply acting meek!
what if they slap you on your right ass cheek
I love the fact that the disciples make the villager noises after the craziest takes 😭😭
illager*
@@vlynstAt least illagers leave baby villagers alone.
@@sportscaryungred do they?
@vlynst This was before the Illagers were added. Truly, a visionary.
What is an "Illager"?
Wow! This is 12 years old, if only the filmmakers could have known that republican Jesus would be outdone by trump for callousness.
Exactly
I saw a video on here that said there were 15 Bible verses that describe Trump as the Anti-Christ. Perhaps he is the Republican Jesus?
Real
He is the new republican Jesus.
Mark my words, before the end of the century he'll be seen as a prophet or god by a new religion.
If Jesus returned today, MAGAts would immediately deport him to El Salvador.
YEP. El Salvador. It means "The Savior".
Jesus would drive Republicans (money changers) from the Temple.
Jesus was NOT political, yet Conservatives /Republicans claim Him as their own.
They seem to think that quoting Jesus or The Holy Bible lends credibility/authority to their ignorance-inspired nonsense.
Keep ALL religions OUT of the U.S. Government, like our Constitution says. 😁
🎯
They would deport him to Gaza and let the IDF have at him.
😂😂😂👍
Puerto Rico, surely?
If Jesus was on Earth in the flesh today, republicans would be the ones crucifying him.
I disagree. The MAGA people wouldn't even let Jesus in the country.
And he would be flying around in his 747 with a gold plated toliet.
And Jesus would be a MIGRANT.
@@jackass123491 "Jesus is eating the cats and dogs"
How could Jesus be right when he's a leftie?
When Jesus returned to Earth, Americans would call him a Socialist.
Yet He wasn't a Socialist at all. Considering what the Socialists have been doing since its dictators have broken the laws of His Father Jehovah Himself.
And some...called Him, TRUMP. 🙏
@@johnweyers2685that would be blasphemy
He would be deported because Jesus, against popular belief, wasn’t white
Jesus is so far left he makes Marx look like Warren Buffet
12 YEARS AGO?!
I thought this was new while I watched it.
Same
It’s almost like you exist within the context of everything that came before you! 😱😱😱
@ You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree?
"Are you a republican or democrat" I asked Jesus
"What the fuck does that even mean" said Jesus (in Aramaic)
He only speaks the truest wisdom 😭😭😭
"He's speaking terrorist!" - A Republican, hearing Jesus speak in his native tongue.
A video more than a decade old still resonates with the 2024 election just a day away.
well yeah, because the republican party isn't about change. they're the same backwards facing party they've been for a century.
Who won
@@averagepufferfish5612 the shitbags
@averagepufferfish5612 Republican Jesus. The Biblical "Love thy neighbour", help the poor and sick, 'turn the other cheek' guy was a "woke" sucker and a loser.
@@averagepufferfish5612 The guys who are you going to summon the National Guard to your house to spank you and frame a portrait of the marks in the National Gallery of Art in 3 years for having “Femboy Gaming” as your TH-cam username
"The Poor Will Always be With You."
"Sell All of Your Possessions and Follow Me."
The amount of people that use that line to say they shouldn't help the poor because it won't change anything just blows my mind.
What is your point?
@@ModernMozart1104 Help the poor. It's not that difficult to get it.
@@ModernMozart1104the point is that the poor are poor because the theocrats take all their resources for themselves.
@@ModernMozart1104 It’s assholes who keep all their money instead of helping the people, You shouldn’t give them a cent, but you should give them food, shelter, better shelter for money, clothes, bedding. Those objects would help them. If you are that rich what are you going to use in your lifetime? I don’t mean that they have to give away everything, but to be able to do stuff for them, like 3 meals a day. It’s disgusting to me, our country has those places to eat cheap, to free. They help people eat, who are starving. Apparently there was a vote for the world council, what’s that the UN. Anyway America and 2 other places didn’t vote for humans have a right to food. They voted against it, and while we get 3 meals and more, Americans are lucky enough to eat at least one meal. People argue about school meals, school meals happen here, free of charge. Nobody doesn’t want the kids to be fed. But in America, they are begging for scraps, and they have to pay and it’s basically the same program, except you are failing them, and we aren’t. Kids should be able to eat, 3 meals and extra all day everyday.
Republican Jesus said “If thine eye offend thee, tell that tramp to put some clothes on.”
While secretly hoping she doesn't.
😂😂
@@jconradhLMAO
And he would be.......right.
@@saz100so true
Jesus is too "woke" for Republicans
Unfortunate For Them
Jesus would’ve been considered a “radical leftist/communist” in today’s lexicon
@@LessGo7921 Reagan would be considered a radical leftist today. His tax policies were more or less in line with Obama's (as Obama himself didn't fail to note.)
woke this moron.....you people live to be stupid.....do you have families.....I suppose SPECIALED is your commont hread
@@jamesgravil9162 It's the opposite, Obama would be considered as rightwing as Reagan while the Republican party has turned to far-right extremists.
Even Kamala spent most most of her campaign pandering to the Cheney's.
For anyone who thinks Republicans were decent human beings before Trump: this video is 12 years old (and Republican Jesus is way older than that).
For anyone who’s confused how the country could elect Trump twice, I present the last two Republican presidents who won reelection and the last one who lost only because of a recession.
I used to hear that if you’re young and conservative, you have no heart, and that if you’re old and liberal, you have no brain. Now I know a liberal can be both and being a conservative requires both.
facts
i still think most republicans are good people, like i dont think tens of millions of americans are just evil, sure the guy they voted for is but i dont think they know that
i prefer trump republicans over old republicans
@@jeanivanjohnson why?
Republicans would call Jesus 'woke' and they would denounce him
I'm pretty sure that happened some time ago.
@chrisrj9871 it did. Some christians have even called Jesus's teachings "weak."
Democrats would accuse him of spreading d1s1nf0rmat10n and call for his censorship.
@@jdee3421 Nice try. Not really.
@@jdee3421 Yeah you don't really get to play this round.
>uploads one video
>funny as hell
>disappears for 12 years and counting
My only guess is he ascended to Heaven immediately after this
Republican Jesus hit him with a SLAPP suit
*republican heaven
there was a rapture but it was literally just this guy
@ he was the best of our species, clearly
@@julienvalley28 White Heaven from the Boondocks
Algorithm Jesus has blessed this video.
His name is RNGesus.
@@wildfire9280 , that ain't random
More like algorithm God (its a song by yfm and its really good)
This is an extremely generous view of Republicans.
Very 2012. Very innocent.
How so?
No it’s not. It’s literally as exaggerated and biased as it could be
@@gentlemancharmander4411 that's what we call COPE
@@gentlemancharmander4411 Its missing the mean-spiritedness that is characteristic of the less palatable tendencies of the right. Republican Jesus here just seems like a carelessly selfish rich guy but not much of a хеnорhоbе.
I almost spit out my coffee watching this. LOL Was the Samaritan deported?
The Samaritans were banned from using public restrooms.
Jesus then promised to build a great wall like that of the Second Temple to keep all the Samaritans out... Promised...
If you are finding this video now, and it makes you mad, possibly consider why an ancient youtube video makes you feel insecure about your beliefs.
I'm going to repost this comment so more people see this.
Not to detract from the point but mad and insecure are not the same thing.
Jesus drove out the merchants at the temple, saying "The temple goers' money shall go to my new private jet"
this hasn't aged a day
LOL Republican Jesus should be made into a sitcom.
Great idea! I think that Seth MacFarlane should produce it!!!
Its been made into a reality show. Currently set in Washington DC.
And shown on one of the myriad of christian cable tv channels.
What a stupid video, Jesus was apolitical, he didn't take sides, before you criticize anyone, what are you doing to help someone?
Love this.
Typical Republican Jesus:telling someone to get a job when he's never had to have one himself. Sounds REALLY FAMILIAR.
The three wise men gave Jesus a small loan of gold, frankincense, and myrrh
wasn't Jesus a carpenter?
@@Zuzu00000If republican Jezus were to join a christian rock band he could go double myrrh!
@@speedy01247 no you're confusing him with the false prophet Real Jesus
Woah woah woah, calm down! Republican Jesus had a job as a carpenter. He worked really hard to achieve this position, his dad was a tough employer
This video just showed up on my feed, and... THANK YOU!
Yes, I have saying very similar things about Republicans who call themselves "Christian" for years.
I believe the correct spelling of Christian is Chrisdain for all the disdain shown by Repos for people not of the mind.
They've always been like this, Trump just said the quiet parts out loud.
I am a Christian who is an independent voter and i absolutely voted for the greatest Christian President ever = Ronald Reagan .
Reagan is America's greatest President , and i will not be silenced !
"Love thy neighbor, unless if they are nonwhite."
"Let the children come unto me, unless if they are nonwhite."
"Nonwhite parents and children shall be separated and forced to forsake each other," saith Republican Jesus.
Whiteness won't earn even a parent's "Christian love" if they're queer. Or a lot of other things, honestly.
Huh
“Why are these people always looking for a handout” the rich say, after taking everything, and somehow convincing many in the lower and middle class (same thing now) that they are right to say this.
My favorite part was when Jesus was like, “It’s Jesus time,” and Jesused all over the place, literally.
I remember that! He Jesus’ed all over my face
@@Archdukeofswol Ew xD
@@Archdukeofswolyou have received the Holy Semen
Aged like fine water. I mean, wine.
Your PFP is legendary
Just found this gem on my feed today for the first time after Trump won. And it makes me both want to laugh and cry at the same time
America chose Barabbas!
Cry more.
@@MaggotAddict21okay maggot
@@MaggotAddict21Eat shit.
@@MaggotAddict21 join us in a few years when these tariffs have made living almost impossible
Shows how many "Christians" don't know a single fact of the Faith.
They just elected the orange Republican Jesus
@@andyroubik5760 also the guy that says he has "nothing to repent for" and couldn't name a single bible verse. What a joke.
@@andyroubik5760jesus isnt that the name of a wellknown Mexican crack dealer?
There are no "facts" when you talk about faith. Facts require evidence, faith does not.
@@IusedtohaveausernameIliked Facts aren’t required for faith, but they can sure help it grow. And obviously facts about one’s God and Savior are extremely valuable to actual real Christians. Faith is certainly not meant to be based on personal feelings
America's latter-day Christians follow this version
So does Mike Johnson and that phony evangelical Paula White 🤮🤮🤮
The fact this was made 12 years ago and still is completely relevant today has got to mean something.
I didn’t think Republicans knew that Jesus was in the Bible.
As a Republican, I'm offended by how compassionate and selfless this depiction of jesus is.
/sarcasm?
@@psych0_s1s nah i think he is serious
@@psych0_s1s I wouldn't be sarcastic, I'm a Christian.
@@Isaacthemaniacno?? they're definitely joking dude
@@JAB_the_Tab stop censoring my freedom, you marxist
Hilarious...and depressingly accurate...
😭
i hope you're still alive, we're in idiocracy🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲
@@lennyface8771 Plutocracy/Kakistocracy/Oligarchy
Republican Jesus seem an awful lot like Supply Side Jesus.
They would bond if they ever met.
Imagine my surprise when i noticed this video is 12 years old
2:10 "... and I need this stones to build a wall"
Lmao, they don't use stones for that
@@Un_Abandoned bro, it was joke
The fact that this video seems to just be getting more and more accurate with time is kinda concerning.
Most of the "Christians" I know have a much stronger preference for the Old Testament than the New Testament. Which, if you think about it, is hilarious.
They have more in common with conservative Jews in that case. Almost like they demand a more callous almost evil God who punishes those who don’t do everything he tells them to
the old testament is essentially Jewish its only the new testament that is Christian.
@@speedy01247nope, the old testament is a fact in both religions
@@kryychu10 the word "essentially" might have given you a hint
@@kryychu10 The Old Testament is the primacy of the Jewish faith, but is only referred to as the New Testament in the context of Christianity. Christianity introduced the new testament, making it essentially an update to Judaism, and Islam introduced the revelations of the prophet Muhammad, making it an update to Christianity. Essentially, Judaism
I've never understood how they embrace both Trump and Jesus. Trump stands for hate Jesus stands for love. His supporters are so hypocritical. I feel sad for America right now
Some people only have love for themselves, others have love for everyone.
Because while Jesus may stand for love, the Church absolutely does not. If your goal was truly to be christlike, you'd never set foot in a church.
@@YA-ou1gl A church can be any private gathering where a commonly held belief or value is taught and shared, it's not a single institution. I've been to plenty of churches in the US that truly do preach the message of love and acceptance;
With that being said, it's becoming more and more common for churches to essentially worship their orange savior and egg on everything he stands for. It sucks, but they're not all MAGA cultists.
I dunno. I would assume that a lot of Christians voted for him less because of who he is and more because of Kamala's views on certain social issues. I didn't vote but I more or less hoped he won because I at least wanted someone who was opposed to stuff like child transition.
Now that he has won I'm realizing that what he has planned is likely going to be just as damaging or worse (from a Christian's view). I did not really keep tabs on either of them, and the stuff my Democrat mother tells me about him is stuff I really did not know, but even so, I ignored his personal behavior, because I really wanted someone who at least somewhat shared my opinions on policies to be a candidate. He was not my desired candidate for the Primary.
I'm conservative on a lot of social issues like gender-affirming care and abortion (in some cases), but generally I would probably be considered more fiscally liberal. The candidates who want to make healthcare accessible also think a child has the right to puberty blockers and hormone therapy or worse. The ones who plan to fight stuff like that, even if for nothing more than people's like mine approval, also have some radical crazy ideals towards migrants that I don't consider right.
What can people like me do? The two party system doesn't work. And among real Christians/people in my church (not posers who use it as an excuse to condemn and be self righteous) a lot did vote for Trump, but they weren't rallying behind him like a cult leader. It had more to do with what each candidate claimed to support than who they were as a person. There was no gloating or cheering in my church when he won. And we all agree it's wrong to disrespect either candidate. It's not an embrace of Trump as a human, they just made a decision based on the policies promised in comparison to their own values.
There are of course the crazy MAGA clan people too but I don't believe a lot of them practice biblical Christianity. Romans 2:24: "As it is written: “God’s name is blasphemed among the Gentiles because of you.”
Ask me anything I guess
That’s the thing, Trump does not stand for hate
So true, convince these people it is all their own fault that they have no money and they will let you steal them blind.
This aged like fine wine that was miraculously transformed from water.
this shit was waaaaay ahead of its time
Unfortunately, if anything, it was behind the times at the moment of release.
It just so happens that America hasn't learned or changed anything whatsoever. Hell, they still use the exact same old scaremongering, word for word, for minorities as they did a hundred years ago and it's still, somehow, working.
Lol no, republicans have just been trying to go backwards in time for 70+ years now.
no, things have just always been the same :/
This video is missing my favorite quote from Republican Jesus, "Thou shalt cast judgement and dole punishment to those who are different from you."
This was hilarious and sad at the same time, because it's so true. There is Jesus and the teachings of Jesus. And then there are Republican "Christians" who forgot all of those teachings.
"F.U., got mine" Jeebus, 2024
I´m a Christian and I salute this. I believe God has a sense of humour 🙂
Oh shut up cultist.
If there is a God and he doesn't have a sense of humour, we're *all* fucked.
That's true. Jst look around the room. LOLOL
I like your comment and your attitude. If humans have a sense of humour (although many don’t), and we are created in the image and likeness of god……, draw your own conclusion.
What about the noah's arc story ? does not look humorous to me.
Or sending bears in order to slaughter toddlers?
Not much has changed since this video was posted. Amazing.
ai can never replace this amazing art
And Republican Jesus spoke unto them, saying: "Yea, verily, I say unto you -- go forth, do really stupid stuff, lie about it, and piss off the libs !! "
Later, Republican Jesus was overheard -- "Anybody see Kari Lake ?? She promised me a hummer !"
You don't get it, his leftovers will trickle down after he gets 99% of the food
I remember when republican Jesus said “Love thy neighbor like thy enemy for he hath come to steal your jobs.”
Republicans if Jesus came back today:
"He's brown?!? 😭🤯"
"IT'S THE ANTICHRIST, GET HIM!"
@@bongibot1104 if revelations happens they literally would accuse him of being the antichrist lmao. esp after he’s done addressing the megachurches and Vatican
Not just brown but a Palestinian Jew, lol. They'd lose their minds
@@HuckleberryHim The fact that only after seeing his jew nose would they figure out that jesus' "teachings" are all horseshit says a lot about the new republicans
He isn’t “Brown” nor does that term exist. You don’t know what Levantine people look like
crazy how republicans take the title of “good Christians”
As it is said in one of my all time favorite Linecutters lyrics, "All that trickles down, is piss."
The cornerstone of democracy will always revolve around, seperation of church and state. When we put a religous label on it, then the whole concept of freedom dissolves.
As one Founding Father said (forgot which) both exist in greater purity when they're kept separate or something like that
I crack up every time they address him as Republican Jesus.
Truth be said.... isn't it weird that between FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE, nobody thought to bring lunch?
In the story they stayed out much longer than they expected. So it's possible that they did but everyone ran out of food
Yeah, that is kinda weird. If I knew that I was gonna sit in a field for hours, I'd at least bring some fruit or something
> ppl vote for cheap eggs and milk
> "it will be very hard to bring prices down"
> thank you, jesus
Republicans being hypocrites doesn’t mean progressive politics are good.
By all accounts democrats deserved to lose this year
@@turkeysgotmorecloutthanyoudemocrats aren’t progressive they are liberals
Cmon guys, Jesus needs a new Chrysler.
A...Christ-ler?
Blessed are the rich, for their children shall inherit the familes wealth.
This has more relevance today than ever before. More Christian Republicans need to see this.
It’s Thanksgiving 2024. This video is now relevant more than ever.
Republican Jesus is totally self made, he just happens to be god's son
This need to be made into some like of attack ad
12 YEARS AGO?!?!?!? Forget about aging well this has been practically cryostated untill today
This person dropped the greatest video on Jesus over a decade ago and never came back to TH-cam. What a legend.
Bro is turning water into wine with this video
One upload on the channel, dropped a banger and knew it couldn’t be topped.
If Jesus was the Democratic Presidential Candidate, America would call him woke and reelect Trump because "both sides are bad".
Lmao true
Nah if you could prove that beyond a shadow of a doubt, they’d still claim fake news
And because he'd apparently be better on the economy...somehow...
@FruityPassion even my dumb cat has better economic policy than trump
@@lennyface8771 And a better Hairstyle probably
"Deny thy healthcare, Deny thy life" - Saint Mangioni 10:11
Discovered this on Black Friday 2024. Outstanding work. Next do the 1 where Republican Jesus discovers the money changers making a market place out of the church. U know, when he turns over their tables & yells angrily"You do not make your market place in my father's house! It is _my market place!_ Republican Jesus merch only!"
As a Christian, it breaks my heart to see so many worship a golden calf without even realizing it
The golden calf mightve been an old depiction of Yahweh though, so mught not even be another god.
Yes, and most are my fellow Catholics!
@@richardlevasseur6771Dunno if you live in America, but over here the Protestants are actually *worse* in that regard! Megachurches are fucking insane.
real, its part funny but mostly incredibly sad
@@thesenate5956the golden calf was something the started worshipping as they believed that god had abandoned them
and now the cult went much further than this...
It’s been over a decade yet this video has not aged a day
It's the chanting throughout! 😂😂😂I'm literally on the floor crying with laughter! Future classic!👏👏
This video is truly ahead of its time, hilarious af
an internet classic, this needs to be preserved
I was flabbergasted when i looked at the release date truly a timeless work of art
Jesus was genuinely the most woke person ever + plus he was a palestinian immigrant
while he may have loved everyone, doesn't change the fact he still followed god's values (against homosexuality etc.), and no he was not a palestinian immigrant he was born to jewish parents in a city in judea which at the time was inhabited by jews
@@nnaturallylolxd Name one passage where Jesus was against homosexuality, do not recite The Old Testament.
@@Jermadumptruck i'm saying it's inferred lol, i obviously didn't mean jesus was all 'imprison gays' like those us republicans, i mean he was still against the actual sin of having sex with someone of your same sex, why wouldn't he be? god designed sex for a man and a woman, not for a man and a man or woman and woman.
@@nnaturallylolxd he was against the sin of having sex period (outside of marriage). If Jesus heard the marriage institution, which at the time did not allow for same-sex marriages, changed to do so, he'd probably be on board with it.
@@Aescalona i know, i was just using the gay thing as an example
The way this got recommended at this time - 12 years later, despite it coming from a channel with just 448 subscribers...
Day before 2024 USA presidential election. I like the humor of this skit, and dislike that it is STILL so relevant
Ohh, my sweet innocent November child.
Al Franken did a satire called Supply Side Jesus.
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son.
this is literally more relevant than it could ever be right now
"I identify my gender as the son of god!!" Republican jesus said, mockingly.
I laughed sooooo hard I spit out my coffee! TRUTH from the first frame to the last. Brilliant!!
I only clicked on this because I felt like it was going to be a joke and wasn't disappointed
And Jesus showed up & Lazarus rose from the dead, to become a Trumper & he wandered the earth, spewing nonsense to any & all who would listen before shaking their heads & walking away.