Why Nobody Likes The British - Victoria 2

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  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  6 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    This game ended up going pretty well, sorry for still sounding ill i am slowly recovering.
    Also discord is here: www.discord.gg/isp

    • @wojciechpedzinski1521
      @wojciechpedzinski1521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cool meth games

    • @gilly2264
      @gilly2264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god not that discord again it’s the reason I have testicular cancer

    • @raphaelmunzar7073
      @raphaelmunzar7073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is a map game on cool math games for you to play.

    • @slimdustpan5948
      @slimdustpan5948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can stop being ill if you play cool math games

    • @nickn.kurtanidze2764
      @nickn.kurtanidze2764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      iSorrowproductions plz play transcaucasia

  • @ModernWhoFan5B
    @ModernWhoFan5B 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    7:35 "Italy v Italy- Who's going to win?"
    Historically, France.

    • @wouterkessel4852
      @wouterkessel4852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @Anidiot69
      @Anidiot69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okey Doken

    • @theduchyofmilanball3157
      @theduchyofmilanball3157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Italian Wars?

    • @moonshinei
      @moonshinei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or for that matter, Austria

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually France usually tried and got cocked every time….. meanwhile Austria “buying” Tuscany from Spain….

  • @boldgambit7896
    @boldgambit7896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    "Now you will see the power of a fully functional Ottoman Empire" - Abraham Lincoln

    • @ye2315
      @ye2315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hihihi

    • @ye2315
      @ye2315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hihihih

    • @jax2728
      @jax2728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      “Oh i’m afraid the Ottoman Empire will be quite operational when your Russian friends arrive.” John F. Kennedy

    • @jeffjefferson5095
      @jeffjefferson5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Erhm, acktualllyyyyy *pushes up glasses*, that clip took place in 1878-79 which means it would actually be Rutherford B. Hayes.

    • @icewallowcome1276
      @icewallowcome1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeffjefferson5095 is this sarcasm?

  • @MDFification1
    @MDFification1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Fun fact: around the time of the 1st Opium War, Britain spent >10% of its GDP on tea annually

    • @shashwatsinha2704
      @shashwatsinha2704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's unfathomable!

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I know, it should be more!

    • @DiamondDust132
      @DiamondDust132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Much smaller number than I presumed!

    • @ariejohnson1944
      @ariejohnson1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/b6ylaHweaIY/w-d-xo.html

    • @anaxagoras2930
      @anaxagoras2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goddamn rookie numbers

  • @founderoftheempire8589
    @founderoftheempire8589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2745

    *Look what's in this testube, A SWASTIKA!*

    • @founderoftheempire8589
      @founderoftheempire8589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@tf2XDcloucked did you even watch the video, he did, I didn't

    • @bloodyplebs
      @bloodyplebs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Ummmm, what? Nazism is facism. Thats like saying maoism is not communism.

    • @dankesteevee1937
      @dankesteevee1937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@tf2XDcloucked m8 what kind of drugs have you been doing?

    • @wooo1186
      @wooo1186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Danius Jančiauskas nazism is a extreme form of fascism that pursues German superiority

    • @samdodsworth9480
      @samdodsworth9480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's a fkn yt vid everyone pipe ya arses down

  • @dankesteevee1937
    @dankesteevee1937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    *Ireland* please just one potato my people haven't eaten in 2 weeks
    *Britain* New goverment who dis?

    • @Sparkst5
      @Sparkst5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Cool Cas r/whoosh

    • @انقذواالارانب
      @انقذواالارانب 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Cool Cas ok boomer.

    • @adrock_sokolov6570
      @adrock_sokolov6570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Cool Cas and they never really did more than once being noticed by the Romans.

    • @kaiservonpanzer213
      @kaiservonpanzer213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Cool Cas Almost all of the workers in Europe were dependent on the potato. If anything, it was the government's of Europe's fault for letting the people be dependent on one crop.
      Also r/woosh

    • @Azgaran03
      @Azgaran03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaiservonpanzer213
      Oh hello, disappointment to the Axis Powers in WW2...
      Sorry had to do that, couldn't help myself.

  • @patrykkotkowski8781
    @patrykkotkowski8781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    America: so what are you up to today britain?
    🅱RITISH EMPIER:ah nothing just going to finish the 5 8 4 t h o p i u m w a r .

  • @ServingOthers99
    @ServingOthers99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    “Nice, let’s try to get Santa on some heroin”
    -Queen Victoria, 1900

  • @GP090
    @GP090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    New Mod Idea: What if China won the 8th Opium War

    • @alvinlin8140
      @alvinlin8140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Impossible. The technology difference between the 2 nations was too big

    • @billul1
      @billul1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      China collapses into a 30 factions free for all civil war

    • @nitroon8476
      @nitroon8476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Simple, the British would declare the 9th Opium War

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What if Denmark attacked and sunk all ships transporting tea to the Isles during the 8th Opium War?

    • @kingandcountry1242
      @kingandcountry1242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think that Britain would take Manchuria instead of Japan

  • @jshadowhunter
    @jshadowhunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    "Oh look, Hong Kong. I'm sure we'll never have to give that back."
    2019: *Hong Kong wants to return to the empire*

    • @dep8776
      @dep8776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      More like an independent nation

    • @DragonHunter24
      @DragonHunter24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ein Deutscher no it needs to go back to its root. RULE BRITANNIA!!!

    • @dep8776
      @dep8776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DragonHunter24 Its root would be china also Britain is not a superpower anymore not even a major nation in world politics so they wouldn't even accept the Annixation of Hong Kong because china would fuck them up lmao

    • @Verpal
      @Verpal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@dep8776 The only way for Hong Kong to retain whatever freedom they still have is by destroying the CCP.
      Will that happen? I don't know, certainly outside control/influence of Hong Kong.

    • @anqiren5345
      @anqiren5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dep8776 If by 'independent nation' you mean a new treaty port and naval base right on the Chinese shoreline for the US, sure. Hong Kong is like a fucking ungrateful brat who relies on the Chinese mainland for EVERYTHING, food, power, water supplies etc., hell, China fucking saved Hong Kong's economy when Soros tried to pull his stunt on their stock market and ruin their currency, IT WAS THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT WHO STOPPED HIM, and then the little shit offers itself to be a new age treaty port for the west to invade China again. It baffles me how you people in the west can't see the power struggle behind this affair and just all vent on China. Do you really think they will be an 'independent nation'? Did they have any 'freedom' when under British rule? Sure, Britain is known for granting colonies freedom, but then we wouldn't know of any fella named Washington or Ghandi.

  • @lokky95
    @lokky95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Had a friend who loved fish and chips. Called him Tartar Stan.
    My Russian friend won't admit he existed though.

    • @apalahartisebuahnama7684
      @apalahartisebuahnama7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha jokes on you the Russkies knows about Tatarstan but not as independent nation but as self-governing republic inside the federation, pretty much like Chechnya.

  • @furkansahinkara730
    @furkansahinkara730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Italy vs Italy
    Italy used switch sides
    Italy,Italy vs.
    Italy used switch sides
    Italy vs Italy
    See we all know this is an endless loop that people accidentally commit suicide because they accidentally decleare on themselves

    • @10macattak
      @10macattak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is literally just algebra

    • @intensifiedfailure5681
      @intensifiedfailure5681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If it was algebra it'd be Italy - Italy vs.

    • @kubamcmillan3078
      @kubamcmillan3078 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@intensifiedfailure5681 no it would be 2italy or Italy squared

  • @alexboxstadium98
    @alexboxstadium98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This video was released well over a year ago and I have watched it countless times but I still laugh when he says "BY GEORGE COME LOOK WHATS IN MY TEST TUBE, ITS A SWASTIKA". 10/10, great video

  • @IronsidePitchBoi
    @IronsidePitchBoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    I wasn't pushed a notification for this video >:(
    First two notes: G#3 and D#4
    Plink: A#6, plus FOOLED YA (bonjour? maybe)
    Distance: Minor third down, plus we were FOOLED (or he said "good day" - who knows? certainly not me)

    • @Swecraft1
      @Swecraft1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      there you are!

    • @Brooo007MC
      @Brooo007MC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Thank you, our lord and saviour.

    • @kole1678
      @kole1678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hello Jesus

    • @q31544
      @q31544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Praise be to the one true god.

    • @youraveragebrit7423
      @youraveragebrit7423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me neither

  • @KDJkai
    @KDJkai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Hi, I know you probably here this everyday, but I am going to say it anyway. Your videos are amazing. They make me smile, give me something to laugh about and are overall making my day. You've inspired me to become a bit of a history and geography nerd. I just wanted to say; thank you for this.

    • @KDJkai
      @KDJkai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tysm for the heart

    • @miko5742
      @miko5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, because of him I actually took interest in history, bought hoi4 and ck3, and waiting for vic3 lol

  • @arctifire5709
    @arctifire5709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Iron side pitch boi only when?

  • @Flash4ML
    @Flash4ML 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    7:07 "First person to the North Pole, nice, now let's try to get Santa on some heroine. Lmfao

  • @firstconsul7286
    @firstconsul7286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "It's pretty bad, *but you could make it worse*"
    Honestly the best marketing line of the century

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2455

    Since you're doing Coolmathgames at 400k. How about a *battery review* at 500k?

    • @worldisdoomed9994
      @worldisdoomed9994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      How do you keep getting upvoted?

    • @vlaamscherp
      @vlaamscherp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      G'day Sam, good to have you here once again.

    • @sued_
      @sued_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How about some anime waifu pillows?

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      piss off Justin Z

    • @katcano4474
      @katcano4474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gamescoolmeth at 400,001?

  • @maxnunez1662
    @maxnunez1662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I was thinking “ok, enough TH-cam for today, time to be productive”
    Then I see isorrowproductions has released a new video
    TIME FOR MORE CANCER

  • @harryhawtin8197
    @harryhawtin8197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I regularly rewatch the Victoria series, I'm really excited to see what you do with Vic 3 when it comes out. Best paradox youtuber

  • @tylermech66
    @tylermech66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Italy vs Italy, who's gonna win?"
    "Not Italy that's for sure."

  • @wojciechpedzinski1521
    @wojciechpedzinski1521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Iron side pitch boi where you at my dude?!

    • @donutmaster7820
      @donutmaster7820 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wojciech Pedzinski that’s what I was thinking!

    • @ddddaaaaaaaa
      @ddddaaaaaaaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was blocked from the channel.

    • @wojciechpedzinski1521
      @wojciechpedzinski1521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ddddaaaaaaaa I see through the lies of the jedi

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wojciech Pedzinski I don’t like him

    • @ddddaaaaaaaa
      @ddddaaaaaaaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wojciech Pedzinski it’s treason, then.

  • @theanglo-lithuanian1768
    @theanglo-lithuanian1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    * Drinks tea patrioticly *
    Splendid.

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

    As soon as you do Coolmathgames I'll leave. (definitely not lying)

    • @5lake
      @5lake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Please dont leave.

    • @vlaamscherp
      @vlaamscherp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lovely double comment!

    • @vlaamscherp
      @vlaamscherp 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Señor Hilter Not you my good sir

    • @KnewOnee
      @KnewOnee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you ISP's second acc ?

    • @jackdoesstuff9033
      @jackdoesstuff9033 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      420th like

  • @tylerpape4382
    @tylerpape4382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Look what's in my test tube, *ITS A SWASTIKA* "

  • @samuelladrillo5281
    @samuelladrillo5281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Remember guys, if you ever feel down; I beat the russians so hard that they had to admit that a nation called Tatarstan existed and give it independence, it could be worse"

  • @SyntheticParanoia
    @SyntheticParanoia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    07:53 I pissed my pants laughing XD

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Why do people see Britain as a high tea consuming county ? An average Turkish person consumes 50 kg of tea every year which is the highest in the world.

    • @killerkoffee4619
      @killerkoffee4619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      But did turkey rule a quarter of the world?

    • @NotVeryRandomDude
      @NotVeryRandomDude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      Honest M'aiq But did the Turks invade an entire subcontinent to get their tea?

    • @Mr-zo7bt
      @Mr-zo7bt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Cough* Ottoman Empire, Persian empire, Roman empire *Cough*

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@killerkoffee4619 Britain was the first to lose colonies to an independence movement, started by a tea tax.

    • @killerkoffee4619
      @killerkoffee4619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@NotVeryRandomDude *a subcontinent and the most populous country in the world. The latter twice

  • @Orionn225
    @Orionn225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:25 In one of my games the Papal State got it

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Victoria? More like *ARTILLERY*

    • @raineclipse8985
      @raineclipse8985 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harvey Thompson how bout some bannerlord

  • @LaGGSBD
    @LaGGSBD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Literally stopped watching drew to watch this.

    • @liliumdx
      @liliumdx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      You stopped spectating the spectator

    • @firelifeblizzard8782
      @firelifeblizzard8782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *When you know Drew reads ISP's comments and you can't wait for him to see this*
      He'll probs just respond with something like, "same"

    • @imperialcapital329
      @imperialcapital329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same sister

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t be disrespecting Papa Paintbrush like that!

    • @founderoftheempire8589
      @founderoftheempire8589 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did to lol

  • @Azgaran03
    @Azgaran03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1st to 3rd Opium Wars: WTHK
    4th Opium War: 5:27
    5th Opium War: 6:38
    6th Opium War: 8:11
    7th Opium War: 8:50
    8th Opium War: 9:42
    (I hate myself for having to do this and writing it out on a notebook...)
    Edit: I guess my "pain" was worth it...
    not really.

  • @Greenpickles987
    @Greenpickles987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:05 Oh Mi Goon Goon Do loove

  • @johnwilkins11
    @johnwilkins11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Playing the easiest nation in the game?
    Yeah that's what I thought

    • @eduardotheraccoon3113
      @eduardotheraccoon3113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Britain isnt the easiest nation in vitoria 2, you have a lotta islands and india is always there to revolt, its not as easy as you think

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who do you considered the easiest then?

    • @rovsea-3761
      @rovsea-3761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Either the USA or Germany is the easiest nation in the game, in my opinion. Both get ridiculous bonuses and start in good positions to be much stronger than the UK by mid to late game.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The UK is so easy to play it's hard again, because managing all those troops, colonies, and ships will make you want to turn the game off and never touch it again.

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Germany is the easiest, just a little bit of bullying Austria gets you *S U P E R G E R M A N Y*

  • @marechalbobby3815
    @marechalbobby3815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "bon jeu" , when the video start actually.....Makes me smile for a french guy :D

  • @mrmakrin21
    @mrmakrin21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ah my favourite demonetized forever channel

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Normie

  • @somedude8468
    @somedude8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:05 he actually nailled it!

  • @kingsofserbiangameplay1623
    @kingsofserbiangameplay1623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I can't get this running well in my hoi 4, can someone help me?

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you tried to turn on and off the game?

  • @caspramio
    @caspramio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:46 "So the most immigrants to the USA comes from me and the Ottoman Empire...
    Interesting."
    *a bloody lot of rebel notifications pops in the notification panel*

  • @therealsaltysebba9958
    @therealsaltysebba9958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a Sicilian I am proud of the times that we have defeated Italy.

    • @ierax29
      @ierax29 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Salvatore Giuliano intensifies*

    • @E-Zp
      @E-Zp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ierax29 lmao

  • @MasterMark08.
    @MasterMark08. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ireland and Northern Ireland: Blight, can we have potatoes and can you stop taking are grain, England, please we are starving!
    Blight: Yeah... in 4 YEARS!
    England: No, we rich you poor so deal with it!
    This is not meant to hurt anyone!

  • @parvall
    @parvall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Where is ironside pitch boi at

  • @theguyyourandomlyfound.8440
    @theguyyourandomlyfound.8440 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ireland: WE DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD BRITAIN HELP US
    Britain: Then don't be hungry.

  • @politkos5348
    @politkos5348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    8 OPIUM WARS?!?!
    NOW THATS TOO BRITISH FOR ME
    UNSUB

  • @MrTohawk
    @MrTohawk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that 4k people on Helgoland at 8:40? HOW?! That island is tiny.

  • @billtone1
    @billtone1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Here I am 3 years later just reading through the comments 🤣🤣

    • @jxc1640
      @jxc1640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, this was probably my favorite video from ISP

  • @MyUsersDark
    @MyUsersDark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You can't call this a great war!"
    ".... thats because the real great war is here in italy!"
    *shows riots*
    That one got me 😂

  • @viverax7852
    @viverax7852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We all know why you left hoi4.
    BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO DO ANTI TANK/AIR ONLY!!!

  • @cchoki1
    @cchoki1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad you're varying up your content

  • @RoverStorm
    @RoverStorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    400k'th Opium War.

  • @SynchronicitySOS
    @SynchronicitySOS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Judging by the cover image of Victoria, I can see where Elizabeth gets the lizard genes from....

  • @roobz4947
    @roobz4947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love you ISP daddy

  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *8th Opium War*
    Reminds me of the Back to the Future 2(?) scene where the theater is advertising like the 80th Jaws movie

  • @marcooosbibendorsht1334
    @marcooosbibendorsht1334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What mod are you using

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Play as Sweden and the Paradox gods will smile upon you and give you free poetry points if you form Scandinavia.

  • @redeemer5903
    @redeemer5903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    its ya boy coolmathsgame productions

  • @henriksongaming9051
    @henriksongaming9051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just watched a 30 second ad for you bro... that's true love

  • @NinjaMan47
    @NinjaMan47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Let's be real. Only here for Ironside Pitch Boi. Guess I gotta unsub now.

  • @cheetahboy0127
    @cheetahboy0127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Victoria II: Multiple Opium Wars
    The British: Did somebody say *OPIUM WARS IN PLURAL*

  • @LaGGSBD
    @LaGGSBD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    When are you going to return to hoi4? What happened?

    • @LaGGSBD
      @LaGGSBD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Smart move

    • @meatusbeatus5548
      @meatusbeatus5548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Abage *I always knew it was a capitalistic scheme!*

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's not a hoi soi boi like Drew.

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MeatusBeatus *communist

    • @Rueee
      @Rueee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's waiting for the new DLC

  • @lucashampton6269
    @lucashampton6269 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That noise after taking Normandy. Can I get that as a ringtone?

  • @johnmartinez12347
    @johnmartinez12347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You mean wales?

  • @charmyzard
    @charmyzard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:56 Exactly how I figure these are discovered in-game.

  • @5lake
    @5lake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When next hoi4

  • @darthhateful
    @darthhateful 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:07 Santa on some Heroin I died so much.

  • @CalamariMatoi
    @CalamariMatoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    joke that is funny

  • @isaacandersen1
    @isaacandersen1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was the first video I watched from ISP back in 2018. Paradox should pay him because without him I wouldn't have spent $300 on random paradox games and their DLC.

  • @GeneralenEkstre
    @GeneralenEkstre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    PLAY ROBLOX! 5th attempt

    • @mikhailbirbovski6059
      @mikhailbirbovski6059 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      he wont. he wiil never.goto flamingo or something saltyman.

  • @СаярГабитов
    @СаярГабитов 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a person who lives in TATARSTAN, I must say that our PROUD NATION was really independent.... Once. Like. 500 years ago. But still. Found this super hilarious, seeing us featured in ISP video.
    БЫЗ БУЛДЫРДЫК (means "we managed" in our language)

  • @伝説-u5b
    @伝説-u5b 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Read Mein Kampf 2 at 350K

  • @kngpru9684
    @kngpru9684 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a unskippable tampon ad
    why youtube
    you could say, ISORROW

  • @pandapeo4209
    @pandapeo4209 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Again the intro is so nice I love it I hope all my likes on all your vids are helping!

  • @vinifalleroliveira
    @vinifalleroliveira 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:05
    Then you ask yourself why there are so many rebellions.

  • @T3rASys
    @T3rASys 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    y'know, the weather outside is beautiful, the grass is green and the birds are chirping. boy, it feels like the best time for a *9th Opium War*

  • @IQUnder30
    @IQUnder30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alternate history time: What if there was a 9TH OPIUM WAR?!

  • @loudog3453
    @loudog3453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fun fact: the X in Xhosa is actually a clicking sound

  • @GeorgeVajagich
    @GeorgeVajagich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay more Vicky 2 next even more complex rts mainland wars on cool math games

  • @lifescree6053
    @lifescree6053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you reacted to the Irish home rule movement exactly the same way that the British at the time did XD

  • @plainplane7580
    @plainplane7580 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    If the next episode of Victoria 2 isn't Qing China, I'm going to start a revolution.

  • @5THR33S
    @5THR33S 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Australia full of sand and spiders? you're forgetting about the native grass which cuts you to bone.

  • @spencervandyke1552
    @spencervandyke1552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thumbnails are always the best parts...

  • @australianword3812
    @australianword3812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Italy vs Italy"
    Fucks sake iSorrow how are they supposed to switch sides this time

  • @EstonianShark
    @EstonianShark 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *I feel the grim reaper watching you play map games in the background*

  • @spartandud3
    @spartandud3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Historians: The One Hundred Years War actually lasted 116 years.
    ISP:

  • @imperialrepublicofhaston3318
    @imperialrepublicofhaston3318 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Last time I joined the discord I joined a voice chat to someone screaming "SPEAK A M E R I C A N !"

  • @danielkelly1335
    @danielkelly1335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Says he’ll never do another sub goal after 300k immediately starts coolmathgames at 400k well played isp well played

  • @protorandom9097
    @protorandom9097 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    **lives in Tatarstan**
    **goes to any country other than Tatarstan**
    Russa: no.

  • @BelgarionKolder
    @BelgarionKolder 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Come look what's in my testube! - cracked me up.

  • @alenzinho1
    @alenzinho1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know what time is it? 897th Opium War

  • @roguefactor2646
    @roguefactor2646 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:50 I only create this link for my own amusement, y'all can enjoy it too tho

  • @johnhire6086
    @johnhire6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “We’ll find Santa and give him heroin”

  • @zieperegrine5237
    @zieperegrine5237 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh please do a Netherlands game where you take back the colonies and territories from belgium, great britain, france, china, usa, brazil, transvaal and portugal, you know south africa, ceylon, guyana, new york, formosa, parts of india, singapore, togo, portugese indonesia and north eastern brazil. As a bonus you could also get new Zealand and australia. I
    dare you if you can

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact. Ireland still hasn't fully recovered from the famine. The population is still 2 million less than what it was pre-famine.

  • @mpspenguin2
    @mpspenguin2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    We require you to turn a tribal nation into the #1 power, make the zulus Britain again.

  • @thebigcaketheorie7310
    @thebigcaketheorie7310 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "ah look what time it is: 6th opium war" XDXDXD

  • @barraman.
    @barraman. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh hey this is ISickProductions here!

  • @commoncoolchannel8588
    @commoncoolchannel8588 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:49
    I think the World congress banned anime.

  • @Lancer498
    @Lancer498 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever someone complains about getting screwed by the Anglos, the only proper response should be: “Skill issue”

  • @crispybacon9917
    @crispybacon9917 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's really easy for Bavaria to become a great power. Once as Prussia I booted Austria, the Ottomans, and Russia back so far that Bavaria, Two Scillies's, and the Netherlands became great powers.