@Cool Cas Almost all of the workers in Europe were dependent on the potato. If anything, it was the government's of Europe's fault for letting the people be dependent on one crop. Also r/woosh
@@DragonHunter24 Its root would be china also Britain is not a superpower anymore not even a major nation in world politics so they wouldn't even accept the Annixation of Hong Kong because china would fuck them up lmao
@@dep8776 The only way for Hong Kong to retain whatever freedom they still have is by destroying the CCP. Will that happen? I don't know, certainly outside control/influence of Hong Kong.
@@dep8776 If by 'independent nation' you mean a new treaty port and naval base right on the Chinese shoreline for the US, sure. Hong Kong is like a fucking ungrateful brat who relies on the Chinese mainland for EVERYTHING, food, power, water supplies etc., hell, China fucking saved Hong Kong's economy when Soros tried to pull his stunt on their stock market and ruin their currency, IT WAS THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT WHO STOPPED HIM, and then the little shit offers itself to be a new age treaty port for the west to invade China again. It baffles me how you people in the west can't see the power struggle behind this affair and just all vent on China. Do you really think they will be an 'independent nation'? Did they have any 'freedom' when under British rule? Sure, Britain is known for granting colonies freedom, but then we wouldn't know of any fella named Washington or Ghandi.
Haha jokes on you the Russkies knows about Tatarstan but not as independent nation but as self-governing republic inside the federation, pretty much like Chechnya.
Italy vs Italy Italy used switch sides Italy,Italy vs. Italy used switch sides Italy vs Italy See we all know this is an endless loop that people accidentally commit suicide because they accidentally decleare on themselves
This video was released well over a year ago and I have watched it countless times but I still laugh when he says "BY GEORGE COME LOOK WHATS IN MY TEST TUBE, ITS A SWASTIKA". 10/10, great video
I wasn't pushed a notification for this video >:( First two notes: G#3 and D#4 Plink: A#6, plus FOOLED YA (bonjour? maybe) Distance: Minor third down, plus we were FOOLED (or he said "good day" - who knows? certainly not me)
Hi, I know you probably here this everyday, but I am going to say it anyway. Your videos are amazing. They make me smile, give me something to laugh about and are overall making my day. You've inspired me to become a bit of a history and geography nerd. I just wanted to say; thank you for this.
"Remember guys, if you ever feel down; I beat the russians so hard that they had to admit that a nation called Tatarstan existed and give it independence, it could be worse"
Why do people see Britain as a high tea consuming county ? An average Turkish person consumes 50 kg of tea every year which is the highest in the world.
1st to 3rd Opium Wars: WTHK 4th Opium War: 5:27 5th Opium War: 6:38 6th Opium War: 8:11 7th Opium War: 8:50 8th Opium War: 9:42 (I hate myself for having to do this and writing it out on a notebook...) Edit: I guess my "pain" was worth it... not really.
Either the USA or Germany is the easiest nation in the game, in my opinion. Both get ridiculous bonuses and start in good positions to be much stronger than the UK by mid to late game.
The UK is so easy to play it's hard again, because managing all those troops, colonies, and ships will make you want to turn the game off and never touch it again.
2:46 "So the most immigrants to the USA comes from me and the Ottoman Empire... Interesting." *a bloody lot of rebel notifications pops in the notification panel*
Ireland and Northern Ireland: Blight, can we have potatoes and can you stop taking are grain, England, please we are starving! Blight: Yeah... in 4 YEARS! England: No, we rich you poor so deal with it! This is not meant to hurt anyone!
This was the first video I watched from ISP back in 2018. Paradox should pay him because without him I wouldn't have spent $300 on random paradox games and their DLC.
As a person who lives in TATARSTAN, I must say that our PROUD NATION was really independent.... Once. Like. 500 years ago. But still. Found this super hilarious, seeing us featured in ISP video. БЫЗ БУЛДЫРДЫК (means "we managed" in our language)
Oh please do a Netherlands game where you take back the colonies and territories from belgium, great britain, france, china, usa, brazil, transvaal and portugal, you know south africa, ceylon, guyana, new york, formosa, parts of india, singapore, togo, portugese indonesia and north eastern brazil. As a bonus you could also get new Zealand and australia. I dare you if you can
It's really easy for Bavaria to become a great power. Once as Prussia I booted Austria, the Ottomans, and Russia back so far that Bavaria, Two Scillies's, and the Netherlands became great powers.
This game ended up going pretty well, sorry for still sounding ill i am slowly recovering.
Also discord is here: www.discord.gg/isp
Cool meth games
Oh god not that discord again it’s the reason I have testicular cancer
There is a map game on cool math games for you to play.
You can stop being ill if you play cool math games
iSorrowproductions plz play transcaucasia
7:35 "Italy v Italy- Who's going to win?"
Historically, France.
True
Okey Doken
Italian Wars?
Or for that matter, Austria
Actually France usually tried and got cocked every time….. meanwhile Austria “buying” Tuscany from Spain….
"Now you will see the power of a fully functional Ottoman Empire" - Abraham Lincoln
hihihi
hihihih
“Oh i’m afraid the Ottoman Empire will be quite operational when your Russian friends arrive.” John F. Kennedy
Erhm, acktualllyyyyy *pushes up glasses*, that clip took place in 1878-79 which means it would actually be Rutherford B. Hayes.
@@jeffjefferson5095 is this sarcasm?
Fun fact: around the time of the 1st Opium War, Britain spent >10% of its GDP on tea annually
That's unfathomable!
I know, it should be more!
Much smaller number than I presumed!
th-cam.com/video/b6ylaHweaIY/w-d-xo.html
Goddamn rookie numbers
*Look what's in this testube, A SWASTIKA!*
@@tf2XDcloucked did you even watch the video, he did, I didn't
Ummmm, what? Nazism is facism. Thats like saying maoism is not communism.
@@tf2XDcloucked m8 what kind of drugs have you been doing?
Danius Jančiauskas nazism is a extreme form of fascism that pursues German superiority
It's a fkn yt vid everyone pipe ya arses down
*Ireland* please just one potato my people haven't eaten in 2 weeks
*Britain* New goverment who dis?
@Cool Cas r/whoosh
@Cool Cas ok boomer.
@Cool Cas and they never really did more than once being noticed by the Romans.
@Cool Cas Almost all of the workers in Europe were dependent on the potato. If anything, it was the government's of Europe's fault for letting the people be dependent on one crop.
Also r/woosh
@@kaiservonpanzer213
Oh hello, disappointment to the Axis Powers in WW2...
Sorry had to do that, couldn't help myself.
America: so what are you up to today britain?
🅱RITISH EMPIER:ah nothing just going to finish the 5 8 4 t h o p i u m w a r .
🅱LOODY 🅱HING 🅱HONGS !! :P
🅱️outh 🅱️frica
🅱️0i
“Nice, let’s try to get Santa on some heroin”
-Queen Victoria, 1900
Free coal for Britain
New Mod Idea: What if China won the 8th Opium War
Impossible. The technology difference between the 2 nations was too big
China collapses into a 30 factions free for all civil war
Simple, the British would declare the 9th Opium War
What if Denmark attacked and sunk all ships transporting tea to the Isles during the 8th Opium War?
I think that Britain would take Manchuria instead of Japan
"Oh look, Hong Kong. I'm sure we'll never have to give that back."
2019: *Hong Kong wants to return to the empire*
More like an independent nation
ein Deutscher no it needs to go back to its root. RULE BRITANNIA!!!
@@DragonHunter24 Its root would be china also Britain is not a superpower anymore not even a major nation in world politics so they wouldn't even accept the Annixation of Hong Kong because china would fuck them up lmao
@@dep8776 The only way for Hong Kong to retain whatever freedom they still have is by destroying the CCP.
Will that happen? I don't know, certainly outside control/influence of Hong Kong.
@@dep8776 If by 'independent nation' you mean a new treaty port and naval base right on the Chinese shoreline for the US, sure. Hong Kong is like a fucking ungrateful brat who relies on the Chinese mainland for EVERYTHING, food, power, water supplies etc., hell, China fucking saved Hong Kong's economy when Soros tried to pull his stunt on their stock market and ruin their currency, IT WAS THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT WHO STOPPED HIM, and then the little shit offers itself to be a new age treaty port for the west to invade China again. It baffles me how you people in the west can't see the power struggle behind this affair and just all vent on China. Do you really think they will be an 'independent nation'? Did they have any 'freedom' when under British rule? Sure, Britain is known for granting colonies freedom, but then we wouldn't know of any fella named Washington or Ghandi.
Had a friend who loved fish and chips. Called him Tartar Stan.
My Russian friend won't admit he existed though.
Haha jokes on you the Russkies knows about Tatarstan but not as independent nation but as self-governing republic inside the federation, pretty much like Chechnya.
Italy vs Italy
Italy used switch sides
Italy,Italy vs.
Italy used switch sides
Italy vs Italy
See we all know this is an endless loop that people accidentally commit suicide because they accidentally decleare on themselves
This is literally just algebra
If it was algebra it'd be Italy - Italy vs.
@@intensifiedfailure5681 no it would be 2italy or Italy squared
This video was released well over a year ago and I have watched it countless times but I still laugh when he says "BY GEORGE COME LOOK WHATS IN MY TEST TUBE, ITS A SWASTIKA". 10/10, great video
I wasn't pushed a notification for this video >:(
First two notes: G#3 and D#4
Plink: A#6, plus FOOLED YA (bonjour? maybe)
Distance: Minor third down, plus we were FOOLED (or he said "good day" - who knows? certainly not me)
there you are!
Thank you, our lord and saviour.
Hello Jesus
Praise be to the one true god.
Me neither
Hi, I know you probably here this everyday, but I am going to say it anyway. Your videos are amazing. They make me smile, give me something to laugh about and are overall making my day. You've inspired me to become a bit of a history and geography nerd. I just wanted to say; thank you for this.
Tysm for the heart
Same, because of him I actually took interest in history, bought hoi4 and ck3, and waiting for vic3 lol
Iron side pitch boi only when?
Qinkai Zhang Ja I miss him
Qinkai Zhang lol this comment was under his 😂
Has he deleted his channel?
7:07 "First person to the North Pole, nice, now let's try to get Santa on some heroine. Lmfao
"It's pretty bad, *but you could make it worse*"
Honestly the best marketing line of the century
Since you're doing Coolmathgames at 400k. How about a *battery review* at 500k?
How do you keep getting upvoted?
G'day Sam, good to have you here once again.
How about some anime waifu pillows?
piss off Justin Z
Gamescoolmeth at 400,001?
I was thinking “ok, enough TH-cam for today, time to be productive”
Then I see isorrowproductions has released a new video
TIME FOR MORE CANCER
I regularly rewatch the Victoria series, I'm really excited to see what you do with Vic 3 when it comes out. Best paradox youtuber
"Italy vs Italy, who's gonna win?"
"Not Italy that's for sure."
Iron side pitch boi where you at my dude?!
Wojciech Pedzinski that’s what I was thinking!
He was blocked from the channel.
@@ddddaaaaaaaa I see through the lies of the jedi
Wojciech Pedzinski I don’t like him
Wojciech Pedzinski it’s treason, then.
* Drinks tea patrioticly *
Splendid.
As soon as you do Coolmathgames I'll leave. (definitely not lying)
Please dont leave.
Lovely double comment!
@Señor Hilter Not you my good sir
Are you ISP's second acc ?
420th like
"Look what's in my test tube, *ITS A SWASTIKA* "
"Remember guys, if you ever feel down; I beat the russians so hard that they had to admit that a nation called Tatarstan existed and give it independence, it could be worse"
07:53 I pissed my pants laughing XD
Why do people see Britain as a high tea consuming county ? An average Turkish person consumes 50 kg of tea every year which is the highest in the world.
But did turkey rule a quarter of the world?
Honest M'aiq But did the Turks invade an entire subcontinent to get their tea?
*Cough* Ottoman Empire, Persian empire, Roman empire *Cough*
@@killerkoffee4619 Britain was the first to lose colonies to an independence movement, started by a tea tax.
@@NotVeryRandomDude *a subcontinent and the most populous country in the world. The latter twice
4:25 In one of my games the Papal State got it
Victoria? More like *ARTILLERY*
Harvey Thompson how bout some bannerlord
Literally stopped watching drew to watch this.
You stopped spectating the spectator
*When you know Drew reads ISP's comments and you can't wait for him to see this*
He'll probs just respond with something like, "same"
same sister
Don’t be disrespecting Papa Paintbrush like that!
I did to lol
1st to 3rd Opium Wars: WTHK
4th Opium War: 5:27
5th Opium War: 6:38
6th Opium War: 8:11
7th Opium War: 8:50
8th Opium War: 9:42
(I hate myself for having to do this and writing it out on a notebook...)
Edit: I guess my "pain" was worth it...
not really.
4:05 Oh Mi Goon Goon Do loove
Playing the easiest nation in the game?
Yeah that's what I thought
Britain isnt the easiest nation in vitoria 2, you have a lotta islands and india is always there to revolt, its not as easy as you think
Who do you considered the easiest then?
Either the USA or Germany is the easiest nation in the game, in my opinion. Both get ridiculous bonuses and start in good positions to be much stronger than the UK by mid to late game.
The UK is so easy to play it's hard again, because managing all those troops, colonies, and ships will make you want to turn the game off and never touch it again.
Germany is the easiest, just a little bit of bullying Austria gets you *S U P E R G E R M A N Y*
The "bon jeu" , when the video start actually.....Makes me smile for a french guy :D
Ah my favourite demonetized forever channel
Normie
4:05 he actually nailled it!
I can't get this running well in my hoi 4, can someone help me?
Did you tried to turn on and off the game?
2:46 "So the most immigrants to the USA comes from me and the Ottoman Empire...
Interesting."
*a bloody lot of rebel notifications pops in the notification panel*
As a Sicilian I am proud of the times that we have defeated Italy.
*Salvatore Giuliano intensifies*
@@ierax29 lmao
Ireland and Northern Ireland: Blight, can we have potatoes and can you stop taking are grain, England, please we are starving!
Blight: Yeah... in 4 YEARS!
England: No, we rich you poor so deal with it!
This is not meant to hurt anyone!
Where is ironside pitch boi at
Ireland: WE DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD BRITAIN HELP US
Britain: Then don't be hungry.
8 OPIUM WARS?!?!
NOW THATS TOO BRITISH FOR ME
UNSUB
Is that 4k people on Helgoland at 8:40? HOW?! That island is tiny.
Here I am 3 years later just reading through the comments 🤣🤣
Same, this was probably my favorite video from ISP
"You can't call this a great war!"
".... thats because the real great war is here in italy!"
*shows riots*
That one got me 😂
We all know why you left hoi4.
BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO DO ANTI TANK/AIR ONLY!!!
I'm glad you're varying up your content
400k'th Opium War.
2060
Judging by the cover image of Victoria, I can see where Elizabeth gets the lizard genes from....
I love you ISP daddy
*8th Opium War*
Reminds me of the Back to the Future 2(?) scene where the theater is advertising like the 80th Jaws movie
What mod are you using
Kinda wondering this too.
really want to know this
It's a mod called historical flavour
Just learned now
Okay thanks!
Play as Sweden and the Paradox gods will smile upon you and give you free poetry points if you form Scandinavia.
its ya boy coolmathsgame productions
I just watched a 30 second ad for you bro... that's true love
Let's be real. Only here for Ironside Pitch Boi. Guess I gotta unsub now.
Victoria II: Multiple Opium Wars
The British: Did somebody say *OPIUM WARS IN PLURAL*
When are you going to return to hoi4? What happened?
Smart move
Abage *I always knew it was a capitalistic scheme!*
He's not a hoi soi boi like Drew.
MeatusBeatus *communist
he's waiting for the new DLC
That noise after taking Normandy. Can I get that as a ringtone?
You mean wales?
7:56 Exactly how I figure these are discovered in-game.
When next hoi4
7:07 Santa on some Heroin I died so much.
joke that is funny
Insert lol😂 or LMAO😂 here
This was the first video I watched from ISP back in 2018. Paradox should pay him because without him I wouldn't have spent $300 on random paradox games and their DLC.
PLAY ROBLOX! 5th attempt
he wont. he wiil never.goto flamingo or something saltyman.
As a person who lives in TATARSTAN, I must say that our PROUD NATION was really independent.... Once. Like. 500 years ago. But still. Found this super hilarious, seeing us featured in ISP video.
БЫЗ БУЛДЫРДЫК (means "we managed" in our language)
Read Mein Kampf 2 at 350K
I got a unskippable tampon ad
why youtube
you could say, ISORROW
Again the intro is so nice I love it I hope all my likes on all your vids are helping!
1:05
Then you ask yourself why there are so many rebellions.
y'know, the weather outside is beautiful, the grass is green and the birds are chirping. boy, it feels like the best time for a *9th Opium War*
Alternate history time: What if there was a 9TH OPIUM WAR?!
fun fact: the X in Xhosa is actually a clicking sound
Yay more Vicky 2 next even more complex rts mainland wars on cool math games
you reacted to the Irish home rule movement exactly the same way that the British at the time did XD
If the next episode of Victoria 2 isn't Qing China, I'm going to start a revolution.
Australia full of sand and spiders? you're forgetting about the native grass which cuts you to bone.
The thumbnails are always the best parts...
"Italy vs Italy"
Fucks sake iSorrow how are they supposed to switch sides this time
*I feel the grim reaper watching you play map games in the background*
Historians: The One Hundred Years War actually lasted 116 years.
ISP:
Last time I joined the discord I joined a voice chat to someone screaming "SPEAK A M E R I C A N !"
Says he’ll never do another sub goal after 300k immediately starts coolmathgames at 400k well played isp well played
**lives in Tatarstan**
**goes to any country other than Tatarstan**
Russa: no.
Come look what's in my testube! - cracked me up.
You know what time is it? 897th Opium War
8:50 I only create this link for my own amusement, y'all can enjoy it too tho
“We’ll find Santa and give him heroin”
Oh please do a Netherlands game where you take back the colonies and territories from belgium, great britain, france, china, usa, brazil, transvaal and portugal, you know south africa, ceylon, guyana, new york, formosa, parts of india, singapore, togo, portugese indonesia and north eastern brazil. As a bonus you could also get new Zealand and australia. I
dare you if you can
Fun fact. Ireland still hasn't fully recovered from the famine. The population is still 2 million less than what it was pre-famine.
We require you to turn a tribal nation into the #1 power, make the zulus Britain again.
"ah look what time it is: 6th opium war" XDXDXD
Oh hey this is ISickProductions here!
5:49
I think the World congress banned anime.
Whenever someone complains about getting screwed by the Anglos, the only proper response should be: “Skill issue”
It's really easy for Bavaria to become a great power. Once as Prussia I booted Austria, the Ottomans, and Russia back so far that Bavaria, Two Scillies's, and the Netherlands became great powers.