Why The Ottomans Ruin Everything - Victoria 2

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  • @aschreeder
    @aschreeder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    "Never gonna get a sequel"- that aged like fine wine

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    *American Cabinet Meeting*
    “Sir, the Ottomans have constructed a canal through panama?”
    President: “What? WHAT?”

    • @theawkwardskeleton6608
      @theawkwardskeleton6608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      “Bring me my BIG STICK.”
      *puts on glasses menacingly

    • @robland3253
      @robland3253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Carge!!!!!

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Who?... did WHAT?...and WHERE?

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know it's a bot when it doesn't @ right

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theawkwardskeleton6608 remember to talk softly too

  • @doggg_
    @doggg_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    sick man of Europe? more like THICC man of Europe

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Doggg thicc wamyn of Europe,, men can't be thicc and that's supporting the patriarchy

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smooth

    • @annatarlordofgifts2442
      @annatarlordofgifts2442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @فهمي كتاني yeah hence the moniker lol

    • @CataciousAmogusevic
      @CataciousAmogusevic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      T H I C C

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only thing that is thicc is your mom

  • @lanewikstrom3282
    @lanewikstrom3282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    “Never gonna get a sequel” we all thought so

  • @quintenbrosens3621
    @quintenbrosens3621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    The Russia going fascist and invading Ukraine joke aged like fine artisanal dairy

    • @smackelf
      @smackelf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof

    • @MrThhg
      @MrThhg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ooof

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except Ukraine went nazi and it's not a joke.

    • @ImSavageOne
      @ImSavageOne ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bdleo300 Simeone's been sneaking the propaganda juice when mom wasn't looking.

    • @jomp6141
      @jomp6141 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

  • @harrisonharry15
    @harrisonharry15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    I thought you were gonna play Australia because of the land down under. Can you hear can you hear the thunder?

    • @tomh4754
      @tomh4754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      where women glow and men plunder

    • @apad1356
      @apad1356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You better run, you better take cover

    • @enderredacted112
      @enderredacted112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Buying bread from a man in Brussels

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you unable to reeeeead?

    • @magnusdominus06
      @magnusdominus06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which mod is he playing?

  • @FrankOceanLover3169
    @FrankOceanLover3169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    “The prussians wants us to fight austria”
    *ceddin deden plays in distance*

    • @paintball7797
      @paintball7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *death to vienna plays in the distance**

    • @jessepolask7926
      @jessepolask7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/-AB0k4Itneg/w-d-xo.html

  • @IronsidePitchBoi
    @IronsidePitchBoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    First notes: F3 and C4
    Plink: G6 (x15)
    Distance: Major third down under (lul)

    • @snva8038
      @snva8038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      hello ironside pitch boi

    • @StraboSE
      @StraboSE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Our Lord and savior!

    • @cyberavenger8668
      @cyberavenger8668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kept us waiting

    • @scottjanes8964
      @scottjanes8964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If there’s only one person or thing that brings me true happiness, it is you.

    • @excitableboy7031
      @excitableboy7031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can fart in E Minor.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    The Ottomans ruin everything because Otto and his men were sleeping all the time the lazy fricks.

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The Ottomans are Bismarck's brother's army which failed to defeat France.

    • @XerxesTheUndead
      @XerxesTheUndead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The Ottomans are the Islamic version of Spain, because they always go have a siesta

    • @politkos5348
      @politkos5348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HEY! NO SWEARING!! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN WEBSITE

    • @Lukas0901
      @Lukas0901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fricking hecks man flip flop crop

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Ottomans ruined everything because they were betrayed by Egypt.

  • @APerson-dx3ic
    @APerson-dx3ic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    What I like about ISP is that he knows history. It makes him make good jokes about the topic that most of his fans understand. I just wanted to say that.

    • @TheTomexNo1
      @TheTomexNo1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I partially agree. For example, Ottomans weren't really salty at Poland after Vienna - as far as I know they had friendly ties before, during and after partiations so his support to Russian Empire doesn't make sense if we were to RP.
      But overall - true

    • @APerson-dx3ic
      @APerson-dx3ic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know some things are false, of course

    • @landstalker7317
      @landstalker7317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheTomexNo1 Also there were polish immigrants WHO settled in İstanbul in ottoman empire WHO were treated well by ottomans.

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheTomexNo1 Yeah but he's obviously not taking it too seriously

  • @aaronmcreynolds6702
    @aaronmcreynolds6702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    "Ah my fellow war crime denier"
    Take my likes you mad man

    • @jeune_turc9404
      @jeune_turc9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Aaron Mcreynolds Just like the entire “Civilized World”

    • @spqr1023
      @spqr1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aaron Mcreynolds oh yeah, those british, french and russians are such angels, they accepted and apologised for their war crimes. God bless them❤️❤️

    • @Lunarchy421
      @Lunarchy421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Honestly it's the Germans that have owned up to it the best.

    • @Lunarchy421
      @Lunarchy421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@elmascapo6588 Never said who commited the worst crimes. just that Germany has done the best job taking responsibility for it's past.

    • @spqr1023
      @spqr1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sheev Togwaggle i agree about that.

  • @HighAdmiral
    @HighAdmiral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Christian missionaries...
    from the Ottomans...
    10/10 iSorrow.

    • @landstalker7317
      @landstalker7317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ottomans were actually tolerant to missionaries.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@landstalker7317 but Christian missionaries from the Ottomans is one of the last thing you'll ever hear. The Ottoman Sultan is the Caliph of the Islamic faith himself.

    • @emirdiegomontes6411
      @emirdiegomontes6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexanderchristopher6237 are there instances where the ottomans let Christians in their lands

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Normie

    • @imperator692
      @imperator692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@emirdiegomontes6411 There were lots of Evangelical missionaries in the Christian areas of the Ottoman Empire, but I'm sure if they went preaching in the middle of some Muslim village in Hejaz, that wouldn't go to well.

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Last Christmas you opened advent calendars but the very next day the video files got corrupted. This year to save us from tears you're going to play Coolmathgames

    • @vlaamscherp
      @vlaamscherp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      For the 12th day of Christmas Sam gave to me
      11... 14... Artillery comments
      13?
      Better go and sharpen my counting skills on Coolmathgames.com
      [Also I'm not Alpha anymore, changed to Aurora]

    • @ploxman
      @ploxman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      epical Sam, very epical

    • @bb3xhrhj
      @bb3xhrhj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no

    • @5lake
      @5lake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Last Christmas he was playing hoi4

    • @thepolishastronaut7940
      @thepolishastronaut7940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's still october, please refrain from christmas carols until at least November 1st

  • @kingof_prussia
    @kingof_prussia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    WHERE IS IRONSIDE PITCH BOI?

    • @derrk1929
      @derrk1929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      having a stroke

    • @ytpanda398
      @ytpanda398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Rehearsal

    • @EslayerTM
      @EslayerTM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      working probably

    • @blueconx
      @blueconx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      About 3-4 comments above you

    • @ashc4h488
      @ashc4h488 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have a pub named after you in Devon btw

  • @artificialgravitas8954
    @artificialgravitas8954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Your indutry went up 20% from just nibbles of Germany, is that German efficency or Ottoman incompetance?

    • @SaintPanzerker
      @SaintPanzerker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      why build industry when you can take others hon hon

    • @Jeffbonfro
      @Jeffbonfro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Both

    • @alikuzyaka2152
      @alikuzyaka2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Both
      From game perspective German provinces always have high number of factory worker pops

    • @Nabnab153
      @Nabnab153 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alikuzyaka2152 nuce flag

  • @olejnik5165
    @olejnik5165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Aye finally some good Furniture Empire

    • @xxCreeperPLxx
      @xxCreeperPLxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Niech żyje Sułtan!

    • @jackryan2612
      @jackryan2612 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's be honest, ottomans (ottomen?) are just inferior pouffes

    • @alpkaandabanloglu5669
      @alpkaandabanloglu5669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jackryan2612 this inferior empire took whole europe as a target and almost suceded

    • @JohnSmith-uv1iy
      @JohnSmith-uv1iy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "almost" is the important word, the ottomans where more advanced than europeans in many ways, but saying they almost succeded at invading Europe is far from the truth.

    • @nikolche403
      @nikolche403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      all that would be possible if we dont factor in how overstretched the ottomans were at that point, you know its not just about beating the enemy at war... keeping what you gained is...

  • @JohnDoe-dn2bc
    @JohnDoe-dn2bc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    One that’s never gonna get a sequel,well bois look at it now

  • @lordukon
    @lordukon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “It’s that one game that’s never gonna get a sequel.”
    Victoria 3 Announcement Trailer: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This was in 2018, what did you expect?

  • @markhenley3097
    @markhenley3097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    If Egypt suddenly disappears from the map then the Ottomans aren't to blame.

  • @moonshinei
    @moonshinei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:14 did not age well! ~

  • @dhararry7929
    @dhararry7929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:54 he called it

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    2:40 Central Powers early access

  • @yoanmelnic1152
    @yoanmelnic1152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i sorrow predicted the ukrainian russian war

    • @Mayabichi
      @Mayabichi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It had already started since 2014

    • @Aaron067
      @Aaron067 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Russian invasion

  • @walx274
    @walx274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:55
    Ayo ?

  • @laynaTheLobster
    @laynaTheLobster ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Never gonna get a sequel,"
    A couple years ago I thought he was wrong.
    These days... I know he was right v-v

  • @mar4779
    @mar4779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    i think isp is playing a lot vic 2 to force paradox to realise victoria 3

    • @BarskiPatzow
      @BarskiPatzow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hope it works :D

    • @denizkavi
      @denizkavi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it worked!

  • @asfmankey3672
    @asfmankey3672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    KURDISTAN - 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒
    Ottoman Empire - Its free real estate

    • @thedoruk6324
      @thedoruk6324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Asf Mankey ASSYRIA - *İn Existence*
      Kurds - Real Free Estate

    • @ardacagrc4601
      @ardacagrc4601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Europe:exists
      Germany:its free real estate

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The world: exists
      The Brits: It's free real estate with a loicense, I swer on me mom's bottle

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic6379
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic6379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Manchuria:Exists
      Japan: It's free real estate

    • @sanadedixeptar5214
      @sanadedixeptar5214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy hell i love this comment section. We dont even have a single triggered turkish boi here We are improving

  • @badgaming1243
    @badgaming1243 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    10:53 he predicted the invasion of Ukraine

    • @Aaron067
      @Aaron067 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Donbass and crimea was 2014

  • @Barry.Age63
    @Barry.Age63 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:03 If only you knew how right you were

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Constantine? More like Constantartilleryonly

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Harvey Thompson thats brilliant

    • @g0kalp738
      @g0kalp738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Silence Europe, its Istanbul.

  • @theagle4k213
    @theagle4k213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:14 i am proud to say that you were wrong all along

  • @IwanJames
    @IwanJames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:14 you lied to us all

  • @ryanbazail
    @ryanbazail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "russia has taken ukraine and gone fascist, this is too close to the real world"
    you can say that again

  • @crowley3885
    @crowley3885 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:54 GOD DAMN IT ISP YOU CALLED IT!

  • @patbiss7742
    @patbiss7742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "You see, you take out kurdistan and.."
    -Tronald Dump

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    What do you called a german ottoman?
    OTTO VON BISMARCK

    • @mahirsamil1477
      @mahirsamil1477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Otto Von SuleiMAN

    • @somepolishmoment9118
      @somepolishmoment9118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Castsmith nah he was successful and could put something together and hold it together unlike someone COUGH COUGH OTTOMANS COUGH

    • @swedishsemla5466
      @swedishsemla5466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Otto Man Bismarck

    • @mehmetcaneren4042
      @mehmetcaneren4042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hey our empire lasted longer than the germany bismarck build!

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      At first I didn't get it...then I realised I didn't care

  • @soviet_tank_lover
    @soviet_tank_lover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Nice clanks isp also ottomemes.

    • @YamamuraMaria0
      @YamamuraMaria0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      real name "Osmanlı" not ottoman

  • @TheAustralianMapper5378
    @TheAustralianMapper5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:13 Well that age badly.

  • @zacharyparsons219
    @zacharyparsons219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Vicky 2 Australia gameplay confirmed?

  • @conzer0946
    @conzer0946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:13 that aged poorly

  • @jomatt456
    @jomatt456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Best Ironside intro so far

  • @Ehrgeiz33
    @Ehrgeiz33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    guess what game is getting a sequel......
    Yea, don't you feel dumb now...2 and a half years later... .. just shoot me

  • @PapaSoma
    @PapaSoma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I clicked harder than Ataturk pressed down on Turkey

  • @FROMdaHOOD15
    @FROMdaHOOD15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "The one that's never gonna get a sequel!" didn't age well I guess 🤷

    • @CarlosianBigWang
      @CarlosianBigWang 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You beat me to this you shit I just commented it without seeing this lol

  • @simsim3643
    @simsim3643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    wtf australia isn't even a real country

  • @del3496
    @del3496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:56 This aged way too well holy shit

  • @Jeff-ry6mm
    @Jeff-ry6mm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:56 aged well.

  • @tacoman5121
    @tacoman5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They announced VIC 3 but It is 3 years later

  • @richardbarbaros5868
    @richardbarbaros5868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "All I did was build a really big navy, and a really big army, and nothing else to deserve this."
    Accurately describes the Ottoman Empire, actually.

  • @RoverStorm
    @RoverStorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'll have you know they promised ON STREAM that Vicy 3 WILL be released...
    Before 2045.

    • @Baysal_Alisan
      @Baysal_Alisan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn’t remind us :(

  • @kirschitz64
    @kirschitz64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:55
    This game makes the best predictions

  • @rydenbarr9041
    @rydenbarr9041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Don't worry boys, we'll have him playing coolmathgames before the leaves fall from the trees." - Kasier Wilhelm ll.

  • @asierescobal1248
    @asierescobal1248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:28 Our Proud Nations will stay together in the history Mr Sorrow, you will never regret it, also it is the first time i've ever seen our flag in victoria ii game and its wonderful.

  • @SQaz1245
    @SQaz1245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Random comment to help out ISP since TH-cam is run by an equation

  • @PaulEIvory
    @PaulEIvory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Pls do a conversion video! Vic2 to Hoi4

  • @TheDrian24
    @TheDrian24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Little does he know Victoria 3 just got announced

  • @nopedontcare691
    @nopedontcare691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:13 HA

  • @norealtalentproductions8051
    @norealtalentproductions8051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "you know the game that will never get a sequel"
    🌀👄🌀 Are you sure about that?

  • @jacobhouseman7448
    @jacobhouseman7448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a toddler and the entire country of Belgium all get in a fistfight. Who wins?
    The toddler, because the other three are fairy tales.

  • @pineapple6672
    @pineapple6672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "The one that'll never get a sequel!" Well that aged well.

  • @delmullins4737
    @delmullins4737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That intro aged like milk

  • @kellykirtley8612
    @kellykirtley8612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ISP:Oh it’s that game which will never get a sequel
    me:are you sure about that?

  • @zfollowell
    @zfollowell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "You know, the game thats never going to get a squeal"
    *Laughs in Half life 2, Portal 2, Dota 2, Team fortress 2, and Left 4 dead 2*

    • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
      @WelcomeToDERPLAND 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sweats in half life 2 alyx

    • @utku1441
      @utku1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anything made by valve and end with 2

    • @Jeffbonfro
      @Jeffbonfro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Csgo

    • @SuperWeirdfish
      @SuperWeirdfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Counter-strike GO is a sequel 🤏

  • @gmenkf5103
    @gmenkf5103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The intro didn't age very well. *looks at camera*

  • @chameleonmilk1457
    @chameleonmilk1457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how he said this game would never get a sequel

  • @philip8498
    @philip8498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why did i even bother going here to correct isp that this game will in fact get a sequel? 7 hours ago someone beat me to it.

  • @xeanderman6688
    @xeanderman6688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Ah, my fellow war crime denier"
    Lmao

  • @jutoputo
    @jutoputo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:13 Damn...

  • @anastasiossavvidis8247
    @anastasiossavvidis8247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:54 this aged like fine wine...

  • @Dan-kr9bm
    @Dan-kr9bm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It got a sequel
    whoo

  • @johnsullivan186
    @johnsullivan186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Confederate states of America!

    • @heavypupper1219
      @heavypupper1219 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Seagull780 You've clearly never read the Bible. Christians hate non Christians. They see them as inferior and will destroy them by any means.
      2 John 1:9-11
      Everyone who goes on ahead and does not abide in the teaching of Christ, does not have God. Whoever abides in the teaching has both the Father and the Son. If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, do not receive him into your house or give him any greeting, for whoever greets him takes part in his wicked works.
      2 Corinthians 6:14-15 ESV / 217 helpful votes
      Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. For what partnership has righteousness with lawlessness? Or what fellowship has light with darkness? What accord has Christ with Belial? Or what portion does a believer share with an unbeliever?
      Psalm 14:1 ESV / 268 helpful votes
      To the choirmaster. Of David. The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds, there is none who does good.
      2 John 1:9-11 ESV / 740 helpful votes
      Everyone who goes on ahead and does not abide in the teaching of Christ, does not have God. Whoever abides in the teaching has both the Father and the Son. If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, do not receive him into your house or give him any greeting, for whoever greets him takes part in his wicked works.
      There's many, many more in the Bible if you would look.

    • @Seagull780
      @Seagull780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heavypupper1219 What?

  • @simoncowell8801
    @simoncowell8801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    that intro aged well

  • @MrTeddy12397
    @MrTeddy12397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    But what about the industrial output of the Ottoman empire during world war 1?

    • @thesickman8964
      @thesickman8964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm in the neo-ottoman, and I love the Ottoman Empire and its twilight so you got know that their imports were mostly of Germany that's why they had so much gear most of the weapons from the Germans and their iconic khaki gear came from the British

  • @pandaking1456
    @pandaking1456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That Ukrainian bit aged very well

  • @alverygrissom2544
    @alverygrissom2544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    9:59
    the chad ottoman
    10:06
    the virgin austria

  • @Karagianis
    @Karagianis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was a terrible battle. The enemy hurled themselves upon us with swords, rifles, machine-guns, and worst of all... seven hundred rock-cakes!

  • @huntre111
    @huntre111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'that game that's never going to get a sequel', HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW THAT THEY'VE ANNOUNCED VIC3?

  • @ilyas80s65
    @ilyas80s65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ottoman empire: look
    ottoman empire: I am the roman empire!

    • @YamamuraMaria0
      @YamamuraMaria0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      www.harita.gov.tr/urun-262-haritasi.html

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ironside pitch boi, what’s your analysis!?

  • @ianlong8258
    @ianlong8258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:44 isorrow predicted the future

  • @connorpitts9035
    @connorpitts9035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shit, this was two years ago now? I’m starting to feel OOOOLLLLLDDDDD

  • @demsimex
    @demsimex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Heart of Darkness? I am pretty sure of your %90 of your subs don't know about that novel :)

  • @niko7877
    @niko7877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Comrade ISP next time make an undertale op, succumb to the meme so you can get some cheap clicks

  • @devoidofvoltz2562
    @devoidofvoltz2562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Actually Ottomans were a really successful great power of the Mediterranean, maybe second to Rome.
    They were definitely more stable.

    • @marvelfannumber1
      @marvelfannumber1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +uok
      Wrong, they never called themselves Rum in official documents, you've got it completely ass backwards. Rum referred to the people who lived in Rumelia (what the Ottomans called the Balkan), Rum basically meant their Orthodox Christian subjects. The Ottoman Sultans were not Rum, Muslim Turks were not Rum, Arabs were not Rum. Rum referred to a very specific part of the population that was not part of the ruling class.
      Also their bureaucracy was completely different, but I don't feel like goinig into that right now because that's a whole other can of worms.
      So in conclusion, the Ottomans never declared themselves to be the successor, let alone the continuation of Rome, so stop making shit up, thank you.

    • @marvelfannumber1
      @marvelfannumber1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Kaka Kaka
      People always bring up the Kaiser-I-Rum thing, but people never really look at the context. When Mehmed adopted the title Caesar of Rome, he wasn't saying his empire was now Rome, he was saying that he now became the ruler of Rum, or specifically the Caesar of Rome, which he used to legitimize his imperial claims. This was very much Ottoman custom, to adopt local titles in order to add legitimacy to their rule. So when they conquered Egypt, the Ottoman Sultan became Sultan of Upper and Lower Egypt, when they conquered Mecca they decided to take the title of Caliph etc.
      But the Ottoman Sultans would never call themselves Rum, that's the crucial part here. They would see themselves more as the protector or ruler of Rum, but not as Rum themselves.
      Also I am very much aware that Rumelia originally referred to Anatolia, however this gradually changed to a name for the Balkans. Probably because most local inhabitants would refer to the Balkans as Romania (the common name for the Balkans before the Ottoman conquest) and probably because the amount of Rum (Orthodox Christians) in Anatolia had substantially decreased since Seljuk rule.

    • @marvelfannumber1
      @marvelfannumber1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +uok
      Mehmed was really the only one to try and use the Caesar of Rome title for any kind of serious leverage. After him it was quickly abandoned and stops being used entirely around the late 16th-early 17th Century. Also Mehmed never declared his Empire a continuation of Rome, he merely made Caesar one of his *secondary* titles, not his primary title. Mehmed wasn't first and foremost Caesar, he was Sultan, Padishah, Caliph or even Khan before he was Caesar.
      The Ottomans were a multicultural Empire, so they would adopt local titles to legitimize their rule for different peoples. So for Orthodox Christians, the title of Caesar would be more familiar to them and legitimize the Ottoman Sultans suzerainity.
      Also I seriously doubt Rum only referred to Greeks, because when Eastern Rumelia was created in the 1870's, it was primarily composed of Bulgarians, not Greeks.
      To call the Ottomans a continuation of Rome is like calling Spain a continuation of Rome because Thomas Palaiologos sold his titles to the King of Spain. It's a stretch at best and completely ridiculous at worst.

    • @marvelfannumber1
      @marvelfannumber1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +uok
      Well, you did say that the Ottomans were "a continuation of Rome", and that's what I take major issue with. Anyway, I disagree that the government was based on Rome, atleast directly. They did inherit some things, but not in a very different way from say how Medieval European Kingdoms also inherited some governance from Rome. The Ottomans for one had a completely different taxation system, based on Islamic Law, there was no equivalent to the Jizya or Zakat in the Roman Empire. They also had completely different titles and upper positions. There was not really an equivalent to the Megas Doux for example, which was essentially a kind of Prime Minister (not in the modern sense), nor were there any real equivalent to Sebastokrator, Senator etc.
      They did borrow some things though, the ceremonial ritual in the Topkapi Palace for example seems to have been somewhat indirectly inspired by the Roman court rituals in the Great Palace, and there were some other minor things I can't recall at the moment, but I don't think these things are enough to declare them a continuation of Rome.
      In short, the Ottomans borrowed things from Rome, but so did pretty much all of Europe and much of the Middle East, that doesn't make those countries continuations of Rome. Rome was a political entity, and that political entity was destroyed in 1453.

    • @YamamuraMaria0
      @YamamuraMaria0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uok8012 www.harita.gov.tr/urun-262-haritasi.html not im Osmanlı and Osmanlı's Türk

  • @__Cthulhu__
    @__Cthulhu__ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ISP: "You take out Kurdistan and become a great power"
    Turkey: ✍️✍️✍️✍️

  • @simonfrederiksen104
    @simonfrederiksen104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:04 "I don't recommend taking this part of Greece."
    You could pretty much say that about any part of Greece and you would be right on the money - Speaking of money, not even the Greeks are too keen on taking responsibility for Greece.

  • @shesh2265
    @shesh2265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    okay please do vicky 2 collab with alex and drew or sth just have them completley clueless

  • @edwardbrown3721
    @edwardbrown3721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:00 Oh god

  • @morganglue458
    @morganglue458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sorry bro, gotta change that intro,
    V I C K Y 3 B A BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @tauempire1793
    @tauempire1793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nice one ISP you make a entertaining video on my birthday even though you wouldn't know when my birthday is but really cool video

    • @mrmangelo3073
      @mrmangelo3073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Clearly the greater good at work

    • @tauempire1793
      @tauempire1793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES MY FRIEND THE GREATER GOOD SHALL SPREAD FOR THE TAU EMPIRE I MEAN FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL CITIZENS OF THE TAU EMPIRE DEFINITELY NOT FOR IMPERIALISTIC EXPANSION HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @thefallenlmc5158
      @thefallenlmc5158 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, its my birthday as well.

  • @CarlosianBigWang
    @CarlosianBigWang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That bit In the beginning didn’t hold up to well lmao

  • @kolbasdragonborn2457
    @kolbasdragonborn2457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do crusader kings all the way to hoi4 with Byzantium!!

  • @dawsondebrusk2275
    @dawsondebrusk2275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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  • @theallinonegamer8482
    @theallinonegamer8482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Australia was made up by the Ottomans... confirmed by ISP with that intro

  • @gamerito100
    @gamerito100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The Armenian Question"
    *Final Solution starts playing* xD

  • @levervaillant1201
    @levervaillant1201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Do a game with basque country please

  • @wolfspider10100
    @wolfspider10100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That intro aged like milk lol

  • @TheLadida42
    @TheLadida42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:15 "Now we are number one in everything and be it on the backs of others. We just built a really big navy and a really big army . We did literally nothing else to deserve that spot." - Imperialism in a nutshell

  • @staticlando
    @staticlando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The game that's never gonna get a sequel"
    WELL WELL WELL

  • @foughtstatue1023
    @foughtstatue1023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Actually the Ottoman history goes like this:
    Hey we won a war!
    OH GOD FIRE
    REVOLT
    Repeat